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As time goes on the taste of

As time goes on, The taste of relations increases. Either it becomes more Sweet or More Salty & That depends only on what we

What is true love when wife pulls

What Is True LOve? When Wife Pulls Her Husband (Who’s Fully Drunk) To Bed.. Tries Removing His Shirt & Husband Replies: ‘Lady Leave Me

What is means of islam

What is means of ISLAM ? I = I S= SHALL L= LOVES A= ALWAYS M= MUHAMMAD

People are so worried about what they

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat

To fail is a natural consequence of

To fail is a natural consequence of trying, To succeed takes time and prolonged effort in the face of unfriendly odds. To think it

I want to open the lock of

I WANT TO OPEN THE LOCK OF MY HEART—-BUT THE KEY IS WITH YOU—–NOW WHAT SHOULD I DO—SHOULD I COME BACK TO YOU???

Happy happydo u know what is

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPYDO u KNOW what is the meaning of HAPPY…H,HumA,Aap koP,PalP,PalY,Yaad krtey hain,

Q if some 1 falls in love

Q: If some 1 falls in love with me what will b the reason according 2 u ?? Send this msg 2 all of

One simple tip to stay happy never

One simple tip to stay happy… Never think about the third person and never thinks what the third person thinks about you.

These feelings are like no other that

These feelings are like no other that I have had. These feelings are more like something I’ve dreamed. I have never had these feelings

Do you know what is the meaning

Do you know what is the meaning of EID ? Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words E – Embrace with open heart

A 5 year old girl asked

A 5 Year Old Girl Asked…. The Boy Who Sits Next To Her ‘WHAT IS LOVE’ … He Replied …. …’ Love Is When

What i need to live has been

What I Need To Live Has Been Given To Me By The Earth … Why I Need To Live Has Been Given To Me

App kia kar rahia ha this time

app kia kar rahia ha this time ma. app ko kal sa message send kar rahia ho lakin app na koi respones nai dhaia.

Beww bewwww beww beww what that

Beww BEWWWW beWW BEwW (WHAT)??? That Is The Sound Of Ambulance Coming To Pick Me Up…. Because, When I Saw You My Heart Stopped.

All the love that history knows is

All the love that history knows, is said to be in every rose. Yet all that could be found in two, is less than

Never be proudnor depressed for what you

never be proud,,nor be depressed for what you are and The position you hold in society,, BCOZ when the game of chees iz over,

A little lamp can do what the

A little lamp can do what the big sun cannot do, it gives light at night, no one is superior by size, but by

Individual commitment to a group effort that

Individual commitment to a group effort, that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. Vince Lombardi

When u face choices just toss a

When U Face Choices… Just toss a coin.. not just because it settles the question, but while the coin is in d air, u

It lies not in our power to

It lies not in our power to love or hate, For will in us is overruled by fate. When two are stripped, long ere

What is common between allama iqbal gandhi

What is common between allama iqbal, gandhi and qaid-e-azam? Pathan replied All r born on govt holidays:-) *Geo PATHAN Geo*:-)

A question for u dunia mein kiya

A Question For U: Dunia Mein Kiya Ziyada Mushkil Hai? ‘Kisi Ka Ho Jana’ Ya ‘Kisi Ko Apna Bana Lena’ What U Say? Reply

We are what we repeatedly do excellence

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.

What do a rat say to cat

What do a ‘Rat say’ to a ‘Cat’ on Valentines Day? . . . Think ? ? Billo Rani Kaho to abhi jaande doon.

What is the meaning of pyar p

What is the meaning of ‘PYAR’ P = Pagal ho jana Y = yadon main kho jana A = Ansouon main beh jana R

Doctor mrs taniya good news for you

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you! Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya! Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya…Bad news

Ab farazz arabic or english me shair

Ab FaRaZz Arabic Or EngLish Me Shair Arz KarTe Hain ‘Haaza Ya Faraaza AaLu MaTar PiyaZza Ya RaFeeKa Ya aTeeKa Koi sMs Nahi kiTa,

What kisses mean kiss on handi adore

What kisses mean! KISS ON HAND=i adore u, KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends, KISS ON NECK=i want u, KISS ON LIPS=i love u, KISS

Trust your heart dont be afraid to

Trust your heart don’t be afraid to reach out to something new.Go ahead get yor hopes up even if things turns out differently than

You have only two options in life

You have only two options in life. 1. ACCEPT 2. CHANGE Try to accept what you cant change. And Try to Change what you

Looking back on the months gone by

Looking back on the months gone by As a new year starts and an old one ends We contemplate what brought us joy And

What is mentioned above cos im really

what is mentioned above. cos im really not having the patriotic feelings i used to have till even last year, due to so much

Sometimes what you want is not always

Sometimes what you want is not always what you get, but in the end what you get is so much better than what you

We cannot be together but well

We cannot be together, But we’ll never be apart, For no matter what life brings us, You’re always in my heart.

