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Na hote hum jo is tarha bettab

Na Hote Hum Jo Is Tarha Bettab Na Hote Jo Hum Ruswa Kabhi Shayad Sama Kuch Aur Hi Hota Kaash Hum Tumse Juda Na

Dayar e gair mein kaise tujhe sada dete tu

dayar-e-gair mein kaise tujhe sada dete tu mil bhi jata to tujhe ganwa dete tumhin ne ham ko sunaya na apna dukh warna dua

Aisi hi sard sham thi vo bhi

aisi hi sard sham thi vo bhi jab vo mahndi rachaye hathon main apni ahat k khauf se larazan surkh anchal main munh chipaye

Mil kar bhi ussay hasrat e mulaqat reh gai

Mil Kar Bhi Ussay Hasrat-E-Mulaqat Reh Gai, Baadal To Ghar Aaey thay Barsaat Reh Gai, Wo Aaj Yun Mila K Hamain Janta Na Ho,

Pathan 1 saal kay bemar bachey ko

Pathan 1 Saal Kay Bemar Bachey Ko Hospital Ley Kar Gaya Dr:Isko Koi Ulti Seedhi Cheez Tou Nahi Khelai? PATHAN: Nahi, Bohot Ro Raha

Parveen shakir sari duniya k riwajon sy

‘parveen shakir’ Sari duniya k riwajon sy adawat ki thi Tum ko yad hai jab men ny ik himaqat ki thi Usy razdan samajh

Pathan ki biwi maleria se kanp tahi

pathan ki biwi maleria se kanp tahi thi. doctor…. kia huwa ise? pathan.. bemaro ka to pata nai bus subha se ..vibration.. pe lagi

Dayar e gair mein kaise tujhe sada dete tu

dayar-e-gair mein kaise tujhe sada dete tu mil bhi jata to tujhe ganwa dete tumhin ne ham ko sunaya na apna dukh warna dua

Hi jan g kysi ho ma theak

hi jan g kysi ho ma theak thak hn apni sonow ar mamu ka kay hall ha,sb ok ha na ami kysi thi bat

Kal halki barish thi kal sard hawa

Kal halki halki barish thi, kal sard hawa ka raqs bhi tha, Kal phool bhi nikhray nikhray the, Kal un main app ka aqs

baarish rat bhi

*. . .Baarish. . .* Rat Bhi Baarish TOot K Barsi Aik Jesi Shiddat Thi Bahir B Aur Andar B. . .*

Gurayz shab say sehar say kalam rakhty

gurayz shab say, sehar say kalam rakhty thay, kabhi wo din thay k zulfon main shaam rakhty thay, tumhary haath lagy hein to jo

Labon pe aai thi aik baat hurfehaq

Labon Pe Aai Thi Aik Baat Hurf_e_Haq Bn Kr… Khabar Ye Phaili Shehr Mein Zubaan Daraaz Hain Hum…

Mushkil hai ab shahar main nikle koi

mushkil hai ab shahar main nikle koi ghar se dastar pe bat a gai hai hoti hui sar se barsa bhi to kis dasht

Raat mein pyaar ki baatein woh waqt

RAAT MEIN PYAAR KI BAATEIN wOH WAQT GUZARI K LIYE KARTE THY RAAT MEIN PYAAR KI BAATEIN wARNA MERE ISHQ MEIN USKI AISI HAALAT

Thi qabil e ilaj gum e zindagi mgar jis ki talash

Thi QabiL-e-ilaj Gum-e-Zindagi Mgar Jis ki TaLash thi wo masiha nhi mila kismat ki bat hy k humy Apny Hukmarno me firoon to boht

Wo larki shayad paghal thi din raat

Wo larki shayad paghal thi Din raat hi gum sum rehti thi Kuch sharam-o-haya ka paikar thi Kuch naram mizagi rakhti thi Aankon me

Dil ki udasion ko mitaya na ja

Dil ki udasion ko mitaya na ja saka. Ik teri yaad thi keh bhulaya na ja saka. Hum nay ki lakh koshish, hazaron kiay

