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wali SMS Messages

Sunita willams 1st indian lady jo

‘Sunita Willams’ 1st iNDIAN Lady jo 02/07/2007 ko CHAND per gayi thi… Us ne ‘ISLAM’ Qabool kar liya hai.. Us ney kaha k Chand

Azaan dunya mein her waqt goonjne

AZAAN Dunya Mein Her Waqt Goonjne Wali Aawaz FAJR Ki AZAAN Ka Aaghaz Indonesia Se Shuro Ho Ker Samatra Or Malaya Pohanchta Hai Srinagar

Ishq kay samandar may tou hum bhi

Ishq kay samandar may tou hum bhi doob jaenFARAZ…..! Shart ye hai kay Titanic wali lrki sath ho….! *!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!*

Marne k baad bhi uss nedil jalana

Marne k baad bhi uSs nedil jalana nahi chhora FARAZ Roz phenk jata hai hai phool sath wali Qabar pe…!

Kitni eidain guzar gai tum bin ab

KITNI EIDAIN GUZAR GAI TUM BIN AB KHUDA KAY LIYE NA TARPANA DEKHO PHIR EID ANAY WALI HA EID KAY SATH TUM BHI AJANA

Jo shakhs zina kerta hai us k

Jo shakhs ZINA kerta hai us k ahle khana ki orton se ZINA kiya jaye ga agerche is ki bad wali naslon main ho.Imam

Nabi risalat ali imamat haqoomat riyasat

Nabi (Risalat) Ali (imamat) Nabi (Haqoomat) Ali (Riyasat) Nabi (Adalat) Ali (Waqalat) Nabi (Sakhawat) Ali (Wirhasat) Nabi (Rasol Allah) Ali (Asad-ul-ALLAH) Nabi (Habib-ul-ALlah) Ali

Aaj jis nay roza rakha hai uski

Aaj jis jis nay roza rakha hai uski aftari mere ghar . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Ai ashq ban ke palko se chalakene

Ai ashQ ban ke palko se chalakene wali, aankhooN se tera dedar kar chuka huN. yeh jante huye ki paa na sakuNga tujhe, tujhee

Yaad karna har gharhi us yar ka

Yaad karna har gharhi us yar ka, Hai wazeefa mujh dil e bimar ka, Arzu e chashma e kausar nahi, Tishna lab hoo’n sharbat

Ae mere allah aaj ke din

Ae Mere ALLAH” Aaj Ke Din K Sadqe Apni Rehmaton K Darwaze Se, Dheron Khushian, Kushada Rizq, Umr-E-Daraz, Achi Sehat, Kamil Eeman, Bandagi Wali

Jo bun paray tou ye khud say

Jo Bun Paray Tou Ye KhuD Say Kahna Kabhi Tou JanAa ! Kay Tum Ko Aati Hay YaaD Ab Bhi ! Woh Aik Sunder

Sb sy jaldi razi hony wali hasti

Sb sy jaldi razi hony wali hasti ALLAH ki Zaat hy. Hmari nadamt ka ek anso Usay hmara bht Qareebi dost bna dta hy,

Sonmom ap roz papa pe char k

SON:Mom Ap Roz Papa Pe Char k Jump Q Krti Ho? MOM.: Papa k Pait Ki Hawa Nikalti hon. SON:Kya Faida Kaam wali Papa

College wali tight hoti hai office pheeki

College wali tight hoti hai Office wali Pheeki.. Gharwali me taste nahi aata.. Hotel wali Mast Hoti Hai… Par Chaey tau Chaey hai!;-

Beta ro raha thabap ney pucha keya

Beta ro raha tha.bap ney pucha keya bat hai. dost samjh kr he bata do. Beta: kuch nahi yar sabzi key pesoon sey apni

Apki hansi pe dil qrban khushi jaan

Apki Hansi Pe DIL Qrban Apki Khushi Pe JAAN Qurban Apki Muskan Pe ZINDGI Qurban Aur Agr APKA SMS ana Band Hua To Aane

