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Kehti hai duniya jise pyar nasha hai

Kehti Hai Duniya Jise Pyar, Nasha Hai, Khata Hai Humne Bhi Kiya Hai Yaar, Isliye Hume Bhi Pata Hai Milti Hai Thodi Khushiyan Zyaada

Honkaa idhar na aaye nasiim e bahaar kaa

honkaa idhar na aaye nasiim-e-bahaar kaa naazuk bahut hai phuul charaaG-e-mazaar kaa phir baiThe baiThe vaadaa-e-vasl us ne kar liyaa phir uTh khaDaa huaa

Khuda na kare aap ko koi ghum

khuda na kare aap ko koi ghum mele Hansi aur khushian har dam mele Jab bi koi ghum barey tere tararf Khuda kare usay

Aur kaya mangon ulfat e yaar me khuda

AUR KAYA MANGON ULFAT-E YAAR ME KHUDA SAY DUA HAI KE WO DUAON KA BHI MUHTAAJ NA HO

Na mathey di lakir dekhina h hattan

Na Mathey Di Lakir Dekhi,Na H Na Mathey Di Lakir Dekhi,Na Hattan te Likhi Taqdeer Dekhi, Hanjuan De Wich Dub Gaya Yaar Tera,Jad Teri

Baap sardar yaar musibat k waqt

Baap Sardar : yaar musibat k waqt gadhe ko bhi baap bnana parhta he Pathan : Yaar bari baat he k teri amma man

for u bol hawa us

*’* FOR U *’* Bol hawa, us paar zamane kaisy hen.? Ujrry shehr men yaar purane kc hen.? Chand utarta h ab kis kis

Ek doctor shikaar se wapis aya

Ek doctor shikaAr sE wapis aYa , Friend ne pocha kyun bhai koi sHikaAr kia ? Doctor : Nahi yaAr ‘ Is se To

Aa mil yaar saar lae meri meri

Aa mil yaar saar lae meri, Meri jaan dukhaaN ne gheri. ANdar khvaab viCHoRa hoiya, Khabar na paeNdi teri. Sune ban vich luTi saaeeyaaN,

Bol do dil ki baat hum tera

bol do dil ki baat hum tera raaz rakhey ge . keh do aaj her aik baat hum tera raaz rekhain ge. tum ko

Kab hui pyaar ki barsaat humein yaad

Kab Hui Pyaar Ki Barsaat Humein Yaad Nahi ‘Kab Hui Pyaar Ki Barsaat Humein Yaad Nahi, Khof Mein Doobi Mulaqat Humein Yaad Nahi, Hum

Boy1 yaar larki koi love u

Boy1: Yaar Larki Ko‘I Love U ‘ Kehny Ki Sb Se Achi Jaga Kon C Hai?Boy2: Faisal Masjid Boy1: Kyun? Boy2: Kyun K Whan

Agar facebook pakistan mein ejaad hota to

Agar facebOok Pakistan mein ejaad hOta tO ? like : lush cOmment : jhuti tareef … unlike : pOnka single : akeli hai ,

Khuda jane kahan se jalwaye jana tak

Khuda jane kahan se jalwaye jana kahan tak hai Wahin tak dekh sakta hai nazar jiski jahan tak hai Hum itni bhi na samjhe

Kesy kahoon ke konsi aadat main kut

kesy kahoon ke konsi aadat main kut gyee, ye umr-e-rayegan teri chahat main kut gyee, tu ne jo ghum deye unhein rakha sanbhal ke,

Sardar yaar larkiyon ko shaadi k baad

Sardar: Yaar Larkiyon ko Shaadi k baad ‘BEGUM’ kyun kehte hein? Pathan: Simple, Shaadi k baad Larkiyon k saray Gham Shohar k Galay parr

Saade haase te gila ne yaar karde

Saade Haase Te Gila Ne Yaar Karde, Kehnde Tere Dil Ch Dise Na Dukh Koi. Kehnde Oh Ki Jaane Paak Mahobbat Nu, Jisdi Akh

