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To see what is right and not

To see what is right and not to do it, is want of courage. Confucius

Sardarji was asked what is a

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

A teacher asked what is forgiveness cute

A teacher asked what is forgiveness..? A cute little girl gave this lovely reply: “It is the wonderful smell that a flower gives when

Ek larkay se kisi larki ne pucha

Ek Larkay se kisi Larki Ne Pucha ap mujny LOVE kay barey mian kuch batao Swal WHAT IS LOVE ? JAWAB LOVE IS MISS

Teacher what is half of 8

Teacher: What is half of 8? Student: Depend krta hai mam agar horizontaly aadha kro to ‘O’ aur vertically kro to ‘3’. 😀 Think

What is pyaar its a group of

WHAT IS PYAAR IT’S A GROUP OF FRIENDS SITTING IN A CANTEEN WITH CUP OF TEA AND COFFEE IN HAND AND SAYING P…..YAAR WARNA

In a relationship it is not important

in a relationship, it is not important that both partners think the same…what is important is that they both think together.

Which animal most resembles your personality

Which animal most resembles your personality? What is the one quality or feature you would like to change about yourself?

What is a kiss in view

What is a kiss? In view of… Geometry: ‘kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!’ Economics: ‘kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND

In chemistry class teacher ask 2 a

In chemistry class teacher ask 2 a Girl. what is nitrate? Girl(sharma k) sir,night rate Rs1500/ hotel k bhi aap pay karo gay

Art is a step from what obvious

Art is a step from what is obvious and well-known toward what is arcane and concealed. Kahlil Gibran

In chemistry class the teacher asked a

In chemistry class, the teacher asked a girl, What is ‘Nitrate’ The girl replied Rs 2500 hotel room bill this is my night rate!!

What is the difference bw new marriage

What Is the Difference B/w New Marriage And Old Marriage? . .New Marige Mei Log LIPS Mila k Or . . Old Marriage Me

What is the difference between blood and

What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed.

J21 ksi ka dil torakiun j22

J21: Ksi ka dil tora?kiun J22: Kisi se pyar kia? Name btao J23:Kbi chori ki? Kyun? kab? J24:Muj pai kbi gusa aya? Q? J25:

What is love in math a problem

What is love? In math, a problem…….. In history, a battle…….. In science, it’s a reaction……. In art, it’s a heart. But to me?

An 0utstanding answer by a child when

An 0utstanding Answer By A Child When Asked, ‘What is DREAM..?’ He Replied: ‘Where There Is No Price Tags 0n The Toys Which I

Womens day wishes to a friend what

womens day wishes to a friend What is Real but Invisible? -ur Care what is true but unfair? -ur Absence What is sweet but

What is common between allama iqbal gandhi

What is common between allama iqbal, gandhi and qaid-e-azam? Pathan replied All r born on govt holidays:-) *Geo PATHAN Geo*:-)

What is love its not a

What is LOVE..??? Its not a thing will not come first site… Because.. Love is a moment of truth… Happy Valentines day…

What is the true meaning of study

What is the true meaning of ‘Study’?? . . . . . . S. Sleeping T. Talking U. Unlimited sms D. Dreaming Y. Yaani

True love hears what is not spoken

True Love Hears What Is Not Spoken, And Understands What Is Not Explained, For Love Doesn’t Work In The Mouth, Nor The Mind, But

Sardar what is the cost of hair

Sardar: What Is The Cost Of Hair Cut? Barber: Rs 20 Sardar: Then What Is The Cost Of Shaving? Barber: Rs 10 Sardar: Oh!

