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Train SMS Messages

Reportar khan sb platform pr sb pathan

Reportar. KHAN SB. Platform pr sb Pathan kc mar gae? Pathan. Aik ailan hua k train platform pr aa rhi h, sb ne jan

Knowlege of the week afghanistan wahid

Knowlege of the week. Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis main train nai chalti Dunya main sab se bara school CHICAGO main hai Dunya main

Aik larki train me bethi book parh

Aik Larki Train Me Bethi Book Parh Rhi Thi Book ka Nam Tha ‘THE MAN’ Pechy Pathan Behta Chupky Se Wo Book Parh Rha

2 sardar or unki 1 behan bagair

2 Sardar Or UnKi 1 Behan Bagair Ticket Train Me Ja Rahy Thy.. TT Ne Pakar Lia Or UnKi Behan Ko Le Gaya.. .

Ek train ulatnay ka case adalat me

Ek train ulatnay ka case adalat me tha Train ka driver pathan tha us se pocha k tumne train patri se q utari? Pathan:

Aik sardar chalty train par chur gia

aik sardar chalty train par chur gia logo nay bohat tareef ke sardar g kiya baat ha apkee Sardar nay kaha salu chup karo

Railway officer was taking an interview

Railway officer was taking an interview.. Officer:Tumhe pata chale ke 2 train 1 hi track pe opposite dirction mein aa rahi hain to tum

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the train ruki, khirki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kaha ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE

A girl in a train was reading

‘A girl in a train was reading a book about ‘Men’ It said Italian men are the most charming and pakistani men are the

A girl in a train was reading

A girl in a train was reading a book about ‘Men’ It said Italian men are the most charming and pakistani men are the

Train station pe ruki 1 aadmi

Train station pe ruki 1 Aadmi ne sath baithy Pathan se pocha Konsa station hai? Pathan ne bahir daikha Or bola Lagta hy Railway

Breaking news today ek train cycle

Breaking News: Today Ek Train Cycle Ki Chapet Me aayi.. Train Me sawaar Sabhi Log Maare Gaye.. Cycle Driver ‘RAJNIKANTH’ Farrar..! :pp

train mai ek husband apni wife

*. .Train mai ek husband apni wife se: Tujhse shadi karke pachta raha hun Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun Samnay

prof agr train north sey

*. . .Prof: agr train north sey 300 km ki speed sey chaley or hawa (air) ki speed south sey 500 km ho tou

Train mein 1 machar chinese ke hath

Train mein 1 machar 1 chinese ke hath pe baitha, chinese pakar k kha gaya Phir 1 machar shaikh pe baitha, usne pakar ke

Adalat mein train ulatny ka case chal

Adalat mein Train Ulatny ka Case chal raha tha, Wakeel to sardar Driver: Train kasiy ulati?? Sardar Dtiver:Train k samny 1admi patri pe aa

Aik train station per aa kar ruki

aik train station per aa kar ruki to aik aadmi nay sardar say pucha k yey kon sa station hay. sardar..bahir dekh kar lagta

Jis train me pyari larkaya safar kr

Jis train me pyari pyari larkaya safar kr rahi hon, Us train ko kya kahen gay? ? Socho ? ? ? ? ? It’s

Couple in train girlthere is pain

couple in train girl:there is pain in my hand boy kisses her hand girl:there is pain in my neck boy kisses her neck old

Aik couple honeymoon mana kr wapsi train

Aik Couple Honeymoon Mana kr wapsi train ma bary romantic Mood ma aa raha tha Wife: janu sar ma dard ho raha ha, Husbnd

Own your own successful business do you

…Own Your Own Successful Business! Do you have the drive and determination to succeed? But You are not experienced. NO PROBLEM We will train

Aik train ulatnay ka case adalat mein

Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha. Train ka Driver jo ke Pathan tha, Us se Poocha ke tumne Train Patri se kiu

Train me sex karne k baad bv

Train Me Sex karne k Baad BV Shohar Se Dobara karo Na! Husband: Balance khatam Ho Giya Hy Pass Soye Hoye Musafir Ne Chaddi

