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Good judgement comes from experience unfortunately the

Good judgement comes from experience. Unfortunately, the experience usually come from bad judgement.

The most cute sentence by a kid

The Most Cute Sentence by a Kid Written over his Maths Book. ‘Dear Maths, Please Grow UP And Start Solving Your Problems Yourself.’ 🙂

50th birthday messages the years between

50th Birthday Messages The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are

Dil ki kitab ka safar le gya

Dil ki Kitab ka safar le gya koi, Ankhon se nend urha gya koi, kisi ki yaad me tarapne ki adat nai the mujh

Friendship is a plant of slow growth

Friendship is a plant of slow growth and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation.

Pyar ankon se jataya to bura man

Pyar ankon se jataya to bura man gae Hale dil humne sunaya to bura man gae Wo to har roz rulaate the humen Hum

The greater the loyalty of a group

The greater the loyalty of a group toward the group, the greater is the motivation among the members to achieve the goals of the

happy

‘ ‘* ‘Happy’ . *’. ‘ . * EID MUBARAK . . *’ . * May Allah bless ur whole life with the same

You bring out the best in me

You bring out the best in me. I feel like being myself when you are with me. I love you.

If u love some one dont keep

If u love some one don’t keep it in ur heart keep it in ur nails if u fail in love don’t break ur

Kal halki barish thi sard hawa ka

Kal halki halki barish thi, Kal sard hawa ka raqs bhi tha, Kal phool bhi nikhray nikhray the, Kal un main app ka aqs

bass ek ehd e wafa hi na

*. . .Bass Ek Ehd-E-Wafa Hi Na Nibhaya Us Ne, mOhS!n. . . . . .* Warna Her Baat Mein Wo Mujh Se Boht

Life is the flower for which love

“Life is the flower for which love is the honey.” GOOD NITE

One day a rich dad took his

…*One day a rich dad took his son on a trip. wanted to show him how poor some one can be… They spent time

It was always said of him that

It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be

Wishing you smiles and all things nice

Wishing you smiles and all things nice. May this Eid bring all the comforts, you have ever wanted, and all the joy and laugher

Son papa aap jese mujhe maarte ho

Son: Papa aap jese mujhe maarte ho wese dada bhi aap ko marte the…? Dad: han bilkul Son: phir 1 baat batao? Ye khandani

The famous island located at the mouth

The famous Island located at the mouth of the Hudson River is Manhattan.

Experience is a good school but the

Experience is a good school, but the fees are high. Heinrich Heine

Hawa kay hathon ki meherbaani se dar

Hawa kay hathon ki meherbaani se dar gaaye hain Yeh phool khushboo ki raye gain se dar gaaye hain Humein bhi rukhsat ki rasam

In a relationship it is not important

in a relationship, it is not important that both partners think the same…what is important is that they both think together.

Life is not about the people who

Life is not about the people who act true to your face. It is about the people who remain true even behind your bac

To the beautiful couple in all land

To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary… sweEty@puPpy

Hinow i am coming to meet u

Hi,now i am coming to meet u… in the way of sun light… in the way of sweet breeze… in the way of good

Aafat kii shokhiyaan hain tumhaarii nigaah men

aafat kii shoKhiyaa.N hai.n tumhaarii nigaah me.n mehashar ke fitane khelate hai.n jalwa-gaah me.n wo dushmanii se dekhate hai.n dekhate to hai.n mai.n shaad

Vo saahilon pe gaane vaale kyaa hue

vo saahilo.n pe gaane vaale kyaa hue vo kashtiyaa.N jalaane vaale kyaa hue vo subah aate aate rah ga_ii kahaa.N jo qaafile the aane

Beauty doesnt make love but makes

BEAUTY doesn’t make love but love makes BEAUTY ; BREAK everything but never BREAK the HEART; HEART is the music, PLAY it but never

Buying books would be a good thing

Buying books would be a good thing if one could also buy the time to read them in: but as a rule the purchase

Al quran o my people enter the holy

Al-Quran; O my people! enter the holy land which Allah has prescribed for you and turn not on your backs for then you will

