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Never be proudnor depressed for what you

never be proud,,nor be depressed for what you are and The position you hold in society,, BCOZ when the game of chees iz over,

Santa i have swallowed a kay

Santa: I have swallowed a kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate

I was not born experienced but

I was not born experienced But The hard realities, Deceiving natures, Broken promises, Double faces, Attractive words, Melting emotions, Harsh truths, Bitter behaviours, Loving

An honest treasurer who gives what he

An honest treasurer who gives what he is ordered to give fully, perfectly and willingly to the person to whom he is ordered to

Question paper in year 2010 1 name

Question Paper In Year 2010 1-Name The Cities Of PAKISTAN Where Electricity Is Found. 2-How Does Sugar Taste?Explain In Ur Own Words. 3-Draw A

It is only with the heart that

‘It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.’

I dont know what is life without

I don’t know what is life without you. I am mighty glad that God gave you to me… zESHI

What is 11 4 equal to

What Is 11 + 4 Equal To … ? . . . . . . Its Simple . . . . . Dont Knw

Your love is unique and special when

Your love is unique and special, When you follow only your heart but not reasons, not rules, not what others saying, not even your

Today is chocolate day dairy milk 4

Today is chocolate day, Dairy milk 4 love, Perk for friends, Kit Kat for best friends, Polo for hatred, And mentos for cool persons,

You are not responsible for what people

You are not responsible for what people think about you. But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you.

The shortest thing it getz longer wen

The Shortest thing It getz Longer wen U hold it & enters in A hole What iz it? 5 mins 6 mins think! Car

One day i saw a smart boy

One day I saw a smart boy in a restaurant. What a style. What a beauty. What a fashion. I walked near to him,

To see what is right and not

To see what is right and not to do it, is want of courage. Confucius

Endow ur will vd such power that

ENdow ur will vd such POWER… THAT at every truth of FATE IT SO B, That GOD HIMSELF asks of His Slave ‘What iz

Boy my ex girlfriends status on facebook says

Boy: My Ex-Girlfriend’s Status On Facebook Says: ‘Standing On The Edge of A Bridge…’ Friend: So What Did You Comment? Boy: Nothing, I Just

Put ur right hand on ur left

Put ur right hand on Ur left shoulder .. &.. Put ur left hand on ur right shoulder… Guess what..? Aray yaar, meri taraf

In chemistry class the teacher asked a

In chemistry class, the teacher asked a girl, What is ‘Nitrate’ The girl replied Rs 2500 hotel room bill this is my night rate!!

Eid is upon us once again doors

Eid Is Upon Us Once Again Doors Open To Everyone While Perfume Fills The Air A Time To See The Ones We Haven’t Seen

Behind every fail student there is a

Behind Every FAIL Student There Is A HOT Girlfriend And What About TOPPERS? A HOT Madam Jiski Wajah Se Kaminay Sari Classes Attend Krte

If someone points out your mistake

If someone points out Your mistake , Be happy that At least someone is Interested in ”What you have done . GOOD MORNING

English countries me jb barish hoti hy

English countries me jb barish hoti hy to awazen ati hyn ‘What a romantic weather’ hamary han barish hoti hy to awaz ati hei…

Happy happydo u know what is

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPYDO u KNOW what is the meaning of HAPPY…H,HumA,Aap koP,PalP,PalY,Yaad krtey hain,

Do you know what hurts the most

Do You Know What Hurts The Most . . . ? Itx When U Had Made Someone Feel Special Yesterday The Same Person Today

Once santa farted in english class

Once Santa Farted In English Class : . . . Teacher: ‘What is This’? …. Santa: ‘This is My Back Ground Music.. =P =D

Papa beti matric k bad kiya karogi

PAPA: BeTi ‘MaTRIC’ K bad Kiya Karogi.?, BETi: L.M.W.A PAPA: What .Is L.M.W.U BETi, ‘LOVE’ ‘Marrige’ ‘WITH’ ‘Umar’ UFFFF Ye larkia b na marwai

What is the most dangerous alphabet

What is the most Dangerous alphabet W Bcoz all worries start wid W Who? Why? What? When? Which? Where? War, weapon, Wine, Women Wife

Ek angrez ne pathan se pucha whats

EK Angrez Ne Pathan Se Pucha: Whats Ur Name? Pathan: My Name is Respect Flower Angrez: What? Pathan: hahaha Tmko to Angrezy b Nhe

Sardar sitting on the top of

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying…. When a person asked what he was doing…. He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies

U know what makes me hapy when

U Know what makes me hapy when u msg me?Ur jokes..No!Graphics..No!Sweet msg..No! Just…ur ‘NAME’ that appears on the cel,it shows that u remembr me..@