What is my point asmile blook

What is my +point? A)smile B)look C)dress D)language E)voice F)eyes G)silence H)nature I)style Send 2 all ur friends nd C the result. But 1’st

Ab farazz arabic or english me shair

Ab FaRaZz Arabic Or EngLish Me Shair Arz KarTe Hain ‘Haaza Ya Faraaza AaLu MaTar PiyaZza Ya RaFeeKa Ya aTeeKa Koi sMs Nahi kiTa,

Shadi k 2nd din wife janu nashta

Shadi k 2nd din wife: Janu Nashta karna hy? Husband: Sex hi hmara Nashta hy ye kehte hi Sex start Wife: Duphar ko, Lunch

What is the name of first woman

What is the name of the first woman in a muslim country to be elected prime-minister? Ghulam Ishaq Khan Dayanidhi Maran Benazir Bhutto Cilla

Courage is to stand up speak

Courage is to stand up & speak what is right & what is wrong.BUT IT IS also COURAGE to sit down & listen diverse

I dont know anything about luck ive

I don’t know anything about luck. I’ve never banked on it, and I’m afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else;

Engineering question some text missing what

Engineering Question, *Some Text Missing* What Is Missing? Explain With Valid Reasons (10 Marks) 😀

Few relation in the earth never

Few relation in the earth never die. Want to know What is it…..? Read again. F : (few ) R : (relation) I :

A friend is one to whom can

A friend is one to whom one can pour out all the contents of one’s heart, chaff and grain together, knowing that the gentlest

Teacher there is a frog ship sinking

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then, what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher: How do you

Pappu dad what is an idiot santa

Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot? Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long

The journey of life is travelledonly

The journey Of, ‘LIFE’ is TravelledOnly Once.! So, Make TAUBA ForPast, SHUKAR For Present, & DUA For TheFuture, Because ‘DUA’ is The Only Element

What is another painful sentence other than

What is another painful sentence other than ‘I Hate You.’ . . . ……. . . . . . . . . KITNE MARKS

Veena malik apni book nmbr 302 mein

Veena Malik apni book nmbr 302 mein likhti ha, WhAT is SEX? Sex is like PEPSI Ye dil mangay aur Sex is like IODEX

Question what is a girlfriend answer

Question: What is a Girlfriend.? Answer: Jo har Baat pe tok tok kr Tumhari har aadat Badal De or 2 saal Baad kahay k

What is da true meaning of study

What is da true meaning of ‘Study’ ??? S. Sleeping T. Talking U. Unlimited sms D. Dreaming Y. Yawning… So study hard ok !!!!

Everyone has talent what is rare the

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. Erica Jong

what is more painful when a

~ What Is More PainFul…? ~ When A Person Whom You Trust, Hurts You…?? Or…. The Person Whom You Hurt, Still Trusts You……???? T

Family do you know what family

FAMILY Do you know what family is? Do you really understand what is behind the word family? It gives me a shock when I

What is sms rastahaidilki bat batane

What is ‘SMS’? ‘RASTA’hai’DIL’ki bat batane ka. ‘ZARIYA’hai apni ‘YAD’dilane ka. ‘SATHI’hai ‘GHAM’ko bulane ka. OR ‘TAREKA’hai ‘DOSTI’nibhane ka.

What is easy and what difficult easy

What is easy and what is difficult? Easy is to judge others mistakes and difficult is to recognize our own mistakes

Dont be discouraged by a failure it

Don’t be discouraged by a failure. It can be a positive experience. Failure is, in a sense, the highway to success, inasmuch as every

To hear what is unspoken to see

To hear what is unspoken, to see what is invisible, to feel without without even touching… is the miracle called ‘friendship’

What is easy and what difficult easy

What is easy and what is difficult? Easy is to judge others mistakes and difficult is to recognize our own mistakes.

What is true love when wife pulls

What Is True LOve? When Wife Pulls Her Husband (Who’s Fully Drunk) To Bed.. Tries Removing His Shirt & Husband Replies: ‘Lady Leave Me

always fall in with what youre

? ‘Always fall in with what you’re asked to accept. Take what is given, ? and make it over your way, ? My aim

What is dua d dil say nikli

WHAT IS DUA? ‘D’ DIL SAY NIKLI HUI AWAZ JO AP KO DIN BHAR SACHI KHUSHI DEY, ‘U’ UDASI, ALLAH KE NAAM SAY DUR

the journey of life is travelled

*’* The Journey Of LIFE Is Travelled Only Once…! So, Make TAUBA For Past, SHUKAR For Present, & DUA For The Future Because DUA

What is the colour of frequency

What is the colour of frequency? Ans: Purple How? Frequency=1/time That means 1/sec Now 1sec = Ek Pal So 1/Pal= Per Pal Per Pal=

U know what is friendship khud

U know what is friendship? Khud ko zor se thappar lagao, dard mujhe hoga.. Yaqeen nahi hota na Tu Try-kar lo.

