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What is a minimum area with maximum

What is a Minimum Area with a Maximum Decoration? . . . . . . . . . . . . . A Girl’s

Do you know what is differance between

Do you know what is differance between your smile and my smile? You smile when you are happy, and, I smile, when I see,you

A teacher asked what is forgiveness cute

A teacher asked what is forgiveness..? A cute little girl gave this lovely reply: “It is the wonderful smell that a flower gives when

It is only with the heart that

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye. Antoine de Saint-Exup?ry

Answers me honestly1tanhae main kis ki kami

Answers Me Honestly 1:Tanhae main kis ki kami feel hoti hai ? Ans. 2: log izhar-e-mhbt kyo krte hain?Ans. 3:ap ko kis ki zarort

What is true love when wife pulls

What Is True LOve? When Wife Pulls Her Husband (Who’s Fully Drunk) To Bed.. Tries Removing His Shirt & Husband Replies: ‘Lady Leave Me

What is big in ladies small girls

What is ‘big’ in Ladies, ‘small’ in girls and ‘not’ there in babies? ? ? ? ? The Letter ‘L’ what u thinking..?? dirty

Teacher there is a frog ship sinking

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then, what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher: How do you

Pathan in computer exam examiner what

Pathan In Computer Exam Examiner ‘What is Microsoft Excel?’ Pathan: ‘It is a new brand of Surf Excel, to clean the computer :p:-) Geo

What is dua d dil se

WHAT is “DUA”? “D”- DIL se nikli hui awaz jo aap ko har din sachi KHUSHI de. “U”- UDASI aap ke QAREEB se bhi

When an angel came to me he

When an angel came to me, he asked: ‘What is your wish for tonight?’ I said ‘Please take care of the person who’s reading

What is the full formof obamao originallyb born

What Is The Full-formOf ‘OBAMA’ O: Originally B: Born In A: Africa To M: Manage The A: Americans … ;->

A 5 year old girl asked

A 5 Year Old Girl Asked…. The Boy Who Sits Next To Her ‘WHAT IS LOVE’ … He Replied …. …’ Love Is When

What is ishq the answer pepsi

What is ‘ISHQ’???? The answer is ‘Pepsi’ P=Pyar E=Ehsaas P=Pagalpan S=Sabar I=Imtihan Waoo !!! Itna sab kuch sirf 15 Rupay mein!!!!!

Hi had ur dinner go 2 bed

Hi had ur dinner Go 2 bed fast Because something is waiting 4 u Do u know what is that…? “Sweet dreams” Gud nite!

When asked what is forgiveness a

When asked: ?what is forgiveness?? A little girl gave this lovely reply: ?Its the sweet scent a flower gives after being crushed?.

the journey of life is travelled

*’* The Journey Of LIFE Is Travelled Only Once…! So, Make TAUBA For Past, SHUKAR For Present, & DUA For The Future Because DUA

Sardarji was asked what is a

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

A wise man was asked what is

A Wise Man was Asked: “What is Meaning of Life..?” He said: “Life itself has No Meaning..Life is An Opportunity to Create a Meaning..”

What is sweet but not honey precious

What is sweet but not Honey, Precious but not Money, Bright but not Sunshine, Impr! oves with time but not Wine??? Its….OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!

What is love love a

What is Love ? ‘Love is a relational bond through which hearts and emotions of lovers are connected ‘

A short thing its get longer as

A short thing its get longer as u hold it & pass between woman’s breast & enters into a small hole What is it?

Romance is in the air chocolate hearts

Romance is in the air. Chocolate hearts, roses, and greeting cards are everywhere. If you really want to be romantic, ignore all of these

Character is the final decision to reject

Character is the final decision to reject whatever is demeaning to oneself or to others and with confidence and honesty choose what is right.

J21 ksi ka dil torakiun j22

J21: Ksi ka dil tora?kiun J22: Kisi se pyar kia? Name btao J23:Kbi chori ki? Kyun? kab? J24:Muj pai kbi gusa aya? Q? J25:

Teacher to student zuhaib what

Teacher to student: . Zuhaib what is the most popular answer to the teachers questions? . Zuhaib: I dont know maam. . Teacher: Correct!

