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A man had his credit card stolen

‘A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.’

Dont go around saying the world owes

Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

Sardar was travelling in train a

Sardar was travelling in train, A woman sat on his son’s berth & didn’t getup… Sardar shouted: “THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO

She was all alone in the home

sHE wAS aLL aLONE In tHE hOME! sHE wENT INTO tHE sWIMMING pOOL. sHE wAS cOMPLETELY nUDE aND wET. SUDDENLY, A MAN CAME… HE

Once there was a hungry kutta he

Once There Was A Hungry Kutta He Stole A Piece of Boti By Chacha Dimu Shop Then He Durki Lai & Reach on The

Once a wise man was asked

Once a wise man was asked: ‘ What is meaning of life?’ He replied: ‘ Life itself has no meaning. Life is an opportunity

A lady was kissing a lion inside

A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.. Ring master asked can anyone do this? Sardar: Sala larki se darta kaun

Dual heart attack msg by a girl

Dual heart attack msg by a girl to her boy frend 1st msg: lets break up now. . . . Its all over. .

Husband sitting near to his wife n

Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur

An office technician got a call from

An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem

Husband wanted to call the hospital ask

Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, “How’s the situation?” He

Facts females have a better sense

Facts =Females have a better sense of smell than males =Beethoven the world’s famous musician was deaf. =K2 is smaller than mount Everest because

A prominent judge was asked what we

A prominent judge was asked what we, as citizens of the countries of the world, could do to reduce crime and disobedience to law

1 day a crab was running on

1 day a crab was running on the sea shore. THE waves came and cleared the footprints of the crab. Crab asked: Being my

The only common thing between the royal

The only common thing between the royal wedding & Pakistani wedding waz that the wedding suit of Prince William was the same as our

Love can be purple the courage

Love can be purple, the courage we need to love bravely and unselfishly the moment I first kiss you i know that i am

Santa i have swallowed a kay

Santa: I have swallowed a kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate

Silly thing about love when u

Silly Thing About ‘LOVE’ When U Get ‘Little’, U Want ‘More’ When U Get ‘More’, U ‘Desire More’ But When U ‘Loose’ It, U

Sardar was arrested 4 a road accidentjudge

Sardar was arrested 4 a road accidentJudge : how did accident occurSardar :I dont know sir I was sleeping

I was a child whn 1stly prayed

i was a child whn i 1stly prayed tht ‘may i get magic stick,whch can gv me all i want,whch can make me hppy,i

Dont go around saying the world owes

“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first”

Last night i looked up at the

Last night i looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why i love you i was doing great, but

Best buddies r hard to find so

*Best buddies* r hard to find.. so Today i choose to thank u for evrytime u made me smile, laugh,for evrytime u helped,wiped a

The real essence of art turned out

The real essence of art turned out to be not something high up and far off – it was right inside my ordinary daily

The gates of paradise will be opened

The gates of Paradise will be opened on Mondays and Thursdays and every servant of (Allah Subhanahu wa Ta’Ala) who associates nothing with Allah

Today i was cooking chicken when added

Today i was cooking chicken when i added green palak. Chicken started singing & dancing : ‘ HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG

The city which was the capital of

The city which was the capital of the ancient Persian Empire was Persepolis.

Father to his son how was the

Father to his son- How was the paper? Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya. Father- acha,aur baki? Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha, 4th

This message was sent exclusively for the

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry

A hurted line by boy whos friend

A Hurted Line By A Boy Who’s Friend Req Was Not Accepted by A GiRl On Facebook – – – – …- – –

Touchy qu0tes its n0t dat im

Touchy Qu0tes.. ¤ Its n0t dat im afraid 2 die, its dat if I die, who’ll luv u as I do..¤ L0vng u, was

Praying for some guarantee finally i pressed

Praying for some guarantee, Finally I pressed a key. But what on the screen did I see? Again ‘Abort, Retry, Ignore?’ I tried to

Son mom teacher was asking me today

Son: “Mom, teacher was asking me today, if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school.” Mom: “That’s nice of

Ramadan is the month in which was

Ramadan is the (month) in which was sent down the Quran, as a guide to mankind, also clear (Signs) for guidance and judgment (between

Last night i had a dream

Last Night I had a Dream. I was Walking to an Angel I asked him ‘Why I’ve a Friend Like you?’ He Replied: ‘Sab

Hungry dog once upon a time there

“HUNGRY DOG” Once upon a time, there was Dog he was very hungry He run here and there in search of food.suddenly he found