What is care care the

What is care???? . . . . . . . . . . . care is the name of honey lotion … 😀 dn’t

What is d most peaceful romantic moment

What is d Most Peaceful Romantic Moment ..?. . . . . . . . . . . .. . . Its when ur

I dont know what is life without

I don’t know what is life without you. I am mighty glad that God gave you to me… zESHI

World class post

World class Post !! . . . . … . . Father to his adopted son: ‘What is the height of laziness? Son: What

I wish my eyes could speak

I wish my eyes could speak, what my heart feels for you Because… My lips can lie what is true. My eyes couldn’t because

What is 143 i love u

What is 143? , I love u , No , i miss u?? , No , i like u , No , 143 means

What is even more painful sentence than

What Is even more Painful Sentence than ‘I Hate U’..? . ‘ I Finished Studying, Revision chal raha.. tu bata…’?? :-/ 😐

Sir what is difference between orange and

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? Santa Singh: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

Professor 2 studnt what is attention deficit

Professor 2 studnt: What is ‘Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder’? Student: Jimba Lomba Bomba! Prof: aby ye kya tha..? Stdnt: pehle tu bta wo kya

Do you know what is the meaning

Do you know what is the meaning of EID ? Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words E = Embrace with open heart

A fact what is the heaviest

A Fact…! What is the Heaviest Burden of Life ? . . . . . . . . . . . . ‘An Empty

What is invisible romance chris gayle

What is Invisible Romance? Chris Gayle giving a black rose to Serena Williams on a moonless night wearing black dresses in a coalmine without

It is only with the heart that

‘It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.’

What is dua d dil se

WHAT is “DUA”? “D”- DIL se nikli hui awaz jo aap ko har din sachi KHUSHI de. “U”- UDASI aap ke QAREEB se bhi

A kid calls the help desk to

A Kid Calls The Help Desk To Complain About Computer Problem. Kid: When I Type Computer Password, It Just Shows Star Star Star Star.

Ek gujjar doodh bech raha tha

Ek gujjar doodh bech raha tha. Aik angrez aaya aur poochha: What is this? Gujjar: This is doodh! Angrez: What is doodh? Gujjar: Doodh

Someone asked me what is the best

Someone Asked Me: “What Is The Best Time To Tell Someone You Love Them . . . ?” I Answered : “Before Someone Else

What is winning attitude 3 ants

WhAT is winning ATTITUDE? 3 ants saw an elephant cming. Ant 1: v vil kill hm Ant 2: v will break his legs, Ant

We must not believe only what we

We must not believe only what we like. But we must believe what is the Truth in reality.

Teacher what is maths student mental

Teacher: What is maths? Student: Mental Attack To Healthy Students!!

What is your blood group plz

What is your blood group? Plz its urgent. Reply quickly. Devil is feeling very bad because of Ramzan. Doctor says that only relatives blood

On asking what is forgiveness a

‘On asking, What is Forgiveness.? A little girl gave lovely reply. ‘It is the wonderful fruit that a tree gives when it is being

What is the most dangerous alphabet

What is the most Dangerous alphabet W Bcoz all worries start wid W Who? Why? What? When? Which? Where? War, weapon, Wine, Women Wife

Pathan in computer exam examiner what

Pathan In Computer Exam Examiner ‘What is Microsoft Excel?’ Pathan: ‘It is a new brand of Surf Excel, to clean the computer :p:-) Geo

Sumtimes in life its dificult to decide

Sumtimes in life its dificult to decide what is wrong? ‘A lie that draws a smile.’ or ‘The truth that draws a tear.’

