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A girl in a train was reading

A girl in a train was reading a book about ‘Men’ It said Italian men are the most charming and pakistani men are the

A sardar was rejected at a job

A sardar was rejected at a job interview coz when he was asked to give an example of good team work he replied, ‘

My heart is made 2 luv u

my heart is made 2 luv u, my lips are made to kis u, my eyes r made 2 see u, my hands r

Night was dark moon high boy

Night was dark Moon was high Boy stoped his Bike Girl asked: Why? Boy come close She felt shy He told in her ear

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house? still he was in jail??.why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff

Gandhi was fucking vena malik veena malik

Gandhi Was Fucking Vena Malik. Veena Malik Was Enjoying & Said: Gandhi G U r So Old But Still Fuck So Hard Gandhi: Sweet

A man was doig some push up

a man was doig some push up exercises on d beach,a sardar sees him, starts laughing and says,’ANNI DAYA ,ZANAANI THALLLONN NASS GAI AA’

Interesting fact the famous painting of

Interesting Fact The famous painting of ‘Mona Lisa’ …has an odd quirk about it. The painting was not named ‘Mona Lisa.’ The real name

Just once i want someone to look

Just once I want someone to look at me right away and think I was beautiful. Not after they get to know me, or

A boy was walking on the

A Boy Was Walking On The Road In Rain A Girl Came With An Umbrella & Said To …Him ‘Hello , U Can Share

Sardar was looking at a painting for

Sardar was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body. Someone asked what are u

Get well quick you lazy bum theres

Get well quick, you lazy bum, There’s lots of work to do. If you stay sick, it’s more work for me, And I’d rather

A student was asked 2 write a

A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campus He wrote:- “Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students,

Love you and i tried 3 years

love you and i tried 3 years but i.. i need sometime to be for real and i know its killing you to be

How did it happen that their lips

How did it happen that their lips came together? How does it happen that birds sing, that snow melts, that the rose unfolds, that

Aslamoalikum i am amazed at a person

Aslam’o’alikum. I am amazed at a person who feels proud of himself, who by yesterday was a clot of blood & 2morrow will be

Kids born after 2009 mom may

Kids Born After 2009 Mom, May I See My Photo-Albums Of That Time When I Was A Kid?? ….. .. .. .. .. ..

Ghajani effecta boy opens his tiffin box

Ghajani effect‘A Boy opens his tiffin box on the road’ y? He wanted 2 check, Whether he was going to school or coming back…

The four hardest tasks on earth 1to

The four hardest tasks on earth 1.To return love for hate 2.To include the excluded 3.To forgive without apology 4.To be able to say

Let the world stop turning sun

Let the world stop turning, Let the sun stop burning, Let them tell me love’s not worth going through. If it all falls apart,

If you press me to say why

If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I.

I was in a taxi when the

…*I was in a taxi when the taxi driver said: I love this job, I’m my 0wn boss… & nobody tells me what to

Once sikandar e azam arastu his teacher were

Once Sikandar-e-Azam & Arastu (his teacher) were going together.There was a deep river in way. Arastu decided to cross 1st & said: ‘It’s not

4 sardaron ne mil k petrol pump

4 Sardaron ne mil k petrol pump khola. 1 B customer nahi Q? Petrol pump was on 1st floor. Phir charon ne usi floor

They say that the new super computer

They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, ‘Where is my father?’ The computer bleeped

Many hugs only luv never anger

Many hugs Only luv never anger Teaching me Helping me Every smile when I was sad Raising me to be strong It spells Mother.

Once a programmer drowned in the sea

Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting ‘F1 F1’ and

Once upon a time something happened to

Once upon a time, something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come

The most famous painting of pablo picasso

The most famous painting of Pablo Picasso was Guermica

6 birds were sitting on a tree

6 birds were sitting on a tree… a hunter saw that and shot over tree… . 5 birds flew away . . . but

My ex and i had a strange

My Ex And I Had A Strange And Wonderful RelatiOnship! . . . . SHE Was Strange … I Was Wonderful … ;)!

