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What is love jub maa matha

what is love ? jub maa matha choom k kehti hai ‘jity raho beta’. jub baap har us waqt intezar krta hai jub jub

Bus aa jao kahin wo mile

BUS AA JAO Kahin wo mile to usay kehna K aa jao, aa jao k koi shiddat se,Barri muddat se, Barri muhabat se Tmhara

Boht khamosh logo se bht uljha nhi

Boht khamosh logo se, Bht uljha nhi krty, Jo dil ko rog lag jaen, Wo phr suljha nhi krty, Chalo tm keh rhy ho,

Kaseelay khanjar utarta ho k wo jo

Kaseelay Khanjar Utarta Ho K Wo Jo Dil Phaink-o-Bewafa Hai K Wo Sab Par Fareeqta Hai K Wo jo Pardes ja Basa Hai Tmhain

Bohat khamosh logo se bht uljha nhi

Bohat khamosh logo se, Bht uljha nhi krte, Jo dil ko rog lag jaen, Wo phr suljha nhi krte, Chalo tm keh rahe ho

Jis din tmhara wafadaar dost tum ko

JiS din tmhara wafadaar dost tum ko chor k chala jae Samaj lo wo din tumharay liye aadhi qayamat k brabar hai. Hazrat Ali

Tanhayon se hath milaae ak zamana beet

Tanhayon se hath milaae ak zamana beet gya, pat_jhar rut ko pas bulae ak zamana beet gaya, Aj hi me sb baten man k

Dulha tmhara shadi sy pehly koi boyfrnd

Dulha: Tmhara Shadi sy pehly koi boyfrnd tha..? Dulhan silent…. Dulha chila k: Mai is khamoshi ko kya samjhun..? Dulhan: Tauba hy…. Gin to

Hazrat ali radiy allah taala anho ne

‘Hazrat Ali Radiy Allah ta’ala Anho ne Irshad frmaya: ‘Ay logo! Ilim k sar chashmy, Rat k charagh(yani raton ko jag kr Ilim hasil

Jo pholun se ziada haseen lag rhe

Jo pholun se ziada haseen lag rhe hen. Wo dil k buht hi qreen lag rhe hn. Jo zre tre paon me aa chuke

Bht yad ane lage ho bichardna to

bht yad ane lage ho bichardna to milne se bardh kr tmhain mere nazdeek lane laga hey main hr waqt khud ko tumhare haseen

Shreef larky ki girlfriend romantic mood mein

Shreef larky ki GirlFriend romantic mood mein: Ghar pe koi nahi hay Aa jao Larka: Tum humare ghar aajao humare ghar mein sab log

Na chaho kisi ko itna k

na chaho kisi ko itna k chahat tmhari majbori bn jye chahokisi ko itna k tmhara pyar uske lye zarori bn jye.

Jb b kbi andheri ghulti hai faraz

Jb b kbi ANDHERI ghulti hai FARAZ mujhy yaad aa jata hai tmhara SHAAPR k GHUBARAY bnana HAPPY ANDHERY

Tum laakh chupao seeny main ehsaas hmari

tum laakh chupao seeny main ehsaas hmari chaht ka dil jab bhi tmhara dherka hai awaz yahan tk aai hai

Nabi kareem said allah ki qasam

NABI KAREEM said ALLAH ki qasam mujh par tmhara khosho or tmhara roko,posheeda nahi ha or bayshak ma tumko apni peeth k pichay b

Apne gareeb baba ki beti tumhari hai

Apne Gareeb Baba Ki Beti Tumhari Hai Zindagi Tmhari Hai, Har Khushi Tmhari Hai, Yeh To Tae Hwa Jaanan! Apne Gareeb Baba Ki Beti

Boy friend janu me tmhara mobile

Boy friend : Janu Me Tmhara Mobile Dekh Skta Hon? Girl friend : Han Janu Q Nhi, Just A Minute .*Delete* *Delete* *Delete* Ye

Husband darling tumhara dil nai chahta k

Husband: darling tumhara dil nai chahta k kash tum mard hoti?! Wife: Q aj tmhara chudwane ko dil kr rha hai.?

