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What can be added to the happiness

What can be added to the happiness of a man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience?

If someone passed any degree after graduation

If sOmeOne Passed Any Degree after GraduatiOn It’s Called Post Graduate If sOme Passed a Degree After Masters, What it wOuld b Called? Simple

Pathan hotel main murgha khanay gaya laikin

Pathan hotel main murgha khanay gaya laikin murghay ka english word bhool gaya. Waiter: ‘What would you like to have Sir? Pathan: ‘One Plate

Sardar suffering from cold and was shivering

Sardar suffering from cold and was shivering. His son called a doc. Doc: What happened? Son: Bimari da ta pata nahin per baapu saver

One day i saw a smart boy

One day I saw a smart boy in a restaurant. What a style. What a beauty. What a fashion. I walked near to him,

When u face choices just toss a

When U Face Choices… Just toss a coin.. not just because it settles the question, but while the coin is in d air, u

One day a rich dad took his

…*One day a rich dad took his son on a trip. wanted to show him how poor some one can be… They spent time

In a relationship it is not important

in a relationship, it is not important that both partners think the same…what is important is that they both think together.

Someone asked what makes people happy some

Someone asked what makes people happy. Some said wealth and some said fame. I was thinking about this when my cell phone beeped and

Gain and loss are not static ups

Gain and loss are not static, ups and down are not permanent, laughs and tears are not life. Does it want you think and

If your asking if i need u

If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever.. If Your askin if I’ll Leave U the answer is Never.. If Your

The world doesnot need more mountains to

The world doesnot need more mountains to climb! more seas to cross!or more stars to shine! what the world needs is only more of

Count your blessings name them one

Count your blessings Count your blessings Name them one by one Count your blessings See what GOD has done Count your blessings Name them

Shakespeare said it is not necessary to

SHAKESPEARE Said:- “It is not necessary to share everything between true friends, But it is necessary that what u share must be true’.

Teacher should aim for 90 marks student ill get

TEACHER-should aim for 90% marks! STUDENT-i’ll get 100% marks! TEACHER-What.. Why are you kidding ? STUDENT- Who starts ?

What was the name of civilization that

What was the name of the civilization that dominated the area from the year 2000 BC and 1000 years ahead? The Babylonians The Sumerians

A beautiful girl enter in the class

‘A Beautiful Girl enter in the class room.’ ‘All boys got crazy for her.’ ‘They all stand in her way, but after her reply

Dont count what u lost cherish have

Don`t count what U lost, Cherish what U have N plan what to gain bcoz past never returns, but future may return the lost!

Man sees sardar g standing in d middle

Man sees Sardar-G standing in d middle of a huge field of grass & notices, He is just standing dere, doing nothing, looking @

If you will think about what ought

If you will think about what you ought to do for other people, your character will take care of itself. Character is a by-product,

When u smilemy eyes smile sometimes

WHEN U SMILE,MY EYES SMILE SOMETIMES I WONDER WHAT IS THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN US??? MAY BE ITS JUST THAT…. WHEN U SMILE,MY EYES SMILE

U know what is ishqi tell uits

U know what is ISHQ?I Tell U.its PEPSI.P=pyaar E=Ehsaas P=Pagalpan S=Sabar I= Imtihaan.ab ISHQ Sirf Rs.10/- main.Enjoy ISHQ.O ye!Babli.

Network busy number no signal massage not

Network busy number busy No signal massage not sent…. That’s what we’ll see on 1st day of ‘’Eid’’ So “Happy Eid Day” before the

What a nice feeling to be

What A Nice Feeling To Be In ‘LOVE’ With ‘ALLAH’ No Pain, No Disappointment And No Worries. Just Blessings, Blessings And Blessings.

What is thy body but a swallowing

‘What is thy body but a swallowing grave, Seeming to bury that posterity Which by the rights of time thou needs must have, If

F u open my

F U OPEN MY ,–. .–. ‘. ( .’ ‘ .). ‘ HEART WHAT Will U SEE? ,- -. i .- -. ‘. (

What is dua d dil se

WHAT is “DUA”? “D”- DIL se nikli hui awaz jo aap ko har din sachi KHUSHI de. “U”- UDASI aap ke QAREEB se bhi

Lets recall our memories tell me

Lets recall our memories! Tell me ap ne mujhe pehli baar kb dekha tha or us waqt what did u think abt me? Snd

Feeling bored wondering what to do

Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip.. take out your… book from your bag and

It is only with the heart that

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye. Antoine de Saint-Exup?ry

Love for allah if my love

Love for Allah If my love is attached to Thee Then from sin I will be free Each time my heart will beat Your

