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Question paper in year 2010 1 name

Question Paper In Year 2010 1-Name The Cities Of PAKISTAN Where Electricity Is Found. 2-How Does Sugar Taste?Explain In Ur Own Words. 3-Draw A

before tom cruise rajani was approached

* BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING..

In a strange way i had fallen

In a strange way, I had fallen in love with my depression. Dr. Sterling was right about that. I loved it because I thought

Todays sunset was the last of this

Today’s sunset was the last sunset of this ISLAMIC YEAR & I pray that all ur worries set down with this sunset & new

Once there was a admi he cutting

Once there was a admi,,, He was cutting Saag with draati,,, He saw a jadd Bara Sapp,,, He began to cry,,, Bachao Bachao,,, I

Quaid e azam muhammad ali jinnah

Quaid E Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah Islamic Socialism You are only voicing my sentiments and the sentiments of millions of Musalmans when you say

Happy bday oh no national day i

Happy B’DAY. Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day. Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY. No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY. Oh my god Happy NEW

If you press me to say why

If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I.

Everything has a time and place over

Everything Has A Time And Place Over Time Things Must Change And Like A River Life Goes On I Used To Say Love Was

Nothing moves me anymore im as

“Nothing moves me anymore I’m as cold as a stone I was flesh and blood before Now, I’m only skin and bone There are

A girl fel down from 80th floor

A girl Fel Down from 80th floor, A boy caught her on 65th floor and asked her……, will u Hug me….? She replied.., ofcourse

I thought was in love once

I thought I was in love once, and then later I thought maybe it was just an inner-ear imbalance. 😛 😀

She used 2 shoot missiles with her

She used 2 shoot missiles With her maskara-laden eyes And when her lips parted My ears felt a bong Her eyes used 2 scintillate

Boy i wish i was water

Boy : ‘I wish I was water n you were a fish’ Girl : ‘Why ?’ Boy : ‘So you wouldn’t be able to

There was a time when v

There Was A Time When V Used To Tell Friends ‘Let’s Meet & Plan Something’ Now V Say ‘Let’s Plan & Meet Someday’ Friends

A boy was teaching maths to girl

A Boy Was Teaching Maths To A Girl. Boy Kissed Girl, Again Kissed Her And Said Dis Is Called ‘Addition’ Girl Kissed Boy And

There was a time in my youth

There was a time in my youth When Islam was only a custom. They said ‘say La IIaha IIIa Allah,.. And pray, you’ll go

Sardar was touching a lady in crowded

Sardar was touching a lady in a crowded bus. Lady: Excuse me aap acha nahi kar rahe. Sardar: itni bheed mein iss se acha

Santa was drawing money from atm banta

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U

Alone i sit here empty and

Alone I Sit Here Empty And Cold The Light Beckons Me It Forces Me To Be Okay Hidden Away My Feelings Are Showing No

When i was studying my mom

WHEN I WAS STUDYING, MY MOM WAS CALLING ME BUT I DINT RESPOND, I WAS DEEPLY INVOLVED IN STUDIES BUT SHE CALLED AGAIN AND

I stood beside a hill smooth with

I stood beside a hill Smooth with new-laid snow A single star looked out From the cold evening glow. There was no other creature

Any little way she could speak to

Any little way she could speak to him Was taken and used without a thought. Never were those few moments enough. In the end,

I was asked about newtons law and

I was asked about Newton’s law and I said I don’t know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn’t

It must have been a rainy day

It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasnt really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his

Apology letter 2 a discharged patient

Apology Letter 2 a Discharged Patient: Dear Sir, Lab Results Confirm that Red Rashes around Ur Pennis was Not cancer, it was Lipstick V

A lady was kissing a lion inside

A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus. Ring master asked can anyone do it? Sardar G main aana haan par

I dont know who my grandfather was

I don’t know who my grandfather was; I’m much more concerned to know what his grandson will be. Abraham Lincoln

Boy do u love me more then

Boy: Do u love me more then your family? Gal: No Boy: Why? …… Gal: okay listen dis… When I started to walk I

My story of success in 1995

My story of success In 1995 i was a baby.. . . But . . Now, in 2011, I have the ability to produce

I was thrown out of college for

I Was Thrown Out Of College For Cheating On The Metaphysics Exam; I Looked Into The Soul Of The Boy Sitting Next To Me.

I was determined to achieve the total

I was determined to achieve the total freedom that our history lessons taught us we were entitled to, no matter what the sacrifice. Rosabeth

Sardar sitting on the top of mountain

sardar sitting on the top of the mountain and studying…when a person asked what he was doing there,he replied Oye! higher studies yaar.

A man accused of theft was appearing

A man accused of theft was appearing before the Judge. ‘Your Honor,’ his lawyer said, ‘I feel it is very unfair for my client

Is he just doing a bad elvis

‘Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?’

