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Every life in this world was painted

Every life in this world was painted by GOD’s own hands. I am thank full to him because when he painted my life….He included

The md was walking in the factory

The MD was walking in the factory, he noticed a guy leaning against the wall, looking somewhere.. He approached the man & asked him,

18th birthday messages i cried on

18th Birthday Messages I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You’re young enough to get away with

I love hugging wish was an octopus

I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus so I could hug ten people at a time.

Accountant this painting is 500 years and

Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old. Sardar: Amazing! Where did you get this exact information? Accountant: I was here 20

A boy was convincing his girl friend

A boy was convincing his girl friend.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

I was loved in past so

i was loved in past so i will love in future past makes your future

The first explorer to reach the south

The first explorer to reach the South Pole was Cap. Ronald Amundson

Girls diary he was quiet 2day i

GIRLS DIARY: He Was Quiet 2day. I Askd If Its My Fault. He Said Nothing.. I Said I LUV U, But He Smiled Sadly.

F kisses were rain id send u

f kisses were rain id send u showers,if fun was time id send u hrs,if u needed a friend id send u me!

Santa had a dream in which someone

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank’s slogan was: We

News 3 chimps escaped from the zoo

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv… another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt

A man had his credit card stolen

‘A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.’

Pathan sitting on the top of mountain

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying… Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying… When a person asked

The old name of taiwan was

The old name of Taiwan was Farmosa.

Wanting u is easy missing hard wishing

Wanting u is easy missing u is hard. Wishing u was with me wrapped up in my arms. Constantly think of u when we

Heart t0uchng st0ry a b0y l0ved

HEART T0UCH!NG ST0RY A b0y l0ved a girl but never pr0p0sed her. 0ne day he decided t0 tell her at 1:00 am at night.

A boy was driving a car girl

A boy was driving a car, A girl was tring to overtake him rashly. Boy:’Hey…Buffalo!’ Girl shouts back:’u pig,donkey,stupid!’ then she accidents and hits

Slavery in america was abolished by

Slavery in America was abolished by Abraham Lincoln.

It was always said of him that

It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be

The founder of the chinese republic was

The founder of the Chinese Republic was San Yat Sen

The first actor to win an oscar

The first actor to win an Oscar was Emil Jannings.

Our beloved prophet muhammad saww was born

Our beloved prophet MUHAMMAD (SAWW) was born on 22/April/571 at 4:45am. Total No. Of days of his life: 22330 days (63yrs 4days). No. of

My heart is made 2 luv u

my heart is made 2 luv u, my lips are made to kis u, my eyes r made 2 see u, my hands r

A sailor was stuck in an island

A sailor was stuck in an island where he was d only survivor. He made a hut 4 his sheltr. Day n nite,he was

The strangest thing about love the

‘The Strangest Thing About Love’ The strangest thing about love is, We dream of the person we love And when we wake up, they’re

Once a programmer drowned in the sea

Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting ‘F1 F1’ and

Story of newtons laws once a

Story of Newton’s Laws: Once A Goat was walking. Newton stopped it.. It stopped. He found his first law ‘An object continues to move

before tom cruise rajani was approached

* BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING..

Why me arthur a legendary

‘WHY ME ?’ arthur… a legendary famouS wimbeldon tenniS player, he waS dying of aidS which he got due to infected blood he received

The first man to reach north pole

The first man to reach North Pole was Rear Admiral Robert E. Peary

A smoker was smoking on airport gentleman

A Smoker Was Smoking on Airport: A Gentleman Arrived And Asked Him: 1 Din Me Kitnay Cigrate Pe Latay Ho. Smoker: Ku Gentleman: Agar

Husband wanted to call the hospital ask

Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, “How’s the situation?” He

For allah my heart went there where

For Allah, my heart went there Where I turn my face in Prayer . It’s a duty, this I know So to Makkah I

My play was a complete success the

My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure. Ashleigh Brilliant

I was in a taxi when the

…*I was in a taxi when the taxi driver said: I love this job, I’m my 0wn boss… & nobody tells me what to

If my tomorrow never comes i m

If My tomorrow never comes I M sorry for all the Th‚¡ngs ‚¡ might have Sa‚¡d I M sorry for all the Th‚¡ngs ‚¡

Dual heart attack msg by a girl

Dual heart attack msg by a girl to her boy frend 1st msg: lets break up now. . . . Its all over. .

