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Serious question if harry potter has magical

Serious Question: If Harry Potter has magical power……. Why the hell he needs to wear glasses? (‘.’) /’/ _/’_gul ty sochan wali a:-);o)

Teacher batao k chooza anday se kese

Teacher: Batao k chooza anday se kese nikalta hai? Sardar: Miss, eh gal imoportant ni.. Sochan wali gal ay eh k oh anday vich

Jab shaam udasi wali ho zabat

Jab shaam udasi wali ho Jab zabat ka bandhan tuta jaye Jab aas ka daman chuota jaye Jab darshan piyas bhujaty hoon Jab mosam

Azab e qabar sy bachany wali 7 chezain1namaz ki

Azab-e-qabar sy bachany wali 7 chezain!1.Namaz ki pabandi2.Sadqy ki kasrat3.Tilawt-e-Quran4.Tasbihat ki kasrat5.Jhoot sy bachna6.Khaynat na karna7.Chugli sy bachnaSadqa.e.Jaria‘Allah us k chehry ko tar.o.taza rakhy

Jb kabi b apki larai 10

Jb kabi b apki larai 10 Logon se ho to ghabrana mat bas muje bula lena bcz me ne kabi kisi k sath kutay

Aaj kal log buri baat sun ya

Aaj Kal Log Buri Baat Sun ya Daikh kr Sirf itna Keh dety hain: LA HOALA WALA QUWAT (Koi Quwat Nhi Bachaaney Wali) Ye

Ek dafa jibraeelas ny arz ki ya

EK DAFA JIBRAEEL(AS) NY ARZ KI YA ALLAH ME AAP KI IBADAT KARNA CHAHATA HON. ALLAH RAB-UL-IZZAT NE FARMAYA KAR LO. Unhon NE DO

rasoolullahsawny farmaya deen manhr nya

* ~*~Rasoolullah~*~(s.a.w)ny farmaya: (deen man)hr nya eejad krda kam bid’at hy aur hr bidat gumrahi hy aur hr gumrahi dozakh man ly jany wali

The differnce bw frnd n best frnd

The differnce b/w frnd n best frnd. Frnd says: ‘yar plz drive safely n slowly.’ Best frnd says: ‘abey bhaga yar agay wali car

Aaj jis nay roza rakha hai uski

Aaj jis jis nay roza rakha hai uski aftari mere ghar . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Us khamoosh number par missed call

Us KhamOosh NumbEr Par Missed Call Kartay h0 PathrOn Say Khushbu Ka Tum Sawaal Kartay h0 Kya Khabar Nahi Tum Ko .!! Rabtay Barhanay

Aadtain uski thi bus mujhay jalanay wali

Aadtain uski thi bus mujhay jalanay wali Bat ki hans kay magar dil ko dukhanay wali Aajkal wo mujhay kuch badla huwa lagta hai

4 sahee bukhari ki 1 sahee hadees

4, Sahee Bukhari ki 1 sahee hadees MASHKAT me “BAB ASBAT AAZABIL QABR” me he k “QABR KA AZAB INSANO OR JINO K ILAWA

Midhat ka hunar wasaf k ewaan mein

Midhat Ka Hunar Wasaf K Ewaan Mein Dekho Allah K Ek Noor Ko Iran Mein Dekho Ae Kash Koi Mufti o Mulla Se Yeh

Dil tor kar jaane wali zara itna

Dil Tor Kar Jaane Wali Zara Itna To Bata Deti . . . Ye Saza Pyaar Karne Ki Hai Ya Meri Wafa Ki .

