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in a party lady wanted to

• In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji

M is for the million things she

“M” is for the million things she gave me, “O” means only that she’s growing old, “T” is for the tears she shed to

How astonishing man is that he sees

How astonishing man is that he sEEs with fat, talks with a piece of flesh, hears with a bone and breathes through a hole

Bakra eid mubarak may ur plate

Bakra Eid Mubarak May ur plate of life be always full of juicy kebabs & tikkas, topped with the chutney of happiness. With best

I wish you rainbows that never fade

I wish you rainbows that never fade, mornings that never end, and a heart filled with love to keep you smiling all day

Thank you for waking me up a

Thank you for waking me up. A warm good morning, after sweet dreams of last night. wish you a good day with good morning:)

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An office technician got a call from

An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem

Falling in love with the lord is

Falling in love with the Lord is the greatest romance; searching HIM, is the greatest adventure; Finding HIM, the greatest achievement; and being with

Houghts in mind always welcome a

houghts in mind *”Always”* Welcome A New Day With A *”Smile”* On Ur *”Lips”*& *”’*”Good”*”’* *”Thoughts”* *In Mind* *GOOD MORNING*

Everyday starts with some expectations

Everyday Starts with some ¤¤EXPECTATIONS ¤¤ But Everyday Ends with some ¤¤EXPERIENCE¤¤ So Be Positive always.

Every sunrise delivers opportunities while every

”Every Sunrise Delivers Opportunities, While Every Sunset Asks What We Did With The Opportunities…’ . Make The Best Today. -Good Morning 🙂

What we become depends on what read

What we become depends on what we read after all the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is the collection

Everyday starts with some expectations but

‘everyday starts with some expectation’s..’ but everyday ends with some experience’s..’

Even so poor birds deceived with painted

Even so poor birds deceived with painted grapes Do surfeit by the eye and pine the maw; Even so she languisheth in her mishaps

May allah almighty bless u on this

May ALLAH ALMIGHTY bless u on this beautiful occasion of EID, may He bless you with success, happiness, prosperity always n may u forget

Even if we have less talks

Even If We Have Less Talks . . . Less Hellos . . . Less Stories . . . Less Greetings . . .

Stealing the blue from splashing seas a

Stealing the blue from the splashing seas, A tinge of green from the youthful trees, A bit of orange from the sunset hues, With

Relationship requires little effort even when friends

Relationship requires little effort, even when friends are busy with their lives. A simple sms reminds each other that ‘ You Are Not Forgotten’.

Look when a painter would surpass the

Look when a painter would surpass the life In limning out a well-proportioned steed, His art with nature’s workmanship at strife, As if the

Setting a goal is not the main

Setting a goal is not the main thing. It is deciding how you will go about achieving it and staying with that plan. Tom

A lover says i will

A Lover says, ‘ I will be with U in All Ur troubles’. But, A Good Friend says, ‘ U will have no Troubles

Last night i looked up at the

Last night i looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why i love you i was doing great, but

A little girl needs daddy for many

A little girl needs Daddy For many, many things: Like holding her high off the ground Where the sunlight sings! Like being the deep

Happy new year receive my simple gift

‘Happy New Year Receive my simple gift of Love, Wrapped with Sincerity?, Tied with care and Sealed with blessings, 2 Keep you happy and

May millions of lamps illuminate ur life

‘May millions of lamps illuminate Ur life with endless joy, love, prosperity, health, wealth & happiness.! 2day 2m0r0 & 4ever. ‘

Just because im not begging for you

Just Because I’m Not Begging For You -Doesn’t Mean I Don’t Want You Just As Bad Just Because I’m Not Crying -Doesn’t Mean I

God knows your future he may not

God knows your future. He may not reveal it to you, but he will walk with you and the future unfolds. Don’t trust the

In everything you do there is a

In everything you do, there is a purpose, Prepare to pursue your purpose with A prayer, ask for guidance, protection And direction. Good Luck

After congregational eid prayer sentiment reciprocated with

After congregational eid prayer, Sentiment reciprocated with deep sense of Gratitude and manifestation. Very very happy eid to you and your family

I will battle when u face trouble

I will battle when u face trouble. I’m your own even if you left alone. I will try my best to help if you

An excellent road sentence written on national

An Excellent RoAd sentence Written on National Highway: Go Slow, Unless U Have An Urgent Appointment With God!

