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Santa i have swallowed a kay

Santa: I have swallowed a kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate

You already have to know it what

You already have to know it what you have mean to me. Enjoy your EID keeping it in mind that I am thinking of

Hope you get to off the bed

Hope you get to get off the bed soon, I miss you. Get well!

Programmer to his son here i brought

Programmer to his son: ‘Here, I brought you a new basketball.’ Son: ‘Thank you, daddy, but where is the user’s guide?’

Love is blind be very kind when

Love is blind Be very kind When I kiss you Please don’t mind

Blessing on self discovery may you

***Blessing On Self Discovery May you be able to reach within yourself to the treasure that lies awaiting your discovery May you be able

Buhat dard chupa hai raat ke har

‘Buhat dard chupa hai raat ke har pehloo mein,,, ‘Dua krna k kuch dair ke liye mjhy Neend aa jaye….! / Gud Nite ”

Im not supposed to im to love

‘I’m not supposed to’ I’m not supposed to love you, I’m not supposed to care, I’m not supposed to live my life wishing you

Me without you its like facebook friends

ME Without YOU!! It’s Like Facebook Without Friends, Youtube Without Video movie without Music And Google With No Results

Sms shortcuts a3 anytime anywhere anyplace

Sms Shortcuts a3 anytime, anywhere, anyplace aam as a matter of fact aamof as a matter of fact ab ah bless! activ8 activate adctd2luv

If you built an army of 100

If you Built an Army of 100 Lions and Their Leader is a Dog, The Lions Will Die Like Dogs. But If you built

If you find yourself in a hole

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging. Will Rogers

Dont ever give up if you still

Don’t ever give up if you still want to try, don’t ever wipe your tears if you still want to cry. Don’t ever settle

A mothers work is never done she

A mother’s work is never done She works from morning until dawn She spreads her love And keeps you warm But only once a

You r so whatmy miss u

you r so what??????????my @@@@@@@@@@@ so miss u too?????///r tooooooooooo???????

Pure friendship is bright like sun deep

Pure friendship is bright like sun….., Deep like ocean…….., High like sky…….., Strong like iron…….., Kind like mother……, Cute like me……, AND…., SWEET like

Valentines for lovers and friends all my

Valentine’s for lovers and for friends. All my love goes out to you this day! Love is something different from desire: Even, silent, peaceful

Touching lines once you feel

Touching Lines : .. Once you feel you are Avoided by Someone, Never Disturb Them again..! .. … … … B’coz .. The One

Joke wife i think our daughter is

*JOKE* Wife: ‘I think our daughter is in love with someone.’ Husband: ‘How do you know?’ Wife: ‘Because she is not asking for her

Night has ended for another day morning

Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries

Rules of frndship if u care

Rules Of Frndship IF U Care 4 Me I Care 4 U IF U Miss Me I Miss U IF U help me I

Sir in exam why are you so

Sir in exam: Why are You so confused ? Did You Forget your Pen ??? Roll Number..? Calculator..? Student: Oh kuttay chup kar ja,

If the whole world against and opposite

If the whole world against and opposite to you. What you will do? Simple just turn your direction, you will be the leader of

Hi my dear sweet friend wish

*((Hi))* *((My))* *((Dear))* *((Sweet))* *((Friend))* *((Wish))* *((You))* *((Lovely))* *((Good))* *((Morning)*

All the right things are not always

All the right things are not always possible and all the possible things are not always right. so, be true to both your mind

ish

(‘.’) (”)) (_/_) ( ISH (____/____)*%*%*%*%*%*% YOU *%*%*%*%*%*%* (”)___(”’)) ( APPY (___)”'(___) longest night of 2010.

Recitation of durood shareef is light for

Recitation of Durood Shareef is light for you on the bridge of Siraat. Whoever recites Durood upon me eighty times on Friday, eighty years

D smallest word is i the

D smallest word is I, the sweetest word is LOVE and the dearest person in the world is U. tats y I Love You..:)

Dont show so much of love on

Don’t show so much of love on anyone since it creates a non-curable pain when they avoid you.

Today isfridaythe day of acceptance dua i

Today is’FRiDAY’the day of acceptance of Dua! I pray to ALLAH for you, good health,Long life,brilliant success, Barkat-e-Kaseer in your Jan-o-Mal,Izzat-o-Iqbal, Eeman,Sehat,Rizq,Elm and Umr

Islam stands fori is shalll

‘ISLAM’ stands for:I = IS = ShallL = LoveA = AlwaysM = MUHAMMAD (S.A.W) Keep 4wrdng it PlzZzZ don’t stop it..May Allah reward you.

