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Years SMS Messages
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on
Posted in Latest SMS
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. . The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly
A big challenge 4 u ek
Posted in Reply Must SMS
A Big Challenge 4 U!! Ek DADA Ek BAAP Ek POTA Teeno Ki Total Age 140 Years Hy.. Pota Jitne Month Ka Dada Utne
For all of us sir winston
Posted in Latest SMS
For All Of Us Sir Winston Churchill’s Arguments Against Granting India/Pakistan …Freedom: ‘Power Will Go To The Hands Of Rascals, Rogues, Freebooters… All Leaders
Mera number 31 feb se off ho
Posted in Latest SMS
Mera number 31 feb se off ho jay ga becoz mera visa lag gaya hai, I m going to SAUDIA for 3 years, Apni
In school they taught me that 1
Posted in Miss You SMS
In School, They Taught Me That 1 hour = 60 Mints 1 Min = 60 Secs But They Never Told Me That 1 Sec
Invitation of namaz is 700 times in
Posted in Islamic Sms
Invitation of Namaz is 700 times in Quran, Hazrat Ayesha was the first who counted all qurani ayats, Quran-e-Pak was completed in 22 years,
Accountant this painting is 500 years and
Posted in Sardar SMS
Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old. Sardar: Amazing! Where did you get this exact information? Accountant: I was here 20
New year brings just happiness not tear
Posted in New Year SMS
New Year brings just Happiness not Tear, Everybody loves only You Dear, All your Problems will be Finish…… It’s for You my Special NEW
Ab to board k pprs ki tayari
Posted in Student SMS
Ab to board k pprs ki tayari krte krte ye haal hogya., fArAz K ammi pochen khanay main kya khaoge? to hum boltay hain
Today is very intersting date becaus two
Posted in General Knowledge Qs
Today is very intersting date becaus Two years r combined…. SeE it 20102011..
For last years words belong to language
Posted in New Year SMS
For last year’s words belong to last year’s language And next year’s words await another voice. And to make an end is to make
The new years rolling in were planning
Posted in 2017 New Year SMS
The New Year’s rolling in, We’re planning quite a bash, We need to have you here, So it will be a smash!
For last years words belong to language
Posted in New Year SMS
For last year’s words belong to last year’s language And next year’s words await another voice. And to make an end is to make
Hi its syed tahir is here
Posted in FriendShip SMS
hi its syed tahir is here any one wanna share frndship with me of any tipe so contect me. i m 24 years old
After 20 years of friendship a friend
Posted in FriendShip SMS
After 20 years of friendship a friend asked his buddy: ‘How come we travelled so far in this friendship?’ His buddy smiled and said:
What can be said in new year
Posted in 2017 New Year SMS
What can be said in New Year rhymes, That’s not been said a thousand times? The new years come, the old years go, We
Agar 1 insan ki avg age 75
Posted in Islamic Sms
Agar 1 insan ki avg age 75 years ho ** **Or wo har NAMAZ par Avg ”16 mint ”Rozana sarf kare TO 75 years
Theres nothing as nice someone who shares
Posted in 2016 Great SMS
There’s nothing as nice as someone who shares, your laughter, your secrets, your wishes and cares, someone who’s there through your good times and
May you live long years and that
Posted in Birthday SMS
May you live long years and that too with smile always on your face. A best friend can never forget your birthday. A birthday
Resolve to make at least one person
Posted in 2017 New Year SMS
Resolve to make at least one person happy every day, and then in ten years you may have made three thousand, six hundred and
Statistics of quran e pak invitation namaz is
Posted in Islamic Sms
Statistics of Quran-e-Pak Invitation of Namaz is 700 times in Quran, Hazrat Ayesha was the first who counted all qurani ayats, Quran-e-Pak was completed
Sardarji was asked what is a
Posted in Sardar SMS
Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.
For last years words belong to language
Posted in 2017 New Year SMS
For last year’s words belong to last year’s language And next year’s words await another voice. And to make an end is to make
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours
Posted in Sardar SMS
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours, ‘He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade.’ After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,’Khoti de puttar
There is no need to count years
Posted in Anniversary SMS
There is no need to count years. We have to count deeds. So let’s celebrate the deeds of our dear…… as a professional and
I woke up today smiling as recall
Posted in Good Morning SMS
I woke up today smiling as I recall our friendship because I know that years from now, I will still wake up smiling for
Do you think anyone will give a
Posted in Islamic Sms
Do you think anyone will give you a good job when ur 50years old? Can you join the army at 40 years of age?
Happy anniversary and may your marriage be
Posted in Anniversary SMS
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!
Dr radha krishnan though imam hussain as
Posted in Karbala SMS - Shia SMS
Dr. Radha Krishnan “Though Imam Hussain (A.S.) gave his life almost 1300 years ago, but his indestructible soul rules the hearts of people even
Interesting quaid azam ki life main 3
Posted in 2016 Great SMS
Interesting “Quaid Azam†Ki Life Main “3? Dates Sub Se Imprtnt Hain.. 1. Date Of Birth “25 Dec†2. Date Of Death “11 Septâ€
toyota
Posted in Funny Poetry
{}.{}, /@ / ‘^—-:’:* ,,/’ /TOYOTA * * / ,,/,/ ,,/, Petrol 66.70 Rupay hai Is liye Aapke Aney Haaney k Liye Paish Hai.
