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Pathan f 16 land kr k bahir nikla

Pathan f-16 land kr k bahir nikla or staff se kehne lga: Yara aj humne india k 2 jahaz or 3 tank tabah krdye

Da be yara che ragale de zargeya

Da be yara che ragale de zargeya, Daga 2011 Nawey Cal ba liwany kr¡ ma…* ‘KhaFa jaNaNa Happey NeW YeaR’*

Pathan or sardar on ph hello 221714

Pathan Or sardar sardar on ph: Hello (221714) pathan, Kia??? urdu mai bolo yara. sardar do do ek sath choda? pathan, jao gandu hum

Mushkil hai ab shahar main nikle koi

mushkil hai ab shahar main nikle koi ghar se dastar pe bat a gai hai hoti hui sar se barsa bhi to kis dasht

Ya pa sparli ya akhtar rasha charta

Ya pa sparli ya pa Akhtar rasha Charta yao wrazy pa Chakar rasha Da ratlo hasy sa bana jora ka Ya pa raza ya

Pathan 0 yara hum yaha nai rahega

Pathan: 0 yara hum yaha nai rahega hmara paisa wapas karo itna chota kamra aur sirf aik stoolTm humein janwar smjhta haiWaiter: Sir ye

Ek pthan khawaja photo studio waly ke

Ek Pthan’ khawaja photo studio waly ke pas gea, aur kehny laga yara ek tasveer bna do’ khawaja ask! Khan shb kia size rakhu’

dukandaar pathan se lala tum her

*. .Dukandaar Pathan Se: Lala Tum her Roz Mobile Ka niya Battery Kyun Leete Ho? Pathan :yara Her Roz screen par likha Aata Hay

Yaw kas pa gadai ke amrod kharsawal

Yaw kas pa Gadai ke Amrod kharsawal, Yaw sari te Amrod wagasto, Che Nim ye ko no Chinjay paki wo.. Sari we daa sanga

1st pathan o yara bike q tez

1st Pathan O yara Bike q tez krdi 2nd Pathan Break fail ho gaya hai is se phele acident ho jaye jaldi se ghar

Sardar aao race lagatay hain jo haara

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega. Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom. Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay

Pathan yara abi tmhara ami ka

Pathan : yara abi tmhara ami ka khansi kesa hy? Friend : band hogai hy magar sans ruk ruk k arahi hy. Pathan :

Dil de diya hai jaan bhi tumhe

Dil De diya hai jaan bhi tumhe denge lund bhi fida hai sanm rahoon ki kasam yara chut me ghuse ga mera lund aafat

Kisi nay pocha khan saab radio aur

Kisi nay pocha Khan saab Radio aur Akhbar mai kya faraq hai? Pathan: Thori dair sochne kay baad, Yara dekho baat hai samjhnay ki,

1st sardar o yara bike q tez

1st sardar, O yara bike q tez kar di? 2nd sardar, break fail ho gayi hai is se pehley k accident jo jaye jaldi

Pathan ne ghar ka darwaza ukhara or

”Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya ! 1 Admi ne poucha: Khan, Kia Darwaza Bechna hy

Pathan imported condom hai dukandar han

Pathan: Imported condom hai.? Dukandar: Han, size batao.? Pathan: Nahi pata Dukandar: Samny room mai table mai surakh hai us mai daal kr size

Is msg ko itna phailaen k

Is Msg Ko Itna Phailaen K . . . . . . . . . . Mere Ghar Walo Tak Pohnch Jaye . .

