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B4 i die wish to donate my

B4 I DIE I WISH TO DONATE MY BLOOD TO HER SO THAT AT LEAST MY BLOOD COULD ENTER HER HEART WHERE I COULD

Good resolutions are simply checks that men

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. Happy New Year.

A prayer can go where i cannot

A prayer can go where I cannot go. Through Prayers i can be with you without being There. I may be miles away but

Best relation in dis world is

Best Relation In Dis World Is, When You Hold The Hand Of A Person And The Person Walks With You Without Asking ‘Where’ And

The art of war is simple enough

The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as

A sailor was stuck in an island

A sailor was stuck in an island where he was d only survivor. He made a hut 4 his sheltr. Day n nite,he was

Pakistan is such a nice country where

Pakistan is such a nice country where.. Nobody wants to Study in Govt schools.. Nobody wants to be treated in Govt hospitals.. Nobody wants

Once a programmer drowned in the sea

Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting ‘F1 F1’ and

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When problems are so big and your

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For allah my heart went there where

For Allah, my heart went there Where I turn my face in Prayer . It’s a duty, this I know So to Makkah I

U r a part 0f puzzle s0me0nes

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Six brilliant doubts 1 if all the

Six Brilliant Doubts ! 1. If all the nations in the world are in debt,where did all the money go? 2. When dog food

Care affection is not a business

Care & Affection is not a business, where u give & u get.. It is a beautiful feeling 4 someone, where u like 2

Art thou ashamed to kiss then wink

‘Art thou ashamed to kiss? Then wink again, And I will wink; so shall the day seem night. Love keeps his revels where there

I have been wooed as i entreat

‘I have been wooed as I entreat thee now Even by the stern and direful god of war, Whose sinewy neck in battle ne’er

True friends are like diamonds they real

True Friends Are Like Diamonds They Are Real & Rare! False Friends Are Like Leaves They Are Scattered Every Where!

Reality bites we live in such

Reality bites: we live in such a strange country where Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance and Police…!

Dictionary is the only place where

Dictionary is the only place where 1.death comes before life 2.End comes before start 3.child comes before parents 4.divorce comes before marriage 5.Evening comes

Best quotes facebook a place where

Best Quotes: Facebook a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.

Read slowly lifeisnowhere what did u

Read Slowly “LIFEISNOWHERE” What Did U Read! Life Is No Where Or Life Is Now Here? Just A Beautiful Line 2 Say “Life Depends

We all take different paths in life

We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere..

A black boy with his girlfirnd was

A black boy with his black girlfirnd was sitting at a beach at night .. Boy : . . Where r u ??? Haha

Do not go where the path may

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. Ralph Waldo Emerson

5 reasons why prefer sheela over

5 Reasons Why Prefer ‘Sheela’ Over ‘Munni’ 1. Branding: Munni Is Bad-Nam But …Sheela Is Jawaan 2. Place Of Performance: Munni Gyrated In Some

Three friends goto a resturent eat food

three friends goto a resturent eat food waiter serve the bill= 75 all friends contributed rps 25,25,25=75 waiter take the bill and goto their

Log on was adding wood to the

Log on was adding wood to the fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse

Din ek boy ko pata chala k

‘din ek boy ko pata chala k may 3 mint me mar jawo ga.. us ny apni Lover and Friend ko message kiya meray

A little girl needs daddy for many

A little girl needs Daddy For many, many things: Like holding her high off the ground Where the sunlight sings! Like being the deep

School a place where papa pays nd

‘School’ A place where Papa pays nd Son plays. ‘Life Insurance’ A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can

1 din larke ko pata chalta hai

1 din 1 larke ko pata chalta hai k wo 10 minuntes mein mar jaye ga wo ossi waqt apni GF ko msg krta

A new famous name of potery

.’..A new & famous Name of Potery world…’. Is .,,,, ( Nayab ) a great & nice poeter he always write sad poetry.. ‘Who

Exam hall is most vulgar n seducing

Exam hall is most vulgar n seducing place where u say evrything to Girl. 1. Kuch to dkha de yr, chal figure hi dkha

Question paper in year 2010 1 name

Question Paper In Year 2010 1-Name The Cities Of PAKISTAN Where Electricity Is Found. 2-How Does Sugar Taste?Explain In Ur Own Words. 3-Draw A

You cant have everything where would

You can’t have everything – where would you put it? Adolf Hitler

Ek pathan interview k lye gaya

Ek pathan interview K lye gaya. interviewer : “Where is abu dabi?” pathan: “jis qabrastan me meri Ami Dabi, wahi per Abu dabi…!!!