Teacher did you do your homework

Teacher: Did you do your homework? Student: Did you grade my test? ……Teacher: I have other student’s tests to grade. Student: I have other

Laughter is the best medicine but

Laughter is the best medicine. But if you’re laughing without a reason, you need medicine..:-):-)

Friend boyfriend girlfriend bestfriend everything has

Fri(END) Boyfri(END) Girlfri(END) Bestfri(END) Everything has an END Except… Fam(ILY) = it has (I LOVE YOU) If you love your FAMILY -Like It 🙂

Give a man fish and you feed

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

Suppose i lose my normal senses for

Suppose… i lose my normal senses for five minutes & bagin 2 speak totally da truth,wht question will you ask me??’ reply must

A painful phrase written by boy who

A Painful Phrase Written By A Boy Who Lost His Parents In Tsunami … ‘Sea I Will Never Forgive You Even If Your Waves

M my lovely wife i is i

M: My lovely wife. I: Is i am wrong in my sms? S: Sex is not only thing in the life. S: See, we

Do not see others as doing better

Do not see others as doing better than you do. Beat your own records, because success is a fight between you and yourself

Dear girls if a guy pauses his

Dear Girls, If A Guy Pauses His PLAY STATION Just To Text You Back .. Marry Him? . …Dear Boys, If A Girl Ruins

Fantastic definitions school a place where

~¤Fantastic definitions¤~ School: A place where papa pays & son plays 😀 Life insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so

Smilebecause you have just received a text

Smile!Because you have just received a text message from someone hoping you are fine. Good Morning..

just for you my sweet heart

*************************** JUST FOR YOU MY SWEET HEART *************************** I WANT UR FRIEND SHIP WITH ***********LOVE************ (¯»»¶³MASTER¶/ROY ¶-¶»»¶³¯) ***************************

Vis for valentine you are my

V….is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine A…..is for I will Always be yours L…..is for Love at its most extreme E…..is

Judge do you accept that stole money

Judge: Do you accept that you stole money from him? Man: No my lord, he gave it to me. Judge: When did he give

Reality of life to go against

ReaLiTy Of LiFe To Go Against The Dominant Thinking Of Your Friends, Of Most Of The People You See Every Day, Is Perhaps The

Rain is irritating if you are getting

Rain is irritating if you are getting wet alone… . Pizza is just some junk food if there are no more than a pair

Even if we have less talks

Even If We have Less Talks Less Hellos Less Stories Less Greetings But always Remember that My prayers Will Never b Less for You.

Two thoughts that decide your attitude first

Two thoughts that decide your attitude First, “What you think of yourself when you have nothing”. Second. “What you think of others when you

Here are my special wishes for you

Here are my SPECIAL WISHES for you tonight: A Night Full of Love, A Peaceful Sleep, A Beautiful Dream, and A prayer that will

You complete my world i may have

You Complete My World I may have only one life to live, I may have only one gift to give, I may have only

I know that meant nothing gave nothing

I know that I meant nothing, gave nothing true, If this is as shallow, as pointless to you, To write me a note, write

Oye sms parnay walay teri to

=Oye sms parnay walay. Teri to ? Teri to ? ? Teri to ? ? ? Teri to ? Teri to ? ? Teri

After congregational eid prayer sentiment reciprocated with

After congregational eid prayer, Sentiment reciprocated with deep sense of Gratitude and manifestation. Very very happy eid to you and your family

Sweeter than the candies lovellier red

Sweeter than the candies lovellier than the red roses more huggable than soft toys that’s what you’re here’s wishing you a valentines day that’s

Father how are your grades son

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son? SON: Under Water, Dad. FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean? SON: They’Re Below C Level

Youve got to follow your passion figure

You’ve got to follow your passion. You’ve got to figure out what it is you love–who you really are. And have the courage to

The sweetest way to propose excuse me

The sweetest way to propose: “Excuse me, do you have a band aid, because i scrapped my knee when i fell in love with

Woh ye samajhta he ke men har

Woh ye samajhta he ke men har chehry ka talabgar hoon Sayed,,, Men dekhta sabhi ko hoon bas Usi ki talash men… (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´I

If you tried to number allahs blessingsyou

‘If you tried to number ALLAH’S blessings,you could never count them.ALLAH is Ever-Forgiving, Most Merciful.’ (Surat an-Nahl:18)

Every night when i look at the

Every night when I look at the moon, it reminds me of you, how you can see the same moon. It makes me sometimes

Teacher is not who teaches but he

‘Teacher is not who teaches but he makes you something.’