Pathan wapda office fone kr k bolajanab

Pathan Wapda office fone kr k bola:Janab light band kr do Wapda wala:kyun sir Pathan:wo yara hamaray dimagh me aik nya gaali aya hai

Pathan sardar se yara hum shadi kr

Pathan Sardar Se: Yara Hum Shadi Kr Raha Hai. Sardar: Kon Hai Wo Kush Naseeb Us Larki Ka Naam Kya Hai? Pathan: Munni Sardar:

Pathan yara aj hum ne ek aesa

Pathan: yara aj hum ne ek aesa zabardst Dish banaya tum khush ho jaye gi. Sardar: chak de phattay, khan sahab ki banaya ae

1 pathan ne apni bhabi ko jan

1 pathan ne apni Bhabi ko jan se mar diya! Logon ne pucha k tum ne apni bhabi ko kyun mara? Pathan bola: O

Pathan sardar se yara hum shadi kr

Pathan Sardar Se: Yara Hum Shadi Kr Raha Hai. Sardar: Kon Hai Wo Kush Naseeb Us Larki Ka Naam Kya Hai? Pathan: Munni Sardar:

Ye to baja judai ka yara usy

YE TO BAJA JUDAI KA YARA USY B THA CHUP CHUP K ANKHEN PUNCHTY DEKHA USY B THA DASHT E TALAB M ME B

Jeen da wal sekha de yara suti

jeen da wal sekha de yara suti nabaz chala de yara mudat baad aae dil hasea aae raaj ke aaj hasa de yara sute

Aiye hath uthayen ham bhi jinhen

aiye hath uthayen ham bhi ham jinhen rasm-e-dua yad nahin ham jinhen soz-e-mohabbat k siwa koi but, koi khuda yad nahin aiye arz guzaren

Pathan ne ghar ka darwaza ukhara or

”Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya ! 1 Admi ne poucha: Khan, Kia Darwaza Bechna hy

14 august pathan ne aik buzrug se

14 August Pathan Ne Aik Buzrug Se Kuch Poocha. Buzrug Ne Usay Thappar Mara. Dosre Admi Ne Kaha Q Mara? Pathan Bola Yara Hamne

Kha da chi maath di sho pa

kha da chi maath di sho pa stargo ki azghi zargia, wali di gul sara da mini tamanna kawala. sta pa shakman zra ki

Unse haal e dil kahoon na hai bahut

Unse Haal-E-Dil Kahoon Na Kahoon Hai Bahut Mushkil Kahoon Na Kahoon Jo Mere Waqt-E-Dafan Roya Hai Zar-Zar Wahi Hai Mera Kaatil Kahon Na Kahon

1 pathan aaina dekh k sochny laga

1 Pathan Aaina Dekh k sochny laga, Yara isko kahen dekha hay’ thori dair sochne k baad: O Lala! ye tu woi hay jo

Polio team darwazy pe aai pathan begum

POLIO team Darwazy pe Aai; PAthan;-Begum Bandooq or Cartoos Kahan Hai?? POLIO team Bhagi Peche se pathan ne awaz di’ Ruko yara ye to

Pathan molvi sahb kia wazoo k beghair

PATHAN: Molvi Sahb Kia Wazoo K Beghair NAMAZ Ho jati Hai? MOLVI: Nhi Hoti PATHAN: Hojati Hai Yara MOLVI: O Bhai Nhi Hoti PATHAN:

Dost sardar se yaar aaj tumhare mobile

Dost SARDAR Se: Yaar Aaj Tumhare Mobile Par Bohat Call Aa Rahi Hain? SARDAR: Fakhar Se bola Yara Aaj Hum Apni Behen ka Mobile

Pathan yara sooraj raat ko kyu nhi

Pathan: Yara Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta? 2nd Pathan: kia pata nikalta bi ho andhera itna hota ha k nazar hi ni ata.

Pathan sardar say yara hum shadi kar

Pathan sardar say, yara hum shadi kar raha hai, Sardar: Kon hai wo kush naseeb? pathan: Munni Sardar: Abe wo to bohat badnaam horhi

1st pathan o yara bike kyun taiz

1st Pathan: O yara bike kyun taiz krdi….? 2nd Pathan: break fail ho gaya hai is se pehle k accident ho jaye jaldi se

Pathan ne ghar ka darwaza ukhara or

”Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya ! 1 Admi ne poucha: Khan, Kia Darwaza Bechna hy

Ik larki thi dewani si bcom

Ik larki thi dewani si. B.COM me wo parhti thi..! Dupatta oarrh kar, Kitaben utha kar, Library se guzra karti thi..! Kuch parhna tha

