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What a happy and holy fashion it

What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow

Pappu while filling up a form dad

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.? Santa: Very long

I am made of 5 letters if

I am made of 5 letters, If U remove the first letter, It is part of our body. If U remove the second letter,

A wise man was asked what is

A Wise Man was Asked: “What is Meaning of Life..?” He said: “Life itself has No Meaning..Life is An Opportunity to Create a Meaning..”

Best football joke ever question what

BEST FOOTBALL JOKE EVER , Question-What Do You Do After Pakistan Wins The Football World Cup ? Answer. Switch Off The Playstation:-D:P

Girl what do you like in me

Girl: What Do You Like In Me? Boy: Those Who White Big Balls Having White Dots In It. Girl: Whattt?? Boy: Yes I Like

When a woman says what its

When a woman says ‘WHAT?’ Its not because she didn’t hear you… She’s just giving you a chance to change what you said.

Never be proudnor depressed for what you

never be proud,,nor be depressed for what you are and The position you hold in society,, BCOZ when the game of chees iz over,

The resurrection gives my life meaning and

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. – Robert Flatt

Ayat what shall we then turn away

AYAT: What! shall We then turn away the reminder from you altogether because you are an extravagant people? 43:5

We generate our own environment get exactly

We generate our own environment. We get exactly what we deserve. How can we resent a life we’ve created ourselves? Who’s to blame, who’s

Wife do you want dinner husband

Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no.

If u look for gud ll find

If U Look for Gud U ll find Gud If U look for Bad U ll find Bad In Life U always find What

There is no fear in love if

There is no fear in Love, if the Love is real and perfect it overshadows all fears and Concern. Love is not what you

Read slowly lifeisnowhere what did u

Read Slowly “LIFEISNOWHERE” What Did U Read! Life Is No Where Or Life Is Now Here? Just A Beautiful Line 2 Say “Life Depends

Pathan in computer exam examiner what

Pathan In Computer Exam Examiner ‘What is Microsoft Excel?’ Pathan: ‘It is a new brand of Surf Excel, to clean the computer :p:-) Geo

Pathan got job in a telenor call

Pathan got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do? Pathan: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid

It hurts to see the one you

it hurts to see the one you love walk away. but what really hurts the most is when they let you believe that they

What is sweet but not honey precious

What is sweet but not Honey, Precious but not Money, Bright but not Sunshine, Impr! oves with time but not Wine??? Its….OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!

Its too heard to loose someone who

Its too heard to loose someone who is: 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly – – That’s me, what

What is love love a

What is Love ? ‘Love is a relational bond through which hearts and emotions of lovers are connected ‘

The art of being wise is the

The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook. William James

Try to be best friend i beeee

try to be best friend I try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some Goodmorning flowers right to

You can choose to be happy or

You can choose to be happy or sad and whichever you choose that is what you get. No one is really responsible to make

Look outside see the trees watch flowers

Look Outside, see the trees Watch the flowers in the breeze Things won’t be like this in a year or two If polluting is

Advice is what we ask for when

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t. Erica Jong

A short thing its get longer as

A short thing its get longer as u hold it & pass between woman’s breast & enters into a small hole What is it?

Take heed you do not find what

Take heed: you do not find what you do not seek. English Proverb

Livetogether what did you read live together

LIVETOGETHER what did you read? Live together or live to get her. Just a beautiful way to say life is the way how you

Allah doesnt guarantee a life full of

ALLAH doesn’t guarantee a life full of sunshine free from storms. What He guarantees however is His watchful eyes over us as we go

People are so worried about what they

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, But they really should be worried about what they eat

Romance is in the air chocolate hearts

Romance is in the air. Chocolate hearts, roses, and greeting cards are everywhere. If you really want to be romantic, ignore all of these

Maths teacher asks a boy what are

Maths Teacher Asks A Boy What Are 2,4,10,17? The Boy Replies They Are HBO, ZOOM, SONY And POGO… ;-):-D

The world thinest book has 0nly one

The World thinest book has 0nly one word written in it’EVERYTHING’ ANd the book is titled bY ‘WHAT’ WMAN WANT’ :p

Imperiously he leaps neighs bounds and now

Imperiously he leaps, he neighs, he bounds, And now his woven girths he breaks asunder; The bearing earth with his hard hoof he wounds,

A father is someone that holds your

A Father Is Someone That Holds Your Hand At The Fair Makes Sure You Do What Your Mother Says Holds Back Your Hair When

If i were asked to give what

If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of advice for all humanity it would be this: Expect

The most painful moment in your life

(THE MOST PAINFUL MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE) WHEN SOMEONE VERY SPECIALLY HURTS YOU SO DEEPLY CAUSES TEARS IN YOUR EYES AND ASKED YOU WHAT

Nurse 2 sardarsardar g apka heart fail

Nurse 2 sardar.Sardar g apka heart fail hua he. Sardar:hahahaha WHAT A JOKE mera heart to school b nhn jata.