1 day a crab was running on

1 day a crab was running on the sea shore. THE waves came and cleared the footprints of the crab. Crab asked: Being my

Santa had a dream in which someone

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank’s slogan was: We

Sardarji was asked what is a

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

Every king was once a crying baby

Every King was Once a Crying Baby And Every Great Building was Once a Map. Its not Important Where You are TODAY, BUT Where

Everything has a time and place over

Everything Has A Time And Place Over Time Things Must Change And Like A River Life Goes On I Used To Say Love Was

To have faith is to be sure

To have faith is to be sure of the things we hope for, to be certain of the things we cannot see. It was

The first woman prime minister of britain

The first woman Prime Minister of Britain was Margaret Thatcher

Every life in this world was painted

Every life in this world was painted by GOD’s own hands. I am thank full to him because when he painted my life….He included

This iz crime story five friendz lived

This iz crime story. Five friendz lived in a room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY. One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time

O what a sight it was wistly

O what a sight it was wistly to view How she came stealing to the wayward boy! To note the fighting conflict of her

Mallika sherawat i have been raped in

Mallika Sherawat: I have been Raped in The Dark by a Sardar! Police: How Do You know He Was a Sardar? Malika: Because, I

I went 2 c d cardiologist 2day

i went 2 c d cardiologist 2day. ECG showed anomalies in my heart’s mode of operation. The doc said my heart was missing something

Husband wanted to call the hospital ask

Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, “How’s the situation?” He

The original meaning of quiz was

The original meaning of ‘Quiz’ was Trick.

Once there was a hungry kutta he

Once There Was A Hungry Kutta He Stole A Piece of Boti By Chacha Dimu Shop Then He Durki Lai & Reach on The

I bought a packet of air

…I bought a packet of air… . . . . . . I was surprised to see that… . . . There were only

Quotes of mind1 russian general in 1987

Quotes of Mind… 1. Russian General in 1987, Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth.these people cant be defeated by

A sardarji went to a stdisdpco

A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. 🙁 Guess why ? bcoz there it was written ?Number dial karnay

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house… still he was in jail…….why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff

I wish were a cell in your

I wish I were a cell in your blood, so I would be sure I was somewhere in your heart. Happy Teddy Bear Day

A man jumpd into water didnt

A Man Jumpd into Water Didnt Come Out Anothr Man Jumpd into Water Didnt Come Out A Pathan Scientst Was Watching Concluded ‘Humans r

Our beloved prophet muhammad saww was born

Our beloved prophet MUHAMMAD (SAWW) was born on 22/April/571 at 4:45am. Total No. Of days of his life: 22330 days (63yrs 4days). No. of

The first emperor of germany was

The first Emperor of Germany was Wilhelm.

When i was walking alonei wishedthati can

When i was Walking ‘Alone’,i Wished,thati can Reachthe End of the Road.But,when youJoined ‘Me’,i wish,that,the Road Never Ends…! @

A sardar was dancing in the mid

A sardar was dancing in the mid street. All the traffic was disturbed when finally a Cop approached him and asked Why the hell

My heart heart was broken in

My Heart My heart was broken in so many pieces, That I was sure, It would not beat again. You came and your love

Teacher in 1773 it was discovered that

Teacher: In 1773, It Was Discovered That Oxygen Is Must For Breathing. SARDAR: Thank GOD, I Was Born After That, Pehlay Paida Hotay To

Last night i matched each star with

Last night I matched each star with a reason for loving you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.

Once guy luvd a girl bt nvr

Once guy luvd a girl bt nvr proposd her.. He decided to tel her one day befor her engagment at 1 am …. So

An application was for employment a

An application was for employment A program was a TV show A curser used profanity A keyboard was a piano.

It must have been a rainy day

It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn’t really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his

A sardar was playing chess with his

A Sardar was playing chess with his donkey: Friend: Aray Waah! Tera Gadha to bohat Intelligent hai. Sardar: Khaak intelligent hai. 4 Main se

A sailor was stuck in an island

A sailor was stuck in an island where he was d only survivor. He made a hut 4 his sheltr. Day n nite,he was

One thing kids like is to be

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove

The first actor to win an oscar

The first actor to win an Oscar was Emil Jannings.

Crisis situation serious sugar shortage in

Crisis Situation! SERIOUS SUGAR SHORTAGE IN THE COUNTRY… All Because Of YOU! Nature Used Up Whatever Was Available To Make You SO SWEET! OH

Height of oohh shit a boy

Height Of ‘Oohh Shit’ A Boy Throws A Luv Letter To A Girl But It Falls On Her Brother.. . . …. . .

