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ye-sun SMS Messages

Boy kai main payera hon gril nahi tum mere

boy-kai main payera hon? Gril-nahi boy-kai tum mere sath rehna chahte ho Gril-nahi boy-tum or Ge ager main chor doon? Gril-nailarky ko ye sun

1 teacher ka un ke class sath

1 teacher ka un ke class ke sath group photo banaya gaya, 2sre din teacher bachon ko 1 1 photo dete hoe kehne lagen’jab

Ham to jaise yahaan ke the hii

ham to jaise yahaa.N ke the hii nahii.n ham to jaise yahaa.N ke the hii nahii.n dhuup the saayabaa.N ke the hii nahii. raaste

Main zindgi se mayoos nhi lekin

Main Zindgi Se Mayoos Nhi lekin, Jab us ne Mujh se Poocha k Tmhary Nazdeek kya eham hai, ‘Meri Zindgi’ Ya ‘Tmhari Zindgi’. Main

Hamare nabi saww sahaba karam ko sunat

Hamare Nabi (S.A.W.W) Sahaba karam ko Sunat Sikha rahe thy k Pani Hamesha Dekh kr Peena Chahye. 1 Yahudi Ne ye Sun liya. Rat

Ek beggar ne darwazay per dastak di

Ek Beggar nE Darwazay Per Dastak Di, Admi Ne Andr Se Poch Kon? Faqeer:ALlAh Ka Mehman. Ye Sun Kr Wo Admi FaqeEr kA Hath

Usne dheeme se narm lehje me maazrat

Usne dheeme se narm lehje me maazrat ki mj se…Mere liye ye mumkin nhi k tmhen ab dilaason me rakhun! Ab ta’lluq torne me

Sardar bhagwaan ge kal mera priz

Sardar; Bhagwaan Ge Kal Mera Priz Bond Na Niklya Te Mian Tenu Toor Dena E. Pandith ne ye sun liya or us ki jaga

Apno k sitam unki jafa yad krayn

Apno k sitam unki jafa yad krayn gay, Hum jurm e mohabat ki saza yaad kryn gay, Mai ne dam e rukhsat jo kaha

Ye sun kr to mery hosh ur

Ye sun kr to mery hosh ur gay jb ,, .. FRAZ…! , jb kaam wali maasi ny khaa ,, saaab G , facebook

Dharkan ruk gai meri ye sun kar

dharkan ruk gai meri ye sun kar FARAZjab kaam wali maasi ne kaha, way manu v facebook te add kar lein (”)/’ ,/)) //

Best of iqbal goongi ho gai

‘Best of Iqbal’ Goongi Ho Gai Aaj kuch Zuban kehty kehty, Hichkicha Gya Main khud ko Musalman kehty kehty, Ye baat Nahi k Muj

Best of iqbal goongi ho gai aaj

‘Best of Iqbal’ Goongi Ho Gai Aaj kuch Zuban kehty kehty Hichkicha Gya Main khud ko Musalman kehty kehty Ye baat Nahi k Muj

Ye sun k to dimagh hi ghoom

Ye Sun k to Dimagh hi Ghoom gya ‘Faraz’ Jb Meine Apni Dadi ko kha Dadi koi purana gana hi suna dein, To woh

5 sardar aur 1 pathan helicopter

‘5 Sardar aur 1 Pathan Helicopter ki Rasi sy latky Huy thy’, ‘Pilot ny kaha Load ziyada hy 1 fard ko Koodna hoga’, .

Technology ki jung google ne kaha ek

Technology ki Jung: Google ne kaha: ek word likho hazaron results dunga… Wikipedia bola: ek word likho hazaron pages dunga… Internet bola: mere bger

Molana roomi aik dokan par kharay thay

”Molana Roomi” Aik dokan par kharay thay aik aurat suda lainay aai. Dokandar nay suda de kar us say paisay talab na keye. Jab

Ek gulab tha bara udas sa rang

EK GULAB THA BARA UDAS SA, RANG THA USKA KUCH URA URA, SHABNAM K ANSU RAWAN THY USKY, DIL THA USKA KUCH BHUJA BHUJA,

5 sardars aur 1 punjabi helicopter

5 SARDARS AUR 1 PUNJABI HELICOPTER KI RASSI SEY LATKY HUY THY PILOT NY KAHA LOAD ZIYADA HY 1 FARD KO KOODNA HOGA YEH

Raat k akhri pehr mai ye sun

Raat k akhri pehr mai ye sun k dil he toot gye ‘FRAZ’ The number you have dailed is on another call

Ye sun kr to mere hosh hi

Ye sun kr to mere hosh hi ur gaye ‘FARAZ’ . . Jb kaam wali masi light jane pr ek dum se boli .

Dharkhan ruk gai meri ye sun kar

dharkhan ruk gai meri ye sun kar jab lite gai tu kam wali maasi ne kaha WHAT THE HELL IS THIS”’

5 pathan aur 1 behari

‘ 5 pathan aur 1 Behari Helicopter ki Rasi sy latky Huy thy’, . . . . ‘Pilot ny kaha Load ziyada hy 1

Ek badsha ne apne likhe huye shaer

Ek badsha ne apne likhe huye sha’er ksi mshoor shair ko sunaye Shair ne kaha:apka kalam acha nai ha Badsha ye sun kr boht

gungi hogai aaj kuch zuban kehte

*’* Gungi hogai aaj kuch zuban kehte kehte, Hichkicha gya m khud ko musalman keh te kehte, Ye bat nhi k muj ko os

Kya du gy meri wafaon ka sila

Kya du gy meri wafaon ka sila tum mumkin ho tu karty raho muj pe jafa tum, Kab jeeta hai dunya main koe qalb-e-shikasta

Har ek jalvaa e rangiin merii nigaah men hai

har ek jalvaa-e-rangii.n merii nigaah me.n hai Gam-e-firaaq kii duniyaa dil-e-tabaah me.n hai kisii kii yaad-e-karam uf are ma’azallaah tabaah hoke bhii zaalim dil-e-tabaah

10 doctorz aur 1 teacher helicopter ki

10 doctorz aur 1 teacher helicopter ki rassi se latkay huye thay pilot ne kaha load zyada hai 1 aadmi ko kholna hoga, teacher

Maizindagi se mayos nai lekin jab

Mai’ZINDAGI’ Se mayos nai lekin. jab Us ne mujh se pocha k’ Tumhare Nazdeek sub se zeyada kiya cheez hai.’ Meri ‘ZINDAGI’ Ya, ,