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Urdu SMS Messages

Ans pata hy tu btao 1 jb

Ans pata Hy Tu btao! 1-Jb Hazrat Bilal Aazan deny k liye Khana’Kahba ki chat pe chrhy Tu Unho nE kis Trf mou kr

Teacher ek essa sentence btao jis

Teacher: Ek essa sentence btao jis main Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi, aur English ka sahi use hua ho! Sardar: ‘Ishq di gali vich NO ENTRY!’

1khushk sali ziada khaternak hai ya sirf

1.Khushk sali ziada khaternak hai ya sirf sali? 2.Shohr ki zindgi pehlay khatam hoti hai ya BV ki fermaishin? 3.Maa ki dua ko jannat

Teacher he give me 14 and 15

Teacher: He give me 14 and 15 rupees, esko urdu mein translate karo? Girl sharmate hue: Us ne mujhey choda aur pandra rupey diye…..!.

Mht ka ha urdu ne kaha

MØHÅßßÅT kìa haì…? Urdu ne kaha: bewafao ka khel hy. Maths ne kaha: khushì+gham. ìslamìyat ne kaha: 1 ìbadat hy. Geography ne kaha: dìlon

what is love or pyar kia

-What is love- Or Pyar Kia Hai? English Ne Kaha: (love is life) Urdu Ne Kaha: (Mohbat Zndgi Hai) Maths Ne Kaha: (Gham+Khushi=Mohabat) Islamiat

Urdu bhi kesi ajeeb zuban hai

Urdu bhi kesi ajeeb zuban hai..!! Agar Ghari kharab ho to kehte hain k ‘BAND’ hai! Aur agar Larki kharab ho to kehte hain

Uqaab nami ghora jis ko saif bin

UQAAB Nami Ghora jis ko ‘Saif Bin Zee Yazn’ ny MOLA RASOOL E KHUDA Saww Ko bheja ta, Yehi Woh Ghora tha jis py

Urdu ki pehli book1947 alifannar bybakry pypankha

Urdu Ki Pehli Book…1947 Alif…Annar By….Bakry Py….Pankha . . . . . . . . . . . . Urdu Ki 1st Book 2008.

Future k urdu mahaawry aur un meanings

Future k urdu mahaawry aur un k meanings: *light aa gai = boht khushi ka izhar krna *aj light nai jae g= jhoot bolna

She is kidding sardar translated into

She is kidding. sardar translated into urdu. ‘Woh bachey dey rahi hai.’ 😀

Jo admi hmesha hansta rehta hy us

Jo admi hmesha hansta rehta hy Us admi ko urdu zaban me ‘HAS MUKH’ kehte hen Or Jis ka hansna blkul bnd ho jye

Dekhty hen ap kitny zheen urdu

Dekhty hen ap kitny zheen hen & ‘URDU’ pe aapko kitni mahaarat hasil hai… Anday ki zardi white ‘HOTI’ hai ya ‘HOTA’ hai? Rply

Hallo dear send me sad sms with

hallo dear send me sad sms with urdu writing

Class room me urdu grammar ki class

Class room me Urdu grammar ki class ho rahi thi. Teacher_Anwar ko shadi me dilchaspi nahi hy Is jumle me ‘Anwar’ kya hy Student_HIJRAA.

Phoolon ne amrit ka jaam bheja hai

Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai, In Urdu Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai, Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai, Mubarak

Umero bin saeed k naam imam hussain

Umero Bin Saeed k naam Imam Hussain (as) ka Jawabi Khatt. Jo shaks Allah or Os k Rasool (saww) k Ahkaam ki Tableegh men

Suna hai ap bahut dimag wale ho

Suna Hai Ap Bahut Dimag Wale Ho! to in 5 ke naam urdu me batain.? 1. ambulance 2. tube light 3. mobile 4. x-ray

Wikkilearks ne zubaida apa ka raz fash

*~WikkiLearks’ Ne zubaida: apa ka Raz fash kar dia. ‘WikkiLearks’ ne Inkhasaf kia ha K zubaida: apa urdu ßazar se 55 ropeey ki kitabe

Suna hay aap baht dimgh waly ho

Suna Hay Aap Bahøt Dimägh Waly Ho! to in 5 k Naam urdu me batayen.! 1. Ambulance 2. Tube light 3. Mobile 4. X-ray