Garmi ziada hai pankha thora taiz kardo

Garmi ziada hai pankha thora taiz kardo… Garmi ziada hai pankha thora taiz kardo… Kis ne kaha tha pepsi 65 ki kardo The chappal

Udas ladki jo ban pare to

udas ladki jo ban pare to, ye khod se kehna kabhi to jana k tum ko aati he yaad ab bhi, wo ek sundar,

Kha da chi maath di sho pa

kha da chi maath di sho pa stargo ki azghi zargia, wali di gul sara da mini tamanna kawala. sta pa shakman zra ki

Ali ki muhabat emaan or ali se

‘ALI ki Muhabat Emaan Or Ali Se Bughz kufir Hy’ ‘ALI Mujh Se Hein Or Me ALI Se Hon’ ‘ALI Roshan Chehron Walon k

Perveen shakir saare waadon ko bhula

‘~Perveen Shakir. Saare WA’ADON ko bhula sakti hon, Lekin Rehne Do..! Main tumhein chor k Ja sakti hon, Lekin Rehne Do..! Tum jo har

Har wakt faryad keya karti hai pal

har wakt faryad keya karti hai. har pal tomhi yad keya karti hai. Ya ham nahe kahti gar wali kahti hai. K neend mai

Iblees kia tha 40000 baras tak

Iblees kia tha?? 40,000 Baras tak jannat ka Khazanchi 80,000 Baras tak Malaika ka Sathi 20,000 Baras tak Malaika ko Waaz Sunata raha 30,000

Cut ur nails in sunat waystart 4m

.’Cut Ur Nails In Sunat Way’. .’Start 4m RIGHT HAND’. .’1=1st Finger (Shahadt wali)’. .’2=Middle’. .’3=Ring’. .’4=Small’. .’Then LEFT HAND’. .’5=Small’. .’6=Ring’. .’7=Middle’. .’8=First

Fazoon tar hai khusbu se jin ka

Fazoon tar hai khusbu se jin ka pasinah Wo (PBUH) Makkah k wali wo shah e Madina jisay cho lia hai kaf e Mustafa

Aj aftaari mery 7 karna bus

AJ Aftaari Mery 7 Karna . . . . . . . . Bus Aaty Waqt Khajoor Pakory 12 samosy 6 Chiken Roll Fruit

Meri dosti ko dil may chupa lena

Meri DOSTI ko Dil may chupa lena, Meri YAAD may chup chup kar Aansoon baha lena.. Abi hone wali hay or BARISH~~~~ Khuda k

Labon ko lakh tabassun se baaz rakho

labon ko lakh tabassun se baaz rakho lekin //// teri to ankhein buhat muskurane wali hain… tujh ko paya ke tujh ko kho diya

Pochta hai jab koi k duniya mein

Pochta hai jab koi k duniya mein kahan hai muhabbat? Muskara deta ho mein or yad ajati hai MAA . . . . .

Different varieties of ammi dr ammi

Different Varieties Of Ammi Dr Ammi: Ek Thappar Parega Theek Ho Jao Ge Aalsi Ammi: Ek Baat Tumhe’n Kitni Baar Batani Pare Gi Dhamkane

Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat q rakha

Shadi Me Dulhan Ko Ghungat Me Q Rakha Jata Hai Socho Socho Nai Pata Taki Kisi Ke Muh Se Ye Na Nikal Jaye Ki

1 angrez pak aya pnjbi sekhne jb

1 Angrez PAK aya Pnjbi sekhne jb wo wapas gya to logo ny kaha k kya sekha? Angrez bola Oy BATI CHALI GAI Oy

Aaj kal log buri baat sun ya

Aaj Kal Log Buri Baat Sun ya Daikh kr Sirf itna Keh dety hain: LA HOALA WALA QUWAT (Koi Quwat Nhi Bachaaney Wali) Ye

1 larki motorway road pe teez raftar

1 larki motorway road pe teez raftar se car chala rahi thi to motorway p0lice ne chalan krdia Police:baby ap itni teez gari q

