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wapas SMS Messages

Jo phisla mere hath se wo pal

Jo phisla mere hath se wo pal nhi mila Mera guzra hua kal mujy wapas nhi mila, Logon se bhari duniya men dhunda boht

Jab dekha teri aankhon mein main ne

Jab Dekha Teri Aankhon Mein Main ne.. Thum Sa Gaya Yeh Dil Mera.. Jab Chuma Labbon Ko Teray.. Khil Sa Gaya Yeh Dil Mera..

Jab dekha tere aankhon mein maine thum

Jab Dekha Tere Aankhon Mein Maine Thum Sa Gaya Yeh Dil Mera.. Jab Chuma Labbo Ko Tera Khil Sa Gaya Yeh Dil Mera.. Jab

Kuch raat ki aankhen beegi thein

‘Kuch raat ki aankhen beegi thein, Aur chand bhi rootha rootha tha, Kuch yaaden us ki baqi thein, Aur dil b toota toota tha,

Nikal k ghar se kabhi mere raston

nikal k ghar se kabhi mere raston mein aa, bikhar k meri tarah tu musaafton mein aa, teri talaash mein main jane kab se

Sab se anmol gift aap kisi

SAB Se ANMOL GIFT.. Aap Kisi Ko De Sakte Ho, To Woh Hai ‘WAQT’ Kyun Ke Apna WAQT Dete Hue, Aap Usay Apni ZINDAGI

Jab dekha tere aankhon mein maine thum

Jab Dekha Tere Aankhon Mein Maine Thum Sa Gaya Yeh Dil Mera.. Jab Chuma Labbo Ko Tera Khil Sa Gaya Yeh Dil Mera.. Jab

1 angrez pak aya pnjbi sekhne jb

1 Angrez PAK aya Pnjbi sekhne jb wo wapas gya to logo ny kaha k kya sekha? Angrez bola Oy BATI CHALI GAI Oy

Hum to watan wapas jane he wale

HUM TO WATAN WAPAS JANE HE WALE TE ! ‘FARAZ’ ! KE KISI NE PECHAY SAY AWAZ DE ! ! ! RAWAPAS SHEEY BEGAIRATO

Khoi khusboo mere dehleez ke chandni raat

Khoi khusboo Mere Dehleez Ke! Chandni Raat K Haton Pe Sawar Utri Hai Koi Khusboo Meri Dehleez K Paar Utri Hai Us Main Kuch

1 angraiz pakistan aya urdu sekhnay kuch

1 Angraiz PAKISTAN aya URDU sekhnay. Kuch arsey baad wo wapas gaya to logo ne kaha k kya sekha? ! ! ! Angraiz ne

Ek adme ne fm redio par caal

ek adme ne fm redio par caal ki admi mujhe ek bathwa mila hy jis main bahut sary paisy credit card aur nic card

Silsila torr dia us ne to ye

Silsila Torr Dia us ne to Ye Sadaen Kesi? Ab jo Milna He Nahi, Phir ye Wafaen Kesi? Mene Chaha tha Sab Shikwe Giley

i o o corolla xli 2011

_____ _/___I______ ‘-o——-‘-o–‘ Corolla XLI 2011 Bhej Raha Hoon Ham Doston Se Koi Hisab Nahin Krte. .* . . Kapra Mar K Wapas Bhej

Ghazal kuch umer ki pehli

‘Ghazal ‘ Kuch Umer Ki PehLi ManziL Thi …. Kuch Raste The Anjaan Bohat, …. Kuch Hum B PagaL The Lekin Kuch Wo B

Frnd truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyun ho

Frnd: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyun ho? Sardar: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise us ko

1 aadmi ne morgi pakri jab ghar aya

1-Aadmi ne morgi pakri jab ghar aya to dekha Na Gas Na Aata Na Bijli Na Oil Aadmi wapas morgi ko gali me chor

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya. Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon. Kuch dari

Usay mene hi likha tha k

Usay mene hi likha tha, K lehjay barf ho jaen To phir pighla nhi kerte Parinde darr k urr jaen Tu lauta nhi krtay

Yeh jeewan dore hai ghar mein saal

Yeh Jeewan Dore Hai Ghar Mein Saal Girah Ka Shor Hai Kahi Salown Se Ata Hai? Shadi Ki Yeh Girah Dori Baar Math Aa

Hawa jab geet gati hai mery aansu

*Hawa jab geet gati hai Mery aansu nahi rukty, Tumhari yad aati hai Mery ansu nahi rukty, Main khush hota houn pani mein baha

