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What is a kiss in view

What is a kiss? In view of… Geometry: ‘kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!’ Economics: ‘kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND

A touching love storya boy n gal

A TOUCHING love Story a boy n Gal Luv each other..One day They were Talking..Boy Touched Girl’s hand n girl Touched boy’s Hand.. What

Sardar sitting on the top of

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying…. When a person asked what he was doing…. He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies

1 advice me something2 send 3 sms3

1: Advice me something2: Send me 3 sms3: Tell your bad habbit4: Tell me my 3 qualities5: Tell me my 3 negative points6: Tell

Someone asked me what is the best

Someone Asked Me: “What Is The Best Time To Tell Someone You Love Them . . . ?” I Answered : “Before Someone Else

It makes me so happy happy this

It makes me so happy It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a good morning sms right back

Ch0ose the c0rrect 0pti0n 1 vitamin

Ch0osE the c0rreCT 0pti0n 1) Vitamin c is available in: A) Egg B) Wheat C) Fish D) 0range 2) The t0tal number of planets

What i dream of is an art

What I dream of is an art of balance, of purity and serenity devoid of troubling or depressing subject matter…a soothing, calming influence on

I miss u iits just been days

I miss u. I=Its just been days since you left M=Months and ages it feels I=It isnt easy you know S=Smiles and laughs that

Tonight i ask the stars above how

Tonight I ask the stars above, How I’ll ever win ur Hug Day, What do I do,What do I say, 2 turn ur angel

Quote there is no fear in l0ve

Quote: There is no fear in l0vE, If the l0vE is real & perfect it 0vershad0ws all fears & c0ncern. =l0vE is n0t what

Judge of your natural character by what

Judge of your natural character by what you do in your dreams. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Shararti questi0n agar next life hoti

Shararti Questi0n Agar Next life hoti to? I am Ur______, (Baby, Wife, husband, Son, Lover, Enemy, friend, sister, brothr, czn, bhabi) what u want

Someday in his time whatever you ask

Someday in HIS time, whatever you ask for will come true. It may not be in the exact package u wanted, but it will

Newtons wife to newton how m

Newton’s wife to Newton: ‘ How m i looking ? ‘ Newton: ‘tan c/sin c’ Wife: what ? Newton: ‘tan c / sin c

If my t0mor0w never c0mes im s0rry

If My T0mOr0w Never C0mes, Im S0rry, F0r Al The Mean Things I Might Have Said.. Im S0rry, F0r Al The Things I Did

I hope youre feeling better miss

I hope you’re feeling better, I miss you every day. I’m always thinking of you, So this is what I say, Get Well Soon!

When a girl send a smile in

When A Girl Send a Smile in Chat Box Than What Does It Means ?? . . .. . End of Conversion… Chall Beta

All the love that history knows

All The Love That History Knows, Is Said To Be In Every Rose. Yet All That Could Be Found In Two, Is Less Than

A fact what is the heaviest

A Fact…! What is the Heaviest Burden of Life ? . . . . . . . . . . . . ‘An Empty

Husband returning late form work

Husband : ( Returning late form work ) ?Good evening Dear, I?m now logged in.? Wife : Have you brought the ring ? Husband

Boydo you have a pen girl

BOY:Do you have a PEN? Girl: Yeah BOY: Oh.. Its Out Of Ink ! Girl: What? …You?re Kidding, It Works! Boy: It Doesn?t Work!

Like birds let us leave behind what

Like birds, let us, leave behind what we dont need to carry, GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS. Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY

When an angel came to me he

When an angel came to me, he asked: ‘What is your wish for tonight?’ I said ‘Please take care of the person who’s reading

I never thought that you would ever

I Never Thought That You Would Ever Do That Everything We Had Is Gone Said You Loved Me Said Never Leave Me Maybe You

A man to his friend my wife

A Man To His Friend: My Wife Died Yesterday.!! I m Trying To Cry But Tears are Not Coming Out 🙂 What To Do?

What a nice feeling to b in

What a Nice Feeling to b in Love with Allah. No Pain, No Tension, No Disappointment, Just Blessings and Joy. Do it with all

Height of sharp mind intrviewr said

HEIGHT OF SHARP MIND Intrviewr Said: I Shall Either Ask U 10 Easy Questn Or One Difficult Questn. Think Well Before U Make Up

What is easy and what difficult easy

What is easy and what is difficult? Easy is to judge others mistakes and difficult is to recognize our own mistakes.