Boy my ex girlfriends status on facebook says

Boy: My Ex-Girlfriend’s Status On Facebook Says: ‘Standing On The Edge of A Bridge…’ Friend: So What Did You Comment? Boy: Nothing, I Just

Pathan in computer exam examiner what

Pathan In Computer Exam Examiner ‘What is Microsoft Excel?’ Pathan: ‘It is a new brand of Surf Excel, to clean the computer :p:-) Geo

The resurrection gives my life meaning and

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. – Robert Flatt

Fantastic words our character is what

Fantastic words* ‘Our Character Is What We Do When We Think No One Is Looking’

Do u know what r the meanings

Do u know what r the meanings of VALENTINE Ans: You r V:very E:eminent L:lovely E:energetic N:nice T:tamizdar I:inteligent N:noble E:everloving

I never see what has been done

‘I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done’. (Buddha)

30 al adl the one who is entitled

30. Al-^Adl: The One who is entitled to do what He does.

Ay me quoth venus young and so

‘Ay me,’ quoth Venus ‘young, and so unkind! What bare excuses mak’st thou to be gone! I’ll sigh celestial breath, whose gentle wind Shall

Best when you talk are only

Best* When you talk you are only repeating what you already know, but if you listen, you may learn something new be a silent

Learn to express rather than impress

Learn To Express Rather Than Impress Expressing Evokes A ‘Me Too’ Attitude While Impressing Evokes A ‘So What’ Attitude Feel d Difference gUd A.M

The art of being wise is the

The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook. William James

Do not count what u have lost

Do not count what u have lost. Just see what u have now, because past never comes back but sometimes future can give u

Veena malik apni book nmbr 302 mein

Veena Malik apni book nmbr 302 mein likhti ha, WhAT is SEX? Sex is like PEPSI Ye dil mangay aur Sex is like IODEX

When u feel hot and warm at

When u feel hot and warm at the same time, when u read over the same line for the tenth time, when you heart

A mother serves her sugar with

A mother serves her sugar with A bit of peppermint To clarify the passages That carry what she meant When she first set to

What is love ans miss

What is Love ? Ans Love is miss understanding betweeb two fools

5 most undefined things of girls

5 Most Undefined Things Of Girls: 1)Tum Na Bohat Wo Ho (Now What The Hell Is ‘Wo’ 2)Mujhe Tumse Ye Umeed Nahi Thi (No

I hope youre feeling better miss you

I hope you’re feeling better, I miss you every day. I’m always thinking of you, So this is what I say, Get Well Soon!

A friend of mine asked me one

A Friend of mine Asked me one day: What if i break your trust smeday? I Replied: Trusting on you is my decision &

Trust your heart dont be afraid to

Trust your heart don’t be afraid to reach out to something new.Go ahead get yor hopes up even if things turns out differently than

What i need to live has been

What i need to live has been given to me by the earth Why i need to live has been given to me by

Attitude rel0adedp girl i hate

Attitude rel0aded..:p Girl : i hate u 😡 Boy : w0w what a c0-incidence xD

Angel what do you want boy

Angel: What do you want? Boy: a beautiful girl Angle: if u r muslim I’ll give you katrina if u r hindu I’ll give

Can i have your picture so santa

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.

English countries me jb barish hoti hy

English countries me jb barish hoti hy to awazen ati hyn ‘What a romantic weather’ hamary han barish hoti hy to awaz ati hei…

Its not hard to make decisions when

It’s not hard to make decisions when you know what your values are. Anonymous

What i need to live has been

What i need to live has been given to me by the earth … Why i need to live has been given to me

Know the true value of time snatch

Know the true value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it. No idleness, no delay, no procrastination; never put off till

So heres how engineering class works what

So Here’s How ENGINEERING Class Works! What We Learn In Class: 1 + 1 Homework: -55x + 47y Exam: 308240×2(3454x + 84)+ 8343x(y –

The notion that the public accepts or

The notion that the public accepts or rejects anything in modern art is merely romantic fiction. The game is completed and the trophies distributed

Sometimes what you want is not always

Sometimes what you want is not always what you get, but in the end what you get is so much better than what you

Teacher what is half of 8

Teacher: What is half of 8? Student: Depend krta hai mam agar horizontaly aadha kro to ‘O’ aur vertically kro to ‘3’. 😀 Think

Sardar was looking at a painting for

Sardar was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body. Someone asked what are u

Pyar krne wale pareshan h0 jate hain

Pyar Krne Wale Pareshan H0 Jate Hain Shadi Krne Wale Pagal H0 Jate Hain Drink krne Wale Devdas H0 Jate Hain Par Hmare SmS

Love dont asks who are you

Love Don’t Asks ‘ Who Are You?’ Love Only Says ‘ You Are Mine !’ Love Don’t Asks ‘Where Are You From?’ Love Only

Character is like a tree and reputation

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.

