Advertisement

what SMS Messages

Lets go get up stop faking it

Let’s go, get up, stop faking it; Get your sorry behind off that bed. Try positive thinking to get back to work. Your illness

Teachr 2 sleepy studentwho invented steam

Teachr 2 Sleepy Student:Who Invented Steam Engine? Student: What Sir? Teachr:Yes Correct It’s James Watt Moral: Sleeping Improves Ur Genaral Knowledge… 😉

Its so common to hearhow r you

Its So Common To Hear.. How r You ? What r You doin ? Howz Ur Day ? Any Plan ? So i Thought

What is a minimum area with maximum

What is a Minimum Area with a Maximum Decoration? . . . . . . . . . . . . . A Girl’s

Do you know what is differance between

Do you know what is differance between your smile and my smile? You smile when you are happy, and, I smile, when I see,you

A teacher asked what is forgiveness cute

A teacher asked what is forgiveness..? A cute little girl gave this lovely reply: “It is the wonderful smell that a flower gives when

People will always throw stones in your

People will always throw stones in your path! It dpends on u! what do u make from it: A ‘Wall’ of difficulties. OR, A

Pathan sitting on the top of mountain

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying… Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying… When a person asked

Know the true value of time snatch

Know the true value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it. No idleness, no delay, no procrastination; never put off till

Beww bewwww beww beww what that

Beww BEWWWW beWW BEwW (WHAT)??? That Is The Sound Of Ambulance Coming To Pick Me Up…. Because, When I Saw You My Heart Stopped.

It is only with the heart that

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye. Antoine de Saint-Exup?ry

never tell people how to do

? Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. *:*:*:^:^:^:^((((AW))))^:^:^:^:*:*:*

Lets recall our memories tell me

Lets recall our memories! Tell me ap ne mujhe pehli baar kb dekha tha or us waqt what did u think abt me? Snd

But according to himim beautifulincrediblehe cant get

But according to him,I’m beautiful,incredible..He can’t get me out of his head,According to him,I’m funny,irresistible Everything he ever wanted!Everything is opposite,I don’t feel like

A boy was driving a car girl

A boy was driving a car, A girl was tring to overtake him rashly. Boy:’Hey…Buffalo!’ Girl shouts back:’u pig,donkey,stupid!’ then she accidents and hits

Answers me honestly1tanhae main kis ki kami

Answers Me Honestly 1:Tanhae main kis ki kami feel hoti hai ? Ans. 2: log izhar-e-mhbt kyo krte hain?Ans. 3:ap ko kis ki zarort

If u open my

If u open my ,–. .–. ‘. ( .’ ‘ .). ‘ heart what will u see? ,–. I .–.’. ( MISS ( .’

I believe that you control your destiny

I believe that you control your destiny, that you can be what you want to be. You can also stop and say, No, I

Allah almighty welcome to the great

Allah Almighty Welcome to the Great Physician’s Office hours are as you come, He’s a specialist in all problems And His day is never

What should i do seeing thee so

‘What should I do, seeing thee so indeed, That tremble at th’ imagination? The thought of it doth make my faint heart bleed, And

What is true love when wife pulls

What Is True LOve? When Wife Pulls Her Husband (Who’s Fully Drunk) To Bed.. Tries Removing His Shirt & Husband Replies: ‘Lady Leave Me

I have many friend best but i

I have many friend I have many best friend but i still i have this empity void i can’t help but think will it

Gain and loss are not static ups

Gain and loss are not static, ups and down are not permanent, laughs and tears are not life. Does it want you think and

Never believe what the lines of your

Never believe what the lines of your hand predict about your future, because people who don’t have hands also have a future… Believe in

Sometimes what you want is not always

Sometimes what you want is not always what you get, but in the end what you get is so much better than what you

What is big in ladies small girls

What is ‘big’ in Ladies, ‘small’ in girls and ‘not’ there in babies? ? ? ? ? The Letter ‘L’ what u thinking..?? dirty

Tonight i ask the stars above

Tonight I ask the stars above, How I’ll ever win your Hug Day, What do I do, What do I say, To turn your

Teacher there is a frog ship sinking

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then, what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher: How do you

After 20 years of friendship a friend

After 20 years of friendship a friend asked his buddy: ‘How come we travelled so far in this friendship?’ His buddy smiled and said:

You can choose to be happy or

You can choose to be happy or sad and whichever you choose that is what you get. No one is really responsible to make

I know how angry you are

I Know How Angry You Are … & What You Must Be Going Through So I Hope , You Know How Sorry I Am

Standing by all the way here to

Standing by, All the way. Here to help you through your day. Holding you up, When you are weak, Helping you find what it

