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Like birds let us leave behind what

Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry… GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS. Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY

I believe that you control your destiny

I believe that you control your destiny, that you can be what you want to be. You can also stop and say, No, I

To see what is right and not

To see what is right and not to do it, is want of courage. Confucius

Attitude rel0adedp girl i hate

Attitude rel0aded..:p Girl : i hate u 😡 Boy : w0w what a c0-incidence xD

We learn wisdom from failure much more

We learn wisdom from failure much more than from success. We often discover what will do, by finding out what will not do; and

pearl of the day when

~*~ Pearl Of The Day ~*~ ‘When You Talk, You Repeat What You Already Know , …But When You Listen, You Often Learn Something

Sardarji was asked what is a

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

To be a freshman is to in

To be a freshman is to be in possession of a wonderful thing: time. There is time to figure out what you want to

Feeling bored wondering what to do

Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip.. take out your book from your bag and

There is no fear in love if

There is no fear in Love, if the Love is real and perfect it overshadows all fears and Concern. Love is not what you

Husband texts to wife on cell

Husband texts to wife on cell.. ‘Hi,what r u doing Darling?’ Wife: I’m dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types ‘Sweet Heart, how can

Everything has a time and place over

Everything Has A Time And Place Over Time Things Must Change And Like A River Life Goes On I Used To Say Love Was

If i were to describe true luv

If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm

Girl hi baby boy my

girl: hi baby! 🙂 boy: hi my lovely.. (sending failed) girl: are u there?? boy: yes ! yes i am here! (sending failed) girl:

Dear allah i dont know all the

Dear Allah..!! I dont know all the challenges my friends are facing but u know everything!! I hear their silence,, U hear their plead.

I heard what you said im not

“I heard what you said. I’m not the silly romantic you think. I don’t want the heavens or the shooting stars. I don’t want

It makes me so happy happy this

It makes me so happy It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a good morning sms right back

The resurrection gives my life meaning and

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. – Robert Flatt

A teacher asked what is forgiveness cute

A teacher asked what is forgiveness..? A cute little girl gave this lovely reply: “It is the wonderful smell that a flower gives when

Ek larkay se kisi larki ne pucha

Ek Larkay se kisi Larki Ne Pucha ap mujny LOVE kay barey mian kuch batao Swal WHAT IS LOVE ? JAWAB LOVE IS MISS

This iz crime story five friendz lived

This iz crime story. Five friendz lived in a room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY. One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time

Learn to express rather than impress

Learn To Express Rather Than Impress Expressing Evokes A ‘Me Too’ Attitude While Impressing Evokes A ‘So What’ Attitude Feel d Difference gUd A.M

Doctor mrs taniya good news for u

Doctor: Mrs Taniya, good news for U ! Girl: What do u mean by Mrs..? i am Miss Taniya… Doctor: Okay Miss Taniya, bad

A little lamp can do what the

A little lamp can do what the big sun cannot do, it gives light at night, no one is superior by size, but by

O what a sight it was wistly

O what a sight it was wistly to view How she came stealing to the wayward boy! To note the fighting conflict of her

The world doesnot need more mountains to

The world doesnot need more mountains to climb! more seas to cross!or more stars to shine! what the world needs is only more of

Mallika sherawat i have been raped in

Mallika Sherawat: I have been Raped in The Dark by a Sardar! Police: How Do You know He Was a Sardar? Malika: Because, I

Eid mubarak may allah give u

‘Eid Mubarak’ May Allah give U, what ever U want in ur life, May Allah Bless U & Ur family with all His end

Know the true value of time

‘Know the true value of time; Snatch,Seize,and enjoy, every moment of it. No idleness,no delay,no procrastination; never put off till tomorrow, what you can

Missing someone is the most painful thing

MISSING someone is the most PAINFUL thing in the world… But what hurts even more is when the person whom you are missing is

Life is a journey and love what

Life is a journey, and love is what makes that journey worthwhile. Happy Teddy Bear Day

What kisses mean kiss on handi adore

What kisses mean! KISS ON HAND=i adore u, KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends, KISS ON NECK=i want u, KISS ON LIPS=i love u, KISS

My attitude i live for

My attitude* *. I LIVE FOR THE MOMENTS YOU CAN’T PUT INTO WORDS. *. TAKE ME AS I AM, OR WATCH ME AS I

Teachr 2 sleepy student who invented steam

Teachr 2 Sleepy Student: Who Invented Steam Engine? Studnt: What Sir? Teachr: Yes Correct It’s James Watt Moral: Sleeping Improves Ur Genral Knwledge…

We do not want nowadays temples of

We do not want nowadays temples of worship and outward rites and ceremonies. What we really want is an Asram. We want a place

Attitude rocks girl i

Attitude Rocks: . . … Girl: I Hate You.. :-/ . . . . . . . . Boy: What A Coincidence.. :

Lets go get up stop faking it

Let’s go, get up, stop faking it; Get your sorry behind off that bed. Try positive thinking to get back to work. Your illness

Sweeter than the candies lovellier red

Sweeter than the candies lovellier than the red roses more huggable than soft toys that’s what you’re here’s wishing you a valentines day that’s

U r rich when dont need

U R Rich when U dont need more than what U have ! Generous when U can give as happily as U Take !