Newtons wife to newton how m

Newton’s wife to Newton: ‘ How m i looking ? ‘ Newton: ‘tan c/sin c’ Wife: what ? Newton: ‘tan c / sin c

Dreaming of you makes my night worthwhile

Dreaming of you makes my night worthwhile. Thinking of you makes me smile. Being with you is the best thing ever. And loving you

English countries me jb barish hoti hy

English countries me jb barish hoti hy to awazen ati hyn ‘What a romantic weather’ hamary han barish hoti hy to awaz ati hei…

Wondering what my valentine lover will

Wondering what my Valentine lover Will give me on Valentine’s day Will it be a trip abroad? Will it be money for me to

Supposei could fulfil one of your wish

Suppose: I could fulfil one of your wish. What you would have been demanded from me? Reply plz

I am not sure what life could

i am not sure what life could bring… I am not sure if dreams comes true… I am not sure what lov can do…

Once a wise man was asked

Once a wise man was asked: ‘ What is meaning of life?’ He replied: ‘ Life itself has no meaning. Life is an opportunity

What is thy body but a swallowing

‘What is thy body but a swallowing grave, Seeming to bury that posterity Which by the rights of time thou needs must have, If

Love doesnt make the world go round

Love doesn’t make the world go round, Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Life is a paradoxwhat ever you want

life is a paradox,what ever you want you don’t get.whatever you get.you don’t enjoy .whatever you enjoy is not permenantan and whatever is permenant

What is mentioned above cos im really

what is mentioned above. cos im really not having the patriotic feelings i used to have till even last year, due to so much

Every sunrise delivers opportunities while every

”Every Sunrise Delivers Opportunities, While Every Sunset Asks What We Did With The Opportunities…’ . Make The Best Today. -Good Morning 🙂

What we become depends on what read

What we become depends on what we read after all the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is the collection

A prominent judge was asked what we

A prominent judge was asked what we, as citizens of the countries of the world, could do to reduce crime and disobedience to law

What is the meaning of pyar p

What is the meaning of ‘PYAR’ P = Pagal ho jana Y = yadon main kho jana A = Ansouon main beh jana R

Read this slowly lifeisnowhere what did

Read This SLowLy ‘LIFEISNOWHERE’ What Did U Read? LiFe Is No Where!! OR LiFe IS Now Here!! Just BeautifuL Line To Say, ‘LiFe Depends

Love is what makes you smile when

“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.”

Motivation is what gets you started habit

Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. Jim Rohn

What you want to see in others

What you want to see in others, you must first see it inside you. What you must first expect it from yourself. Life is

If your asking if i need u

If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever.. If Your askin if I’ll Leave U the answer is Never.. If Your

A genius is person who can do

A GENIUS Is A Person Who Can Do For $1 What Any Fool Can Do For $100? -As Such V Complete Syllabus In 1

Doctor sardar g aap k gurday

Doctor : Sardar G, Aap k Gurday fail hogaye hain! Sardar: Ha Ha Ha, What a joke…! Mere Gurday to kabhi school gaye hi

Can i have your picture so santa

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas. Happy Xmas!

Teacher there is a frog ship sinking

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then, what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher: How do you

Today is chocolate day dairy milk 4

Today is chocolate day, Dairy milk 4 love, Perk for friends, Kit Kat for best friends, Polo for hatred, And mentos for cool persons,

Tell the truth and tell it

Tell the Truth: And tell it with compassion. We often avoid telling the hard truth because we don’t want to upset anyone. We want

F u open my

F U OPEN MY ,–. .–. ‘. ( .’ ‘ .). ‘ HEART WHAT Will U SEE? ,- -. i .- -. ‘. (

What is even more painful sentence than

What Is even more Painful Sentence than ‘I Hate U’..? . ‘ I Finished Studying, Revision chal raha.. tu bata…’?? :-/ 😐

30 al adl the one who is entitled

30. Al-^Adl: The One who is entitled to do what He does.

pearl of the day when

~*~ Pearl Of The Day ~*~ ‘When You Talk, You Repeat What You Already Know , …But When You Listen, You Often Learn Something

Math teacher to studnt if u hv

‘Math teacher to studnt: If U hv 1000 Rs in 1 pocket & 1000 rupees in another pocket, what will U think? Student: Oe

Praying for some guarantee finally i pressed

Praying for some guarantee, Finally I pressed a key. But what on the screen did I see? Again ‘Abort, Retry, Ignore?’ I tried to

Son mom teacher was asking me today

Son: “Mom, teacher was asking me today, if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school.” Mom: “That’s nice of