Story once a boy was smoking at

Story: Once a boy was a smoking at airport girl asked: 1 din main kitne cigrette peete ho? boy:why? Girl:agr ab tk zindgi me

The famous british one eyed admiral was

The famous British one-eyed Admiral was Nelson

English officer was announcing and pathan translating

English Officer Was Announcing And Pathan Was Translating O People’ A Zantalaaqo’ its announced hardly’Yo kuss tezan elan waawre’ if any one interfare in

Lafanga crow once there was a crow

Lafanga Crow Once there was a crow, Pind vich renda c o, 1 din taali utay betha c o, 1 chiri de pichy pey

How true my felling were i found

HOW true MY felling were i found out to be the best thing in my life was when you married me thank you my

The strangest thing about love the

‘The Strangest Thing About Love’ The strangest thing about love is, We dream of the person we love And when we wake up, they’re

A sardar was rejected at a job

A sardar was rejected at a job interview coz when he was asked to give an example of good team work he replied, ‘

Height of geniousity when i was

Height of geniousity, When I was at school, someone stole my rough notes Now they call it as . . . . . .

Night was dark moon high boy

Night was dark Moon was high Boy stoped his Bike Girl asked: Why? Boy come close She felt shy He told in her ear

The md was walking in the factory

The MD was walking in the factory, he noticed a guy leaning against the wall, looking somewhere.. He approached the man & asked him,

A friend of mine said 0nions

A Friend Of Mine Said: ‘0nions Are The Only Food That Makes You Cry . . . ‘ That Was Before I Hit Him

I thought love was just a mirage

I thought love was just a mirage of the mind, it’s an illusion, it’s fake, impossible to find. But the day I met you,

Speak not my tears neither open fears

SPEAK NOT MY TEARS NEITHER OPEN MY FEARS THE THING THAT BROKE WAS MY HEART ITS PIECES WONT BE GATHERED HERE PLACE ALL ITS

Life was meant to be lived and

Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. Eleanor

Wife im not feeling good husband its

Wife: Im not feeling good. Husband: It’s too bad. I was thinking to go for shopping. Wife: I was joking Na. Husband: Me too.

It pains inside but i never said

It Pains Inside But I Never Said A Word, I Always Said I Love You But You Never Heard, Louder Than Thunder Was Scream,

Crisis situation serious sugar shortage in

Crisis Situation! SERIOUS SUGAR SHORTAGE IN THE COUNTRY… All Because Of YOU! Nature Used Up Whatever Was Available To Make You SO SWEET! OH

My heart is made 2 luv u

my heart is made 2 luv u, my lips are made to kis u, my eyes r made 2 see u, my hands r

Sardar was asked to explan in englsh

Sardar Was Asked To Expla¡n In Engl¡sh! ! ‘Dukh Hamesha §ath Rehta Hy Mgr Khush¡ Aat¡ Jat¡ Raht¡ Hy’. Sardar: My W¡fe Is W¡th

When titanic was sinkingm a man asked

When TITANIC was sinkingm, a man asked Sardar ji, how for LAND is?..? Sardar: 3 kms?.. Man jumped into the sea & asked: Which

Rasool alaihi sallam ne farmya hr

Rasool Alaihi Sallam Ne Farmya: Hr Muslman ki Jan Us ka Mal or Us ki Aabro Dosray Muslman k lye Haram hai. (Sahi Muslim,

Ear friends im sorry if i hurt

ear Friends! I’m Sorry If i hurt u, If i ignored u, If i teased u, If i was not able 2 prove myself

Once sikandar e azam arastu his teacher were

Once Sikandar-e-Azam & Arastu (his teacher) were going together.There was a deep river in way. Arastu decided to cross 1st & said: ‘It’s not

Doctor i can t stop behaving like

Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog. How long have you been acting this way? Since I was a puppy

Kids born after 2009 mom may

Kids Born After 2009 Mom, May I See My Photo-Albums Of That Time When I Was A Kid?? ….. .. .. .. .. ..

My heart is made 2 luv u

My Heart Is Made 2 Luv U, My Lips Are Made To Kis U, My Eyes R Made 2 See U, My Hands R

A youing couple were having their

A Youing Couple Were Having Their First Fight And It Was A Big One After A While, …The Husband Said: ‘When We Got Married,

Cut you did with a pocket knife

Cut you did with a pocket knife. Paste you did with glue A web was a spider’s home And a virus was the flu.