Technological mistake in punjabi couple late night

Technological Mistake in punjabi couple; Late night, Boy drops the girl at her home on the gate, He ‘PUTS’ his ‘HAND’ on the ‘WALL’

When two people are under the influence

When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to

No joke w0uld sound laughable once u

No joke w0uld sound laughable once u have heard it alreaDy. But why the same Pain hurts more than once, when we’ve already cried

Na koi khawab na saheli thi us

Na koi khawab na koi saheli thi us mohabbat mein main akeli thi ishq main tum kahaan kay sachay the jo aziyat thi woh

Every man has a definite style toattract

Every Man has a definite Style tOAttract wOman… But, The gOlden Rule Says: No, One is Tempted, If She is nOt Interested..

To be honest with you i dont

To be honest with you, I don’t have the words to make you feel better, but I do have the arms to give you

If u r sitting among a group

If u r sitting among a group of people and their heads are down and urs is up, that’s not the proof that you

The softness of a pers0ns nature does

The SoftneSs of A pers0n’s nature does not mean Wéaknèss. BécaÃœsè, Noth¡ng ¡s Softer than Water. But ¡ts force can break the StronGest Rocks!

Santa joined nasa after one month the

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA

Hello this is the first day of

Hello This is the first Day of 2012 .. I do pray for you that u face many happins .. N this year become

The perfect girl which does not

The Perfect girl: which does not bother, does not shout, does not flirt with others, does not lie, does not cheat, does not cry,

E x c e l n t

E x c e l l e n t T h o u g h t ~*~ No One Can Ever Fail In …TRUE

People say walking on wateris a miracle

people say walking on wateris a miracle, but to me walking peacefully on earth is the real miracle………..!

Is window a virus 1 viruses

Is Window A virus? 1. Viruses replicate quickly. Windows does this. 2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they

A state of limbo the calm before

A state of limbo The calm before the storm Eyes dry still Expecting the worst The forever leaping heart The battle of wills No

If your asking if i need u

If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever.. If Your askin if I’ll Leave U the answer is Never.. If Your

To be yourself in a world that

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.

Considering his achievements of creating shortage wheat

Considering his achievements of creating shortage of wheat gas power sugar water Musharaf has been given the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

The willingness to listen the patience understand

The willingness to listen, the patience to understand, the strength to support, the heart to care & just to be there…. that is the

Anniversary is the day you remember that

Anniversary is the day you remember that both of you committed to a lifetime of love and relationship. Cheers then for remembering!

Talent develops in tranquillity character the full

Talent develops in tranquillity, character in the full current of human life. Goethe, Johann Wolfgang von

3 nice stories 1onceall villagers decided

3 Nice Stories 1.Once,all Villagers decided to pray for rain on the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy come with

Mudat baad aaj fir teri yaad aa

mudat baad aaj fir teri yaad aa gayee in banjar aanko me os si nammi chaa gayee kuch beete haseen pal samne aankho ke

The differnce bw frnd n best frnd

The differnce b/w frnd n best frnd. Frnd says: ‘yar plz drive safely n slowly.’ Best frnd says: ‘abey bhaga yar agay wali car

Exercise is not an option its a

Exercise is not an option. It’s a must for the overall physical and mental well-being, without which one can achieve very little, if ever.

Extreme of fashion dhoti with zip

Extreme of Fashion? * Dhoti with Zip. Extreme of Secrecy? * Blank Visiting Card. Extreme of Stupidity? * Looking through keyhole of a glass

Smile is the 2nd best thing u

Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips. Of course you know the first one… 😀 It’s keeping ur mouth shut.

Mushkil hai ab shahar main nikle koi

mushkil hai ab shahar main nikle koi ghar se dastar pe bat a gai hai hoti hui sar se barsa bhi to kis dasht

Chand k sath kai dard purane nikle

chand k sath kai dard purane nikle kitne gam the jo tere gam ke bahane nikle fasl-e gul ai phir ik bar asiran-e-vafa apne

Tell me computer mouse is male

Tell Me Computer Mouse Is Male Or Female? . . . . The Mouse Is . . . . . . . . .

