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Cut you did with a pocket knife

Cut you did with a pocket knife. Paste you did with glue A web was a spider’s home And a virus was the flu.

Mom why r u pregnant daughter

Mom: Why R U pregnant? Daughter: This is our project in college about ‘Miracle of Life’ Mom: Tell me who is he? Daughter:I dont

Answers of a brilliant student who obtained

Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0% Q. In which battle did Napolean die? A. His last battle. Q. Where was the Declaration

A girl fel down from 80th floor

A girl Fel Down from 80th floor, A boy caught her on 65th floor and asked her……, will u Hug me….? She replied.., ofcourse

Once the moon winks at u tonight

Once the moon winks at u tonight, I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight. Hope your day was quite all right now I bid

Joke height of language miss use student

*JOKE* Height of Language miss use: Student was watching a monkey play out of the class window when the professor suddenly noticed him and

Today i was cooking chicken when added

Today i was cooking chicken when i added green palak. Chicken started singing & dancing : ‘ HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG

When you read a classic do not

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there

A prominent judge was asked what we

A prominent judge was asked what we, as citizens of the countries of the world, could do to reduce crime and disobedience to law

Dont go around saying the world owes

“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first”

I thought dat if i tried 2

I thought dat if i tried 2 stay away, id learn 2 let u go & 4get, but i was wrong. The more i

The word quiz was coined by

The word ‘Quiz’ was coined by Jim Daly Irishman.

Diagram in book was not clear somadam

Diagram in book was not clear.. So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced.. ‘Don’t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!’

Last night i had a dream

Last Night I had a Dream. I was Walking to an Angel I asked him ‘Why I’ve a Friend Like you?’ He Replied: ‘Sab

I can speak of my own criterion

I can speak of my own criterion for judging whether or not a book is good or bad. I ask of it a single

Very sad but sweet line said when

Very sad but sweet line said when the love was going to an end ‘ok You dont wana stay with me but… let me

The decision doesnt have to be logical

The decision doesn’t have to be logical, it was unanimous. Anonymous

For to fear death my friends is

For to fear death, my friends, is only to think ourselves wise without really being wise, for it is to think that we know

The number of countries which participated in

The number of countries which participated in the first Olympic Games held at Athens was nine.

Story of newtons laws once a

Story of Newton’s Laws: Once A Goat was walking. Newton stopped it.. It stopped. He found his first law ‘An object continues to move

Sardarji was asked what is a

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

Santa had a dream in which someone

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank’s slogan was: We

Last night i looked up at the

Last night i looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why i love you i was doing great, but

Once upon a time something happened to

Once upon a time, something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come

I was a smoker once readsmoking is

I Was a Smoker !!!Once I Read..‘Smoking Is Injurious 2Health’I QUIT Smoking. I Used 2Drink WINE..I Read..‘WINE is Bad For Health’I Left Drinking. I

Girls diary he was quiet 2day

GIRLS DIARY: He was quiet 2day. I askd if its my fault. He said Nothing.. I said I LUV U, But He smiled sadly.

G o d b y e

G O O D B Y E Is Easier Then Admitting I Was W R O N G.

Teek da che mayan woma kho was

Teek da che mayan woma kho was me tooba kare da……….. , , Laga moda oshwa parharoona me warghale de.. Samjh aai? Mujhe b

Wanting u is easy missing hard wishing

Wanting u is easy missing u is hard. Wishing u was with me wrapped up in my arms. Constantly think of u when we

Narrated ali bin abi talib one

Narrated ‘Ali bin Abi Talib One night Allah’s Apostle came to me and Fatima, the daughter of the Prophet and asked, ‘Won’t you pray

A man was searching these words on

A man was searching these words on Google; ‘How to tackle a wife..’ . Google Search Result: ‘We are also searching……’

When i was small laughed less

When I was small.. I laughed less.. But there was infinite hidden joy..! …… As I grew up.. I learnt to laugh a lot..

