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Ek shaks pas reh ke samjha nahi

Ek Shaks Pas Reh Ke Samjha Nahi Mujhe Is Baat Ka Malal Hai Shikwa Nahi Mujhe Main Us Ko Bewafai Ka Ilzam Kaisay Dou

Tere baare mein jab sochaa nahin thaa

tere baare mein jab sochaa nahin thaa main tanha tha magar itana nahin thaa samandar ne mujhe pyaasa hi rakhaa main jab sehra mein

Lipti rahi wajood se khushbo tamam raat

Lipti rahi wajood se khushbo tamam raat ata raha hay yaad mujhe wo tamam raat us ne barey khalos se mani thi roshni girty

Uk ka ek aashiq tha us ne

uk ka ek aashiq tha us ne shadi k pehle larki k sath zina karne ko jaiz karar diya tha jo k hamare islam

Kyun na gharoor karon mai apne ap

KYUN NA GHAROOR KARON MAI APNE AP PAR …. SAGAR MUGHE US NE CHAHA JIS K CHAHNE WALY HAZARON THY….

Aik khargosh roz lohaar ki dukan p

Aik khargosh roz lohaar ki dukan p jata or kehta: GAJAR hai? lohaar inkar kr deta. Aik din lohaar ko ghussa aya or us

Us ne chor diya mujhe to koi

Us ne chor diya mujhe to koi bara gunah nhe kia, me ne bhe to us ki khatir sub ko chor diya tha………

Swal kiya gya k 4 ko 5

Swal Kiya Gya K 4 ko 5 K bech likh kr dikhao. Chinese ne kaha: Joke! Japan: Impossible! USA:Wrong question! India:foolish question! Uk: not

Dil ki dunia kuch is tarah se

Dil ki Dunia Kuch Is tarah se UJRI ‘SAQI’ US NE ‘MOHBAT’ ka Aadi bana k Pyar Dena Choor Diya.

Ya mujhe afsar e shaaha na banaya hota

ya mujhe afsar-e-shaaha na banaya hota ya mera taaj gadaya na banaya hota Khak-sari ke liye garache banaya tha mujhe kash Khaak-e-dar-e-jaanan na banaya

Khushboo mangi thi khuda se us

Khushboo Mangi Thi ‘KHUDA’ Se, US Ne Lajawab Phool Thama Diya, Thori Khushi Mangi Thi Dua Mai, To aap Se Mila K Sab Se

Us ne aankhon se kahi baat

Us ne aankhon se kahi baat ‘bohat chupke se’ Jis ne ki dil se Mulaqat bohat chupke se JisM kya rooh b Madhosh hui

Mola ali asw ni farmya ay

Mola Ali asw ni farmya Ay Salman! Hmari Mayat mar kr b nhi mrti or Hmra Maqtool Qatal ho kr b Qatal nhi hota,or

Wo jazboon ki tijart thi ye

‘Wo jazboon ki tijart thi ‘Ye Dil kuch aur samjha tha ‘Use hansne ki adat thi ‘Ye Dil kuch aur samjha tha ‘Mujhe us

Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus

Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus me sath ja rhe thy us ne kiraya dete hue apni bv ko awaz di ?gulbakht? Tum

Dekhiyeh chand raat aai hai sath

dekhiyeh chand raat aai hai sath khushian hazar laee hai tum chaley aao aik lamhey ko ham bhi manain ke eid aae hai chaand

aik aalu ne bhindi k number

*’* Aik Aalu Ne Bhindi K Number Pe Love U Ka Mesg Bheja, Bhindi Ne Usy Phone Kr K Bura Bhala Kaha Aur Boli,

Waqt e rukhsat kahin tary jugno

Waqt e rukhsat kahin tary kahin jugno aye Haar pehnaney mje Phool se bazu aye Bas gai mery ehsas mein ye kaisi khushbu Koi

Lazim sa mujh pe ho gaya paon

lazim sa mujh pe ho gaya paon ko choomna Faraz Us ne kaha jo mujh se k kaanta nikaal do..

