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I thought love was just a mirage

I thought love was just a mirage of the mind, it’s an illusion, it’s fake, impossible to find. But the day I met you,

64 years ago a nation was looking

64 Years Ago’ A Nation was looking for a piece of land…. Now, A Piece of land is searching for a nation… ”Let us

I thought dat if i tried 2

I thought dat if i tried 2 stay away, id learn 2 let u go & 4get, but i was wrong. The more i

I wanted to send you all

I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

My ex and i had a strange

My Ex And I Had A Strange And Wonderful RelatiOnship! . . . . SHE Was Strange … I Was Wonderful … ;)!

Santa i have swallowed a kay

Santa: I have swallowed a kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate

Sardar1 y did u buy ur wife

sardar1: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her Birthday? I thought she wanted a car. Sardar2: She did, but

A father was watching fashi0n tv suddenly

A Father was watching Fashi0n TV, suddenly his younger Son came . , . . & Father diplomatically said:-‘ Ghareeb larkiyan hein, kapRe lene

Imperiously he leaps neighs bounds and now

Imperiously he leaps, he neighs, he bounds, And now his woven girths he breaks asunder; The bearing earth with his hard hoof he wounds,

Heart t0uchng st0ry a b0y l0ved

HEART T0UCH!NG ST0RY A b0y l0ved a girl but never pr0p0sed her. 0ne day he decided t0 tell her at 1:00 am at night.

My heart is made 2 luv u

my heart is made 2 luv u, my lips are made to kis u, my eyes r made 2 see u, my hands r

Brand new style of break up a

*Brand New Style Of Break-Up* ‘A Boyfrnd threw 6 crckt balls at his Grlfrnd, Girl yelled ‘wht was dat for? Boy said: = ‘Its

6 birds were sitting on a tree

6 birds were sitting on a tree… a hunter saw that and shot over tree… . 5 birds flew away . . . but

Paul the octopus was asked to

Paul The Octopus Was Asked To Predict Rajni Kanth’s Death…! ! ! ! . … . . . . . . We All Know

A beautiful lady was kissing a lion

A beautiful lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.. Ring master asked: Can anyone do this? . .. . Sardar: Mein

When titanic was sinkingm a man asked

When TITANIC was sinkingm, a man asked Sardar ji, how for LAND is?..? Sardar: 3 kms?.. Man jumped into the sea & asked: Which

A girl was shouting in her bedroom

A Girl Was Shouting In Her Bedroom.. Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah . . . Haaccchhii? She Was Suffering From COLD.. =D =P

Teek da che mayan woma kho was

Teek da che mayan woma kho was me tooba kare da……….. , , Laga moda oshwa parharoona me warghale de.. Samjh aai? Mujhe b

U kn0w 1 h0w many c0untries

U kn0w?? 1) h0w many c0untries in the w0rld? 193 2) MyanMer is the new name of___? Burma 3) Amman is the capital of?

A psychometric test u r drivng in

A Psychometric Test: u r drivng in car on rainy nyt.u pas by a bus stop n u c 3 ppl w8ng 4 bus:

Wifehoneywhat r u looking 4 husband nothing

wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking

Height of geniousity when i was

Height of geniousity, When I was at school, someone stole my rough notes Now they call it as . . . . . .

My heart cried loud and my words

My heart cried loud and my words could not rhyme.. My world was upside down as my love hurt me every time… You thought

The most famous painting of pablo picasso

The most famous painting of Pablo Picasso was Guermica

A bulky boy went to a mango

A bulky boy went to a mango grove with his friends to steal mangoes, because they were convinced that stolen mangoes taste better. All

It must have been a rainy day

It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasnt really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his

Any little way she could speak to

Any little way she could speak to him Was taken and used without a thought. Never were those few moments enough. In the end,

Interesting fact the famous painting of

Interesting Fact The famous painting of ‘Mona Lisa’ …has an odd quirk about it. The painting was not named ‘Mona Lisa.’ The real name

Very sad but sweet line said when

Very sad but sweet line said when the love was going to an end ‘ok You dont wana stay with me but… let me

A sardar was dancing in the mid

A sardar was dancing in the mid street. All the traffic was disturbed when finally a Cop approached him and asked Why the hell

The sculptor of the statue liberty was

The sculptor of the statue of Liberty was Frederick Auguste Bartholdi

Wife ive noticed everytime you talk say

WIFE: “I’ve noticed everytime you talk you say, my car, my chair, my TV, everything is yours. You never say ours. I’m your wife,

Interesting knowledge in 1844 ad there

*Interesting knowledge* ‘In 1844 A.D. There was 1 doctor in florida… one day he thinked that hotness is the cause of malayria… so, he

Funny quote quote me as saying

*Funny Quote* ‘Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.’ Groucho Marx

Many hugs only luv never anger

Many hugs Only luv never anger Teaching me Helping me Every smile when I was sad Raising me to be strong It spells Mother.

