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1 pathan ne apni honay wali biwi

1 Pathan ne apni honay wali biwi se kaha :Tumhe engagment pr kya doun Larki Mujhe 1 ring de dena Pathan Mobile pr ya

Plz ye wali ghzal chahye kahi se

Plz ye wali ghzal chahye, Kahi se b dhond k do; . . . . name: GHAZAL Age: 22 Talem: B.A hight: 5?.6? Kamr:

Kara key bahney assan raat sari tali

Kara key bahney assan raat sari tali aie channa kadon aawien ga sawier hoon wali aie dekhya na mukh tera tarey sarey luk gaie

Pyar k iss daur mein shadi ho

Pyar k iss daur mein, Shadi ho lahore mein.. Pyari si ik biwi ho, Jaisay Rangeen Tv ho.. Gol matol sey saalay hon, Jaisay

Usay pehli br bus ma dekha tha

Usay pehli br BuS ma dekha tha Wo mere samny wali seat pr bethi thi Wo br br muje sir sy pao tk dekh

Dil jalane ki ada uski ab tk

‘Dil jalane ki ada uski ab tk nhe gayi.’ :::, N~ß :::. Phol bi wo meri sth wali kabr per rkh k jata he..

Shaikh ki biwi bas b karo ye

Shaikh ki BIWI: Bas b Karo Ye tea bag 18 Dafa Use Kr Liya Ab Phenk den, Shaikh: Kar di Na Jaahilon Wali Baat,is

Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun lekin

,Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! lekin rehne do..! Main tumhein chor k ja sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Tum jo

Aap se mil k hum kuch badal

aap se mil k hum kuch badal se gaye sher parhney lagey gun gunaney lagey pehley mashoor thi apni sanjeedgi ab to jub dekheye

Saaray waadon ko bhula sakti hoon lekin

Saaray waadon Ko Bhula Sakti hoon Lekin Rehnay do… Main Tumhen Chhor K Ja Sakti hoon Lekin Rehnay do… Tum Jo Her Morr Per

adaten uski thin bs mujhko jalane

*’* Adaten Uski Thin Bs Mujhko Jalane Wali, *’* Bat Ki Hns K, Magr Dil Ko Dukhane Wali, *’* Aaj Kal Wo Mujhe Badla

Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun lekin

Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Main tumhein chor k ja sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Tum jo har morr pe

77 al wali the one who owns things

77. Al-Wali: The One who owns things and manages them.

Wife darling kuch saal pehly mera figure

Wife: Darling! Kuch Saal Pehly mera Figure COKE Bottle jesa Tha na? Husband: Figure To Aaj B Coke jesa Hi hy Pehly 15 wali

Meri rooh nikalne wali hogi saans bikherne

Meri Rooh Nikalne Wali Hogi Meri Saans Bikherne Wali Hogi Phir Daman Zindagi Ka Choote Ga Dhaaga Saans Ka Bhi Toote Ga Phir Wapis

Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun lekin

Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Main tumhein chor k ja sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Tum jo har morr pe

Teri khowahish hai keh main kisi

Teri Khowahish Hai Keh Main, Kisi Or Ko Apna Loon, Apna-Kar Kisi Or Ko, Apna Pyaar Doon Lakin, Ay Meri Shidatoon Ko Bholanay Wali!

Har pal dyan main basny waly log

HAR PAL DYAN MAIN BASNY WALY LOG SASANY HOJATE HAN, ANKHEN BHORI HO JATE HAN KHWAB PURANY HO JATE HAN, SARI BATEN TALUQ WALI

Dil me tum dharkan aankho sanso

Dil me Tum : Dharkan me Tum : : Aankho me Tum : : Sanso me Tum : : Jahan b dkho Bas Tum