Judge of your natural character by what

Judge of your natural character by what you do in your dreams. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Rajnikant went to world cooking championship of

Rajnikant went to world cooking championship… Of course rajni won but guess what he made in finale??? . . . . . Lal mirch

Teacher what is half of 8

Teacher: What is half of 8? Student: Depend krta hai mam agar horizontaly aadha kro to ‘O’ aur vertically kro to ‘3’. 😀 Think

What is pyaar its a group of

WHAT IS PYAAR IT’S A GROUP OF FRIENDS SITTING IN A CANTEEN WITH CUP OF TEA AND COFFEE IN HAND AND SAYING P…..YAAR WARNA

What i need to live has been

What I Need To Live Has been Given To Me By The Earth … Why I Need To Live Has Been Given To Me

It hurts when we risk our heart

It HuRtS wHeN wE rIsK oUr HEART & It EnDs uP bEiNg BROKEN bUt WhAt hUrTs MoRe iS wHeN wE STILL HoLd On WhEn

In a relationship it is not important

in a relationship, it is not important that both partners think the same…what is important is that they both think together.

When he did frown o had she

When he did frown, O had she then gave over, Such nectar from his lips she had not sucked. Foul words and frowns must

Which animal most resembles your personality

Which animal most resembles your personality? What is the one quality or feature you would like to change about yourself?

What is a kiss in view

What is a kiss? In view of… Geometry: ‘kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!’ Economics: ‘kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND

Loving is not how u forget but

Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how

Quote remember happiness doesnt depend upon who

Quote: ‘Remember happiness doesn’t depend upon who you are or what you have; it depends solely on what you think.’

In chemistry class teacher ask 2 a

In chemistry class teacher ask 2 a Girl. what is nitrate? Girl(sharma k) sir,night rate Rs1500/ hotel k bhi aap pay karo gay

Art is a step from what obvious

Art is a step from what is obvious and well-known toward what is arcane and concealed. Kahlil Gibran

Do you know what hurts the most

Do You Know What Hurts The Most . . . ? Itx When U Had Made Someone Feel Special Yesterday The Same Person Today

I just love when morning gets here

I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way

All i really need to know about

All I really need to know about how to live and what to do and how to be I learned in kindergarten. Remember the

Appreciate life itself even if its not

Appreciate life itself even if it’s not a bed of roses. Contentment is not fulfillment of what u wish 4 but appreciation of what

You are poetry come outside to

You Are Poetry You come outside To view the faint sunset Light bewildered by trees Shines through quietly You glide your soft auburn hair

A sardar saw a beautiful girlhe went

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he went and kissed her. Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?” Sardar : B.Com final year”

Our character is what we do when

Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking. H. Jackson Brown,

Ay me quoth venus young and so

‘Ay me,’ quoth Venus ‘young, and so unkind! What bare excuses mak’st thou to be gone! I’ll sigh celestial breath, whose gentle wind Shall

Love is what you show others inside

love is what you show others love is inside us all love is what sets you free love is your heart

Never let go of hope someday

Never let go of hope. Someday u will see that It all has finally come together. What u have always wished for has finally

Math teacher to studnt if u hv

‘Math teacher to studnt: If U hv 1000 Rs in 1 pocket & 1000 rupees in another pocket, what will U think? Student: Oe

Aur ab lollywood pesh karta hai ek

Aur Ab Lollywood Pesh Karta Hai Ek or New Film Guess what? . ? ? ? ? ? . . . . . .

In a boys life you meet

In A Boys Life… -You Meet A Girl. -She’s Exactly What You Wanted. -You Make Her Your World. -She Breaks Your Heart In Half.

Love for allah if my love

Love for Allah If my love is attached to Thee Then from sin I will be free Each time my heart will beat Your

If your asking if i need u

If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever.. If Your askin if I’ll Leave U the answer is Never.. If Your

Girl what do you like in me

Girl: What Do You Like In Me? Boy: Those Who White Big Balls Having White Dots In It. Girl: Whattt?? Boy: Yes I Like

A boy with a sweet girl entered

A boy with a sweet girl entered a jewellery shop & Choose a ring worth 8 lacs for her. Gave a cheque & said

In chemistry class the teacher asked a

In chemistry class, the teacher asked a girl, What is ‘Nitrate’ The girl replied Rs 2500 hotel room bill this is my night rate!!