Phool pay aa ky jo bthi to

phool pay aa ky jo bthi to, khud pay itrana bhool gai, aysi mast hoi wo titli, per phylana bhool gai, aysy khila wo

1 paindu ki shadi pe sb hi

1 Paindu ki Shadi pe sb Paindu hi Aye Huay they. Khana start Hua to 1 Paindu ne Plate mei Tissue paper Dekh kr

Assalam o alaikum jesa k aap janty hen

Assalam-o-Alaikum Jesa K Aap Janty Hen Mera Muqsad Koi Lambi Chori Taqreer Ka Nahi hy, Na Hi Me Koi Lambi Chori Kahani Sunany wali

Ismat se bana hai meray shabbeer as

Ismat Se Bana Hai Meray Shabbeer (A.S) Ka Pekar Tu Naar Hai Woh Noor Ki Tanveer Ka Pekar Takhreeb Tera Azam Woh Tameer Ka

Agr pathan bewaqo0f hote hen to 1

Agr PATHAN bewaqo0f hote hen to: 1 Muslim League ka pehla sadar ‘AGHA KHAN’ na hota, 1 bewaqo0f pakistan ka phla prime ministr ‘LIAQAT

Tarekh ne ek sawal uthaya k jb

Tarekh Ne Ek Sawal Uthaya K Jb SHEHZADA E ALI ASGHAR Ko Teer Lga To Wo Roya Q Nh? Wahan Pr Arz Kia Hai

Happy choti ammi day hamesha sb

Happy choti Ammi day Hamesha sb log apni ‘maa’ ko wish krty hain kisi ny ye socha k us hasti ka kia jo hr

Bacha dukandar se uncle rang gora krny

Bacha Dukandar se: Uncle Rang Gora Krny Wali Cream Hy Dukandar:Han Hy.Bacha: Saaly To Phir Lgata Kyon Nhi,Main Roz Tujy Dekh K Dar Jata

Aj shab e maraj hai hamara nama e aamal tabdeel

Aj ‘SHAB-E-MARAJ’ hai.. . Hamara nama-e-aamal tabdeel hone wala hain.. . Yaani hamari zindagi ki 1 or kitaab band hone wali hai.. . Main

Dunya me 2 log boht khubsurat or

Dunya me 2 log Boht khubsurat or haseen hain.. (-_-) /( ( 1 ME _/ / Or OR Dusri meri ammi ki hone wali

Wife ik bat bolon husband bolo

Wife: Ik bat bolon? Husband: Bolo! Wife: Maaro ge to nahi? Husband: Arry Jani Nahi! kya bat hy? Wife: Men maa banne wali hon.

Film looto pakistan hero asif zardari

FILM ‘Looto Pakistan’ HERO: Asif Zardari HEROIN: Fouzia wahab SIDE HERO: Yousaf Raza Gillani VILLANS: Sharif Brothers, Imran Khan & Qazi Hussain Ahmd GUEST

Hazrat moosa as apni maa ki wafat

Hazrat Moosa A.S apni maa ki wafat k baad Allah Pak say humkulam hone koh-e-toor pr ja rehe thy k raste mai thokr lagi

Ek aadmi subah tehjid ki namaz k

EK AADMI SUBAH TEHJID KI NAMAZ KI NAMAZ K BAD AY ALLAH SARI DUNIYA SO RAHI HY PAR MAIN TERE IBADAT KAR RAHA HON

Hum hisabi na kitabi per khabar hai

Hum Hisabi Na Kitabi Per Khabar Hai Itni Apnay Momin K Liye Haq K Wali Aatay Hain Zindagi Waar K Is Wastay Pohanchay Hain

Dil me tm dharkan aankho sanson

Dil me Tm : : Dharkan me Tm : : Aankho me Tm : : Sanson me Tm : : Jahan b dekho :

Vakhre subha de sade sajan payare kadi

Vakhre subha de sade sajan payare, kadi gusa jeha aanda kadi lagan piyare, gal guseh wali karde gusa aan v na dinde, pehla dil

Teacher batao dog shadi q nahi

Teacher: ‘Batao Dog Shadi q Nahi Karta?’ . . Student: ‘Miss Wo Pehly Hi Kutton Wali Zindagi Guzar Raha Hota Hai.

