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Valentines day special for all single parties

Valentine’s Day Special..! For All Single Parties.. Dear future wife..!! Where the hell are u..?? Sali ab to mill jaa..:-P

You dont need to know where youre

You don’t need to know where you’re going . Good morning!

Boss where were u born

Boss :‘ Where were U Born ? ‘ Sardar :‘ In Punjab ‘ Boss :‘ Which Part in Punjab ? ‘ Sardar :‘ Kya

Theres this place in me where your

There’s this place in me where your fingerprints still rest, your kisses still linger, and your whispers softly echo. It’s the place where a

If you have built castles in the

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under

Love dont asks who are you

Love Don’t Asks ‘ Who Are You?’ Love Only Says ‘ You Are Mine !’ Love Don’t Asks ‘Where Are You From?’ Love Only

Fantastic definitions school a place where

~¤Fantastic definitions¤~ School: A place where papa pays & son plays 😀 Life insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so

Loveis more than what i have you

Love,is more than what I have. Love,is more than what you are. Love,takes me where Ive never been. Love,takes me where I am today.

Everyone has talent what is rare the

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. Erica Jong

If u fall dont see the place

If u Fall, don’t see the place where U Fell. But see the place where U Slipped. Success is all about correcting your mistakes.

You hurt my hand with wringing let

‘You hurt my hand with wringing; let us part, And leave this idle theme, this bootless chat. Remove your siege from my unyielding heart;

Believe where other doubt ther refuse

Believe where other doubt ; ther Refuse ; Save where others waste & Stay where others Quit Dare to be different Believe in Urself..

Interviewerwhy did you leave your last job

Interviewer:why did you leave your last job? Candidate:the company shifted their office…..and didnt tell me where.. 🙂

They say that the new super computer

They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, ‘Where is my father?’ The computer bleeped

Ishq mein jaan se guzartay hain guzarnay

Ishq Mein Jaan Se Guzartay Hain Guzarnay Walay, Mout Ki Raat Nahi Dekhtay Marnay Walay, Aakhri waqt Bhi Pura Na Kiya Wada-e-Visal, Aap Aatay

Once a programmer drowned in the sea

Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting ‘F1 F1’ and

Brilliant answers by students q in

Brilliant Answers by Brilliant Students: _ Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan die? A. In His last battle. _ Q. Where ws the

Sardar1 why are you running so fast

Sardar1: why are you running so fast? Sardar2: to deliver this letter urgently. Sardar1: where? Sardar2: no time to read the address. Sardar1: ok

Where sunless rivers weep their waves in2

Where sunless rivers weep Their waves in2 da deep She sleeps a charmed sleep: Awake her not. Led by a single star She came

Bitter truth valentines day where single

…Bitter Truth… Valentine’s Day Where Single People Wish They Were Dating… and Dating People Wish They Were Single… =P 😉

Every king was once a crying baby

Every King was Once a Crying Baby And Every Great Building was Once a Map. Its not Important Where You are TODAY, BUT Where

Girl do you believe in angels

Girl: do you believe in angels? boy: yeah. girl: where do they live? boy: some in heaven, some on earth. girl: have you ever

pathan goes for job intrview

*’* Pathan goes For job Intrview. Questin. Where is Ab Dabi,? Pathan. Jis qabrustan me hamara AMI dabi , Wahen thora dur pr Abu

Family is like a tree where father

family is like a tree .where father is roots,mother is its greenery ,children is its fruits.any kind pf relationship is play the role of

Teacher if u tell me where

Teacher: If u tell me where is Allah? I’ll reward u 100 dolars. Student: Sir,But I’ll give u millions, if u tell me where

To this day i do not know

To this day I do not know The place to which our data goes. perhaps it goes to heaven, where the angels have it

Our khaki tigers hunt at front of

Our Khaki Tigers hunt at front of enemy, White Leopards are in blood freezing mountains, Our Eagles measures the height of sky, & Our

We do not want nowadays temples of

We do not want nowadays temples of worship and outward rites and ceremonies. What we really want is an Asram. We want a place

Chocolate history starts out in latin america

Chocolate history starts out in Latin America, where cacao trees grow wild. Chocolate is the seed of the cacao tree. This seed is very

A sailor was stuck in an island

A sailor was stuck in an island where he was d only survivor. He made a hut 4 his sheltr. Day n nite,he was

Pakistan is such a nice country where

Pakistan is such a nice country where.. Nobody wants to Study in Govt schools.. Nobody wants to be treated in Govt hospitals.. Nobody wants

An angelic love smother me in your

An Angelic Love Smother me in your wings, Flap them to sorcerers land. Only you could hear me where, ‘Coz only you can understand.