1larki boht make up kia karti thi

.:1larki boht make up kia karti thi uski maa usy kehti thi: beti itna make up mat kia kar? Shadi k baad tum pe

Hum to mojod thay raaton me ujalon

Hum to mojod thay raaton me ujalon ki tarah Log nikly hi nahi dhoondny walo ki tarah Dil to kia hum rooh me utr

1 aadmi kony me ro raha tha

1 aadmi 1 kony me ro raha tha Kisi ne us se waja pochi, us ne kaha, Mera 1 beta tha mene use parhaya

Aslaam o aliakum dostoo ye ghazal

aslaam o aliakum dostoo ye ghazal chaheay mujay kisi dost ne mangi hay agar kisi k pas ho tu plz mere No. pe send

Ek pathan ne khawab dekha ke

Ek pathan ne khawab dekha ke wo mar chuka he jab wo utha to us ne apna HBL account bund karwa dia. Kisi ne

Na cheez samaj kar utha dia

Na Cheez Samaj kar Utha Dia Us Ne Apni Mehfil Se FRAZ kya Chand Ki Mehfil Mein Sitare Nahi Hote …

Us ne ye keh kar cockroach fry

Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Cockroach Fry Kar K Khila Diya Faraz…. . . K. . . . Har Cheez Meezan Main Achi Lagti

Us ne dur rehne ka mashvara bhi

Us Ne Dur Rehne Ka Mashvara Bhi Likha He, Sath Hi Muhabat ka wasta Bhi Likha He.. Usne Ye Bhi Likha He Mere Ghar

Yun to ghum sub ki zindagi men

Yun To Ghum Sub Ki Zindagi Men Hai, Zabt Lekin Kisi Kisi Men Hai, Us Ne Sun Kar Ghazal Kaha Meri, Kitna Dard Teri

Woh zeher de ke marta tou duniya

?Woh Zeher De Ke Marta Tou Duniya Ki Nazron Mein Aa Jata… So Us Ne Yun Kiya,Mohabbat Ki Aur Mujhey Chhor Diya…..

Ab to us ne phone tak krna

Ab to us ne phone tak krna bhi chod diya, Aur hum itna roye hain k humarey jism ne khoon tak banana chod diya,

Bacha maine billi k saamne 2 choohe

Bacha: Maine billi k saamne 2 choohe rakhe us ne 1 khaya 1 nahi khaya. Batao Q? Aadmi: dosra chooha plastic ka hoga? Bacha:

Aik car ki nilami ho rahi thi

Aik Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi 20 lac 25 lac 30 lac Aik aadmi ne hairat sa Car ki kharab halat py ghor

Matti k jitne ghar main bnata chala

matti k jitne ghar main bnata chala gega.. ik shakes khafa ho k girata chala geya.. woh mujhe se bohat door door bhagta raha..

Zindagi ka sochta ho na zamane main

zindagi ka sochta ho na zamane ka sochta ho main to bus usse apna banane ka sochta ho us k rooth jane k andaz

Sochta hn use neend bhi aati hogi

Soch’ta hn use neend bhi aa’ti ho’gi Yaa meri tarah faqat ashq bahaa’ti ho’gi Wo meri shakal mera naam bhulaa’ti hogi Apni tasveer se

A parody of zong song enjoy

A Parody Of Zong Song Enjoy Krte Raho Tv Dekhte Raho Parhae Par Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae Me To Mayoos Tha Paper Dekh Ke

Khoyaa udaas saa hogaa tum se

khoyaa khoyaa udaas saa hogaa tum se vo shaKhs jab milaa hogaa qurb kaa zikr jab chalaa hogaa daarmiyaaN koii faasalaa hogaa ruuh se

1 sardar ko job mili 1st day

1′ sardar’ KO JOB MILI. 1st day us ne Computer pr 11 ghntay guzary. Boss(khushi se) Aaj kia kiya?? ‘Sardar’, Keybord di ABC agay

Ek ustad lecture k doran behoda guftago

Ek ustad lecture k doran behoda guftago karta tha ek din larkion ne tang aa kar plan banaya k ab agar aisa howa tu