Khoob naam e muhammadsaw hai ae momino jis

Khoob Naam-E-MUHAMMAD(S.A.W) Hai Ae Momino Jis ME Nuqta Bhi RAB Ko Gawara Nhi Khud RAB Ne NABI(S.A.W) Ko Ye Farma Dia Jo Tmhara Nhi

Kabhi damaan palkain bhegona kis ko kehte

KABHI DAMAAN KABHI PALKAIN BHEGONA KIS KO KEHTE HAIN kISE MAZLOOM SE POUCHO K RONA KIS KO KEHTE HAIN, KABHI MERE JAGHA KHOD KO

Kahin wo mily to usy kehna

Kahin wo mily to usy kehna K Lot aao, Lot aao k koi shidat se, Bari mudat se, Bari muhabat se tmhara intzar kr

wo baad e shaam tha usko

*’* Wo Baad E Shaam Tha Usko Guz Hi Jana Tha, Gul E Umeed Khila Tha Bikhar Hi Jana Tha, *’* Zamin Ka Rizq

Choti c love story ek dada

CHOTI C LOVE STORY! Ek Dada or dadi ne, apni jawani k dino ko phir se yaad kr k manane ka socha, unho ne

husband darling tumhara dil nai

*. . .Husband: darling tumhara dil nai chahta k kash tum mard hoti?! Wife: Q aj tmhara chudwane ko dil kr rha hai.?:-) 😀

Chalo ik nazm likhte hain ksi ke

Chalo ik nazm likhte hain Ksi ke naam karte hain Magr ye sochna hy ab K us me zikr kis ka ho K us

Kaha us ne bharosa dil pe etna

Kaha us ne bharosa Dil pe etna nahi krteY..! kaha mene Muhbt me kabi socha nai krteY..! kaha us ne khush rang duniya k

Boht khamosh logon sy uljha nahi

BOHT KHAMOSH LOGON SY BOHT ULJHA NAHI KARTY JO DIL DO ROG LG JAEN WO PHR SULJHA NAHI KARTY CHALO TM KEH REHY HO

Pathan yara abi tmhara ami ka

Pathan : yara abi tmhara ami ka khansi kesa hy? Friend : band hogai hy magar sans ruk ruk k arahi hy. Pathan :

Tmhari un kehi batein tmhari ghazlein jb

Tmhari un-kehi batein tmhari un-kehi ghazlein, Jb bhi Mai gun-gunata hoon, Tm aksr yaad aaty ho, Tmhara wo bichar jana,bichar k phr sy mil

Muhabbat hy mujhy apni tenhai se jo

muhabbat hy. mujhy apni tenhai se jo mujhy teri yaad k kareeb karti ha muhabbat hy. mujhy us khuwab se jo sirf tmhen dekha

Mohbt ne dosti se pocha

Mohbt ne dosti se pocha, . ‘Mere hotey howy tmhara kya kam’? Dosti ne jwab dia.. ‘Me un labon ki muskrahat hon jin ki

principal of life apne allah

*”’*: Principal of *: Life Apne “ALLAH” ko mat batao k tmhari mushkil kitni bari hai, Balkey apni mushkil ko batao k tmhara “ALLAH”

Yahan khamosh nzron ka nzara kon bnta

Yahan khamosh nzron ka nzara kon bnta hai, boht gehre samndr ka kinara kon bnta hai.. chalo hum dekhte hain khd ko ab barbad

Hum n rhe ankho m anso bharna

Hum N Rhe Ankho M Anso N Bharna Is Dil P Hai Naam Tmhara Ye Yaken Rkhna Hm H Tere Sath Tm Hamraah Ho

Aj halke barish the sard hawa

Aj halke halke barish the….. Aj sard hawa ka raqs b tha…. Aj phool b nikhry nikhry thy…. Aj un me tmhara aqs b

Dost ki koi bat buri lge to

DOST ki koi ‘BAT’ buri lge to khamosh ho jao. Agr wo ‘DOST’ hy to samj jae ga OR agar na smjhe to tm

Allah se hamesha wo talab karo jo

ALLAH se hamesha WO talab karo’ jo tmhry haq mai behtar ho’ NA k wo jo tm chahty ho’ HO sakta hi k tmhari