What starts the process really are laughs

What starts the process, really, are laughs and slights and snubs when you are a kid. If your anger is deep enough and strong

Reply is must copy cat day tell me

Reply is must:” Copy-Cat day” Tell me one thing that u want, To copy from me in your lifestyle. Try sending it to others

Pathan in computer exam examiner what

Pathan In Computer Exam Examiner ‘What is Microsoft Excel?’ Pathan: ‘It is a new brand of Surf Excel, to clean the computer :p:-) Geo

What can be said in new year

What can be said in New Year rhymes, That’s not been said a thousand times? The new years come, the old years go, We

What do a rat say to cat

What do a ‘Rat say’ to a ‘Cat’ on Valentines Day? . . . Think ? ? Billo Rani Kaho to abhi jaande doon.

Network busy number no signal massage not

Network busy number busy No signal massage not sent…. That’s what we’ll see on 1st day of ‘’Eid’’ So “Happy Eid Day” before the

B4 i go to sleep u knw

B4 i go to sleep, u knw wht i do? i think of u & whn its my lucky nyt, i dream of u.

They imagine what their future could be

They imagine what their future could be All successful people men and women are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal

All i really need to know about

All I really need to know about how to live and what to do and how to be I learned in kindergarten. Remember the

Trust your heart dont be afraid to

Trust your heart don’t be afraid to reach out to something new.Go ahead get yor hopes up even if things turns out differently than

Our lives are the only meaningful expression

Our lives are the only meaningful expression of what we believe and in Whom we believe. And the only real wealth, for any of

The most critical moment in life

The most Critical Moment In Life’ When some one very special hurts u so deeply, Causes tears in ur eyes. And ask,’what Happened’? But

Q what do you call a man

Q: What do you call a man who can’t hear anything? Sardar: Anything you want because he can’t hear na!!!

Q what do you get from

Q : What do you get from a pampered cow? A : Spoiled milk.

Advice is what we ask for when

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t. Erica Jong

What is dua d dil se

WHAT is “DUA”? “D”- DIL se nikli hui awaz jo aap ko har din sachi KHUSHI de. “U”- UDASI aap ke QAREEB se bhi

When an angel came to me he

When an angel came to me, he asked: ‘What is your wish for tonight?’ I said ‘Please take care of the person who’s reading

Love is when that special someone kisses

Love is when that special someone kisses you. Love is having someone to talk to. Love is being romantic on that one day. Love

I was in a taxi when the

…*I was in a taxi when the taxi driver said: I love this job, I’m my 0wn boss… & nobody tells me what to

Dad son what do you want

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

If i were to describe true luv

If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm

If i were asked to give what

If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of advice for all humanity it would be this: Expect

Take heed you do not find what

Take heed: you do not find what you do not seek. English Proverb

What is the full formof obamao originallyb born

What Is The Full-formOf ‘OBAMA’ O: Originally B: Born In A: Africa To M: Manage The A: Americans … ;->

Like birds let us leave behind what

Like birds, let us, leave behind what we dont need to carry, GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS. Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY

An honest treasurer who gives what he

“An honest treasurer who gives what he is ordered to give fully, perfectly and willingly to the person to whom he is ordered to

A 5 year old girl asked

A 5 Year Old Girl Asked…. The Boy Who Sits Next To Her ‘WHAT IS LOVE’ … He Replied …. …’ Love Is When

What is ishq the answer pepsi

What is ‘ISHQ’???? The answer is ‘Pepsi’ P=Pyar E=Ehsaas P=Pagalpan S=Sabar I=Imtihan Waoo !!! Itna sab kuch sirf 15 Rupay mein!!!!!

Attitude rel0adedp girl i hate

Attitude rel0aded..:p Girl : i hate u 😡 Boy : w0w what a c0-incidence xD

Art thou ashamed to kiss then wink

‘Art thou ashamed to kiss? Then wink again, And I will wink; so shall the day seem night. Love keeps his revels where there

Santa i have swallowed a kay

Santa: I have swallowed a kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate

Sweeter than the candies lovellier red

Sweeter than the candies lovellier than the red roses more huggable than soft toys that’s what you’re here’s wishing you a valentines day that’s

Two thoughts that decide your attitude first

Two thoughts that decide your attitude First, “What you think of yourself when you have nothing”. Second. “What you think of others when you

Hi had ur dinner go 2 bed

Hi had ur dinner Go 2 bed fast Because something is waiting 4 u Do u know what is that…? “Sweet dreams” Gud nite!