Kaha us ne bhrosa dil py itna

Kaha us ne bhrosa dil py itna nhin karty Kaha mene Muhabbat mn socha nhin karty Kaha us ne boht khosh rang dunia kay

Sardar ki tape chalte ruk gai us

Sardar ki tape chalte chalte ruk gai us ne tape ko khola to undr chooha mara para tha Sardar: Oho singer hi mar gya

Us ne nikali mere gham ki kitab

Us Ne Nikali Mere Gham Ki Kitab Chupke Se Mohabt Ka Warq Mor Diya HmKo Maloom Tha Anjam-e-Mohbat Hum Ne Akhri Hurf Se Pehle

1 pathan murgiyon se bola agr

1 PATHAN Murgiyon Se Bola Agr Tum Sab Ne Kal 5,5 Andy Na DiYe To Sab Ka Zulfiqar Mirza K Haathon Wo Haal Krwaonga

Tera baara ma jab sochaa nahi thaa

Tera baara ma jab sochaa nahi thaa Ma tanha tha magar itna nahi thaa Terii tasviir se kartaa thaa baatein Mere kamray mein aainaa

Main zindgi se mayoos nhi lekin

Main Zindgi Se Mayoos Nhi lekin, Jab us ne Mujh se Poocha k Tmhary Nazdeek kya eham hai, ‘Meri Zindgi’ Ya ‘Tmhari Zindgi’. Main

Sunita willams 1st indian lady jo

‘Sunita Willams’ 1st iNDIAN Lady jo 02/07/2007 ko CHAND per gayi thi… Us ne ‘ISLAM’ Qabool kar liya hai.. Us ney kaha k Chand

Romentic story ajab pagal c lrki

Romentic Story Ajab pagal c lrki the, mujy her khat me likhti the, mujy tm yad krty ho,? Mujy takti he rehti the, koch

Main dhoop musafat jis k sath rahamohsinzara

main dhoop dhoop musafat main jis k sath raha’mohsin’ zara si chaon main us ne bhula diya hy mujhy…

Best gazal maine zardari ko salam

(Best Gazal) Maine Zardari ko Salam likh bheja Mulk ka Haal tmam likh bheja Maine pocha tum Saddar kese bney? Us ne Zoja ka

Us nay kaha kon ho tum main

Us nay kaha kon ho Tum? Main nay kaha Hasrat Tumari Us nay kaha Taktey ho kya? Main nay kaha Surat Tumhari Us ne

Nargis 1 bar sabzi lenay gae us

Nargis 1 bar sabzi lenay gae us ne 1 bohot bari mooli dekhe,or pocha: bhai ye kya hai Sabzi wala: Ye hamare lye mooli

Mai ne uss se pucha keemat

Mai ne uss se pucha? Keemat kya hai muhabbat ki? Us ne hans kr kaha. Ice’cream khilana Park me ghumana 0r EasY L0ad karwana.

Hum se khelti rahi duniya taash k

Hum Se Khelti Rahi Duniya Taash K Patton Ki Tarha! ”SABA” Jis Ne Jeet Us Ne Bhi Phenka’… Jis Ne Haara Us Ne Bhi

Hm ne us sy sirf bewafai ka

Hm ne Us Sy Sirf Bewafai ka mAtlab Poocha Tha ‘faraz’ us ne kaha Thehr0 or Phir Lot kr nhi Aya

Kiyaa hai pyaar jise hamane zindagii kii

kiyaa hai pyaar jise hamane zindagii kii tarah vo aashanaa bhii milaa hamase ajanabii kii tarah baDaa ke pyaas merii us ne haath chhoD

Ustad bhai chara ka jmla bnao

Ustad: ‘Bhai Chara’ ka jmla bnao’ PATHAN: ‘Jab Doodh wale se poochha k Doodh itna mehnga kiun bechtey ho? to us ne kaha Bhai

funny ghazal aaj apni muhabat

@ Funny Ghazal!!! Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne, Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr diya us ne! Pehle hansta tha

Us ne phir mera haal pocha hai

Us ne phir mera haal pocha hai, Kitna mushkil sawal pocha hai, Hichkiyun ka ajeeb lehja Tha, Baat ko taal taal pocha hai, Tum