Beta america se mery liye jawan hone

beta america se mery liye jawan hone ki dawai bhajna. Betey ne america se capsol bhajy or kaha 1 se ziyada ni khana. Jub

Aik admi ne kisi se 5o000 rupey

AIK ADMI NE KISI SE 5O,000/- RUPEY UDHAR LIYE OR KAHA K BHAI MAIN BOHAT PARESHAN HOON MUJEHEY BOHAT ZAROORAT HAI MUJHEY MAIN BOHAT

December lot aaya hai hawaain sard hain

december lot aaya hai, hawaain sard hain or wadiyan b dhund mein gum hain, Paharo ne baraf ki shaal phir se orh rakhi hai,

Beetay pal wapas la nahi sakte sukhe

Beetay pal wapas la nahi sakte Sukhe phool wapas khila nahi sakte Kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hamein bhul gaye par dil kehta hai

1 mat jao plz 2 allah

1 = Mat Jao plz 2 = Allah hifazat karey tumhari 3 = I can’t live without U 4 = I Love U, jano

Yahan khamosh nzron ka nzara kon bnta

Yahan khamosh nzron ka nzara kon bnta hai, boht gehre samndr ka kinara kon bnta hai.. chalo hum dekhte hain khd ko ab barbad

Height of misunderstanding biwi ghusay me

Height of Misunderstanding Biwi Ghusay me: Mera Jeena Haram H0 gaya hai. Main Yeh Ghar chor k Ja rahi hun’ Husband: ‘Jan Choro! Khuda

Jo bhee bura bhala hai allah janta

jo bhee bura bhala hai allah janta hai bande ke dil meiN kya hai allah janta hai yeh farsh-o-arsh kya hai allah janta hai

1 pathan nya thableg sy wapas aay

1 pathan nya nya thableg sy wapas aay to apne beve ko marnay laga .kese ny pocha keo mar rahay ho ? Pathan bhola

Khan ne 1 bacha aghwa kia or

‘Khan Ne 1 bacha Aghwa kia Or rakam k lye stiker Pe likh k bache pe chipkadya ’10 lakh kal subah pul k neche

Sardar ka beta 5th class se fail

Sardar ka beta 5th class se fail ho ke 4th mein aaya. 4th se 3rd.. 3rd se 2nd.. Sardar biwi se bola, ‘Begum shalwar

Yahan khamosh nazron ka nazara kon banta

Yahan khamosh nazron ka nazara kon banta hai, Bht gehray samandar ka kinara kon banta hai, Chalo hum dekhtay hain khud ko ab barbad

Jo meri aankhon pe marta tha baaton

Jo meri aankhon pe marta tha meri baaton pe marta tha na Jane shaqs tha kaesa? muJe khone se darta tha wo Jb bhi

1 memon bache ko le kr nai

1 memon 1 bache ko le kr nai ki dukan me dakhl hua. Memon ne baal katwaye, shave banvai or naai ko kaha: Bachay

Life me paisapayar dostizzat sub aate

Life Me =Paisa=Payar =Dost=Izzat Sub Aate Jate Rehte Hen Mgr Tooty Hue Daant Wapas Nhi Ate Is Liye Samjhdar Bano Or Msg Kr Diya

Pathan film dekhne gaya lekin wo ka

Pathan Film Dekhne Gaya Lekin Wo Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa Gaya.. Q . . Q k . . . Us

Application to the headmaster in punjabi

Application to the Headmaster in Punjabi…! Mastra, Guzarish A vay k Mera hun school aan nu dil nai krda, Tusi kurian v alg kr

Pathan ham 35 behan bhai hain girl

Pathan: Ham 35 Behan Bhai hain. Girl: Kia tumahre ghar Family planing waly nhi aye thy? Pathan Aye thy Ham sb Sipara parh rh

Chahay jitna bulaao gay wapas na aaon

chahay jitna bulaao gay wapas na aaon ga mai aasmaan ki banhoon mai sama jaaon gaa mai dekhna yiuonhe hanstay khailte yiuonhe muskuratay hooye

Sardar ki behan bhag gaye 3 din

Sardar ki behan bhag gaye, 3 din baad wapas i… Sardar(Dukh aur ghusse se) bola: ‘Hun Ki Lain I En?’ Behan: ‘NOKIA da moti

Challenge for u shadi se pehle

challenge for u.. Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai? Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai..? I am waiting