If somebody asks u about me what

If somebody asks u about me, what word u’ll say quickly:- ‘Oh yarr! he is ‘———‘ Reply must. No reply meanx no care.

What is the difference bw new marriage

What Is the Difference B/w New Marriage And Old Marriage? . .New Marige Mei Log LIPS Mila k Or . . Old Marriage Me

What a pity im not at your

What a pity! I’m not at your place! Miles separate me from you This night in my dreams I’ll see your face Good night,

Im not supposed to im to love

‘I’m not supposed to’ I’m not supposed to love you, I’m not supposed to care, I’m not supposed to live my life wishing you

What is the difference between blood and

What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed.

What wil u select 4 my personality

What Wil U Select 4 My Personality..? 1.Blue Bangles 2.White Dress 3.Red Lipstick 4.Pink Earings 5.Silver Ring 6.Black Eye Makeup 7.Golden Shoes. Reply.. Then

A girl was crying bitterly mom

A girl was crying bitterly. Mom: what happened dear? Daughter: Mom do i lookk like a wicked witch? Mom: No! Daughter: Are my eyes

Valentines day mothers fathers childrens birthday chocolates

Valentine’s Day… Mother’s Day… Father’s Day… Children’s Day… Birthday… Chocolate’s Day… Rose’s Day… etc…. etc…. Most of us remember and care of its very

J21 ksi ka dil torakiun j22

J21: Ksi ka dil tora?kiun J22: Kisi se pyar kia? Name btao J23:Kbi chori ki? Kyun? kab? J24:Muj pai kbi gusa aya? Q? J25:

What is love in math a problem

What is love? In math, a problem…….. In history, a battle…….. In science, it’s a reaction……. In art, it’s a heart. But to me?

An 0utstanding answer by a child when

An 0utstanding Answer By A Child When Asked, ‘What is DREAM..?’ He Replied: ‘Where There Is No Price Tags 0n The Toys Which I

We cannot be together but well

We cannot be together, But we’ll never be apart, For no matter what life brings us, You’re always in my heart.

I respect faith but doubt is what

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education. Wilson Mizner

Womens day wishes to a friend what

womens day wishes to a friend What is Real but Invisible? -ur Care what is true but unfair? -ur Absence What is sweet but

Now quick desire hath caught the yielding

Now quick desire hath caught the yielding prey, And glutton-like she feeds, yet never filleth; Her lips are conquerors, his lips obey, Paying what

I know you like letters so heres

I know you like letters, so here’s a few: I’ve never felt better than when I was with you, But you do what you

These feelings are like no other that

These feelings are like no other that I have had. These feelings are more like something I’ve dreamed. I have never had these feelings

Personality is who we are and

Personality is who we are and what we do when everybody is watching. Character is- who we are and what we do when NOBODY

What i need to live has been

What i need to live has been given to me by the earth.. Why i need to live has been given to me by

Nothing changes more constantly than the past

Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men

Its an imaginary world where we are

Its an imaginary world, where we are forced to dream the future of super humans, the super natural humans bhind the stage playing everything

A person went to his neighbour where

A Person Went to his Neighbour, Where an Old Couple Lived. He Went Inside Where he Found that the Old Man still called her

I know youve been hurt by someone

I know you’ve been hurt, by, someone else. I can tell by the way, you carry yourself. If you let me, here’s what I’ll

never tell people how to do

? Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. *:*:*:^:^:^:^((((AW))))^:^:^:^:*:*:*

What is common between allama iqbal gandhi

What is common between allama iqbal, gandhi and qaid-e-azam? Pathan replied All r born on govt holidays:-) *Geo PATHAN Geo*:-)

Panjabi uk gya airport officer ne name

Panjabi UK gya, Airport officer ne name pucha, Panjabi: ‘Umer Draz Bhatti’ Officer: English may bolo, Panjabi kuch dair sochne k baad, ‘LONG LIFE

As time goes on the taste of

As time goes on, The taste of relations increases. Either it becomes more Sweet or More Salty & That depends only on what we

People are so worried about what they

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat

What is love its not a

What is LOVE..??? Its not a thing will not come first site… Because.. Love is a moment of truth… Happy Valentines day…

Do you know why the spelling of

Do You Know Why The Spelling Of Women Starts With W?? Because All Quetions In The World Start With W.. Such As Who? Why?