Missing you is not the

Missing You … Is Not The Hard Part !!! But …. Knowing That I Once Had You … Is What Breaks My Heart …

Have you not seen that to allah

Have you not seen that to Allah, prostrates whosoever is in the heavens and in the earth, and the sun, and the moon, and

Happy valentines day from me to you

Happy Valentines Day from me to you. So glad i sent a card to you. You know how I feel you know what i

3 feelings what is the diference bw

3 FEELINGS what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant & panic

Ever notice that what the hell is

Ever notice that what the hell is always the right decision? Anonymous

Loveis more than what i have you

Love,is more than what I have. Love,is more than what you are. Love,takes me where Ive never been. Love,takes me where I am today.

Everyone has talent what is rare the

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. Erica Jong

Boy you wanna know something gal

Boy: You Wanna Know Something? Gal: What ?? … Boy: Loving You Is The Second Best Thing I Ever Did !! Gal: Okay..:(… Boy:

If someone points out your mistake

If someone points out Your mistake , Be happy that At least someone is Interested in ”What you have done . GOOD MORNING

In attempt to improve your character

‘IN ATTEMPT TO IMPROVE YOUR CHARACTER , KNOW WHAT IS YOUR POWER AND WHAT IS BEYOND IT’

A little quote which means lot

A Little Quote Which Means A Lot . . . ! ‘Be With …S o m e o n e Who Knows What They

Do not count what you have lost

Do Not Count What You Have Lost, Just See What U Have Now, Because Past Never Comes Back, But Sometimes Future can Give U

what is love or pyar kia

-What is love- Or Pyar Kia Hai? English Ne Kaha: (love is life) Urdu Ne Kaha: (Mohbat Zndgi Hai) Maths Ne Kaha: (Gham+Khushi=Mohabat) Islamiat

I was in a taxi when the

…*I was in a taxi when the taxi driver said: I love this job, I’m my 0wn boss… & nobody tells me what to

Someday in his time whatever you ask

Someday in HIS time, whatever you ask for will come true. It may not be in the exact package u wanted, but it will

It guy asks worker what do

IT guy – (Asks worker) What do you have? Daily Wage Construction Worker – ??.stays * quite* IT guy – I have Money, Name,

1 advice me something2 send 3 sms3

1: Advice me something2: Send me 3 sms3: Tell your bad habbit4: Tell me my 3 qualities5: Tell me my 3 negative points6: Tell

If i would know that im gonna

If i would know that I’m gonna die tomorrow, I’ll spend 23 hours with u and if u wonder what about the last hour

Q what is the thinnest book in

Q: What is the thinnest book in the world? A: What Men Know About Women.

Dont ask what the world needs ask

“Don’t ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who

I love you means that accept

I love you means that I accept you for the person you are and that I dont wish to change you into someone else

Huge reality no matter what name

Huge Reality : No matter what name we have, at the end we will be called MAYYET. Whatever luxurious vehicles we drive today, in

One simple tip 2 stay happy always

One simple tip 2 stay happy always: Never think & speak about a third person… & Never think what a third person thinks &

Like birds let us leave behind what

Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry… GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS. Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY

I believe that you control your destiny

I believe that you control your destiny, that you can be what you want to be. You can also stop and say, No, I

To see what is right and not

To see what is right and not to do it, is want of courage. Confucius

We learn wisdom from failure much more

We learn wisdom from failure much more than from success. We often discover what will do, by finding out what will not do; and

pearl of the day when

~*~ Pearl Of The Day ~*~ ‘When You Talk, You Repeat What You Already Know , …But When You Listen, You Often Learn Something

Sardarji was asked what is a

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

To be a freshman is to in

To be a freshman is to be in possession of a wonderful thing: time. There is time to figure out what you want to

Feeling bored wondering what to do

Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip.. take out your book from your bag and

There is no fear in love if

There is no fear in Love, if the Love is real and perfect it overshadows all fears and Concern. Love is not what you

Husband texts to wife on cell

Husband texts to wife on cell.. ‘Hi,what r u doing Darling?’ Wife: I’m dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types ‘Sweet Heart, how can

Everything has a time and place over

Everything Has A Time And Place Over Time Things Must Change And Like A River Life Goes On I Used To Say Love Was

If i were to describe true luv

If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm

Girl hi baby boy my

girl: hi baby! 🙂 boy: hi my lovely.. (sending failed) girl: are u there?? boy: yes ! yes i am here! (sending failed) girl:

Dear allah i dont know all the

Dear Allah..!! I dont know all the challenges my friends are facing but u know everything!! I hear their silence,, U hear their plead.

