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Ek pathan mobile company main job k

Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya: . 1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya. . .

Which seven a side ball game is played in

Which seven-a-side ball game is played in a swimming pool? Water polo

Perfect lecture should be like a girls

Perfect lecture should be like a girl’s mini skirt,which is long enough to cover the ‘subject’ and short enough to create interest.

Dont make ur heart like a garden

Don’t Make Ur Heart Like A Garden. So That Everybody Walks In It… But Let It Be Like The Sky Which Everybody Wishes 2

Life is railway station in which love

Life is railway station in which love is a train, It will come and go at any time but, friendship is the track that

To this day i do not know

To this day I do not know The place to which our data goes. perhaps it goes to heaven, where the angels have it

Some times prayer dose not change the

Some times prayer dose not change the situation, but it changes our attitude towards the situation & gives us hope which chnges our entire

Girl n boy were siting alone in

Girl N Boy Were Siting Alone In D Garden.. Girl-Do Something Which Makes My Heart Beat Faster.. Boy-Runaway Ur Father Is Coming!!!

Today isfridaythe day of acceptance dua i

Today is’FRiDAY’the day of acceptance of Dua! I pray to ALLAH for you, good health,Long life,brilliant success, Barkat-e-Kaseer in your Jan-o-Mal,Izzat-o-Iqbal, Eeman,Sehat,Rizq,Elm and Umr

Fantastic definitions school a place where

~¤Fantastic definitions¤~ School: A place where papa pays & son plays 😀 Life insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so

When titanic was sinkingm a man asked

When TITANIC was sinkingm, a man asked Sardar ji, how for LAND is?..? Sardar: 3 kms?.. Man jumped into the sea & asked: Which

U kn0w 1 h0w many c0untries

U kn0w?? 1) h0w many c0untries in the w0rld? 193 2) MyanMer is the new name of___? Burma 3) Amman is the capital of?

To all my friendz shub e barat wil b

To All my friendz.. Shub-e-barat wil b To nyt. Might b my name shall b writen in d list of those ppl who shall

Life is no brief candle to me

Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the moment,

Books are the compasses and telescopes sextants

Books are the compasses and telescopes and sextants and charts which other men have prepared to help us navigate the dangerous seas of human

Love has nothing to do with

Love has nothing to do with wht you r expecting to get. Its wht u r expected to give, which is everything.

Things which live after death heart 10

Things Which Live After Death? Heart-10 Min Brain-20 Min Eyes-4 Hrs Skin-5 Days Bones-30 Days & Naik Aamal Forever So Do As Many As

Always hav da determination of a mirror

Always hav da determination of a Mirror, which never loses its ability 2 reflect in spite of it being broken in2 pieces! Keep shining!

You can always tell its april by

You can always tell its April By the sound of falling rain That mystic, mournful music As it trickles down the drain. Were told

A good marriage is one which allows

A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love. Pearl S.

Life iz a magic the beauty of

Life iz a magic… The beauty of life iz next second….. which hides thousands of secrets. I wish every second will be wonderful in

Interesting knowledge in 1844 ad there

*Interesting knowledge* ‘In 1844 A.D. There was 1 doctor in florida… one day he thinked that hotness is the cause of malayria… so, he

The perfect lesson which i got from

The perfect Lesson Which I Got From Life: . Don’t B Too Honest In This World Because straight Trees Are always chosen First For

What the word impossible says i m

What the word IMPOSSIBLE says I M Possible. So every thing which seems impossible is itself says that is possible.

The success which we always search for

The success which we always search for, every Five times’ . . . . . . . . . Share if you understand…..

It does not matter how many books

It does not matter how many books you have, but how good the books are which you have Seneca

In the rhythm of life we sometimes

In The Rhythm Of Life We Sometimes Find Ourselves Out Of The Tune But As Long As There’s Someone Which Becomes Our Melody The

He who does not know his own

He, who does not know his own worth is doomed to destruction Opportunity moves quickly and rarely comes back Good physical health comes from

Read it carefully dear muslims as you

Read It Carefully. Dear Muslims as you know that ROZA is tha important part of our ISLAM but through funny MSGs it is showing

There is a great difference between worry

There is a great difference between worry and concern. A worried person sees a problem, and a concerned person solves a problem….! Have a

It is eid today i can see

It is Eid today! It is Eid today! I can see the tiny new moon Up there, in the heavenly sky, Surrounded by beautiful

Superb answers they should fire the examiner

Superb answers They should fire the examiner who set those questions Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0% Q. In which battle did

Ayat surely we have made whatever

AYAT: Surely We have made whatever is on the earth an embellishment for it, so that We may try them (as to) which of

The way you avoid everything which can

The way you avoid everything which can harm your body similarly protect yourself from sin because it harms your eman/faith.