For to fear death my friends is

For to fear death, my friends, is only to think ourselves wise without really being wise, for it is to think that we know

Angel what do you want boy

Angel: What do you want? Boy: a beautiful girl Angle: if u r muslim I’ll give you katrina if u r hindu I’ll give

One day a rich dad took his

…*One day a rich dad took his son on a trip. wanted to show him how poor some one can be… They spent time

If a gorilla catches u what

If A Gorilla Catches U, What Will U Do? ? ? I Know U Both Will Start Playing… Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!

Character is like a tree and reputation

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.

Love i love you not only

Love I love you, Not only for what you are, But for what I am When I am with you. I love you, Not

Character is the final decision to reject

Character is the final decision to reject whatever is demeaning to oneself or to others and with confidence and honesty choose what is right.

J21 ksi ka dil torakiun j22

J21: Ksi ka dil tora?kiun J22: Kisi se pyar kia? Name btao J23:Kbi chori ki? Kyun? kab? J24:Muj pai kbi gusa aya? Q? J25:

A morning prayer lord let me

A Morning Prayer: ‘Lord, Let me use my heart 2 see, 2 realize what friends can b. Make no judgments from afar, but love

The most crictical moment in life

‘The MOST CRICTICAL MOMeNT IN LIFE ‘ when someone very special hurt u so deeply, lots of tears in ur eyes. and ask,’WhaT HApPeNeD’?

Question paper in year 2010 1 name

Question Paper In Year 2010 1-Name The Cities Of PAKISTAN Where Electricity Is Found. 2-How Does Sugar Taste?Explain In Ur Own Words. 3-Draw A

Teacher to student zuhaib what

Teacher to student: . Zuhaib what is the most popular answer to the teachers questions? . Zuhaib: I dont know maam. . Teacher: Correct!

Dont think about what you havent got

Don’t Think About What You Haven’t Got……” Think About What You Have Got & How To Use It …..” Good Morning & Stay Blessed

What is confidence 10 boys decided

‘What is confidence? 10 boys decided to propose a girl… 9 boys came with roses.. 1 boy came with . . . ‘MOLVI’ This

Professor 2 studnt what is attention deficit

Professor 2 studnt: What is ‘Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder’? Student: Jimba Lomba Bomba! Prof: aby ye kya tha..? Stdnt: pehle tu bta wo kya

Pyar krne wale pareshan h0 jate hain

Pyar Krne Wale Pareshan H0 Jate Hain Shadi Krne Wale Pagal H0 Jate Hain Drink krne Wale Devdas H0 Jate Hain Par Hmare SmS

Hold your right cheek with hand

Hold your right cheek with your right hand & Hold your left cheek with your left hand you knw what it is? Meri Taraf

I love you for not what are

I Love You For Not What You Are But What I become when I am there with You. SO be with me forever. “Happy

The measure of a mans character is

The measure of a man’s character is what he would do if he knew he never would be found out. Thomas B. Macaulay

A touching love storya boy n gal

A TOUCHING love Story a boy n Gal Luv each other..One day They were Talking..Boy Touched Girl’s hand n girl Touched boy’s Hand.. What

Everything has a time and place over

Everything Has A Time And Place Over Time Things Must Change And Like A River Life Goes On I Used To Say Love Was

Wife so what do you have for

Wife: So What Do You Have For Me Today . . . ? Husband: ? ? Wife: I Can’t Believe You Forgot ! Husband:0h….

Beww bewwww beww beww what that

Beww BEWWWW beWW BEwW (WHAT)??? That Is The Sound Of Ambulance Coming To Pick Me Up…. Because, When I Saw You My Heart Stopped.

What is true love when wife pulls

What Is True LOve? When Wife Pulls Her Husband (Who’s Fully Drunk) To Bed.. Tries Removing His Shirt & Husband Replies: ‘Lady Leave Me

But blind to former as future fate

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? Alexander Pope

I am missing you what do

i Am Missing you What i Do?? Tell me:-) 1-Hug pillow or 2-Hug Teddy Bear or 3-just Come to YOU And Hug you

What you want to see in others

What you want to see in others, you must first see it inside you. What you must first expect it from yourself. Life is

I dont know for what but love

I don’t know for what, but, I love you a lot …. hmmm I don’t like to share my privacy with someone …. but,

What is the real tragedy of film

What is the real tragedy of film SHOLAY Ek to Thakur ki bv nahi thi upar se Gabbar ne uske haath b kaat Diye