The country where there are no cinema

The country where there are no Cinema theatres is Saudi Arabia.

Deep in the meadow hidden far away

“Deep in the meadow, hidden far away A cloak of leaves, a moonbeam ray Forget your woes and let your troubles lay And when

You know that place between sleep and

You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That’s where I’ll always love you. That’s where

Bush on 14 12 2008 finally found weapon

Bush on 14-12-2008 Bush finally found Weapon of Mass Distruction (WMD)in Iraq on 14th December…. The Lethal ’10 Number kay jootay’ Now he says

If you have built castles in the

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under

If the drop of water falls in

If the drop of water falls in lake there is no identity, but if it falls on a leaf of lotus, it shine like

A person went to his neighbour where

A Person Went to his Neighbour, Where an Old Couple Lived. He Went Inside Where he Found that the Old Man still called her

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Note worthy advice to all girls

NOTE Worthy Advice To All Girls: . . . . . . . . Don’t Apply Too Much Make Up On Your Face… You

Dictionary is the only place where death

dictionary is the only place where death comes before life, success before work n divorce before marriage but friend before relatives

I look to the future because thats

I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend therest of my life. George F. Burns

In a world where change is inevitable

In a world where change is inevitable and continuous, the need to achieve that change without violence is essential for survival. Andrew Young

Programmer to his son here i brought

Programmer to his son: ‘Here, I brought you a new basketball.’ Son: ‘Thank you, daddy, but where is the user’s guide?’

You are a part of puzzle 0f

You are a part of a puzzle 0f someone’s life. You may never kn0w where you fit, but always remember that someone’s life may

Nevertheless will i ever be the same

Nevertheless will i ever be the same as i used to be… Death is all that circles me and keeps me in a wait

I walk a lonely road the only

I walk a lonely road The only one that I have ever known Don’t know where it goes But it’s home to me and

Every morning leave your worries outside gate

Every morning, leave your worries outside your gate… coz that’s where they pick up the garbage! Have a worry free day!

Saraiki dictionary excuse me oey buddi

SARAIKI DICTIONARY; Excuse me = (Oey Buddi Da) Stupid = ( o Chuttu Aa) Get Out = (Nikel Maa Ku Yahin) I am in

Where should one use perfume a young

‘Where should one use perfume?’ a young woman asked. I said ‘Wherever one wants to be kissed,’

Methought i saw the grave where laura

Methought I saw the grave where Laura lay, Within that temple where the vestal flame Was wont to burn; and, passing by that way,

For where love reigns disturbing jealousy doth

‘For where Love reigns, disturbing Jealousy Doth call himself Affection’s sentinel; Gives false alarms, suggesteth mutiny, And in a peaceful hour doth cry `Kill,

pathan goes for job intrview

*’* Pathan goes For job Intrview. Questin. Where is Ab Dabi,? Pathan. Jis qabrustan me hamara AMI dabi , Wahen thora dur pr Abu

Everyone has talent what is rare the

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. Erica Jong

A fulfiling future belongs 2 those wit

A fulfiling future belongs 2 those wit strong vision and resilence.It doesn’t matter where U might be now.Starting well n finishing strong is what

There are two freedoms the false

There are two freedoms – the false, where a man is free to do what he likes; the true, where he is free to

Where ever when what always remember i

where ever when ever what ever always remember i m here 4 u 4 ever DEFINITELY U. 13.6

Fondling she saith since i have hemmed

‘Fondling,’ she saith ‘since I have hemmed thee here Within the circuit of this ivory pale, I’ll be a park, and thou shalt be

Anniversary wishes may your special day

Anniversary Wishes May your special day Be a celebrating Of where you have been Where you are, & How you are growing Together in

A married man have an affair wth

A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM

Qwhich boy has the permission to go

Q:Which Boy Has the permission to go to a girl’s bathroom and touch her every where he likes? A:Lifebouy Babar ‘NEW UP’

Ab tou bathroom mein bhi kala undrwear

Ab tou bathroom mein bhi kala undrwear pehen k alert rehna parta hy yaar0n Kahin Shahid kapoor aa k na poch le k ‘where

We live in a moment of history

We live in a moment of history where change is so speeded up that we begin to see the present only when it is

Daydream whenever i day dream and

Daydream Whenever I day dream, and day dream I do, in my secret garden, I day dream of you. I day dream of you,