News 4 all with latest research it

NEWS 4 ALL With latest research it has been proved that the rate of brain tumours has increased rapidly in the 21st century. The

Bullfighting is the only art in which

Bullfighting is the only art in which the artist is in danger of death and in which the degree of brilliance in the performance

Art is contemplation it the pleasure of

Art is contemplation. It is the pleasure of the mind which searches into nature and which there divines the spirit of which Nature herself

Its not your mistake if u

Its not your mistake if u can’t read d eyes which cheats u. But Its realy ur mistake if u can’t read d eyes

Friendship is not a word onlyit the

FRIENDSHIP IS NOT A WORD ONLY,IT IS THE RELATIONSHIP……. IT IS A SILENT PROMISE WHICH SAYS……….. I WAS, I AM AND I WILL B

What is the most dangerous alphabet

What is the most Dangerous alphabet W Bcoz all worries start wid W Who? Why? What? When? Which? Where? War, weapon, Wine, Women Wife

The passion with which love rises from

The passion with which love rises from heart cannot be stopped until you met your love good night

In which situation do men start sweating

In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON? Think.. Think.. Ans is

Poetry spills from the cracks of a

Poetry Spills From The Cracks Of A Broken Heart, But Flows From One Which Is Loved. Happy Valentines Day

What is thy body but a swallowing

‘What is thy body but a swallowing grave, Seeming to bury that posterity Which by the rights of time thou needs must have, If

Even so poor birds deceived with painted

Even so poor birds deceived with painted grapes Do surfeit by the eye and pine the maw; Even so she languisheth in her mishaps

Have you ever wondered which hurts

Have you ever wondered… Which hurts the most ‘Saying something & …Wishing you hadn’t Or Saying nothing & Wishing you had… ?’

True love is like ghostswhich everybody talks

‘True love is like ghosts,which everybody talks about and few have seen.’M~E’

You give me joy you hope energy

You give me joy, you give me hope. You give me energy, which helps me cope. I love you darling, more than you love

Life is the flower for which love

“Life is the flower for which love is the honey.” GOOD NITE

Someone asked shakespeare u married a girl

Someone Asked Shakespeare: “U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?” He Showed Him A Calendar N Said “A Week Has 7 Days; Can

When you find a dream inside your

When you find a dream inside your heart, don’t let it go. for dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful Tomorrow Grows.

The city which was the capital of

The city which was the capital of the ancient Persian Empire was Persepolis.

When u find a dream inside ur

When u find a DREAM inside ur HEART… don’t ever let it go… Coz dreams r the tiny seeds frm which beautiful 2morrow grows.

Ramadan is the month in which was

Ramadan is the (month) in which was sent down the Quran, as a guide to mankind, also clear (Signs) for guidance and judgment (between

L i f e is easier when

L I F E Is Easier When You Know… Which Hands To Shake And Which Hands To Hold . . . !

Some time prayer doesnt change the situation

Some Time Prayer Doesn’t Change The Situation…! But it Changes our attitude Towards The Situation, & Give Us Hope Which Changes Our Entire Life.

Answer these quick 1wat i deserve

ANSWER THESE QUICK.. 1.Wat I deserve Hug, Handshake Or Nothing A. 2.Dedicate a song 4 me? A. 3. Which movie u wil lik 2

Family is like a tree where father

family is like a tree .where father is roots,mother is its greenery ,children is its fruits.any kind pf relationship is play the role of

Prophet muhammad salla allahu taala alayhi wa

Prophet Muhammad Salla Allahu ta’ala ‘alayhi wa Sallam did say this about the month of Shaban, ‘This is a month that people usually forget

Cute lines which realy hurts he changed

CUTE LINES WHICH REALY HURTS HE CHANGED MY EVERY HABIB BY LOVIN G ME ALL THE TIME AND INALLY HE LEFT ME SAVING THAT

Close relationis like an onion which has

Close Relationis like an ‘Onion’ which has many layers of feeling & Care,if u will try 2 cut it!U will find nothing except ‘Tears’in

Behaviour is a mirror in which every

‘Behaviour is a mirror in which every one displays his own image. Reflections can’t be changed, by changing a mirror…!’