Us ne meri baat ka jwaab nahi

Us ne meri baat ka jwaab nahi diya to muje koi ghum nahi *faraz* aye ga jb humari qbr pe to hum bhi aisa

Us ne din raat mujhe itna sataya

***Us Ne Din Raat Mujhe Itna Sataya K, Nafrat Bhi Na Hui Or Muhabbat Bhi Ho Gai, Us Ne Is Nazakat Se Mere Hoton

Mere aaqa ne farmaya jis apni maa

Mere AAQA Ne Farmaya: Jis Ne Apni ‘MAA’ K Paon Ko Choma. Us Ne ‘NABI’ Ki Dehliz Ko Choma

Suna hai aur koi bhi chahne laga

Suna Hai Aur Koi Bhi Chahne Laga Hai Tumhe, Hum Ne Ager Toot K Na Chaha To Us K Hojana, Hum Ne Tumhari Yad

Tum muhabbat ko khel kehte ho

Tum muhabbat ko khel kehte ho ham ne barbaad zindagii kar lii .!! us ne dekhaa baDii inaayat se aakho aakho me baat bhii

Matti k jitne ghar mein banata chala

Matti k jitne ghar mein banata chala gaya Ek shakhs khafa ho k girata chala gaya Woh mujh se buhat door door bhagta raha

Kuch umr ki pehli manzil thi

Kuch Umr Ki Pehli Manzil Thi, …. Kuch Raaste Thay Anjaan Bohat, …. Kuch Hum Bhi Pagal Thay Lekin, …. Kuch Wo Bhi Thay

Gazal ik paikar e jamal me uljha hoa

(GAZAL) Ik paikar-e-jamal me uljha hoa hon me, Uljhe hoy khayal me uljha hoa hon me, Tu ne kaha tha chaand hai bilkul meri

Ek umar tak main ek main

(‘*Ek Umar Tak Main*’) Ek Umar Tak Main Us Ki Zarorat Bana Raha, Phir Yun Hua K Us Ki Zarorat Badal Gaii, Pehle Tha

Chehra koi bhi aankh main thehra na

Chehra Koi Bhi Aankh Main Thehra Na Phir Kabi, DiL Ne Kisi B Shakhs ko Chaha Na Phir KaBi, Rotha Zara C Baat Py

Lays chips per pasai nikne ki offer

LAYS CHIPS PER PASAI NIKNE KI OFFER AAE AIK PATHAN KI SHOP PER CUSTMER AAYA US NE KAHA PATHAN SAHAB KUCH NIKALTA BE HAI

Chalange 4 u and ur all frndx

Chalange 4 u and ur all frndx. agar answr nahi ata ti sms karna chorh dena. 1 Larke ne 1 Larki se uska name

Sana ne din raat mjhe itna sataya

::SANA:: NE DIN, RAAT MJHE ITNA SATAYA K NAFRAT B NA OR MOHOBAT HOGAI US NE IS NAZAKAT SE MERE HONTO KO CHOOMA KE

Pathan ko apna gadha bechna tha

Pathan ko apna ‘GADHA ‘ bechna tha, Us ne apne dost ko Khat likha, Akhroot Khan, Agar tere Ko kabhi kisi gadhey ki zarorat

1 bhikari ki lottery lgi to us

1 Bhikari Ki Lottery lgi to Us ne Masjid banwai. 2nd Bhikari: Tu ne Masjid Q banwai? 1st: Is ke Saamne ab mein Akela

T20 worldcup me harne k baad

T20 Worldcup me harne k baad SAEED AJMAL ki ami ne us se kaha:’Beta bazar se dahi la do’ AJMAL ne socha bahir niklun

Us aakhri sham ne mere hath apne

Us Aakhri sham Us nE mere Hath apnE Hatho mE le kar kaha tHa, sunO! TumHara hatH bohaT garam Hai.. …aur yE waFa Dar

us ne samjha hi nahi

*. . .Us Ne Samjha Hi Nahi Or Na Samjhna Chaha., *mahi* K Main Chahta Bhi Kya tha Us Se, Sirf Us K Siwa..!