Narrated ali bin abi talib one

Narrated ‘Ali bin Abi Talib One night Allah’s Apostle came to me and Fatima, the daughter of the Prophet and asked, ‘Won’t you pray

A boy proposd girlshe rejectdhe was not

A Boy proposd A GIRLShe reJectdHE wAs not SADFrnds Asked Y u r not SAD??BOY:Y should I ?I lost 1! who never LÖVED mebut

Waking up this morning was quite a

Waking up this morning was quite a task for me cos i tried opening my eyes and they refused to open and then i

19 pathans went to watch movie in

19 pathans went to watch movie in cinema But why 19? Because, it was written outside the cinema. . . . . . .

Superb bezzati a girl wearing a

Superb Bezzati.. A GirL wearing a Burka was gOing On The Road. BoY gOing Just Behind The Girl said; Rafta Rafta dekho Aankh Jis

Santa i have swallowed a kay

Santa: I have swallowed a kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate

Statistics of quran e pak invitation namaz is

Statistics of Quran-e-Pak Invitation of Namaz is 700 times in Quran, Hazrat Ayesha was the first who counted all qurani ayats, Quran-e-Pak was completed

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like ‘Saala phone utha ke bolta

Choom kar raat jo sulaayegi to neend

Choom kar raat jo sulaayegi to neend aayegi. Khwaab ban kar koi aayega to neend aayegi. Ab vohi a k sulaayega to neend ayegi.

Meeting you was fate becoming your friend

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control. They say you only

Joke qatil koshish karna umar qaid ho

*JOKE* QATIL: ‘Koshish Karna Umar qaid Ho, Phansi Na Ho.’ Sardar Lawyer: ‘Don’t Worry, Pori Koshish Karunga.’ After Court Decision was made… QATIL: ‘Kiya

Sardarji was asked what is a

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

Very sad but sweet line said when

Very sad but sweet line said when the love was going to an end ‘ok You dont wana stay with me but… let me

Tcher how old is ur father sunny

Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I

A failure establishes only this that our

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough.

Formerly when religion was strong and science

Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine

w o m a n

~*~ W O M A N ~*~ The Lifetime Of A Boy To Man … …I Was Born, A Woman Was There To Hold

A wise man was asked what is

A Wise Man was Asked: “What is Meaning of Life..?” He said: “Life itself has No Meaning..Life is An Opportunity to Create a Meaning..”

The white house was painted white to

The White House was painted white to hide fire damage.

Story once a boy was smoking at

Story: Once a boy was a smoking at airport girl asked: 1 din main kitne cigrette peete ho? boy:why? Girl:agr ab tk zindgi me

Haal pocha na kry hath milaya kre

Haal Pocha Na Kry Hath Milaya Na Kre Mai Isi Dhop Me Khush Hun Koi Saya Na Kare Main B Aakhir Hun Isi Dasht

The most famous painting of pablo picasso

The most famous painting of Pablo Picasso was Guermica

Curiosity killed the cat but for a

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Stephen Wright

Treasured friend im glad i found you

Treasured friend, I’m glad I found you; Our friendship is a gift we share. I can be myself around you, Safe in your love

Nothing moves me anymore im as

“Nothing moves me anymore I’m as cold as a stone I was flesh and blood before Now, I’m only skin and bone There are

If i was a non living

If I Was A Non Living Thing In Ur Life Wat Wud U Like Me To Be ? Rply Iz A Must N Ask

A black boy with his girlfirnd was

A black boy with his black girlfirnd was sitting at a beach at night .. Boy : . . Where r u ??? Haha

Sa umer pas chi mi janan waleedai

sa umer pas chi mi janan waleedai. pa wacha zmaka mi baran walidai. mata was khpal haal da zargi na waei. ma ye pa

The eiffel tower was built by

The Eiffel tower was built by Alexander Eiffel

The first prime minister of bangladesh was

The first Prime minister of Bangladesh was Mujibur Rehman

The uno was formed in the year

The UNO was formed in the year 1945

An airline introduced a special package for

An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Businessman. Buy Your Ticket Get Your Wife’s Ticket Free. After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To

Get well quick u lazy bum

Get Well Quick, U Lazy Bum, There?s Lots Of Work To Do. If U Stay Sick, It?s More Work For Me, And I?d Rather

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house… still he was in jail…….why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff

I admit was never d perfect one

I Admit I Was Never D Perfect One… I Was Never Always There… .. .I Didnt Make You Smile At Times …But There Is