English is difficult language for japanese a

English is difficult language for Japanese. A True Story:- A few days ago, Japanese Prime Minister ‘Mori’ was given some basic English training before

I was not born experienced but

I was not born experienced But The hard realities, Deceiving natures, Broken promises, Double faces, Attractive words, Melting emotions, Harsh truths, Bitter behaviours, Loving

All good books are alike in that

All good books are alike in that they are truer than if they had really happened and after you are finished reading one you

Question paper in year 2010 1 name

Question Paper In Year 2010 1-Name The Cities Of PAKISTAN Where Electricity Is Found. 2-How Does Sugar Taste?Explain In Ur Own Words. 3-Draw A

A friend of mine said 0nions

A Friend Of Mine Said: ‘0nions Are The Only Food That Makes You Cry . . . ‘ That Was Before I Hit Him

Just once i want someone to look

Just once I want someone to look at me right away and think I was beautiful. Not after they get to know me, or

It must have been a rainy day

It must have been a rainy day when you were born..Heaven was crying ‘cus it lost its most beautiful angel!

Superb answers they should fire the examiner

Superb answers They should fire the examiner who set those questions Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0% Q. In which battle did

The gates of paradise will be opened

The gates of Paradise will be opened on Mondays and Thursdays and every servant of (Allah Subhanahu wa Ta’Ala) who associates nothing with Allah

School life was awesome assignment copy

School life was awesome ASSIGNMENT copy karte time ‘ Oye..!! Ye kya likha hai ?? ‘ … Jo word samajh aa rha hai wo

Pathan was asked in a job interview

Pathan was asked in a job interview: Apko kitney saalon ka experience hai? Pathan: 3 Saalon ka. 2 saaliyan b hain magar muje un

before tom cruise rajani was approached

* BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING..

One day i saw a smart boy

One day I saw a smart boy in a restaurant. What a style. What a beauty. What a fashion. I walked near to him,

Life before computer window was a

Life before Computer -Window was a square hole in a room. -Application was something written in paper. -Mouse was an animal. -Keyboard was a

After the first night bill gates asked

After the first night Bill Gates asked his wife, darling, how was it?…….Wife disappointedly: Hunh… now i know why your company is called ‘MICRO

Her song was tedious and outwore the

Her song was tedious, and outwore the night, For lovers’ hours are long, though seeming short: If pleased themselves, others they think delight In

Mount everest was named after sir

Mount Everest was named after Sir George Everest

Cute style of proposing boy can

Cute style of proposing: Boy: can I take a photo? Girl: why? Boy: just wanted 2 show my children how their Mom looked when

The founder of kodak company was

The founder of KODAK Company was Eastman.

Friendship is not a word onlyit the

FRIENDSHIP IS NOT A WORD ONLY,IT IS THE RELATIONSHIP……. IT IS A SILENT PROMISE WHICH SAYS……….. I WAS, I AM AND I WILL B

The strangest thing about love the

‘The Strangest Thing About Love’ The strangest thing about love is, We dream of the person we love And when we wake up, they’re

Pink flowers blossomed in the season i

Pink flowers blossomed in the season I met you. With your attentions they are opening again, though these wounds had healed already. How long

The first woman prime minister of britain

The first woman Prime Minister of Britain was Margaret Thatcher

Sardar sitting on the top of

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying…. When a person asked what he was doing…. He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies

A man had his credit card stolen

‘A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.’

Dont go around saying the world owes

Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

Sardar was travelling in train a

Sardar was travelling in train, A woman sat on his son’s berth & didn’t getup… Sardar shouted: “THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO

She was all alone in the home

sHE wAS aLL aLONE In tHE hOME! sHE wENT INTO tHE sWIMMING pOOL. sHE wAS cOMPLETELY nUDE aND wET. SUDDENLY, A MAN CAME… HE

Once there was a hungry kutta he

Once There Was A Hungry Kutta He Stole A Piece of Boti By Chacha Dimu Shop Then He Durki Lai & Reach on The

Once a wise man was asked

Once a wise man was asked: ‘ What is meaning of life?’ He replied: ‘ Life itself has no meaning. Life is an opportunity

A lady was kissing a lion inside

A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.. Ring master asked can anyone do this? Sardar: Sala larki se darta kaun

Dual heart attack msg by a girl

Dual heart attack msg by a girl to her boy frend 1st msg: lets break up now. . . . Its all over. .