Kitni aasani se us ny likh dia

KITNI AASANI SE US NY LIKH DIA HY ‘ JANE MAN’ MEHSOOS MAT KARNA ‘MAGAR’ IN DINO BEEMAR B HOON OR KUCH HALAAT B

Zakaat zakaat dene se mal pak hojata

/*ZAKAAT* Zakaat Dene Se Mal Pak Hojata He. HUZOOR (AlyhisSalaam) Ne Frmaya. ‘Apne Maal Ki Zakaat Nikal K Woh Pak Krne Wali He,Tujhe Pak

Assalam o alaikum mah e rajab ul murajjab ka wazeefa manderja zail

Assalam-O-Alaikum! MAH-E-RAJAB-UL-MURAJJAB ka wazeefa manderja zail hai mulahiza frmaea. 1:Rozana Baad Namaz Isha 2 rakat nafal Salat-u-tuba aur 2 rakat nafal Salat-ul-Hajat Parha Karain

Pehle us ne shalwar utari phir kameez

pehle us ne shalwar utari phir us ne kameez utari phir us ne dupata bi utar dia phir phir phir kia????? kaparon wali taar

Ek pathan scheme wali bottle ka dhakan

Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan, . Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha. . . Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua? . .

Aik sarvay sy pata chala hy k

Aik sarvay sy pata chala hy k Pakistan main sub sy zada use hony wali cheez . . Bareek pin wala charger hy ::::::

Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun lekin

Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Main tumhein chor k ja sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Tum jo har morr pe

Nabi saww aur ali as risalat

Nabi (S.A.W.W) Aur Ali (A.S) Nabi (S.A.W.W) Risalat Ali (A.S) Imamat Nabi (S.A.W.W) Hakoomat Ali (A.S) Riyasat Nabi (S.A.W.W) Adalat Ali (A.S) Wakalat Nabi

Dil mein ek tasweer chupi thi aan

Dil Mein Ek Tasweer Chupi Thi, Aan Basi Hai Aankhon Mein, Shayad Hum Ne Aaj Ghazal Se Baat Likhi Hai Aankhon Mein, Jaise Aik

Tell me soon acordng 2 u wt

Tell me soon Acordng 2 u, wt kitchn ingrdint matchs my prsonality? Namak:ronqi & shgli chatpata chatmsala:pretty & shrarti kali mirch:nakhre wali & proudy

Wife woh kaun si cheez hai jo

Wife: Woh kaun si cheez hai jo tumari nazron k samne hote hove bhi pohanch se door hai..?? . Husband ne lambi saans li

Kya aap ko pata hy books

Kya aap ko pata hy…? Books samne rakh kar B na parh pane wali bemari ka naam kya hy…? . . . . .

1kia gairullah se madad mangna shirk hai

1.kia gairullah se madad mangna shirk hai? dastagiri kijiye mere NABI kashmakash ma tum hi ho mere wali Ibn e abdullah zamana ha khilaf

Qaboliyat ki ap pey barsat ho

Qaboliyat Ki Ap Pey Barsat Ho..! Khushiyon Sey Ap Ki Mulaqat Ho..! Koi Adhori Na Rahay Dua Ap Ki..! Aisi Mubarak Yeh aney wali

Aasman pr kali ghata chhai hai

Aasman pr kali ghata chhai hai Aaj phir ghar wali se maar khai hai Kehti hai sudhar jao Lekin kya karoon FARAZ Kaam wali

pori rat jagne ka faida

*. . .Pori Rat Jagne Ka Faida ? . . . . . . Subha Brush Nahi Karna Parta’ Save your Tooth Paste, A

Mere pyare or azeez doston aslam o alekum

‘Mere Pyare OR Azeez Doston’ Aslam-O-Alekum pehle salam ka jawab de den phir aage parhen.. main aap ka zyada waqt nahin lunga, main koi

2 aurtein 1 darakht k neeche bethi

2 Aurtein 1 darakht k neeche bethi kafi dair se batein kr rahi thien k achanak drakht se 1 Aam(mango) gira . . Pehli

Hadees tawel khamoshi ikhtiar karo k

Hadees ‘Tawel Khamoshi ikhtiar karo k wo Shaitan ko dafa karne wali Or tere Deen k baray mei teri madad-gar Sabet ho gi’ (BEHQI)