A fact what is the heaviest

A Fact…! What is The Heaviest Burden of Life? Ans: ‘An Empty Pocket! Good morning

Ch0ose the c0rrect 0pti0n 1 vitamin

Ch0osE the c0rreCT 0pti0n 1) Vitamin c is available in: A) Egg B) Wheat C) Fish D) 0range 2) The t0tal number of planets

Sir what is the diffrence between

Sir ; what is the diffrence between orange and apple ? Sardar ; Colour of orange is orange, but colour of apple is not

what is love or pyar kia

-What is love- Or Pyar Kia Hai? English Ne Kaha: (love is life) Urdu Ne Kaha: (Mohbat Zndgi Hai) Maths Ne Kaha: (Gham+Khushi=Mohabat) Islamiat

Someone asked me what is the best

Someone Asked Me: What Is The Best Time To Tell Someone You Love Them . . . ? I Answered : Before Someone Else

What is facebook its

What Is FACEBOOK ? . . . Its A Place Where Boy Posts Joke, Gets No Response… And If Girl Posts The Same Joke,

When u get attracted to someone realize

when u get attracted to someone, u realize what is love, but, when that someone starts avoiding u, then u realize what is life.

Humans are satisfied with whatever looks good

“Humans are satisfied with whatever looks good; Heaven probes for what is good.” – Biblical Proverb

F u fallen love so thing vl

f u fallen love so u thing vl be changed.and u dont have any idea about that which is rite and and what is

Only two persons in this earthll b

Only Two Persons In This Earth’ll B Extremely Happy. One Who Gets Everything In Love…. & The One Who Does Not Know What Is

I was not born experienced but

I was not born experienced But The hard realities, Deceiving natures, Broken promises, Double faces, Attractive words, Melting emotions, Harsh truths, Bitter behaviours, Loving

Once santa farted in english class

Once Santa Farted In English Class : . . . Teacher: ‘What is This’? …. Santa: ‘This is My Back Ground Music.. =P =D

Al quran yoon kaho ki hum

AL QUR’AN:- Yoon kaho ki, “hum iman laye ALLAH pr aur us par jho hamari taraf utara aur jho utara IBRAHIM aur ISMAIL aur

What is a difference between kiss car

What? is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear,? A car is too dear and A

What is black when you buy

what is black when you buy it and red when you use it and grey when you throw it away then me it answer

What is love love a

What is Love ? ‘Love is a relational bond through which hearts and emotions of lovers are connected ‘

Veena malik apni book mastee k page

Veena Malik Apni Book Mastee K Page Numbar 69 Men Likhti Hai, WHAT Is SEX? Sex Is Like PEPSI Ye Dil Mangay oR Sex

One day u may ask me what

One day u may ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: My life… You will walk

3 feelings what is the diference bw

3 FEELINGS what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant & panic

Whoever said in what is hegod held

Whoever said in what is He(God), held that He is limited; and whoever said on what is He held He is not on something

What is sweet but not honey precious

What is sweet but not Honey, Precious but not Money, Bright but not Sunshine, Impr! oves with time but not Wine??? Its….OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!

What is sweet but not honey precious

What is sweet but not Honey, Precious but not Money, Bright but not Sunshine, Impr! oves with time but not Wine??? Its….OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!

Chemistry ki class mein teacher ne aik

Chemistry Ki class mein teacher ne aik larki se pocha: What is “Nitrate” ? Larki sharma k boli: Sir, Rs.1500/-

Which animal most resembles your personality what

Which animal most resembles your personality? What is the one quality or feature you would like to change about yourself?

Love is a smoke made with the

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers eyes. Being vexed, a sea nourished with

Romance is in the air chocolate hearts

Romance is in the air. Chocolate hearts, roses, and greeting cards are everywhere. If you really want to be romantic, ignore all of these

Romance is in the air chocolate hearts

Romance is in the air. Chocolate hearts, roses, and greeting cards are everywhere. If you really want to be romantic, ignore all of these

When u smilemy eyes smile sometimes

WHEN U SMILE,MY EYES SMILE SOMETIMES I WONDER WHAT IS THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN US??? MAY BE ITS JUST THAT…. WHEN U SMILE,MY EYES SMILE

Boss what is the difference between

Boss : What is the difference between an Umbrella & a Blouse? Ladki (Sharmate hue): Umbrella – Press and Open, Blouse – open &