In success and failure in sunshine rain

In success and failure, in sunshine and rain, in prosperity and adversity be at peace with the world and with yourself. Instead of feeling

Dont say you love someone and then

Don’t Say You Love Someone And Then Change Your Mind … Love Isn’t Like Picking What Movie You Want To Watch …;-)

What is easy and what difficult easy

What is easy and what is difficult? Easy is to judge others mistakes and difficult is to recognize our own mistakes

The resurrection gives my life meaning and

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. – Robert Flatt

Nehru sir gandhi and singh went to

Nehru sir ,Gandhi sir and singh sir went to america to attend a seminar after completing it they had a dinner.at that party Nehru

my mama always said life is

? ‘My Mama always said, ‘Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re gonna get.” *:*:*:^:^:^:^((((AW))))^:^:^:^:*:*:*

A father means so many things understanding

A Father means so many things… A understanding heart, A source of strength and of support Right from the very start. A constant readiness

As time goes on the taste of

As time goes on, The taste of relations increases. Either it becomes more Sweet or More Salty & That depends only on what we

What is true love when wife pulls

What Is True LOve? When Wife Pulls Her Husband (Who’s Fully Drunk) To Bed.. Tries Removing His Shirt & Husband Replies: ‘Lady Leave Me

What is means of islam

What is means of ISLAM ? I = I S= SHALL L= LOVES A= ALWAYS M= MUHAMMAD

People are so worried about what they

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat

To fail is a natural consequence of

To fail is a natural consequence of trying, To succeed takes time and prolonged effort in the face of unfriendly odds. To think it

I want to open the lock of

I WANT TO OPEN THE LOCK OF MY HEART—-BUT THE KEY IS WITH YOU—–NOW WHAT SHOULD I DO—SHOULD I COME BACK TO YOU???

Q if some 1 falls in love

Q: If some 1 falls in love with me what will b the reason according 2 u ?? Send this msg 2 all of

One simple tip to stay happy never

One simple tip to stay happy… Never think about the third person and never thinks what the third person thinks about you.

These feelings are like no other that

These feelings are like no other that I have had. These feelings are more like something I’ve dreamed. I have never had these feelings

Do you know what is the meaning

Do you know what is the meaning of EID ? Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words E – Embrace with open heart

A 5 year old girl asked

A 5 Year Old Girl Asked…. The Boy Who Sits Next To Her ‘WHAT IS LOVE’ … He Replied …. …’ Love Is When

What i need to live has been

What I Need To Live Has Been Given To Me By The Earth … Why I Need To Live Has Been Given To Me

App kia kar rahia ha this time

app kia kar rahia ha this time ma. app ko kal sa message send kar rahia ho lakin app na koi respones nai dhaia.

Beww bewwww beww beww what that

Beww BEWWWW beWW BEwW (WHAT)??? That Is The Sound Of Ambulance Coming To Pick Me Up…. Because, When I Saw You My Heart Stopped.

All the love that history knows is

All the love that history knows, is said to be in every rose. Yet all that could be found in two, is less than

A little lamp can do what the

A little lamp can do what the big sun cannot do, it gives light at night, no one is superior by size, but by

Individual commitment to a group effort that

Individual commitment to a group effort, that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. Vince Lombardi

When u face choices just toss a

When U Face Choices… Just toss a coin.. not just because it settles the question, but while the coin is in d air, u

It lies not in our power to

It lies not in our power to love or hate, For will in us is overruled by fate. When two are stripped, long ere

What is common between allama iqbal gandhi

What is common between allama iqbal, gandhi and qaid-e-azam? Pathan replied All r born on govt holidays:-) *Geo PATHAN Geo*:-)

A question for u dunia mein kiya

A Question For U: Dunia Mein Kiya Ziyada Mushkil Hai? ‘Kisi Ka Ho Jana’ Ya ‘Kisi Ko Apna Bana Lena’ What U Say? Reply

We are what we repeatedly do excellence

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.

What do a rat say to cat

What do a ‘Rat say’ to a ‘Cat’ on Valentines Day? . . . Think ? ? Billo Rani Kaho to abhi jaande doon.