As the year 2010 draws to an

As The Year 2010 Draws To An End, I Want To Thank The Special People, Who Touched My Life With Their Concern & Made

The pyramids in egypt are actually

THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY…………………………… ………. RAJANIKANTHS PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!! * BREAKING NEWS: NASA DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE…..!! RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE

Thomas carlyle scottish historian and essayist the

Thomas Carlyle (Scottish historian and essayist): “The best lesson which we get from the tragedy of Cerebella is that Husain and his companions were

Wen u nid sum1 2b der 4u

wen u nid sum1 2b der 4u and no 1 is around, gaze at the sky.. i may not b der but rmember dt

Optimism is the faith that leads to

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. Helen Keller

The world doesnot need more mountains to

The world doesnot need more mountains to climb! more seas to cross!or more stars to shine! what the world needs is only more of

And then i saw an awful sight

And then I saw an awful sight A bold and blinding flash of light A lightening bolt that cut the night, and shook me

Wish you a many happy returns of

Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life HAPPY BIRTHDAY

And whenever you give your word say

And whenever you give your word, say the truth [surah al-An’am; 6:152]

Teacher asks girl which part of human

Teacher asks Girl: Which part of Human body Expands 10 times its normal size..? Girl: I can’t answer this question I feel shy…! Teacher

Care is the sweetest form of love

care is the sweetest form of love, when some one says take care it, truly means that u will always be a special part

Life is never measured by the years

Life is never measured by the years u hav, but by the carying u do, the cheer and love u shared, and the happy

This place is no longer new

This place is no longer new to me, But people! they are still the same, … & So are my dreams! I wish, you

Aaj subeh mujhe chirhion ki awazain kuch

aaj subeh mujhe chirhion ki awazain kuch ziada he ache leg rehe then, pool kuch ziada he khobsorat leg rehe the, fiza b kuch

Once a man wz walkin read

Once a man wz walkin & read dis writen on a wall’Qull huwaAllah ho ahad,Allah hu samad,Lam yalid Wa lam youlad,Wa lam yakoul lahu

John keat says the greatest suggestion for

John Keat Says: ‘The Greatest Suggestion for Love’ is.. ‘Don’t Love the one Who is Beautiful for the World, But ‘Love The 0ne Who

Dream touches your heart and soul it

Dream touches your heart and soul. It is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality. Hope you’ll have the sweetest dream tonight… Good

What was the name of civilization that

What was the name of the civilization that dominated the area from the year 2000 BC and 1000 years ahead? The Babylonians The Sumerians

Friends who r they the one

Friends!! who r they? . the one who holds ur hand in a crowd,which is against u. . the one who tap ur back,when

I thought love was just a mirage

I thought love was just a mirage of the mind, it’s an illusion, it’s fake, impossible to find. But the day I met you,

An god astagfirullah some non sense

an God!! (astagfirullah) & some non sense Muslims & FM channels ignore the biggest non pardonable sin ‘shirk’ & listen these songs wich is

Take counsel with your enemies in order

Take counsel with your enemies, in order to learn from their thoughts the extent of their enmity, and the ends they are seeking. Hazrat

Sardar is climbing up the tree

Sardar is climbing up the tree. Monkey: drakht pe kyun aye ho? Sardar: apple khaney. Monkey: lakin ye to aam ka drakht hai. Sardar:

Chori hum se tum aakar mile the

chori chori hum se tum aakar mile the jis jagah muddatein guzri hai per ab tak woh thikana yad hai ..

A smile gives red color 2 ur

‘A smile gives red color 2 ur cheks white color 2 ur teeth pink color 2 ur lips silver color 2 ur eyes. So

Kitne bhartiyon ko lagta hy k

Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k Salman Khan, Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega? Ans: 10% bcoz . . . . . Rest of

Iifa awards 2011 nominees song are

iifa awards 2011 nominees song are: Mika singh Song : dhinka chika dhinka chika Sonu nigam Song: All iz well Sunidhi chohan Song: shela

Pathan calls up white house says

Pathan calls up White House & says I want 2 be the next President of USA. Obama: R U an idiot? Pathan: Why? Is

Jee karta hai ki teri nili aankhon

Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Splash! Yeh

Even though you are not right next

Even though you are not right next to me… But still i feel you near me and when i look up at the stars..