Jin ki birthday kal hai ya

Jin ki Birthday Kal Hai Ya Aaj Hai Ya Kal Hogi Ya Aaney Wali Hai Ya Guzar Chuki Hai Unko Meri Taraf Se Happy

Leta tamaam kaam woh apne wali se

Leta Tamaam Kaam Woh Apne Wali Se Hy Nisbat Har Aik Imam Ki Noor-e-Jali Se Hay Kul Akhtiyaar De Diya HASSAN-o-HUSSAIN Ko Daita Khuda

1000 pages ki book kitny din ma

1000 pages ki book kitny din ma prhi ja skti hai writer:6 months Doctor:2 months Lawyer:1 month Profsr:1 week student: Paper wali raat GEO

Girl apne boy friend se main maa

Girl apne boy friend se. main maa banna wali hun. Boy…Naheeeee girl abay sun to le tere baap ne mujhe propose kia hai. Main

Ak sahib stage program dekhney gaye sey

ak sahib stage program dekhney gaye. ak sey ak khubsurat larki aatey or wo sahib boltey lanat hai. baraber wali set sey ak shib

Tum pass nahin aik hi baat hai

Tum Pass Nahin Aik Hi Baat Hai Kabhi Bin Tumhare Roya Karte They Ab Tum Dhur Ho Aik Hi Baat Hai Dil Main Pehle

Shetan kehta hai k azaan ki awaaz

Shetan kehta hai k: Azaan ki awaaz sunkar Namaz ko na jaane waala mera Baap hai Fazul kharch krne waala mera Bhai hai Imam

Qabar aziyat darr musafaton ki raah

Qabar Aziyat Darr Aziyat Musafaton Ki Raah Guzar Main Kis Ko Khabar Thi Khusboo Yeh Kesi Humsafar Hai Muhabbat K Jazeeron Main Nigahon Ka

Dil se ae hawa sirf itna sa

Dil se Ae hawa sirf itna sa dilber say kehna k hum ne tuje sochne, khojne ur pane ki sub khawaishon ko… Udasi ki

Star plus ki sucess k baad new channel

Star-Plus ki sucess k baad new channel Sex-Plus Bohat jald New Sex Serials k sath: 1.Kahani Bistr Ki 2.Kbi condom B phata Hoga 3.Kasoti

Hzrt abu hurirah nabi e kareem saww ne

Hzrt Abu Hurirah_ . NABI-E-KAREEM saww Ne Frmaya . ALLAH FRMATA H Jo Mere Kisi WaLi Se Dushmani Rakhe Men Us K KhiLaf ELan

Ek admi ka oont camel raat ko

Ek admi ka oont (camel) raat ko bohat rota tha! Wo admi Hazrat Mohammad (S.A.W.W) k pas aya or sara haal bataya. Ap (S.A.W.W)

Pathan duwa kro hamari gadhi ki delivery

Pathan: Duwa kro hamari Gadhi ki delivery hai Frnd: Tou isme duwa wali konsi baat hai gadha hoga ya gadhi? Pathan: Nahi yar kuch

Aj ding dong bubble wali billi ki

Aj ‘Ding Dong bubble’ wali billi ki Barsi hy USki YAAD me 3 bar miaon miaon kr k Plz ye SMS kisi 1 ‘CARTOON’

Dosti kro college wali se ishq larao

Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur

Aaj ki raat meray pass raho meri

Aaj Ki Raat Meray Pass Raho Meri Khwahish Ka Ehtraam Karo Kal Subah Hote Hi Chalay Jana Aaj Ki Shaam Meray Naam Karo Aisee

Jis ne 3 chezon ki hifazt wo

Jis ne 3 chezon ki hifazt ki wo yaqenan (ALLAH ka) wali hai aur jis ne inko zaya kiya wo yaqenan (ALLAH ka) Dushman