Invitation of namaz is 700 times in

Invitation of Namaz is 700 times in Quran, Hazrat Ayesha was the first who counted all qurani ayats, Quran-e-Pak was completed in 22 years,

Santa had a dream in which someone

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank’s slogan was: We

A jumbo pathan package 4 pathanon

A JUMBO PATHAN PACKAGE 4 Pathanon ne mil kar ptrl pump khola. 1 bhi customer nhi aya. Q? Ptrl pump was on 1st floor.

Once an old age mother was sitting

Once An Old Age Mother Was Sitting With Her Son. 1 Kawa Pas Betha Tha Maa Ne Pucha K Beta Ye Kia Hy? Beta:

Dont go around saying the world owes

“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first”

Cut you did with a pocket knife

Cut you did with a pocket knife. Paste you did with glue A web was a spider’s home And a virus was the flu.

Ch0ose the c0rrect 0pti0n 1 vitamin

Ch0osE the c0rreCT 0pti0n 1) Vitamin c is available in: A) Egg B) Wheat C) Fish D) 0range 2) The t0tal number of planets

The four hardest tasks on earth are

‘The four hardest tasks on earth are neither physical nor intellectual feats, but they are spiritual ones: 1. To return love for hate. 2.

Doctor i can t stop behaving like

Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog. How long have you been acting this way? Since I was a puppy

Abh tak mojo0d han s d

Abh¡ tak mojo0d ha¡N ¡s d¡£ me¡N tery qadmon ky n¡Shan ‘was¡’ Tumhary baAd ¡S raAh se k¡S¡ aur ko guzarny nah¡ d¡A.

Mrs sarojini naidu i congratulate muslims that

Mrs. Sarojini Naidu “I congratulate Muslims that from among them, Hussain (A.S.), a great human being was born, who is reverted and honored totally

Wife im not feeling good husband its

Wife: Im not feeling good. Husband: It’s too bad. I was thinking to go for shopping. Wife: I was joking Na. Husband: Me too.

All i wanted was sum1 2 care

All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me All I wanted was sum1 who’d b there 4 me All I ever wanted was

Very sad but sweet line said when

Very sad but sweet line said when the love was going to an end ‘ok You dont wana stay with me but… let me

All good books are alike in that

All good books are alike in that they are truer than if they had really happened and after you are finished reading one you

Methought i saw the grave where laura

Methought I saw the grave where Laura lay, Within that temple where the vestal flame Was wont to burn; and, passing by that way,

Im sorryif i hurt uif ignord teasd

I’m sorry,If I hurt u..If I ignord u..If I teasd u..If I was nt able 2 prove myself a good person..I’m sorry 4 evrthng..BCuz

All the wild sweetness of flower tangled

All the wild sweetness of the flower Tangled against the wall. It was that magic, silent hour…. The branches grew so tall They twined

After the first night bill gates asked

After the first night Bill Gates asked his wife, darling, how was it?…….Wife disappointedly: Hunh… now i know why your company is called ‘MICRO

Girl comes late to class teacher y

Girl comes late to class. Teacher: y r you late? Girl: One boy was following me. Teacher. So, What? Girl: That boy was walking

In exam a question was asked write

In Exam a QUESTION Was Asked: Write An Essay Abt Ur MOTHER In 200 Words …… Time Half An Hour………… A Boy Finished Paper

A sardar said to his friend

A sardar said to his friend, My wife is afraid of water. Friend: how come sardar g? Sardar: last day she was sitting in

I dont understand why cupid was chosen

I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a

A woman was created from a mans

A woman was created from a mans rib(Adam). Not from his feet 2 be walked on, Not from his head 2 be superior over,

It must have been a rainy day

It must have been a rainy day when you were born..Heaven was crying ‘cus it lost its most beautiful angel!

Once there was a meeting of all

Once there was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, “Oh. We’ll

6 birds were sitting on a tree

6 birds were sitting on a tree… a hunter saw that and shot over tree… . 5 birds flew away . . . but

Titanic was sinking romeo juliet i love

titanic was sinking. romeo; juliet i love u. if i cant live with u then i am ready to die with u. juliet; romeo

The first president of egypt was

The first President of Egypt was Mohammed Nequib

Wo hazaron k saath rehta hai usey

Wo hazaron k saath rehta hai Usey kia ghum Mera., wAs! Kash humein bhi Adat hoti har aik se pyaar karney ki.

