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Is the third month of islamic calendar

Is the third month of the Islamic calendar The Meaning of the Word ‘Rabi-ul-Awwal’:- The first month of spring. “Auspicious Occasions”:- The Holy Prophet

The old name of taiwan was

The old name of Taiwan was Farmosa.

My heart is made 2 luv u

My Heart Is Made 2 Luv U, My Lips Are Made To Kis U, My Eyes R Made 2 See U, My Hands R

Ardar was asked to explan in englsh

§ardar Was Asked To Expla¡n In Engl¡sh! ! ‘Dukh Hamesha §ath Rhta Hy Mgr Khush¡ Aat¡ Jat¡ Reht¡ Hy’ $ardar, My W¡fe Is W¡th

You havent lost your smile at all

“You haven’t lost your smile at all, it’s right under your nose. You just forgot it was there.”

Many hugs only luv never anger

Many hugs Only luv never anger Teaching me Helping me Every smile when I was sad Raising me to be strong It spells Mother.

Pink flowers blossomed in the season i

Pink flowers blossomed in the season I met you. With your attentions they are opening again, though these wounds had healed already. How long

Wife ive noticed everytime you talk say

WIFE: “I’ve noticed everytime you talk you say, my car, my chair, my TV, everything is yours. You never say ours. I’m your wife,

Titanic was sinking romeo juliet i love

titanic was sinking. romeo; juliet i love u. if i cant live with u then i am ready to die with u. juliet; romeo

A pathaan was fucking prostitute at his

a pathaan was fucking a prostitute at his very best, during fucking, pathaan asked kiu jaanu maza aa raha hay? prostitute : nahi, kuch

Mrsaleem had 3 sonsnamed 1 rehmat e saleem 2 barkat e saleem

Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named 1-Rehmat-e-Saleem 2-Barkat-e-Saleem 3-Mehboob-e-Saleem When his 4th son was born, his wife decided to name is Bas-kar-Saleem!:-)

Memory was something that you lost with

Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3 inch floppy You hoped

Life before computer window was a

Life before Computer -Window was a square hole in a room. -Application was something written in paper. -Mouse was an animal. -Keyboard was a

I smoke for a few days nd

I smoke for a few days nd got addicted to it. bt i’m studying since i was 3…. y the hell i’m not getting

A machine invented 2 catch thieves was

A machine invented 2 catch thieves was tested. In UK,It caught 50 thieves in 30 min, Spain:It caught 110 Pakistan: In 15 min machine

Cute style of proposing boy can

Cute style of proposing: Boy: can I take a photo? Girl: why? Boy: just wanted 2 show my children how their Mom looked when

Wife im not feeling good husband its

Wife: Im not feeling good. Husband: It’s too bad. I was thinking to go for shopping. Wife: I was joking Na. Husband: Me too.

The first man to reach north pole

The first man to reach North Pole was Rear Admiral Robert E. Peary

English is difficult language for japanese a

English is difficult language for Japanese. A True Story:- A few days ago, Japanese Prime Minister ‘Mori’ was given some basic English training before

A confusion american pathan ko kese kahe

a confusion; american, pathan ko kese kahe ga k OPEN THE DOOR . . . . . . . . . . . ans;

The title of desert fox was given

The title of Desert Fox was given to Field Marshal Erwin Rommel.

What happend 2 ur mobile i was

what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r

A bus full of mother in laws was going

A bus full of Mother-in-Laws was going around the islands. The bus crashed and everyone died, people cried for a week. A man was

Night was dark moon high boy

Night was dark Moon was high Boy stoped his Bike Girl asked: Why? Boy come close She felt shy He told in her ear

The first republican president of america was

The first Republican President of America was Abraham Lincoln

I looked at a flower and thought

I looked at a FLOWER and thought it was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen till I met you. 🙂

Paul the octopus was asked to

Paul The Octopus Was Asked To Predict Rajni Kanth’s Death…! ! ! ! . … . . . . . . We All Know

Your heart breaks into million pieces you

Your heart breaks into million pieces, you regret at ever chance you had to make things right, ever night you lay motionlessly staring at

Pappu was writing his fathers name on

Pappu was writing his father’s name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him: What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha

The earlier name of sri lanka was

The earlier name of Sri Lanka was Ceylon

We smoke for a few days and

We smoke for a few days and get addicted to it… But,,, I am studying since i was 3 …. Why the hell i

Today i found a friend who knew

Today I found a friend who knew everything I felt she knew my weakness and the problems I’ve been dealt. She understood my wonders

I was born not knowing and have

I was born not knowing and have only had a little time to change that here and there. Anonymous

The number of countries which participated in

The number of countries which participated in the first Olympic Games held at Athens was nine.