Rahman malik is awarded by karachi university

Rahman Malik Is Awarded By Karachi University With Ph.D. At Home He Handed Over Degree To His Wife & Said: Daikho Mein Ab Ph.D

Hi its syed tahir is here

hi its syed tahir is here any one wanna share frndship with me of any tipe so contect me. i m 24 years old

U may be busy engaged with

U May Be Busy, U May Be Engaged With Lots Of Works. Bt U Hav 1440 Mins Per Day. Atleast For 1 min Think

You cant hug yourself cry on ur

You can’t hug yourself.. You can’t cry on Ur own shoulder… LIFE is all about living 4 One-Another, So live with those who LOVE

The gates of paradise will be opened

The gates of Paradise will be opened on Mondays and Thursdays and every servant of (Allah Subhanahu wa Ta’Ala) who associates nothing with Allah

82 al afuww the one with wide forgiveness

82. Al-^Afuww: The One with wide forgiveness. 83. Ar-Ra’uf: The One with extreme Mercy. The Mercy of Allah is His will to endow upon

Agr hum piza or paratha dono ko

Agr hum piza or paratha dono ko ak sath buiding k top floar sy zmen par phnkhay to kya zmen par pehly aye ga

Tell the truth and tell it

Tell the Truth: And tell it with compassion. We often avoid telling the hard truth because we don’t want to upset anyone. We want

Whatever we do mist remember our aim

Whatever we do, we mist remember our aim at every moment…. If U Dream to fly with Eagles, don’t wast time in swimming with

A birthday wish reminds u the first

A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY MAMMA… START UR DAY WITH HER … SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY

Salam 2 all anybody wanna sharing sms

salam 2 all… anybody wanna sharing sms with me. . .? SwEeT. .rOcKs. .0346.2602773..

Perfume yourselves with the fragrance of seeking

Perfume yourselves with the fragrance of seeking forgiveness lest the stench of sins pollute you. by Imam Ali (a)

Santas urine report got exchanged with a

Santa’s urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report. Dr. told santa, ‘you are pregnant’. Angry santa shouts at wife, ‘Maine pehle hi

Qwhy is a sardarji standing below

Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? A:Because his doctor advised him ?Today?s dinner should be light?

In success and failure in sunshine rain

In success and failure, in sunshine and rain, in prosperity and adversity be at peace with the world and with yourself. Instead of feeling

May the sun always shine on your

May the sun always shine on your windowpane; May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain; May the hand of a friend always

Life is a combination of adjustments and

Life is a combination of adjustments and Compromises. . Adjust when Someone wants to be with you. & Compromise when you want to be

New islamic search engine launched to compete

New islamic search engine launched to compete with google & yahoo- if 1.3 billion muslims start to use this-we will have an islamic identity

Pura ho aapke sare aim sada barte

Pura ho aapke sare Aim, Pura ho aapke sare Aim, Sada barte rahe aap ki Fame, Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti, Aur mila

Someone saidits hard to live alone its

Someone said,”It’s hard to live alone It’s harder to choose someone to love but the hardest part of loving is to admit that you

do not compare yourself with anyone

? Do not compare yourself with anyone in this world, ? If you compare, you are insulting yourself. *:*:*:^:^:^:^((((AW))))^:^:^:^:*:*:*

Easter is a promise god renews to

Easter is a promise God renews to us in each spring. May the promise of Easter fill your heart with peace and joy! Happy

A father means so many things understanding

A Father means so many things… A understanding heart, A source of strength and of support Right from the very start. A constant readiness