As i grow older pay less attention

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. Andrew Carnegie (1835-1919)

Special rose good morning hav a nise

Special~~~ ROSE~~~ GooD~~~ MoRNiNG~~~ Hav~~~ A NiSE~~~ Day~~~ Happy Rose Day to you and your love. What you feel on Rose Day 2010, i

You were not born a winner and

You were not born a winner, and you were not born a loser. You are what you make yourself be. Lou Holtz

Ever notice that what the hell is

Ever notice that what the hell is always the right decision? Anonymous

Reply is must copy cat day tell me

Reply is must:” Copy-Cat day” Tell me one thing that u want, To copy from me in your lifestyle. Try sending it to others

Q what does pipe pipe por por

Q: What does ‘pipe pipe por por pipe por pipe por’ mean? . . Ans: A Pathan Giving you His Phone Number ’55 44

I just love when morning gets here

I just love when morning gets here I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms

Trust your heart dont be afraid to

Trust your heart don’t be afraid to reach out to something new.Go ahead get yor hopes up even if things turns out differently than

What the heart gives away is never

What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn. Love you from the core

Art is a step from what obvious

Art is a step from what is obvious and well-known toward what is arcane and concealed. Kahlil Gibran

Boy my ex girlfriends status on facebook says

Boy: My Ex-Girlfriend’s Status On Facebook Says: ‘Standing On The Edge of A Bridge…’ Friend: So What Did You Comment? Boy: Nothing, I Just

I cannot say whether things will get

I cannot say whether things will get better if we change; what I can say is they must change if they are to get

When a girl send a smile in

When A Girl Send a Smile in Chat Box Than What Does It Means ?? . . .. . End of Conversion… Chall Beta

Life is a paradoxwhat ever you want

life is a paradox,what ever you want you don’t get.whatever you get.you don’t enjoy .whatever you enjoy is not permenantan and whatever is permenant

The eyes say i luv u dear

The Eyes Say, I Luv U Dear, The Lips Move,no words appear, If Ur luv Is True,Sincere & Real,what the Lips Hide, the Eyes

A prominent judge was asked what we

A prominent judge was asked what we, as citizens of the countries of the world, could do to reduce crime and disobedience to law

Banta is crying loudly bantas brother asks

Banta is crying loudly. Banta`s brother asks: Why are you crying? Banta: My mother died. Banta`s Brother: What a co-incidence! My mother died too!

There have been many definitions of beauty

There have been many definitions of beauty in art. What is it? Beauty is what the untrained eyes consider abominable.

What i need to live has been

What i need to live has been given to me by the earth.. Why i need to live has been given to me by

Christmas is a time when everybody wants

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking

To hear what is unspoken to see

To hear what is unspoken, to see what is invisible, to feel without without even touching… is the miracle called ‘friendship’

Like birds let us leave behind what

Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry… GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS. Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY

For to fear death my friends is

For to fear death, my friends, is only to think ourselves wise without really being wise, for it is to think that we know

Happy valentines day from me to you

Happy Valentines Day from me to you. So glad i sent a card to you. You know how I feel you know what i

Its not hard to make decisions when

It’s not hard to make decisions when you know what your values are. Anonymous

What is sweet but not honey precious

What is sweet but not Honey, Precious but not Money, Bright but not Sunshine, Impr! oves with time but not Wine??? Its….OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!

What to do when a girl is

What To Do When A Girl Is Not Responding To You On Facebook . , . … . . ????? . . Think Hard

Sardarji was asked what is a

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

What is breakup

What is BREAKUP … ? . . . …. . . . Breakup Is Like The Worst Nightmare After Having The Best Dream …

Boyi wanna do usa girlwe can go

Boy:I wanna do USA! Girl:We Can go to USA But what do u mean By Doing USA?????????? Boy:Under Skirt Adventure

I was a smoker once readsmoking is

I Was a Smoker !!!Once I Read..‘Smoking Is Injurious 2Health’I QUIT Smoking. I Used 2Drink WINE..I Read..‘WINE is Bad For Health’I Left Drinking. I

They imagine what their future could be

They imagine what their future could be All successful people men and women are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal

May your days be many and troubles

May your days be many and your troubles be few. May all God’s blessings descend upon you. May peace be within you may your

What greater thing is there for two

What greater thing is there for two human souls than to feel that they are joined… to strengthen each other… to be at one