What is confidence 10 boys decided

‘What is confidence? 10 boys decided to propose a girl… 9 boys came with roses.. 1 boy came with . . . ‘MOLVI’ This

Professor 2 studnt what is attention deficit

Professor 2 studnt: What is ‘Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder’? Student: Jimba Lomba Bomba! Prof: aby ye kya tha..? Stdnt: pehle tu bta wo kya

What is the real tragedy of film

What is the real tragedy of film SHOLAY Ek to Thakur ki bv nahi thi upar se Gabbar ne uske haath b kaat Diye

Q what is love a

Q: What is Love? . . . . A: Love is When Someone Breaks Your Heart And The Most Amazing Thing is That You

What is love its not a

What is LOVE..??? Its not a thing will not come first site… Because.. Love is a moment of truth… Happy Valentines day…

When u get attracted to someone realize

when u get attracted to someone, u realize what is love, but, when that someone starts avoiding u, then u realize what is life.

What is the colour of frequency

What is the colour of frequency? Ans: Purple How? Frequency=1/time That means 1/sec Now 1sec = Ek Pal So 1/Pal= Per Pal Per Pal=

What is love in math a problem

What is love? In math, a problem…….. In history, a battle…….. In science, it’s a reaction……. In art, it’s a heart. But to me?

Which animal most resembles your personality

Which animal most resembles your personality? What is the one quality or feature you would like to change about yourself?

I dont know anything about luck ive

I don’t know anything about luck. I’ve never banked on it, and I’m afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else;

What is trust trust a feeling

What is trust ?? Trust is a feeling that a one year child has , when you throw him in air and catch again

A fact what is the heaviest

A Fact…! What is The Heaviest Burden of Life? Ans: ‘An Empty Pocket! Good morning

O my dear what is life

O My Dear! What is Life? Life is Love. What is Love ? Love is Kissing. What is Kissing? Come Here And I’ll Show

Ch0ose the c0rrect 0pti0n 1 vitamin

Ch0osE the c0rreCT 0pti0n 1) Vitamin c is available in: A) Egg B) Wheat C) Fish D) 0range 2) The t0tal number of planets

What is dua what d dil

WHAT IS DUA? ‘WHAT IS DUA? ‘D’ DIL SAY NIKLI HUI AWAZ JO AP KO DIN BHAR SACHI KHUSHI DEY, ‘U’ UDASI, ALLAH KE

What is the difference between mother

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying… & the other ensures U

Santa do you know english banta

Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta: So simple Yaar… NAAG DO

What is 143 i love u

What is 143? , I love u , No , i miss u?? , No , i like u , No , 143 means

Everyone has talent what is rare the

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. Erica Jong

Sir what is difference between orange and

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? Santa Singh: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

Someone asked me what is the best

Someone Asked Me: What Is The Best Time To Tell Someone You Love Them . . . ? I Answered : Before Someone Else

What is sweet but not honey precious

What is sweet but not Honey, Precious but not Money, Bright but not Sunshine, Impr! oves with time but not Wine??? Its….OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!

Whoever said in what is hegod held

Whoever said in what is He(God), held that He is limited; and whoever said on what is He held He is not on something

Ek gujjar doodh bech raha tha

Ek gujjar doodh bech raha tha. Aik angrez aaya aur poochha: What is this? Gujjar: This is doodh! Angrez: What is doodh? Gujjar: Doodh

What is easy and what difficult easy

What is easy and what is difficult? Easy is to judge others mistakes and difficult is to recognize our own mistakes.

The truth is that there is only

The truth [is] that there is only one terminal dignity-love. And the story of a love is not important-what is important is that one

Engineering question some text missing what

Engineering Question, *Some Text Missing* What Is Missing? Explain With Valid Reasons (10 Marks) 😀

World class post

World class Post !! . . . . … . . Father to his adopted son: ‘What is the height of laziness? Son: What

What is love jub maa matha

what is love ? jub maa matha choom k kehti hai ‘jity raho beta’. jub baap har us waqt intezar krta hai jub jub

What is means of islam

What is means of ISLAM ? I = I S= SHALL L= LOVES A= ALWAYS M= MUHAMMAD

To hear what is unspoken to see

To hear what is unspoken, to see what is invisible, to feel without without even touching… is the miracle called ‘friendship’

What is the difference between a woman

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!