Be a role model one of

BE A ROlE ModEL: One of the best ways we influence is by our own actions. Who we are speaks much more loudly than

Girl what youll do if i die

Girl: What You’ll Do If I Die? Boy: I’ll Live Happily For D Rest Of My Life Next Day The Girl Died With A

The secret to happiness is not in

The secret to happiness is not in doing what one likes to do, but in liking what one has to do.

We spend our days waiting for the

We spend our days waiting for the ideal path to appear in front of us. But what we forget is that, paths are made

Never express to the world what you

Never express to the world what you can do. Show the world by doing it.

A boy with his girlfrnd entered a

A boy with his girlfrnd entered a jewellery shop & Choose a ring worth 8 lacs for her Gave a cheque & said he

Pyar krne wale pareshan h0 jate hain

Pyar Krne Wale Pareshan H0 Jate Hain Shadi Krne Wale Pagal H0 Jate Hain Drink krne Wale Devdas H0 Jate Hain Par Hmare SmS

5 most undefined things of girls

5 Most Undefined Things Of Girls: 1)Tum Na Bohat Wo Ho (Now What The Hell Is ‘Wo’ 2)Mujhe Tumse Ye Umeed Nahi Thi (No

I respect faith but doubt is what

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.

Teacher what shape is the earth student

Teacher: What Shape Is The Earth? Student: I don’t know. Teacher: Well! What kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear? Student: Square ones. Teacher:

To love is to risk sometimes we

To love is to risk.. sOmEtiMes we get wt we dont xpect.. bt dats juz how it is to love.. we simply have to

What is the true meaning of study

What is the true meaning of ‘Study’?? . . . . . . S. Sleeping T. Talking U. Unlimited sms D. Dreaming Y. Yaani

Sardar told his servant go and water

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant it’s already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

People will always throw stones in your

People will always throw stones in your path ! It dpends on u ! what do u make from it: A ‘Wall’ of difficulties.

True love hears what is not spoken

True Love Hears What Is Not Spoken, And Understands What Is Not Explained, For Love Doesn’t Work In The Mouth, Nor The Mind, But

Sardar what is the cost of hair

Sardar: What Is The Cost Of Hair Cut? Barber: Rs 20 Sardar: Then What Is The Cost Of Shaving? Barber: Rs 10 Sardar: Oh!

Boy my girl frnd broke up with

Boy: ‘My girl frnd broke up with me nd sent me her pics with her new boy frnd! Frnd:Aww thats very bad. what did

A good apology has 3 parts 1

‘A GOOD APOLOGY HAS 3 PARTS’ 1. I AM SORRY 2. IT’S MY FAULT AND 3. WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE IT RIGHT

What is my point asmile blook

What is my +point? A)smile B)look C)dress D)language E)voice F)eyes G)silence H)nature I)style Send 2 all ur friends nd C the result. But 1’st

dont let what you cannot do

? Don’t let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. *:*:*:^:^:^:^((((AW))))^:^:^:^:*:*:*

What i need to live has been

What i need to live has been given to me by the earth Why i need to live has been given to me by

B4 i go to sleep u knw

B4 i go to sleep, u knw wht i do? i think of u & whn its my lucky nyt, i dream of u.

Ab farazz arabic or english me shair

Ab FaRaZz Arabic Or EngLish Me Shair Arz KarTe Hain ‘Haaza Ya Faraaza AaLu MaTar PiyaZza Ya RaFeeKa Ya aTeeKa Koi sMs Nahi kiTa,

Love dont ask who are you love

love dont ask!! ‘Who are you!!’ Love only says!! ‘You are mine!!’ Love dont ask!! ‘Where are you from!!’ Love only says!! ‘You lives

Love is what makes you smile when

“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.”

Ji mazy main what about u ap

ji mazy main what about u? ap lagta hai yaha par new ho.

Wondering what my valentine lover will

Wondering what my Valentine lover Will give me on Valentine’s day Will it be a trip abroad? Will it be money for me to

Im so confused i never know what

I’m so confused I never know what you want from me My heart is forever bruised I feel like I can never be free

What you get by achieving your goals

What you get by achieving your goals is to as important as what you become by achieving your goals. Zig Ziglar

Boy is sitting in a hotel room

Boy is sitting in a hotel room with a girl Girl: mana k tum b larke ho or me larki Boy: to? Girl: mana

Shadi k 2nd din wife janu nashta

Shadi k 2nd din wife: Janu Nashta karna hy? Husband: Sex hi hmara Nashta hy ye kehte hi Sex start Wife: Duphar ko, Lunch

Butterflies dont know in what color their

Butterflies dont know in what color their wings r but human eyes know how nice-it is. Likewise u dont knw how sweet u r