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Ghazal by veena malik main brazer

Ghazal by VEENA MALIK Main Brazer ko hata doongi, zara tum sham hone do Main mummy bhi dikha doongi, zara tum sham hone do

Veena malik 1 bar sabzi lene gai

Veena Malik 1 bar sabzi lene gai Veena ne 1 boht lambi moli dekhi or pochha ye kia he? Shopkeeper: Baji ye humare liye

All medicines have side effects 0nly

All medicines have SIDE EFFECTS, 0nly viagra has FRONT EFFECT. ; ) (Sex specialist Veena malik)

Akser mard condom charhaa k girlfriends

Akser mard condom charhaa k girlfriends ko lun choosnay ka kehtay hein. Larkiyaan is maamlay mein ahtiyaat karein QK condom pay chemical laga hota

Jb pehle din college jane lagi to

Jb pehle din college jane lagi to ammi ne advise ki k Meri tarha kuch ban k nikalna, main ne ye baat pallu se

Ashwariya 919821420167 rani mukarji 919824613895 katrina 919316164574

Ashwariya +919821420167 Rani Mukarji +919824613895 Katrina +919316164574 Bipasha +919822923242 Kareena +919874572585 Kajal +919873426415 Jana malik 03149880692 Veena malik 03455900764 Rima 03015656283 Nazia Iqbal 03135815721

Veena malik jo pappi de us

Veena Malik Jo Pappi De Us Ki Pappi Lelo Or Jo Pappi Na De Us Ki Zabardasti Lelo… Wazir-E-Pappi Veena Malik

Veena malik ki bdnami k bd veena

Veena malik ki bdnami k bd veena malik k bhai k kia tassurat hain aye unhe se pochate hain,. G bhai g . .

Kal mqm ka bhatta khori k khilaf

Kal MQM ka bhatta khori K Khilaf ehtijaj daikh K Veena Malik ne faisla kya hy K Ab wo be Begairti, Bepardigi Or Behayaie

Koi lrka agr date pe moqa milne

Koi Lrka Agr Date pe Moqa milne k Bawjood B Lrki ko sirf kissing kar k chor de to smjh lena Bacha abhi Kacha

Agar larki ki 19 year main shadi

Agar larki ki 19 year main shadi ho, Us k husbnd ka lun 7.5 inch ho, Woh haftey mein 3 bar karay.or 1 bar

Veena malik ne class me bachon se

Veena malik ne class me bachon se puchha? Mere marne k bad meri qabar pe kia likha hoga? Last seat pe betha bacha bola

Teacher wo kon se behn bhai the

Teacher: wo kon se behn bhai the jinho ne pakistan bnane k liy 24 ghante me se 18 ghante kam kia? Studnt: M.A.Jinnah &

Wo milti thi to kehti k driving

Wo milti thi to kehti thi k driving sikha do ‘Ashmit’ WAQT ki ranjshon ne usay ‘Taxi bana dia’.. Broughtu by Veena malik.

Mard ka undrwear bi ek mithai ki

Mard ka Undrwear bi ek MITHAI ki dukan hy Jis ma 1 Cream Roll hy 2 Gulab Jamn hain Kch Swaiyn hain Or Khushi

Veena malik apni book nmbr 302 mein

Veena Malik apni book nmbr 302 mein likhti ha, WhAT is SEX? Sex is like PEPSI Ye dil mangay aur Sex is like IODEX

Gandhi was fucking vena malik veena malik

Gandhi Was Fucking Vena Malik. Veena Malik Was Enjoying & Said: Gandhi G U r So Old But Still Fuck So Hard Gandhi: Sweet

Talwar k zakhm dawa se thek ho

Talwar k Zakhm Dawa Se Thek Ho Jate Hn Mgr Zuban K Zakhm Kisi Dawa Se Thek Ni Hote Sirf ‘KISSING’ se Thek hote

Khubsurti ye nhi k new suiter ya

Khubsurti ye nhi k New suiter ya new shoz pehno Smart nazr aaoge Bl k khubsurti to insan k andr hoti hy Is lye

Dekhiye veena malik k b

Dekhiye Veena Malik K B( . ) ( . )Bs Size 42 . . . . . . . . . . . .

Girl to a nurse meri choot phat

Girl to a Nurse: Meri choot, phat gai hai tanke lagwane hain Nurse: Size kitna rakhna hai Girl: Veena Malik jitna rakh do Nurse:

Jo pappi de us ki lelo or

Jo Pappi De Us Ki Pappi Lelo Or Jo Pappi Na De Us Ki Zabardasti Lelo…. . . . . Wazir-E-Pappi Veena Malik..