Umeed abhi kuch baqi hy ek basti

Umeed abhi kuch baqi hy Ek basti basnay wali hy Jis basti me koi zulam na ho aur jeena koi juram na ho Wahan

Kash tum waday nibha jatay kisi surat

Kash tum waday nibha jatay, Kisi surat dil mera behla jatay Agar “Cornetto” k paisay nahi thay to kia hoa, 5 rupay wali “Qulfi”

Shamsheer se haidar ne kaha chal magar

Shamsheer se haidar ne kaha chal magar ase Ho khyber o khandaq me b hal chal magar ase Medan me rahe mot ki jal

Ali wali as se jo dushmani hai

Ali Wali (A.S) Se Jo Dushmani Hai Toa Jaltay Kurtay Hayat Kato Tumhein Muyasir Nahi Sakoon Se Lehad Mein Tum Ek Raat Kato Jo

Tashna labi talash e manzil k marhalon mein ye

Tashna labi talash-e-manzil k marhalon mein ye hadsa ek ajeeb dekha.. Faraib rahon mein baith jata hai soorat-e-aitebar ban kar.. Gharoor-e-hasti ne ma__–”–__–”–__ To

Aasman pr kali ghata chhai hai

Aasman pr kali ghata chhai hai Aaj phir ghar wali se maar khai hai Kehti hai sudhar jao Lekin kya karoon FARAZ Kaam wali

Assalam o alaikum mah e shaban ul muazzam ka wazeefa

Assalam-O-Alaikum! Mah-e-Shaban ul Muazzam ka wazeefa manderja zail hai mulahiza frmaea. DAILY 1200 TIMES RECITE ‘Subhanallah-e-wabhamdihi astaghfirullah wa atobo illeh’ ANY TIME & MAKE

Jab rat ko koi tum per char

Jab rat ko koi Tum per char jey, Apni Monchoon se Tum ko chomay Or Apni Balon wali Tangen Tum par pherey To Samajh

Ae musalmano khabardar zana se bacho

Ae Musalmano Khabardar Zana Se Bacho Kyunki Is Mein 6 Siftein (Buraiyan) Hain 3 Duniya K Andar Aur 3 Aakhrat K Andar 3 Duniyavi

Imam ali naqi as nay farmaya apni

IMAM ALI NAQI (A.S) Nay Farmaya: Apni Tamam Ibadaton May WiLLayat-e ALI (as) Ka Iqrar Karo Qu Kay BaatiL Ibadaton Aur Mominon Ki Ibadaton

Wo ishq jo hum sy rooth gaya

Wo ishq jo hum sy rooth gaya, ab uska haal btayen kya ,,,, koe mehr nhe, koe Qehr nhe, phr sucha sher sunayen kya

Dil tor kar jaane wali zara itna

Dil Tor Kar Jaane Wali Zara Itna To Bata Deti . . . Ye Saza Pyaar Karne Ki Hai Ya Meri Wafa Ki .

Memon ki biwi bas b karo

MEMON ki BIWI: Bas b Karo Ye tea bag 18 Martba Use Kr Liya Ab Phenk den, …MEMON: Kar di Na Jaahilon Wali Baat,is

Bijli hoon main bijli wapda ki titli

BIJLI hoon main bijli hoon WAPDA ki main titli hoon, Aik ghantay k liye aati hoon 2,2 ghantay jati hoon, 0oper pankha rukta hai

Bv ne shohar ko fone kiya aap

BV ne shohar ko fone kiya: Aap kahan ho? . Shohar: Tujhe wo jewelry shop yaad ha, jahan Tumhain 1 Diamond set pasand aya

Waris e aal mohammad as ko toa

Waris e Aal e Mohammad (A.S) Ko Toa Aa Janay Do Sans Lenay Ki Bhi Mohlat Nahi Milnay Wali

Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun lekin

‘Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Main tumhein chor k ja sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Tum jo har morr pe

Punjabi love letter way sheedeya hun

Punjabi Love letter ‘Way Sheedeya hun apne dil te watta rakha k menu pul ja hun main Booty di Mang aaan Way otri maa