I thought dat if i tried 2

I thought dat if i tried 2 stay away, id learn 2 let u go & 4get, but i was wrong. The more i

One thing kids like is to be

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove

Pink flowers blossomed in the season i

Pink flowers blossomed in the season I met you. With your attentions they are opening again, though these wounds had healed already. How long

A lion was getting married at

A lion was getting married. At his wedding was a mouse shouting away and congratulating the lion, ‘All the best my brother…. good luck…..’

U kn0w 1 h0w many c0untries

U kn0w?? 1) h0w many c0untries in the w0rld? 193 2) MyanMer is the new name of___? Burma 3) Amman is the capital of?

I have some questions 2 ask u

I Have Some Question’s 2 Ask U.. 1- My 1st Impression On U Was..?? 2- My Best Thing In Nature..?? 3- I Irritate U

Once there was a admi he cutting

Once there was a admi. He was cutting saag with daatri. He saw a wadda sara Sapp. He began to cry, Bachao,Bachao I am

Height of sharp mind intrviewr said

HEIGHT OF SHARP MIND Intrviewr Said: I Shall Either Ask U 10 Easy Questn Or One Difficult Questn. Think Well Before U Make Up

Adolf hitler was born in austria

Adolf Hitler was born in Austria.

A boy prposd a girlshe rejects but

‘A boy prposd a girl,SHE rejects, but boy was not sad,FRNDS ask ‘why u r not sad’ boy~why sad, I lost 1 who never

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house? still he was in jail??.why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff

The savior of islam leader hero husein

The Savior of Islam The leader of Islam The hero of Islam Husein Hussein Hussein You saved Islam by giving your life The courage

18th birthday messages i cried on

18th Birthday Messages I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You’re young enough to get away with

Invitation of namaz is 700 times in

Invitation of Namaz is 700 times in Quran, Hazrat Ayesha was the first who counted all qurani ayats, Quran-e-Pak was completed in 22 years,

A friend asks sardar how was ur

A friend asks sardar how was ur exam? Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK. I thought, thought &

The sculptor of the statue liberty was

The sculptor of the statue of Liberty was Frederick Auguste Bartholdi

He neither drank smoked nor rode a

He neither drank, Smoked, Nor rode a bicycle, Living frugally, Saving his money, He died early, Surrounded by Greedy relatives. It was a great

The first demonstration of a motion picture

The first demonstration of a motion picture was held at Paris.

Every life in this world was painted

Every life in this world was painted by GOD’s own hands. I am thank full to him because when he painted my life….He included

The md was walking in the factory

The MD was walking in the factory, he noticed a guy leaning against the wall, looking somewhere.. He approached the man & asked him,

18th birthday messages i cried on

18th Birthday Messages I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You’re young enough to get away with

I love hugging wish was an octopus

I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus so I could hug ten people at a time.

Accountant this painting is 500 years and

Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old. Sardar: Amazing! Where did you get this exact information? Accountant: I was here 20

A boy was convincing his girl friend

A boy was convincing his girl friend.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

I was loved in past so

i was loved in past so i will love in future past makes your future

The first explorer to reach the south

The first explorer to reach the South Pole was Cap. Ronald Amundson

Girls diary he was quiet 2day i

GIRLS DIARY: He Was Quiet 2day. I Askd If Its My Fault. He Said Nothing.. I Said I LUV U, But He Smiled Sadly.

F kisses were rain id send u

f kisses were rain id send u showers,if fun was time id send u hrs,if u needed a friend id send u me!

Santa had a dream in which someone

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank’s slogan was: We

News 3 chimps escaped from the zoo

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv… another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt

A man had his credit card stolen

‘A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.’

Pathan sitting on the top of mountain

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying… Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying… When a person asked

Wanting u is easy missing hard wishing

Wanting u is easy missing u is hard. Wishing u was with me wrapped up in my arms. Constantly think of u when we

Heart t0uchng st0ry a b0y l0ved

HEART T0UCH!NG ST0RY A b0y l0ved a girl but never pr0p0sed her. 0ne day he decided t0 tell her at 1:00 am at night.