Yahan khamosh nazron ka nazara kon banta

Yahan khamosh nazron ka nazara kon banta hai, Bht gehray samandar ka kinara kon banta hai, Chalo hum dekhtay hain khud ko ab barbad

Hadees jb tm wuzu kro to bismillahi

Hadees: Jb tm wuzu kro to BISMILLAHI WAL-HAMDULILLAH keh lya kro jb tk tmhara wuzu baqi rahega tmhare frishty tumhare lye nekyan likhte rahenge

Hadees jb tm wuzu kro to bismillahi

Hadees: Jb tm wuzu kro to BISMILLAHI WAL-HAMDULILLAH keh lya kro jb tk tmhara wuzu baqi rahega tmhare frishty tumhare lye nekyan likhte rahenge

Rehta hy pehron zikr tmhara tabeeb se

Rehta Hy Pehron Zikr Tmhara, Tabeeb Se., Goya Tumhari Yaad Hi, Mera Elaaj Hai. . .*)

Nahi acha faqat koi ishaara saaf keh

Nahi acha faqat koi ishaara saaf keh do na, Kahan tk sath do gay tum hmara, saaf keh do na, Judai ki tarha drya

Tumhare aane ki ik aahat si hoti

‘Tumhare Aane Ki Ik Aahat Si Hoti Hy, Na Jane Kyun Dil Mein Halchal Si Hoti Hy’ ‘Tumhe Dekhne Ko Jee To Chahta Hy

Jisy ehsas kehty hain wohi to

JISY EHSAS KEHTY HAIN WOHI TO PYAR HOTA HAY TMHARA DIL JO DUKHTA HAY HMAIN BHI DARD HOTA HAY TMHAIN MILTI HAIN JAB KHUSHIYAN

Sath to ek pal ka tha phr

Sath to ek pal ka tha phr q mujhe yaad aate ho tm? Aks ki trha mere dil pe q chha Jate ho tum!

ashk apna k tmhara nhi dekha

*’* Ashk Apna K Tmhara Nhi Dekha Jata, Abr Ki Zad M Sitara Nhi Dekha Jata, *’* Apni Sheh Rag Ka Lahu Tan M

Tmhara farz hai dalna tmhra haq acha

Tmhara farz hai dalna Tmhra Haq hai dalna Acha lge to dalo Bhrosa hoto dalo Jaha mrzi dalo Jsko mrzi dalo 0rat ko dalo

Pathan office sa wapis araha tha rastay

pathan office sa wapis araha tha rastay main 1 larka milla usne pathan ko kaha tmhara biwi kisi shadi main nach rhi hai. pathan

Is gulshan hasti men logo tm

Is gulshan hasti men logo Tm phool bano ya khar bano Dunya men rasty 2hi hen! Ik kufar ka.ik islam ka hai ya kufar

Shohar gusy main bv sy bola mera

Shohar gusy main bv sy bola. Mera g chata hy ka tmhara khoon pi jaon.bv pyar se boli.to pehlay batana tha na 7 din

Tum ne haq o batil main farq

‘Tum Ne HAQ o BATIL Main Farq Na Kr K Apne Aamal Ko Tabaah Kr Dia Hai, Tmhara Emaan Dikhawa Hai, Tm Sirf Inqalabi

Wife aaj koi aesi baat kaho

Wife: Aaj koi aesi baat kaho jis sy dil khush bhi hojaye or jal bhi jaye? Husband: tumhari sb frnd’z me sb se accha

1 engineer mba student or zubeda aapa

1 ENGINEER, 1 MBA student or ZUBEDA AAPA kashti me ja rahe thy, k JIN agaya or bola: ‘samandar me koi chez phenko, agar

Nahi acha faqat koi ishaara saaf keh

Nahi acha faqat koi ishaara saaf keh 2 na, Kahan tk sath do gay tum hmara, saaf keh 2 na, Judai ki tarha drya

Tmhare aane ki ikaahat si hoti hai

=Tmhare Aane Ki Ik…Aahat Si Hoti Hai, =Na Jane Kyün Dil Me…HaLchaL Si Hoti Hai, =Tümhe Dekhne Ko…Jee To Chahta He Mgr…! =Tumhari Aankhon