Mom why r u pregnant daughter

Mom: Why R U pregnant? Daughter: This is our project in college about ‘Miracle of Life’ Mom: Tell me who is he? Daughter:I dont

Answers of a brilliant student who obtained

Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0% Q. In which battle did Napolean die? A. His last battle. Q. Where was the Declaration

A girl fel down from 80th floor

A girl Fel Down from 80th floor, A boy caught her on 65th floor and asked her……, will u Hug me….? She replied.., ofcourse

Once the moon winks at u tonight

Once the moon winks at u tonight, I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight. Hope your day was quite all right now I bid

Joke height of language miss use student

*JOKE* Height of Language miss use: Student was watching a monkey play out of the class window when the professor suddenly noticed him and

When you read a classic do not

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there

I thought dat if i tried 2

I thought dat if i tried 2 stay away, id learn 2 let u go & 4get, but i was wrong. The more i

The word quiz was coined by

The word ‘Quiz’ was coined by Jim Daly Irishman.

Diagram in book was not clear somadam

Diagram in book was not clear.. So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced.. ‘Don’t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!’

I can speak of my own criterion

I can speak of my own criterion for judging whether or not a book is good or bad. I ask of it a single

Very sad but sweet line said when

Very sad but sweet line said when the love was going to an end ‘ok You dont wana stay with me but… let me

The decision doesnt have to be logical

The decision doesn’t have to be logical, it was unanimous. Anonymous

For to fear death my friends is

For to fear death, my friends, is only to think ourselves wise without really being wise, for it is to think that we know

The number of countries which participated in

The number of countries which participated in the first Olympic Games held at Athens was nine.

Story of newtons laws once a

Story of Newton’s Laws: Once A Goat was walking. Newton stopped it.. It stopped. He found his first law ‘An object continues to move

Sardarji was asked what is a

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

Santa had a dream in which someone

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank’s slogan was: We

Once upon a time something happened to

Once upon a time, something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come

I was a smoker once readsmoking is

I Was a Smoker !!!Once I Read..‘Smoking Is Injurious 2Health’I QUIT Smoking. I Used 2Drink WINE..I Read..‘WINE is Bad For Health’I Left Drinking. I

Girls diary he was quiet 2day

GIRLS DIARY: He was quiet 2day. I askd if its my fault. He said Nothing.. I said I LUV U, But He smiled sadly.

G o d b y e

G O O D B Y E Is Easier Then Admitting I Was W R O N G.

Teek da che mayan woma kho was

Teek da che mayan woma kho was me tooba kare da……….. , , Laga moda oshwa parharoona me warghale de.. Samjh aai? Mujhe b

Wanting u is easy missing hard wishing

Wanting u is easy missing u is hard. Wishing u was with me wrapped up in my arms. Constantly think of u when we

Narrated ali bin abi talib one

Narrated ‘Ali bin Abi Talib One night Allah’s Apostle came to me and Fatima, the daughter of the Prophet and asked, ‘Won’t you pray

A man was searching these words on

A man was searching these words on Google; ‘How to tackle a wife..’ . Google Search Result: ‘We are also searching……’

When i was small laughed less

When I was small.. I laughed less.. But there was infinite hidden joy..! …… As I grew up.. I learnt to laugh a lot..

Sardar sitting on the top of

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying…. When a person asked what he was doing…. He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies

Ch0ose the c0rrect 0pti0n 1 vitamin

Ch0osE the c0rreCT 0pti0n 1) Vitamin c is available in: A) Egg B) Wheat C) Fish D) 0range 2) The t0tal number of planets

When i was walking alonei wishedthati can

When i was Walking ‘Alone’,i Wished,thati can Reachthe End of the Road.But,when youJoined ‘Me’,i wish,that,the Road Never Ends…! @

My heart cried loud and my words

My heart cried loud and my words could not rhyme.. My world was upside down as my love hurt me every time… You thought

Every king was once a crying baby

Every King was Once a Crying Baby And Every Great Building was Once a Map. Its not Important Where You are TODAY, BUT Where

Pink flowers blossomed in the season i

Pink flowers blossomed in the season I met you. With your attentions they are opening again, though these wounds had healed already. How long

If my t0mor0w never c0mes im s0rry

If My T0mOr0w Never C0mes, Im S0rry, F0r Al The Mean Things I Might Have Said.. Im S0rry, F0r Al The Things I Did

Of all the smiles u received today

Of all the smiles u received today, there was a smile u didnt see. A smile not from the lips, but straight from the