Kuch andhera b zaruri hy gham e yaar k

Kuch andhera b zaruri hy gham-e-yaar k sath, Ab diya koi na rakhe meri dewaar k sath… Main jo ik umer musafat mein raha,

Badey chete aunde ne yaar anmulle hawa

Badey chete aunde ne yaar anmulle, hawa de bulle Badey chete aunde ne yaar anmulle, hawa de bulle Si mauja karde, collegi parde Si

Bahot dino se thi aasman ki sajish

Bahot Dino Se Thi Aasman Ki Sajish, Aaj Puri Ho Gai He Unki Khvaish Bhig Lo Yaar Is Mausam Me Mubarak Ho aap ko

Har dil mein khwahish ai yaar ki hoti hai

har dil mein khwahish-ai-yaar ki hoti hai har ghadi….. waqt ke paimaaney mein dhal jati hai har kali…… baykhof sa rehta hai naseebo ka

Bari koshisho k bad pehli baar humary

‘Bari koshisho k bad Pehli baar humary Ghar Wo aai thi Faraz Ammi boli.. ja beta behen k liye Samosy le aa.. /(‘.’) )(

Sardar ji aapko logo ne kyun mara

Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar ‘yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar

gulon me rang bhare bad e nobahaar

*. . .Gulon me rang bhare bad-e-nobahaar chale, Chale b aao k gulshan ka karobaar chale, Qafas udas he yaron saba se kch to

Widaa e yaar ka manzar faraz yaad nahibas ik

Widaa-e-yaar ka manzar FARAZ yaad nahiBas ik doobta sooraj meri nazar main raha

Beydard mohabbat ke sitam aur bhi acchein

beydard mohabbat ke sitam aur bhi acchein…. zindagi ki raah mein miley yaar bhi kacchein… koi kha ke taras baney jo humsafar ai-galib…. toen

Ik duje nu class vich jo ishare

Ik duje nu Class vich jo ishare karde si. Juttiya pain ton jama na darde si. Period koi hor hunda te Book koi hor

Aik dehati pathan shadi ki wapsi par

aik dehati pathan aik shadi ki wapsi par roo raha tha oor us k kapray phatay howay thay kisi nay pocha kaya how to

Jis train me pyari larkaya safar kr

Jis train me pyari pyari larkaya safar kr rahi hon, Us train ko kya kahen gay? ? Socho ? ? ? ? ? It’s

Kaate nahin kat te lamhe intezaar ke

Kaate Nahin Kat Te Lamhe Intezaar Ke, Nazaren Bichaein Baithe Hain Raste Pe Yaar Ke, Dil Ne Kaha Dekhe Jo Jalwe Husne Yaar Ke,

Alif agh lagi vich seene de seena

alif agh lagi vich seene de, seena tap k wang tandoor hoya, kuj lokan taane maar chade kuj sajan v akhian toon door hoya,

Lo apna jahan duniya walo hum iss

Lo apna jahan duniya walo hum iss duniya ko chhor chaly Jo rishty naty jory thy wo rishty naty torr chaly Kuch sukh k

Meray chehray say mera dard na parh

Meray Chehray Say Mera Dard Na Parh Pao Gay…..! !…Yaar…! Meri Aadat Hai Har Baat Pay Muskra Dena….!!!

Khuli jo ankh tou woh thaa na

Khuli Jo Ankh Tou Woh Thaa Na Woh Zamana Thaa Dehkti Aag Thee Tanhaayi Thee Fasana Thaa Gamon Ney Baant Liya Mujhe Yuun Aapas

Ye subha ki behlti roshni mujhay na

Ye subha ki behlti roshni mujhay na dikhaya karo, Yoon khusyon k rungon seh mujhay na behlaya karo, Main ik arsa tareekyo main aks

Saba sikri aap se gilaa kii

Saba Sikri aap se gilaa aap kii qasam sochate rahen kar na sake ham us kii kyaa Khataa ladavaa hai Gam kyuuN gilaa karen