Tmhari un kehi batein tmhari ghazlein jb

Tmhari un-kehi batein tmhari un-kehi ghazlein, Jb bhi Mai gun-gunata hoon, Tm aksr yaad aaty ho, Tmhara wo bichar jana,bichar k phr sy mil

Tumhare wastay jitni duaen soch rakhi

Tumhare Wastay Jitni Duae’n Soch Rakhi Hyn, Agar Likhna Unhe’n Chaho’n.. Bari Hi Mukhtasir Mata-E-Zindagi Mehsos Hoti Hy, So Do (2) Misro’n Mein Mere

Ghazal nigahaon se khenchi tasver mene

_GHAZAL_ ‘Nigahaon se khenchi tasver mene, zra apni tasver a kr to dekho. ‘smjhdar ko hi ye kafi Eshara, smjh len ge khud gair

Cid crime scene lady rahul mera

C.I.D CRIME SCENE LADY: Rahul mEra Bhai tha DAYA: Kya Rahul Tmhara Bhai tha? LADY: Ha.. Rahul mEra Bhai tha ACP: Rahul Such mE

Tmhara khat mila jana wo jis mai

tmhara khat mila jana wo jis mai tm ne pocha hey k ab halat kese hain? mere din rat kese hain? mehrbani tumhari hey

Pathanapney bhai se tum hamara shadi

Pathan_apney bhai se: tum hamarA shadi par kya khaas kam krE gA? bhai_Hum tmhara shadi par hawai firing nahI balke khud kush dhamaka karega.

Kaseelay khanjar utarta ho k wo jo

Kaseelay Khanjar Utarta Ho K Wo Jo Dil Phaink-o-Bewafa Hai K Wo Sab Par Fareeqta Hai K Wo jo Pardes ja Basa Hai Tmhain