1 choti si larki shopkeepr k pas

1 choti si larki shopkeepr k pas gai or boli Jb ma bari ho jaon gi to mujse shadi kro gy, Shopkpr. Hans k

Lamha koi suhana sath ho na

Lamha Koi Suhana Sath Ho Na Ho Kal Me Aaj Jaisi Koi Bat Ho Na Ho Apki DOSTI Hmesha Is Dil Me Rahegi Chahy

Admi doctor sahib aap k pas umar

Admi:- Doctor Sahib Aap K Pas Umar Lambi Krne Wali Koi Medicine Hai Kya..? Doctor:- G Hai… Admi:- Kya..? Doctor:- Shadi Kr Lo. Admi:-

Jo bun paray tou ye khud say

Jo Bun Paray Tou Ye KhuD Say Kahna Kabhi Tou JanAa ! Kay Tum Ko Aati Hay YaaD Ab Bhi ! Woh Aik khubsort

Student ki notebook k last page per

Student Ki Notebook K Last Page Per Kya Mile Ga ?? 1.Love K % Check Karne Wali Game. 2.Pen Ko Chalane K Liye Nikali

Sahi bukhari hadees no 6502 nabi

(sahi bukhari hadees no 6502) NABI KAREEM ne farmaya k ALLAH farmata ha k ‘jo MERE WALI se adaawat rakhta ha MA os se

Kaash tum apne wade nibha jatay

Kaash tum apne wade nibha jatay.. Kisi tarha mera dil behlla jate… 20 Rs nahi thay tu… 10 Rs wali choti coke hi pila

Sardar behan k sath park mein bench

Sardar behan k sath park mein bench par baitha tha kissi nay samnay wali building say awaaz lagai: oye bhayghairta kurri di chumian laynda

Ek raat bijli chali gai sardar

Ek raat bijli chali gai.. SARDAR: oye kam se kam fan to chalao SARDARNI: kar din a sardaron wali baat fan on karenge To

L0g shadi kyu nhn krte hen

L0g shAdi kyu nhn krte hen? Kya is lye nhn krte hen k, Wo apni bv ko kaha se khelainge ghreeb hen is lye,

bujh gaya tujh say wabsta meri

.-._.-. ‘-._BuJh Gaya -TuJh-Say WabSta -Meri Umeed Ka ChiRaaG… -Tere Shehr Say -Aany Wali -Kuch ‘HaWaaYain’ A C Bhi Thi…….!!!!

Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun lekin

Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Main tumhein chor k ja sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Tum jo har morr pe

Height of tharki ness when you are listening

|HEIGHT OF THARKI-NESS| when you are listening to a sad song and can’t decide . . . . . . . . Konsi wali

Nadaan larki bilkul seedha aagay bharna chahti

Nadaan Larki—- Bilkul Seedha aagay BhaRna Chahti hai !!! ye jantay huay bhi ke Hazaar Rakawtain uss ke raastay meen hain Nadaan Larki—- uss

Moar naachty huye b rota hy or

Moar Naachty Huye B Rota Hy or Hans Martey Huye B Gaata Hy Ye Zindagi Ka Dastur Hy. Dukhh Wali Raat Neend Nhi Aati

Na pa husan na naaz aw ada

Na pa husan na pa Naaz aw Ada kegi Mena zra ke we da zra pa raza kegi Kha pohegm che sta zra hm

Dosti kro jazz wali se pyar telenor

Dosti kro JAZZ wali se. Pyar kro TELENOR wali se. Date maro WARID wali se. Ankh larao ZONG wali se. Gift lo UFONE wali

Dosti karo college wali se pyar office

Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se program karo pados wali se ankh ladao Sali se love karo dilwali se aur

Usay pehli br bus ma dekha tha

Usay pehli br BuS ma dekha tha Wo mere samny wali seat pr bethi thi Wo br br muje sir sy pao tk dekh