A boy prposd a girlshe rejects but

‘A boy prposd a girl,SHE rejects, but boy was not sad,FRNDS ask ‘why u r not sad’ boy~why sad, I lost 1 who never

Curiosity killed the cat but for a

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Stephen Wright

I was cking murgi when i added

I was còòking murgi, when i added Hara dhaniya in it, murgi stand up & started dancing & singing ~HUM PE YEH KIS NE

Height of sharp mind intrviewr said

HEIGHT OF SHARP MIND Intrviewr Said: I Shall Either Ask U 10 Easy Questn Or One Difficult Questn. Think Well Before U Make Up

Is he just doing a bad elvis

‘Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?’

Every life in this world was painted

Every life in this world was painted by GOD’s own hands. I am thank full to him because when he painted my life….He included

18th birthday messages i cried on

18th Birthday Messages I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You’re young enough to get away with

As u know firoan namrood were

As u know Firoan & Namrood were 2 great enemies of Islam. Firoan died in flood with his people while Namrood was killed by

Is the third month of islamic calendar

Is the third month of the Islamic calendar The Meaning of the Word ‘Rabi-ul-Awwal’:- The first month of spring. “Auspicious Occasions”:- The Holy Prophet

Once a programmer drowned in the sea

Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting ‘F1 F1’ and

I was born not knowing and have

I was born not knowing and have only had a little time to change that here and there. Anonymous

In the cruel world of love

In The Cruel World Of Love.. I’ve Learned That: Promises Are Not CONTRACTS.. Kisses Are Not ASSURANCE.. Sweet Words Are Not GUARANTEES.. …Big Hugs

Sardar was helping his son in filling

Sardar was helping his son in filling Admission Form. SON: Papa ye ‘Mother Tongue’ wale box me kya likhna hai? SARDAR: Likh de puttar

It must have been a rainy day

It must have been a rainy day when you were born..Heaven was crying ‘cus it lost its most beautiful angel!

Hay i am aqsa was resently on

hay i am aqsa, i was resently on date with my jaan ABEER ZAHID. it was lovely day, if any one likes friendship with

In a school function a kg

In a school function A K.G boy started closing his ears with both hands, when girl was about to start her speech Others asked

Sardar suffering from cold and was shivering

Sardar suffering from cold and was shivering. His son called a doc. Doc: What happened? Son: Bimari da ta pata nahin per baapu saver

One day i saw a smart boy

One day I saw a smart boy in a restaurant. What a style. What a beauty. What a fashion. I walked near to him,

One thing kids like is to be

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove

Life before computer window was a

Life before Computer -Window was a square hole in a room. -Application was something written in paper. -Mouse was an animal. -Keyboard was a

1 to 3 class student hey i

1 to 3 class student- hey! I studied everything for exam! .;-) . 4 to 6- that question was very hard so i left

I was looking out the windows thinking

I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so

It was always said of him that

It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be

Railway officer was taking an interview

Railway officer was taking an interview.. Officer:Tumhe pata chale ke 2 train 1 hi track pe opposite dirction mein aa rahi hain to tum

Girl you broke my favorite lamp

Girl : you broke my favorite lamp! Boy : it was an accident,I didn’t mean to! … Girl : I can’t believe you did

Someone asked what makes people happy some

Someone asked what makes people happy. Some said wealth and some said fame. I was thinking about this when my cell phone beeped and

Friendship is not a word not merely

Friendship is not a word. Not merely a Relationship.. It is a Silent Promise which says.. ‘i was’ ‘i am’ & ‘i will b’

Once an old age mother was sitting

Once an Old Age Mother was sitting with her son. . Ek kawa (crow) pas betha tha, MAAN nE poocha k Beta yE kia

Formerly when religion was strong and science

Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine

What was the name of civilization that

What was the name of the civilization that dominated the area from the year 2000 BC and 1000 years ahead? The Babylonians The Sumerians

I was asked about newtons law and

I was asked about Newton’s law and I said I don’t know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn’t

Once a guy who recently had breakoff

once a guy who recently had a breakoff wid her girlfriend was asked……….. have u left your girlfriend or she left you??? he smiled

Santa opened a college guess the name

Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College? The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS

Your silly two eyes took away the

Your Silly Silly Two Eyes Took away the Rest Of My Heart Away. The Rest of My Heart Was Taken Away By ur Silly

In a school function kg boy

In a School function: K.G boy started closing his EARs with both hands when a girl was about to start her speech, Others Asked