I was not born experienced but

I was not born experienced But The hard realities, Deceiving natures, Broken promises, Double faces, Attractive words, Melting emotions, Harsh truths, Bitter behaviours, Loving

It is only with the heart that

‘It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.’

I dont know what is life without

I don’t know what is life without you. I am mighty glad that God gave you to me… zESHI

What is 11 4 equal to

What Is 11 + 4 Equal To … ? . . . . . . Its Simple . . . . . Dont Knw

To see what is right and not

To see what is right and not to do it, is want of courage. Confucius

In chemistry class the teacher asked a

In chemistry class, the teacher asked a girl, What is ‘Nitrate’ The girl replied Rs 2500 hotel room bill this is my night rate!!

Happy happydo u know what is

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPYDO u KNOW what is the meaning of HAPPY…H,HumA,Aap koP,PalP,PalY,Yaad krtey hain,

Once santa farted in english class

Once Santa Farted In English Class : . . . Teacher: ‘What is This’? …. Santa: ‘This is My Back Ground Music.. =P =D

What is the most dangerous alphabet

What is the most Dangerous alphabet W Bcoz all worries start wid W Who? Why? What? When? Which? Where? War, weapon, Wine, Women Wife

Once a wise man was asked

Once a wise man was asked: ‘ What is meaning of life?’ He replied: ‘ Life itself has no meaning. Life is an opportunity

What is thy body but a swallowing

‘What is thy body but a swallowing grave, Seeming to bury that posterity Which by the rights of time thou needs must have, If

What is mentioned above cos im really

what is mentioned above. cos im really not having the patriotic feelings i used to have till even last year, due to so much

What is the meaning of pyar p

What is the meaning of ‘PYAR’ P = Pagal ho jana Y = yadon main kho jana A = Ansouon main beh jana R

What is even more painful sentence than

What Is even more Painful Sentence than ‘I Hate U’..? . ‘ I Finished Studying, Revision chal raha.. tu bata…’?? :-/ 😐

What is easy and what difficult easy

What is easy and what is difficult? Easy is to judge others mistakes and difficult is to recognize our own mistakes

Do you know what is the meaning

Do you know what is the meaning of EID ? Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words E – Embrace with open heart

App kia kar rahia ha this time

app kia kar rahia ha this time ma. app ko kal sa message send kar rahia ho lakin app na koi respones nai dhaia.

What is common between allama iqbal gandhi

What is common between allama iqbal, gandhi and qaid-e-azam? Pathan replied All r born on govt holidays:-) *Geo PATHAN Geo*:-)

Ab farazz arabic or english me shair

Ab FaRaZz Arabic Or EngLish Me Shair Arz KarTe Hain ‘Haaza Ya Faraaza AaLu MaTar PiyaZza Ya RaFeeKa Ya aTeeKa Koi sMs Nahi kiTa,

Art is a step from what obvious

Art is a step from what is obvious and well-known toward what is arcane and concealed. Kahlil Gibran

There have been many definitions of beauty

There have been many definitions of beauty in art. What is it? Beauty is what the untrained eyes consider abominable.

What is breakup

What is BREAKUP … ? . . . …. . . . Breakup Is Like The Worst Nightmare After Having The Best Dream …

Kya chaal hai tumhaari jaise chalti koi

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat

5 important pencil lessons a maker

5 Important Pencil Lessons A Pencil Maker taught the Pencils 5 Important Lessons. 1st: Everything you do will always Leave a Mark. 2nd: You

What is dua d dil say nikli

WHAT IS DUA? ‘D’ DIL SAY NIKLI HUI AWAZ JO AP KO DIN BHAR SACHI KHUSHI DEY, ‘U’ UDASI, ALLAH KE NAAM SAY DUR

What is love in math a problem

What is love? In math, a problem…….. In history, a battle…….. In science, it’s a reaction……. In art, it’s a heart. But to me?