Near or far wherever u are my

Near or far wherever U are, My best wishes are with U, Aap jiyo hazaro saal, May success & joy be yours everyday, Yehi

Always welcome a new day with smile

*”Always”* Welcome A New Day With A *”Smile”* On Ur *”Lips”*& *”’*”Good”*”’* *”Thoughts”* *In Mind* *GOOD MORNING*

Some people have such a unique place

Some people have such a unique place of their own in your life that it can’t be taken by any other… The times spent

Stealing the blue from splashing seas a

Stealing the blue from the splashing seas, A tinge of green from the youthful trees, A bit of orange from the sunset hues, With

I never saw so sweet a face

I never saw so sweet a face As that I stood before. My heart has left its dwelling place And can return no more.

Wen nites r long frinds few

Wen nites r long & frinds r few, i sit by my window & think of u…. A silent whisper a silent tear….with all

An old mans t shirt has words

An old man’s T-shirt has words: ~ ‘I am not 40, I am 16 with 24 years of experience’ ~ That’s Attitude! Think…. Differently….:-)

Sms to girl friend on womens day

sms to girl friend on womens day Hi Friend! Can’t believe how time flies with you! Happy Women’s Day to be my best friend!

A short walk is so difficult

A Short Walk IS So Difficult Wen No1 Walks With U. But,A Long Journey IS Just Like A Few Steps Wen U Walk With

When all the doors seem to be

‘When all the doors seem to be closed in front of U, Look QURAN…! There’ll surely be a window opened enlightening U with new

Fact 1u can not touch all your

fact 1u can not touch all your teeth with ur tongue after reading the fact 1 all fools try this fact 1 is false

As the year 2010 draws to an

As The Year 2010 Draws To An End, I Want To Thank The Special People, Who Touched My Life With Their Concern & Made

A new vaccum salesman knocked on da

A new vaccum salesman knocked on da door!A lady opened it!Before she could speak, da salesman rushed into da living room and emptied a

Good morning withthenameof w

GOOD MORNING’ With.*.*.The.*.*..*.*.Name.*.*..*.*.Of.*.*. ! .+”; w ‘; ‘;‘+.+;’ ; ; ; ‘+. .+’+. .+ .

I want to open the lock of

I WANT TO OPEN THE LOCK OF MY HEART—-BUT THE KEY IS WITH YOU—–NOW WHAT SHOULD I DO—SHOULD I COME BACK TO YOU???

Q if some 1 falls in love

Q: If some 1 falls in love with me what will b the reason according 2 u ?? Send this msg 2 all of

I liked lots of people n missed

I liked lots of people n missed very few, but no one has been as special as u! I’d stand n wait in the

Beauty doesnt make beauty doesnt luv

beauty doesnt make Beauty doesn’t make luv but luv makes beauty break everything but never break the heart Heart is the music play it

Answer these quick 1wat i deserve

ANSWER THESE QUICK.. 1.Wat I deserve Hug, Handshake Or Nothing A. 2.Dedicate a song 4 me? A. 3. Which movie u wil lik 2

For our country mere watan ki

For Our Country Mere Watan Ki Halat Ne Guzarty Badalo’n Ko Rula Dia …Hawa0n Ki Narazgi Ka Tab Ilm Hua Hum Ko Jab Kisi

Dont part with ur illusions when

Don’t part with ur illusions. When they are gone u may still exist, but u have ceased to live. Mark Twain.

A very short but nice line for

A very short but very nice line for a true relation- “Hurt me with the truth, But Never comfort me with a lie.”