Pyar i shq mhbt wafa ye

PYAR I SHQ MHBT WAFA Ye lo Taveez Ye jis ko b send Karogay usy SMS parhtay hi Ap sy MOHABBAT hojay gi Lekin

Shaam dhalay namnaak sarak per baraf si

SHAAM DHALAY NAMNAAK SARAK PER BARAF SI RANGAT WALI LARKI KISKA RASTA DEKH RAHI HAI KHIRKI KHOOL KAR MAI KIA POOCHON KAH DAI GI

1 khuwab khayal hqiqat ho tum

1 khuwab 1 khayal 1 hqiqat ho tum Dosti me puri hony wali har zrorat ho tum Jisko roz sms karny ko dil kary

Hzrt abu hurirah nabi e kareem saww ne

Hzrt Abu Hurirah_ . NABI-E-KAREEM saww Ne Frmaya . ALLAH FRMATA H Jo Mere Kisi WaLi Se Dushmani Rakhe Men Us K KhiLaf ELan

Shoib malik ny sania say pocha kya

shoib malik ny sania say pocha kya main hi tumhara pehla pyar hon? sania boli; darling ker di na pakistanion wali baat, spinner ko

Ek raat bijli chali gai sardar

Ek raat bijli chali gai.. SARDAR: oye kam se kam fan to chalao SARDARNI: kar din a sardaron wali baat fan on karenge To

Jo shakhs zina kerta hai us k

Jo shakhs ZINA kerta hai us k ahle khana ki orton se ZINA kiya jaye ga agerche is ki bad wali naslon main ho.Imam

Mareez drsahab meri oper wali daarh ko

Mareez: Dr.Sahab Meri Oper Wali Daarh Ko Keera Kha Rha Tha Aapne Neeche Wali Daarh Q Nikal Di..?? . . . Dr: Neeche Wali

Kitni aasani se us ny likh dia

KITNI AASANI SE US NY LIKH DIA HY ‘ JANE MAN’ MEHSOOS MAT KARNA ‘MAGAR’ IN DINO BEEMAR B HOON OR KUCH HALAAT B

Sacha dost wo ha jo examination hall

sacha dost wo ha jo examination hall k bahar khara ho krap ko awaz de., kameeny top kare ga kya? jaldi bahar nikal, tere

Plz jaag jao dekho subha ho gae

Plz jaag jao Dekho subha ho gae Naha lo Brush & Nashta kr lo Teyar ho jao Shabash uuth jao Time bohat kam hy

Shaikh ki biwi bas b karo ye

Shaikh ki BIWI: Bas b Karo Ye tea bag 18 Dafa Use Kr Liya Ab Phenk den, Shaikh: Kar di Na Jaahilon Wali Baat,is

Vakhre subha de sade sajan payare kadi

Vakhre subha de sade sajan payare, kadi gusa jeha aanda kadi lagan piyare, gal guseh wali karde gusa aan v na dinde, pehla dil

College wali masale dar office narum narum

college wali masale dar: office wali narum narum: muhale wali garma garam: aap kya samjhaye? may toh roti ki baat kar raha hon

Aj ding dong bubble wali billi ki

Aj ‘Ding Dong bubble’ wali billi ki Barsi hy USki YAAD me 3 bar miaon miaon kr k Plz ye SMS kisi 1 ‘CARTOON’

Sha wali allah farmate hein k jub

Sha wali Allah farmate hein k jub ruku krne ka irada kre to rafa ydin kre aur jub ruku se sar uthae us wkt

Uniqueness of darood e pak wahid

Uniqueness of Darood e Pak Wahid kaam jo Allah b krta he or apne sath apny bando ko krny ka hukm b deta he

Marne k baad bhi uss nedil jalana

Marne k baad bhi uSs nedil jalana nahi chhora FARAZ Roz phenk jata hai hai phool sath wali Qabar pe…!

Bijli hoon main bijli wapda ki titli

BIJLI hoon main bijli hoon WAPDA ki main titli hoon, Aik ghantay k liye aati hoon 2,2 ghantay jati hoon, 0oper pankha rukta hai

Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun lekin

‘Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Main tumhein chor k ja sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Tum jo har morr pe

Ye sun kr to mery hosh ur

Ye sun kr to mery hosh ur gay jb ,, .. FRAZ…! , jb kaam wali maasi ny khaa ,, saaab G , facebook

Dharkan ruk gai meri ye sun kar

dharkan ruk gai meri ye sun kar FARAZjab kaam wali maasi ne kaha, way manu v facebook te add kar lein (”)/’ ,/)) //

Aa mujh ko phir ik baar seene

Aa mujh ko phir ik baar seene se laga le maa Apna chanda,apna suraj,apna raja, in naamo se bula le maa Bahaut roya hoon