Agar doctors filme banate to un filmo

Agar Doctors filme banate To un filmo k naam ye hote… X-Ray Ho Na Ho, Kaho Na Bukhar Hy, Hum Blood De Chuke Sanam,

Kis ne kaha tha tum se mohabbat

Kis ne kaha tha tum se mohabbat ki baat kar,Ab khud hi soch kar koi raah ikhtiyaar kar,Dil ki tadap jeene toh na de

Beautiful thought aik shakhs tha jis ki

BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT…!! Aik Shakhs Tha Jis Ki Aadat Thi K Wo Raastey Mein Milney Waley Har Shakhs Ko SALAM Karta Tha, Par Ek Shakhs

Asaan dil de yaar mobile vich tuhaady

Asaan dil de yaar mobile vich, tuhaady pyar di sim pwai ay, keta load main card armanaan da vich hijar di bettery pai ay…..

Dot jo hadse na guzar jaye wo

Dot Jo hadse na guzar jaye wo pyar hi kya, Jo pyar karne pe majbur na kar de wo ikrar hi kya, Intezar to

Kabhi aansu chupa k roye daastan e gham

Kabhi Aansu Chupa Chupa K Roye Kabhi Daastan-e-Gham Suna Suna K Roye Raat Kati Hai intezaar-e-yaar Mein Hum Raat Bhar Taaron Ko Jaga Jaga

Jab mila woh khafa ham ko

Jab mila woh khafa mila ham ko, bakht kya chand sa mila ham ko, ghair to rehm dil nahi hoty, yaar bhi kaj ada

1 admi public toilet me betha tha

1 admi public toilet me betha tha achanak usay sath wale toilet se awaz aai Kya haal hai? Admi ghabra kr bola: Thiek hun

Ik baar kar ke aitbar likh do

Ik Baar Kar Ke Aitbar Likh Do, Kitna Hai Mujh Se Pyar Likh Do, Kat’ti Nahi Yeh Zindagi Ab Tere Bin, Kitna Aur Karoon

Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai

Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai, yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai, padhein bhi to kya padhein, yaar – mujhe mobile

Bet pujb shar alif ik pyar

BE$T PUÑJBÍ SHAÍRÝ ALIF ik Pyar Da Haraf Sacha Haraf Bey Da Parhya Tey ki Parhya Deed Yaar Di Eid Tou Wadh Sanu Chan

Kabhi hayat ki zaamin waseela e maot nigah e yaar

Kabhi hayat ki zaamin Kabhi waseela-e-Maot,., Nigah-e-yaar Tera bhi koi aitbar nahi…!.

Kabhi aansu chhupa k roye dastan e gum

Kabhi aansu chhupa chhupa k roye Kabhi dastan-e-gum suna suna k roye Raat kat-ti hai intzar-e-yaar mein Hum raat bhar taron ko jaga jaga

Khanjr se kro baat na talwaar poocho

Khanjr Se Kro Baat Na Talwaar Se Poocho, Main Qatal Huwa Kaise Mere Yaar Se Poocho, Farz Apna Maseeha Ne Ada Kr Diya Lekin,

Is shehar me shabekhoon ke aasaar bohat

Is Shehar Me Shab_E_Khoon Ke Aasaar Bohat Hain. Hum Jaag Rahe Hain is Liye, Ke Gunahgaar Bohat Hain. Dushman Ne Meri Pusht Pe Kyun

What is pyaar its a group of

WHAT IS PYAAR IT’S A GROUP OF FRIENDS SITTING IN A CANTEEN WITH CUP OF TEA AND COFFEE IN HAND AND SAYING P…..YAAR WARNA

Kia maloom k saans bhi saath degi

Kia Maloom K Saans Bhi Saath Degi Teri Yaadon Ko Dil Se Bhulane K Baad Roz Aate Ho Rulate Ho Chale Jate Ho Meri