How much can one person love another

How much can one person love another? A universe exists in time and space, Placed within the boundaries of one place, Pressed into a

Respect the love you get from a

Respect the love you get from a special person in your life or else you will have to face a day where you would

To this day i do not know

To this day I do not know The place to which our data goes. perhaps it goes to heaven, where the angels have it

Sardar1 y did u buy ur wife

sardar1: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her Birthday? I thought she wanted a car. Sardar2: She did, but

Im not supposed to im to love

‘I’m not supposed to’ I’m not supposed to love you, I’m not supposed to care, I’m not supposed to live my life wishing you

Fantastic definitions school a place where

~¤Fantastic definitions¤~ School: A place where papa pays & son plays 😀 Life insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so

Love never ask who r u

LOVE never ask who R U LOVE only say u r mine LOVE never ask where r u LOVE only say u r in

An angelic love smother me in your

An Angelic Love Smother me in your wings, Flap them to sorcerers land. Only you could hear me where, ‘Coz only you can understand.

see theres this place in me

‘… See there’s this place in me where your fingerprints still rest, your kisses still linger, and your whispers softly echo. It’s the place

Somewhere out there beneath the pale moon

somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true… goodnite & sweet

Our khaki tigers hunt at front of

Our Khaki TIGER’s hunt at front of Enemy. . White LE0PARD are in Blood frezing Mountains . Our EAGLES measurs the hight of Skys

Somewhere out there beneath the pale moon

somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true… goodnite & sweet

High level confidence teacher if u

High Level Confidence: Teacher: If u tell me where is Allah? I’ll reward u 100 dollers. Stdnt: Sir, But I’ll give u millions, if

Superb answers they should fire the examiner

Superb answers They should fire the examiner who set those questions Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0% Q. In which battle did

My heart taught me that missing someone

My heart taught me that missing someone is a very real ache. It comes from a place where another heart has touched my own

The toughest situation in life comes when

The toughest situation in life comes when we have to choose 1 direction among these: Right : where nothing is right Left : where

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u.. cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u “lastnite”

A father asks peon how are the

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright,

Teacher if u tell me where

Teacher: If u tell me where is Allah? I’ll reward u 100 dolars. Student: Sir,But I’ll give u millions, if u tell me where

What is the most dangerous alphabet

What is the most Dangerous alphabet W Bcoz all worries start wid W Who? Why? What? When? Which? Where? War, weapon, Wine, Women Wife

Prayer can go where i cant go

prayer can go where I can’t go. Through Prayers i can be with you without being there. I may be miles away but my

A special world for you and me

A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely

If u fall dont see the place

If u Fall, don’t see the place where U Fell. But see the place where U Slipped. Success is all about correcting your mistakes.

Sometyms a fight saves relation where silence

Sometyms a fight saves a relation… ………where,, silence breaks it .. .. . . . . . .

1 din larke ko pata chalta hai

1 din 1 larke ko pata chalta hai k wo 10 minuntes mein mar jaye ga wo ossi waqt apni GF ko msg krta

pathan goes for job intrview

*’* Pathan goes For job Intrview. Questin. Where is Ab Dabi,? Pathan. Jis qabrustan me hamara AMI dabi , Wahen thora dur pr Abu

Read this slowly lifeisnowhere what did

Read This SLowLy ‘LIFEISNOWHERE’ What Did U Read? LiFe Is No Where!! OR LiFe IS Now Here!! Just BeautifuL Line To Say, ‘LiFe Depends

To where would you have to travel

To where would you have to travel in order to stand by the Marsh of Decay? Moon

Hi i looked 4 u up down

HI I LOOKED 4 U UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT HERE THERE EVERY WHERE JUST 2 TELL U ***GOOD**NIGHT***AND HAVE A SWEET DERMZ*

Valentines day special for all single parties

Valentine’s Day Special..! For All Single Parties.. Dear future wife..!! Where the hell are u..?? Sali ab to mill jaa..:-P

The truth about human tongue it takes

The Truth about Human Tongue:- It Takes 3 yrs to Learn how to use it. But, It takes Lifetime to Learn When & where

The meaning of success has changed in

The meaning of success has changed in a lot of ways for me. I guess I’ve gone through a period of my life where

Family is like a tree where father

family is like a tree .where father is roots,mother is its greenery ,children is its fruits.any kind pf relationship is play the role of

Q why we have so many masjid

Q: Why We Have So Many Masjid If God Is Every Where A: Air Is Every Where But We Need A Fan To Feel

It lies not in our power to

It lies not in our power to love or hate, For will in us is overruled by fate. When two are stripped, long ere

Ek pathan interview k lye gaya

Ek pathan interview K lye gaya. interviewer : “Where is abu dabi?” pathan: “jis qabrastan me meri Ami Dabi, wahi per Abu dabi…!!!