Our bodies are our gardens to which

‘Our bodies are our gardens to which our wills are gardeners’

Every man desperately needs a wife

Every man desperately needs a wife… . . Bcas everyday and every minutes, somthing goes wrong. . . For which he cant blame God

Peace is not merely a distant goal

Peace is not merely a distant goal that we seek, but a means by which we arrive at that goal. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Whatever course you decide upon there is

Whatever course you decide upon, there is always someone to tell you that you are wrong. There are always difficulties arising which tempt you

The city which is also known as

The city which is also known as the City of Canals is Venice

Qhow m i by nature a

Q:How m I by nature? A: Q:i look best when? A: Q:bad habit which u think i must change? A: Q:my best feature? A:

Do you know there is one gift

Do you know… There is one gift which can’t be given without taking it back… That is why I give you hug which can’t

I am in the habit of looking

I am in the habit of looking not so much to the nature of a gift as to the spirit in which it is

Courage is the ladder on which all

Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount. Clare Boothe Luce

We are motivated by a keen desire

We are motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is the more he is inspired by glory. The very

Write while the heat is in you

Write while the heat is in you. The writer who postpones the recording of his thoughts uses an iron which has cooled to burn

Love is a game in which one

“Love is a game in which one always cheats.”

Anger is the only evil which makes

Anger is the only evil which makes love invisible 4 a minute. & love is the only suspicious thing which is visible even after

Hi friends there are few things which

Hi friends, There are few things which touches your heart. Zindagi sabhi ko mili ho ye zaroori to nahi aag gulshan mai baharen bhi

seek out that particular mental attribute

? ‘Seek out that particular mental attribute, ? which makes you feel most deeply and vitally alive, ? along with which comes the inner

I suggest that the only books influence

I suggest that the only books that influence us are those for which we are ready, and which have gone a little farther down

Answers of a brilliant student who obtained

Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0% Q. In which battle did Napolean die? A. His last battle. Q. Where was the Declaration

I laughed and punched him gently collected

I laughed and punched him gently and collected my stuff. Then I went home to continue my life, which had changed a little, as

dont show off yourself with artificial thingsbecause

:-)’Don’t Show Off Yourself With ArtificiaL Things.Because, The Real Confidence is in Your Simplicity Which Shows Your Character.’ 🙂

Boy to gym coach i wanna

Boy to Gym Coach: I Wanna Impress Cute Girl I’m gonna meet in 3 days. Which Machine Should I Use? . . . .

To be curious about that which is

To be curious about that which is not one’s concern while still in ignorance of oneself is ridiculous. Plato

I can speak of my own criterion

I can speak of my own criterion for judging whether or not a book is good or bad. I ask of it a single

Some one told me you have

SomE one TolD mE- You HavE an AttitudE… i smiled and answeR – NO ActuallY I OnlY HavE ThaT PeRsonalitY WHicH can’t b HanDleD

Long engagements give people the opportunity of

Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other’s character before marriage, which is never advisable. Oscar Wilde

The number of countries which participated in

The number of countries which participated in the first Olympic Games held at Athens was nine.

Marriage its an agreement in which a

Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

How many things which served us yesterday

How many things which served us yesterday as articles of faith, are fables for us today.

1wht do i deserve smile hug kick

1.Wht do i deserve? (smile, hug, kick) Ans: 2.Dedicate a song 4me? Ans: 3.Which movie u will like 2 see with me? Ans: 4.How

Sardarji was asked what is a

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

Santa had a dream in which someone

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank’s slogan was: We

Choose 1 num then ill tl u

Choose 1 num then i’ll tl u in which u have intrest. 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 100. reply must

I have been wooed as i entreat

‘I have been wooed as I entreat thee now Even by the stern and direful god of war, Whose sinewy neck in battle ne’er

Whats greater than mothers love which pillow

What’s Greater Than Mother’s Love? Which Pillow Is Better Than A Loved One’s Lap? What’s Warmer Than A Father’s Hug? What’s Sweeter Than A

Any party which takes credit for the

Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought. Dwight Morrow

5 important pencil lessons a maker

5 Important Pencil Lessons A Pencil Maker taught the Pencils 5 Important Lessons. 1st: Everything you do will always Leave a Mark. 2nd: You

What is a kiss in view

What is a kiss? In view of… Geometry: ‘kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!’ Economics: ‘kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND

In the end everything is a gag

In the end, everything is a gag True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt; its

What i dream of is an art

What I dream of is an art of balance, of purity and serenity devoid of troubling or depressing subject matter…a soothing, calming influence on

Assalam o alaikum subah bkhair sometimes

‘ASSALAM O ALAIKUM & SUBAH BKHAIR’ Sometimes in Our Life We Feel That All Doors of Success Are Closed,,,..”……. At That Time Remember These

With this he breaketh from the sweet

With this, he breaketh from the sweet embrace Of those fair arms which bound him to her breast, And homeward through the dark land

Chota sardar mummy kal rati jadun

Chota sardar : Mummy kal rati jadun minu susu aaya te main bathroom da darwaga kholaya te light uppuy jal gae Mummy: oa khotaya

There are those who live and exist

There are those who live, and those who exist. Which kind of person are you?