Log on was adding wood to the

Log on was adding wood to the fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse

Get well quick you lazy bum theres

Get well quick, you lazy bum, There’s lots of work to do. If you stay sick, it’s more work for me, And I’d rather

I loved it when my fingers were

I loved it when my fingers were entangled with yours, and my head was on your chest, listening to your heartbeat. It made me

I have some questions 2 ask u

I Have Some Question’s 2 Ask U.. 1- My 1st Impression On U Was..?? 2- My Best Thing In Nature..?? 3- I Irritate U

Imperiously he leaps neighs bounds and now

Imperiously he leaps, he neighs, he bounds, And now his woven girths he breaks asunder; The bearing earth with his hard hoof he wounds,

For to fear death my friends is

For to fear death, my friends, is only to think ourselves wise without really being wise, for it is to think that we know

Many hugs only luv never anger

Many hugs Only luv never anger Teaching me Helping me Every smile when I was sad Raising me to be strong It spells Mother.

A woman was kidnapped the kidnapper

A woman was kidnapped. The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger 2 her husband n demanded money. HUSBAND replied: ‘I want more proof,

Question paper in year 2010 1 name

Question Paper In Year 2010 1-Name The Cities Of PAKISTAN Where Electricity Is Found. 2-How Does Sugar Taste?Explain In Ur Own Words. 3-Draw A

In a strange way i had fallen

In a strange way, I had fallen in love with my depression. Dr. Sterling was right about that. I loved it because I thought

Todays sunset was the last of this

Today’s sunset was the last sunset of this ISLAMIC YEAR & I pray that all ur worries set down with this sunset & new

Once there was a admi he cutting

Once there was a admi,,, He was cutting Saag with draati,,, He saw a jadd Bara Sapp,,, He began to cry,,, Bachao Bachao,,, I

Quaid e azam muhammad ali jinnah

Quaid E Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah Islamic Socialism You are only voicing my sentiments and the sentiments of millions of Musalmans when you say

Happy bday oh no national day i

Happy B’DAY. Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day. Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY. No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY. Oh my god Happy NEW

If you press me to say why

If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I.

Everything has a time and place over

Everything Has A Time And Place Over Time Things Must Change And Like A River Life Goes On I Used To Say Love Was

A girl fel down from 80th floor

A girl Fel Down from 80th floor, A boy caught her on 65th floor and asked her……, will u Hug me….? She replied.., ofcourse

I thought was in love once

I thought I was in love once, and then later I thought maybe it was just an inner-ear imbalance. 😛 😀

She used 2 shoot missiles with her

She used 2 shoot missiles With her maskara-laden eyes And when her lips parted My ears felt a bong Her eyes used 2 scintillate

Boy i wish i was water

Boy : ‘I wish I was water n you were a fish’ Girl : ‘Why ?’ Boy : ‘So you wouldn’t be able to

There was a time when v

There Was A Time When V Used To Tell Friends ‘Let’s Meet & Plan Something’ Now V Say ‘Let’s Plan & Meet Someday’ Friends

A boy was teaching maths to girl

A Boy Was Teaching Maths To A Girl. Boy Kissed Girl, Again Kissed Her And Said Dis Is Called ‘Addition’ Girl Kissed Boy And

There was a time in my youth

There was a time in my youth When Islam was only a custom. They said ‘say La IIaha IIIa Allah,.. And pray, you’ll go

Sardar was touching a lady in crowded

Sardar was touching a lady in a crowded bus. Lady: Excuse me aap acha nahi kar rahe. Sardar: itni bheed mein iss se acha

Santa was drawing money from atm banta

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U

Alone i sit here empty and

Alone I Sit Here Empty And Cold The Light Beckons Me It Forces Me To Be Okay Hidden Away My Feelings Are Showing No

When i was studying my mom

WHEN I WAS STUDYING, MY MOM WAS CALLING ME BUT I DINT RESPOND, I WAS DEEPLY INVOLVED IN STUDIES BUT SHE CALLED AGAIN AND

I stood beside a hill smooth with

I stood beside a hill Smooth with new-laid snow A single star looked out From the cold evening glow. There was no other creature

Any little way she could speak to

Any little way she could speak to him Was taken and used without a thought. Never were those few moments enough. In the end,

I was asked about newtons law and

I was asked about Newton’s law and I said I don’t know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn’t

It must have been a rainy day

It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasnt really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his