You are not here merely to make

You are not here merely to make a living. You are here in order to enable the world to live more amply, with greater

A sweet poem 4 u eat with

A SWEET POEM 4 U EAT WITH BUTTER CUT WITH CUTTER WHEN U FORGET ME U WILL DFINITLY, FALL IN GUTTER “DHARAAM”

Do you know what is the meaning

Do you know what is the meaning of EID ? Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words E – Embrace with open heart

Value of relation is not that how

“Value of relation” is not that how much you feel happy with some one . . But it is that how much some one

Asalamolaikum eid mubarak with my heartiest prayers

Asalamolaikum!! Eid Mubarak with my heartiest prayers to you and your family. May almighty Allah show you many more joyful occasions like this in

A friend of mine said 0nions

A Friend Of Mine Said: ‘0nions Are The Only Food That Makes You Cry . . . ‘ That Was Before I Hit Him

Edward says for this night could

Edward Says: For This Night, Could We Try To Forget Everything Besides …Just You N Me ? It Seems Like I Can Never Get

Life is the combinaion of happiness and

life is the combinaion of happiness and sadness. life will pass in any case. so it will be much good to pass life with

The pain is not on the day

The pain is not on the day of missing our dear ones. The pain is really when u live without them & with their

Aaj ka taaza sawal larki

Aaj ka Taaza Sawal? Larki / Larkay ko Engagement k Baad Phone par baat krni chahiye ya nahi? Han to Q? Nahi to Q

Salam to all i m ahsan and

salam to all. i m AHSAN and i need a true friend. if somebody interested in friendship with me then send me sms on

Its my pray when u sleep

It’s My Pray When U Sleep Your Sorrows, Tensions & Worries Also Sleep 4Ever And When U Get Up Your Success Of Life Get

4 ways to bless ownself 1

‘4 WAYS TO BLESS OWNSELF’ 1: celebrate & enjoy evry gud moment, feelngs, exitmnts, by doing this ‘not only u create gud presnt bt

May the beauty of deepavali season fill

May the beauty Of deepavali season Fill your home with Happiness, And may the coming year Provide you with all That bring you joy!

Can miles truly separate you from friendsif

Can miles truly separate you from friends….If you want to be with someone you love, aren’t you already there?

Understanding me is like downloading a 1gb

understanding ME is like… downloading a 1GB file with a 2kbps speed… and when u have downloaded 95% , , u’ll get an ERROR

A poster showing fish caught on

A Poster Showing A Fish Caught On A Hook With The Caption Read: Even A Fish Would Have Stayed Out Of Trouble If It

They had a bicycle repair shop

They Had a bicycle repair shop & a ‘Dream’ to make sumthng that flies. People laughd at them… ‘WRIGHT BroS (makers of airplane) .

Good morning with a great light

Good morning ! With a great light of sun With the songs of birds With the great Azaan of Masjid With the Quraan With

New year begins let us pray that

New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends, God bless

A question for u dunia mein kiya

A Question For U: Dunia Mein Kiya Ziyada Mushkil Hai? ‘Kisi Ka Ho Jana’ Ya ‘Kisi Ko Apna Bana Lena’ What U Say? Reply

In secret we met silence i

In secret we met In silence I grieve That thy heart could forget, Thy spirit deceive. If I should meet thee After long years,

Friendship is the inexpressible comfort of feeling

Friendship Is The Inexpressible Comfort Of Feeling, Safe With A Person, Because, You Neither Have To Weigh Your Thoughts Nor Measure Your Words !

Begin the day with a light heart

Begin the day with a light heart. Let all your worries be swept aside at night. Smile a moment and thank God, for every

Funny day 4 all frndz kheecho

‘funny day’ 4 ‘all frndz’ Kheecho apne doston ki tang 😉 by givng a funy title. In mein se jo muj pe suit kry

Great thought i w0nt be impressed

…*Great thought: I w0n’t be impressed with techn0logy until I can download a pizza…23*

Special dua 4 special person may allah

Special dua 4 special person: May Allah almighty bless u with Sehat, Rahat, Nemat, Izzat, Barkat, Dault, Salamti, Hayati, Kamyabi & unlimited khushiyan EID

With gleam of diyas and the echo

With gleam of Diyas And the Echo of the Chants May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life Wishing you a very happy and prosperous

Aik sawal agar muhabbat rooh se

(Aik sawal) Agar muhabbat rooh se pyar krne ka naam hai tou insan jism ko pane ki khuaahish kyun krta hai …?? Reply with