Teacher batao k chooza anday sy kysy

Teacher: Batao k Chooza anday sy kysy nikalta hy? Sardar: Miss ey gal eyni Important nai, Sochan wali gal ey wa k ey kanjr

Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun lekin

Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Main tumhein chor k ja sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Tum jo har morr pe

Katthai aankhon wali ik larki aik hi

katthai aankhoN wali ik larki aik hi bat par bigarti hai tum mujhe kiyoN nahiN milay pehlay? roz yeh keh k mujh say larti

Happy nafsiati dayye msg usko bhejo jo

Happy Nafsiati Day! Ye Msg Usko Bhejo Jo Apki Nazar Ma ap Se b Bara.Nafsyati Ho! Maine To Bhej Dia Hai,Ab Mujhe Send Kr

Jis ne 3 chezon ki hifazt wo

Jis ne 3 chezon ki hifazt ki wo yaqenan (ALLAH ka) wali hai aur jis ne inko zaya kiya wo yaqenan (ALLAH ka) Dushman

E i d mubarak is mai

~E I D~ ~MUBARAK~”=*=” is mai preshani wali kya baat hy? . . . . . ‘Mera’ SMS JisKo Mil Jata Hy Samjho Uski

Udas ladki jo ban pare to

udas ladki jo ban pare to, ye khod se kehna kabhi to jana k tum ko aati he yaad ab bhi, wo ek sundar,

Us nay mairay seenay pai sir rukh

us nay mairay seenay pai sir rukh ker pocha .. janaa .. apnay jeewan ka wo lumha tu batao mujhko jis kai badlay mil

Labon ko lakh tabassun se baaz rakho

labon ko lakh tabassun se baaz rakho lekin //// teri to ankhein buhat muskurane wali hain… tujh ko paya ke tujh ko kho diya

Azaan internationl report k mutabiq duniya

AZAAN, Internationl Report k mutabiq duniya me her waqt goonjne wali aawaz AZAAN hy Indonesia se Fajar ka waqt shuru ho ker Samatra tak

Be extra careful in dino apna

Be extra careful….. In Dino Apna Bohat Khayal Rakhna. KHANA Waqt Per Khana. ZEYADA Wazan Nahi Uthana. SEERIYHAN ehteyat Se. Charhna. Q K. 8wan

Internet use karni wali girlz k

internet use karni wali girlz k liya ek problem ka hal ager koi aako tang karta hai msgs missed calls to us ka number

Girl 2 boy friend main maa ban ny

Girl 2 Boy Friend: Main Maa Ban-ny Wali Hoon BOY: Naheeeee GIRL: Abay Sun To Ly Dhakkan Tere Baap Ny Muje Propose Kiya Hai

Aaj aftari mere sath karna

Aaj Aftari Mere Sath Karna! 🙂 . . . . . . . . . . Bus Aatay Waqt Khajoor 12 Samosay Pakoray 6

Hisabmath k ustadclass shagridon se tm ma

Hisab(math) k ustad(class k shagridon se): Tm ma se koi b muj se math ka sawal kre agr ma jwab na de ska to

Agr pathan bewaqo0f hote hen to

Agr PATHAN bewaqo0f hote hen to: 1 Muslim League ka pehla sadar ‘AGHA KHAN’ na hota, 1 bewaqo0f pakistan ka phla prime ministr ‘LIAQAT

Girl apne boy friend se main maa

Girl apne boy friend se. main maa banna wali hun. Boy…Naheeeee girl abay sun to le tere baap ne mujhe propose kia hai. Main

A cute joke 1 choti si

“A CUTE JOKE” 1 choti si larki shop keeper k pas gai or boli. Jab ma bari ho jaon gi to mujse shadi kro

Larki dad main maa banne wali hoon

Larki: Dad main Maa banne wali hoon. Dad:Besharam! Yeh kia keh rahi ho? Larki:Aap ne hi to kaha tha k jab tak main kuch

Logon ka kameena pan tu dekho faraz

Logon Ka Kameena Pan Tu Dekho FaRaZ.. Mayyat Par Akar Pochte Hain.. Biryani Aalo Wali Hai Ya Chicken Ki..!!.

Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun lekin

Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Main tumhein chor k ja sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Tum jo har morr pe

Ahadees mubarak jb tum haya na

Ahadees Mubarak ‘Jb tum Haya na kro to jo chahe kro’ (MUSLIM) ‘Tum Ghaib ki batain batane wale k pas na jaya kro’ (MUSLIM)

Tashna labi talash e manzil k marhalon mein ye

Tashna labi talash-e-manzil k marhalon mein ye hadsa ek ajeeb dekha.. Faraib rahon mein baith jata hai soorat-e-aitebar ban kar.. Gharoor-e-hasti ne ma__–”–__–”–__ To

Azaan internationl report k mutabiq duniya

‘AZAAN’ Internationl Report k mutabiq duniya me hr waqt goonjne wali aawaz AZAAN hy Indonesia se Fajar ka waqt shuru ho kr Samatra tk

Larki bas karo raat say kar rahay

Larki: Bas karo raat say kar rahay ho aur subha honey wali hai. Thaky nahi? Larka: Abhi to kuch nahi kia Ab to din

Allah k nazdek sab say ziada gunah

Allah k nazdek sab say ziada gunah gar chez jhoot bolnay wali zuban he. (Hazrat Ali R.A) ————

Ishq kay samandar may tou hum bhi

Ishq kay samandar may tou hum bhi doob jaenFARAZ…..! Shart ye hai kay Titanic wali lrki sath ho….! *!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!*

Suljhy balon wali larki sy main pochon

Suljhy Suljhy Balon Wali Larki Sy Main Pochon Ga. Uljha Uljha Rehny Wala Larka Kaisa Lagta Hai.

7 chezen ksmat walon ko milti hen

7-chezen ksmat walon ko milti hen 1.Buli kutta 2.seel kukar 3.Liyari maj 4.Lal amrod 5.Chitti khoti 6.Waday kana wali desi bakri 7.tay tere warga

Tum pass nahin aik hi baat hai

Tum Pass Nahin Aik Hi Baat Hai Kabhi Bin Tumhare Roya Karte They Ab Tum Dhur Ho Aik Hi Baat Hai Dil Main Pehle

Usay kaha bhe tha 1 gaz kapra

USAY KAHA BHE THA 1 GAZ KAPRA ZAYDA LAY LO FRAZ AB KAHTI HA MARE PHULAN WALI KURTE HOI WAKHIAN TON TANG WAY

Anay wali eid ul zaha mubarik ho

Anay wali eid ul ZAHA mubarik ho… ALLAH kare ye apki akhri Eid ho. . . . . . . . Wife ke beghair…!

Hazrat jibrailas aap saw k pas

Hazrat Jibrail(AS) AaP (S.A.W) K pas hazir huay, Arz kiya ‘ALLAH ne mujhe itni taqat di ha k main Darakhton k pattay, Rait k

sakina kiya hy

*. . .SAKINA KIYA HY. .? ? IMAM REZA(as) Nay Farmaya: ‘Sakina’ Janat Sy Anay Wali Ek khushbo’Dar Hawa Hy JsKi Shakal Insan Jesi

Sochta hon k usey neend bhi aati

Sochta hon k usey neend bhi aati hogi Ya faqat meri tarah ashk bahaati hogi Woh meri shakal mera naam bhulane wali Apni tasveer

Sakoon aur ishq wo bhi dono aik

**…Sakoon Aur ISHQ,, Wo Bhi Dono Aik Sath…** . **…Rehny Do bhai, Koi Aqal Wali Baat Kro…**

Hadees tawel khamoshi ikhtiar karo k

Hadees ‘Tawel Khamoshi ikhtiar karo k wo Shaitan ko dafa karne wali Or tere Deen k baray mei teri madad-gar Sabet ho gi’ (BEHQI)

Daastaan khatam honay wali hy tum meri

Daastaa’n khatam honay wali hy Tum meri aakhri muhabbat ho

Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun lekin

Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Main tumhein chor k ja sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Tum jo har morr pe