Ittle poem 4u birds mis u

ITTLE POEM 4U Birds mis u Lions mis u Elephant mis u Monkies mis u & They say to u Where r U? Come

Answers of a brilliant student who obtained

Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0% Q. In which battle did Napolean die? A. His last battle. Q. Where was the Declaration

A sister smiles when one tells ones

A Sister Smiles When One Tells One’s Stories – For She Knows Where The Decoration Has Been Added. ~Chris Montaigne

Every king was once a crying baby

Every King was Once a Crying Baby And Every Great Building was Once a Map. Its not Important Where You are TODAY, BUT Where

Night is the essence of pride for

Night is the essence of pride, for i”ll be dreaming of my to be bride,sweetdreams and goodnight is wished,for she will never know how

Where words fail action speaks fails eyes

Where words fail, action speaks. Where action fails, eyes speak. Where eyes fail, tears speak. And where everything fails, LOVE SPEAKS!

School a place where papa pays

School- a place where papa pays & son plays life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur life so tht you can

Ishq mein jaan se guzartay hain guzarnay

Ishq Mein Jaan Se Guzartay Hain Guzarnay Walay, Mout Ki Raat Nahi Dekhtay Marnay Walay, Aakhri waqt Bhi Pura Na Kiya Wada-e-Visal, Aap Aatay

Witness this primrose bank whereon i lie

‘Witness this primrose bank whereon I lie: These forceless flowers like sturdy trees support me; Two strengthless doves will draw me through the sky

A man dies in heaven he sees

A man dies. In heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks. He asks angel, ‘What r these for?’ Angel answers, ‘These r

Height of flirting teacher where is

Height Of Flirting Teacher: Where Is Ur Assignment Book? . . . . . . Student:Mam, I Lost It While Fighting Wid Student Who

If we dont change our direction were

If we don’t change our direction we’re likely to end up where we’re headed. Chinese Proverb

You dont need to know where youre

You don’t need to know where you’re going . Good morning!

Boss where were u born

Boss :‘ Where were U Born ? ‘ Sardar :‘ In Punjab ‘ Boss :‘ Which Part in Punjab ? ‘ Sardar :‘ Kya

Theres this place in me where your

There’s this place in me where your fingerprints still rest, your kisses still linger, and your whispers softly echo. It’s the place where a

Love dont asks who are you

Love Don’t Asks ‘ Who Are You?’ Love Only Says ‘ You Are Mine !’ Love Don’t Asks ‘Where Are You From?’ Love Only

Loveis more than what i have you

Love,is more than what I have. Love,is more than what you are. Love,takes me where Ive never been. Love,takes me where I am today.

Everyone has talent what is rare the

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. Erica Jong

You hurt my hand with wringing let

‘You hurt my hand with wringing; let us part, And leave this idle theme, this bootless chat. Remove your siege from my unyielding heart;

Believe where other doubt ther refuse

Believe where other doubt ; ther Refuse ; Save where others waste & Stay where others Quit Dare to be different Believe in Urself..

Interviewerwhy did you leave your last job

Interviewer:why did you leave your last job? Candidate:the company shifted their office…..and didnt tell me where.. 🙂

They say that the new super computer

They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, ‘Where is my father?’ The computer bleeped

Brilliant answers by students q in

Brilliant Answers by Brilliant Students: _ Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan die? A. In His last battle. _ Q. Where ws the

Sardar1 why are you running so fast

Sardar1: why are you running so fast? Sardar2: to deliver this letter urgently. Sardar1: where? Sardar2: no time to read the address. Sardar1: ok

Where sunless rivers weep their waves in2

Where sunless rivers weep Their waves in2 da deep She sleeps a charmed sleep: Awake her not. Led by a single star She came

Bitter truth valentines day where single

…Bitter Truth… Valentine’s Day Where Single People Wish They Were Dating… and Dating People Wish They Were Single… =P 😉

Girl do you believe in angels

Girl: do you believe in angels? boy: yeah. girl: where do they live? boy: some in heaven, some on earth. girl: have you ever

Our khaki tigers hunt at front of

Our Khaki Tigers hunt at front of enemy, White Leopards are in blood freezing mountains, Our Eagles measures the height of sky, & Our