Jo mard hamesha hansta rehta hai us

Jo mard Hamesha Hansta Rehta Hai Us mard Ko urdu zaban me ‘HANS MUKH’ Kehte Hen Or Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho jaye

Urdu pushto or chinese sher k baad

Urdu, Pushto Or Chinese Sher K Baad Ab Ek Hindi Sher Chintit Hun Ma K Is Prem Ma Kitni Durghatna Hy FARAZ. Is Chinta

The pure urdu name for condom

The pure Urdu name for condom: Ghilaaf-e-auzaar-e-mazaa-e-mohabbat -e- bandish-e-izaafaa-e-nasal. Kuch tamiz seekh lo. Gubbaara gubbaara karte rehte ho.

Urdu ki book mein likha hai

URDU KI BooK MEIN LIKHA HAI.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BAWAQOOF . . .

We have following categories full indian

We Have following Categories Full indian pakistani english sexy movies Baap Beti Sexy Stories,Behan Bhai Sexy Stories,Bhabhi Sexy Stories,Chachi Sexy Stories,English Sexy Stories,Hindi Sexy

Urdu me 2 ka table naye dilchasp

Urdu me ‘2 ka Table’ Naye Dilchasp Andaz me . 2 ikum 2 Zardari Bijli do . 2 Duni 4 Sab Tumse Bezaar .

Islamabad airport pr pia ki flight

Islamabad airport pr PIA ki Flight no.9 K plane Ki Seat no.52 Pr Baithay Passanger K sath Mai Khari Air hostes K Boyfrnd K

Pctip agr apko computer main urdu

‘PcTip: Agr apko computer main urdu word ya aur kese symble ki zarorat ho to goto start = run type: ‘charmap’ Hit Enter. Enjoy.

Suna haa aap boht zaheen ho

Suna Haa Aap Boht Zaheen Ho!! To in 5 k naam URDU me batao?? 1. Ambulance! 2. Tube light! 3. Mobile! 4. X-ray! 5.

Bohat ho gayi urdu english sindhi

Bohat ho gayi urdu, english & sindhi shairy. Ab zara chinese sher ho jae. Q k ab 2013 say hamary Pakistan me bhe chinese

Allah ny ahl e zameen ko 2 hisso men

Allah ny Ahl-E-Zameen ko 2 Hisso men Taqseem kia or Mujhy Achy Hissy men rakha, Phir iss Hissy ko mazeed 3 Hisso men Taqseem

Pakistan ki nojwan nasal k bigrne wja

Pakistan ki nojwan nasal k bigrne ki wja? . . Mobile?? Media? Internet? nhi Matric ki Urdu Ghazlen 😉 Ache se Ache Bache ko

Angraiz urdu me darwaza kholne ko kese

Angraiz urdu me darwaza kholne ko kese kahey ga? . . Don’t know? Ok, Main btata hoon ‘THERE WAS A COLD DAY’ Isko taiz

1 zoo me ek tota english

1 Zoo me ek Tota English, Urdu or Punjabi bol sakta tha. ek admi ne 3 zubaney check karney ke liye us se pucha:

Teri is bat sy toota ha mere

Teri is bat sy toota ha mere dil ka kanch. Zra Ghoor farmay. Teri is bat sy toota ha mere dil ka kanch. Tera

4 mukhtalf mazahib k mulk india israel

4 Mukhtalf MazahIb k Mulk India Israel England America Hmre Watan ko torne k lye 1 ho gye hn to kia HUM Urdu Sindhi

A fact written by a great urdu

A fact written by a great urdu writer! ‘Zindgi ki Uljhan’en Shararton ko Km kr deti hain Or Hm Smjhte hain k Hm Baray

Teacher batao k quick quicker quickest forms

Teacher: Batao k quick, quicker quickest forms ko urdu mein kese kahen ge? Student: Bhaag, Abay Bhaag, Bhaag teri maa ki…….!!:D

Urdu adab lakhnow me 2 bachay larh

Urdu Adab Lakhnow me 2 bachay larh rahay thay 1st: dekhiye agr ap hmari baat nhi manenge to hum ap k walid-e-muhtaram ki shan

Larki k gaal pr gulaab maarny ka

‘Larki k Gaal pr Gulaab maarny ka response’ Englsh girl: U r 2 naughty sweet heart Urdu girl: Nhi kro na Jan Punjabi girl:

Teacher ek aisa sentence batao jis mein

TEACHER: Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho … . … . . . .

English medium schools me parhny waly bachon

English Medium Schools me Parhny waly Bachon k lie Pesh hy Urdu me 2 ka Table Naye Dilchasp Andaz me.! ‘2 Ka Pahara’ 2

Nice saying by a urdu writer

Nice saying by a urdu writer ‘Dosti Ki Rassi Kamzor Tab Hoti Hy Jab Insaan Ghalat Fehmi Main Paida Hony Waly Sawalon Ka Jawaab

Teacher your son is failsee his report

Teacher: Your son is fail.See his report Eng-20 Math-15 Urdu-18 Bio-17 Total-70 Pathan: TOTAL me to kamal kr diya Is subject ki to tution

Question kia allah miya kehna jaaiz

Question : kia ALLAH MIYA kehna jaaiz hai? Answer: lafz’MIYA’ K Urdu mei 3 meangs nikalte hen. 1.SHOHAR 2.DALAL 3.SARTAAJ aur ALLAH K liye

turkish words to express feelings about a

;-)TURKISH words to express feelings about a person u don’t Like: Änìmäk Lìläz Ättùk §oöhñam Iradraz U may also use them in Urdu Just

Urdu ki kitab me likha hai

Urdu ki kitab me likha hai . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Teacher urdu mein translate karo dear look

Teacher: urdu mein translate karo, ‘Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful’ Student: ‘jani !!! Bacchi to dakh … Tabahi hy tabahi….;-):-D

Teacher he gave me 14 and 15

Teacher: He gave me 14 and 15 rupees, is ko urdu me translate karo? Girl Sharmatay huay: Uss nay mujhe choda aur pandra rupey

1 zoo mein touta 3 zabanye janta

1 zoo mein 1 touta 3 zabanye janta tha, (English, Urdu or Punjabi).. 1 Admi imtahan lene k liye:- Admi:- Who are you..? Touta:-

Urdu muni badnam hue darling tere lye

URDU: Muni badnam hue darling tere lye PASHTO: Muni Zalila Suwa janan ista da para. SINDHI: Muni jo munh.kaaro thio ada tuhnjay laae BALOCHI:

Urdu adab lakhnow me 2

Urdu Adab ..! Lakhnow me 2 bachey lar rahe thay.. 1st: dekhiye agr ap hmari bat nhi mane ge to hm ap k walid-e-muhtaram

Student to maths teacher sir english teacher

STUDENT TO MATHS TEACHER: Sir English Teacher English Main ßaat karta Hon Urdu Teacher Urdu Main Arabi Teacher Arabi Main Tu Aap Maths Main

Mht ka ha urdu ne kaha

MØHÅßßÅT kìa haì…? Urdu ne kaha: bewafao ka khel hy. Maths ne kaha: khushì+gham. ìslamìyat ne kaha: 1 ìbadat hy. Geography ne kaha: dìlon

Punjbi or urdu mein fark urduabi

Punjbi Or URDU mein fark. Urdu.abi apko theek krta hun. PUNJABI.deina mein teri pain nu Lun. URDU .Yeh sab kisne kiya?= PUNJABI.Ay kine maa

Challenge for you dunya ki 4 aisi

Challenge For You… Dunya ki 4 aisi Countries k Naam bataen Jinko urdu main likhtay waqt Nuqta nahi lagatay….

Teri nafraton ko pyar ki khubu bna

teri nafraton ko pyar ki khubu bna deta mere bs me agr hota tjhy urdu sikha dyta

Hi good morning uth gaye ho na

Hi Good Morning…!!! Uth gaye ho na (In Urdu) Hi Good Morning…!!! Uth gaye ho na? Arz hai,Chai ke pyale se uthte dhue mein

Kajal si khamosh raaton mein bhi in

Kajal si khamosh raaton mein bhi, In URDU Kajal si khamosh raaton mein bhi, Dil mein roshni jagmagane lagti hai…Jab aap jaise pyara dost

Mai tujse ek armaan mangta hun in

mai tujse ek armaan mangta hun, (In Urdu) mai tujse ek armaan mangta hun,tujse apni jaan mangta hun,tu so jayegi mobile off karke isliye

Aik angrez pakistan aya urdu seekhne jab

Aik angrez pakistan aya urdu seekhne jab janay laga to logo ne pucha k aap ne pakistan mai kya bolna seekha.. Angrez ne kaha..