If i die and its only you

‘If i die and its only you who can bring me back, To this earth from god,but you have to give, Three reasons why

Continue to make the demands of day

Continue to make the demands of the day your immediate concern, and take occasion to test the purity of your hearts and the steadfastness

Consult not your fears but hopes and

Consult not your fears but your hopes and your dreams. Think not about your frustrations, but about your unfulfilled potential. Concern yourself not with

What a nice feeling to be

What A Nice Feeling To Be In ‘LOVE’ With ‘ALLAH’ No Pain, No Disappointment And No Worries. Just Blessings, Blessings And Blessings.

Take heed you do not find what

Take heed: you do not find what you do not seek. English Proverb

You cannot control what happens to you

You cannot control what happens to you, but you can control your attitude toward what happens to you, and in that, you will be

When people talk behind ur backwhat does

When people talk behind ur back,what does it mean?Simple! It means that u r a few steps ahead of them So keep moving ahead

A man dies in heaven he sees

A man dies. In heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks. He asks angel, ‘What r these for?’ Angel answers, ‘These r

Can i have your picture so santa

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.

What kind of work does a weak

What kind of work does a weak cat do? A : Light mouse work

What i need to live has been

What i need to live has been given to me by the earth … Why i need to live has been given to me

What i need to live has been

What i need to live has been given to me by the earth … Why i need to live has been given to me

As i go through all kinds of

As I go through all kinds of feelings and experiences in my journey through life — delight, surprise, chagrin, dismay — I hold this

A man saw little poor boy looking

A MAn Saw A little Poor BOY LOOKING At His Expensive Car. . . . He TooK he boy 4 A drive, Boy: Your

When he did frown o had she

When he did frown, O had she then gave over, Such nectar from his lips she had not sucked. Foul words and frowns must

I said sometimes fail he ill see

I said ‘Sometimes I fail’ HE said ‘I’ll see you through’ I said ‘But what if I fall?’ HE said ‘I’ll carry you’ I

Boy i like the soft thing behind

Boy: I like the soft thing behind your braiz. Girl: what? Boy: your heart. Girl: I love the big thing between your two legs.

So true and beautiful no matter

So true and beautiful… No matter what name we have in this world, at the end we all will be called ‘MAYYAT’ Whatever luxurious

A light happy heart bright day

A light, happy heart, A bright, happy day That’s what you’re wished With much love today! Happy Wedding Anniversary

Faqeer 2 a lady sitting on bench

Faqeer 2 A Lady Sitting On A Bench In A PARK “Hi Darling! So U R In The Mood To Have Some Fun..” Lady:

What is another painful sentence other than

What is another painful sentence other than ‘I Hate You.’ . . . ……. . . . . . . . . KITNE MARKS

Sea is common for all some take

Sea is common for all. Some take pearls, some take fish and some come out with just wet legs. World is common to all,

O my dear what is life

O My Dear! What is Life? Life is Love. What is Love ? Love is Kissing. What is Kissing? Come Here And I’ll Show

Meaning of birthday b e yourself

meaning of birthday B e yourself I nvite new challenges R ecall past triumphs T rust your instincts H ave faith in your abilities

The way u look into my eyes

The way u look into my eyes, it scares me, The way u say I Luv U, it scares me, The way u know

What can be added to the happiness

What can be added to the happiness of a man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience?

If someone passed any degree after graduation

If sOmeOne Passed Any Degree after GraduatiOn It’s Called Post Graduate If sOme Passed a Degree After Masters, What it wOuld b Called? Simple

Pathan hotel main murgha khanay gaya laikin

Pathan hotel main murgha khanay gaya laikin murghay ka english word bhool gaya. Waiter: ‘What would you like to have Sir? Pathan: ‘One Plate

Sardar suffering from cold and was shivering

Sardar suffering from cold and was shivering. His son called a doc. Doc: What happened? Son: Bimari da ta pata nahin per baapu saver

One day i saw a smart boy

One day I saw a smart boy in a restaurant. What a style. What a beauty. What a fashion. I walked near to him,

When u face choices just toss a

When U Face Choices… Just toss a coin.. not just because it settles the question, but while the coin is in d air, u

One day a rich dad took his

…*One day a rich dad took his son on a trip. wanted to show him how poor some one can be… They spent time

In a relationship it is not important

in a relationship, it is not important that both partners think the same…what is important is that they both think together.

Someone asked what makes people happy some

Someone asked what makes people happy. Some said wealth and some said fame. I was thinking about this when my cell phone beeped and

Gain and loss are not static ups

Gain and loss are not static, ups and down are not permanent, laughs and tears are not life. Does it want you think and

If your asking if i need u

If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever.. If Your askin if I’ll Leave U the answer is Never.. If Your

The world doesnot need more mountains to

The world doesnot need more mountains to climb! more seas to cross!or more stars to shine! what the world needs is only more of

Count your blessings name them one

Count your blessings Count your blessings Name them one by one Count your blessings See what GOD has done Count your blessings Name them

Shakespeare said it is not necessary to

SHAKESPEARE Said:- “It is not necessary to share everything between true friends, But it is necessary that what u share must be true’.