1 admi ki shadi hui us ne

1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy Frnd: Us k

1 pathan ne akhbar main add dekha

1 Pathan Ne akhbar main add Dekha: ‘Purana Mobile Do or New Mobile Lo’ WO Us Adress Pe Gya, Wahan Koi Shop Nai Thi,

Us ne jaan keh kr pukara to

Us ne JAAN keh kr pukara to larz gayi mere Dil ki zamin ‘FARAZ’ Peeche murr k dekha to WO MUKHATIB ksi aur se

Yeh jaan kar khushi hui k ussay

Yeh Jaan Kar Khushi Hui K Ussay Bhi Mere Dukh Dard Ka Ehsaas Hai ‘WASI’ Aaj Us Ne Keh Jo Diya K ‘Aakhir Tum

Kuchh ajab shaan se logon men rahaa

kuchh ajab shaan se logon men rahaa karate the ham Khafaa rah ke bhii aapas men milaa karate the itanii tahaziib rah-o-rasm to baaqii

Kal jo hua hai dafatan us se

kal jo hua hai daf?atan us se mera mukaalma khoobiy-e-ikhtisaar ka tajruba kuchh “unique” hai main ne kaha ke “Bazm-e-Naaz” us ne kaha ke

Wo janta tha us ki hansi mje

wo janta tha us ki hansi mje pasand he faraz is liye us ne jb b drd diya muskurate hue diya

Qasai aawaz laga rha tha k taza

Qasai aawaz laga rha tha k taza gosht hay le lo.Wahan se Hazrat Ali (R.A) ka guzar hua to us ne Hazrat Ali (R.A)

Yet kon shakhs he jo meri baat

Yet kon shakhs he jo meri baat nahi sunta? Main chalta hon to wo meray sath nahi chalta? andheri raat main tanah beth kr?

1 intihai bhenchod shair arz hai

1 intihai Bhenchod Shair Arz Hai. US Ne Honto Se Chu Kar Loray Main Nasha Kar Dia, wah wah..! Lun Ki Baat To Or

Hoslay bhi jawab dene lagay is

Hoslay Bhi Jawab Dene Lagay…! Is Qadar Us Ne Azmaya Mujhe…!

Dekha pulat k us ne hasrat usay

Dekha pulat k us ne k hasrat usay bi thi, Hum jis par mit gaye thay muhabat usay bi thi, Chup ho gaya tha

Aik martaba shaks hazrat shaikh saadiral ki

aik martaba aik shaks Hazrat shaikh saadi(R.AL) ki khidmat me hazir hua, aap ne us se daryaft kia k tumhari guzar basar kaisay hoti

Shohr or bv main narazgi thi

Shohr or BV main narazgi thi 1Subha Shohr ko jldi jana tha Us ne raat ko Kaghaz py likha Mujy Subha 5bje utha dena

February ki sard raton me phir koi

February ki sard raton me phir koi suhani yaad Aai. Kuch apna zamana yaad aaya kuch teri Kahani yaad Aai. Ikraar kiya tha us

Ungliya aaj bhi isi soch me gum

Ungliya Aaj bhi isi soch me gum hai.. . Us ne kaise naye haathon ko thama hoga…..

Duniya ne ham pe jab koi ilzam

Duniya Ne Ham Pe Jab Koi Ilzam Rakh Diya Ham Ne Muqabil Us Ke Tera Nam Rakh Diya Ik Khas Had Pe Aa Gai

Bohat din ho gaye shayad sahara kr

Bohat Din Ho Gaye Shayad Sahara Kr Lia Us Ne Hmaray Baad B Akhir Guzara Kr Lia Us Ne Hmara Zikr To Us K

Sari zindagi kr k barbad ishq ki

Sari Zindagi Kr K Barbad Ishq Ki lazzat Chakh Li Hy Us Ne B Burqa Pehan Lia Hum Ne B Darhi Rakh Li Hy

Pagal khanay ka incharge ek se

PagaL Khanay ka Incharge Ek PagaL se ‘Aap theek hain isliay Aapko RELEASE Kiya ja raha hai, magar Afsos, KaL Jis PagaL ko Aapne

