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One day a rich dad took his

…*One day a rich dad took his son on a trip. wanted to show him how poor some one can be… They spent time

Us ko chaha per izhar na karna

Us ko chaha per izhar na karna aya, Kut gae umer hamen pyar na karna aya, Usne manga bhi agar kuch to judai mangi,

Bill gates said some people think

BILL GATES said. ‘Some people think black colour as sentimentaly bad, But They forget 2 know that every black board makes bright students’ Stay

In a relationship it is not important

in a relationship, it is not important that both partners think the same…what is important is that they both think together.

Ye mat socho k tum ne chor

Ye mat socho k tum ne chor diya to main toot jaon ga kAsHiF Chahny waley bohat hein jo hum ne chory they tumhari

When two people are under the influence

When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to

Each drop of a tear is costly

Each drop of a Tear is Costly than anything in World.. But, No One knows its value until they have it in their own

Is window a virus 1 viruses

Is Window A virus? 1. Viruses replicate quickly. Windows does this. 2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they

Thomas carlyle scottish historian and essayist the

Thomas Carlyle (Scottish historian and essayist): “The best lesson which we get from the tragedy of Cerebella is that Husain and his companions were

For toothpaste ad they show teeth hair

For toothpaste ad they show teeth. For hair oil they show hair. For face cream they show face. But for Whisper they r not

Barisho k maosam me badlon kaisay

Barisho k maosam me Barisho k maosam me Badlon kaisay me Aik gaon ke rah per Yad he miley they hum Phir ye hadsah

This place is no longer new

This place is no longer new to me, But people! they are still the same, … & So are my dreams! I wish, you

Friends who r they the one

Friends!! who r they? . the one who holds ur hand in a crowd,which is against u. . the one who tap ur back,when

Take counsel with your enemies in order

Take counsel with your enemies, in order to learn from their thoughts the extent of their enmity, and the ends they are seeking. Hazrat

Waqt k is mor par yeh kaisa

waqt k is mor par yeh kaisa waqt aaya hai. zakham is dil ka zubaan pe aaya hai. nahi rote they hum kaanton ki

A beautiful girl enter in the class

‘A Beautiful Girl enter in the class room.’ ‘All boys got crazy for her.’ ‘They all stand in her way, but after her reply

A joke only for engineers once

A Joke Only For Engineers Once A ‘Constant’ n ‘e^x’ Were Standing, They Saw A Derivative Coming From Aside, Constant Ran Away Saying ‘Derivative’

Man sees sardar g standing in d middle

Man sees Sardar-G standing in d middle of a huge field of grass & notices, He is just standing dere, doing nothing, looking @

An occasion of merry christmas is coming

An occasion of Merry christmas is coming when peoples exchanges christmas gifts, christmas cards and christmas ecards. They decorate their homes and city by

Smile tears usually not seen

‘SMILE & TEARS’ Usually Not Seen Together, But When They Are Together Its The Best Moment Of Life…

Best diference between promises and memories

Best diference between PROMISES and MEMORIES? PROMISE: we break them.. . . . MEMORIES: they break us. (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ LoVeR ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´

The use of travelling is to regulate

The use of travelling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are.

Whats love shakespeare says dont ask da

What’s Love? Shakespeare says: “Don’t ask da person who loves someone, But Ask da person who have lost someone.” They only can feel da

History of 1st april spain per jab

‘HISTORY Of 1st APRIL’ Spain per jab qabza huwa to Musalmano se esaaiyon ne yeh wadaa kar ke behri-jahaaz main sawar kiya ke Musalmano

Apane maazii ke tasavvur se hiraasaa huun

apane maazii ke tasavvur se hiraasaa huuN main apane guzare hue ayyam se nafarat hai mujhe apanii bekaar tamannaon pe sharmindaa huuN main apanii

Jab bhi kisi ko dar badar daikhty hain

Jab bhi kisi ko dar-badar daikhty hain. Kuch waqt ko apna hi manzar daikhty hain. Un lamhon main hamen maazi yaad aa jata hai,

Ab aur kya kisi se marasim burhaein

Ab aur kya kisi se marasim burha‘ein hum Yeh bhi bohut hai, tujhe bhool ja‘ein hum Sehra-e zindagi mein koyee dosra na tha Sunte

Early in da morning sun rise with

Early in da morning sun rise with may hopse but its set with hopelessly. all da flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell

Hum ba wafa they is liey nazroon se

Hum ba-wafa they is liey nazroon se gir gey……..! Shaid tumein talash kis bey-wafa ki thi.