Yaw podary chat na khkata raprewato

Yaw podary chat na khkata raprewato Khalaq warta ger chaper ragond sho, khalko ti tapos oko we sa chal osho rora? Podari: Pata Nishta

Santa opened a college guess the name

Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College? The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS

There was a time when v

There Was A Time When V Used To Tell Friends ‘Let’s Meet & Plan Something’ Now V Say ‘Let’s Plan & Meet Someday’ Friends

I was on a ship thinking of

I was on a ship thinking of U… I was on a ship thinking of U… wen I looked down, I dropped a tear

There was a doctors that really

There was a doctors that was really anger, bcoz I didn’t really let him take a shot ‘I thought it was a gun shot’.

A confusion american pathan ko kese kahe

a confusion; american, pathan ko kese kahe ga k OPEN THE DOOR . . . . . . . . . . . ans;

A youing couple were having their

A Youing Couple Were Having Their First Fight And It Was A Big One After A While, …The Husband Said: ‘When We Got Married,

Fantastic answer by a philosopher to question

Fantastic Answer by a philosopher to a question asked at the BBC. Define Birthday! Answer: The only day in your life, when you cried

A bulky boy went to a mango

A bulky boy went to a mango grove with his friends to steal mangoes, because they were convinced that stolen mangoes taste better. All

Compress was something you did to the

Compress was something you did to the garbage Not something you did to a file. And if you unzipped anything in public You’d be

You make me happier than i ever

You make me happier than I ever was and ever can be. I love you so much.

Height of nalaiqi dad why didnt

(Height of nalaiqi) Dad: why didn’t you go for exam? Son: paper was tough! Dad: without going how do you know? Son: paper was

Wife im not feeling good husband its

Wife: Im not feeling good. Husband: It’s too bad. I was thinking to go for shopping. Wife: I was joking Na. Husband: Me too.

Ladies were fighting for the seat in

Ladies were fighting for the seat in bus, Both were claiming that she came first, one old man was watching this all. At last

A girl was crying bitterly mom

A girl was crying bitterly. Mom: what happened dear? Daughter: Mom do i lookk like a wicked witch? Mom: No! Daughter: Are my eyes

Get well quick u lazy bum

Get Well Quick, U Lazy Bum, There?s Lots Of Work To Do. If U Stay Sick, It?s More Work For Me, And I?d Rather

All who have accomplished great things had

All who have accomplished great things have had a great aim, have fixed their gaze on a goal which was high, one which sometimes

The first secretary general of the uno

The first Secretary General of the UNO was Trygve Lie

I know you like letters so heres

I know you like letters, so here’s a few: I’ve never felt better than when I was with you, But you do what you

A man had his credit card stolen

A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

Dual heart attack msg by a girl

Dual heart attack msg by a girl to her boy frend 1st msg: lets break up now. . . . Its all over. .

Tcher how old is ur father sunny

Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I

When imam ali was asked about faith

When Imam Ali was asked about Faith in Religion, he replied that the structure of faith is supported by four pillars endurance, conviction, justice

I was on a ship thinking of

I was on a ship thinking of u When I l0oked d0wn I dr0pPed a tear in the 0cean. Then I pr0mised myself that

Jasmine was in a forbidden relationship with

Jasmine was in a forbidden relationship with Aladdin… Snow White lived alone with 7 men.. Pinnochio was a liar.. Robin Hood was a thief..

5 most undefined things of girls

5 Most Undefined Things Of Girls: 1)Tum Na Bohat Wo Ho (Now What The Hell Is ‘Wo’ 2)Mujhe Tumse Ye Umeed Nahi Thi (No

Doctor i can t stop behaving like

Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog. How long have you been acting this way? Since I was a puppy

Saying yesterday i was clever

(saying: ) Yesterday I was clever, I wanted to change the world. But, today I’m wise, I want to change myself. (Socrate)

Once a guy who recently had breakoff

once a guy who recently had a breakoff wid her girlfriend was asked……….. have u left your girlfriend or she left you??? he smiled

Who was the youngest president of usa

Who was the youngest President of the USA? Theodore Roosevelt

It must have been a rainy day

It must have been a rainy day when you were born..Heaven was crying ‘cus it lost its most beautiful angel!

A jumbo pathan package 4 pathanon

A JUMBO PATHAN PACKAGE 4 Pathanon ne mil kar ptrl pump khola. 1 bhi customer nhi aya. Q? Ptrl pump was on 1st floor.