Sochta ho keya esy neend bi ati

sochta ho keya esy neend bi ati hogi ya meri tara faket ashk bahati hogi woh meri shakal mera naam bulany wali apni taswer

Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun lekin

Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Main tumhein chor k ja sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Tum jo har morr pe

Usay pehli br bus ma dekha tha

Usay pehli br BuS ma dekha tha Wo mere samny wali seat pr bethi thi Wo br br muje sir sy pao tk dekh

Kash tum waday nibha jatay kisi surat

‘Kash tum waday nibha jatay, Kisi surat dil mera behla jatay Agar “Cornetto” k paisay nahi thay to kia hoa, 5 rupay wali “Qulfi”

Newz alrt barish hony or mosum

NEWZ ALRT.. Barish hony or mosum khosh gawar hony ke waja sy bachiyan chatoon py aagai hn. Larkon sy guzarish hy k srif apni

Ladies ko petrol pump ke bahar kyun

Ladies Ko Petrol Pump Ke Bahar Kyun Utaar Diya Jaata Hai?? . . . . . Kyunke Petrol Pump Par Likha Hota Hai Aag

Meri rooh nikalne wali hogi saans bikherne

Meri Rooh Nikalne Wali Hogi Meri Saans Bikherne Wali Hogi Phir Daman Zindagi Ka Choote Ga Dhaaga Saans Ka Bhi Toote Ga Phir Wapis

Ak sahib stage program dekhney gaye sey

ak sahib stage program dekhney gaye. ak sey ak khubsurat larki aatey or wo sahib boltey lanat hai. baraber wali set sey ak shib

Pathan duwa kro hamari gadhi ki delivery

Pathan: Duwa kro hamari Gadhi ki delivery hai Frnd: Tou isme duwa wali konsi baat hai gadha hoga ya gadhi? Pathan: Nahi yar kuch

Yeh haseen shaam apni abhi jisme ghul

Yeh Haseen ShaaM Apni, Abhi JisMe Ghul Rahi Hai, Tere Parahan Ke Khushbu Abhi JisMe Khil Arhe Hai, Mere Khwab Ke Shagoofey, Zara Der

Wo ishq jo hum sy rooth gaya

Wo ishq jo hum sy rooth gaya, ab uska haal btayen kya ,,,, koe mehr nhe, koe Qehr nhe, phr sucha sher sunayen kya

1cool 2fashion ablewah g wah 3simplehaye 4normal

1.Cool 2.Fashion able.(wah g wah) 3.Simple.(haye) 4.Normal. 5.Bold.(oh no) 6.Stylish.(gud) 7.Mery jaise.(oye hoye) 8.Nakhron wali. 9.Bht zyada fashion able.

Shamsheer se haidar ne kaha chal magar

Shamsheer se haidar ne kaha chal magar ase Ho khyber o khandaq me b hal chal magar ase Medan me rahe mot ki jal

Bichre hue logon ki ek bat rula

Bichre hue logon ki ek ek bat rula deti he. Hmko to har jane wali rat rula deti he Wese to hum dil ke

Wife ap bohat motay hogaye hy

Wife: ap bohat motay hogaye hy Pathan: Tum b tu kitni moti hogai ho Wife: Buddhoo me tu maa banney wali hoon Pathan:to pagli

Main ne hr us insan ko maaf

Main ne hr us insan ko maaf kiya jis ki waja se kabi mujh ko takleef pohanchi ho,Main bhi maafi ka talabgar hoon ,

Hamare marne k baad bhi us ne

Hamare marne k baad bhi us ne dil jalana nhi chora, ..WASI.. Har roz aik phool phenk jati hai saath wali Qabar par.