Ek train ulatnay ka case adalat me

Ek train ulatnay ka case adalat me tha Train ka driver pathan tha us se pocha k tumne train patri se q utari? Pathan:

Ta wafa ka bewafa ye kho zama

Ta wafa ka bewafa ye kho zama da zra dunya ye Za ka jarama nu khair dai yara ta ba pa kghanda ye Kala

1st pathan oye agar raat ko neend

1ST PATHAN: Oye agar raat ko neend na aaye tu kya kiya jaye..? 2ND PATHAN: 0 yara neend ka intzar karnay se tu behtar

1 pathn 2nd pathan se puchta he

1 pathn 2nd pathan se puchta he k: Yara kya tm ne generator me petrol ki jaga COCACOLA DALA HE? 2nd pathn: nh yara

Ek pathan dost seyara pehle 30saal tk

Ek pathan dost se=Yara pehle 30saal tk hamara koi olad Ni hua:: Dost=To phr tm ne kia kya? Pathan=Phr yara ham ne Shadi kia

Pathan jab bhe kaprey dhota zor ki

Pathan jab bhe kaprey dhota zor ki barish shuro ho jati. Ak din bhoot tez dhup nikley huwi the to patan ney shukar keya

Hasdi c hasaundi phir muskaraode se sharmaudi

hasdi c hasaundi c phir muskaraode se phir sharmaudi bach pata lagian ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,oh yara nu fudu banudi c.

Is qadar teri yad mai rota hon

Is qadar teri yad mai rota hon, Is qadar teri yad mai rota hon.. k k Raat ko hath mai pakar k sota hon..

Policeman pathan se jail me kese aye

Policeman pathan se: JAIL me kese Aye ho? Pthan: Oh yara bas kia batao, GEO ki LARKI Interview leny ayi thi Us k seenay

Da goloono pa rangoono ke de goram

Da Goloono pa Rangoono ke De Goram, Da zra sreko Au Dardoono ke De Goram, Khoga yara che pa Nima shpa Rayaad she, paas

Che be yara mazigar de sa pe

che be yara mazigar de sa pe okram,da sen ghara ka gudar de sa pe okram,che didan pe da ashna kawaly nasham,ka me stargo

1 pathan dukandar say yara sathi dena

1 pathan Dukandar Say: Yara Sathi Dena Dukandar: Kya Pathan: Sathi Dukndar: Kya Pathan Gusse Main Shalwar Utar Kr Bola: Maa Ka Kus, Es

1 pathan shop pe gaya pepsi ki

1 pathan shop pe gaya pepsi ki bottle li . . Or shop keeper se kehnay laga . . . Yara wo bacha kidhar

Pathan hum 1 ungli sy 8 admi

Pathan: Hum 1 ungli sy 8 admi Ko uper pohcha sakta hai. 2nd Pathan: Yara wo kese? . . . . . . .

Pathan mujhe 4 baje utha dena naukar

Pathan: mujhe 4 baje Utha dena.. Naukar: lekin mujhe to time dekhna nahi ata, Pathan: O yara tum jaga dena time Hum khud dekh

Aik pathan dosray say agar tum hum

aik pathan dosray pathan say; agar tum hum ka batto kay hamray hath main kai hay tu ya anda tumhara, ur agar yay bataao

Pathan ka accident hua to doctor ne

Pathan ka accident hua to doctor ne pucha k khan sahb ap ka accident kaise hua????? Pathan:o doctor yara kya btaon!!! main mor katne

1 pathan ankhe band kr k sheeshy

1 PATHAN Ankhe Band Kr K Sheeshy K Samne Betha Tha 1 Admi Ne Poucha KHAN Kya Kr Rahe Ho Pathan Bola Yara HUM

Tum to aaj doctor ke dost pathan

Tum to aaj doctor ke Dost pathan se: ‘tum to aaj doctor ke pas janay walay thay, kyon nahin gay?’ Pathan: ‘yara ham kal