Sindhi manho suhna awal dhoin kaprha poi

Sindhi manho suhna suhna ,awal dhoin kaprha poi sukain ‘waar’ ahrha kajan yaar jan khe chumiyo dijan chapan te………………

Jis phul di khusbu la layiye

Jis phul di khusbu la layiye, Suk jan te pairan heth roliye na, Jis yaar naal kita pyar hove Rus jan tan manda boliye

Yaar baat sun tere pass veena malik

Yaar baat sun tere pass Veena Malik ka number hay? Wo kal me khana kha raha tha to salan meri pent per gir gaya

Tishnagi aankhon mein aur darya khayalon rahy

Tishnagi Aankhon Mein Aur Darya Khayalon Mein Rahy, Hum Nawa Gar Khush Rahy, Jaisy Bhi Haalon Mein Rahy, Is Qadr Duniya K Dukh, Ay

Main guzra jhonka hun hawa ka ik

main guzra jhonka hun hawa ka ik nakaam khiladri hun paayr ka na ban sakun ga ab kisi ka aisa thukhraya gaya hun yaar

Hai galat gar gumaan men kuchh tujh

hai galat gar gumaan meN kuchh hai tujh sivaa bhii jahaan meN kuchh hai dil bhii tere hii Dhang siikhaa hai aan meN kuchh

Teri nigahon se aisi sharaab pi main

teri nigahon se aisi sharaab pi main ne ki phir na hosh ka dawa kiya kabhie main ne woh aur honge jinhe maut aagyi

A girl takes 3 month to judge

A girl takes 3 month to judge a boy On Whether She Likes Him Or Not.. . . . But A Boy Takes 3

Zindagi say sekhaa hai bohat kuch mainy

Zindagi say Sekhaa Hai Bohat Kuch Mainy’ Logon K Behroop or Bedard Sanam’ Kushyoon ke Kiran or Gham-e-Hijr ka Mausam’ Braiey Naam Rishtay’ KhoKhley

Aukha langda eh waqt vichhore da

Aukha langda eh waqt vichhore da, bin yaar guzara kaun kare, ik din howe taan lang jawe, sari umar guzara kaun kare

Yaar kal 125 logon ko bewakoof banaya

Yaar kal 125 LOGON ko bewakoof banaya. Na yaar kaise? . . . Niche deakho. . . . . . BUS AESE hi banbya

Chodvi ki raat aur didare yaar hoitna

chodvi ki raat aur didare yaar ho.itna khush nasib gar humara pyar ho.zindagi apni usi pe lutade rizwa .gar mohsin se mulakat ek bar

Daag dehlvi har baar maangatii hai

DaaG Dehlvi har baar maa.Ngatii hai nayaa chashm-e-yaar dil ik dil ke kis tarah se banaauu.N hazaar dil puuchhaa jo us ne taalib-e-roz-e-jazaa hai

Aukha langda eh waqt vichhore da bin

Aukha Langda Eh Waqt Vichhore Da, Bin Yaar Guzara Kaun Kare, Ik Din Howe Taan Lang Jawe, Sari Umar Guzara Kaun Kare

Tootey dil ki kahani mat poocho kon

Tootey dil ki kahani mat poocho Kon tha raja kon thi raani mat poocho Tanha tanha, chupke chupke rote hain Pathar se kab phoota

Boy to his friend yaar main apni

Boy To His Friend: Yaar Main Apni Girl Friend Ko Birthday Kya Gift Doon? Friend: Kaisi Dikhti Hai? Boy: Bohat Khubsurat Friend: Aisa Karoo

Baat karanii mujhe mushkil kabhii aisii to

baat karanii mujhe mushkil kabhii aisii to na thii jaisii ab hai terii mahafil kabhii aisii to na thii le gayaa chhiin ke kaun

Badnami ka dagh mila hum ko yaar

Badnami Ka Dagh Mila Hum Ko Yaar Ki Basti Mein Dukh Bhi Qyamat Jaisa Mila Hum Ko Yaar Ki Basti Mein Jis Ki Kanch