One who believes that the new testament

One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. One who follows

Yoon saray apny rastay badal gaye kuch

Yoon saray apny apny rastay badal gaye, Kuch pichy ruk gaye to kuch aagay nikal gaye. Halaat ki dhoop zara si tez kya hui?

Bohat masoom they hum bhamei ab yad

bohat masoom they hum b..hamei ab yad ata hai ..k hum ik ajnabi ko umr ki..tareekh raho ka sahara maan bethey they..k us k

Love for allah if my love

Love for Allah If my love is attached to Thee Then from sin I will be free Each time my heart will beat Your

2 pathan car main bomb fit kar

2 Pathan car main bomb fit kar rahy they.pehla pathan bola.’Yar agar fit karty hoay aik phat gaya to phir ‘???? 2nd Pathan ‘Dont

One boy went to meet his girlfriend

One boy went to meet his girlfriend when he came back at home mom asked kahaan gaey they ? boy:us se milney mom: kis

Ay me quoth venus young and so

‘Ay me,’ quoth Venus ‘young, and so unkind! What bare excuses mak’st thou to be gone! I’ll sigh celestial breath, whose gentle wind Shall

Angrezi padha rahe they professor bharati claas

Angrezi Padha Rahe they Professor bharati, Claas me hi baithee thee unakee Beti Aarti. ladakaa Ek Saitaan thaa, naam thaa Durayodhan. Professor India ji

People who meet you in the journey

People Who Meet You In The Journey 0f Life Expect A Lot 0f Things From You But There Are Some Idiots Who Expect Nothing

We want the facts to fit preconceptions

We want the facts to fit the preconceptions. When they don’t, it is easier to ignore the facts than to change the preconceptions. Jessamyn

When u feel hot and warm at

When u feel hot and warm at the same time, when u read over the same line for the tenth time, when you heart

5 most undefined things of girls

5 Most Undefined Things Of Girls: 1)Tum Na Bohat Wo Ho (Now What The Hell Is ‘Wo’ 2)Mujhe Tumse Ye Umeed Nahi Thi (No

Sardar n pathan ja rahey they un

Sardar n Pathan ja rahey they un ko 1000 ka not mila.. Sardar: Chalo fifty fifty le letey hen.. Pathan: Baqaya 900 rupy da

Qaza h gaya hn krte krte

Qaza hø Gaya høn Qaza Krte krte Faqat Bewafa Se wafa Krte krte Tha dunya K Sare faraiz Kø bhøøla Møhabbat Ka haq mai

Most people give up just when theyre

Most people give up just when they’re about to achieve success. They quit on the one yard line. They give up at the last

Shaayed uss ne mujhko tanha dekh liya

Shaayed uss ne mujhko tanha dekh liya hai Dukh ne mere ghar ka rasta dekh liya hai Apne aap se aankh churaaye phirti hoon

Never hate those people who are jealous

Never hate those people who are jealous of you But Respect their jealousy Because … They are the ones Who think that You are

Friends are like street lights along the

Friends are like street lights, Along the road, they don’t make the distance any shorter but they light up the path & make the

Some say they love rain but when

Some say they love rain, but when it rains, they use an umbrella.. . Some say they love da sun …but when da sun

Broken is a star tonight as tears

Broken is a star tonight as tears rolled on to my cheeks they whispered in my ears let us take your pain away broken

Although pakistan is a corrupt country

Although Pakistan is A Corrupt Country . . But not a terrorist country . They can not even kill mosquitoes:-D

Tumhare gham ka mausam hai abhi tak

Tumhare Gham Ka Mausam Hai Abhi Tak, Lab-E-Tashna Pe Shabnam Hai Abhi Tak. Safar Mein Aable Hi Aable They, Magar Pairon Mein Dam-Kham Hai

Eid is a celebration for muslims to

Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate Eid is time to say Eid morak and pray Some muslims give money to their children

Na gila hai koi halaat se shikayaten

Na Gila Hai Koi Halaat Se Na Shikayaten Teri Zaat Se, Khud Hi Saary Warq Juda Huy Meri Zindagi Ki Kitab Se, Tujhy Chaha