1 pathan dost k ghr se apne

1 Pathan dost k ghr se apne ghar jane laga to bahar barish thi Dost:aj mere pas hi rok jao barish bohat tez he

Pathan wapda office fone kr k bola

Pathan Wapda office fone kr k bola: Janab light band kr do. Wapda wala: kyun sir?? Pathan: wo yara hamaray dimagh me aik nya

Ek jamadar gattar me jhuk kr kachra

Ek jamadar gattar me jhuk kr kachra nikal raha tha…! Ek pathan wahan se guzarte howe ruk kr bola.. . O Yara.. Tm log

Aj apne dil ki hr bat bta

aj apne dil ki hr bat bta do yar q k aj ki date b yehi kehti hai 10-2-11 das do yara 😉 khuch

Pathan ne rikshah baich kr photostate ki

Pathan Ne Rikshah Baich Kr Photostate Ki Shop KhoL Li Dost Ne Pucha To Btaya: Yara DiL Khush Hojata Hy Jb Larkiyan Aakr BoLti

Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar

Ek pathan apni Bhabi ko khob mar rha tha! Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho? Pathan :hamara bhabi

Pyary kb tk wapsi ho gi teri

pyary kb tk wapsi ho gi teri or working ki bta mera yara aik rola ho gya hy set ghr waloon ka dy dia

1st pathan o yara bike kyun taiz

?1st Pathan: O Yara! Bike Kyun Taiz Kar Di?? 2nd Pathan: Break Fail Ho Gaya Hai Is Se Pehle Accident Ho Jaye, Jaldi Se

Ta wafa ka bewafa ye kho

Ta wafa ka bewafa ye Kho zama da zra dunya ye Za ka jarama nu khair dai Yara ta ba pa khanda ye Kala

Aik pathan doosre se o yara humare

Aik pathan doosre se: O yara humare pait main gas hai.. . . Doosra pathan: Khuda ka shukar hy k petrol nahi hay warna

Pathan ne ghar ka darwaza ukhara or

Pathan ne ghar ka darwaza ukhara or kandhe per rakh k bazar me gaya . 1 aadmi ne pucha : khan sahab darwaza baichna

Pathanimported condom hai dukandaryessize batao pathannahi pata

Pathan:imported condom hai? Dukandar:yes,size batao. Pathan:nahi pata Dukanda:samne kamre mai table mai surakh hai us mai daal kar size check kar aoo. wo wapas

Pathan yara ye sent message kia hota

Pathan: Yara ye ‘SENT MESSAGE’ kia hota hay? Dusra Pathan: khuda ka qasam tum to bilkul ulu ka patha hay ‘sent mesage’ ka matlab

Rabb kare sade yaar muskraunde rehen sohnia

Rabb kare sade yaar muskraunde rehen, Sohnia nu tarpaunde rehen, Yara nal mehfila v launde rehan, Kuri na fase koi gal ni, customer care

Ek trai ulatnay ka case adalat me

Ek trai ulatnay ka case Adalat me tha. Train ka driver jo k ‘phatan’ tha us se pucha k tum ne train patri se

Pathan yar mere pas paise nahi hen

PATHAN: YAR MERE PAS PAISE NAHI HEN MUJHY KAPRE LENE HEN . FRIEND : YAR TO BANK SE LOAN LELO . PATHAN : YARA

Pathan apne mehman se o yara es

PATHAN Apne Mehman se: ‘O Yara Es Pankhe ke Neechey Betho, Tumko SAWAB Milega’ Mehman: SAWAB, woh kaisey..? PATHAN: Ye Pankha Hum Masjid se

Pathan pogo dekh raha tha bv gul

Pathan pOGO dekh raha tha. B.v: gul khan aj kya bat hai? tum subha se pOGO Laga k bethe ho Pathan: yara humara pas

Pathan k ek jumle ne photographer ko

Pathan k ek jumle ne photographer ko pagal kar diya: ‘yara! Pasport size poto nikalo lekin mere chappal b aane chahiye.