The differnce bw frnd n best frnd

The differnce b/w frnd n best frnd. Frnd says: ‘yar plz drive safely n slowly.’ Best frnd says: ‘abey bhaga yar agay wali car

1 bcha muskuraty hue pyda huanursq hns

1 bcha muskuraty hue pyda hua.Nurs:Q hns rhe ho?Bche ne muthi kholi or CHABI WALI goli nikal kr dikhai or bola:’DON ko marna mushkil

Jo bun paray tou ye khud say

Jo Bun Paray Tou Ye KhuD Say Kahna Kabhi Tou JanAa ! Kay Tum Ko Aati Hay YaaD Ab Bhi ! Woh Aik khubsort

Sakoon aur ishq wo bhi dono aik

**…Sakoon Aur ISHQ,, Wo Bhi Dono Aik Sath…** . **…Rehny Do bhai, Koi Aqal Wali Baat Kro…**

Hzrt abu hurirah nabi e kareem saww ne

Hzrt Abu Hurirah_ . NABI-E-KAREEM saww Ne Frmaya . ALLAH FRMATA H Jo Mere Kisi WaLi Se Dushmani Rakhe Men Us K KhiLaf ELan

Ek muddat k baad uski awaaz suni

Ek muddAt k bAAd uski AwAAz suni To dil ne kAhA . . . . . . . . . . . . .

rasoolullahsawny farmaya deen manhr nya

* ~*~Rasoolullah~*~(s.a.w)ny farmaya: (deen man)hr nya eejad krda kam bid’at hy aur hr bidat gumrahi hy aur hr gumrahi dozakh man ly jany wali

Vakhre subha de sade sajan payare kadi

Vakhre subha de sade sajan payare, kadi gusa jeha aanda kadi lagan piyare, gal guseh wali karde gusa aan v na dinde, pehla dil

Baad marne ke bhi us ne na

Baad marne ke bhi us ne na chora dil jalana ,,,,Roz phaink jata hai phool saath wali qabar par……….Gohar Khan..

Ismat se bana hai meray shabbeer as

Ismat Se Bana Hai Meray Shabbeer (A.S) Ka Pekar Tu Naar Hai Woh Noor Ki Tanveer Ka Pekar Takhreeb Tera Azam Woh Tameer Ka

Dil me tm dharkan aankho sanson

Dil me Tm : : Dharkan me Tm : : Aankho me Tm : : Sanson me Tm : : Jahan b dekho :

Yeh haseen shaam apni abhi jis main

Yeh haseen shaam apni abhi jis maiN ghul rahee hai tere pairahan ki Khushboo abhi jis maiN khil rahee hai mere Khuwaab ke shagoofey

Admi ki shalwar wali jaib ko darzi

Admi ki shalwar wali jaib ko darzi kpra lgana bhol gya. Chor ne zip khol k hath dala: ‘O Teri behn nu…. Aidy wadi

Assalam o alaikum jesa k aap janty hen

Assalam-o-Alaikum Jesa K Aap Janty Hen Mera Muqsad Koi Lambi Chori Taqreer Ka Nahi hy, Na Hi Me Koi Lambi Chori Kahani Sunany wali

Azaan dunya mein her waqt goonjne

AZAAN Dunya Mein Her Waqt Goonjne Wali Aawaz FAJR Ki AZAAN Ka Aaghaz Indonesia Se Shuro Ho Ker Samatra Or Malaya Pohanchta Hai Srinagar

Le beta 3 popular larkion k number

Le beta 3 popular larkion k Number Bilqees Edhi 03339200068 surf excel wali dadi 03215659217 Zubaida aapa 03458525363 thanx bol k rulae ga kya

Kitni eidain guzar gai tum bin ab

KITNI EIDAIN GUZAR GAI TUM BIN AB KHUDA KAY LIYE NA TARPANA DEKHO PHIR EID ANAY WALI HA EID KAY SATH TUM BHI AJANA

1937 me pahli bar hindustan congress hukumat

1937 Me Pahli Bar Hindustan Me Congress Hukumat Bani. Mahatma Gandhi ne Congressi wazeeron ko sadgi wali zindagi guzarne ka mushwara dete huwe kaha.