Bahaar rut mai ujaar rastay taka kro

Bahaar rut mai ujaar rastay taka kro gay to ro pro gay, Kisi ko milnay ko jb b MOHSIN saja kro gay to ro

Main to phoolo wali razaee ley kar

Main to phoolo wali razaee Ley kar Soo rahi thi faraaZ..! . . . Kambhakt koi raat ko phoolo ko paani dey gaya…:-(

Koi lamha b tery zikr se khali

Koi lamha b tery zikr se khali na huwa Main tery bad kisi dar ka sawali na huwa Tu hai Yasrab ko madeeney me

School vs college schoolpencilrubber shapner

*School vs college * *School=pencil,rubber, shapner, scale.. *colg:Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua: *School:class me enter h0ny se phly sir may i

1 bcha muskuraty hue pyda huanursq hns

1 bcha muskuraty hue pyda hua.Nurs:Q hns rhe ho?Bche ne muthi kholi or CHABI WALI goli nikal kr dikhai or bola:’DON ko marna mushkil

Baba ne bhavishwani ki hain ki

Baba ne bhavishwani ki hain ki… Next cricket world cup Jitne wali team hogi… … … … … … … … … … …

Ab dour ufaq pr lali ho jab

ab Dour Ufaq Pr Lali Ho Jab Sham Udasi Wali Ho Jab Zabt Ka Bandan Tuta Ho Jab Aas Ka Daman Chuta Ho Jab

Nabi saww aur ali as risalat

Nabi (S.A.W.W) Aur Ali (A.S) Nabi (S.A.W.W) Risalat Ali (A.S) Imamat Nabi (S.A.W.W) Hakoomat Ali (A.S) Riyasat Nabi (S.A.W.W) Adalat Ali (A.S) Wakalat Nabi

Baab marne k bhi chora na us

Baab marne k bhi chora na us ne dil jalana ‘TANHA’ roaz phaink jata hai phool sath wali qabar pe . . .

hands upp

(‘”’”’”’”’”’”) / [email protected]’”’” “” Hands UPP . . ) ( / )..)..Pööön… / / Array Pani Wali Pistol Hy, Teri To Hawa He Nikal

Baat karna na koi dill ko dukhanay

baat karna na koi dill ko dukhanay wali kasam tot jai na sath nibhanay wali zindagi tujh sae bicher kar bhi guzer jain gi

Qabar aziyat darr musafaton ki raah

Qabar Aziyat Darr Aziyat Musafaton Ki Raah Guzar Main Kis Ko Khabar Thi Khusboo Yeh Kesi Humsafar Hai Muhabbat K Jazeeron Main Nigahon Ka

Ahadees jab tum haya na karo to

@AHADEES@ Jab tum Haya na karo to jo chahe karo. (MUSLIM) Tum Ghaib ki batein batanay wale k pas na jaya karo. (MUSLIM) Qabron

Girl paroos wali buddhi aunty mujhe bohat

Girl: Paroos wali Buddhi aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen. Jab kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti ‘AB TUMHARI BAARI

Main yeh message advance main forward kar

Main yeh message advance main forward kar rha hun. 2010: ‘Kiss ne kaha tha k Pepsi pe 5 Rupay kam kar do?’ 2011: ‘Kiss

Giv m a title 1dsto ki jan

Giv m a title 1.Dsto ki jan 2.Doll 3.Atractive 4.Pyari si mano bili 5.Hnsnay wali d0ll 6.Sharmili 7.Mast 8.Patakha 9.Gulabo 10.Chulbuli 11.Sb sy hat

Happy choti ammi day hamesha sb

Happy choti Ammi day Hamesha sb log apni ‘maa’ ko wish krty hain kisi ny ye socha k us hasti ka kia jo hr

1 wali allah se iblees ne kaha

1 Wali Allah se iblees ne kaha Tuje ALLAH pe boht yakeen hai tu onchay pahar pe cher ja aur chalang laga dy Dekhte

Ye khushboo ye hawa fiza aap ki

Ye khushboo ye hawa ye fiza AAP ki hui. mausam ki har ek ada apki hui. dil ne chaha kuch khaas TOHFA ap k

Agr pathan bewaqo0f hote hen to 1

Agr PATHAN bewaqo0f hote hen to: 1 Muslim League ka pehla sadar ‘AGHA KHAN’ na hota, 1 bewaqo0f pakistan ka phla prime ministr ‘LIAQAT

Meri dosti ko dil may chupa lena

Meri DOSTI ko Dil may chupa lena, Meri YAAD may chup chup kar Aansoon baha lena.. Abi hone wali hay or BARISH~~~~ Khuda k