Invitation of namaz is 700 times in
Posted in Islamic Sms
Invitation of Namaz is 700 times in Quran, Hazrat Ayesha was the first who counted all qurani ayats, Quran-e-Pak was completed in 22 years,
A new years wishes may allah make
Posted in 2017 New Year SMS
A New Year’s Wishes May ALLAH make ur year a happy one! Not by shielding you from all sorrows and pain, But by strengthening
Make for me a place within your
Posted in Mothers Day SMS
Make for me a place within your heart On which I can depend. For only you Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears, Home
We will open the book its pages
Posted in 2016 Great SMS
We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called opportunity and
We are awans we the real of
Posted in Yaad SMS
@~^[email protected] aRe [email protected]~^[email protected] WE the Real of Arab WE the Swords of Allah The Faith is our Uniqness Bravery is our Identity Truth is
We are awans we the real
Posted in Islamic Sms
‘@~^[email protected] aRe [email protected]~^[email protected] WE the Real of Arab WE the Swords of Allah The Faith is our Uniqness Bravery is our Identity Truth is
You can make more friends in two
Posted in FriendShip SMS
You can make more friends in two months by becoming really interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to
This is a fantastic time to be
Posted in Famous Quotation SMS
This is a fantastic time to be entering the business world, because business is going to change more in the next 10 years than
Flirting is the only job in world
Posted in Flirty SMS
flirting is the only job in the world that we cannot include in our cv. despite having years of experience and number of references………
Recitation of durood shareef is light for
Posted in Islamic Sms
Recitation of Durood Shareef is light for you on the bridge of Siraat. Whoever recites Durood upon me eighty times on Friday, eighty years
Hi its syed tahir is here
Posted in FriendShip SMS
hi its syed tahir is here any one wanna share frndship with me of any tipe so contect me. i m 24 years old
Years come and go but this year
Posted in 2017 New Year SMS
Years Come And Go But This Year I Specially Wish 4 U A Double Dose Of Health N Happiness Topped With Loads Of Good
Hazrat muhammadpbuh ne zindagi main sirf 1
Posted in Islamic Sms
Hazrat MUHAMMAD(PBUH) ne zindagi main sirf 1 Haj kia.. 4 Bar Umrah kia.. Ap ne 53 years Makkah aur 10 years Madina main Guzare..
If bill gates stops his business
Posted in Latest SMS
If BILL GATES stops his business & start spending his money by 1 crore per day he’ll need 735 years to spend it But
How true my felling were i found
Posted in Anniversary SMS
HOW true MY felling were i found out to be the best thing in my life was when you married me thank you my
50th birthday messages the years between
Posted in Birthday SMS
50th Birthday Messages The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are
As you know that 2days d last
Posted in New Year SMS
As you know that 2day’s d last day Of d year 2009 I wanna thank d Special ppl, who Touched my life With their
Salman butt dont be worry zardari
Posted in World Cup SMS
SALMAN BUTT DON’T BE WORRY. ZARDARi had been imprisonment for 11 year. and he became the president of Pakistan. Yousuf RAZA Gillani Had been
They shall not grow old as
Posted in Good Morning SMS
They shall not grow old As we that r left grow old Age shall not weary them Nor da years condemn At da going
1 sardar musium gaya wahan uss se
Posted in Sardar SMS
1 Sardar musium gaya, wahan uss se 1 Statue toot gaya, OFFICER: you have broken a 5000 years old statue, Sardar: Thank God Main
Hi its syed tahir is here
Posted in FriendShip SMS
hi its syed tahir is here any one wanna share frndship with me of any tipe so contect me. i m 24 years old
50th birthday messages the years between
Posted in Birthday SMS
50th Birthday Messages The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are
Life is never measured by the years
Posted in Latest SMS
Life is never measured by the years u hav, but by the carying u do, the cheer and love u shared, and the happy
What was the name of civilization that
Posted in Questionnaire SMS
What was the name of the civilization that dominated the area from the year 2000 BC and 1000 years ahead? The Babylonians The Sumerians
From morning till night may ur
Posted in Birthday SMS
From Morning Till Night, May Ur B’day Be Bright & Nicer Than Ever Be4 & As Years Come & Go May Ur Happiness Grow
New years day now is the accepted
Posted in New Year SMS
New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them
They say that the new super computer
Posted in Computer SMS
They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, ‘Where is my father?’ The computer bleeped
We will open the book its pages
Posted in Famous Quotation SMS
We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and
To be a freshman is to in
Posted in Famous Quotation SMS
To be a freshman is to be in possession of a wonderful thing: time. There is time to figure out what you want to
Happy anniversary after many years pleasure
Posted in Anniversary SMS
Happy Anniversary! After many years Pleasure is a golden hillside, Passionate and still. Your bedrooms and your hands are free, After unshed tears; Now
And i love that you are the
Posted in 2017 New Year SMS
And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it’s not
Years end is neither an end nor
Posted in New Year SMS
Years end is neither an end, nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom, that experience can instill in us. Happy
May love continuously rule your relationship as
Posted in Anniversary SMS
May love continuously rule your relationship, as you rule each other with patience and care. Wishing you a lifetime of wonderful years together.