Kuch umer ki pehli manzil thi rastay

Kuch Umer Ki PehLi ManziL Thi Kuch Rastay Thay Anjaan Bohat Kuch Hum Bhi PagaL Thay Lekin Kuch Wo Bhi Thay Naadan Bohat Kuch

Mujhse apna payar kabhi wapas mat laina

Mujhse Apna Payar Kabhi Wapas Mat Laina Mujhse ye iqrar Kabhi Wapas Mat Laina Kehte Rehna Har Pal Main Tumra Hon Mujh Sai ye

Zardari aya daant dikhaya bivi ko

Zardari aya, daant dikhaya, bivi ko marwaya, dusron pay ilzaam lagaya, Gilaani ko jail se nikalwaya, wazeer-e-azam banaya, khushali bhagaya, mehangai barhaya, qarze mangaya,

Samandar k karway pani ko allah meetha

Samandar k Karway PANI ko ALLAH meetha ker k uthata hay,Or barish ki shakal mei barsata hay, Baraf bana ker pak kerta hay ,

Ek larka tha 7 sal ka wo

Ek larka tha 7 sal ka wo ek larki se pyar karta tha us larki ki umar 5 saal thi aur wo larki bohot

Beetay pal wapas la nahi sakte sukhe

Beetay pal wapas la nahi sakte Sukhe phool wapas khila nahi sakte Kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hamein bhul gaye par dil kehta hai

SMS #70710

^^ ‘ ‘ (‘.’) ””’)~ _ _ _ !! !! Ye lo Bakra Eid tk isy khilana pilana roz sham k Sair krwna or

Jo b ghar se jata hai ye

Jo b ghar se jata hai Ye keh kar he jata hai Dekho mujh ko bhol na jana Mai phir lot kar aon ga

Sufi banaspati jo naam hai aitamad ka

SUFI BANASPATI jo naam hai aitamad ka, MUNNI ko cooking ka shoq hua, Mama le aai Sufi, Sufi pe aitamad jo tha, Subah uthi

Hawa jab geet gati hai mere aansu

Hawa jab geet gati hai mere aansu nhi rukte, Tmhari yad aati hai mere aansu nahi rukte, Mein khush hoti hn pani me baha

Chalo tum chordo mujhko me wapas lout

CHALO TUM CHORDO MUJHKO me wapas lout jati hon tume manzil mubarak ho naya saathi mubarak ho magar phir ae mere humdum ……mujhe itna

Tarasta hai dil teri sada k lye

tarasta hai Dil teri sada k lye teri muhabbat teri Wafa k lye Hum or kuch nahi mangtay ap se bus wapas kardo hamari

Ashrah e zil hajj ki sunnaty 1 zil haj shuro

Ashrah-e-Zil-Hajj ki Sunnaty 1. Zil haj shuro hone se pehly apny nakhun or bal kaat ly phir dus din mat katen. 2. Kurbani ki

3saal lagte hen ik insan ko police

3saal lagte hen ik insan ko police wala bn’ny me . . . . . Phir…! . . . . . . Chahe sari

Hum apke hain kon 1

‘=Hum= =Apke= =Hain= =kon= ? 1) Agr frnd to Ye msg wapas bejo 2) Agr Best frnd To koi joke bejo 3) Agr Lover

Naiki ek maa bachy ko gaod men

%NAIKI% Ek maa bachy ko gaod men liye ro rahi thi wahan se ek khush posh Admi guzra or roney ki waja puchi tu

Hum apke hain kon 1

=Hum= =Apke= =Hain= =kon= ? 1) Agr frnd to Ye msg wapas bejo 2) Agr Best frnd To koi joke bejo 3) Agr Lover

Teri yaden teri baten nahin main bhoola

Teri yaden teri baten nahin main bhoola hain yad ab tak Wo tera hansna wo tera rona nahin main bhoola hain yad ab tak

3 dosto ki kahani 1 ilm

3 DOSTO KI KAHANI . 1. ILM 2. DOLAT Or 3. BHAROSA . Teeno Dost the Teeno mai piyar b Boht tha . 1

Badli musibatoo ki jo chaai thi chhatt

Badli Musibatoo ki jo chaai thi Chhatt gaee Muskil meri Hayyat kay rastay say hatt gaee May nay Ali(A.S) ka nam liya jab jalal

Bivi ghusse mei mera jeena haram ho

Bivi Ghusse Mei: ‘Mera Jeena Haram Ho Gaya Hai. Mei Ye Ghar Chor K Ja Rahi Hun’ Husband: Jan Choro! Khuda K Waste. …