Apni hastee ka hota sabhi ko paas

apni hastee ka hota sabhi ko paas hai apni apni nazar maen har koi khaas hai voh khushi jiski yaas maen gum umr sari

Ek qatra e aansu jo meri qabar pay aa

Ek Qatra-e-Aansu Jo meri Qabar Pay Aa Gira.. Main Sochta Raha, Mera Kon humdum Mera kon Yaar Aaaya.. Us zindagi main koi bhi Humdum

Yaran de sache pyar nu yaad rakhi

Yaran de sache pyar nu yaad rakhi, mapian de satkar nu yaad rakhin, Punjabi sabiachar nu yaad rakhin, dil de kisi kone which iss

Dastak kisi ki hai ke guman dekhnay

Dastak kisi ki hai ke guman, dekhnay tou de Darwaza humain tez hawa kholnay tou de Souda hai umr bhar ka, koye khail tou

Sardar yaar me ne suna he k

Sardar: Yaar me ne suna he k BURHAPA bohat buri bimari he Pathan: Haan yaar kal is bimari se 6 bache marr gaye.

1stsardaryaar ye joray kahan bantay hain2nd sardaroye

1st,SARDAR:yaar ye joray kahan bantay hain? 2nd Sardar:Oye tu nayi janda aasman te 1st,SARDAR:O shit yaar! Main te Darzi nu de aayan.-;-)

Nigah e yaar pe palkon ki agar

Nigah e yaar pe palko’n ki agar lagaam na ho Badan mein door talak zindagi ka naam na ho Wo be naqaab jo phirta

Kabhi fursaton ki shab main main ye

Kabhi fursaton ki shab main, main ye sochta hon, ae dosT~ Hain ye yaar badly badly k main khud badal chuka hon…?

Na ganwao naavak e neem kash dil e reza reza ganwa diya

Na GaNwao Naavak-E-Neem-Kash, Dil-E-Reza Reza GaNwa Diya Jo Bachay Hain Sang SameT Lo, Tan-E-Daagh Daagh LuTa Diya Mere Chaar?Gar Ko Naved Ho, Saf-E-DushmanaaN Ko

Oho duniya vakhri si ni lade ladayiyan

Oho duniya vakhri si, ni lade ladayiyan Na hon padhayiyan, kada din gharni Kise da darr ni, gulaaba vargi oh do zindgani, oh do

Bitey hai kayi daur taqdeer se ladh

bitey hai kayi daur taqdeer se ladh ke….. tutey hai kayi jaam chiragoen ke sitamse…. aainey ki naa parvaah karo…jhoothey hai janam se…. …gulshan

Ham ne tere liye hr rivaaj alag

Ham ne tere liye hr rivaaj alag rakha he, Tuj ko dunya se mere yaar alag rakha he, Yaad krte hen tuje eid mana

Sharifo me koi chor nahin hota

Sharifo Me Koi Chor Nahin Hota , Khwabo Me Koi Mor Nahin Hota , Naye Patang Ka Koi Dor Nahin Hota , Arey Yaar

Zindagi vichh fer milaange aapan kite

zindagi vichh fer milaange aapan kite vekh k na nazran jhuka lavin.. tenu vekhya lagda yaar kite.. bas keh jaffi pa lawin……

Kitney ajeeb morr pe mujh ko milay

Kitney ajeeb morr pe mujh ko milay ho aaj.. Khoney ka hosla hai’,,, ,,,mujhe tum se baten krni hai,,, ,,,kuch ghum k geet sunane

Her cheez tumhari luta di hum

HER CHEEZ TUMHARI LUTA DI, HUM LE K NAHI KUCH SATH CHALE….. PHIR DOSH NA DENA AEY LOGO, HUM DAIKH LO KHALI HATH CHALE…….

Ye talakh sa lehja taiz baatein

Ye Talakh Talakh Sa Lehja, Ye Taiz Taiz Baatein. Mizaaj-e-Yaar Bhi ‘GUMNAM’ Sharab Jaisa Hai…..