Patience is of two kinds patience over

Patience is of two kinds: patience over what pains you, and patience against what you covet. (Sayyaduna Maula ALI)

Kya chaal hai tumhaari jaise chalti koi

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat

4 chambers in heart 1 for god

4 Chambers in Heart 1 for GOD 1 for Mom 1 for Papa 1 for Love What about frnds? SORRY No place for Frnds

The greatest pleasure in life is doing

“The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.” Walter Bagehot

What is big in ladies small girls

What is ‘big’ in Ladies, ‘small’ in girls and ‘not’ there in babies? ? ? ? ? The Letter ‘L’ what u thinking..?? dirty

Like birds lets leave behind what we

Like birds, let’s leave behind what we don’t need to carry…Grudges, sadness, pain, fear and regrets! Fly light… Life is beautiful! Happy New Year

Ek angrez ne pathan se pucha whats

EK Angrez Ne Pathan Se Pucha: Whats Ur Name? Pathan: My Name is Respect Flower Angrez: What? Pathan: hahaha Tmko to Angrezy b Nhe

5 important pencil lessons a maker

5 Important Pencil Lessons A Pencil Maker taught the Pencils 5 Important Lessons. 1st: Everything you do will always Leave a Mark. 2nd: You

What is dua d dil say nikli

WHAT IS DUA? ‘D’ DIL SAY NIKLI HUI AWAZ JO AP KO DIN BHAR SACHI KHUSHI DEY, ‘U’ UDASI, ALLAH KE NAAM SAY DUR

Appreciate life itself even if its not

Appreciate life itself even if it’s not a bed of roses. Contentment is not fulfillment of what u wish 4 but appreciation of what

What is love in math a problem

What is love? In math, a problem…….. In history, a battle…….. In science, it’s a reaction……. In art, it’s a heart. But to me?

What is a kiss in view

What is a kiss? In view of… Geometry: ‘kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!’ Economics: ‘kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND

A touching love storya boy n gal

A TOUCHING love Story a boy n Gal Luv each other..One day They were Talking..Boy Touched Girl’s hand n girl Touched boy’s Hand.. What

Sardar sitting on the top of

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying…. When a person asked what he was doing…. He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies

1 advice me something2 send 3 sms3

1: Advice me something2: Send me 3 sms3: Tell your bad habbit4: Tell me my 3 qualities5: Tell me my 3 negative points6: Tell

Someone asked me what is the best

Someone Asked Me: “What Is The Best Time To Tell Someone You Love Them . . . ?” I Answered : “Before Someone Else

It makes me so happy happy this

It makes me so happy It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a good morning sms right back

Ch0ose the c0rrect 0pti0n 1 vitamin

Ch0osE the c0rreCT 0pti0n 1) Vitamin c is available in: A) Egg B) Wheat C) Fish D) 0range 2) The t0tal number of planets

What i dream of is an art

What I dream of is an art of balance, of purity and serenity devoid of troubling or depressing subject matter…a soothing, calming influence on

I miss u iits just been days

I miss u. I=Its just been days since you left M=Months and ages it feels I=It isnt easy you know S=Smiles and laughs that

Tonight i ask the stars above how

Tonight I ask the stars above, How I’ll ever win ur Hug Day, What do I do,What do I say, 2 turn ur angel

Quote there is no fear in l0ve

Quote: There is no fear in l0vE, If the l0vE is real & perfect it 0vershad0ws all fears & c0ncern. =l0vE is n0t what

Judge of your natural character by what

Judge of your natural character by what you do in your dreams. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Shararti questi0n agar next life hoti

Shararti Questi0n Agar Next life hoti to? I am Ur______, (Baby, Wife, husband, Son, Lover, Enemy, friend, sister, brothr, czn, bhabi) what u want

Someday in his time whatever you ask

Someday in HIS time, whatever you ask for will come true. It may not be in the exact package u wanted, but it will

Newtons wife to newton how m

Newton’s wife to Newton: ‘ How m i looking ? ‘ Newton: ‘tan c/sin c’ Wife: what ? Newton: ‘tan c / sin c

If my t0mor0w never c0mes im s0rry

If My T0mOr0w Never C0mes, Im S0rry, F0r Al The Mean Things I Might Have Said.. Im S0rry, F0r Al The Things I Did

I hope youre feeling better miss

I hope you’re feeling better, I miss you every day. I’m always thinking of you, So this is what I say, Get Well Soon!