Baat karna na koi dill ko dukhanay

baat karna na koi dill ko dukhanay wali kasam tot jai na sath nibhanay wali zindagi tujh sae bicher kar bhi guzer jain gi

Ladies ko petrol pump ke bahar kyun

Ladies Ko Petrol Pump Ke Bahar Kyun Utaar Diya Jaata Hai?? . . . . . Kyunke Petrol Pump Par Likha Hota Hai Aag

Ali as haq hai ka asool bhi

Ali (A.S) Haq Hai Haq Ka Asool Bhi Hai Ali (A.S) Wali Hai Shohar e Batool (S.A) Bhi Hai Agar Gunah Hai Ya Ali

Jb kabi b apki larai 10

Jb kabi b apki larai 10 Logon se ho to ghabrana mat bas muje bula lena bcz me ne kabi kisi k sath kutay

bujh gaya tujh say wabsta meri

.-._.-. ‘-._BuJh Gaya -TuJh-Say WabSta -Meri Umeed Ka ChiRaaG… -Tere Shehr Say -Aany Wali -Kuch ‘HaWaaYain’ A C Bhi Thi…….!!!!

Hussain dharti pe roshni hay

HUSSAIN Dharti Pe Roshni Hay, ‘ HUSSAIN Dar-Asal zindagi Hay, ‘ HUSSAIN Taaza Hawa Ka Jhonka, ‘HUSSAIN Phoolon Ki Taazgi Hay, ‘HUSSAIN Sooraj Mohabbaton

Sucha dost wo hota hai jo examination

Sucha Dost Wo Hota Hai Jo Examination Hall K Bahir Khara Ho Kar Aapko awaz dey ‘Kaminey Top Kare Ga Kya? Jaldi Bahar Nikal

Aaj ki raat meray pass raho meri

Aaj Ki Raat Meray Pass Raho Meri Khwahish Ka Ehtraam Karo Kal Subah Hote Hi Chalay Jana Aaj Ki Shaam Meray Naam Karo Aisee

Aik haqikat meri rooh nikalny wali

%aik haqikat% Meri rooh nikalny wali ho gi Meri saans bikherny wali ho gi Dhaaga saans ka b tooty ga Phir wapis ham na

Mujhe teri mohabbat mein kho jaane do

Mujhe teri mohabbat mein kho jaane do, Har lamha mar ke aaj phir jee jaane do, Isse mahobbat ne dil ko aaj phir dhadkaya

Kash tum waday nibha jatay kisi surat

‘Kash tum waday nibha jatay, Kisi surat dil mera behla jatay Agar “Cornetto” k paisay nahi thay to kia hoa, 5 rupay wali “Qulfi”

Main to phoolo wali razaee ley kar

Main to phoolo wali razaee Ley kar Soo rahi thi faraaZ..! . . . Kambhakt koi raat ko phoolo ko paani dey gaya…:-(

Serious question if harry potter has magical

Serious Question: If Harry Potter has magical power……. Why the hell he needs to wear glasses? (‘.’) /’/ _/’_gul ty sochan wali a:-);o)

College wali masale dar office narum narum

college wali masale dar: office wali narum narum: muhale wali garma garam: aap kya samjhaye? may toh roti ki baat kar raha hon

hands up

(”””””’) / /@””’ ”’ Hands Up ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ) ( / )..)..pooon… / / Aray Pani wali Pistol hy…Teri