Raat ney kiya khoob hi ujala us

Raat Ney Kiya Khoob Kiya hi Ujala Us Ki Yaadon Ney Dil E Betab Kar dala Jo Ujhar Gaye Thi Dil ki Bastin……… Gham

Ek roz bhari duniya se chala jaoonga

Ek roz bhari duniya se chala jaoonga guzre huey waqt ki tarha wapas na aaoonga tujhse jo pyar mila hai, us pyar ki kasam

Pathan hm 35 behn bhai hai

Pathan: Hm 35 Behn Bhai hai Girl: Kia tumahre ghar Family planing waly nhi aye thy Pathan: Aye thy! Hm sb Sipara parh rh

Ak bacha apne walid ke pas betha

Ak bacha apne walid ke pas betha treen chala raha tha.wo treen ko chbi deta or jab treen round pura kr ke waps aatey

gazal kuch raat ki aankhain bhegi

! GAZAL ! Kuch Raat Ki Aankhain Bhegi Thein, Aur Chand Bhi Rootha Rootha Tha, Khuch Yaadain Uski Baqi Thein, Aur Dil Bhi Toota

deticated to all innocent girls

*. .DeticAted To All Innocent Girls. .* *. . .Khair Ho Maula. . .* *. .Waqt Ki TeZ HaWa Mein MauLA. .* MaNziL Ki

Aik pathan jahaz main ja raha tha

aik pathan jahaz main ja raha tha k use ulti a gae.ye daiktay hue airhostess nay shopper la k di.tori dair bad jab airhostess

Suhagrat ko during sex husband teri to

Suhagrat ko during Sex HUSBAND: Teri to bohat Khulli hy. BV ghusse se: Meri car ,cash, jewelery, AC, Fridge,wapas karo. HUSBAND: ‘Sorry, Mera hi

Ustad agr men tmhary walid ko rs5000

Ustad: Agr men tmhary walid ko Rs.5000 dun unko 2000 ki zarurat ho to we kitne wapas denge? stnd: 1 b nai. Ustad: tm

Baloch hmare regastan me awaz maro khush

BALOCH: Hmare regastan me awaz maro ‘Khush Amdeed’ to wapis awaz ati hy ‘Amdeed Amdeed’ PATHAN: Hmare paharon me ‘i love u’ bolo to

Mujh sy apna pyar kabi wapas mat

Mujh sy Apna Pyar Kabi Wapas Mat Layna Mujh sy ye iqrar Kabi Wapas Mat Layna Kehte Rehna Har Pal Main Tumhra Hon Mujh

Ghazal ana mare kabar par do phool

Ghazal Ana Mare Kabar par do phool charha jana rona na aya tu muskara ke chalay jana mare kabar pay aik bar zaror ana

Mohabbat ki baat mat karoo mujhay acha

Mohabbat ki baat mat karoo mujhay acha nahi lagta. K ab kisi ki mohabbat pe atibar karna mujahy acha nahi lagta Guzar jeyen jo

1 pathan ki cycle chori hogai

1 pathan ki cycle chori hogai ‘us ne alaan kia’ jis ne meri cycle churai he wo sham tak wapas kr de. warna me

Wife to husband shukar hai aap sahi

wife: to husband ‘shukar hai aap sahi salamat ghar wapas aa gay hain’ husband::Q? kya hua? wife: ‘bahar gali main log keh rahay the

Mohabbat ki baat mat karoo mujhay acha

Mohabbat ki baat mat karoo mujhay acha nahi lagta. K ab kisi ki mohabbat pe atibar karna mujahy acha nahi lagta Guzar jeyen jo

Zara jo door jatay ho tabhi ehsas

Zara jo Door Jatay ho, Tabhi Ehsas Hota Hai, K Baqi kuch Nahi Rehta, Meray Jeevan k Aangan Mein, Meri Khushiyon k Daman mein,

Meri aankhon pe wo marta tha

Meri Aankhon Pe Wo Marta Tha, Meri Baton Pe Wo Hansta Tha, Najaney Shakhs Tha Kaisa, Mujhe Khoney Se Darta Tha, Mujhe Jab Bhi

Pathan english sekhny k lye obama pas

Pathan english sekhny k lye Obama k pas gia, 3.Monthsbad wapas aya to patha ko OBAMA ka phone aya Pathan:HI OBAMA how r u?