Pathan to molvi kya wazu kiye bina

‘Pathan to Molvi: kya wazu kiye bina Namaz ho jati hai? Molvi: Nahi, Pathan: Hoti hai yaar! Molvi: Nahi hoti Bhai. Pathan: Maine khud

Kuch dair ka intezar mila mujko

Kuch ‘Dair’ Ka ‘intezar mila mujko’ ‘Per sab’ se ‘sweet’ ‘yaar mila mujko’ Na rahi’tamanna kisi’ dost ki Teri ‘dosti say’ wo ‘payar mila

Likhan waleya tu ho ke dyal likh

LIKHAN WALEYA TU HO KE DYAL LIKH DE LIKHAN WALEYA TU HO KE DYAL LIKH DE MERE KARMAAN CHE YAAR DA PYAR LIKH DE

Yaad de sahary mainy bary din guzary

Yaad De Sahary Mainy Bary Din Guzary! Umeed De Sahary, Tainu Duron Tak Tak Tere Kardan Nazary Mere Yaar Mainu Labhdy, Yaran Nu Lawan

Khuda hum ko tum se juda na karey

Khuda hum ko tum-se, juda na karey Dua yey karo yey, ‘Khuda na karey’….. Humain aisey dil ki, zaroorat nahin Terey waastey jo, dua

Kabhi phul kbhi khooshboo bahaar likhun bata

Kabhi Phul Kbhi Khooshboo Kabhi Bahaar Likhun Bata Teri Kis Kis Ada Ko Aakhir Aey Yaar Likhun. Teri Aankhon Ko Jheel Kahun Ya Zulfon

Define a girl the one

Define A GIRL : The One Who Before Going Out For A Party Puts On Eye Shadow Eye Liner Lipgloss Glitter Rouge Blush Kaajal

Oh college kudiyan da baje saade

Oh college kudiyan da Oh college kudiyan da Baje saade baarah, te jaana yaaran Ni sheeshe khole, te khade patole Laa ke vich gaane,

Is dil ki shamaa jalaa ke dar e yaar

is dil ki shamaa jalaa ke dar-e-yaar dhundhti hoon pareshaan jazbaat hain mere qaraar dhundhti hoon mere dam-saaz hi bane mere ruh-e-gulista ke kaatil

Kujh shoq yaar faqeeri dakujh ishq ne

~Kujh shoq yaar faqeeri da~……..,~Kujh ishq ne dar dar rol dita~……..,~Kujh sajna hath chor dita~……..,~Kujh zehar raqeeban ghol dita~……..,~Kujh hijhar firaaq da rang charya~……..,~Kujh

Subah se shaam ho gayi intezaar karty

Subah se shaam ho gayi intezaar karty karty, Na woh aaya na unki koi khabar aayi. Yaqeen hai ki mere yaar ne sandesha to

Hoshiyapur da bazar hove kale rang

hoshiyapur da bazar hove kale rang di scoda car hove naal(ak-47)varga hathiyar hove piche bethi pt.j.r.collage di mutyar hove dekh k kudiyan kahan RANA

Usne hamain pendu keh k hmara dil

Usne hamain Pendu keh k hmara dil he tor dia FARAZ Kia hua jo hum biryani k oper Custard daal bethay Lo Dasso yaar

Dosti ki waja nhi hotidosti koi saja

Dosti Ki Waja Nhi Hoti,Dosti Koi Saja Nhi Hoti, Yaari Mein Hoti Hai Imandari,Yaari Me Duniyadari Nhi Hoti, Yaar Jaan Se Pyara Hota Hai,Yaar

Jab guzar jaye gi bahaar to kya

Jab guzar jaye gi Bahaar to Kya Karo gay Yaad aaye ga Mera Pyaar to Kya Karo gay Satatey ho aise jaise Ajnabi hoon

sada haste raho jaise hain phool

• Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool, Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool, Charo taraf phailao khushion ka geet, Isi umeed ka

Her cheez tumhari luta di hum

HER CHEEZ TUMHARI LUTA DI, HUM LE K NAHI KUCH SATH CHALE….. PHIR DOSH NA DENA AEY LOGO, HUM DAIKH LO KHALI HATH CHALE…….