Cut ur nails in sunat waystart 4m

.’Cut Ur Nails In Sunat Way’. .’Start 4m RIGHT HAND’. .’1=1st Finger (Shahadt wali)’. .’2=Middle’. .’3=Ring’. .’4=Small’. .’Then LEFT HAND’. .’5=Small’. .’6=Ring’. .’7=Middle’. .’8=First

Nabi or ali nabi risalat ali imamat

*NABI or ALI* Nabi Risalat Ali Imamat, Nabi Huqomat, Ali Riyasat, Nabi Adalat Ali Waqalat, Nabi Sakhawat, Ali Wirasat, Nabi Rasool Allah Ali Asad

College wali tight hoti hai office pheeki

College wali tight hoti hai Office wali Pheeki.. Gharwali me taste nahi aata.. Hotel wali Mast Hoti Hai… Par Chaey tau Chaey hai!;-

1 angrez pak aya pnjbi sekhne jb

1 Angrez PAK aya Pnjbi sekhne jb wo wapas gya to logo ny kaha k kya sekha? Angrez bola Oy BATI CHALI GAI Oy

Usay meny pehli baar aik bank main

‘Usay meny pehli baar aik Bank main dekha tha, wo mere samny wali seat par bethi thi, Wo bar bar mujy sar se paon

Ansooo pyaare lamhe ayen ge aur

[A]NsoOo Pyaare Lamhe Ayen Ge Aur Majbori Mit Jaye Gi Hum DoNo Mil Jayen Ge Aur Sab DoOri Mit Jaye Gi Har Dam Behne

Ali wali as se jo dushmani hai

Ali Wali (A.S) Se Jo Dushmani Hai Toa Jaltay Kurtay Hayat Kato Tumhein Muyasir Nahi Sakoon Se Lehad Mein Tum Ek Raat Kato Jo

Dunya me 2 log boht khubsurat or

Dunya me 2 log Boht khubsurat or haseen hain.. (-_-) /( ( 1 ME _/ / Or OR Dusri meri ammi ki hone wali

Har pal dyan main basny waly log

HAR PAL DYAN MAIN BASNY WALY LOG SASANY HOJATE HAN, ANKHEN BHORI HO JATE HAN KHWAB PURANY HO JATE HAN, SARI BATEN TALUQ WALI

Ek admi ka oont camel raat ko

Ek admi ka oont (camel) raat ko bohat rota tha! Wo admi Hazrat Mohammad (S.A.W.W) k pas aya or sara haal bataya. Ap (S.A.W.W)

Eid ane wali

Eid (‘.’) ane *==))==* wali _/ L Hy Js js ne hamen Eid mubarik kehna ho, wo line me lg jaye (‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’) /)) /))

Hazrat mosaas apni maa ki wafat k

Hazrat Mosa(A.S) APNI Maa ki wafat k bad ALLAH pak se Humkalam hony Koh-e-Toor pr ja rahy thy k rasty main thokar lgi or

Maine hawa ko ek message diya wo

Maine “Hawa” ko Ek “Message” diya wo “Jhoomti” hui “Baadal” K pass gai aur Mera “Message” usko diya to wo “Barasne” laga ” .

Jahan bhi rahain aik hi baat hai

Jahan Bhi Rahain Aik Hi Baat Hai Tum Pass Nahin Aik Hi Baat Hai Kabhi Bin Tumhare Roya Karte They Ab Tum Dhur Ho

Dosti kro jazz wali se pyar telenor

Dosti kro JAZZ wali se. Pyar kro TELENOR wali se. Date maro WARID wali se. Ankh larao ZONG wali se. Gift lo UFONE wali

Aik aurat aik dental surgen ke paas

Aik aurat aik dental surgen ke paas gaye aor boli mujhe aik daant nikalwaana hai,Mujhe jaldi hai,apni fees bataye.Dentist ne apni fees bataye aor

Waris e aal mohammad as ko toa

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Bohat roya teri yad ko seenay se

bohat roya teri yad ko seenay se laga kar fraz* agar zikar khuda karta tu aj wali bun jata*