Kamil dua ae allah jalla shanhu

~Kamil DUA~ Ae ALLAH Jalla Shanhu aj me tujse sab k liye mangta hon, ‘Kamil Iman’ ‘Sacha Yaqeen’ ‘Kushada Rizq’ ‘Ajizi or Pyar karne

Farmaya jo shakhs surah e baqarah ki akhiri 2

Farmaya: Jo shakhs (Surah-e-)Baqarah ki akhiri 2 ayaten raat me parhega WO use kifayat karengi (Bukhari J-3 P-405) (Wazahat: kifayat krne se murad he

gaiya

(_),,~.____ ‘;/’ :. : :.)’, !,!,!”^!,!,!’ Gaiya bhej raha hu roj 10 kg Dudh dene wali. Dudh bech Ke balance daal lena aur roj

Bv ne shohar ko fone kiya aap

BV ne shohar ko fone kiya: Aap kahan ho? . Shohar: Tujhe wo jewelry shop yaad ha, jahan Tumhain 1 Diamond set pasand aya

Hum to aay thay teray shehr me

Hum to Aay thay teray shehr me dil ka nazrana le kr, Meray dil ko tornay wali ja Tuj ko bi Khuda pochay….! Teri

Wali pa ratlo sara hairan di rata

wali pa ratlo sara hairan di rata okatal za kho khazan na yam da sparli pa niyat raghaly yam …………….Umar Kayum………..?…..

Har raat ibn e haider o zehra

Har Raat Ibn e Haider o Zehra (A.S) Ki Yaad Ho Har Din Zahoor e Wali o Aaqa (A.S) Ki Aas Ho Ek Aur

Offic wali zyada sweet hoti hai

offic wali….. zyada sweet hoti hai ghar wali…… bas theek hoti hai hotel wali …. mast hoti hai 5star wali …. zara mehangi hoti

Kk today ka swal pakistan ki

kk today ka swal pakistan ki os city ka name batao jis sa ak mosam or ak phana wali cheez ka name bana reply

Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun lekin

Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Main tumhein chor k ja sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Tum jo har morr pe

Mere bin kahu kaise yeh tanhai hai

Mere bin kahu kaise yeh tanhai hai Men hi hon ya yad tumne bhi aayi hai Dekh wo sawan ki badli angan ane wali

Tashna labi talash e manzil k marhalon mein ye

Tashna labi talash-e-manzil k marhalon mein ye hadsa ek ajeeb dekha.. Faraib rahon mein baith jata hai soorat-e-aitebar ban kar.. Gharoor-e-hasti ne ma__–”–__–”–__ To

Sunita willams 1st indian lady jo

‘Sunita Willams’ 1st iNDIAN Lady jo 02/07/2007 ko CHAND per gayi thi… Us ne ‘ISLAM’ Qabool kar liya hai.. Us ney kaha k Chand

Lamha koi suhana sath ho na

Lamha Koi Suhana Sath Ho Na Ho Kal Me Aaj Jaisi Koi Bat Ho Na Ho Apki DOSTI Hmesha Is Dil Me Rahegi Chahy

Laboon ko laakh tubassam sey baaz rakh

Laboon ko laakh tubassam sey baaz rakh lakin, Teri tou ankhain bohat muskaranay wali hain.!! —

Happy nafsiati dayye msg usko bhejo jo

Happy Nafsiati Day! Ye Msg Usko Bhejo Jo Apki Nazar Ma ap Se b Bara.Nafsyati Ho! Maine To Bhej Dia Hai,Ab Mujhe Send Kr

Halki halki dhund asman pe chae

Halki halki dhund.. Asman pe chae khubsurat badL0n oR hath0n ko sard kr deny wali in thandi hawa0n k sath LoVeLy DeCembeR ki Pehli

Kis ne insan ko kamalat se hairan

Kis Ne iNsa’n ko kamaLat Se Hairan Kiya ? Kis K Kirdar Ne Kafir ko MusaLman Kiya ? Kis Ki Tafseer Ne Quran Ko