English is difficult language for japanese a

English is difficult language for Japanese. A True Story:- A few days ago, Japanese Prime Minister ‘Mori’ was given some basic English training before

Angraiz urdu me darwaza kholne ko kese

Angraiz urdu me darwaza kholne ko kese kahey ga? . . Don’t know? Ok, Main btata hoon ‘THERE WAS A COLD DAY’ Isko taiz

Your silly two eyes took away the

Your Silly Silly Two Eyes Took away the Rest Of My Heart Away. The Rest of My Heart Was Taken Away By ur Silly

She proposed me but i was rude

She Proposed Me But I Was Rude Waah Waaah She Proposed Me But I Was Rude . Being Single Is My Attitude… =P

Tcher how old is ur father sunny

Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I

Sardar i havent slept all nite in

Sardar I haven’t slept all nite in the train. Friend : Why Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend why did you not changed Sardar :Oye,

Full many a glorious morning have i

Full many a glorious morning have I see Flatter the mountain-tops with sovereign eye, Kissing with golden face the meadows green, Gilding pale streams

Mrsaleem had 3 sonsnamed 1 rehmat e saleem 2 barkat e saleem

Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named 1-Rehmat-e-Saleem 2-Barkat-e-Saleem 3-Mehboob-e-Saleem When his 4th son was born, his wife decided to name is Bas-kar-Saleem!:-)

He has achieved success who lived well

He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much; who has gained the respect of intelligent men and the love

The only common thing between the royal

The only common thing between the royal wedding & Pakistani wedding waz that the wedding suit of Prince William was the same as our

When you read a classic do not

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there

Meeting you was fate becoming your friend

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control. They say you only

Sa umer pas chi mi janan waleedai

sa umer pas chi mi janan waleedai. pa wacha zmaka mi baran walidai. mata was khpal haal da zargi na waei. ma ye pa

Although youve left and now walk above

Although you’ve left And now walk above I’m never alone I’m wrapped in your love Enjoy now your long waited reward Feel peace that

A boy was driving a car girl

A boy was driving a car, A girl was tring to overtake him rashly. Boy:’Hey…Buffalo!’ Girl shouts back:’u pig,donkey,stupid!’ then she accidents and hits

The famous british one eyed admiral was

The famous British one-eyed Admiral was Nelson

While i was walking stopped for a

While i was walking, i stopped for a while and thought of things i don’t have in my life, but i suddenly realized i

2 eyes to see ears hear hands

2 eyes to see, 2 ears to hear, 2 hands to hold, 2 legs to walk. but 1 heart? because the other was given

Sardarji was asked what is a

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

This is a funny crime story

THIS IS A FUNNY CRIME STORY FIVE FRIENDS LIVED IN THE ROOM MAD BRAIN FOOL NOBODY SOMEBODY ON DAY SOMEBODY KILLED NOBODY AT THAT

Once there was a jutt he cutting

Once there was a jutt. He was cutting jawaar with datri. He saw a wadda sara Sap. He began to cry, Bachao, I am

Bas ik meri baat nahi thi sab

Bas ik meri baat nahi thi, Sab ka dard december tha, Barf ke sheher mein rehne wala, Ek Ek fard december tha, Pichhle saal

The first actor to win an oscar

The first actor to win an Oscar was Emil Jannings.

Many hugs only luv never anger

Many hugs Only luv never anger Teaching me Helping me Every smile when I was sad Raising me to be strong It spells Mother.

Sardar was riding on a horse

Sardar was riding on a horse. He breaks the red signal & a cop whistles. Sardar lifts the tail of the horse & says:

A sardar was rejected at a job

A sardar was rejected at a job interview coz when he was asked to give an example of good team work he replied, ‘

Dual heart attack msg by a girl

Dual heart attack msg by a girl to her boy frend 1st msg: lets break up now. . . . Its all over. .

I thought love was just a mirage

I thought love was just a mirage of the mind, it’s an illusion, it’s fake, impossible to find. But the day I met you,

64 years ago a nation was looking

64 Years Ago’ A Nation was looking for a piece of land…. Now, A Piece of land is searching for a nation… ”Let us

I thought dat if i tried 2

I thought dat if i tried 2 stay away, id learn 2 let u go & 4get, but i was wrong. The more i

I wanted to send you all

I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

My ex and i had a strange

My Ex And I Had A Strange And Wonderful RelatiOnship! . . . . SHE Was Strange … I Was Wonderful … ;)!

Santa i have swallowed a kay

Santa: I have swallowed a kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate

Sardar1 y did u buy ur wife

sardar1: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her Birthday? I thought she wanted a car. Sardar2: She did, but

A father was watching fashi0n tv suddenly

A Father was watching Fashi0n TV, suddenly his younger Son came . , . . & Father diplomatically said:-‘ Ghareeb larkiyan hein, kapRe lene

Imperiously he leaps neighs bounds and now

Imperiously he leaps, he neighs, he bounds, And now his woven girths he breaks asunder; The bearing earth with his hard hoof he wounds,

Heart t0uchng st0ry a b0y l0ved

HEART T0UCH!NG ST0RY A b0y l0ved a girl but never pr0p0sed her. 0ne day he decided t0 tell her at 1:00 am at night.