Subha bakhair what a nice feeling to

Subha Bakhair What a nice feeling To B In Love With *AlLah* No Pain No Disapointment No worries. Just Blessings Blessings AND Blessings. !!!

When asked what is forgiveness a

When asked: ?what is forgiveness?? A little girl gave this lovely reply: ?Its the sweet scent a flower gives after being crushed?.

the journey of life is travelled

*’* The Journey Of LIFE Is Travelled Only Once…! So, Make TAUBA For Past, SHUKAR For Present, & DUA For The Future Because DUA

Sardarji was asked what is a

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

Smart quote i m only responsible

Smart Quote ‘I m only responsible for what I say.. Not for what u understand’..!

The eyes say i luv u dear

The Eyes Say, I Luv U Dear, The Lips Move,no words appear, If Ur luv Is True,Sincere & Real,what the Lips Hide, the Eyes

What a happy and holy fashion it

What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow

Pappu while filling up a form dad

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.? Santa: Very long

I am made of 5 letters if

I am made of 5 letters, If U remove the first letter, It is part of our body. If U remove the second letter,

A wise man was asked what is

A Wise Man was Asked: “What is Meaning of Life..?” He said: “Life itself has No Meaning..Life is An Opportunity to Create a Meaning..”

Best football joke ever question what

BEST FOOTBALL JOKE EVER , Question-What Do You Do After Pakistan Wins The Football World Cup ? Answer. Switch Off The Playstation:-D:P

Girl what do you like in me

Girl: What Do You Like In Me? Boy: Those Who White Big Balls Having White Dots In It. Girl: Whattt?? Boy: Yes I Like

When a woman says what its

When a woman says ‘WHAT?’ Its not because she didn’t hear you… She’s just giving you a chance to change what you said.

Never be proudnor depressed for what you

never be proud,,nor be depressed for what you are and The position you hold in society,, BCOZ when the game of chees iz over,

The resurrection gives my life meaning and

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. – Robert Flatt

Ayat what shall we then turn away

AYAT: What! shall We then turn away the reminder from you altogether because you are an extravagant people? 43:5

We generate our own environment get exactly

We generate our own environment. We get exactly what we deserve. How can we resent a life we’ve created ourselves? Who’s to blame, who’s

Wife do you want dinner husband

Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no.

If u look for gud ll find

If U Look for Gud U ll find Gud If U look for Bad U ll find Bad In Life U always find What

There is no fear in love if

There is no fear in Love, if the Love is real and perfect it overshadows all fears and Concern. Love is not what you

Read slowly lifeisnowhere what did u

Read Slowly “LIFEISNOWHERE” What Did U Read! Life Is No Where Or Life Is Now Here? Just A Beautiful Line 2 Say “Life Depends

Pathan got job in a telenor call

Pathan got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do? Pathan: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid

It hurts to see the one you

it hurts to see the one you love walk away. but what really hurts the most is when they let you believe that they

What is sweet but not honey precious

What is sweet but not Honey, Precious but not Money, Bright but not Sunshine, Impr! oves with time but not Wine??? Its….OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!

Its too heard to loose someone who

Its too heard to loose someone who is: 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly – – That’s me, what

What is love love a

What is Love ? ‘Love is a relational bond through which hearts and emotions of lovers are connected ‘

The art of being wise is the

The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook. William James

Try to be best friend i beeee

try to be best friend I try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some Goodmorning flowers right to

Look outside see the trees watch flowers

Look Outside, see the trees Watch the flowers in the breeze Things won’t be like this in a year or two If polluting is

A short thing its get longer as

A short thing its get longer as u hold it & pass between woman’s breast & enters into a small hole What is it?

Livetogether what did you read live together

LIVETOGETHER what did you read? Live together or live to get her. Just a beautiful way to say life is the way how you

Allah doesnt guarantee a life full of

ALLAH doesn’t guarantee a life full of sunshine free from storms. What He guarantees however is His watchful eyes over us as we go

People are so worried about what they

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, But they really should be worried about what they eat

Romance is in the air chocolate hearts

Romance is in the air. Chocolate hearts, roses, and greeting cards are everywhere. If you really want to be romantic, ignore all of these

Maths teacher asks a boy what are

Maths Teacher Asks A Boy What Are 2,4,10,17? The Boy Replies They Are HBO, ZOOM, SONY And POGO… ;-):-D

The world thinest book has 0nly one

The World thinest book has 0nly one word written in it’EVERYTHING’ ANd the book is titled bY ‘WHAT’ WMAN WANT’ :p

Imperiously he leaps neighs bounds and now

Imperiously he leaps, he neighs, he bounds, And now his woven girths he breaks asunder; The bearing earth with his hard hoof he wounds,

A father is someone that holds your

A Father Is Someone That Holds Your Hand At The Fair Makes Sure You Do What Your Mother Says Holds Back Your Hair When

The most painful moment in your life

(THE MOST PAINFUL MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE) WHEN SOMEONE VERY SPECIALLY HURTS YOU SO DEEPLY CAUSES TEARS IN YOUR EYES AND ASKED YOU WHAT

Nurse 2 sardarsardar g apka heart fail

Nurse 2 sardar.Sardar g apka heart fail hua he. Sardar:hahahaha WHAT A JOKE mera heart to school b nhn jata.