Apology letter 2 a discharged patient

Apology Letter 2 a Discharged Patient: Dear Sir, Lab Results Confirm that Red Rashes around Ur Pennis was Not cancer, it was Lipstick V

A lady was kissing a lion inside

A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus. Ring master asked can anyone do it? Sardar G main aana haan par

I dont know who my grandfather was

I don’t know who my grandfather was; I’m much more concerned to know what his grandson will be. Abraham Lincoln

Boy do u love me more then

Boy: Do u love me more then your family? Gal: No Boy: Why? …… Gal: okay listen dis… When I started to walk I

My story of success in 1995

My story of success In 1995 i was a baby.. . . But . . Now, in 2011, I have the ability to produce

I was thrown out of college for

I Was Thrown Out Of College For Cheating On The Metaphysics Exam; I Looked Into The Soul Of The Boy Sitting Next To Me.

I was determined to achieve the total

I was determined to achieve the total freedom that our history lessons taught us we were entitled to, no matter what the sacrifice. Rosabeth

Sardar sitting on the top of mountain

sardar sitting on the top of the mountain and studying…when a person asked what he was doing there,he replied Oye! higher studies yaar.

A man accused of theft was appearing

A man accused of theft was appearing before the Judge. ‘Your Honor,’ his lawyer said, ‘I feel it is very unfair for my client

Is he just doing a bad elvis

‘Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?’

Invitation of namaz is 700 times in

Invitation of Namaz is 700 times in Quran, Hazrat Ayesha was the first who counted all qurani ayats, Quran-e-Pak was completed in 22 years,

A jumbo pathan package 4 pathanon

A JUMBO PATHAN PACKAGE 4 Pathanon ne mil kar ptrl pump khola. 1 bhi customer nhi aya. Q? Ptrl pump was on 1st floor.

Once an old age mother was sitting

Once An Old Age Mother Was Sitting With Her Son. 1 Kawa Pas Betha Tha Maa Ne Pucha K Beta Ye Kia Hy? Beta:

Dont go around saying the world owes

“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first”

Cut you did with a pocket knife

Cut you did with a pocket knife. Paste you did with glue A web was a spider’s home And a virus was the flu.

Ch0ose the c0rrect 0pti0n 1 vitamin

Ch0osE the c0rreCT 0pti0n 1) Vitamin c is available in: A) Egg B) Wheat C) Fish D) 0range 2) The t0tal number of planets

The four hardest tasks on earth are

‘The four hardest tasks on earth are neither physical nor intellectual feats, but they are spiritual ones: 1. To return love for hate. 2.

Doctor i can t stop behaving like

Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog. How long have you been acting this way? Since I was a puppy

Abh tak mojo0d han s d

Abh¡ tak mojo0d ha¡N ¡s d¡£ me¡N tery qadmon ky n¡Shan ‘was¡’ Tumhary baAd ¡S raAh se k¡S¡ aur ko guzarny nah¡ d¡A.

Mrs sarojini naidu i congratulate muslims that

Mrs. Sarojini Naidu “I congratulate Muslims that from among them, Hussain (A.S.), a great human being was born, who is reverted and honored totally

Wife im not feeling good husband its

Wife: Im not feeling good. Husband: It’s too bad. I was thinking to go for shopping. Wife: I was joking Na. Husband: Me too.

All i wanted was sum1 2 care

All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me All I wanted was sum1 who’d b there 4 me All I ever wanted was

All good books are alike in that

All good books are alike in that they are truer than if they had really happened and after you are finished reading one you

Methought i saw the grave where laura

Methought I saw the grave where Laura lay, Within that temple where the vestal flame Was wont to burn; and, passing by that way,

Im sorryif i hurt uif ignord teasd

I’m sorry,If I hurt u..If I ignord u..If I teasd u..If I was nt able 2 prove myself a good person..I’m sorry 4 evrthng..BCuz

All the wild sweetness of flower tangled

All the wild sweetness of the flower Tangled against the wall. It was that magic, silent hour…. The branches grew so tall They twined

After the first night bill gates asked

After the first night Bill Gates asked his wife, darling, how was it?…….Wife disappointedly: Hunh… now i know why your company is called ‘MICRO

Girl comes late to class teacher y

Girl comes late to class. Teacher: y r you late? Girl: One boy was following me. Teacher. So, What? Girl: That boy was walking

In exam a question was asked write

In Exam a QUESTION Was Asked: Write An Essay Abt Ur MOTHER In 200 Words …… Time Half An Hour………… A Boy Finished Paper