Bohat dair kr di tu nay us

Bohat dair kr di tu nay us ki dhrkan mehsos krney main, Aey ? {dost} Aaj wo dil bhi nelam ho gia jis ko

Najanay kaisi hawa chali hy k sheher

Najanay kaisi Hawa chali hy K Sheher Saara badal gaya hy,, Kisi ki Aankhein badal gai hain Kisi ka Chehra badal gaya hy…… Haseen

People dont change when you tell them

‘People don’t change when you tell them a ‘Better Option’ They chaange only when they realize that there is no ‘Other Option.’ (Hitler)

They are able bcz think able

They are able Bcz They think They are able. ‘vergil’

Just once i want someone to look

Just once I want someone to look at me right away and think I was beautiful. Not after they get to know me, or

If you have built castles in the

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under

Good friends are like trees they

Good friends are Like trees They demand Attention and care in the Beginning But once they Blossom They provide u Shade in all situations

Dil ne jheley hain mohabat mai wo

Dil ne jheley hain mohabat mai wo Aazaar k bus.. Ik jhamakey mai zamaney mere hathon se gaye! is qadr taiz hui waqt ki

Some one love two but i

some one love one some one love two but i love one they are you

M0habat ki haqeeqat sey ham kh00b waqif

M0habat ki Haqeeqat Sey Ham kh00b Waqif They,,, ‘FARAZ,,, Y0unhi Zra Sa Sh0q Huwa Tha Dil Barbaad karney ka…^_^

Great people talk about ideas average things

Great people talk about ideas, Average people talk about things, Small people talk about other people, And Legends never talk, they send SMS…

Treat everyone with politenesseven those who are

Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U…..Not because they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice….!!!**Good morning**

Each drop of a tear is costly

Each drop of a Tear is Costly than anything in World.. But, No One knows its value until they have it in their own

Short summery of 1st april spain per

‘SHORT SUMMERY OF 1ST APRIL’ spain per qabza hua to Muslims ko Christians ny wada kar k ship main swar kiya or kaha k

It is easy to look back self indulgently

It is easy to look back, self-indulgently, feeling pleasantly sorry for oneself and saying I didn’t have this and I didn’t have that. But

The greatest weakness of most humans is

The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they’re alive.

They always say time changes things but

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. Andy Warhol

3 log they zabardasti ghar me ghus

3 log they Zabardasti Ghar me ghus gae Aur Bedroom se use utha k le gaye. Kisi ne meri ek na suni. Jate hove

Veeran wajood mein chalna para hamein

Veeran Wajood Mein Chalna Para Hamein Apney Lahoo Ki Aag Mein Jalna Para Hamein Manzil Buhat Hi Door Thi Raastey They Ajnabi Taaron Ke

People think smoking is hard to quit

‘People think smoking is hard to quit !! Oh God, clearly . . …. . . . . . . . . they haven’t

You hurt my hand with wringing let

‘You hurt my hand with wringing; let us part, And leave this idle theme, this bootless chat. Remove your siege from my unyielding heart;

Khule paniyon me ghiri lrkiya naram

Khule Paniyon Me Ghiri Lrkiya Naram Lehron Ke Cheente Urati Hui Baat Baat Pe Hansti Hui Apne Khwabon k Shehzade Ka Tazkara Karti Hui

Kisi nazar ko tera intezaar aaj bhi

Kisi nazar ko tera intezaar aaj bhi hai Kahan ho tum ki yeh dil be-karaar aaj bhi hai Woh waadiyan woh fizayain k hum

Wohe waday hain aur rasmon ke zanjeer

wohe waday hain aur rasmon ke zanjeer baqi kab badlalty hain zamanay ke riwayaat wasi …Aik woh thay keh ek doosray ko sochtay they

A little quote which means lot

A Little Quote Which Means A Lot . . . ! ‘Be With …S o m e o n e Who Knows What They

Books are the carriers of civilization without

Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill. They are engines

When you hug day someone its nothing

When you Hug Day someone, it’s nothing. When someone Hug Days you, it’s somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it’s

Meri sanso mein wo khushbu ko to

Meri sanso mein wo khushbu ko to bhrne deta,.. Kash wo gull mere hathon pe bikharne deta… Or bhi zakham gawara they mjhe us

1985 k mehmaan ghar aatey they

‘1985 k Mehmaan’ Ghar aatey they, Assalam-o-alakum! jaye namaz mily ge? Qibla kis taraf hy? ‘2011 k mehman’ Asalam-o-alakum! Patli pin wala charger hai?;-)