A boy was driving a car girl

A boy was driving a car, A girl was tring to overtake him rashly. Boy:’Hey…Buffalo!’ Girl shouts back:’u pig,donkey,stupid!’ then she accidents and hits

Slavery in america was abolished by

Slavery in America was abolished by Abraham Lincoln.

It was always said of him that

It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be

The founder of the chinese republic was

The founder of the Chinese Republic was San Yat Sen

The first actor to win an oscar

The first actor to win an Oscar was Emil Jannings.

Our beloved prophet muhammad saww was born

Our beloved prophet MUHAMMAD (SAWW) was born on 22/April/571 at 4:45am. Total No. Of days of his life: 22330 days (63yrs 4days). No. of

My heart is made 2 luv u

my heart is made 2 luv u, my lips are made to kis u, my eyes r made 2 see u, my hands r

A sailor was stuck in an island

A sailor was stuck in an island where he was d only survivor. He made a hut 4 his sheltr. Day n nite,he was

The strangest thing about love the

‘The Strangest Thing About Love’ The strangest thing about love is, We dream of the person we love And when we wake up, they’re

Once a programmer drowned in the sea

Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting ‘F1 F1’ and

Story of newtons laws once a

Story of Newton’s Laws: Once A Goat was walking. Newton stopped it.. It stopped. He found his first law ‘An object continues to move

before tom cruise rajani was approached

* BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING..

Why me arthur a legendary

‘WHY ME ?’ arthur… a legendary famouS wimbeldon tenniS player, he waS dying of aidS which he got due to infected blood he received

A smoker was smoking on airport gentleman

A Smoker Was Smoking on Airport: A Gentleman Arrived And Asked Him: 1 Din Me Kitnay Cigrate Pe Latay Ho. Smoker: Ku Gentleman: Agar

Husband wanted to call the hospital ask

Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, “How’s the situation?” He

For allah my heart went there where

For Allah, my heart went there Where I turn my face in Prayer . It’s a duty, this I know So to Makkah I

My play was a complete success the

My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure. Ashleigh Brilliant

I was in a taxi when the

…*I was in a taxi when the taxi driver said: I love this job, I’m my 0wn boss… & nobody tells me what to

If my tomorrow never comes i m

If My tomorrow never comes I M sorry for all the Th‚¡ngs ‚¡ might have Sa‚¡d I M sorry for all the Th‚¡ngs ‚¡

Dual heart attack msg by a girl

Dual heart attack msg by a girl to her boy frend 1st msg: lets break up now. . . . Its all over. .

Narrated ali bin abi talib one

Narrated ‘Ali bin Abi Talib One night Allah’s Apostle came to me and Fatima, the daughter of the Prophet and asked, ‘Won’t you pray

A boy proposd girlshe rejectdhe was not

A Boy proposd A GIRLShe reJectdHE wAs not SADFrnds Asked Y u r not SAD??BOY:Y should I ?I lost 1! who never LÖVED mebut

Waking up this morning was quite a

Waking up this morning was quite a task for me cos i tried opening my eyes and they refused to open and then i

19 pathans went to watch movie in

19 pathans went to watch movie in cinema But why 19? Because, it was written outside the cinema. . . . . . .

Superb bezzati a girl wearing a

Superb Bezzati.. A GirL wearing a Burka was gOing On The Road. BoY gOing Just Behind The Girl said; Rafta Rafta dekho Aankh Jis

Santa i have swallowed a kay

Santa: I have swallowed a kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate

Statistics of quran e pak invitation namaz is

Statistics of Quran-e-Pak Invitation of Namaz is 700 times in Quran, Hazrat Ayesha was the first who counted all qurani ayats, Quran-e-Pak was completed

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like ‘Saala phone utha ke bolta

Choom kar raat jo sulaayegi to neend

Choom kar raat jo sulaayegi to neend aayegi. Khwaab ban kar koi aayega to neend aayegi. Ab vohi a k sulaayega to neend ayegi.