Ek pathan interview k lye gaya

Ek pathan interview K lye gaya. interviewer : “Where is abu dabi?” pathan: “jis qabrastan me meri Ami Dabi, wahi per Abu dabi…!!!

There you have our samples readers are

There you have our samples readers! There are still plenty of links online where to find the sweetest and best Happy New Year Greeting

Im not supposed to im to love

‘I’m not supposed to’ I’m not supposed to love you, I’m not supposed to care, I’m not supposed to live my life wishing you

The meaning of success has changed in

The meaning of success has changed in a lot of ways for me. I guess I’ve gone through a period of my life where

An 0utstanding answer by a child when

An 0utstanding Answer By A Child When Asked, ‘What is DREAM..?’ He Replied: ‘Where There Is No Price Tags 0n The Toys Which I

We live in a moment of history

We live in a moment of history where change is so speeded up that we begin to see the present only when it is

Its an imaginary world where we are

Its an imaginary world, where we are forced to dream the future of super humans, the super natural humans bhind the stage playing everything

A person went to his neighbour where

A Person Went to his Neighbour, Where an Old Couple Lived. He Went Inside Where he Found that the Old Man still called her

Q why we have so many masjid

Q: Why We Have So Many Masjid If God Is Every Where A: Air Is Every Where But We Need A Fan To Feel

Do you know why the spelling of

Do You Know Why The Spelling Of Women Starts With W?? Because All Quetions In The World Start With W.. Such As Who? Why?

Heights of escapism professor where is

HEIGHTS OF ESCAPISM: Professor- Where Is Your Assignment ?? Student- Sir, I Lost It While Fighting With Other Students Who Said That You Were

Where words fail action speaks fails eyes

Where words fail, action speaks. Where action fails, eyes speak. Where eyes fail, tears speak. And where everything fails, LOVE SPEAKS!

This is the field where battle did

This is the field where the battle did not happen, where the unknown soldier did not die. This is the field where grass joined

Love dont ask who are you love

love dont ask!! ‘Who are you!!’ Love only says!! ‘You are mine!!’ Love dont ask!! ‘Where are you from!!’ Love only says!! ‘You lives

How much can one person love another

How much can one person love another? A universe exists in time and space, Placed within the boundaries of one place, Pressed into a

An enchanting walk through timeless space a

An enchanting walk through timeless Space A journey to the zenith Where penury curtails. An endless flight in the ultimate Sky When the heart

Love is that beautiful forest where

‘L.O.V.E’ Is That Beautiful Forest Where Brave ‘T.I.G.E.R.S’ Are Killed By The Attractive Eyes Of Beautiful ‘D.E.E.R.S’ (,’) /)) Hai K // Nahi…!!!

Reality bites we live in such

Reality bites: we live in such a strange country where Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance and Police…!

The heart is the place where we

The heart is the place where we live our passions. It is frail and easily broken, but wonderfully resilient. There is no point in

To where would you have to travel

To where would you have to travel in order to stand by the Marsh of Decay? Moon

When problems are so big and your

When problems are so big and your strength is no longer enough to carry them,Don’t give up.B/c Where your strength ends,the grace of God

Dictionary is the only place where

Dictionary is the only place where 1.death comes before life 2.End comes before start 3.child comes before parents 4.divorce comes before marriage 5.Evening comes

A thousand fair suitors thousand fair

A Thousand Fair Suitors A thousand fair suitors all stab at your heart Those poets of movement and jockeys of art The high-volume vendors

A fulfiling future belongs 2 those wit

A fulfiling future belongs 2 those wit strong vision and resilence.It doesn’t matter where U might be now.Starting well n finishing strong is what

Somewhere out there beneath the pale moon

somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true… goodnite & sweet

Ab tou bathroom mein bhi kala undrwear

Ab tou bathroom mein bhi kala undrwear pehen k alert rehna parta hy yaar0n Kahin Shahid kapoor aa k na poch le k ‘where

The toughest situation in life comes when

The toughest situation in life comes when we have to choose 1 direction among these: Right : where nothing is right Left : where

Two days of powercut in delhi had

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck

Just there where no one cries sky

Just there where no one cries Sky where no vulture flies No stinking smell of rotten flesh I promise I’ll love you there With

The art of war is simple enough

The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as

Qwhich boy has the permission to go

Q:Which Boy Has the permission to go to a girl’s bathroom and touch her every where he likes? A:Lifebouy Babar ‘NEW UP’

U know y woman starts with w

U Know Y Woman Starts with ‘W’ Because ALL question Starts with ‘W’ Why? Who? What? When? Which? Where? . . Wife

Care affection is not a business

Care & Affection is not a business, where u give & u get.. It is a beautiful feeling 4 someone, where u like 2

Fondling she saith since i have hemmed

‘Fondling,’ she saith ‘since I have hemmed thee here Within the circuit of this ivory pale, I’ll be a park, and thou shalt be

Dictionary is the only place where death

dictionary is the only place where death comes before life, success before work n divorce before marriage but friend before relatives

Din ek boy ko pata chala k

‘din ek boy ko pata chala k may 3 mint me mar jawo ga.. us ny apni Lover and Friend ko message kiya meray

someone asked which place is

‘ Someone Asked : Which place Is That? Where Crime & Mistake Is Forbidden? A Little Child Smiled And Said: ‘My Mom’s Heart.’

