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utha-kr SMS Messages

Mujh sy milty hain to chura kr

Mujh sy milty hain to milty hain chura kr ankhain Phr wo kis ky liye rakhty hain saja kr ankhain Main unhain dekhta rahta

1 paindu ki shadi pe sb hi

1 Paindu ki Shadi pe sb Paindu hi Aye Huay they. Khana start Hua to 1 Paindu ne Plate mei Tissue paper Dekh kr

Na kr husun par chal sar utha

na kr husun par na chal sar utha kr khuda na asy cheary mita dya ha hazaro bna kr

Allama iqbal dalil e fatah to dekh

Allama Iqbal: *. .Dalil-e-Fatah to Dekh ay HUSSAIN k Qatil., K. . .* jis Sr Ko Jhukany ay thy, usi Sr ko utha kr

Sardar my naya underwear khareda din bhr

Sardar my naya underwear khareda Din bhr pury gaon ko pichay se dhoti utha utha kr dikhata raha, Ghr lota to Behosh ho gya,

Thori c nazr e karam kijiye mobile utha kr

Thori C Nazr-e-Karam kijiye, Mobile utha kr 1 SmS Kijiye, Ham jaante hen k Aap k pas time nhi, Mgr! Is Masoom C Jaan

Sabaq phir un ko shareeat ka perhaya

sabaq phir un ko shareeat ka perhaya haqeeqat ka gur un ko ik bataya zamany k bigry howon ko banaya bohat dino k sooty

Akele chord jaty hoye tum acha nahi

Akele chord jaty ho,ye tum acha nahi krty, Hmara dil jalaty ho,Ye tum acha nahi krty, Kaha b tha Muhabbat hy,Muhabbat hi isay rakho,

Jhuki nazro sy iqrar mat karna

Jhuki Nazro Sy Iqrar Mat Karna.. Nazrain Utha Kr Inkar Mat Karna.. Raat Bhar Trapty Ho Kisi Ki Yaad Mein.. Or Dosron Ko Kehty

Dhondtey thay aap se milney k bahaney

Dhondtey thay aap se milney k bahaney kitney, samney reh kr bhi rahay beganay kitney, hum ney to piyar ka ik pegham hi diya

Imam ul ambia hazrat mohammed s a w w ghar tashrif

Imam-Ul-Ambia Hazrat MOHAMMED (‘S-A-W-W’) Ghar Tashrif Laye To Roti Ka Tukra Gira Howa Dekha AAP (‘S-A-W-W’) Ne Use Utha Kr Saaf Kiya Or Kha

Kahin chup chaap na le jae utha

Kahin chup chaap na le jae utha kr samundar ko wo shakhs jo sahil par khara soch raha ha

Pthan ne challege kia hai k wo

pthan ne challege kia hai k wo minare pakistanko sir pr utha kr peshawr leja skta hai hzaro log ekathe hogae pthan bola: bs

Sardar exam me larki ki naqal kr

Sardar exam me larki ki naqal kr raha tha Exminer ne sardar ko utha kr door bitha dia us ne jawab k end me

Ek topi bechny wala darakht k neechy

Ek topi bechny wala darakht k neechy aaram kr rha tha k achanak kuch bandr uski topiyan utha kr le gaiy Usy apne dada

Apne hone ka pata de dena

.’.Apne Hone Ka Pata De Dena.’. .’.Kabhi Guzro To Sada De Dena.’. .’.Yaad Aa Jaon Kabhi ibaadat Mein Agar.’. .’.To Haath Utha kr mjhe

Utha kr torr dala aaeena husn e raqabat se

Utha kr torr dala aaeena husn-e-raqabat se….. Wo kal iss par bigar bethay k hm sa dosra kyn ho…?

Utha kr phool ki patti usne bari

Utha kr phool ki patti usne bari nazakt sy masal dali. ‘ GALIB ‘ Isharon isharon sy keh diya k hum dil ka ye

Aj kal aksar nojawan ehtalam hone ki

Aj Kal Aksar Nojawan ‘EHTALAM’ Hone Ki Sorat Me KAPRE Ko Bina PAK Kiy Utar Dete Hen Jisko Ghr Wale Utha Kr MACHINE Me

Bedil haidri kbi lehren tra chehra

(Bedil Haidri) Kbi lehren tra chehra jo bnany lag jaen, Mri aankhen mjy darya me bahany lag jaen. Kbi ik lamha_e_fursat jo muyassr a

Ak bacha apne walid ke pas betha

Ak bacha apne walid ke pas betha treen chala raha tha.wo treen ko chbi deta or jab treen round pura kr ke waps aatey

Bdmash ek lrki ko utha kr le

Bdmash Ek Lrki ko utha kr le gaia’ or us ka rape krna shoro kr dia’ Rape krty huwe us ne Lrki se kaha:

utha kr choom li hen

*. . .Utha kr choom li hen chnd murjai hui kal’lian, Na tum aaey to yun jashan e baharan kr lia maine. . .*

Punjabi ne naya underwear lya din bhar

Punjabi ne Naya Underwear lya Din Bhar poory gaaon walon ko pichy se dhoti Utha Utha kr Dikhata Raha, Shaam ko Ghar Lota to

Akely dukh uthaty ho ye tum

Akely dukh uthaty ho Ye Tum acha nahi karty Hmara dil jlaty ho Ye Tum acha nahi karty kaha b tha Muhbt hy Muhabt

Mujh se bad e baharan ne ro kr kaha

Mujh se bad-e-baharan ne ro kr kaha, Teri qismat baharon k qabil nahi, Teri dunya hay ashkon mai dobi hoe, Teri ankhen nazaron k

Sardar ji ne new underwear kharida

Sardar ji ne new underwear kharida, Din bhr pury gaon ko pichy se dhoti utha utha kr dikha raha tha, Ghar lota to Behosh

2 engineering ka students raat ko study

2 ENGINEERING KA STUDENTS RAAT KO STUDY KARTY HOWA. 1ST: YAAR KITNY BAJA HA? DOSRAY NE 1 PATHAR UTHA KR SAMNA WALA GHAR PA