Usne jo mera sath na diya shayed

Us’ne jo mera sath na diya shayed uski bhi koi majbori thi’ =Mahi= Bewafa to wo ho nahi sakta shayed meri mohabbat hi adhoori

Pathan doodh wale se tum 2

Pathan Doodh Wale Se:, Tum 2 Din Se Kyun Nahi Aa Rahe Thay? Doodh Wala: Meri bivi Beemaar Thi. Pathan:, Yaar To Bhains Ka

Pee k raat ko hm un bhulane

Pee k raat ko hm un ko bhulane lage, sharaab main gham ko milane lage, yeh sharaab b bewafa thi yaaro, nashay main to

Mere sajde man kami tu na thi

MERE SAJDE MAN KAMI TU NA THI FARAZ KIA MHG SE BHE BAR KA KISE NA MANGA THA US KO.

Sardar yar meri biwi pani se

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo

Maine dil diya pyaar ki had thi

maine dil diya pyaar ki had thi aare jaan di aethbaar ki had thi FaHaD mar gaye hum kuli rahi aankhein yeh mere intezaar

Class room mein urdu grammer ki

Class room mein Urdu Grammer ki class ho rhi thi Teacher: ‘Umer ko aurton mein dil chaspr nhi hai’ is jumly mein ‘Umer’ kya

Meri mohabbato ka us par koi asar

Meri mohabbato ka us par koi asar nai faraz Jb b milti hy yahi kehti hy tm wohi hona jisne class 2 me soosoo

Dar e parda raqibo se gily shikwy nahi achy

Dar-e-Parda Raqibo se Gily Shikwy Nahi Achy.! Tumhen jo Bhi Shikayat Thi Hmary Ru-Baru Krty.

Dekha palat kar usne k hasrat use

Dekha palat kar usne k hasrat use b thi Hm Jis par mit gae the muhabat use b thi Chup ho gya tha dekh

Barsoon kay intizaar ka anjaam likh dia

Barsoon Kay Intizaar Ka Anjaam Likh Dia Kaaghaz Pay Shaam Kaat Kay Phir Shaam Likh Dia Bikhri Pari Thi Toot Kay Kaliyaan Zameen Per

Alvida dubble sawari tere khulney se

ALVIDA ALVIDA DUBBLE SAWARI Tere khulney se Dil khush huwa tha hr larka dubble ghom raha tha, Aysh ho gai thi humari ALVIDA ALVIDA

Karbala mein dekha hai hum ne ek

Karbala Mein Dekha Hai Hum Ne Ek Ajab Waqiya Jis K Honton Per Hansi Thi Woh Rulata Reh Gaya Run Mein Teer Andaz Munh

Woh chahta to sub k samne chor

Woh Chahta to Sub k Samne Chor kar Ja Sakta Tha Mujhe ,, Kuch tu Wajah Thi Jo Akeley Ma Alvida Kaha Usne………,,

Zindagi dard bhi dawa bhi thi

Zindagi dard bhi, dawa bhi thi Hum’safar bhi gureizpaa bhi thi Kuch to the dost bhi wafa dushman Kuch mairi aankh main haya bhi

Teacher home work q nhi kia

teacher; home work Q nhi kia Stdnt; sir,lit nhi thi Teachr; to mom batti jala lete Student; sir,machis nhi thi Teachr; Machis Q nai

Teri doli uthi mera janaza utha tu

teri doli uthi mera janaza utha tu chal kar gai mujhe uthaya gaya phool tujh par bhi the phool mujh par bhi the tu

Ussay janay ki jaldi thi yunhi

‘Ussay Janay Ki Jaldi Thi’ yunhi baaton hi baaton main… mujhay uss ne bataya tha…. mohabbat karnay walay piyar main dhoka nahi kartay koi