Salam ala hazarat rhmatulah alehe 1 bar

Salam Ala hazarat rhmatulah alehe! 1 bar train me ja rahe the . Train raste me statai0n per ruki! Magreb ka wqt ho chuka

1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya

1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya. 1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho? Train aayegi tu mar jao gay! Sardar:Mairy oper se

Deres no gud or bad in

Dere’s no Gud or Bad in dix World But Our preception makes it so …Wh8 ppl call ‘CONGESTION’ in a ‘TRAIN’ Bcums ‘ATMOSPHERE’ in

2 sardar station pohancheticket ly rahy thy

2 sardar station pohancheTicket ly rahy thy k train chal pari dono train k peeche bhage1 sardar sawar ho gaya, logon ne bari tareef

Pathan was waitng 4 train with his

Pathan was waitng 4 train with his wife. Train aai oper likha tha Khybar Mail’ Khan bhag k charh gya or bv sy kaha

A kids luv letter to

A kid’s luv letter! =] To, Pinky. Kg red. Dear pinky, I luv u. My dream i c u. Evrywhere u. U no, i

Train mai ek husband apni wife say

Train mai ek husband apni wife say: ‘tujh say shadi kar k pachta raha hoon.’ ‘dil karta hai tujhe kutttay k aagay daal doon’

Train me mawali bola nashe hoon koi

train me mawali bola: ‘nashe me hoon, koi kotri utarna he’ khan sb: ‘um utare gi, so jao’ mawali: ‘hm mana kre, saman k

A sheikhs son goes to germany for

A Sheikh’s son goes to Germany for study. A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying: ‘ Berlin is wonderful, people

Train me 2 admi safar kar rahe

Train me 2 admi safar kar rahe the. 1st: kahan se arahe ho? 2nd: Lahore se 1st: wahan se to me b araha hun.Lahore

Pathan train ka driver ban gya

Pathan Train Ka Driver Ban Gya Pehli He Bar Train 8 Ghanty Late Ho Gayi Q K Hr Phatak Pr Train Rok Kr Puchta

Teacher 2 student copy pr

Teacher 2 Student : Copy Pr Train Banao Ma 5 mint Me Ati Hun. 10 mint Baad, Teacher: Train Dikhao? Student: Aap Late Hogai

Zindagi mein ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna

‘Zindagi mein ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Zindagi mein ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna

Zindagi mein ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . , .

Sardar in train tt ticket dikhao

Sardar in Train T.T: ‘Ticket dikhao.’ Sardar: ‘Ha Ha, Ae ley’ T.T: Ye to purani Ticket hai. Sardar: ‘Te Mama! Train keri Applied 4

1 girl train se utar kar pathan

1 Girl Train Se Utar Kar 1 Pathan Se Puchti He Ye Konsa Station He Pathan Ne kafi dare Socha Socha Socha Socha Phir

1 train men dako ghus gay or

1 train men Dako ghus gay or sari train loot lee. Girl: papa men ne apni anguthi apni choot men chhupa di thi or

Pathan train k washroom gya wapis aya

Pathan Train k washroom gya wapis aya to Biwi boli, Aapka pajama kese gila hua? Pathan: Wahan likha tha, KHABARDAR! jism ka koi bhi

Dulha dulhan train me jaty huwy surang

Dulha Dulhan Train me jaty huwy surang se guzry: Shohar: Agr pata hota Surang itni lambi hai to koi faaida he utha leta Biwi:

Ek train ke dabby me ek aurat

Ek train ke dabby me ek aurat sawar howi sab seats pe mard bethe te wo kafi dair tk khari rhi phr boli: ‘kesa

1 bcha train se khel raha tha

1 Bcha train se khel raha tha or keh raha tha: ‘Jis KUTTAY ko charna hy charh jae or jis KAMINAY ko utarna hy

Train main wife husband se boli

Train main wife Husband se boli : ‘aaj saturday nite hai kuch karo na…..’ Husband bola : Dekha nahi samne kia likha hai ‘Chalti