It lies not in our power to

It lies not in our power to love or hate, For will in us is overruled by fate. When two are stripped, long ere

A father asks peon how are the

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright,

Deep in the meadow hidden far away

“Deep in the meadow, hidden far away A cloak of leaves, a moonbeam ray Forget your woes and let your troubles lay And when

There are six good teachers in the

There are six good teachers in the world. Their names are. What, why, when, where, who, how. Use them in a good manner. You

Ultimate answer while changing the job

Ultimate answer while changing the job. Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job? Santa: Because the company shifted and didn’t tell me where..

Exam hall is most vulgar n seducing

Exam hall is most vulgar n seducing place where u say evrything to Girl. 1. Kuch to dkha de yr, chal figure hi dkha

Saraiki dictionary excuse me oey buddi

SARAIKI DICTIONARY; Excuse me = (Oey Buddi Da) Stupid = ( o Chuttu Aa) Get Out = (Nikel Maa Ku Yahin) I am in

Where there is no vision hope

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. BY George Washington Carver

Where there is no cultural debate a

Where there is no cultural debate A place where no religions to hate People live life like as it is I promise I’ll love

Height of flirting teacher where is

Height Of Flirting Teacher: Where Is Ur Assignment Book? . . . . . . Student:Mam, I Lost It While Fighting Wid Student Who

If the drop of water falls in

If the drop of water falls in lake there is no identity, but if it falls on a leaf of lotus, it shine like

If we dont feel love with our

If we don’t feel love with our heart then how come that’s where it hurts when someone doesn’t love you back?

You know that place between sleep and

You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That’s where I’ll always love you. That’s where

A prayer can go where i cannot

A prayer can go where I cannot go. Through Prayers i can be with you without being There. I may be miles away but

Methought i saw the grave where laura

Methought I saw the grave where Laura lay, Within that temple where the vestal flame Was wont to burn; and, passing by that way,

Six brilliant doubts 1 if all the

Six Brilliant Doubts ! 1. If all the nations in the world are in debt,where did all the money go? 2. When dog food

I walk a lonely road the only

I walk a lonely road The only one that I have ever known Don’t know where it goes But it’s home to me and

My love whenever you feel lonely

My Love Whenever You Feel Lonely Just Remember My Love For You Is Deep And True No Matter What You Do I ‘ ll

1 din larke ko pata chalta hai

1 din 1 larke ko pata chalta hai k wo 10 minuntes mein mar jaye ga wo ossi waqt apni GF ko msg krta

A black boy with his girlfirnd was

A black boy with his black girlfirnd was sitting at a beach at night .. Boy : . . Where r u ??? Haha

True friends are like diamonds they real

True Friends Are Like Diamonds They Are Real & Rare! False Friends Are Like Leaves They Are Scattered Every Where!

You cant have everything where would

You can’t have everything – where would you put it? Adolf Hitler

When work commitment and pleasure all become

When work, commitment, and pleasure all become one and you reach that deep well where passion lives, nothing is impossible. Anonymous

In a world where change is inevitable

In a world where change is inevitable and continuous, the need to achieve that change without violence is essential for survival. Andrew Young

Superb answers they should fire the examiner

Superb answers They should fire the examiner who set those questions Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0% Q. In which battle did

Good resolutions are simply checks that men

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. Happy New Year.

Everyday with you feels like a dream

Everyday with you feels like a dream. No matter where I go or what I do, you are the last thought that puts me

Interesting information millions of trees in

Interesting information ‘Millions of trees in this world are accidently planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hide them’ do

Best quotes facebook a place where

Best Quotes: Facebook a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.