Bf baby what r u doing

BF: Baby, what r u doing? GF: Nothing much, really tired, just going to sleep now ..and u ? BF: In the club standing

If i go away what would still

If I go away What would still remain of me? The ghost within your eyes? The whisper in your sighs? You see… Believe And

What makes you different special dont

What Makes you Different, Makes you Special. Don’t ever change to fit someone else’s needs……—

The shortest thing it getz longer wen

The Shortest thing It getz Longer wen U hold it & enters in A hole What iz it? 5 mins 6 mins think! Car

I never thought that you would ever

I Never Thought That You Would Ever Do That Everything We Had Is Gone Said You Loved Me Said Never Leave Me Maybe You

Q what is love a

Q: What is Love? . . . . A: Love is When Someone Breaks Your Heart And The Most Amazing Thing is That You

Tonight i ask the stars above how

Tonight I ask the stars above, How I’ll ever win ur Hug Day, What do I do,What do I say, 2 turn ur angel

What is big in ladies small girls

What is ‘big’ in Ladies, ‘small’ in girls and ‘not’ there in babies? ? ? ? ? The Letter ‘L’ what u thinking..?? dirty

If fate favours you one day

IF fate favours you one day & you are asked what you want to be,don’t wish to be someone else…..because you are wonderful the

Sms shortcuts f2f face to face f2t free

Sms Shortcuts f2f face-to-face f2t free to talk f? friends? faq frequently asked question/s fc fingers crossed ficcl frankly, I couldn’t care less fitb

Everyone hears what you say friends listen

?Everyone hears what you say… Friends listen to what you say… Best friends listen to what you don’t say…

What is love its not a

What is LOVE..??? Its not a thing will not come first site… Because.. Love is a moment of truth… Happy Valentines day…

Boy askd girl y do u love

Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose, Which dies in a day. But Don’t love me, Who dies 4 u everyday?? Girl

A person went to his neighbour where

A Person Went to his Neighbour, Where an Old Couple Lived. He Went Inside Where he Found that the Old Man still called her

Larka izhar e mohabt karay to

Larka izhar e mohabt karay to larki kay 5 jawab hosaktay hain: 1) what..? Shakl dekhi h? 2) no way 3) apko bhai samjhti

To fail is a natural consequence of

To fail is a natural consequence of trying, To succeed takes time and prolonged effort in the face of unfriendly odds. To think it

I stood beside a hill smooth with

I stood beside a hill Smooth with new-laid snow A single star looked out From the cold evening glow. There was no other creature

If your lover invites you on herhis

If Your Lover Invites You on Her/His Marriage. What would You Like to gift? Forward to All your Friends. And see Heart Touching Answers.

You are not responsible for what people

You are not responsible for what people think about you, but you are responsible for what you give them to think about you.

Come everyone lets give a cheer

Come everyone let’s give a cheer, In celebration of a couple dear. A couple who in love unite, And are seldom cross and hardly

Boy i like the soft thing behind

Boy: I like the soft thing behind your braiz. Girl: what? Boy: your heart. Girl: I love the big thing between your two legs.

A light happy heart bright day

A light, happy heart, A bright, happy day That’s what you’re wished With much love today! Happy Wedding Anniversary

U know what makes me hapy when

U Know what makes me hapy when u msg me?Ur jokes..No!Graphics..No!Sweet msg..No! Just…ur ‘NAME’ that appears on the cel,it shows that u remembr [email protected]

I dont know who my grandfather was

I don’t know who my grandfather was; I’m much more concerned to know what his grandson will be. Abraham Lincoln

what a nice feeling to

!!! .. What a nice feeling To B In Love With *AlLah* No Pain No Disapointment No worries. Just Blessings Blessings AND Blessings…!

When u get attracted to someone realize

when u get attracted to someone, u realize what is love, but, when that someone starts avoiding u, then u realize what is life.

Every sunrise delivers opportunities while every

”Every Sunrise Delivers Opportunities, While Every Sunset Asks What We Did With The Opportunities…’ . Make The Best Today. -Good Morning 🙂

Until you make peace with who are

Until you make peace with who you are, you’ll never be content with what you have. Doris Mortman

Without lovewhat are we worth eighty nine cents

Without Love,What Are We Worth? Eighty-Nine Cents! Eighty-Nine Cents Worth Of Chemicals Walking Around Lonely.