I heard what you said im not

“I heard what you said. I’m not the silly romantic you think. I don’t want the heavens or the shooting stars. I don’t want

It makes me so happy happy this

It makes me so happy It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a good morning sms right back

A teacher asked what is forgiveness cute

A teacher asked what is forgiveness..? A cute little girl gave this lovely reply: “It is the wonderful smell that a flower gives when

Ek larkay se kisi larki ne pucha

Ek Larkay se kisi Larki Ne Pucha ap mujny LOVE kay barey mian kuch batao Swal WHAT IS LOVE ? JAWAB LOVE IS MISS

This iz crime story five friendz lived

This iz crime story. Five friendz lived in a room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY. One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time

Doctor mrs taniya good news for u

Doctor: Mrs Taniya, good news for U ! Girl: What do u mean by Mrs..? i am Miss Taniya… Doctor: Okay Miss Taniya, bad

A little lamp can do what the

A little lamp can do what the big sun cannot do, it gives light at night, no one is superior by size, but by

O what a sight it was wistly

O what a sight it was wistly to view How she came stealing to the wayward boy! To note the fighting conflict of her

The world doesnot need more mountains to

The world doesnot need more mountains to climb! more seas to cross!or more stars to shine! what the world needs is only more of

Mallika sherawat i have been raped in

Mallika Sherawat: I have been Raped in The Dark by a Sardar! Police: How Do You know He Was a Sardar? Malika: Because, I

Eid mubarak may allah give u

‘Eid Mubarak’ May Allah give U, what ever U want in ur life, May Allah Bless U & Ur family with all His end

Know the true value of time

‘Know the true value of time; Snatch,Seize,and enjoy, every moment of it. No idleness,no delay,no procrastination; never put off till tomorrow, what you can

Missing someone is the most painful thing

MISSING someone is the most PAINFUL thing in the world… But what hurts even more is when the person whom you are missing is

Life is a journey and love what

Life is a journey, and love is what makes that journey worthwhile. Happy Teddy Bear Day

What kisses mean kiss on handi adore

What kisses mean! KISS ON HAND=i adore u, KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends, KISS ON NECK=i want u, KISS ON LIPS=i love u, KISS

My attitude i live for

My attitude* *. I LIVE FOR THE MOMENTS YOU CAN’T PUT INTO WORDS. *. TAKE ME AS I AM, OR WATCH ME AS I

Teachr 2 sleepy student who invented steam

Teachr 2 Sleepy Student: Who Invented Steam Engine? Studnt: What Sir? Teachr: Yes Correct It’s James Watt Moral: Sleeping Improves Ur Genral Knwledge…

We do not want nowadays temples of

We do not want nowadays temples of worship and outward rites and ceremonies. What we really want is an Asram. We want a place

Attitude rocks girl i

Attitude Rocks: . . … Girl: I Hate You.. :-/ . . . . . . . . Boy: What A Coincidence.. :

Lets go get up stop faking it

Let’s go, get up, stop faking it; Get your sorry behind off that bed. Try positive thinking to get back to work. Your illness

Sweeter than the candies lovellier red

Sweeter than the candies lovellier than the red roses more huggable than soft toys that’s what you’re here’s wishing you a valentines day that’s

U r rich when dont need

U R Rich when U dont need more than what U have ! Generous when U can give as happily as U Take !

Judge of your natural character by what

Judge of your natural character by what you do in your dreams. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Rajnikant went to world cooking championship of

Rajnikant went to world cooking championship… Of course rajni won but guess what he made in finale??? . . . . . Lal mirch

What is pyaar its a group of

WHAT IS PYAAR IT’S A GROUP OF FRIENDS SITTING IN A CANTEEN WITH CUP OF TEA AND COFFEE IN HAND AND SAYING P…..YAAR WARNA

What i need to live has been

What I Need To Live Has been Given To Me By The Earth … Why I Need To Live Has Been Given To Me

It hurts when we risk our heart

It HuRtS wHeN wE rIsK oUr HEART & It EnDs uP bEiNg BROKEN bUt WhAt hUrTs MoRe iS wHeN wE STILL HoLd On WhEn

When he did frown o had she

When he did frown, O had she then gave over, Such nectar from his lips she had not sucked. Foul words and frowns must

Which animal most resembles your personality

Which animal most resembles your personality? What is the one quality or feature you would like to change about yourself?