Raat bhar vo i nhi hm

Raat Bhar vo i Nhi. Hm Hila Hila Kr So Gaye; Jo i Nhi vo Light Thi, Or Jo Hila Rahe Thay vo PANKHA

Kab kis se kahein aur koun soune

Kab kis se kahein aur koun soune jo haal tumhare baad howa Is dil ki jheel se ankhoon mein ek khuwab bohaat barbad howa

quran amal ki kitab

¤— QURAN —¤ Amal Ki Kitab Thi Wazefon Ki Kitab Bana Dya. Samjhne Ki Kitab Thi Parhne Ki Kitab Bana Diya. Zindon Ka Dastoor

Aj tu besabab udass hai jii ishq

AJ TU BESABAB UDASS HAI JII ISHQ HOTA TU KOI BAAT B THI JALTA PHIRTA HOON DOPHARON MAI JANE KIA CHEEZ KHO GAYE MERI

Mein hosh may tha to us pay

Mein hosh may tha to us pay mar gaya kesay, Yeh zaher mere laho may utar gaya kesay, Kuch us k dil may lagawat

Sardar aur machar aek larai my

sARDAR aur Machar Aek larai my sardar ny bullet proof jacket ki pehan rakhi thi kisi ny pucha Q Sardar ny jawab dya: jismy

Apni janib ik nigah e mehrban achhi

Apni janib ik nigah e mehrba’n achhi lagi aik larki larkio’n k darmia’n achhi lagI chand sa chehra sehr hai, zulf uski shaam hai

1 din ek pagal lrki phulon se

1 Din Ek Pagal Lrki Phulon Se Khel Rahi Thi Halke Halke Baaten Kar K Phulon Ko Gale Laga Rahi Thi.. Shayad Kuch Soch

Lutf tha jinsay nazaaray ka haseen

Lutf Tha Jinsay , Nazaaray Ka, Haseen Woh Na Rahay Jis Say Rownaq Thi Makaanoan Ki, Makeen Woh Na Rahay Jo May Roataa Hu

Wo kehti thi mere dil

‘Wo kehti thi ! Mere dil ko mohabt bojh lagti hai K Is ki band nagri se Mujhe kuch khaof aata hai Hr ik

Usay pehli br bus ma dekha tha

Usay pehli br BuS ma dekha tha Wo mere samny wali seat pr bethi thi Wo br br muje sir sy pao tk dekh

Police man jail mai kese aye

Police man : jail mai kese aye? Sardar : media ki Larki interview kar rahi thi, Us k seenay par ‘PRESS’ likha hua tha,

Hazrat ali ra se ek shaks ne

Hazrat Ali (R.A) se Ek shaks ne muslman hone k bad kaha k dor-e-jahiliat me mene manat mani thi k mujhe beta peda hoga

Kyun bhool gaye hm ko rishta to

Kyun bhool gaye hm ko, rishta to purana tha Ik ye b zamana hai, ik wo b zamana tha Rangeen fizayein thi, shokh adayein

Ghazal marnay k bad mri ye kahani

‘GHAZAL’ Marnay k bad mri ye kahani likhna, kaisy hui barbad mri ya jawani likhna, ye likhna usy intazar bhat tha kisi ka, Aakhri

Farq sirf itna sa hai us ki

Farq sirf itna sa hai, US ki doli uthi meri maiyat uthi, phool US per bhi they, phool mujh per bhi they, mehfil wahan

Aey dosto matta e wafa hy wo dastan

Aey Dosto Matta-e Wafa hy Wo Dasta’n Dohra Rahi hy jis ko Zamanay ki hr Zuba’n koofay Me jab Ziyaad L.a ka Baita tha

Woh jazbon ki tijarat thi yeh dil

Woh jazbon ki tijarat thi, yeh dil kuch aur samjha tha Usay hansnay ki aadat thi, yeh dil kuch aur samjha tha Mujhay us

Meharbaan mujh pe thy halat kbi yun

Meharbaan mujh pe thy halat kbi yun b tha Hum raha krty thy ik sath kbi yun b tha Ab to perchaian b uski