May the good times and treasures of

May the good times and treasures May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of

Formal education will make you a living

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. Jim Rohn

When you pray for others allah listens

When you pray for others, Allah listens to you and blesses them… When you are happy & feel blessed,,, Remember someone has prayed for

On this special day when the world

On this special day When the world is filled with Love, hope and joy I would like to express My appreciation and care For

Brain test after reading this sentence you

BRAIN TEST… After reading this sentence You will realize that the the brain doesn’t recognize ….a second ‘the’. …Now you read it again to

I may not be by your side

I may not be by your side.. Celebrating your special day with you.. But i want you to know that i am thinking of

All my life i have been searching

all my life i have been searching for true magic, but you were right here beside me the whole time

I always remember the people who are

I always remember the people, who are Special for me, Important for me, Near & Dear to me, I think about them, I care

You cant have everything where would

You can’t have everything – where would you put it? Adolf Hitler

Allah almighty welcome to the great

Allah Almighty Welcome to the Great Physician’s Office hours are as you come, He’s a specialist in all problems And His day is never

Your love is unique and special when

Your love is unique and special, When you follow only your heart but not reasons, not rules, not what others saying, not even your

Memorable moment r celebrated together u my

Memorable moment r celebrated together, U r my best friend for now & forever, Make me Miss U even more this New Year, Hope

The way you teach knowledge share care

The way you teach. The knowledge you share. The care you take. The love you shower. Makes you. The world’s best teacher. Happy Teacher’s

Frand tell his girlfrand i love

Frand Tell His Girlfrand I Love You? G Ghost I In R Real L Life Kya Hoa Jigar?

M ake the most of it o pen your

M-ake the most of it. O-pen your heart and mind. R-emember to thank God. N-ever frown I-magine me N-othing to worry. G-ood Morning! Wish

Ek bar jism k hison ki meeting

Ek bar Jism k Hison ki Meeting Hui Sab Hi Aaye Par Jigar Nahi Aaya, Sabhi heraan hoay k Jigar kahan Gaya, Baad mein

New year begins let us pray that

New year begins, let us pray, That it will be a year with new peace, New happiness, and abundance of new friends, God bless

When you love someone truly dont look

When you love someone truly, you don’t look for faults, you don’t look for answers, you don’t look for mistakes. Instead, you fight the

To all my friendz shub e barat wil b

To All my friendz.. Shub-e-barat wil b To nyt. Might b my name shall b writen in d list of those ppl who shall

If you want to enjoy anything always

If you want to enjoy anything, always think today is the first day But If you want to achieve anything always think today is

i miss you ye

.+” I MISS YOU ”+. Ye msg sirf unko bhaijein… jnko ap 2011 mein khona nhi chahty!! *MujHe bhi bhaijein agr apko meri zrorat

giggling bite a girl

* GiGgLiNg BiTe * ‘ A Girl In Your Neighbor You Know Is Better Then …1000 Girls You Added 0n Facebook . . .’

Law of facebook the length your

Law of facebook! The length of your ‘about me’ section on Facebook is directly proportional to how annoying you are in real life..! 😡

My heart cried loud and my words

My heart cried loud and my words could not rhyme.. My world was upside down as my love hurt me every time… You thought

Wife you always carry my photo in

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,

Crushes are more sweeeter than affairx because

Crushes are more sweeeter than affairx, because there is no responsibilty, no worry, no commitment. You just look at your crush and smile like

O teacher you build my character now

O teacher! You build my character. Now I must build my nation.

Jealousy is nothing more than a fear

Jealousy is nothing more than a fear of abandonment,Its so funny how the people who know the least about you, have the most to

Beautiful flowers die nice stories end lovely

Beautiful flowers die…. Nice stories end…… Lovely songs fade…….. .. Momeries are forgotten… .. All things comes to end….. But people like YOU always

An angelic love smother me in your

An Angelic Love Smother me in your wings, Flap them to sorcerers land. Only you could hear me where, ‘Coz only you can understand.

Life is never about the people who

‘LIFE IS NEVER ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ACT TRUE IN FRONT OF YOU… it is always about the people who remain true behind you’

Quote of d day lifes like

QUOTE OF D DAY: Life’s like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving..

see theres this place in me

‘… See there’s this place in me where your fingerprints still rest, your kisses still linger, and your whispers softly echo. It’s the place

Faith is to believe what you do

Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.

The best of you is he who

The best of you is he who has learnt the Quran and then taught it. Bukhari

Wish you agreat prosperous blissful healthy bright

Wish You A…Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Mind Blowing, Energetic, Terrific & Extremely …HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009.by UZZAL

Love has nothing to do with

Love has nothing to do with wht you r expecting to get. Its wht u r expected to give, which is everything.