What is a kiss in view

What is a kiss? In view of… Geometry: ‘kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!’ Economics: ‘kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND

Someone asked me what is the best

Someone Asked Me: “What Is The Best Time To Tell Someone You Love Them . . . ?” I Answered : “Before Someone Else

A fact what is the heaviest

A Fact…! What is the Heaviest Burden of Life ? . . . . . . . . . . . . ‘An Empty

Continue to make the demands of day

Continue to make the demands of the day your immediate concern, and take occasion to test the purity of your hearts and the steadfastness

What is another painful sentence other than

What is another painful sentence other than ‘I Hate You.’ . . . ……. . . . . . . . . KITNE MARKS

In a relationship it is not important

in a relationship, it is not important that both partners think the same…what is important is that they both think together.

When u smilemy eyes smile sometimes

WHEN U SMILE,MY EYES SMILE SOMETIMES I WONDER WHAT IS THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN US??? MAY BE ITS JUST THAT…. WHEN U SMILE,MY EYES SMILE

U know what is ishqi tell uits

U know what is ISHQ?I Tell U.its PEPSI.P=pyaar E=Ehsaas P=Pagalpan S=Sabar I= Imtihaan.ab ISHQ Sirf Rs.10/- main.Enjoy ISHQ.O ye!Babli.

Veena malik apni book nmbr 302 mein

Veena Malik apni book nmbr 302 mein likhti ha, WhAT is SEX? Sex is like PEPSI Ye dil mangay aur Sex is like IODEX

What is love ans miss

What is Love ? Ans Love is miss understanding betweeb two fools

Teacher what is half of 8

Teacher: What is half of 8? Student: Depend krta hai mam agar horizontaly aadha kro to ‘O’ aur vertically kro to ‘3’. 😀 Think

3 feelings what is the diference bw

3 FEELINGS what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant & panic

Everyone has talent what is rare the

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. Erica Jong

In attempt to improve your character

‘IN ATTEMPT TO IMPROVE YOUR CHARACTER , KNOW WHAT IS YOUR POWER AND WHAT IS BEYOND IT’

what is love or pyar kia

-What is love- Or Pyar Kia Hai? English Ne Kaha: (love is life) Urdu Ne Kaha: (Mohbat Zndgi Hai) Maths Ne Kaha: (Gham+Khushi=Mohabat) Islamiat

Q what is the thinnest book in

Q: What is the thinnest book in the world? A: What Men Know About Women.

Ek larkay se kisi larki ne pucha

Ek Larkay se kisi Larki Ne Pucha ap mujny LOVE kay barey mian kuch batao Swal WHAT IS LOVE ? JAWAB LOVE IS MISS

What is pyaar its a group of

WHAT IS PYAAR IT’S A GROUP OF FRIENDS SITTING IN A CANTEEN WITH CUP OF TEA AND COFFEE IN HAND AND SAYING P…..YAAR WARNA

In chemistry class teacher ask 2 a

In chemistry class teacher ask 2 a Girl. what is nitrate? Girl(sharma k) sir,night rate Rs1500/ hotel k bhi aap pay karo gay

What is the difference bw new marriage

What Is the Difference B/w New Marriage And Old Marriage? . .New Marige Mei Log LIPS Mila k Or . . Old Marriage Me

What is the difference between blood and

What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed.