Vo jaane kya baat huijo aap meri

Vo jaane kya baat hui,jo aap meri zindgi me aa gaye.. Vo jaane kya baat hui,ke hum muskura gaye.. Vo jaane kya baat hui

Dil diya hay aytabar ki had thi

Dil diya hay aytabar ki had thi jan di ha ya mere piyar ki had thi, Marr gya me khuli rahi aankheen ya tere

Tumhare akks ko aankhon mein hum tasveer

Tumhare Akks Ko Aankhon Mein Hum Tasveer Kar Lete Zara Jo Tum Thehar Jaate Koi Tadbeer Kar Lete Tumhara Hath Mere Hath Se Yun

tujhe talashna jaisy ufq ko chuna

*’* Tujhe Talashna Jaisy Ufq Ko Chuna! wohi Safar M Thi Halat K Jo Qiyam M Thi, *’* Nigah E Khas Jo Hoti To

Faslay aise bhi hongay yeh kabhi socha

faslay aise bhi hongay yeh kabhi socha na tha saamne betha tha mere aur woh mera na tha woh k khusboo ki tarhan phela

Lazzat e gunah ki khatir jis nay haar di

Lazzat-e-gunah ki khatir jis nay haar di thi jannat Meri raggon men bhi to usi aadam ka khun hai

Har taraf bas aks us ka dhoondna

Har Taraf Bas Aks Us Ka Dhoondna Acha Laga, Chahaton Ki Chandni Men Ghoomna Acha Laga, Do Ghari Ko Band Kar Ke Saray Andeshon

Pathan yaar tumhain airhostess ne thapar q

Pathan: Yaar Tumhain Airhostess ne Thapar Q Mara? Sardar: Yaar maine Pocha Pishab Karne ki Jaga Kahan hai? Wo boli Peechay. Maine kaha Pehly

Tu bata a dil e betaab kahan aatey

Tu bata a dil-e- betaab, kahan aatey hain Humko khush rehney k aadaab kahan aatey hain Mein to yakmusht usey sonp doon sab-kuch lekin

Joo aadhoori reeh gaayi thi kaahani sochna

Joo aadhoori reeh gaayi thi kaahani sochna Beth ker tanha faqat baatein purani sochna Jab kisi sahil pe aajaye meri yaad tumhain Kyun jazeeron

Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi

Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi thi thora kha k breziar ma chupa liya, Sir ne pucha ye kya kr rahi ho sat

1 race ho rahi thi us me

1 Race ho rahi thi. Us me 1 Pathan b tha. Elan hua ‘1 2 3 Go’. Sub bhage Pathan nai bhaga. Coach: Khan

Bohat roi thi main jub duniya

BohAt Roi tHi mAin juB mAin DuNiYa mAY aai tHi oR BohAt hUns rahY thAy loG… 1 diN hUnsTi hui Chali jaooN Gi oR

Kuh pal mai yo to apna lagnai

kuh pal mai yo to apna lagnai laga kuch pal mai too muj sai door honai laga dill hua betab bht,raha munbtazir tera mai

Challange fill in the blanks yaad rahy

Challange Fill in the Blanks. Yaad Rahy Dono Sawalon ka Jawab Aik Hi Hona Chahiye. 1. Badsha Ne Qameez Kyun Nahi Pehni? 2. Gosht

Humne apne mazi ki sub yadein bach

Humne Apne Mazi Ki Sub Yadein Bach Dali hain Nafratein Khareed Kar Mohabatein Bach Dali Hai Naguzro Ban Sawar Kar Hamare Samne Se Tum

Main jurm ishq main jurmishq karon motbar

(‘*Main Jurm-€-Ishq*’) Main Jurm_€_Ishq Karon Mot’bar Banaaon Use, Phir Us Se Munsafi Chahoon Aur Azmaoon Use, Main Kar’z_€_ Tamna Main Zakhm Zakhm Sahi, Talab