1 bcha muskuraty hue pyda huanursq hns

1 bcha muskuraty hue pyda hua.Nurs:Q hns rhe ho?Bche ne muthi kholi or CHABI WALI goli nikal kr dikhai or bola:’DON ko marna mushkil

Hazrat umar ra ne farmaya 10 gunhangar

HAZRAT UMAR (R.A) ne Farmaya: 10 Gunhangar ORATEN ALLAH k Azab se nahi bach sakti..? 1-Be Parda. 2-Tez Zaban Wali. 3-Najaiz Taluqat Rakhne Wali.

pori rat jagne ka faida

*. . .Pori Rat Jagne Ka Faida ? . . . . . . Subha Brush Nahi Karna Parta’ Save your Tooth Paste, A

hands up

(”””””’) / /@””’ ”’ Hands Up ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ) ( / )..)..pooon… / / Aray Pani wali Pistol hy…Teri

Agr tum apne rozgar main naqabil e

Agr tum apne Rozgar main ‘Naqabil e Yaqeen’ izaafa chahte ho to Kabhi bhi Dastarkhuwan pr rkhe Khaney me Aieb na nikalo or Shukr

Hath mein leke mera hath ye wada

Hath Mein Leke Mera hath ye wada Krlo Ab Na Choro Ge Mera sath ye wada Krlo Tum Na Badlo Ge Badalte Mosam ki

Son papa mummi k 2 or cow

Son: papa Mummi k 2 or Cow k 4 q hen? Dad: Baghairt,kahan se seekh kr aya he ye? Son: papa me to Paon

Serious question if harry potter has magical

Serious Question: If Harry Potter has magical power……. Why the hell he needs to wear glasses? (‘.’) /’/ _/’_gul ty sochan wali a:-);o)

Teacher batao k chooza anday se kese

Teacher: Batao k chooza anday se kese nikalta hai? Sardar: Miss, eh gal imoportant ni.. Sochan wali gal ay eh k oh anday vich

Jab shaam udasi wali ho zabat

Jab shaam udasi wali ho Jab zabat ka bandhan tuta jaye Jab aas ka daman chuota jaye Jab darshan piyas bhujaty hoon Jab mosam

Azab e qabar sy bachany wali 7 chezain1namaz ki

Azab-e-qabar sy bachany wali 7 chezain!1.Namaz ki pabandi2.Sadqy ki kasrat3.Tilawt-e-Quran4.Tasbihat ki kasrat5.Jhoot sy bachna6.Khaynat na karna7.Chugli sy bachnaSadqa.e.Jaria‘Allah us k chehry ko tar.o.taza rakhy

Jb kabi b apki larai 10

Jb kabi b apki larai 10 Logon se ho to ghabrana mat bas muje bula lena bcz me ne kabi kisi k sath kutay

Ek dafa jibraeelas ny arz ki ya

EK DAFA JIBRAEEL(AS) NY ARZ KI YA ALLAH ME AAP KI IBADAT KARNA CHAHATA HON. ALLAH RAB-UL-IZZAT NE FARMAYA KAR LO. Unhon NE DO

rasoolullahsawny farmaya deen manhr nya

* ~*~Rasoolullah~*~(s.a.w)ny farmaya: (deen man)hr nya eejad krda kam bid’at hy aur hr bidat gumrahi hy aur hr gumrahi dozakh man ly jany wali

The differnce bw frnd n best frnd

The differnce b/w frnd n best frnd. Frnd says: ‘yar plz drive safely n slowly.’ Best frnd says: ‘abey bhaga yar agay wali car

Us khamoosh number par missed call

Us KhamOosh NumbEr Par Missed Call Kartay h0 PathrOn Say Khushbu Ka Tum Sawaal Kartay h0 Kya Khabar Nahi Tum Ko .!! Rabtay Barhanay

Aadtain uski thi bus mujhay jalanay wali

Aadtain uski thi bus mujhay jalanay wali Bat ki hans kay magar dil ko dukhanay wali Aajkal wo mujhay kuch badla huwa lagta hai

4 sahee bukhari ki 1 sahee hadees

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