Meeting you was fate becoming your friend

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control. They say you only

Joke qatil koshish karna umar qaid ho

*JOKE* QATIL: ‘Koshish Karna Umar qaid Ho, Phansi Na Ho.’ Sardar Lawyer: ‘Don’t Worry, Pori Koshish Karunga.’ After Court Decision was made… QATIL: ‘Kiya

Sardarji was asked what is a

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

Very sad but sweet line said when

Very sad but sweet line said when the love was going to an end ‘ok You dont wana stay with me but… let me

Tcher how old is ur father sunny

Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I

A failure establishes only this that our

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough.

Formerly when religion was strong and science

Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine

w o m a n

~*~ W O M A N ~*~ The Lifetime Of A Boy To Man … …I Was Born, A Woman Was There To Hold

A wise man was asked what is

A Wise Man was Asked: “What is Meaning of Life..?” He said: “Life itself has No Meaning..Life is An Opportunity to Create a Meaning..”

The white house was painted white to

The White House was painted white to hide fire damage.

Story once a boy was smoking at

Story: Once a boy was a smoking at airport girl asked: 1 din main kitne cigrette peete ho? boy:why? Girl:agr ab tk zindgi me

Haal pocha na kry hath milaya kre

Haal Pocha Na Kry Hath Milaya Na Kre Mai Isi Dhop Me Khush Hun Koi Saya Na Kare Main B Aakhir Hun Isi Dasht

The most famous painting of pablo picasso

The most famous painting of Pablo Picasso was Guermica

Curiosity killed the cat but for a

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Stephen Wright

Treasured friend im glad i found you

Treasured friend, I’m glad I found you; Our friendship is a gift we share. I can be myself around you, Safe in your love

Nothing moves me anymore im as

“Nothing moves me anymore I’m as cold as a stone I was flesh and blood before Now, I’m only skin and bone There are

If i was a non living

If I Was A Non Living Thing In Ur Life Wat Wud U Like Me To Be ? Rply Iz A Must N Ask

A black boy with his girlfirnd was

A black boy with his black girlfirnd was sitting at a beach at night .. Boy : . . Where r u ??? Haha

Sa umer pas chi mi janan waleedai

sa umer pas chi mi janan waleedai. pa wacha zmaka mi baran walidai. mata was khpal haal da zargi na waei. ma ye pa

The eiffel tower was built by

The Eiffel tower was built by Alexander Eiffel

The first prime minister of bangladesh was

The first Prime minister of Bangladesh was Mujibur Rehman

The uno was formed in the year

The UNO was formed in the year 1945

An airline introduced a special package for

An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Businessman. Buy Your Ticket Get Your Wife’s Ticket Free. After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To

Get well quick u lazy bum

Get Well Quick, U Lazy Bum, There?s Lots Of Work To Do. If U Stay Sick, It?s More Work For Me, And I?d Rather

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house… still he was in jail…….why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff

I admit was never d perfect one

I Admit I Was Never D Perfect One… I Was Never Always There… .. .I Didnt Make You Smile At Times …But There Is

Log on was adding wood to the

Log on was adding wood to the fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse

Get well quick you lazy bum theres

Get well quick, you lazy bum, There’s lots of work to do. If you stay sick, it’s more work for me, And I’d rather

I loved it when my fingers were

I loved it when my fingers were entangled with yours, and my head was on your chest, listening to your heartbeat. It made me

Imperiously he leaps neighs bounds and now

Imperiously he leaps, he neighs, he bounds, And now his woven girths he breaks asunder; The bearing earth with his hard hoof he wounds,

For to fear death my friends is

For to fear death, my friends, is only to think ourselves wise without really being wise, for it is to think that we know

Many hugs only luv never anger

Many hugs Only luv never anger Teaching me Helping me Every smile when I was sad Raising me to be strong It spells Mother.

A woman was kidnapped the kidnapper

A woman was kidnapped. The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger 2 her husband n demanded money. HUSBAND replied: ‘I want more proof,

Question paper in year 2010 1 name

Question Paper In Year 2010 1-Name The Cities Of PAKISTAN Where Electricity Is Found. 2-How Does Sugar Taste?Explain In Ur Own Words. 3-Draw A

In a strange way i had fallen

In a strange way, I had fallen in love with my depression. Dr. Sterling was right about that. I loved it because I thought

Todays sunset was the last of this

Today’s sunset was the last sunset of this ISLAMIC YEAR & I pray that all ur worries set down with this sunset & new