Gazal talluq tot jaega mera sary

~~~~’Gazal’~~~~ Talluq tot jaega mera sary zmany se, Mere apny khafa honge tmhen apna banany se. Tmhary sath rehny se muje tasken milti thi,

Ker tukry hazar dil ky naam tumhara

Ker Tukry Hazar Dil ky naam tumhara hy, humare nasoo mein khoon ke jga jam tmhara hy, es qadar tujse Sahil muhbat krta hy,

Pyar pyar wo hai jab maa matha

(PYAR) Pyar wo hai Jab maa matha chume Pyar wo hai k ABBU har us wqt intzar kren jab ghar dair se loto Pyar

Boy kya mai tmhara mobile dekh skta

Boy: Kya Mai tmhara mobile dekh skta hu? Girl: Han kiun nahi ik mint. *Inbox all Marked & deleted. Sent item all Marked &

Wo bi din tha ek pal na

Wo Bi Din tha,, Ek Pal Na Guzarta Tmhara Hamare Siwa,,, *’ ‘JAWAID ‘ ‘*= Yeh Bi Din Hai Ek Pal Nahi Milta Tumhen

Hum ko kahaan yaad hai ab naam

Hum ko kahaan yaad hai ab naam tmhara dost jo tere liay bnay thay wohi hain sanam awara.

Sab anbiyaas nay jhoty kany dajal say

‘Sab anbiya(AS) nay jhoty kany (dajal) say apni qom ko daraya.wo kana ho ga & tmhara RAB kana nahi. uski dono ankhon ka darmiyan

Tmhe main bhool jaon ga magr wada

tmhe main bhool jaon ga magr ‘wada’ nahi karta hamesha muskurao ga magr ‘wada’ nahi karta tmhari her nishani ko main darya main baha

Yeh lehja yeh aadawat tarz e mohabat

Yeh Lehja, yeh Aadawat yeh Tarz -E Mohabat Tmhara. .. ‘Mohsin’ Samajh paon to Bikhar jaon, Na samjh paon to Ulajh jaon….!

1 sahabi ny hazoor saww se pocha

1 Sahabi ny Hazoor S.A.W.W se pocha Hamey kesy pata chalega k hmari namaz Qabol ho gai? Aap S.A.W.W ny jwab dya Jb Tmhara

Ek admi bahut zyada sochta tha 2nd

EK ADMI BAHUT ZYADA SOCHTA THA. 2nd admi ne us se pocha itna q sochte ho. sochne k liye koi banda rakh lo. 1st:

Is gulshan e hsti mai logo tum phool bano

Is Gulshan-e-Hsti mai logo! Tum phool Bano ya khaar Bano Dunya mai raste 2 hi to hain! Ik kufar ka,ik Islam ka hy, Ya

Great joke of 2011 pathan hmara

Great joke of 2011 Pathan: hmara yaar aaya hai chai to banao, Wife: Mai nahi bana rhi, Pathan Banao jab tmhara yaar aaye ga

Ab tk na samaj paye mera shor e fughaan

Ab tk na samaj paye mera shor-e-fughaan b ,, tm log to parh lety ho ankhon ki zuban b ,, khat is liye shayd

Hadees jb tm wuzu kro to bismillahi

Hadees: Jb tm wuzu kro to BISMILLAHI WAL-HAMDULILLAH keh lya kro jb tk tmhara wuzu baqi rahega tmhare frishty tumhare lye nekyan likhte rahenge

Suno zindgi apni hans k basar krna

SUNO! Zindgi Apni Hans K Basar Krna, Nafraton K Rasty Pr Na Safar Krna SUNO! Wafa Na Ho To Muhbbat Adhori Hai, Mohbbat K

Sardar tmko shrm nhi ati tera bap

Sardar: Tmko shrm nhi Ati Tera Bap Tailor hy or Teri Shirt Phati hy Pathan: Shrm To Tmko nai Ati, Tmhara Bap DenTist hy

Teri uljhan ka yeh hul socha hy

Teri Uljhan ka yeh hul socha hy. Ab bichar jaen ham tu acha hy. Ye Mhbat b aisa resham hy. Haath dala jis ny

Boht khamosh logo se boht uljha nhi

Boht khamosh logo se BOht uljha nhi krty Jo dil ko rog lag jaen Wo phir suljha nhi krty Chalo tm keh rahy ho

After results if u pass teacher

After Results If U Pass Teacher: Ary akhir parhaya kisne tha Maa: Ary sb ALLAH ka Kram hy Dad: Akhir beta kiska hy Frnd:

Buhat khubsurat ho tum par us se

Buhat Khubsurat ho tum Par us se b khubsurat hy andaz tmhara Log kehte hen chand ka tukra ho tum Hum kehte hen chand

Tmhari un kehi batein tmhari ghazlein jb

Tmhari un-kehi batein tmhari un-kehi ghazlein, Jb bhi Mai gun-gunata hoon, Tm aksr yaad aaty ho, Tmhara wo bichar jana,bichar k phr sy mil

muabbat suno meri muhbt e