For to fear death my friends is

For to fear death, my friends, is only to think ourselves wise without really being wise, for it is to think that we know

Angel what do you want boy

Angel: What do you want? Boy: a beautiful girl Angle: if u r muslim I’ll give you katrina if u r hindu I’ll give

One day a rich dad took his

…*One day a rich dad took his son on a trip. wanted to show him how poor some one can be… They spent time

If a gorilla catches u what

If A Gorilla Catches U, What Will U Do? ? ? I Know U Both Will Start Playing… Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!

Character is like a tree and reputation

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.

Love i love you not only

Love I love you, Not only for what you are, But for what I am When I am with you. I love you, Not

Character is the final decision to reject

Character is the final decision to reject whatever is demeaning to oneself or to others and with confidence and honesty choose what is right.

J21 ksi ka dil torakiun j22

J21: Ksi ka dil tora?kiun J22: Kisi se pyar kia? Name btao J23:Kbi chori ki? Kyun? kab? J24:Muj pai kbi gusa aya? Q? J25:

A morning prayer lord let me

A Morning Prayer: ‘Lord, Let me use my heart 2 see, 2 realize what friends can b. Make no judgments from afar, but love

The most crictical moment in life

‘The MOST CRICTICAL MOMeNT IN LIFE ‘ when someone very special hurt u so deeply, lots of tears in ur eyes. and ask,’WhaT HApPeNeD’?

Question paper in year 2010 1 name

Question Paper In Year 2010 1-Name The Cities Of PAKISTAN Where Electricity Is Found. 2-How Does Sugar Taste?Explain In Ur Own Words. 3-Draw A

Teacher to student zuhaib what

Teacher to student: . Zuhaib what is the most popular answer to the teachers questions? . Zuhaib: I dont know maam. . Teacher: Correct!

Dont think about what you havent got

Don’t Think About What You Haven’t Got……” Think About What You Have Got & How To Use It …..” Good Morning & Stay Blessed

What is confidence 10 boys decided

‘What is confidence? 10 boys decided to propose a girl… 9 boys came with roses.. 1 boy came with . . . ‘MOLVI’ This

Professor 2 studnt what is attention deficit

Professor 2 studnt: What is ‘Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder’? Student: Jimba Lomba Bomba! Prof: aby ye kya tha..? Stdnt: pehle tu bta wo kya

Pyar krne wale pareshan h0 jate hain

Pyar Krne Wale Pareshan H0 Jate Hain Shadi Krne Wale Pagal H0 Jate Hain Drink krne Wale Devdas H0 Jate Hain Par Hmare SmS

Hold your right cheek with hand

Hold your right cheek with your right hand & Hold your left cheek with your left hand you knw what it is? Meri Taraf

I love you for not what are

I Love You For Not What You Are But What I become when I am there with You. SO be with me forever. “Happy

The measure of a mans character is

The measure of a man’s character is what he would do if he knew he never would be found out. Thomas B. Macaulay

A touching love storya boy n gal

A TOUCHING love Story a boy n Gal Luv each other..One day They were Talking..Boy Touched Girl’s hand n girl Touched boy’s Hand.. What

Everything has a time and place over

Everything Has A Time And Place Over Time Things Must Change And Like A River Life Goes On I Used To Say Love Was

Wife so what do you have for

Wife: So What Do You Have For Me Today . . . ? Husband: ? ? Wife: I Can’t Believe You Forgot ! Husband:0h….

But blind to former as future fate

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? Alexander Pope

I am missing you what do

i Am Missing you What i Do?? Tell me:-) 1-Hug pillow or 2-Hug Teddy Bear or 3-just Come to YOU And Hug you

What you want to see in others

What you want to see in others, you must first see it inside you. What you must first expect it from yourself. Life is

I dont know for what but love

I don’t know for what, but, I love you a lot …. hmmm I don’t like to share my privacy with someone …. but,

What is the real tragedy of film

What is the real tragedy of film SHOLAY Ek to Thakur ki bv nahi thi upar se Gabbar ne uske haath b kaat Diye