Pathanimported condom hai dukandaryessize batao pathannahi pata

Pathan:imported condom hai? Dukandar:yes,size batao. Pathan:nahi pata Dukanda:samne kamre mai table mai surakh hai us mai daal kar size check kar aoo. wo wapas

Koi waqt purana yad aya dor

Koi waqt purana yad aya Koi dor suhana yad aya Or chaak se in divaron pr Khuch likh kr jana yad aya Tera milna

Koi waqt purana yad aya dor

Koi waqt purana yad aya Koi dor suhana yad aya Or chaak se in divaron pr Khuch likh kr jana yad aya Tera milna

Lab pai aati hai dua ban k

Lab pai aati hai dua ban k tamanna meri, zindagi bomb sai ho mehfoz khudaya meri! Main jo daftar k liye ghar se nikal

Lady teacher bolo bacho i 4

LADY TEACHER: BOLO BACHO I 4 INK J 4 JUG K 4 KITE L 4 LUN OH!SORRY BACHO GALTI SE MOU SE NEKAL GAYA

Kabhi tum khud b aa k dekho

‘Kabhi tum khud b aa k dekho ye manzar shaam say pehley.. Ye lab kaisy Larraztay hein tumhary naam say pehlay Nahi mumkin mein

Hum aa k tere sheher se wapas

Hum aa k tere sheher se wapas na jayen gay. Ye faisala kya hai tujhe dekhne k baad. Kehte hain tujhse log masiha magar

Har ajnabi chehre mein uski jhalak dikhayi

har ajnabi chehre mein uski jhalak dikhayi deti hai chalti hai deewani jab, to nazar jhukaye rehti hai dikh jaata hai vo kahin to

Bhatakti yadein meri jab aapko jakar

BHATAKTI YADEIN MERI Jab Aapko Jakar Galiyon Me Dhudhati Hain, To, Udas Hokar Wapas Laut Aati Hain. Aur Aapko Mere Dil Me Saji Pati

Zara jo door jaty ho tab ehsas

Zara jo door jaty ho, Tab ehsas hota hai, K baqi kuch nhi rehta Mere jevan k angan main Meri khushion k daman main

Ab kaisi parda daari khabar aam

ab kaisi parda daari , khabar aam ho chuki maa ki rida tu din howe neelam ho chuki ab aasmaa.n sey chadar-e shab aay

Tmharay dar tak aaya tha mjhe ilzam

Tmharay dar tak aaya tha mjhe ilzam mat deNa Tmhein wapas bulaya tha mjhe ilzam mat deNa Muslsal berukhi se ye taluq toot jae

Kuch raat ki aankhen beegi thein

Kuch raat ki aankhen beegi thein, Aur chand bhi rootha rootha tha, Kuch yaaden us ki baqi thein, Aur dil b toota toota tha,

Mujhse apna payar kabhi wapas mat laina

Mujhse Apna Payar Kabhi Wapas Mat Laina Mujhse ye iqrar Kabhi Wapas Mat Laina Kehte Rehna Har Pal Main Tumra Hon Mujh Sai ye

Most innocent heart touching lines

Most innocent & heart touching Lines said by a true lover to his love while break-up…!!!! ‘Bajy mary gift wapas kar Daaay!!!!

Life mai paisa payar dost izzatsb

Life Mai =Paisa =Payar =Dost =IzzatSb Aate Jate Rehte Hein PrTotay Howay Daant Kbi Wapas Nhi Aate.Is Liye Samjhdar Bano Or sms kartay rha

Indianhamare mulk mein taj mehal hai lekin

Indian!Hamare Mulk Mein Taj Mehal hai, Lekin Us K Andar Prinda B Par Nahi Maar Sakta. Misar!Hamare Mulk Mein Itna Husan Hai, Lekin kisi

Kitni nadaan thi wo larki jo

Kitni Nadaan Thi Wo Larki Jo Khiyaloon Ki Dunya May Basti Thi Sochon Kay Maskan May Rehti Thi Wo Weraan Yadoon Kay Daman May

Pathan 0 yara hum yaha nai rahega

Pathan: 0 yara hum yaha nai rahega hmara paisa wapas karo itna chota kamra aur sirf aik stoolTm humein janwar smjhta haiWaiter: Sir ye

Beti papa mere mobile me kisine i

Beti: Papa mere mobile me kisine ‘I Love u’ Ka msg bheja hai . . . . . . . . . .. Dad:

After valentines day 15th feb slap

After Valentines Day: 15th Feb – Slap Day (Dhisoom) 16th Feb – Gift Wapas Day 17th Feb – Ladayi Day 18th Feb – Manaane