Bohat roya teri yad ko seenay se

bohat roya teri yad ko seenay se laga kar fraz* agar zikar khuda karta tu aj wali bun jata*

Har wakt faryad keya karti hai pal

har wakt faryad keya karti hai. har pal tomhi yad keya karti hai. Ya ham nahe kahti gar wali kahti hai. K neend mai

Santa jab mai mar jaun to samne

Santa: Jab mai mar jaun to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana. Banta: Kyun??? Santa: Yaar unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat lipat

Logon ka kameena pan tu dekho faraz

Logon Ka Kameena Pan Tu Dekho FaRaZ.. Mayyat Par Akar Pochte Hain.. Biryani Aalo Wali Hai Ya Chicken Ki..!!.

Jo bun paray tou ye khud say

Jo Bun Paray Tou Ye KhuD Say Kahna Kabhi Tou JanAa ! Kay Tum Ko Aati Hay YaaD Ab Bhi ! Woh Aik Sunder

To the principal high school pak

To, The principal High school Pak Sir, Baat ye hai k mere Abbu ne mujhe fees k liye 500 diye thai, 100 ki doston

Hr larki k chahry pr naqab hota

Hr Larki K Chahry Pr Naqab Hota Hy Wo Naqab Ashiq K Liye Azab Hota Hy. Mat Mrna Hr Naqab Wali Larki Par barosa.

Wife aik baat bolon husband han

Wife:- Aik Baat Bolo’n..? Husband: Han Bolo…. Wife:- Maaro Gye To Nai..? Husband:- Nai… Bolo.? Wife:- Mein Maa’n Bn’ne wali Hoo’n.. Husband:- Hurrraye..It,s A

Wife ik bat bolon husband bolo

Wife: Ik bat bolon? Husband: Bolo! Wife: Maaro ge to nahi? Husband: Arry Jani Nahi! kya bat hy? Wife: Men maa banne wali hon.

Pepsi ky add may shadi ki raat

pepsi ky add may shadi ki raat ko bhag nay wali larki din may pepsi lainay waalo ki line may lagi hoti hai,,,….. QUESTUION

Memon ki biwi bas b karo

MEMON ki BIWI: Bas b Karo Ye tea bag 18 Martba Use Kr Liya Ab Phenk den, …MEMON: Kar di Na Jaahilon Wali Baat,is

Pagal ankhun wali lardki itne mehnge khuwab

PAGAL ANKHUN WALI LARDKI ITNE MEHNGE KHUWAB NA DAIKHO THAK JAO GI KANJ SE NAZUK KHUWAB TMHARE TOT GAEY TO PACHTAOGI

Ishq kay samandar may tou hum bhi

Ishq kay samandar may tou hum bhi doob jaenFARAZ…..! Shart ye hai kay Titanic wali lrki sath ho….! *!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!*

Marne k baad bhi uss nedil jalana

Marne k baad bhi uSs nedil jalana nahi chhora FARAZ Roz phenk jata hai hai phool sath wali Qabar pe…!

Jo shakhs zina kerta hai us k

Jo shakhs ZINA kerta hai us k ahle khana ki orton se ZINA kiya jaye ga agerche is ki bad wali naslon main ho.Imam

Nabi risalat ali imamat haqoomat riyasat

Nabi (Risalat) Ali (imamat) Nabi (Haqoomat) Ali (Riyasat) Nabi (Adalat) Ali (Waqalat) Nabi (Sakhawat) Ali (Wirhasat) Nabi (Rasol Allah) Ali (Asad-ul-ALLAH) Nabi (Habib-ul-ALlah) Ali

Aaj jis nay roza rakha hai uski

Aaj jis jis nay roza rakha hai uski aftari mere ghar . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Ai ashq ban ke palko se chalakene