Gods blessing may come as a surprise

God’s blessing may come as a surprise, & how much you recieve depends on how much ur heart can believe.may u be blessed beyond

Jalte honton pe tabassum jo machalta h

Jalte honton pe tabassum jo machalta h kabhi, Zakhm dhul jate hen sawan jo barasta he kabhi, Mene sochon maai tarashe hen khado khaal

How about giving your heart to some1

How about giving your heart to some1 who would love to make you happy, who would love to be loved by you… so how

He is the one god creater initiate

He is the one GOD; the Creater, the Initiate, the Designer. To Him belong the most beautiful names… He is the Almighty, Most Wise.

tumharay

| ‘ ‘ | ‘ “” “” ‘ | —— | ‘ ‘ ————— Tumharay liye hai, Iss ko barray piyaar say kholna, $==============$

Break my heart destroy soul and leave

Break my heart destroy my soul and leave me crying i’d still love you and i won’t expect you to love me in return

Tum na sms karty ho na call

Tum Na SMS karty ho na call, I think you are also kangal, Yeh lo card number Load kar lo, llllllllllllllllllllllll Scratch khud karo

I hope youre feeling better miss you

I hope you’re feeling better, I miss you every day. I’m always thinking of you, So this is what I say, Get Well Soon!

Reply must jawab dana zaror q1 wo

Reply must jawab dana zaror Q.1 Wo kon si masjid thi jo ALLAH ko bhi pasand nahi thi,aur ALLAH ne us ko jalany ka

You can always tell its april by

You can always tell its April By the sound of falling rain That mystic, mournful music As it trickles down the drain. Were told

ish

(”’) (”’) ) (_/_) (ISH (____/____) *%*%*%*%*%*% * YOU * %*%*%*%*%*%* (”’)___(”’) ) ( APPY (___)”'(___) ‘GOOD MORNING’

It must have been a rainy day

It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasnt really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his

Dear google please stop behaving like

Dear Google! Please Stop behaving like a girl friend . . . . . . Kindly let me complete my sentence before you give

Within you right now is the power

Within you right now is the power to do things you never dreamed possible. This power becomes available to you just as you can

Like a bright sunshine on dreary day

Like A Bright Sunshine On A Dreary Day Like The Assuring Moonlight On A Murky Night Like A Fresh Blossom On A Barren Land

A truly question for you app

A Truly Question for You. App ko apni zindagi main kis din ka intazaar hai? snd this msg 2 ur frndz n get intrestng

Spread love everywhere you go first of

Spread love everywhere you go: first of all in your own home. Give love to your children, to a wife or husband, to a

M my lovely wife i is i

M: My lovely wife. I: Is i am wrong in my sms? S: Sex is not only thing in the life. S: See, we

Memorable moment r celebrated together u my

Memorable moment r celebrated together, U r my best friend for now & forever, Make me Miss U even more this New Year, Hope

With gleam of diyas and the echo

With gleam of Diyas And the Echo of the Chants May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life Wishing you a very happy and prosperous

Im enthralled by your beauty mesmerised charisma

‘I’m enthralled by your beauty, mesmerised by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you.’

Do good to others as allah has

‘Do good to others as ALLAH has done good to you; And don’t strive to make MISCHIEF on the Earth. AL-Qasas (28:77)

Boy to girl will you marry

Boy To Girl : Will you marry me . . .? (Girl remains silent…) Boy : Plz speak something, I m dying. . .

Challenge for you 4444 20

Challenge For You !! 4_4_4_4 = 20 Put Mathematical Signs Between Them And Prove Above Equation, if You Can. & Reply Me….!.!.!

Try hard to get what you love

Try hard to get what you love; otherwise you will be forced to love what you get.

Very sad but sweet line said when

Very sad but sweet line said when the love was going to an end ‘ok You dont wana stay with me but… let me

Love is the only thing that activates

Love is the only thing that activates our creativity, that purifies and librates us…! Love you friends.. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY,.,.,.

So many ways to say i love

So many ways to say ‘I Love You’, but not enough words in the world to say how much I Love U

Real true friends when you ask god

Real True Friends When you ask God for a gift, Be thankful if he sends, Not diamonds, pearls or riches, but the love of

dont let what you cannot do

? Don’t let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. *:*:*:^:^:^:^((((AW))))^:^:^:^:*:*:*

Whats the difference bw girl a

What’s the difference b/w ‘Girl & A Pack Of Cigarettes?’ Both Of ’em can make you ‘SICK’ …But at least The Cigarettes come with

On the authority of anas who said

On the authority of Anas, who said: I heard the messenger of Allah say: Allah the Almighty has said: “O son of Adam, so

I miss youyou me love like

I miss you,You miss me. I love you,You love me. I like you,You like me. . . . . . . . . .

Experience is that marvellous thing enable you

Experience is that marvellous thing that enable you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. Franklin P. Jones