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to-aaj SMS Messages

Wife darling kuch saal pehly mera figure

Wife: Darling! Kuch Saal Pehly mera Figure COKE Bottle jesa Tha na? Husband: Figure To Aaj B Coke jesa Hi hy Pehly 15 wali

suna hai gair ki mehfil

*. . .Suna hai gair ki Mehfil main ab tum na jaao ge., Kaho to Aaj saja loon gareeb khaane ko. . .*

Hum to aaj bhi aap ko usi

Hum to Aaj Bhi Aap Ko Usi Tarah CHAHATEIN Hain,, ***ANMOL*** Jaise Sookha Huwa Darkhat Barish Ka Talabgar Hota He.. _.-” ANMOL RAHI.1 ”-._

Main nain to aaj tak coca cola

main nain to aaj tak coca cola ko haath nahi lagaya faraz phir bhi toilet main jata hoon to awaz ati hai brrrrrrrrr…

Girty rahe log hasratoon ki khatiragr ishq e khuda

Girty Rahe Log Hasratoon Ki Khatir, Agr Ishq-e-KHUDA Mein Giry Hote To Aaj Mykhano Ki Jaga Masjiden Abaad Hotie..!!

Hum to aaj bhi usko ussi tarah

hum to aaj bhi usko ussi tarah chahtay hain, jaisay sokha hua darkhat barish ka talabgaar hota hai…!!

Hum to aaj bhi apne dosto ko

Hum To Aaj BHi Apne Dosto Ko Ussi TaraH CHaHte Hain…! Faraz Jaisey SukHa Huwa DarakHt BarisH Ka Talabgaar Hota Hai.

Kaash us kay dil main hamaray liye

kaash us kay dil main hamaray liye koi jagah hoti fraz to aaj hum parindoo ky tarah bay ghar na hotay

Tohfa e meraj shab e meraj allah azzawajal

TOHFA-E-MERAJ Shab e Meraj ALLAH Azzawajal ne Apne Mehboob Nabi SalLalLaho Aalehi waALehi waSalam ko Apni Ummat k Liye 5 Namazo ka Tohfa Ata

Agr namaz parhne k bhi pesay mila

Agr NAMAZ Parhne K Bhi Pesay Mila Karty, To Aaj Hm sb 5 waqt k Namazi Hoty Yaqin Nhi Rha Ksi Bhi Musalman Ko

Yaha koi b nhi aitbar k qabil

Yaha Koi B Nhi Aitbar K Qabil’ Meri Bat Ka Magr Aitbar Kr Lena Hisab Agar Karna Ho K Yad Karty Hy Apko Kitna?

Aaj dekh ke aaine me insan khudse

AAJ DEKH KE AAINE ME INSAN, KHUDSE NAZRE BHI NA MILA PATA HAI, ARE!! PHIR BHUL GAYA ME YE KE AB TO PAISON SE

Tu mujhe mohabaat ki aisi kitab de

Tu Mujhe Mohabaat Ki Aisi Kitab De De Jo Ishq K Saare Sawalo Ka Jawab De De Ae Khuda Mujko Agar Kuch Dena Hi

Sabse chhupa kar jo wo dard muskura

Sabse chhupa kar jo wo dard muskura diya, Usiki hansi ne to aaj mujhe rula diya, Lehje se uth raha tha har ek dard

Roonay se baddal jatey agar halaat faraz

RoOnay Se BaddaL Jatey Agar Halaat Faraz To Aaj Duniya Main Hum B Khush Naseeb Hotay…!!!!

Kyun rote ho is bewafa dunia mein

‘Kyun Rote Ho is Bewafa Dunia Mein’,, ‘~ FARAZ~’ ‘Ansoun Se Taqdeer Badalti To Aaj Mera Bhi koi apna Hota’.:

Q rote ho raat bar us ki

Q Rote ho raat bar us ki yad mai FARAZ Anso sy taqdeer badalti to Aaj wo hamari hoti

Bulaa rahaa hai miraa jaamaa zeb milne ko

bulaa rahaa hai miraa jaamaa-zeb milne ko to aaj pairahan-e-jaaN badal rahaa huuN maiN Ghubaar-e-rahguzar kaa ye hauslaa bhii to dekh havaa-e-taazaa! tire saath

Sitaro tum to so jao pareshan

Sitaro tum to so jao Pareshan raat sari hay Sakoon par marg tari hay Humein to aaj ki shab Pou phate tak jagna ho