Ai ashQ ban ke palko se chalakene wali, aankhooN se tera dedar kar chuka huN. yeh jante huye ki paa na sakuNga tujhe, tujhee

Yaad karna har gharhi us yar ka

Yaad karna har gharhi us yar ka, Hai wazeefa mujh dil e bimar ka, Arzu e chashma e kausar nahi, Tishna lab hoo’n sharbat

Ae mere allah aaj ke din

Ae Mere ALLAH” Aaj Ke Din K Sadqe Apni Rehmaton K Darwaze Se, Dheron Khushian, Kushada Rizq, Umr-E-Daraz, Achi Sehat, Kamil Eeman, Bandagi Wali

Sb sy jaldi razi hony wali hasti

Sb sy jaldi razi hony wali hasti ALLAH ki Zaat hy. Hmari nadamt ka ek anso Usay hmara bht Qareebi dost bna dta hy,

Sonmom ap roz papa pe char k

SON:Mom Ap Roz Papa Pe Char k Jump Q Krti Ho? MOM.: Papa k Pait Ki Hawa Nikalti hon. SON:Kya Faida Kaam wali Papa

College wali tight hoti hai office pheeki

College wali tight hoti hai Office wali Pheeki.. Gharwali me taste nahi aata.. Hotel wali Mast Hoti Hai… Par Chaey tau Chaey hai!;-

Beta ro raha thabap ney pucha keya

Beta ro raha tha.bap ney pucha keya bat hai. dost samjh kr he bata do. Beta: kuch nahi yar sabzi key pesoon sey apni

Apki hansi pe dil qrban khushi jaan

Apki Hansi Pe DIL Qrban Apki Khushi Pe JAAN Qurban Apki Muskan Pe ZINDGI Qurban Aur Agr APKA SMS ana Band Hua To Aane

Garmi ziada hai pankha thora taiz kardo

Garmi ziada hai pankha thora taiz kardo… Garmi ziada hai pankha thora taiz kardo… Kis ne kaha tha pepsi 65 ki kardo The chappal

Udas ladki jo ban pare to

udas ladki jo ban pare to, ye khod se kehna kabhi to jana k tum ko aati he yaad ab bhi, wo ek sundar,

Kha da chi maath di sho pa

kha da chi maath di sho pa stargo ki azghi zargia, wali di gul sara da mini tamanna kawala. sta pa shakman zra ki

Ali ki muhabat emaan or ali se

‘ALI ki Muhabat Emaan Or Ali Se Bughz kufir Hy’ ‘ALI Mujh Se Hein Or Me ALI Se Hon’ ‘ALI Roshan Chehron Walon k

Perveen shakir saare waadon ko bhula

‘~Perveen Shakir. Saare WA’ADON ko bhula sakti hon, Lekin Rehne Do..! Main tumhein chor k Ja sakti hon, Lekin Rehne Do..! Tum jo har

Iblees kia tha 40000 baras tak

Iblees kia tha?? 40,000 Baras tak jannat ka Khazanchi 80,000 Baras tak Malaika ka Sathi 20,000 Baras tak Malaika ko Waaz Sunata raha 30,000

Cut ur nails in sunat waystart 4m

.’Cut Ur Nails In Sunat Way’. .’Start 4m RIGHT HAND’. .’1=1st Finger (Shahadt wali)’. .’2=Middle’. .’3=Ring’. .’4=Small’. .’Then LEFT HAND’. .’5=Small’. .’6=Ring’. .’7=Middle’. .’8=First

Fazoon tar hai khusbu se jin ka

Fazoon tar hai khusbu se jin ka pasinah Wo (PBUH) Makkah k wali wo shah e Madina jisay cho lia hai kaf e Mustafa

Aj aftaari mery 7 karna bus

AJ Aftaari Mery 7 Karna . . . . . . . . Bus Aaty Waqt Khajoor Pakory 12 samosy 6 Chiken Roll Fruit

Meri dosti ko dil may chupa lena

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