Read this slowly lifeisnowhere what did

Read This SLowLy ‘LIFEISNOWHERE’ What Did U Read? LiFe Is No Where!! OR LiFe IS Now Here!! Just BeautifuL Line To Say, ‘LiFe Depends

Height of computerised world teacher where is

Height of computerised world: Teacher: Where is ur homework? Class-II baby: Ma’am, for my homework pls visit my website. www.MyHomeWork.com 😀

Best relation in dis world is

Best Relation In Dis World Is, When You Hold The Hand Of A Person And The Person Walks With You Without Asking ‘Where’ And

Answers of a brilliant student who obtained

Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0% Q. In which battle did Napolean die? A. His last battle. Q. Where was the Declaration

Happiness like this eid day it is

Happiness Like This Eid Day It is neither thei blook nor their meat A Prayer Can Go Where I Cannot Go Socha kisi apne

see theres this place in me

‘… See there’s this place in me where your fingerprints still rest, your kisses still linger, and your whispers softly echo. It’s the place

Facebuk wants to 9 whtx on my

Facebuk wants to 9 Whtx on my mind? Twitter wants to 9 Wht I’m doin? Foursquare wants to 9 Where I’m? Dis internet has

A man dies in heaven he sees

A man dies. In heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks. He asks angel, ‘What r these for?’ Angel answers, ‘These r

Once a sardar brought banaspati teen

Once a sardar brought a banaspati teen & say to shopkeeper where is my gift ? Shopkeeper said why ? Sardar said , there

Note worthy advice to all girls

NOTE Worthy Advice To All Girls: . . . . . . . . Don’t Apply Too Much Make Up On Your Face… You

Sirilankan experts shared their experience as dengue

Sirilankan experts shared their experience as dengue is present in their country through out year but they hav almost no deaths.Important points to share

The world is the great gymnasium where

‘The world is the great gymnasium where we come to make ourselves strong.’ – Swami Vivekananda

Our khaki tigers hunt at front of

Our Khaki TIGER’s hunt at front of Enemy. . White LE0PARD are in Blood frezing Mountains . Our EAGLES measurs the hight of Skys

Always smile because our faces are the

Always Smile Because Our Faces Are The Best Billboards Where The Ads Of Life Are Seen … 🙂

Love dont ask who are you

‘love dont ask!! ‘Who are you!!’ Love only says!! ‘You are mine!!’ Love dont ask!! ‘Where are you from!!’ Love only says!! ‘You lives

High level confidence teacher if u

High Level Confidence: Teacher: If u tell me where is Allah? I’ll reward u 100 dollers. Stdnt: Sir, But I’ll give u millions, if

Im proud to be a pakistani where

I’m Proud To Be A Pakistani Where At Least I Know I’m Free & Won’t Forget The Men Who Died, Who Gave That Right

What is the most dangerous alphabet

What is the most Dangerous alphabet W Bcoz all worries start wid W Who? Why? What? When? Which? Where? War, weapon, Wine, Women Wife

Accountant this painting is 500 years and

Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old. Sardar: Amazing! Where did you get this exact information? Accountant: I was here 20

Dont bring people close to ur heart

Don’t bring people close to ur heart, Becoz the problem with the close people is that, They know where to hit exactly.. Bitter But

If u cut my head i

if u cut my head i am on your head if u cut my fore head i am an here there and every where

1 name the highest m0untain peak 2

1) name the highest m0untain peak? 2) l0ngest river of the w0rld? 3) largest nuclear electric p0wer pr0ducing c0untry in the w0rld? 4) where

Never design your character like a garden

Never design your character like a GARDEN where anyone can walk!! Design your character like the SKY where everyone reach to desire!!!

Love is only destroy point of life

love is only destroy point of life, where person reach and destroy. in love person forget her parent, child and God. so dear friends

We live in an unexplained world

We Live In An Unexplained World. WHERE Poor People Walk Miles & Miles To Earn Food, & Rich People Walk Miles & Miles To

Anniversary wishes may your special day

Anniversary Wishes May your special day Be a celebrating Of where you have been Where you are, & How you are growing Together in

Morning is a special gift from god

Morning is a special gift from God after a night of restful sleep. It’s a new chance to do better and try again where

Every morning leave your worries outside gate

Every morning, leave your worries outside your gate… coz that’s where they pick up the garbage! Have a worry free day!

What is facebook its

What Is FACEBOOK ? . . . Its A Place Where Boy Posts Joke, Gets No Response… And If Girl Posts The Same Joke,

Define gynaecologist ans the only fool

Define GYNAECOLOGIST??? Ans: The only fool on earth who finds problems in the place where all others find pleasure 🙂

Three friends goto a resturent eat food

three friends goto a resturent eat food waiter serve the bill= 75 all friends contributed rps 25,25,25=75 waiter take the bill and goto their

My heart taught me that missing someone

My heart taught me that missing someone is a very real ache. It comes from a place where another heart has touched my own

Sometyms a fight saves relation where silence

Sometyms a fight saves a relation… ………where,, silence breaks it .. .. . . . . . .

Im sorry for everything youve been through

I’m sorry for everything you’ve been through It must’ve been very hard on you I’m sorry for all that’s been said and done I

Is the magic called friendship

Is the magic called FRIENDSHIP ..!! A bond of love, A medal of trust. A shoulder in sadness, A hand in darkness. A special