Teacher should aim for 90 marks student ill get

TEACHER-should aim for 90% marks! STUDENT-i’ll get 100% marks! TEACHER-What.. Why are you kidding ? STUDENT- Who starts ?

What was the name of civilization that

What was the name of the civilization that dominated the area from the year 2000 BC and 1000 years ahead? The Babylonians The Sumerians

A beautiful girl enter in the class

‘A Beautiful Girl enter in the class room.’ ‘All boys got crazy for her.’ ‘They all stand in her way, but after her reply

Dont count what u lost cherish have

Don`t count what U lost, Cherish what U have N plan what to gain bcoz past never returns, but future may return the lost!

Man sees sardar g standing in d middle

Man sees Sardar-G standing in d middle of a huge field of grass & notices, He is just standing dere, doing nothing, looking @

If you will think about what ought

If you will think about what you ought to do for other people, your character will take care of itself. Character is a by-product,

When u smilemy eyes smile sometimes

WHEN U SMILE,MY EYES SMILE SOMETIMES I WONDER WHAT IS THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN US??? MAY BE ITS JUST THAT…. WHEN U SMILE,MY EYES SMILE

U know what is ishqi tell uits

U know what is ISHQ?I Tell U.its PEPSI.P=pyaar E=Ehsaas P=Pagalpan S=Sabar I= Imtihaan.ab ISHQ Sirf Rs.10/- main.Enjoy ISHQ.O ye!Babli.

Network busy number no signal massage not

Network busy number busy No signal massage not sent…. That’s what we’ll see on 1st day of ‘’Eid’’ So “Happy Eid Day” before the

What is thy body but a swallowing

‘What is thy body but a swallowing grave, Seeming to bury that posterity Which by the rights of time thou needs must have, If

F u open my

F U OPEN MY ,–. .–. ‘. ( .’ ‘ .). ‘ HEART WHAT Will U SEE? ,- -. i .- -. ‘. (

What is dua d dil se

WHAT is “DUA”? “D”- DIL se nikli hui awaz jo aap ko har din sachi KHUSHI de. “U”- UDASI aap ke QAREEB se bhi

Lets recall our memories tell me

Lets recall our memories! Tell me ap ne mujhe pehli baar kb dekha tha or us waqt what did u think abt me? Snd

Feeling bored wondering what to do

Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip.. take out your… book from your bag and

It is only with the heart that

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye. Antoine de Saint-Exup?ry

Love for allah if my love

Love for Allah If my love is attached to Thee Then from sin I will be free Each time my heart will beat Your

Boy my ex girlfriends status on facebook says

Boy: My Ex-Girlfriend’s Status On Facebook Says: ‘Standing On The Edge of A Bridge…’ Friend: So What Did You Comment? Boy: Nothing, I Just

Pathan in computer exam examiner what

Pathan In Computer Exam Examiner ‘What is Microsoft Excel?’ Pathan: ‘It is a new brand of Surf Excel, to clean the computer :p:-) Geo

The resurrection gives my life meaning and

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. – Robert Flatt

Fantastic words our character is what

Fantastic words* ‘Our Character Is What We Do When We Think No One Is Looking’

Do u know what r the meanings

Do u know what r the meanings of VALENTINE Ans: You r V:very E:eminent L:lovely E:energetic N:nice T:tamizdar I:inteligent N:noble E:everloving

I never see what has been done

‘I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done’. (Buddha)

30 al adl the one who is entitled

30. Al-^Adl: The One who is entitled to do what He does.

Ay me quoth venus young and so

‘Ay me,’ quoth Venus ‘young, and so unkind! What bare excuses mak’st thou to be gone! I’ll sigh celestial breath, whose gentle wind Shall

Best when you talk are only

Best* When you talk you are only repeating what you already know, but if you listen, you may learn something new be a silent

Learn to express rather than impress

Learn To Express Rather Than Impress Expressing Evokes A ‘Me Too’ Attitude While Impressing Evokes A ‘So What’ Attitude Feel d Difference gUd A.M

The art of being wise is the

The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook. William James

Do not count what u have lost

Do not count what u have lost. Just see what u have now, because past never comes back but sometimes future can give u

Veena malik apni book nmbr 302 mein

Veena Malik apni book nmbr 302 mein likhti ha, WhAT is SEX? Sex is like PEPSI Ye dil mangay aur Sex is like IODEX

When u feel hot and warm at

When u feel hot and warm at the same time, when u read over the same line for the tenth time, when you heart

A mother serves her sugar with

A mother serves her sugar with A bit of peppermint To clarify the passages That carry what she meant When she first set to

What is love ans miss

What is Love ? Ans Love is miss understanding betweeb two fools

5 most undefined things of girls

5 Most Undefined Things Of Girls: 1)Tum Na Bohat Wo Ho (Now What The Hell Is ‘Wo’ 2)Mujhe Tumse Ye Umeed Nahi Thi (No

I hope youre feeling better miss you

I hope you’re feeling better, I miss you every day. I’m always thinking of you, So this is what I say, Get Well Soon!