Reporter pathan sesab kese mar gaye

Reporter Pathan Se;Sab Pathan Kese Mar Gaye? Pathan Elan Hua K Train Platform Per Aa Rahi Hai Sab Ne Jan Bachanay K Liye Patri

Sardar raat bhar train mein neend hi

Sardar: Raat bhar train mein neend hi nahin aayee, Upar ka seat mila tha… Dost: Toh exchange kyun nahin kiya Sardar: Arrey bewakoof, kisse

Dil chahta hai tumse pyari se baat

Dil chahta hai tumse pyari se baat ho, Kamoosh train ho lambi si raat ho, Aur tum se raat bhar yahi meri baat ho,

Sardar i havnt slept all nite in

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y did’nt u exchanged? Sardar: oye, there was

railway job interview officer

*. . .RAILWAY JOB INTERVIEW Officer: Tumhein pata chale k 2 train ek hi track pe aamne samne se aa rahi hain to tum

Train me baraat wapis a rhi thi

Train me baraat wapis a rhi thi. rat ho gai Dulhan: aj hmari suhag raat h ap kuch krte Q nhi Dulha: wo dekho

Life is railway station in which love

Life is railway station in which love is a train, It will come and go at any time but, friendship is the track that

Sardar i havent slept all nite in

Sardar I haven’t slept all nite in the train. Friend : Why Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend why did you not changed Sardar :Oye,

Kotri train me mawali bola nashe

kotri ‘train me mawali bola: ‘nashe me hoon, koi kotri utarna he’ khan sb: ‘um utare gi, so jao’ mawali: ‘hm mana kre, saman

Tum bijli paani or train ko rotey

Tum Bijli, Paani or Train ko Rotey ho Faraz, Is Mulk mai to Toofaan bhi time per nahi aatey Ab Bharosaa Karen, to karen

Neither a wise nor brave man lies

Neither a wise nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run

Ek trai ulatnay ka case adalat me

Ek trai ulatnay ka case Adalat me tha. Train ka driver jo k ‘phatan’ tha us se pucha k tum ne train patri se

Life is a train and we all

life is a train and we all pessangers. Kisi ka station zara pehly aa jata hy aur kisi ka baad mein, Hum log milty

Agar aap bus train plane ya kahin

Agar Aap Bus, Train, Plane Ya Kahin Se Bhi Aa Ya Jaa Rahe Ho Aur Kisi Mahila Ke Haath Mai Phool, Dhaga, Chain Ya

In a train compartment husband darling mujhe

In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko

Sardar i havent slept all night in

Sardar: I have’nt slept all night in the train. Friend: why? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: why did’nt you exchnged the birth? Sardar: oye,

Sardar travelling in train tc ticket

Sardar travelling in Train… TC: Ticket dikhao… Sardar: Yeh lo… TC: Yeh to purani hai…! Sardar: To Train kaunsi nayi hai?

Sardar was travelling in train a

Sardar was travelling in train, A woman sat on his son’s berth & didn’t getup… Sardar shouted: “THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO

Once amitabh bachchan and pran were travelling

Once Amitabh Bachchan and Pran were travelling in a train and were engaged in a good gossip for the entire journey. A station came

Train chal pari the 2 pathan bari

Train chal pari the 2 Pathan bari taizi se bhagte huy aa rahe the Aik ne himat ki or taiz dor kr train ko

Policeman or fauji ek sath train mai

policeman or fauji ek sath train mai safar kr rhe the. Plcman. Aap chuti pe jarahe ho? Foji. Haan wife ki delivery hai. Plcmn.

Ek murgha murgi k peche bhag raha

Ek Murgha Murgi k peche bhag raha tha k Train Accident se murgi mar gai.To murga udas ho ker bola: MARHOOMA Bohat NAIK thi

Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha

Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha Kisi ne pocha kese jala? Admi bola: Wife maikey ja rahi the usko chorne station gaya tha

Girl in train can i sit here

Girl (in train): Can i sit here.? . Boy: Its all urs . Girl: Can i take some water.? . Boy: My pleasure .