Yaar thaa gulzaar baad e sabaa thii main na

yaar thaa gulzaar thaa baad-e-sabaa thii main na thaa laayaq-e-paa-bos-e-jaaN kyaa hinaa thii main na thaa haath kyon baaNdhe mere chhallaa agar chorii huaa

Technological mistake in punjabi couple late night

Technological Mistake in punjabi couple; Late night, Boy drops the girl at her home on the gate, He ‘PUTS’ his ‘HAND’ on the ‘WALL’

Ik morgi ny pak india bader pur

ik morgi ny pak India bader pur enda dy dia..dono mulk enday ke leya larnay lgay..fasla yy howa ke jo mulk dosray mulk ki

Ma da khazan pa wacho pano ke

Ma da khazan pa wacho pano ke ashna latawa, Ya me dunya ke da alamo na juda latawa. Ka pa dunya v khushali za

Ae taghayyur e zamana ye ajeeb dil lagi hai

Ae Taghayyur-E-Zamana ye ajeeb dil lagi hai, Na Waqar-e-Dosti hai na Majal-e-Dushmani hai, Mery sath tum b chalna, mery sath tum b aana, Zara

Pathan 2 sardar tujhe apna computer bara

Pathan 2 Sardar. Tujhe apna Computer bara krna hai? Sardar: Haan yaar.. Pathan: TO COMPUTER ME SE WINDOW NIKAL K DaRWaZa LAGWA LE….:

Thanx yaar balance mil gya mujhe tumne

Thanx yaar Balance mil gya mujhe tumne sach me recharge karwa dia..thanx dear . . . . . . . . Ye sab baate

Hawa chalti hai to pattey hiltey hain

Hawa Chalti Hai to Pattey Hiltey Hain WAH WAH WAH JI WAH . . . . . Or Aadmi Chalta Hai To ‘TATTEY’ Hiltey

Munnabhai yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate

MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY? Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin

Kijiye aur sawalaat na zaati mujh se

Kijiye Aur Sawalaat Na Zaati Mujh Se…* Itni Sh0hrat Bhi Sanbhaali Nahee’n Jaati Mujh Se…* Dil Shikan, Ehad Shikan, Sabar Shikan, Qadar Shikan…* P00ch

Riraaq e yaar ki barish malaal ka

riraaq e yaar ki barish ,,malaal ka mosmm … Hmary shehr mei utraa kamaa ka mosm … Bri muddat sy mry zehm k dareecho

Pyar oh jo rooha de tak guzre

pyar oh jo rooha de tak guzre,, tak ke pyar jatona koi pyar nahe,, jeonde yaar de dil nu dukh dena,, te picho kabar

Umeed e yaar nazar ka mizaj

Umeed e yaar , nazar ka mizaj , dard ka rang…………………!!! tum aaj kuch bi na poocho k dil udas bohat hay……………….!!!

Ye kis khalish ne phir is dil

ye kis Khalish ne phir is dil me.n aashiyaanaa kiyaa phir aaj kis ne suKhan ham se Gaayebaanaa kiyaa Gam-e-jahaa.N ho, ruKh-e-yaar ho ke

Yeh mizaj e yaar ko kia huwa unhen mujh

Yeh Mizaj-E-Yaar Ko Kia Huwa, Unhen Mujh Se Pyar Hy Ajj Kal.., Meri Justaju Meri Guftagu Mera Intzar Hy Ajj Kal…, Tere Khatoot Nikalna,

Sardarmujhe shak hy k mri bv ka

Sardar:Mujhe shak hy k mri BV ka Brezer tere bedroom mein hy DOST:Bhabi ne to aaj Brezr pehna hi nahi tha Sardar:SORRY yaar faaltoo

Sawaal yeh tha k husneyaar kaisa

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