Aati hai dhuup ujale paron ko samet

aati hai dhuup ujale paron ko samet ke zaKhmon ko ab ginunga main bistar pe let ke main hath ki lakiren mitaane pe huun

Main ne zardari ko salam likh bheja

Main ne Zardari ko salam likh bheja. Mulk ka haal tmam likh bheja, Mene pocha tum sadar kese bane. Us ne zoja ka qatl-e-aam

Us k dil main thori si jagah

Us k Dil Main Thori Si Jagah Maangi Thi Us Ne Tanhaiyon Ka Shehar Mere Naam Kar Diya.

Wo mera tha ye batana ajeb lgta

Wo mera tha ye batana ajeb lgta hy Ab us se ankh milana ajeb lgta hy Jo zindagi my hamara kbi b ho na

Main jurm ishq main jurmishq karon motbar

(‘*Main Jurm-€-Ishq*’) Main Jurm_€_Ishq Karon Mot’bar Banaaon Use, Phir Us Se Munsafi Chahoon Aur Azmaoon Use, Main Kar’z_€_ Tamna Main Zakhm Zakhm Sahi, Talab

Meri sari zindagi ko be samar us

MERI SARI ZINDAGI KO BE SAMAR US NE KIA ZINDAGI MERI THI MAGAR US KO BASSAR US NE KIA

Jab sareshaam us ne zulfon ko sanwara

Jab Sar_e_Shaam Us Ne Zulfon ko Sanwara Ho Ga Haath Mein kangan Aankhon Mein kajal utara Ho Ga Us k Jore Pe Saja Wo

Hayat mehv e tamasha rahi zawal k waqt sath

Hayat Mehv-e-Tamasha Rahi Zawal K Waqt Sath Tha Sara Zamana Mere Kamal K Waqt Juda Juda The rastay Hamari Sochon K Ajnabiyyat Ka Hi

Pyaas wo dil ki bujhane kabhi aaya

Pyaas Wo Dil Ki Bujhane Kabhi Aaya Bhi Nahin Kaisa Badal Hai Jiska Koi Saya Bhi Nahin Berukhi Is Se Badi Aur Bhala Kya

1 baar langar takseem ho raha ta

1 Baar Langar Takseem Ho Raha Ta. 1 Shakhs Ne 2 Admiyon Ka Khana Manga Jab Us Se Sawal Kiya Giya K 2 Admiyon

Pukara nahi hai us ne kai roz

Pukara nahi hai us ne kai roz se mujhy, Shayad usy meri zarurat nahi rahi, Bs yun hi us k zikr ne afsurda kr

Taroon ki sej per kahin soota ho

Taroon Ki Sej Per Kahin Soota Ho Jaise Chand Shab Ki Rida Ko Orhd Ker Leta Ho Jaise Chand Malboos Tera Dekh Ker Lagta

Us ne humse poncha teri raza kya

Us Ne Humse Poncha Teri Raza Kya Hey, Q Karte Ho Mohabat Wajah Kya Hey, Kese Bataon Use Meri Khata Kya Hey, Jo Waja

Us ne pocha ye qyamat kia hai

Us ne pocha ye qyamat kia hai ,, Main ne ghabra ker kaha rooth jana tera ,, Us ne pocha mout kise kehte hai

Kuch kha tha ter yaad ma

‘Kuch £¡kha Tha Ter¡ YaAd Ma¡’ Meray Aansuo0n Ne M¡ta d¡Aa., Dosto0n Se Chhupa¡ Th¡ D¡£ k¡ BaAt’ Meray Chehray Ne Sab kuch Bata

Bicharte waqat us ne kaha tha k

Bicharte Waqat Us Ne Kaha Tha K Tanha Koi Khuwab Na Dekhna,, ‘Dost’ Taveel Muddat Howi Hum Us K Intazar Me Soye Hi NAHI