Dear user last week we uploaded new

Dear User Last week we uploaded new interesting books & novels.Read & enjoy. www.urdurasala.com is a popular website of Urdu novels & stories on

1 angraiz pakistan aya urdu sekhnay kuch

1 Angraiz PAKISTAN aya URDU sekhnay. Kuch arsey baad wo wapas gaya to logo ne kaha k kya sekha? ! ! ! Angraiz ne

An english philosopher says 1 ansu

An English Philosopher says, 1 Ansu, blood k 30 Drops k equal hai , Agr koi ap k liye Rota ha, Its mean, Wo

A friend is one who advise you

A FRIEND IS ONE WHO ADVISE YOU TO STUDY WELL. ; ; ; BUT THE BEST FRIEND IN ONE WHO CALLS YOU FROM THE

Urdu teacher btao ye konsa zamana hai

Urdu TEACHER Btao ye konsa ZAMANA hai? Main Naach raha hon Tum Naach rhe ho Wo Naach rhi he Ham sab Naach rhe hen

Teacher jo ander aane k liye sab

Teacher: Jo Ander Aane K Liye Sab Se Chota Sentence Bole Ga Ussey Gift Mile Ga Eng Child: May I Come In? Urdu Child:

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.! Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.! Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.! Teri photo se to

Urdu translation of nad e ali ajaib e khuda k

Urdu Translation of Nad-e-ALI ‘Ajaib-e- KHUDA k jalwa bardar Hazrat ALI (A.s) ko zra pukaro tu sahi, tum har museebat aur hr bala men

Pathan or sardar on ph hello 221714

Pathan Or sardar sardar on ph: Hello (221714) pathan, Kia??? urdu mai bolo yara. sardar do do ek sath choda? pathan, jao gandu hum

Class room mein urdu grammer ki

Class room mein Urdu Grammer ki class ho rhi thi Teacher: ‘Umer ko aurton mein dil chaspr nhi hai’ is jumly mein ‘Umer’ kya

Sindhi hone ki mushkilaat 1 ghar

SINDHI hone ki mushkilaat.. 1. Ghar me sindhi bolo 2. School me urdu bolo 3.Paper angrezi me hal kero or 4.Mrnay k baad hisab

Ab urdu pashto aur englsh k baad

Ab urdu, pashto aur englsh k baad, faraz paish ha arabic mé. Hàaza ya farazaa, aalu matar pyaza Ya rafeeqa Ya Rafeeqa!!koi sms na

5 sawaln k sahi answer dene per

‘5’ sawalön k sahi Answer dene per apko milega piza..! Challenge. 1.China Kis Mulk Me Hai? 2.14Aug Kis Date Ko Ati Ha? 3.Green Rung

Boy purpose a girl i love u

Boy. Purpose a girl: i love u, and i want to marry with u girl: bhai urdu wich bolo, main unparh hon boy: kuch

Pakstan ki nojwan nasal k bigrne waja

Pakstan ki Nojwan Nasal K Bigrne ki Waja? Mobile?? Media?? Intrnet?? Nahi 10th class ki Urdu ki Ghzlen;-) Achy se Achy Bchy ko Ashiq

Karbla k mainee karbal say mashtaq

KARBLA K MA’INEE : Kar’bal say Mashtaq Drive hy , Kar’bal wo Ghas hy jis par Surkh Rang k Phool Chamakty hain , Aik

Urdu mein tohfa english gift panjabi kya

Urdu Mein ‘Tohfa’ English Mein ‘Gift’ Panjabi Mein kya kehte hain..? Challenge for u just 30 mint only. I am waiting..jwab zror dain chahe

Boy proposed a girl i fell in

Boy Proposed A Girl- I Fell In Love Wid U the Minute I Saw U, Will U Marry Me? Girl- Urdu Bol Meko angreji

Yazeedlaeen tareekh k ayine maen jb

‘Yazeed(Laeen) Tareekh k ayine maen.’ Jb yazeed Lanti Takht pe betha tu es k pehle khutbay k alfaz yeh thay. ‘Na koi Nabi aya