Husband sitting near to his wife n

Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur

An office technician got a call from

An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem

Husband wanted to call the hospital ask

Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, “How’s the situation?” He

Facts females have a better sense

Facts =Females have a better sense of smell than males =Beethoven the world’s famous musician was deaf. =K2 is smaller than mount Everest because

A prominent judge was asked what we

A prominent judge was asked what we, as citizens of the countries of the world, could do to reduce crime and disobedience to law

1 day a crab was running on

1 day a crab was running on the sea shore. THE waves came and cleared the footprints of the crab. Crab asked: Being my

The only common thing between the royal

The only common thing between the royal wedding & Pakistani wedding waz that the wedding suit of Prince William was the same as our

Love can be purple the courage

Love can be purple, the courage we need to love bravely and unselfishly the moment I first kiss you i know that i am

Silly thing about love when u

Silly Thing About ‘LOVE’ When U Get ‘Little’, U Want ‘More’ When U Get ‘More’, U ‘Desire More’ But When U ‘Loose’ It, U

Sardar was arrested 4 a road accidentjudge

Sardar was arrested 4 a road accidentJudge : how did accident occurSardar :I dont know sir I was sleeping

I was a child whn 1stly prayed

i was a child whn i 1stly prayed tht ‘may i get magic stick,whch can gv me all i want,whch can make me hppy,i

Dont go around saying the world owes

“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first”

Last night i looked up at the

Last night i looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why i love you i was doing great, but

Best buddies r hard to find so

*Best buddies* r hard to find.. so Today i choose to thank u for evrytime u made me smile, laugh,for evrytime u helped,wiped a

The real essence of art turned out

The real essence of art turned out to be not something high up and far off – it was right inside my ordinary daily

Today i was cooking chicken when added

Today i was cooking chicken when i added green palak. Chicken started singing & dancing : ‘ HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG

The city which was the capital of

The city which was the capital of the ancient Persian Empire was Persepolis.

Father to his son how was the

Father to his son- How was the paper? Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya. Father- acha,aur baki? Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha, 4th

This message was sent exclusively for the

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry

A hurted line by boy whos friend

A Hurted Line By A Boy Who’s Friend Req Was Not Accepted by A GiRl On Facebook – – – – …- – –

Touchy qu0tes its n0t dat im

Touchy Qu0tes.. ¤ Its n0t dat im afraid 2 die, its dat if I die, who’ll luv u as I do..¤ L0vng u, was

Praying for some guarantee finally i pressed

Praying for some guarantee, Finally I pressed a key. But what on the screen did I see? Again ‘Abort, Retry, Ignore?’ I tried to

Son mom teacher was asking me today

Son: “Mom, teacher was asking me today, if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school.” Mom: “That’s nice of

Ramadan is the month in which was

Ramadan is the (month) in which was sent down the Quran, as a guide to mankind, also clear (Signs) for guidance and judgment (between

Last night i had a dream

Last Night I had a Dream. I was Walking to an Angel I asked him ‘Why I’ve a Friend Like you?’ He Replied: ‘Sab

Hungry dog once upon a time there

“HUNGRY DOG” Once upon a time, there was Dog he was very hungry He run here and there in search of food.suddenly he found

Story once a boy was smoking at

Story: Once a boy was a smoking at airport girl asked: 1 din main kitne cigrette peete ho? boy:why? Girl:agr ab tk zindgi me

The famous british one eyed admiral was

The famous British one-eyed Admiral was Nelson

English officer was announcing and pathan translating

English Officer Was Announcing And Pathan Was Translating O People’ A Zantalaaqo’ its announced hardly’Yo kuss tezan elan waawre’ if any one interfare in

Lafanga crow once there was a crow

Lafanga Crow Once there was a crow, Pind vich renda c o, 1 din taali utay betha c o, 1 chiri de pichy pey

How true my felling were i found

HOW true MY felling were i found out to be the best thing in my life was when you married me thank you my

A sardar was rejected at a job

A sardar was rejected at a job interview coz when he was asked to give an example of good team work he replied, ‘

Night was dark moon high boy

Night was dark Moon was high Boy stoped his Bike Girl asked: Why? Boy come close She felt shy He told in her ear

The md was walking in the factory

The MD was walking in the factory, he noticed a guy leaning against the wall, looking somewhere.. He approached the man & asked him,

Speak not my tears neither open fears

SPEAK NOT MY TEARS NEITHER OPEN MY FEARS THE THING THAT BROKE WAS MY HEART ITS PIECES WONT BE GATHERED HERE PLACE ALL ITS

Life was meant to be lived and

Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. Eleanor

Wife im not feeling good husband its

Wife: Im not feeling good. Husband: It’s too bad. I was thinking to go for shopping. Wife: I was joking Na. Husband: Me too.