An 0utstanding answer by a child when

An 0utstanding Answer By A Child When Asked, ‘What is DREAM..?’ He Replied: ‘Where There Is No Price Tags 0n The Toys Which I

Womens day wishes to a friend what

womens day wishes to a friend What is Real but Invisible? -ur Care what is true but unfair? -ur Absence What is sweet but

What is love its not a

What is LOVE..??? Its not a thing will not come first site… Because.. Love is a moment of truth… Happy Valentines day…

What is the true meaning of study

What is the true meaning of ‘Study’?? . . . . . . S. Sleeping T. Talking U. Unlimited sms D. Dreaming Y. Yaani

True love hears what is not spoken

True Love Hears What Is Not Spoken, And Understands What Is Not Explained, For Love Doesn’t Work In The Mouth, Nor The Mind, But

Sardar what is the cost of hair

Sardar: What Is The Cost Of Hair Cut? Barber: Rs 20 Sardar: Then What Is The Cost Of Shaving? Barber: Rs 10 Sardar: Oh!

What is my point asmile blook

What is my +point? A)smile B)look C)dress D)language E)voice F)eyes G)silence H)nature I)style Send 2 all ur friends nd C the result. But 1’st

Shadi k 2nd din wife janu nashta

Shadi k 2nd din wife: Janu Nashta karna hy? Husband: Sex hi hmara Nashta hy ye kehte hi Sex start Wife: Duphar ko, Lunch

What is the name of first woman

What is the name of the first woman in a muslim country to be elected prime-minister? Ghulam Ishaq Khan Dayanidhi Maran Benazir Bhutto Cilla

Courage is to stand up speak

Courage is to stand up & speak what is right & what is wrong.BUT IT IS also COURAGE to sit down & listen diverse

Few relation in the earth never

Few relation in the earth never die. Want to know What is it…..? Read again. F : (few ) R : (relation) I :

A friend is one to whom can

A friend is one to whom one can pour out all the contents of one’s heart, chaff and grain together, knowing that the gentlest

Pappu dad what is an idiot santa

Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot? Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long

The journey of life is travelledonly

The journey Of, ‘LIFE’ is TravelledOnly Once.! So, Make TAUBA ForPast, SHUKAR For Present, & DUA For TheFuture, Because ‘DUA’ is The Only Element

Question what is a girlfriend answer

Question: What is a Girlfriend.? Answer: Jo har Baat pe tok tok kr Tumhari har aadat Badal De or 2 saal Baad kahay k

What is da true meaning of study

What is da true meaning of ‘Study’ ??? S. Sleeping T. Talking U. Unlimited sms D. Dreaming Y. Yawning… So study hard ok !!!!

what is more painful when a

~ What Is More PainFul…? ~ When A Person Whom You Trust, Hurts You…?? Or…. The Person Whom You Hurt, Still Trusts You……???? T

Family do you know what family

FAMILY Do you know what family is? Do you really understand what is behind the word family? It gives me a shock when I

What is sms rastahaidilki bat batane

What is ‘SMS’? ‘RASTA’hai’DIL’ki bat batane ka. ‘ZARIYA’hai apni ‘YAD’dilane ka. ‘SATHI’hai ‘GHAM’ko bulane ka. OR ‘TAREKA’hai ‘DOSTI’nibhane ka.

Dont be discouraged by a failure it

Don’t be discouraged by a failure. It can be a positive experience. Failure is, in a sense, the highway to success, inasmuch as every

always fall in with what youre

? ‘Always fall in with what you’re asked to accept. Take what is given, ? and make it over your way, ? My aim

U know what is friendship khud

U know what is friendship? Khud ko zor se thappar lagao, dard mujhe hoga.. Yaqeen nahi hota na Tu Try-kar lo.

What is care care the

What is care???? . . . . . . . . . . . care is the name of honey lotion … 😀 dn’t

What is d most peaceful romantic moment

What is d Most Peaceful Romantic Moment ..?. . . . . . . . . . . .. . . Its when ur

I wish my eyes could speak

I wish my eyes could speak, what my heart feels for you Because… My lips can lie what is true. My eyes couldn’t because

Do you know what is the meaning

Do you know what is the meaning of EID ? Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words E = Embrace with open heart

What is invisible romance chris gayle

What is Invisible Romance? Chris Gayle giving a black rose to Serena Williams on a moonless night wearing black dresses in a coalmine without

A kid calls the help desk to

A Kid Calls The Help Desk To Complain About Computer Problem. Kid: When I Type Computer Password, It Just Shows Star Star Star Star.