A friend of mine asked me one

A Friend of mine Asked me one day: What if i break your trust smeday? I Replied: Trusting on you is my decision &

Trust your heart dont be afraid to

Trust your heart don’t be afraid to reach out to something new.Go ahead get yor hopes up even if things turns out differently than

What i need to live has been

What i need to live has been given to me by the earth Why i need to live has been given to me by

Attitude rel0adedp girl i hate

Attitude rel0aded..:p Girl : i hate u 😡 Boy : w0w what a c0-incidence xD

Angel what do you want boy

Angel: What do you want? Boy: a beautiful girl Angle: if u r muslim I’ll give you katrina if u r hindu I’ll give

Can i have your picture so santa

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.

English countries me jb barish hoti hy

English countries me jb barish hoti hy to awazen ati hyn ‘What a romantic weather’ hamary han barish hoti hy to awaz ati hei…

Its not hard to make decisions when

It’s not hard to make decisions when you know what your values are. Anonymous

Know the true value of time snatch

Know the true value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it. No idleness, no delay, no procrastination; never put off till

So heres how engineering class works what

So Here’s How ENGINEERING Class Works! What We Learn In Class: 1 + 1 Homework: -55x + 47y Exam: 308240×2(3454x + 84)+ 8343x(y –

The notion that the public accepts or

The notion that the public accepts or rejects anything in modern art is merely romantic fiction. The game is completed and the trophies distributed

Sometimes what you want is not always

Sometimes what you want is not always what you get, but in the end what you get is so much better than what you

Teacher what is half of 8

Teacher: What is half of 8? Student: Depend krta hai mam agar horizontaly aadha kro to ‘O’ aur vertically kro to ‘3’. 😀 Think

Sardar was looking at a painting for

Sardar was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body. Someone asked what are u

Pyar krne wale pareshan h0 jate hain

Pyar Krne Wale Pareshan H0 Jate Hain Shadi Krne Wale Pagal H0 Jate Hain Drink krne Wale Devdas H0 Jate Hain Par Hmare SmS

Love dont asks who are you

Love Don’t Asks ‘ Who Are You?’ Love Only Says ‘ You Are Mine !’ Love Don’t Asks ‘Where Are You From?’ Love Only

Character is like a tree and reputation

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.

Missing you is not the

Missing You … Is Not The Hard Part !!! But …. Knowing That I Once Had You … Is What Breaks My Heart …

Have you not seen that to allah

Have you not seen that to Allah, prostrates whosoever is in the heavens and in the earth, and the sun, and the moon, and

Happy valentines day from me to you

Happy Valentines Day from me to you. So glad i sent a card to you. You know how I feel you know what i

3 feelings what is the diference bw

3 FEELINGS what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant & panic

Ever notice that what the hell is

Ever notice that what the hell is always the right decision? Anonymous

Loveis more than what i have you

Love,is more than what I have. Love,is more than what you are. Love,takes me where Ive never been. Love,takes me where I am today.

Everyone has talent what is rare the

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. Erica Jong

Boy you wanna know something gal

Boy: You Wanna Know Something? Gal: What ?? … Boy: Loving You Is The Second Best Thing I Ever Did !! Gal: Okay..:(… Boy:

If someone points out your mistake

If someone points out Your mistake , Be happy that At least someone is Interested in ”What you have done . GOOD MORNING

In attempt to improve your character

‘IN ATTEMPT TO IMPROVE YOUR CHARACTER , KNOW WHAT IS YOUR POWER AND WHAT IS BEYOND IT’

A little quote which means lot

A Little Quote Which Means A Lot . . . ! ‘Be With …S o m e o n e Who Knows What They

Do not count what you have lost

Do Not Count What You Have Lost, Just See What U Have Now, Because Past Never Comes Back, But Sometimes Future can Give U

what is love or pyar kia

-What is love- Or Pyar Kia Hai? English Ne Kaha: (love is life) Urdu Ne Kaha: (Mohbat Zndgi Hai) Maths Ne Kaha: (Gham+Khushi=Mohabat) Islamiat

I was in a taxi when the

…*I was in a taxi when the taxi driver said: I love this job, I’m my 0wn boss… & nobody tells me what to