Doctor mrs taniya good news for you

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you! Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya! Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya…Bad news

Ab farazz arabic or english me shair

Ab FaRaZz Arabic Or EngLish Me Shair Arz KarTe Hain ‘Haaza Ya Faraaza AaLu MaTar PiyaZza Ya RaFeeKa Ya aTeeKa Koi sMs Nahi kiTa,

What kisses mean kiss on handi adore

What kisses mean! KISS ON HAND=i adore u, KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends, KISS ON NECK=i want u, KISS ON LIPS=i love u, KISS

Trust your heart dont be afraid to

Trust your heart don’t be afraid to reach out to something new.Go ahead get yor hopes up even if things turns out differently than

You have only two options in life

You have only two options in life. 1. ACCEPT 2. CHANGE Try to accept what you cant change. And Try to Change what you

Looking back on the months gone by

Looking back on the months gone by As a new year starts and an old one ends We contemplate what brought us joy And

Sometimes what you want is not always

Sometimes what you want is not always what you get, but in the end what you get is so much better than what you

We cannot be together but well

We cannot be together, But we’ll never be apart, For no matter what life brings us, You’re always in my heart.

As i grow older pay less attention

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. Andrew Carnegie (1835-1919)

Special rose good morning hav a nise

Special~~~ ROSE~~~ GooD~~~ MoRNiNG~~~ Hav~~~ A NiSE~~~ Day~~~ Happy Rose Day to you and your love. What you feel on Rose Day 2010, i

You were not born a winner and

You were not born a winner, and you were not born a loser. You are what you make yourself be. Lou Holtz

Ever notice that what the hell is

Ever notice that what the hell is always the right decision? Anonymous

Reply is must copy cat day tell me

Reply is must:” Copy-Cat day” Tell me one thing that u want, To copy from me in your lifestyle. Try sending it to others

Q what does pipe pipe por por

Q: What does ‘pipe pipe por por pipe por pipe por’ mean? . . Ans: A Pathan Giving you His Phone Number ’55 44

I just love when morning gets here

I just love when morning gets here I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms

Trust your heart dont be afraid to

Trust your heart don’t be afraid to reach out to something new.Go ahead get yor hopes up even if things turns out differently than

What the heart gives away is never

What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn. Love you from the core

Art is a step from what obvious

Art is a step from what is obvious and well-known toward what is arcane and concealed. Kahlil Gibran

I cannot say whether things will get

I cannot say whether things will get better if we change; what I can say is they must change if they are to get

When a girl send a smile in

When A Girl Send a Smile in Chat Box Than What Does It Means ?? . . .. . End of Conversion… Chall Beta

The eyes say i luv u dear

The Eyes Say, I Luv U Dear, The Lips Move,no words appear, If Ur luv Is True,Sincere & Real,what the Lips Hide, the Eyes

Banta is crying loudly bantas brother asks

Banta is crying loudly. Banta`s brother asks: Why are you crying? Banta: My mother died. Banta`s Brother: What a co-incidence! My mother died too!

There have been many definitions of beauty

There have been many definitions of beauty in art. What is it? Beauty is what the untrained eyes consider abominable.

What i need to live has been

What i need to live has been given to me by the earth.. Why i need to live has been given to me by

Christmas is a time when everybody wants

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking

To hear what is unspoken to see

To hear what is unspoken, to see what is invisible, to feel without without even touching… is the miracle called ‘friendship’

Like birds let us leave behind what

Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry… GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS. Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY

For to fear death my friends is

For to fear death, my friends, is only to think ourselves wise without really being wise, for it is to think that we know

Happy valentines day from me to you

Happy Valentines Day from me to you. So glad i sent a card to you. You know how I feel you know what i

Its not hard to make decisions when

It’s not hard to make decisions when you know what your values are. Anonymous

What is sweet but not honey precious

What is sweet but not Honey, Precious but not Money, Bright but not Sunshine, Impr! oves with time but not Wine??? Its….OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!

What to do when a girl is

What To Do When A Girl Is Not Responding To You On Facebook . , . … . . ????? . . Think Hard

Sardarji was asked what is a

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

What is breakup

What is BREAKUP … ? . . . …. . . . Breakup Is Like The Worst Nightmare After Having The Best Dream …

Boyi wanna do usa girlwe can go

Boy:I wanna do USA! Girl:We Can go to USA But what do u mean By Doing USA?????????? Boy:Under Skirt Adventure

I was a smoker once readsmoking is

I Was a Smoker !!!Once I Read..‘Smoking Is Injurious 2Health’I QUIT Smoking. I Used 2Drink WINE..I Read..‘WINE is Bad For Health’I Left Drinking. I

They imagine what their future could be

They imagine what their future could be All successful people men and women are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal

May your days be many and troubles

May your days be many and your troubles be few. May all God’s blessings descend upon you. May peace be within you may your

What greater thing is there for two

What greater thing is there for two human souls than to feel that they are joined… to strengthen each other… to be at one

Patience is of two kinds patience over

Patience is of two kinds: patience over what pains you, and patience against what you covet. (Sayyaduna Maula ALI)