Sardar sitting on the top of

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying…. When a person asked what he was doing…. He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies

Ch0ose the c0rrect 0pti0n 1 vitamin

Ch0osE the c0rreCT 0pti0n 1) Vitamin c is available in: A) Egg B) Wheat C) Fish D) 0range 2) The t0tal number of planets

When i was walking alonei wishedthati can

When i was Walking ‘Alone’,i Wished,thati can Reachthe End of the Road.But,when youJoined ‘Me’,i wish,that,the Road Never Ends…! @

My heart cried loud and my words

My heart cried loud and my words could not rhyme.. My world was upside down as my love hurt me every time… You thought

Every king was once a crying baby

Every King was Once a Crying Baby And Every Great Building was Once a Map. Its not Important Where You are TODAY, BUT Where

Pink flowers blossomed in the season i

Pink flowers blossomed in the season I met you. With your attentions they are opening again, though these wounds had healed already. How long

If my t0mor0w never c0mes im s0rry

If My T0mOr0w Never C0mes, Im S0rry, F0r Al The Mean Things I Might Have Said.. Im S0rry, F0r Al The Things I Did

Of all the smiles u received today

Of all the smiles u received today, there was a smile u didnt see. A smile not from the lips, but straight from the

A boy prposd a girlshe rejects but

‘A boy prposd a girl,SHE rejects, but boy was not sad,FRNDS ask ‘why u r not sad’ boy~why sad, I lost 1 who never

Curiosity killed the cat but for a

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Stephen Wright

I was cking murgi when i added

I was còòking murgi, when i added Hara dhaniya in it, murgi stand up & started dancing & singing ~HUM PE YEH KIS NE

Height of sharp mind intrviewr said

HEIGHT OF SHARP MIND Intrviewr Said: I Shall Either Ask U 10 Easy Questn Or One Difficult Questn. Think Well Before U Make Up

Is he just doing a bad elvis

‘Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?’

Every life in this world was painted

Every life in this world was painted by GOD’s own hands. I am thank full to him because when he painted my life….He included

A youing couple were having their

A Youing Couple Were Having Their First Fight And It Was A Big One After A While, …The Husband Said: ‘When We Got Married,

18th birthday messages i cried on

18th Birthday Messages I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You’re young enough to get away with

As u know firoan namrood were

As u know Firoan & Namrood were 2 great enemies of Islam. Firoan died in flood with his people while Namrood was killed by

Is the third month of islamic calendar

Is the third month of the Islamic calendar The Meaning of the Word ‘Rabi-ul-Awwal’:- The first month of spring. “Auspicious Occasions”:- The Holy Prophet

Once a programmer drowned in the sea

Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting ‘F1 F1’ and

I was born not knowing and have

I was born not knowing and have only had a little time to change that here and there. Anonymous

In the cruel world of love

In The Cruel World Of Love.. I’ve Learned That: Promises Are Not CONTRACTS.. Kisses Are Not ASSURANCE.. Sweet Words Are Not GUARANTEES.. …Big Hugs

Sardar was helping his son in filling

Sardar was helping his son in filling Admission Form. SON: Papa ye ‘Mother Tongue’ wale box me kya likhna hai? SARDAR: Likh de puttar

It must have been a rainy day

It must have been a rainy day when you were born..Heaven was crying ‘cus it lost its most beautiful angel!

Hay i am aqsa was resently on

hay i am aqsa, i was resently on date with my jaan ABEER ZAHID. it was lovely day, if any one likes friendship with

In a school function a kg

In a school function A K.G boy started closing his ears with both hands, when girl was about to start her speech Others asked

Sardar suffering from cold and was shivering

Sardar suffering from cold and was shivering. His son called a doc. Doc: What happened? Son: Bimari da ta pata nahin per baapu saver

One day i saw a smart boy

One day I saw a smart boy in a restaurant. What a style. What a beauty. What a fashion. I walked near to him,

One thing kids like is to be

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove

Life before computer window was a

Life before Computer -Window was a square hole in a room. -Application was something written in paper. -Mouse was an animal. -Keyboard was a

1 to 3 class student hey i

1 to 3 class student- hey! I studied everything for exam! .;-) . 4 to 6- that question was very hard so i left

I was looking out the windows thinking

I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so

It was always said of him that

It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be

Railway officer was taking an interview

Railway officer was taking an interview.. Officer:Tumhe pata chale ke 2 train 1 hi track pe opposite dirction mein aa rahi hain to tum

Girl you broke my favorite lamp

Girl : you broke my favorite lamp! Boy : it was an accident,I didn’t mean to! … Girl : I can’t believe you did

Someone asked what makes people happy some

Someone asked what makes people happy. Some said wealth and some said fame. I was thinking about this when my cell phone beeped and