It pains inside but i never said

It Pains Inside But I Never Said A Word, I Always Said I Love You But You Never Heard, Louder Than Thunder Was Scream,

Crisis situation serious sugar shortage in

Crisis Situation! SERIOUS SUGAR SHORTAGE IN THE COUNTRY… All Because Of YOU! Nature Used Up Whatever Was Available To Make You SO SWEET! OH

My heart is made 2 luv u

my heart is made 2 luv u, my lips are made to kis u, my eyes r made 2 see u, my hands r

Sardar was asked to explan in englsh

Sardar Was Asked To Expla¡n In Engl¡sh! ! ‘Dukh Hamesha §ath Rehta Hy Mgr Khush¡ Aat¡ Jat¡ Raht¡ Hy’. Sardar: My W¡fe Is W¡th

Rasool alaihi sallam ne farmya hr

Rasool Alaihi Sallam Ne Farmya: Hr Muslman ki Jan Us ka Mal or Us ki Aabro Dosray Muslman k lye Haram hai. (Sahi Muslim,

Ear friends im sorry if i hurt

ear Friends! I’m Sorry If i hurt u, If i ignored u, If i teased u, If i was not able 2 prove myself

Once sikandar e azam arastu his teacher were

Once Sikandar-e-Azam & Arastu (his teacher) were going together.There was a deep river in way. Arastu decided to cross 1st & said: ‘It’s not

Doctor i can t stop behaving like

Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog. How long have you been acting this way? Since I was a puppy

Kids born after 2009 mom may

Kids Born After 2009 Mom, May I See My Photo-Albums Of That Time When I Was A Kid?? ….. .. .. .. .. ..

My heart is made 2 luv u

My Heart Is Made 2 Luv U, My Lips Are Made To Kis U, My Eyes R Made 2 See U, My Hands R

A youing couple were having their

A Youing Couple Were Having Their First Fight And It Was A Big One After A While, …The Husband Said: ‘When We Got Married,

Cut you did with a pocket knife

Cut you did with a pocket knife. Paste you did with glue A web was a spider’s home And a virus was the flu.

Mom why r u pregnant daughter

Mom: Why R U pregnant? Daughter: This is our project in college about ‘Miracle of Life’ Mom: Tell me who is he? Daughter:I dont

Answers of a brilliant student who obtained

Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0% Q. In which battle did Napolean die? A. His last battle. Q. Where was the Declaration

A girl fel down from 80th floor

A girl Fel Down from 80th floor, A boy caught her on 65th floor and asked her……, will u Hug me….? She replied.., ofcourse

Once the moon winks at u tonight

Once the moon winks at u tonight, I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight. Hope your day was quite all right now I bid

Joke height of language miss use student

*JOKE* Height of Language miss use: Student was watching a monkey play out of the class window when the professor suddenly noticed him and

When you read a classic do not

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there

The word quiz was coined by

The word ‘Quiz’ was coined by Jim Daly Irishman.

Diagram in book was not clear somadam

Diagram in book was not clear.. So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced.. ‘Don’t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!’

I can speak of my own criterion

I can speak of my own criterion for judging whether or not a book is good or bad. I ask of it a single

The decision doesnt have to be logical

The decision doesn’t have to be logical, it was unanimous. Anonymous

For to fear death my friends is

For to fear death, my friends, is only to think ourselves wise without really being wise, for it is to think that we know

The number of countries which participated in

The number of countries which participated in the first Olympic Games held at Athens was nine.

Story of newtons laws once a

Story of Newton’s Laws: Once A Goat was walking. Newton stopped it.. It stopped. He found his first law ‘An object continues to move

Sardarji was asked what is a

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

Santa had a dream in which someone

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank’s slogan was: We

Once upon a time something happened to

Once upon a time, something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come

I was a smoker once readsmoking is

I Was a Smoker !!!Once I Read..‘Smoking Is Injurious 2Health’I QUIT Smoking. I Used 2Drink WINE..I Read..‘WINE is Bad For Health’I Left Drinking. I