Aap se mil k hum kuch badal

aap se mil k hum kuch badal se gaye sher parhney lagey gun gunaney lagey pehley mashoor thi apni sanjeedgi ab to jub dekheye

Wohi gardishein wohi paich o kham tere baad b

Wohi gardishein, wohi paich-o-kham tere baad b, Wohi hosly mere dam ba dam tere baad b ! Tere sath thi teri hr jafa mujhe

Pthan mazar pe bomb rakhte hoy pakra

PTHAN ‘Mazar’ pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya Logo Ne bht Maara 0r Pocha æsa Q kia.? PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na aaya To

Guzre dino ki bhooli hui bat tarha

Guzre dino ki bhooli hui bat ki tarha, Ankhon me jagta he koi rat ki tarha, Tmse Umeed Thi k nibhaogy MOHABBAT Tm bhi

Usay nafrat thi mujh se mere mehfil

usay nafrat thi mujh se mere mehfil se uth k wo chala gaya yaar shahid usay bhi maloom tha hum nazroon se apna bana

Woh pani ki lehron pe kya likh

woh pani ki lehron pe kya likh raha tha khuda jane harf-e-dua likh raha tha likha jisne novel wafa ka adhura wohi pyar ki

Aansoo bhar aaye aankh mein har ikk

Aansoo Bhar Aaye Aankh Mein Har Ikk Hansi Ke Baad Gham Ban Gaya Naseeb Maira Har Khushi Ke Baad Nikla Tha Kaarwaan Mohabbat Ki

Manzil thi mere paas raahon ka bhi

Manzil thi mere paas, raahon ka bhi pata tha, Bas ham ko in raahon per chalne ka shoq na tha. Taqdeer thi meri muthi

Ek aadmi ne add dekha purani bike

Ek aadmi ne add dekha, ‘PURANI BIKE DO AUR NEW BIKE LO’ Wo us address per pohancha to wahan koi shop nahi thi. Us

Sex k baad girl frend pehla jumla

Sex k baad Girl Frend pehla Jumla kya bolti hai? ‘I Love U’ No. ‘Enjoyed it’ Wrong. ‘How Romantic’ Wrong. she says . .

Wo keh rahi thi samander nahi hain

Wo keh rahi thi samander nahi hain ankhein hain FARAZ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Main un main doob gaya etbaar kerte huye,,,!

Aslaam o aliakum dostoo ye ghazal

aslaam o aliakum dostoo ye ghazal chaheay mujay kisi dost ne mangi hay agar kisi k pas ho tu plz mere No. pe send

Mairi khaamoshi ko sadaa na dey

Mairi Khaamoshi Ko Sadaa Na Dey Jo Tairay Baghair Na Ji Sakey Usey Jeene Ki Too Duaa Na Dey Too Azeez Dill-o-nazar Sey Hey

Na chahat k jazbaat alag khushiyon lamhaat

Na chahat k jazbaat alag, Na khushiyon k lamhaat alag, Na phool se thi mehk alag, Na guzri koi bahaar alag, Na honton ki

Challenge 4u fill in the blanks but

Challenge 4U.. Fill in the blanks but yaad rahy har sawal k 2no jawab 1 he hony chahiyein.. 1) Badshah ne qameez Q nahi

Wo shakhs to ek choti si baat

Wo Shakhs To Ek Choti Si Baat Pe Youn Rooth K Chal Diya ==Mohsin== Jaisey Usey Sadiyon Se Ksi Bahanay Ki Talash Thi.