All the love that history knows

All The Love That History Knows, Is Said To Be In Every Rose. Yet All That Could Be Found In Two, Is Less Than

A fact what is the heaviest

A Fact…! What is the Heaviest Burden of Life ? . . . . . . . . . . . . ‘An Empty

Husband returning late form work

Husband : ( Returning late form work ) ?Good evening Dear, I?m now logged in.? Wife : Have you brought the ring ? Husband

Boydo you have a pen girl

BOY:Do you have a PEN? Girl: Yeah BOY: Oh.. Its Out Of Ink ! Girl: What? …You?re Kidding, It Works! Boy: It Doesn?t Work!

Like birds let us leave behind what

Like birds, let us, leave behind what we dont need to carry, GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS. Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY

When an angel came to me he

When an angel came to me, he asked: ‘What is your wish for tonight?’ I said ‘Please take care of the person who’s reading

I never thought that you would ever

I Never Thought That You Would Ever Do That Everything We Had Is Gone Said You Loved Me Said Never Leave Me Maybe You

A man to his friend my wife

A Man To His Friend: My Wife Died Yesterday.!! I m Trying To Cry But Tears are Not Coming Out 🙂 What To Do?

What a nice feeling to b in

What a Nice Feeling to b in Love with Allah. No Pain, No Tension, No Disappointment, Just Blessings and Joy. Do it with all

Height of sharp mind intrviewr said

HEIGHT OF SHARP MIND Intrviewr Said: I Shall Either Ask U 10 Easy Questn Or One Difficult Questn. Think Well Before U Make Up

What is easy and what difficult easy

What is easy and what is difficult? Easy is to judge others mistakes and difficult is to recognize our own mistakes.

If i die and its only you

‘If i die and its only you who can bring me back, To this earth from god,but you have to give, Three reasons why

Continue to make the demands of day

Continue to make the demands of the day your immediate concern, and take occasion to test the purity of your hearts and the steadfastness

Consult not your fears but hopes and

Consult not your fears but your hopes and your dreams. Think not about your frustrations, but about your unfulfilled potential. Concern yourself not with

What a nice feeling to be

What A Nice Feeling To Be In ‘LOVE’ With ‘ALLAH’ No Pain, No Disappointment And No Worries. Just Blessings, Blessings And Blessings.

Take heed you do not find what

Take heed: you do not find what you do not seek. English Proverb

You cannot control what happens to you

You cannot control what happens to you, but you can control your attitude toward what happens to you, and in that, you will be

When people talk behind ur backwhat does

When people talk behind ur back,what does it mean?Simple! It means that u r a few steps ahead of them So keep moving ahead

A man dies in heaven he sees

A man dies. In heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks. He asks angel, ‘What r these for?’ Angel answers, ‘These r

Can i have your picture so santa

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.

What kind of work does a weak

What kind of work does a weak cat do? A : Light mouse work

What i need to live has been

What i need to live has been given to me by the earth … Why i need to live has been given to me

What i need to live has been

What i need to live has been given to me by the earth … Why i need to live has been given to me

As i go through all kinds of

As I go through all kinds of feelings and experiences in my journey through life — delight, surprise, chagrin, dismay — I hold this

A man saw little poor boy looking

A MAn Saw A little Poor BOY LOOKING At His Expensive Car. . . . He TooK he boy 4 A drive, Boy: Your

When he did frown o had she

When he did frown, O had she then gave over, Such nectar from his lips she had not sucked. Foul words and frowns must

I said sometimes fail he ill see

I said ‘Sometimes I fail’ HE said ‘I’ll see you through’ I said ‘But what if I fall?’ HE said ‘I’ll carry you’ I

Boy i like the soft thing behind

Boy: I like the soft thing behind your braiz. Girl: what? Boy: your heart. Girl: I love the big thing between your two legs.

So true and beautiful no matter

So true and beautiful… No matter what name we have in this world, at the end we all will be called ‘MAYYAT’ Whatever luxurious

A light happy heart bright day

A light, happy heart, A bright, happy day That’s what you’re wished With much love today! Happy Wedding Anniversary

Faqeer 2 a lady sitting on bench

Faqeer 2 A Lady Sitting On A Bench In A PARK “Hi Darling! So U R In The Mood To Have Some Fun..” Lady:

What is another painful sentence other than

What is another painful sentence other than ‘I Hate You.’ . . . ……. . . . . . . . . KITNE MARKS

Sea is common for all some take

Sea is common for all. Some take pearls, some take fish and some come out with just wet legs. World is common to all,

O my dear what is life

O My Dear! What is Life? Life is Love. What is Love ? Love is Kissing. What is Kissing? Come Here And I’ll Show

Meaning of birthday b e yourself

meaning of birthday B e yourself I nvite new challenges R ecall past triumphs T rust your instincts H ave faith in your abilities

The way u look into my eyes

The way u look into my eyes, it scares me, The way u say I Luv U, it scares me, The way u know