What is a friend she looks

What is a friend? She looks out 4 u, inspires u, laughs with u, cries with u, understands u, guides u and walks with

What is the similarity between marriage

What is the similarity between Marriage & 11:59 pm ? ? ? ? Answer: Dono k baad, Din badal jatay hain…%-):-D

Sab users se mera sawal hai k

SAB USERS SE MERA SAWAL HAI K WHAT IS LOVE MUJY REPLY ZAROR KRNA ON MY NUMBER THANK YOU

U know what is the largest word

U know what is the largest word in english language. ‘SmileS’ bcoz there is mile between two ‘S’. (S mile S). So spread smiles

Do you know what is differance between

Do you know what is differance between your smile and my smile? You smile when you are happy, and, I smile, when I see,you

What is 143 iveu

What is 1+4+3 ? I+£øve+U Ñø I+£ike+U Ñø I+Miss+U Ñø I+Kiss+U Ñø 1+4+3 Means 1+4+3 = 8 MÅTHS pe Dehaan dø, RØMÅÑCÉ pe nhi..?

What is 143 iveu

What is 1+4+3 ? I+£øve+U Ñø I+£ike+U Ñø I+Miss+U Ñø I+Kiss+U Ñø 1+4+3 Means 1+4+3 = 8 MÅTHS pe Dehaan dø, RØMÅÑCÉ pe nhi..?

Wife what is so interesting in me

Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

I think u guss it one

I THINK U GUSS IT …. One house ….which is out sid the paint of green clr nd inside the painted red colour nd

Every1 in ur life hurts u

Every1 in ur life hurts u,, Sooner or later,, Now u have to decide,, That what is more important,, The ‘PAIN’ or the ‘PERSON’..!

Q what is your mothers dailogue when

Q: What is your mother’s dailogue when u r using ur cell fone too much!? Its an interestng game! Snd it to ur frendz

What is breakup

What is BREAKUP … ? . . . …. . . . Breakup Is Like The Worst Nightmare After Having The Best Dream …

Professor to student what is attention deficite

Professor to student: What is attention deficite hypractive disorder? Student: Jmblakdi bamba. Professor: Sorry i didnt understand anything you said. Student: Same here sir.

Father to his adopted son son what

FATHER TO HIS ADOPTED SON,, SON WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS, SON.; WHAT MORE THAN ‘ADOPTING A CHILD,’ 🙂

What is love in math a problem

What is love? In math, a problem…….. In history, a battle…….. In science, it’s a reaction……. In art, it’s a heart. But to me?

What is love in math a problem

What is love? In math, a problem…….. In history, a battle…….. In science, it’s a reaction……. In art, it’s a heart. But to me?

A 5 year old girl asked

A 5 Year Old Girl Asked…. The Boy Who Sits Next To Her ‘WHAT IS LOVE’ … He Replied …. …’ Love Is When

Do you know what is the meaning

Do you know what is the meaning of EID ? Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words E – Embrace with open heart

teacher what is the opposite of laugh

¤: Teacher-what is the opposite of laugh? Student-sex ¤:Teacher:how? ¤: Student: laugh is ha ha ha and sex is ah ah ah…

There have been many definitions of beauty

There have been many definitions of beauty in art. What is it? Beauty is what the untrained eyes consider abominable.

What is trust trust a feeling

What is trust ?? Trust is a feeling that a one year child has , when you throw him in air and catch again

Do you know what is differance between

Do you know what is differance between your smile and my smile? You smile when you are happy, and, I smile, when I see,you

What is love jub maa matha

what is love ? jub maa matha choom k kehti hai ‘jity raho beta’. jub baap har us waqt intezar krta hai jub jub

What is the height of mixed emotion

What is the height of Mixed Emotion? Ur Mother-In-Law Falls from 7th Floor on your brand new Mercedes & you dont know whether to

What is mentioned above cos im really

what is mentioned above. cos im really not having the patriotic feelings i used to have till even last year, due to so much

Teacher to student zuhaib what

Teacher to student: . Zuhaib what is the most popular answer to the teachers questions? . Zuhaib: I dont know maam. . Teacher: Correct!