Jis dil mein teri chahat thi us

Jis Dil Mein Teri Chahat Thi Us Dil Ko Meine Tor Diya Badnaam Na Tujhe Hone Doon Ga Is Liye Tera Naam Hi Lena

Sardar mery dada ny 1857 ki jang

Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ki jang mein dushman ki taangain tak kat dee thien.. Dost: Gardnain kyn ni kati? Sardar: Wo pehly he

Mudat baad aaj fir teri yaad aa

mudat baad aaj fir teri yaad aa gayee in banjar aanko me os si nammi chaa gayee kuch beete haseen pal samne aankho ke

Suhag raat manai ja rahi thi

Suhag Raat Manai Ja Rahi Thi. Achanak Dulhan Boli: Ae Suno Parde K Peeche Koi Hai. Admi Ne Parda Hataya To Ek Bacha Khara

Kuch tu hy badal gaya hy

Kuch Tu Hy? Tu Badal Gaya Hy ! Vo Teri Ankhon K Khwab Sary , Wo Baaten Sari , … Hisab Sary , Sawal

Waqt bigda to kai dost purane aae

WAQT BIGDA TO KAI DOST PURANE AAE MERE ZAKHMON PE NAMAK AUR LAGANE AAE CHAHT THI NEEND AAE TO DEKHOON TERE KHUWAB KHUWAB AAE

Badi chahat thi dil mei bade

badi chahat thi dil mei, bade armaan thay mann mei, sab kuch loot gya, koi chal aisi chal gya, jo na bhar sake jindagi

Yeh dil to tere naam pe qurbaan

Yeh Dil To Tere Naam Pe Qurbaan Kar Diya, Hum Ne To Apni Jaan Ko Be-Jaan Kar Diya, Rakhtay Nahin Ho Shauq Tum Deedar

Labon pe hansi ankhon main sawal rakhta

Labon pe hansi ankhon main sawal rakhta tha is zarf main itna kamal rakhta tha kia khaber thi mujhy hi bhool jae ga jo

Sardar yar meri biwi pani se

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo

Dard naak kahani aik larka aik

‘DARD NAAK KAHANI’ Aik larka aik larki ko boht chahta tha, magar woh larki nhi jaanti thi. Ek din us larkay ne himmat ki

Juda tum se hue hain to kisi

Juda Tum Se Hue Hain To Kisi Se Hum Nahi Milte Koi Hum Se Mile Bhi To Khushi Se Hum Nahi Milte. Agar Pathar

Kuch umer ki pehli manzil thi rastay

Kuch Umer Ki PehLi ManziL Thi Kuch Rastay Thay Anjaan Bohat Kuch Hum Bhi PagaL Thay Lekin Kuch Wo Bhi Thay Naadan Bohat Kuch

Wife darling kuch saal pehly mera figure

Wife: Darling! Kuch Saal Pehly mera Figure COKE Bottle jesa Tha na? Husband: Figure To Aaj B Coke jesa Hi hy Pehly 15 wali

Meri dastan ka urooj tha teri nram

‘Meri’ Dastan ka urooj tha Teri Nram Palkon ki chhaon mein, Mere sath tha Tujhe jagna Teri aankh kaise jhapak gai? Bhala Hum mily

Ghazal thukra kar mohabbat meri kahan janay

GHAZAL THUKRA KAR MOHABBAT MERI KAHAN JANAY KA IRAADA HAI? MUJHE ZINDAGI K KIS MORR PE LANAY KA IRAADA HAI? YE JO AB KHAFA

Afzal hai qul jahan se gharana hussain

Afzal Hai Qul Jahan Se Gharana Hussain (A.S) Ka Nabiyon K Taj Daar Hain Nana Hussain (A.S) Ka Pal Ki Thi Bas Ek Hakumat

1 building k 110th floor pr 3

1 Building K 110th Floor Pr 3 Dost Rehty Thy,1 Din Lift khrab Thi,UnhoNe Serhiyo Se Upr Jane Ka Fesla Kia,Boriat Se Bachny K

Mein hosh may tha to us pay

Mein hosh may tha to us pay mar gaya kesay, Yeh zaher mere laho may utar gaya kesay, Kuch us k dil may lagawat

Dard itna tha zindagi maydharkan sath dene

Dard Itna tha Zindagi may,dharkan sath dene se Ghabra Gai ~*JAN*~ Band thi Ankhen kisi ki yad men,Mout Aai OR Dhoka kha Gai….!!!