Yaar baat sun tere pass veena malik

Yaar baat sun tere pass Veena Malik ka number hay? Wo kal me khana kha raha tha to salan meri pent per gir gaya

Veena malik logo meri sharafat pe

‘Veena malik’ ‘logo meri Sharafat Pe kro na koi Shak . . . . Halki Halki Bhook Mein Halka Phulka FUCK,¤¤

Mobile ko vibration pe rakh k rubber

Mobile ko Vibration Pe Rakh K Rubber K Saath ‘Lulli’ Pe Baandhein, Phir 2nd Mobile Se Miss Call Pe Miss Call Continue Karne Se

Agar aap k hont sardi ki waja

agar aap k hont sardi ki waja sai kharab honai lagai hai to un per zuban phernai sai theek ho saktai hai leken zuban

Talwar ka zakham dawa se theek

Talwar ka Zakham Dawa Se Theek Ho Jaata Hy, Mgr Zuban Ka Zakham Kisi Dawa Se Theek Nahi Hota. Sirf ‘KISSING’ se Theek hota

Agr sex karty huay larki zeyada cheekhy

Agr Sex karty huay larki zeyada cheekhy to apni zuban larki k mu mai dal kr ya larki ki zuban apny mu me daal

Teacher who is sania mirza studenttennis

Teacher: Who is SANIA MIRZA? Student:Tennis Player.. Teacher: Very good, & who is VEENA MALIK? Student: Penis Player….

Aksar raqs karte howe muje nangae pann ka

Aksar Raqs Karte Howe Muje Nangae-Pann ka ehsas hota tha…. Nargis appi se Mashwra lia to kehne lagee: Kabi Kabi kuch pehan k b

Bujha lo aa k seenay say ishq

Bujha lo aa k seenay say ishq ki piyaas. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Ek mandir tha jisme buri niyat wale

Ek mandir tha jisme buri niyat wale gayab ho jate the Imran hashmi gaya Imran gayab salman khan gaya salman gayab veena malik gai

Agar teen din tak subha neend se

Agar teen din tak subha neend se jag ker kangha na kia jaye to hair style Veena Malik jesa ho jata hai.. 😉 *.

Girl asked 4 icecream boy purchased it

Girl asked 4 Icecream, Boy Purchased It. Girl: Thank U Boy: Only Thank U? Girl: U Want Kiss Na? Boy: Veena Malik na ban!

Gashti 2 her aunti mjhe to koi

Gashti 2 her Aunti mjhe to koi esa la kr do jis se ma hr waqt chudwati rahun, Aunti:hat pagal edi tu VEENA MALIK;-)

India main 80 admi apni khatna nahi

India main 80% admi apni khatna nahi kerwatey jis ki wajha se sex main maza kam aata hai. . . . Veena Malik ka

Agar larki k sath rakshey men sex

‘Agar Larki K Sath RAKSHEY Men Sex Kara Jaye To Jhatke Maarne Ki Zarorat Nai Parti Jhatke Automatic Lagte Hai’ (Veena Malik Ki Kitab

Kisi ko kisi se muhabbat nahi hoti

Kisi ko kisi se Muhabbat Nahi hoti.. FARAZ Log wafa k Naam pe Muft Chummiyan lety hain or Mammy dabate hain. Veena Malik Interview

Chohay ne 1 pora suit kutar k

Chohay ne 1 pora suit kutar k kha lia magar wo phir bhi bhok sy mar gaya. Q K woh suit veena malik ka

Lipton pesh krta he rat ki gehrai

Lipton pesh krta he Rat Ki Gehrai Me Garm Garm Razai Me Na Koi Munda Na Koi Run Apni Muthi Apna Lun Yhi To

Veena malik apni book mastee k page

Veena Malik Apni Book Mastee K Page Numbar 69 Men Likhti Hai, WHAT Is SEX? Sex Is Like PEPSI Ye Dil Mangay oR Sex

Gadha veena malik sey darling i love

Gadha veena malik sey: Darling! I Love you. Veena: Tumney apni shakal dekhi hai ? Gadha: Meri jan shakal chor neechy dekh veena- ohh

Veena malik geo intrview me apni sfai

Veena malik geo intrview me apni sfai me keh rhi thi agr mene India main koi glat kam kiya ho to mera bap mar

Car ki agli seat par bachon waja

CAR ki Agli Seat Par Bachon ki waja se Hadsay hote hain Aur CAR ki Pichli Seat Par Hadson Ki Waja se Bachay hote

Veena malik taxi driver se johar town

Veena Malik, Taxi Driver Se: Johar Town Chalo Ge? Driver: Jee Haan. Veena: Kya Lo Ge? Driver: Gareeb Banda Hoon Behn Jee, Pese hi