Chahat to aaj bhi thi utni un

Chahat to Aaj bhi thi Utni Un k liye, Par Qismat k Haatho Majbur hogye, Dekhi jo Un mai Apne liye Berukhi, Hum Unki

Sardarmujhe shak hy k mri bv ka

Sardar:Mujhe shak hy k mri BV ka Brezer tere bedroom mein hy DOST:Bhabi ne to aaj Brezr pehna hi nahi tha Sardar:SORRY yaar faaltoo

Ye to nahiin ke gam haan

ye to nahii.n ke Gam nahii.n haa.N merii aa.Nkh nam nahii.n tum bhii to tum nahii.n ho aaj ham bhii to aaj ham nahii.n

Kabhi socha hi nahi apni zaat ke

‘Kabhi socha hi nahi apni zaat ke mutaliq, Kaash! Soch laitey to aaj hum tanha na hotey.

Srdar office ko jldi bnd kr k

Srdar office ko jldi bnd kr k ghar Gya wahan usne apni bv ko boss k 7 dekha Wo bhag k office wapis aya

Sab se chupa kar dard jo woh

Sab se chupa kar dard jo woh muskura diya, Us ki hansi ne to aaj mujhe rula diya, Lehje se uth raha tha har

Ajab soorat e haal hoti ja rahi hai raat

Ajab Soorat-E-Haal Hoti Ja Rahi Hai Raat k Bad Raat Hoti Ja Rahi Hai, Wo To Ab Bhi Mukamal Hai Pathar ki Tarah Reza

Tum ney to thukra diya haal e gharibi dekh

Tum ney to thukra diya Haal-e-gharibi dekh kr!!! Hum to aaj anmol hain Ishq k Bazaar MEin…..!!

Main ne to aaj tak coca cola

Main ne to Aaj tak Coca Cola nahi Pee Faraz, Magar… Jab Toilet Jata hoon to Aawaz aati hai Brrrrrrrrrrrrr….

Har zamane me ishq ne apne roop

Har Zamane Me Ishq Ne Apne Roop Badle.. Nahi Milta Yaha Pyar Wafaa Ke Badle Khuda To Aaj Bhi Wahi Hai.. Najane Khuda Ke

Bas ab to eid k kapron ki

Bas ab to eid k kapron ki fikar lagi hui he ‘Faraz’ jutiyon ka bndobast to aaj jumy me ho gaya hai. O0 tere

Tum to aaj doctor ke dost pathan

Tum to aaj doctor ke Dost pathan se: ‘tum to aaj doctor ke pas janay walay thay, kyon nahin gay?’ Pathan: ‘yara ham kal

Kia aap jantay hain valentines day hai

kia aap jantay hain Valentine’s Day kia hai…? Ager nhi jantay to aaj suba 10 bajy Insha Allah ham batain ge apko to phir

Galli main dard ke purze talash karti

Galli Main Dard Ke Purze Talash Karti Thi Mere Khatoot ke Tukrre Talash Karti Thi Bholaye Kon Azeeat Pasandiyan Usski Khushi Ke Dhair Main

Koi saahat ek pal rafaaqat ka

Koi Saahat, Koi Ek Pal, Rafaaqat Ka Koi Lamha, Tumhare Naam Kar Doon, Mahekti Subha Ka Aanchal, Ya Saansoon Mein Basi Khushboo, Koi Khush

Agar apko check karna hai kay apki

agar apko check karna hai kay apki girl friend pehle se chudi huwi hai ya nahi to sex kay waqt ek tattay ko red

Kyoun rote ho us ki yaad main

Kyoun Rote Ho Us Ki Yaad Main’ ~TANHA~’ Ansoun Se Taqdeer Badalti To Aaj Wo Mera Hota….?

Us se kaho mere wajood me wafa

US SE KAHO Mere wajood me wafa ki Roshni utaar dy, Phir itna pyar dy k Mujhy chahaton me maar dy, Bohat udaas tha…!

Jeene ka raaz meine mohabbat main paa

Jeene ka raaz meine mohabbat main paa liya Jiss ka bhi gham houa ousse apna banaa liya Tum gham ka bojh ro ke bhi

Kaash surat aap ki itni pyari na

kaash surat aap ki itni pyari na hoti , kash aapse mulakat humari na hoti , sapno mein hi dekh lete aapko to aaj