2 sheikh hotel mein ik dosry ko

2 sheikh hotel mein ik dosry ko milay. 4 din k baad dono mer gay, . . . . . waja kya thi? .

Mere pyar de wich mashkook na thi

MERE PYAR DE WICH MASHKOOK NA THI NAHN AJ TAK GALAT NIGAH KITI TERI HAR MULAQAT MEI INJ KITI JIWEN MUSA NAL KHUDA KITI

Raat ho chuki thi 1 darkht ki

Raat ho chuki thi. 1 darkht ki shakh pe 1 vaila Bulbul lotay jesa mu bana k betha hua tha. Wahan se 1 jugnu

Train me baraat wapis a rhi thi

Train me baraat wapis a rhi thi. rat ho gai Dulhan: aj hmari suhag raat h ap kuch krte Q nhi Dulha: wo dekho

Dasht main reh gai tanha tu watan

dasht main reh gai tanha tu watan yaad aya pani pe jo pari nazar tu har tashn e dhan yaad aya yun tu har

Mere israar per aakhir bohat majbuur ho

Mere Israar Per Aakhir Bohat Majbuur Ho Ker Aaj Mujhy Apni Nigaho’n Ki Udaasi Sonp Di Us Ne Bohat Bebas Bohat Tanha Bohat Bikhri

Mil kar bhi ussay hasrat e mulaqat reh gai

Mil Kar Bhi Ussay Hasrat-E-Mulaqat Reh Gai, Baadal To Ghar Aaey thay Barsaat Reh Gai, Wo Aaj Yun Mila K Hamain Janta Na Ho,

Bahu ke 1 2 affair sunn kar

Bahu ke 1, 2 affair sunn kar SUSAR ne khudkushi kr li, 3,4 or sunn kr Husband ne Bhi.. : Mgr SAAS chup rhi,

Kitni saada kitni pyari kaanch ki

Kitni saada kitni pyari Kaanch ki choori jesi lrki College k ik kmre me bethi Jane kya kch soch rhi thi Us ka hath

Sardar ki maa tabiyat khrab thi jab

SARDAR ki Maa ki tabiyat khrab thi Jab hospital le gaye to Doctor ne kaha k TEST hongay SARDAR bola; Maa di umr ziada

Ek aadmi ne add dekha purani bike

Ek aadmi ne add dekha, ‘PURANI BIKE DO AUR NEW BIKE LO’ Wo us address per pohancha to wahan koi shop nahi thi. Us

Teri aankhon ke haseen jaal ma aa

Teri aankhon ke haseen jaal ma aa jaaoon ga ma Mujh ko lagta hai, teri chaal ma aa jaaoon ga ma Zindagi baad tere

15 saal pehlay 1 samosa 50 paise

15 Saal Pehlay 1 Samosa 50 Paise Ka tha,or 1 Call 15 Rs Ki thi, Aaj 1 Call 50 Paise ki hai or 1

Girl to hakeem hakeem sahb me

Girl to Hakeem: ‘Hakeem sahb me apne boy frend k sath sex ker rahi thi to usny mujhe gali di.’ Hakeem: kyun? Girl: Pehley

Chashm e be khawab pe khaboun ka

Chashm e be khawab pe khaboun ka asar lgta hai.. aisa pat char hai k shakhoun pe samar lgta hai.. Muhlat e umer bus

Naee ruton ke safar main tumhain ijazat

Naee ruton ke safar main Tumhain ijazat hay bhool jana Hazaar salon pay sabt chahat ki puri tareekh bhool jana Mager meri jaan…!!! Sarab

Saza ye thi aankhon se chhin li

Saza ye thi aankho’n se chhin li neende’n… Qasoor ye tha jeene k khawaab dekhe thy…..

2 titliyan apas me gehri dost thin

2 titliyan apas me gehri ‘Dost’ thin 1 din dono ne game khelny ka faisla kiya. or 1 phool fix kiya k jo kal

Meri saanso me wo khushbo ko to

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