Modern definition 0f boy friend

Modern Definition 0f ‘ Boy Friend ‘ A Person Who Has To Like All The Status And Photos …0f His Girl Friend No Matter

Jangal they tareek kahin kahin matti rait

Jangal they tareek kahin, Kahin matti rait k teeley they Ishq ki rah me any waley, pather b nokiley thy. Tery hijar k naag

Sawan ke pehlo barish jab hum tum

SaWan ke pehLo baRish jaB hum tuM bheeGa keRtaY theY SaRaK kinnary gandaY panni main JaB doNo uChla keRtaY theY Cheryoo’n Ko paKra keRtaY

Not all fingers are of same length

Not All Fingers are of Same Length, But when they are BenD,All Stand In Equal Length Life become easy, when we BEND&ADJUST to certain

Mai chup raha keh zeher yehi mujh

Mai chup raha keh zeher yehi mujh ko raas tha Wo sang-e-lafz phaink kar kitna udaas tha Aksar meri qaba pay hansi aa gai

Itne khuddar they hum k kabhi collage

‘Itne KHUDDAR they Hum k kabhi collage nahi jate they…. Faraz… larkiyon k Zauq-e-DEEDAR nay muje Regular Bana diyä…!!!

4 sardaron ne mil k petrol pump

4 Sardaron ne mil k petrol pump khola. 1 B customer nahi Q? Petrol pump was on 1st floor. Phir charon ne usi floor

Best diference between promises and memories

Best diference between PROMISES and MEMORIES … PROMISE: We Break Them … MEMORIES: They Break us

They say that the new super computer

They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, ‘Where is my father?’ The computer bleeped

Height of confidence once many professors

Height Of Confidence Once Many Professors Were Called n Asked To Sit In An Aeroplane… …After They Sat, They Were Informed That The Plane

Kitab e dil pe likhay thay kitnay he afsanay

Kitab-e-dil pe likhay thay kitnay he afsanay kuch qisse naye thay aur kuch berson puranay Kuch un ka zikr jo kabhi rug-e-jaan se they

Leaves dont just fall from the tree

LEAVES dont’ just FALL from the tree, CLOUDS don’t just FORM in the sky, ANGELS don’t just COME DOWN from heaven n I don’t

Those we love never go away they

Those We Love Never Go Away, They Walk Beside Us Everyday, Unseen & Unread, Still Near… Still Loved… Still Missed & Still Very Dear…

Early in the morning sun rise with

Early in the morning sun rise with many hopes but its set hopelessly. All the flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but

Kabar ki mitti utha ke le gaya

.Kabar ki mitti utha ke le gaya koi, isi bahane humein choo kar chala gaya koi, tanhayi aur andhere mein khush they hum, lekin

He lives the poetry that he cannot

“He lives the poetry that he cannot write. The others write the poetry that they dare not realise.” Oscar Wilde

A hugs a way to share the

A hug’s a way to share the joy And sad times we go through Or just a way for friends to say They like

Fake real friends frnz never

Fake / Real F.R.I.E.N.D.S Fake Frnz: Never Ask For Food Real Frnz: Are The Reason You Have No Food Fake Frnz: Never Seen You

7 al mumin the one who witnessed for

7. Al-Mu’min: The One who witnessed for Himself that no one is God but Him. And He witnessed for His believers that they are

Chori se woh chupke se aankhon mein

Chori Se Woh Chupke Se, Aankhon Mein Samaaya Hai Khwabon Mein Bhi Aa Aa Kar, Neendon Ko Churaya Hai Aangan Mein Yeh Khushbu Ka,

Hum pagal chand ko pane chley thy

Hum pagal chand ko pane chley thy, hamein kya khabar thi khud ko rulane chaley thy, ab to daman me bs yaaden hi pari

By talkhow do i look paindu

By talk,how do i look…? Paindu Proud Sharp Shokh Decent Well mannerd Funny Cute Ziddi Ladla masum Send to ur frenz & c wat

Dont show so much of love on

Don’t Show So Much Of Love On Anyone Since It Creates A Non-Curable Pain When They Avoid You. Don’t Wait For Second Opportunity Because

Bitter truth valentines day where single

…Bitter Truth… Valentine’s Day Where Single People Wish They Were Dating… and Dating People Wish They Were Single… =P 😉

Red rose our love is that

Red Rose Our love is that of a red rose Whose splendor rises as the sun shows its face, Whose petals expand further and

Girl do you believe in angels

Girl: do you believe in angels? boy: yeah. girl: where do they live? boy: some in heaven, some on earth. girl: have you ever

Memories last forever they simply never die

?Memories last forever, they simply never die, true friends stay together – they NEVER say good-bye.