Ppp govt k 04 years may2008 to
Posted in General Knowledge Qs
‘PPP Govt K 04 Years’ (May.2008 to MAR.2012) Aata: 13 – 38 Sugar: 21 – 70 Cooking Oil: 90 – 190 Milk: 25 –
In school they taught me that
Posted in Miss You SMS
In school they taught me that: 1 hour = 60 min 1 min = 60 sec but they never told me that: 1 sec.
A minutes success pays the failure of
Posted in Poetry SMS
A minute’s success pays the failure of years. Robert Browning
Years come and go but this year
Posted in New Year SMS
Years come and go, but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good
Teacher what happened in 1809 student abraham
Posted in Teacher SMS
Teacher :What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher :What happened in 1819? Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.
We are awans we the real of
Posted in Poetry SMS
@~^[email protected] aRe [email protected]~^[email protected] WE the Real of Arab WE the Swords of Allah The Faith is our Uniqness Bravery is our Identity Truth is
As you know that 2days d last
Posted in 2017 New Year SMS
As you know that 2days d last day Of d year 2011 I wanna thank d Special ppl, who Touched my life With their
Years come n go but this year
Posted in 2017 New Year SMS
Years come n go, but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good
We accept anniversaries way more serious than
Posted in Anniversary SMS
We accept anniversaries way more serious than birthdays. But there are a lot of years and many anniversaries before us! I’ll meet you on
A young girl after her honeymoon came
Posted in Bewakoof SMS
A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70
So many wonderful moments we have spent
Posted in Fathers Day SMS
So many wonderful moments we have spent together, So many wonderful years in all kinds of weather, Thinking of u father brings memories to
After all those years in school
Posted in Student SMS
After all those years in school, I finally came to know what the colon and semi-colon iz used for. Jxt to make the winky
Nice lines by a broken heart
Posted in Golden Words SMS
Nice lines by a ‘Broken Heart’, ‘Few years back smoking was injurious to health. But in recent years trusting is injurious to life’
Remove hate lust jealousy grudge animosity greed
Posted in New Year SMS
Remove Hate, Lust, Jealousy, Grudge, Animosity, Greed from your dictionary this new year’s eve and replace them with Love, Commitment, Support, Compassion, Honesty and
Years end is neither an end nor
Posted in New Year SMS
‘Year?s end is neither an end, nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom, that experience can instill in us. Happy
Years come n go but this year
Posted in 2017 New Year SMS
‘Years come n go, but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good
Remove hate lust jealousy grudge animosity greed
Posted in 2017 New Year SMS
‘Remove Hate, Lust, Jealousy, Grudge, Animosity, Greed from your dictionary this new year’s eve and replace them with Love, Commitment, Support, Compassion, Honesty and
Relatinships r like a book it taks
Posted in 2016 Great SMS
Relatinships r like a book It taks a few seconds to burn But It takes years to write So write it carfuly & never
Mistakes are painful but years later a
Posted in 2016 Great SMS
Mistakes are painful but years later a collection of mistakes called ‘Experience’ Leads us to ‘Success’ So dont be Afraid of ‘Mistakes’ (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´
New years day now is the accepted
Posted in 2017 New Year SMS
New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them
We will open the new book its
Posted in 2017 New Year SMS
We will open the new book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity
2012 is coming before 2011 ends
Posted in 2017 New Year SMS
2012 is Coming! Before 2011 Ends, Let Me Thank all the Good People like U, Who made ‘2011’ so much Beautiful 4 Me. I
Mom son get up its time to
Posted in Teacher SMS
Mom: Son, get up its time to go to College. Son: No ma. I dont want to go to College. Mom: Give me 2
Different phases of a man
Posted in Wedding SMS
Different Phases of a man : after engagement: super man , after marriage: gentle man , after 10 years: watch ; man , &
Story of math zror read kerna
Posted in Student SMS
Story of MATH Zror read kerna Aj se 300 years pehlay MATH bohat masoom or piyari thi . Kia howa kuch badmash students ne
1have a cigar daily you will die 10
Posted in Forget SMS
1.have a cigar daily–you will die 10 years early 2.have a drink daily–you will die 30 years early 3.but love someone truly– you will
A rabbit runs jumps lives only
Posted in Good Morning SMS
A Rabbit Runs Jumps & Lives only for 15 Years! While A Turtle doesnt Run does Nthing Yet Lives for ‘300’ Years Moral: Xrcise
Hi mera visa lag gaya hai 3
Posted in April fool SMS
Hi, Mera Visa Lag Gaya Hai. 3 Saal Ka. I’m Going Canada for 3 Years, Apni Duaon Main Yaad Rakhna, Raabta Rahega. Kal Raat
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