*’* MUABBAT *’* Suno, Meri Muhbt E Be Tahasha, Tumhare Narm Lab Chomte Hoe, Me Ab K Chand Lafz Tmhari Aur Meri, Muhbt E

Mr chips dear katherine main tmhare

Mr. Chips Dear KATHERINE, main tmhare begair zinda nai reh skta Main tmse bht pyar krta hun Jb se tmhein us mountain pe cycling

Meri zindgi ka koi sahara nahi hai

Meri Zindgi Ka Koi Sahara Nahi Hai.. Is Jahan Me Koi Hmara Nahi Hai…. Pkra Uska Hath To Muskra Ker Keh Diya… Choro Ab

Ek yahoodi ne hazrat ali a s

Ek Yahoodi Ne Hazrat Ali A. S se Kaha K Tmhara ALLAH nazar Q Nhi Aata? To Hazrat ALI ne Farmaya K Tum Suraj

Ishq k baab me kch yun hy

Ishq K Baab Me Kch Yun Hy Tmhara, Mera, Faidey Sare Tmhare Hein Khasara, Mera. Sukh Juziroon Pe Utarte Howe Us Ne Ye Kaha,

Yeh lehja yeh aadawat taarz e m0habbat

Yeh Lehja, yeh Aadawat yeh Taarz -E- M0habbat Tmhara, . . Samajh pa0n t0 Bikhar ja0n, Na samjhu t0 Ulajh jaon…

Kaseelay khanjar utarta ho k wo jo

Kaseelay Khanjar Utarta Ho K Wo Jo Dil Phaink-o-Bewafa Hai K Wo Sab Par Fareeqta Hai K Wo jo Pardes ja Basa Hai Tmhain

Kaseelay khanjar utarta ho k wo jo

Kaseelay Khanjar Utarta Ho K Wo Jo Dil Phaink-o-Bewafa Hai K Wo Sab Par Fareeqta Hai K Wo jo Pardes ja Basa Hai Tmhain

Apni khamosh zindgi me bulana mujko apne

Apni ‘KHAMOSH’ zindgi me bulana mujko,, Apne ‘HASEEN’ khuwab ki Tsveer bnana mjko,, May jo pochun tmhara ‘HAAL-e-DIL’,, To apni hr ‘DHARKAN’ ki awaz

Aisy nyaz e ishq ne sada bana dya

Aisy nyaz-e-ishq ne sada bana dya Hum us k ho gay usy apna bana dya Takdeer ne falak ne mohbat ne ishq ne Jisne

Mera wajood tere naam ka sitara ho

Mera wajood tere naam ka sitara ho main jo kahon jo likhon sabhi kuch bus tmhara ho mera hr dard teri rooh se ho

Bacha apni dadi se kia hm hmesha

Bacha Apni Dadi se: Kia hm hmesha 5 he rahen ge? Aap/Papa/Mom/Behn or mai. Dadi: Nhi Jb Tnhari SHADI ho jaye gi to hm

Din m 5 time nmaz prhne ko

DIn m 5 time nmaz prhne ko apne adat bna lO srf ye sOch kr k kya pta k ye azan tm akhri br

A kaash k aisa ho jae jise

A kaash k aisa ho jae, Jise chaha tum ne har lamha, Jise socha tum ne har lamha, Wo shakhs tmhara ho jae, tum

Tmhara khat mila jana wo jis

Tmhara Khat Mila Jana Wo jis main poocha tha Ke ab halat kesy hain.? Mery din rat kesy hain.? Mehrbani Tmhari Ke Tmne is

Pathan shop pe ja k aik kilo

‘Pathan shop pe ja k: Aik kilo Bhains ka doodh de do. Shopkeeper: Tmhara bartan chota hai. Pathan: Acha Bakri ka de do.

A smoker was smoking on airport gentleman

A Smoker Was Smoking on Airport: A Gentleman Arrived And Asked Him: 1 Din Me Kitnay Cigrate Pe Latay Ho. Smoker: Ku Gentleman: Agar

Sath tmhara dena hai kuch pana

Sath Tmhara Dena Hai Kuch Sath Tmhara Pana Hai Pathro K is Shehr Me 1 Kanch Ka Ghar Bnana Hai Rab Ne Jo Rishta

Na yad tmhari bhulaenge sath tmhara

Na yad tmhari bhulaenge Na sath tmhara chorenge Na krenge dil se door tmhe Na dosti tmse tornge Agr toot b jye ghalti se

Hazrat sulaman farsi sy rawayt hai rasol allah

Hazrat Sulaman Farsi sy rawayt hai RASOL-ALLAH (S.A.W) Ne irshad farmaya K belashuba tmhara Rub sharm krny wala hai, Karem hai.. Jub us ka

Februarey k dino me tum ne mjhse

‘FEBRUAREY’ K Dino Me Tum Ne Mjhse Ye Kaha Tha Na… K Tanha Hoon Mgr Phr B Tumhara Sath Me Doon Ga… Apne Hath

Kash k tm mere hoty tmhara rothna

Kash k tm mere hoty, Tmhara rothna muj sy, Muje acha lgta ha, Mera tmko manana, Tmhara khafa hona, Sharmana, Aadain dekhana, Phr halka

Akhirat ka paper jis k 2 section

AKHIRAT ka PAPER, Jis k 2 section hain! / Section A: ‘QABAR’ Section B: ‘HASHAR’ / Section A me 3 Q/s hain, Q1: Tmhara