Gabbar sends kaalia and two others to

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and started shouting: ?Abe O

True luv story a mosquito

True Luv Story A Mosquito & Hen Fell In Love Wid Each Other 1 Day They Kissed Each Other Hen Died Of Maleria &

If i were to describe true luv

If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm

Dear allah i dont know all the

Dear Allah..!! I dont know all the challenges my friends are facing but u know everything!! I hear their silence,, U hear their plead.

When two people are at one in

When two people are at one in their inmost hearts They shatter even the strength of iron or of bronze And when two people

when you give importance to people

– When you give importance to people they think that you are always free, BUT They never understand that you make yourself available for

Hazrat mohammad saww ney zindgi mein sirf

HAZRAT MOHAMMAD S.A.W.W ney zindgi mein sirf aik(1) HAJJ kiya, 4 bar UMRAH kiya AP S.A.W.W ney 53years MAKKAH mein, 10 years MADINA mein

jb chote thy tb bary hone

‘ Jb Chote Thy Tb Bary Hone Ki Bari Chaht Thi, Pr Ab Pta Chala Ky, ‘ Adhury Ehsas Aur Tuty Sapno Se Achy,

Dont ask d person who loves some1

DOnt Ask D PersOn WhO LOves SOme1, But Ask D PersOn WhO Have LOst SOme1 They Only Can Feel D True L O v

Sometimes i wish certain people wont tell

Sometimes, i wish certain people wont tell me that they love me.. wanna know why? so that i wont waste my time believing their

Khaas they kabhi nazroon me kisi k

Khaas they kabhi nazroon me kisi k hum bhi mohsin Magar nazron k Taqazay badalny me kb dair lgti hai.

Angels r moving door2door tonight dropping

Angels r moving door2door TONIGHT dropping blessings,I prayed to ALLAH that they get to your door soon.Remember me in ur prays‘SHAB-E-MERAJ MUBARAK’

Husband wanted to call the hospital ask

Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, “How’s the situation?” He

My grandmothers hands they are very nice

My Grandmother’s Hands they are very nice The hands which spank my butt only twice Those hands that are so simple Those hands which

jab chaley they t0 tanha safar

*** Jab Chaley They T0 Tanha They Safar Mai’n, ‘M0H$!Ñ’ ***Phir Tum Miley Gham Miley,Tanhai mili Qaafla Sa ßa’n Gaya …***.

Know lots of people hate me

know lots of people hate me because i am 2 bad but, few people surely love me because they know that my little goodness

Ur upper eyelashes hav fallen in luv

Ur upper eyelashes hav fallen in luv with ur lower eyelashes n they want 2 hug each other 4 da whole nite, they r

Roya kerty they jo hamarey pehlo mai

Roya kerty they jo hamarey pehlo mai beith ker Aj kehty hia k furset nahi hai tum sy baat kerny ki

Now a days people r just like

Now a days People r just like bluetoOth..!! If u stay clOse they stay cOnnected & If u gO away They find New devices

Those who can sense ur sadness in

Those who can sense ur sadness in ur smiles, Can hear ur words in ur silence, Can feel ur love in ur anger, Trust

Be khawb zindagi ka parastaar kon tha

Be khawb zindagi ka parastaar kon tha,,,??? Itni udas raat mein be daar kon tha,,,????? Kis ko ye fikr thi k mohabbat mein kia

They join hands in hands brave pakistanis

They Join hands in Hands, Brave Pakistanis all! By uniting we stand by dividing we fall, Jashne Azadi Mubarak. Allah Bless our country.

Jab tere shar main raha karte they

JAB TERE SHAR MAIN RAHA KARTE THEY, HUM BHE CHUP CHAP JEA KARTE THEY, ANKHON MAIN PIYAS HUA KARTI THI, DIL MAIN TOOFAN UTHA

Treat every1 with sincerity even those

‘Treat every1 with sincerity, Even those who R not sincere 2u, Not because they R not nice, But Because U r nice…!