1 pathan sharab k nashay me ghar

1 Pathan sharab k Nashay me ghar Aaya or so gaya. Sotay me uski Mout hogai. Upar ja k us ne ilteja ki k

Uss ke dil mein thori see jagah

==’Uss Ke Dil Mein Thori See Jagah Mangi Thee’== ==’Mohsin’== ==’Us Ne Tanhaiyon Ka Shehar Mere Naam Kr Diya’=

Wife main kya karon mai to lot

Wife: Main kya karon mai to lot gai, Hasband: Keun kya huwa janu, Wife: Aaj ek naw jawan hensam larka yaha aya, Hasband; To

Us ne to kaha tha k har

Us ne to kaha tha k har Barish mein hum sath sath Bheegain gy…! ‘To phir Aaj kyun Woh Tanha, Main Tanha, Aur ye

girls of 2011 1st

*. .Girls of 2011. . 1st girl: aj kal k larkon ka koi aitbar nai, main to ab us ka muh b nai dekhon

1 bache ne new car pe pathar

1 Bache ne new Car pe pathar se Scratch daal diya, Jab Baap ne dekha to us ne Ghusse me Hathori Bache ko maari,

Izzat bachane ka naya tareeqa

Izzat Bachane Ka Naya Tareeqa .. Ek Larka Apne Dost K Sath Khara Tha K Wahan Se Ek Larki Guzri, Us Ne Us Larki

Kahen sehra kahen sokhe shajar ache nahi

Kahen sehra kahen sokhe shajar ache nahi lagte Mujhe ab khwabzaaron k safar ache nahi lagte Jawabi khat ma yun us ne mere bare

Woh december ki udas sham thi

Woh december ki udas sham thi jab gali k sunsan morr peh us ne mera hath thama tha kitney aram say us na kaha

Es tarah us se rabeta rakha pas

ES Tarah Us Se Rabeta Rakha, Pas Reh Kr B FaaseLa Rakha.. Zindagi Ek Makaan Hy Jis May, Saanhey Par Hy Saanha Rakha.. HaL-e-DiL

Kaash us ne aik baar kaha to

Kaash Us Ne Aik Baar Kaha To Hota Mujh Se K! Main Tumari Hon… Jan|X Qasam Sy Sari Bachiyon K Number Delete Kr Deta

Aag lagi thi mere ghar ko

Aag lagi thi mere ghar ko, ;Naseer; Us ne pocha kya bcha hy, Me ne kaha ek me hi bacha hun, Us ne hans

Silsila torr dia us ne to ye

Silsila Torr Dia us ne to Ye Sadaen Kesi? Ab jo Milna He Nahi, Phir ye Wafaen Kesi? Mene Chaha tha Sab Shikwe Giley

dard o gham k siva ishq

*’* Dard o gham k siva ishq me kia mila, *’ KUCH NAHI ‘* Jo tha kho bethe hasil huwa, *’ KUCH NAHI ‘*

Dard o ghm k siwa ishq me

Dard o ghm k siwa ishq me kia mila kuch nhi Jo tha kho bethy hasil hoa kuch nhi Main ne likh k bheja

Mere wajood ki jageer usne mangi hai

mere wajood ki jageer usne mangi hai, ajeb khawabo ki tabeer us ne mangi hai, us ki qaid main rehti hon pehle bhi, na

Us ne yeun piyar se tujhe ice

Us ne yeun piyar se tujhe ice cream ke liye invite kiya FRAZ.. Kehne lagi.,, AA HARAAMI KHA BADAMI.

Pathan bus me pori seat par pheal

Pathan bus me pori seat par pheal kar betha tha Stop se ek aadmi cadha aur jaga mange Pathan:oye tere ko pta nahe k

Teacher us ne khudkushi kar li usey

TEACHER: Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li Usey KHUDKUSHI krni pari Dono me fark batao? STUDENT: Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha, Dosra SHADI SHUDA tha.

Maine usko salam likh bheja hai

Maine usko salam likh bheja hai Haale dil tamam likh bheja hai Maine pucha tere hont kaise hain Usne ik lafz jaam likh bheja

Potey ne dada ko sex ki goli

Potey ne dada ko sex ki goli la kr di or kaha: Dada g agr mza aye to suba mere takiye k neche 100rupy