My heart is made 2 luv u

my heart is made 2 luv u, my lips are made to kis u, my eyes r made 2 see u, my hands r

Brand new style of break up a

*Brand New Style Of Break-Up* ‘A Boyfrnd threw 6 crckt balls at his Grlfrnd, Girl yelled ‘wht was dat for? Boy said: = ‘Its

Paul the octopus was asked to

Paul The Octopus Was Asked To Predict Rajni Kanth’s Death…! ! ! ! . … . . . . . . We All Know

A beautiful lady was kissing a lion

A beautiful lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.. Ring master asked: Can anyone do this? . .. . Sardar: Mein

When titanic was sinkingm a man asked

When TITANIC was sinkingm, a man asked Sardar ji, how for LAND is?..? Sardar: 3 kms?.. Man jumped into the sea & asked: Which

A girl was shouting in her bedroom

A Girl Was Shouting In Her Bedroom.. Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah . . . Haaccchhii? She Was Suffering From COLD.. =D =P

Teek da che mayan woma kho was

Teek da che mayan woma kho was me tooba kare da……….. , , Laga moda oshwa parharoona me warghale de.. Samjh aai? Mujhe b

U kn0w 1 h0w many c0untries

U kn0w?? 1) h0w many c0untries in the w0rld? 193 2) MyanMer is the new name of___? Burma 3) Amman is the capital of?

A psychometric test u r drivng in

A Psychometric Test: u r drivng in car on rainy nyt.u pas by a bus stop n u c 3 ppl w8ng 4 bus:

Wifehoneywhat r u looking 4 husband nothing

wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking

Height of geniousity when i was

Height of geniousity, When I was at school, someone stole my rough notes Now they call it as . . . . . .

My heart cried loud and my words

My heart cried loud and my words could not rhyme.. My world was upside down as my love hurt me every time… You thought

The most famous painting of pablo picasso

The most famous painting of Pablo Picasso was Guermica

A bulky boy went to a mango

A bulky boy went to a mango grove with his friends to steal mangoes, because they were convinced that stolen mangoes taste better. All

Interesting fact the famous painting of

Interesting Fact The famous painting of ‘Mona Lisa’ …has an odd quirk about it. The painting was not named ‘Mona Lisa.’ The real name

A sardar was dancing in the mid

A sardar was dancing in the mid street. All the traffic was disturbed when finally a Cop approached him and asked Why the hell

The sculptor of the statue liberty was

The sculptor of the statue of Liberty was Frederick Auguste Bartholdi

Wife ive noticed everytime you talk say

WIFE: “I’ve noticed everytime you talk you say, my car, my chair, my TV, everything is yours. You never say ours. I’m your wife,

Interesting knowledge in 1844 ad there

*Interesting knowledge* ‘In 1844 A.D. There was 1 doctor in florida… one day he thinked that hotness is the cause of malayria… so, he

Funny quote quote me as saying

*Funny Quote* ‘Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.’ Groucho Marx

I was not born experienced but

I was not born experienced But The hard realities, Deceiving natures, Broken promises, Double faces, Attractive words, Melting emotions, Harsh truths, Bitter behaviours, Loving

A friend of mine said 0nions

A Friend Of Mine Said: ‘0nions Are The Only Food That Makes You Cry . . . ‘ That Was Before I Hit Him

Just once i want someone to look

Just once I want someone to look at me right away and think I was beautiful. Not after they get to know me, or

Superb answers they should fire the examiner

Superb answers They should fire the examiner who set those questions Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0% Q. In which battle did

The gates of paradise will be opened

The gates of Paradise will be opened on Mondays and Thursdays and every servant of (Allah Subhanahu wa Ta’Ala) who associates nothing with Allah

School life was awesome assignment copy

School life was awesome ASSIGNMENT copy karte time ‘ Oye..!! Ye kya likha hai ?? ‘ … Jo word samajh aa rha hai wo

Pathan was asked in a job interview

Pathan was asked in a job interview: Apko kitney saalon ka experience hai? Pathan: 3 Saalon ka. 2 saaliyan b hain magar muje un

One day i saw a smart boy

One day I saw a smart boy in a restaurant. What a style. What a beauty. What a fashion. I walked near to him,

Life before computer window was a

Life before Computer -Window was a square hole in a room. -Application was something written in paper. -Mouse was an animal. -Keyboard was a

Her song was tedious and outwore the

Her song was tedious, and outwore the night, For lovers’ hours are long, though seeming short: If pleased themselves, others they think delight In

Mount everest was named after sir

Mount Everest was named after Sir George Everest