Every morning u have two choices

Every morning u have two choices! Continue your sleep with Dreaming. Or Wake up and Chase your Dreams Choice is yours Good Morning

Success is the ability to go from

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. Winston Churchill

Never ever thought we will not be

Never ever thought we will not be together this day. I am really missing you very much. The Rakhi you send is very good,

Wama arsalnaka illa rahmatallil alameen

*”*Wama*”* *”Arsalnaka”* *”*”*Illa*”*”* *”Rahmatallil”* *”*Alameen*”* ,.*””*.*””*., *Nabi(Sa) K* ” Chahnay*” “*.*” Walun Ko.*””*.*””*. * D!L * *. Se .* “*.*” * 12 Rabi-U-L Awal*

9cemesge for 9ceper i 9cee0

‘9¡cE’Me$sägE For ‘9¡cE’PEr$Öñ iñ ‘9¡cE’$eä$0ñ Öñ ‘9¡cE’ Reä$Öñ With ‘9¡cE’Wi$he$ At ‘9¡cE’TimE. T0 $äY JÄHÄÑ RÄHÖ KHÃœSH RÄHÖ:-) GOOD MORNING

You are born without anything but you

You are Born Without Anything But you Die With Your Name, So That Name Must Not Be A Word only, It Must Be A

Love has nothing to do with

Love has nothing to do with wht you r expecting to get. Its wht u r expected to give, which is everything.

A small boy tried to lift a

A small boy tried to lift a heavy stone, but couldnt move it His friend watching, said ‘are u sure u r using all

The most effective way to achieve right

The most effective way to achieve right relations with any living thing is to look for the best in it, and then help that

One who wins without problem its

‘One who wins without problem, its just VICTORY.’ But ‘One who wins with lots of Trouble, He Creates HISTORY.’

Living alone is really better than living

‘Living alone is really better than living with fake people who hate y0u but act like loving y0u’

With love this wish is sent your

With love this wish is sent your way , for a very special kind of day

Trust your heart dont be afraid to

Trust your heart don’t be afraid to reach out to something new.Go ahead get yor hopes up even if things turns out differently than

Life without love is like a tree

“Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit.” “Love has no other desire but to fulfill itself. To melt and be

Oh karabum die ecnavda ok paa es

OH KARABUM DIE ECNAVDA OK PAA ES FARAT IREM . . Samjhe? . Nhi.. . . . Spelling end ki taraf se read karain

Ek child ko examz mein zero mila

Ek Child ko Examz mein zero mila. Maa ne poocha: Ye kya Hai ?? Child (with innocence): Teacher k paas star khatam ho gay

Valentines for lovers and friends all my

Valentine’s for lovers and for friends. All my love goes out to you this day! Love is something different from desire: Even, silent, peaceful

Amazing facts fact1 you can not touch

…AMAZING FACTS Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

No poems no fancy words i just

No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart

Memon i am so miserkanjoos that i

Memon: I am so miser(kanjoos) that i went alone for my honeymoon and saved half of the money. Sheikh: That is nothing, I saved

Youre my world rock light everything to

You’re my world, my rock, my light. You’re everything to me. My heart aches for you. My soul yearns for yours. Without you I

Aristotle says u are born without

Aristotle says: U are Born Without Anything Bt U Die With Ur Name, So That Name Must Not Be Just A Word only, It

todays sunset is the last of

*’* Todays Sunset Is The Last Sunset Of This Islamic Year & I Pray That All Ur Worries Set Down With The Sunset &

Write while the heat is in you

Write while the heat is in you. The writer who postpones the recording of his thoughts uses an iron which has cooled to burn

Life is like a book 1

Life is like a book 1 page ‘Birth’ last page ‘Death’ Middle pages empty fill it with your achievments proved to world why you

Logic the art of thinking and reasoning

Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. Ambrose Bierce

Global warming is an increase in the

Global Warming is an increase in the Earth’s temperature caused by human activities: Minimize use of electricity (Replace a bulb with energy saver) Think