Friendship is not a word not merely

Friendship is not a word. Not merely a Relationship.. It is a Silent Promise which says.. ‘i was’ ‘i am’ & ‘i will b’

Once an old age mother was sitting

Once an Old Age Mother was sitting with her son. . Ek kawa (crow) pas betha tha, MAAN nE poocha k Beta yE kia

Formerly when religion was strong and science

Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine

What was the name of civilization that

What was the name of the civilization that dominated the area from the year 2000 BC and 1000 years ahead? The Babylonians The Sumerians

I thought love was just a mirage

I thought love was just a mirage of the mind, it’s an illusion, it’s fake, impossible to find. But the day I met you,

I was asked about newtons law and

I was asked about Newton’s law and I said I don’t know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn’t

Once a guy who recently had breakoff

once a guy who recently had a breakoff wid her girlfriend was asked……….. have u left your girlfriend or she left you??? he smiled

Santa opened a college guess the name

Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College? The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS

Your silly two eyes took away the

Your Silly Silly Two Eyes Took away the Rest Of My Heart Away. The Rest of My Heart Was Taken Away By ur Silly

In a school function kg boy

In a School function: K.G boy started closing his EARs with both hands when a girl was about to start her speech, Others Asked

Slavery in america was abolished by

Slavery in America was abolished by Abraham Lincoln.

4 students 1 from harvard oxford texas

4 Students 1 From HARVARD 1 From OXFORD 1 TEXAS & Sardar G From dehli UNVRSITY 1 Comon Ques: Wat Is Da Fastest Thing

Dont go around saying the world owes

Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

When i was studying my mom

WHEN I WAS STUDYING, MY MOM WAS CALLING ME BUT I DINT RESPOND, I WAS DEEPLY INVOLVED IN STUDIES BUT SHE CALLED AGAIN AND

The neon lamp was invented by

The neon lamp was invented by Georges Claude.

Boss where were u born

Boss :‘ Where were U Born ? ‘ Sardar :‘ In Punjab ‘ Boss :‘ Which Part in Punjab ? ‘ Sardar :‘ Kya

A girl in a train was reading

‘A girl in a train was reading a book about ‘Men’ It said Italian men are the most charming and pakistani men are the

If my tomorrow never comes i m

If My tomorrow never comes I M sorry for all the Th‚¡ngs ‚¡ might have Sa‚¡d I M sorry for all the Th‚¡ngs ‚¡

5 most undefined things of girls

5 Most Undefined Things Of Girls: 1)Tum Na Bohat Wo Ho (Now What The Hell Is ‘Wo’ 2)Mujhe Tumse Ye Umeed Nahi Thi (No

19 pathans went to watch movie in

19 pathans went to watch movie in cinema But why 19? Because, it was written outside the cinema. . . . . . .

A girl in a train was reading

A girl in a train was reading a book about ‘Men’ It said Italian men are the most charming and pakistani men are the

A sardar was rejected at a job

A sardar was rejected at a job interview coz when he was asked to give an example of good team work he replied, ‘

My heart is made 2 luv u

my heart is made 2 luv u, my lips are made to kis u, my eyes r made 2 see u, my hands r

Night was dark moon high boy

Night was dark Moon was high Boy stoped his Bike Girl asked: Why? Boy come close She felt shy He told in her ear

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house? still he was in jail??.why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff

Gandhi was fucking vena malik veena malik

Gandhi Was Fucking Vena Malik. Veena Malik Was Enjoying & Said: Gandhi G U r So Old But Still Fuck So Hard Gandhi: Sweet

A man was doig some push up

a man was doig some push up exercises on d beach,a sardar sees him, starts laughing and says,’ANNI DAYA ,ZANAANI THALLLONN NASS GAI AA’

Interesting fact the famous painting of

Interesting Fact The famous painting of ‘Mona Lisa’ …has an odd quirk about it. The painting was not named ‘Mona Lisa.’ The real name

Just once i want someone to look

Just once I want someone to look at me right away and think I was beautiful. Not after they get to know me, or

A boy was walking on the

A Boy Was Walking On The Road In Rain A Girl Came With An Umbrella & Said To …Him ‘Hello , U Can Share

Sardar was looking at a painting for

Sardar was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body. Someone asked what are u