What is the colour of frequency

What is the colour of frequency? Ans: Purple How? Frequency=1/time That means 1/sec Now 1sec = Ek Pal So 1/Pal= Per Pal Per Pal=

It is more fun to talk with

“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’”

Once luqman said to his son oh

Once Luqman said to his son, “Oh son! Do not tie your heart in seeking the pleasure of people. You are not likely to

I was determined to achieve the total

I was determined to achieve the total freedom that our history lessons taught us we were entitled to, no matter what the sacrifice. Rosabeth

What is love in math a problem

What is love? In math, a problem…….. In history, a battle…….. In science, it’s a reaction……. In art, it’s a heart. But to me?

Life is a paradoxwhat ever you want

life is a paradox,what ever you want you don’t get.whatever you get.you don’t enjoy .whatever you enjoy is not permenantan and whatever is permenant

Sardar sitting on the top of mountain

sardar sitting on the top of the mountain and studying…when a person asked what he was doing there,he replied Oye! higher studies yaar.

Which animal most resembles your personality

Which animal most resembles your personality? What is the one quality or feature you would like to change about yourself?

Patient what are the chances of my

Patient: What are the chances of my recovering doctor? Doctor: One hundred percent….Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the

Trust your heart dont be afraid to

Trust your heart don’t be afraid to reach out to something new.Go ahead get yor hopes up even if things turns out differently than

dont let what you cannot do

? Don’t let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. *:*:*:^:^:^:^((((AW))))^:^:^:^:*:*:*

Being singal is cool no worrying abt

Being Singal Is Cool No Worrying Abt Any1, No Obligations & Best Of All,No Heartaches But U Know What? If U’ll Never Get Ur

I dont know anything about luck ive

I don’t know anything about luck. I’ve never banked on it, and I’m afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else;

Let me guess what u r doing

Let me guess what U R doing… Reading book? Na Na! Listining Music? Uhu! Watching TV? Nah! Caught U! Missing me and reading my

I love you means that accept

I love you means that I accept you for the person you are and that I dont wish to change you into someone else

Cute lines by a child 2 his

Cute lines by a child 2 his mother Mom u know what I love u more than u love me Mom-: How can u

What is trust trust a feeling

What is trust ?? Trust is a feeling that a one year child has , when you throw him in air and catch again

Teacher last year u were in

TEACHER: Last year u were in luv with that girl & this year u r in luv with other.. What do u think of

I hope shall always possess firmness and

I hope I shall always possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of

Jingle bells what fun it is to

Jingle bells Jingle bells what fun it is to wish our friends a very merry christma

Best breakup girl i hate u

Best Breakup.. Girl: I Hate U Get Lost …I Don’t Wanna Talk To You This Relationship Iz Ovr … Boy: What Happnd? I Didn’t

This is the day that our nation

This is the day, That Our nation sings This is the day That the liberty bell starts to ring This is the day We

A fact what is the heaviest

A Fact…! What is The Heaviest Burden of Life? Ans: ‘An Empty Pocket! Good morning

O my dear what is life

O My Dear! What is Life? Life is Love. What is Love ? Love is Kissing. What is Kissing? Come Here And I’ll Show

I wish u always wake up every

I wish u always wake up every morning realizing what a wonderful person u r & how d world s blessed to have u

What i need to live has been

What I Need To Live Has been Given To Me By The Earth … Why I Need To Live Has Been Given To Me

Ch0ose the c0rrect 0pti0n 1 vitamin

Ch0osE the c0rreCT 0pti0n 1) Vitamin c is available in: A) Egg B) Wheat C) Fish D) 0range 2) The t0tal number of planets

What is dua what d dil

WHAT IS DUA? ‘WHAT IS DUA? ‘D’ DIL SAY NIKLI HUI AWAZ JO AP KO DIN BHAR SACHI KHUSHI DEY, ‘U’ UDASI, ALLAH KE

Trust your heart dont be afraid to

Trust your heart don’t be afraid to reach out to something new.Go ahead get yor hopes up even if things turns out differently than

Reply is must copy cat day tell me

Reply is must:” Copy-Cat day” Tell me one thing that u want, To copy from me in your lifestyle. Try sending it to others

Our lives are the only meaningful expression

Our lives are the only meaningful expression of what we believe and in Whom we believe. And the only real wealth, for any of

After 20 years of friendship a friend

After 20 years of friendship a friend asked his buddy: ‘How come we travelled so far in this friendship?’ His buddy smiled and said:

Classic words 4 a friendbe what you

CLASSIC WORDS 4 A FRIEND:‘Be what you are,say what u feel & do what u want,coz in friendship those who mind,don’t matter and those

Life is like a box of chocolates

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re getting. Adolf Hitler

Do u know what this sign means

Do u know what this sign means ‘ ¿ ‘....nahi aata? Kya faida TALEEM ka..?....IT MEANS…!...........PUTHA SAWAAL.. 😉

I believe that you control your destiny

I believe that you control your destiny, that you can be what you want to be. You can also stop and say, No, I