It was always said of him that

It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be

Dont go around saying the world owes

Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

Meeting you was fate becoming your friend

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control. They say you only

A girl in a train was reading

‘A girl in a train was reading a book about ‘Men’ It said Italian men are the most charming and pakistani men are the

When i was studying my mom

WHEN I WAS STUDYING, MY MOM WAS CALLING ME BUT I DINT RESPOND, I WAS DEEPLY INVOLVED IN STUDIES BUT SHE CALLED AGAIN AND

Life was meant to be lived and

Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. Eleanor

A prisoner was about to be executed

A prisoner was about to be executed. Just before his execution the officer asked him about his any last request he said I want

G o d b y e

G O O D B Y E Is Easier Then Admitting I Was W R O N G.

Teacher what happened in 1809 student abraham

Teacher :What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher :What happened in 1819? Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people form a burning house …. still he was in jail …. …. .y? Because all the 6

Sweet lines by a lover

Sweet Lines By A Lover . . . ! ! ! ‘One Reason …GOD Created Time Was So That I Could Spend Mine With

When you read a classic do not

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there

ajeeb rishtay hein ye chahtoon

*. . .Ajeeb rishtay hein ye chahtoon k beech, wAs! Koi kisi ka sab kuch hai aur koi Kisi ka ‘KUCH B Nh. .

How close will i come to loving

How close will I come to loving you again How tight must I have to hold on To make you see that I was

A little boy was d0ing his maths

…*A little boy was d0ing his math’s homew0rk… He said t0 himself 2+5 the s0n of a bitch is 7. 3+6 the s0n of

The eiffel tower was built by

The Eiffel tower was built by Alexander Eiffel

A woman was created from a mans

A woman was created from a mans rib(Adam). Not from his feet 2 be walked on, Not from his head 2 be superior over,

Memory was something that you lost with

Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3 inch floppy You hoped

Brand new style of break up a

*Brand New Style Of Break-Up* ‘A Boyfrnd threw 6 crckt balls at his Grlfrnd, Girl yelled ‘wht was dat for? Boy said: = ‘Its

Sardar was arrested 4 a road accidentjudge

Sardar was arrested 4 a road accidentJudge : how did accident occurSardar :I dont know sir I was sleeping

A lady was kissing a lion inside

A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus. Ring master asked can anyone do it? Sardar G main aana haan par

Praying for some guarantee finally i pressed

Praying for some guarantee, Finally I pressed a key. But what on the screen did I see? Again ‘Abort, Retry, Ignore?’ I tried to

Typing with a steady hand i then

Typing with a steady hand, I then invoked the ‘save’ command But got instead a reprimand: it read, ‘Abort, Retry, Ignore?’ Was this some

Pathan was waitng 4 train with his

Pathan was waitng 4 train with his wife. Train aai oper likha tha Khybar Mail’ Khan bhag k charh gya or bv sy kaha

Good relationship is like taj mahal

”Good Relationship is Like Taj Mahal” ”Everybody Will Wonder,,, How Beautiful It Is!!! But,,, Nobody will Understand,,, How Difficult It Was to Build”!!!

There was a time in my youth

There was a time in my youth When Islam was only a custom. They said ‘say La IIaha IIIa Allah,.. And pray, you’ll go

Hay i am aqsa was resently on

hay i am aqsa, i was resently on date with my jaan ABEER ZAHID. it was lovely day, if any one likes friendship with

By m jaffer sadiq tahir mz

BY M. Jaffer Sadiq Tahir (M.Z) : Then I looked within my own heart and there I found Him-He was nowhere else. Molana Rumi

Titanic was sinking romeo juliet i love

titanic was sinking. romeo; juliet i love u. if i cant live with u then i am ready to die with u. juliet; romeo

Someone asked what makes people happy some

Someone asked what makes people happy. Some said wealth and some said fame. I was thinking about this when my cell phone beeped and

A w0man was kidnapped kidnapper cutt 0f

…*A w0man was kidnapped. Kidnapper: cutt 0f her finger and sent it to her husband and demanded m0ney… Husband replied: I want m0re prove

Jinnah ko draya or kharida nahi ja

Jinnah ko Draya Or kharida Nahi Ja Sakta’ (Mount Batton) ‘Agar Musalmano k. Pas 100 Gandhi Hotay Or Humary Pas 1 Jinnah To Pakistan

Alone i sit here empty and

Alone I Sit Here Empty And Cold The Light Beckons Me It Forces Me To Be Okay Hidden Away My Feelings Are Showing No