Get well quick you lazy bum theres

Get well quick, you lazy bum, There’s lots of work to do. If you stay sick, it’s more work for me, And I’d rather

A student was asked 2 write a

A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campus He wrote:- “Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students,

Love you and i tried 3 years

love you and i tried 3 years but i.. i need sometime to be for real and i know its killing you to be

How did it happen that their lips

How did it happen that their lips came together? How does it happen that birds sing, that snow melts, that the rose unfolds, that

Aslamoalikum i am amazed at a person

Aslam’o’alikum. I am amazed at a person who feels proud of himself, who by yesterday was a clot of blood & 2morrow will be

Kids born after 2009 mom may

Kids Born After 2009 Mom, May I See My Photo-Albums Of That Time When I Was A Kid?? ….. .. .. .. .. ..

Ghajani effecta boy opens his tiffin box

Ghajani effect‘A Boy opens his tiffin box on the road’ y? He wanted 2 check, Whether he was going to school or coming back…

The four hardest tasks on earth 1to

The four hardest tasks on earth 1.To return love for hate 2.To include the excluded 3.To forgive without apology 4.To be able to say

Let the world stop turning sun

Let the world stop turning, Let the sun stop burning, Let them tell me love’s not worth going through. If it all falls apart,

If you press me to say why

If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I.

I was in a taxi when the

…*I was in a taxi when the taxi driver said: I love this job, I’m my 0wn boss… & nobody tells me what to

Once sikandar e azam arastu his teacher were

Once Sikandar-e-Azam & Arastu (his teacher) were going together.There was a deep river in way. Arastu decided to cross 1st & said: ‘It’s not

4 sardaron ne mil k petrol pump

4 Sardaron ne mil k petrol pump khola. 1 B customer nahi Q? Petrol pump was on 1st floor. Phir charon ne usi floor

They say that the new super computer

They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, ‘Where is my father?’ The computer bleeped

Many hugs only luv never anger

Many hugs Only luv never anger Teaching me Helping me Every smile when I was sad Raising me to be strong It spells Mother.

The most famous painting of pablo picasso

The most famous painting of Pablo Picasso was Guermica

6 birds were sitting on a tree

6 birds were sitting on a tree… a hunter saw that and shot over tree… . 5 birds flew away . . . but

My ex and i had a strange

My Ex And I Had A Strange And Wonderful RelatiOnship! . . . . SHE Was Strange … I Was Wonderful … ;)!

1 day a crab was running on

1 day a crab was running on the sea shore. THE waves came and cleared the footprints of the crab. Crab asked: Being my

Everything has a time and place over

Everything Has A Time And Place Over Time Things Must Change And Like A River Life Goes On I Used To Say Love Was

To have faith is to be sure

To have faith is to be sure of the things we hope for, to be certain of the things we cannot see. It was

The first woman prime minister of britain

The first woman Prime Minister of Britain was Margaret Thatcher

Every life in this world was painted

Every life in this world was painted by GOD’s own hands. I am thank full to him because when he painted my life….He included

This iz crime story five friendz lived

This iz crime story. Five friendz lived in a room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY. One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time

O what a sight it was wistly

O what a sight it was wistly to view How she came stealing to the wayward boy! To note the fighting conflict of her

Mallika sherawat i have been raped in

Mallika Sherawat: I have been Raped in The Dark by a Sardar! Police: How Do You know He Was a Sardar? Malika: Because, I

I went 2 c d cardiologist 2day

i went 2 c d cardiologist 2day. ECG showed anomalies in my heart’s mode of operation. The doc said my heart was missing something

Husband wanted to call the hospital ask

Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, “How’s the situation?” He

The original meaning of quiz was

The original meaning of ‘Quiz’ was Trick.

Once there was a hungry kutta he

Once There Was A Hungry Kutta He Stole A Piece of Boti By Chacha Dimu Shop Then He Durki Lai & Reach on The

I bought a packet of air

…I bought a packet of air… . . . . . . I was surprised to see that… . . . There were only

Quotes of mind1 russian general in 1987

Quotes of Mind… 1. Russian General in 1987, Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth.these people cant be defeated by

A sardarji went to a stdisdpco

A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. 🙁 Guess why ? bcoz there it was written ?Number dial karnay

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house… still he was in jail…….why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff

I wish were a cell in your

I wish I were a cell in your blood, so I would be sure I was somewhere in your heart. Happy Teddy Bear Day