When you are a bear of very

When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish

If we are to achieve a richer

If we are to achieve a richer culture, rich in contrasting values, we must recognize the whole gamut of human potentialities, and so weave

School a place where papa pays

School- a place where papa pays & son plays life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur life so tht you can

No and are the words which need

NO AND ARE THE WORDS WHICH NEED A LONG THOUGHT..MOST OF THE TROUBLES IN THE LIFE ARE THE RESULT OF SAYING YES TOO SOON

Between ourselves and our real natures we

Between ourselves and our real natures we interpose that wax figure of idealizations and selections which we call our character. Walter J. Lippmann

When allah completed the creation he wrote

When Allah completed the creation, He wrote in His book which is with him on his thorne, My Mercy overpowers My Anger. Bukhari

A complicated thought the saddest things

A Complicated Thought: The saddest things in life r to remember d happiest moments of d past which seems unlikely 2 happen again in

News at bbc which is good

News at BBC which is ‘GOOD NEWS’ The bycott made by Muslims against facebook last 2 dayz, their losses are reached to 2 billion

Do not attempt to do a thing

Do not attempt to do a thing unless you are sure of yourself. Do not do to others that which would anger you if

There are 3 things which keep

There are 3 things which keep importance in my life. 1; Pizza,,, 2; Dew,,, 3; You,,, Pizza, 4 eat Dew, 4 drink & U?

Shb e barat is coming maybe my name written

Shb-e-barat is coming. Maybe my name is written in the list of those people who shall die this year and maybe I’ll never meet

In my life first time see july

In my life, first time see July 2011 shall have . 5 Fridays 5 Saturdays 5 Sundays A phenomenon which occurs only once in

Al quran o my people enter the holy

Al-Quran; O my people! enter the holy land which Allah has prescribed for you and turn not on your backs for then you will

Friendship is not a word not merely

Friendship is not a word. Not merely a Relationship.. It is a Silent Promise which says.. ‘i was’ ‘i am’ & ‘i will b’

The perfect girl which does not

The Perfect girl: which does not bother, does not shout, does not flirt with others, does not lie, does not cheat, does not cry,

Make a heart which never breaks make

Make a heart which never breaks, make a smile which never hurts, make a touch which never pains, make a friendship which never ends

Exercise is not an option its a

Exercise is not an option. It’s a must for the overall physical and mental well-being, without which one can achieve very little, if ever.

Take this stress test by answering these

Take this Stress Test by answering these 2 questions: 1. Which mouse has 2 legs? . . . . . . . Mickey Mouse!

Thomas carlyle scottish historian and essayist the

Thomas Carlyle (Scottish historian and essayist): “The best lesson which we get from the tragedy of Cerebella is that Husain and his companions were

Teacher asks girl which part of human

Teacher asks Girl: Which part of Human body Expands 10 times its normal size..? Girl: I can’t answer this question I feel shy…! Teacher

Friends who r they the one

Friends!! who r they? . the one who holds ur hand in a crowd,which is against u. . the one who tap ur back,when

Yaran de sache pyar nu yaad rakhi

Yaran de sache pyar nu yaad rakhi, mapian de satkar nu yaad rakhin, Punjabi sabiachar nu yaad rakhin, dil de kisi kone which iss

I cannot give you the formula for

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure: which is: Try to please everybody.

Accept da things 2 which fate binds

Accept Da Things 2 Which Fate Binds U & Love Da People Wid Whom Fate Brings U 2gedar Bt Do So Wid All Ur

One supreme fact which i have discovered

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower, but fantasy-imagination that creates. Imagination is the creative force. Imagination creates

We gain strength and courage confidence by

We gain strength, and courage, and confidence by each experience in which we really stop to look fear in the face… we must do

Boss where were u born

Boss :‘ Where were U Born ? ‘ Sardar :‘ In Punjab ‘ Boss :‘ Which Part in Punjab ? ‘ Sardar :‘ Kya

A world community can only exist with

A world community can only exist with world communication, which means something more than extensive software facilities scattered about he globe. It means common

Commitment means that it is possible for

Commitment means that it is possible for a man to yield the nerve center of his consent to a purpose or cause, a movement