A beautiful girl enter in the class

‘A Beautiful Girl enter in the class room.’ ‘All boys got crazy for her.’ ‘They all stand in her way, but after her reply

The spiritual eyesight improves as the physical

The spiritual eyesight improves as the physical eyesight declines. *-*-HAPPY BIRTHDAY*-*-

Dont count what u lost cherish have

Don`t count what U lost, Cherish what U have N plan what to gain bcoz past never returns, but future may return the lost!

May god gift you all the colors

May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other

May this new year bring many opportunities

May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay

Dil ne phir yaad kiya vo

Dil ne phir yaad kiya Vo bhi kya din the humein dil mein bithaya tha kabhi Aur hans-hans ke gale tumne lagaya tha kabhi

Christmas is the season for kindling fire

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.

A joke only for engineers once

A Joke Only For Engineers Once A ‘Constant’ n ‘e^x’ Were Standing, They Saw A Derivative Coming From Aside, Constant Ran Away Saying ‘Derivative’

Ab to mumkin hi nahi un se

‘Ab to mumkin hi nahi un se mulaqat “WASI” Ab to urooj pe pahunchi hai us ki zaat “WASI” Wohi wade hain aur rasmon

Geomentary batain duniya ka pehla traffic signal

‘GEOMENTARY’ Batain Duniya Ka Pehla Traffic Signal Kahan Lagaya Gya Tha? . Jawab Janiye Is Bread K Baad! BREAK: Ufone… Tum he to ho

Really want u to be mineand ill

really want u to be mine,and i’ll say this all the time, u really are one of kind, and swwtest i”ll find ,good night

Someone misses u needs worries about

SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? . . . THE MONKEY IN… THE ZOO. ;-)=D….

We must become the change we want

We must become the change we want to see. Mahatma Gandhi

Suhana msam tha hwa mai nami the

Suhana møsam tha hwa mai nami the aanso ki behti nadi abhi thami the milnå tø hum b chahtay thay par ùs k pass

Ya allah open the happiest doors to

Ya ALLAH OPEN the Happiest Doors To the One who is ReADING this Message Lighten his/her deeds And make JANNAH his/her 1st & Last

Coin always make sound but the currency

Coin always make sound but the currency notes are always silent So when ur value increases keep urself calm n silentGud morning

True comments by a broken heart

True Comments By A Broken Heart . . . . …Why Are You Such A Bitch? Maybe Next Time You Can Eat Your Make

I was asked about newtons law and

I was asked about Newton’s law and I said I don’t know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn’t

Even so poor birds deceived with painted

Even so poor birds deceived with painted grapes Do surfeit by the eye and pine the maw; Even so she languisheth in her mishaps

Bhir main ik ajnabi ka samana acha

Bhir main ik ajnabi ka samana acha laga sab se chup kar vo kisi ka dekhna acha laga surmai ankhon k niche phul se

To the beautiful couple in all land

To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.Happy Anniversary

Teacher tell me the names of 10

Teacher: ‘Tell Me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements?’ Sardar Student: ‘Oxygen, Chlorine, Florine, Noreen, Ambreen, Samreen, Nasreen, Afreen, Parveen and Yasmeen

Love easy to say difficult stay

Love Easy to say – Difficult to stay.. Beautiful to feel – Difficult to deal… Difficulty is a part of Life… But That’s the

When u smilemy eyes smile sometimes

WHEN U SMILE,MY EYES SMILE SOMETIMES I WONDER WHAT IS THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN US??? MAY BE ITS JUST THAT…. WHEN U SMILE,MY EYES SMILE

If you never taste a bad apple

If You Never Taste A Bad Apple You Would Never Appreciate A Good Apple. Sometimes We Need To Experience Bitterness Of Life To Understand

Valentines day is either of these two

Valentines day is either of these two things 1) crying in the bathroom because your boyfriend left u OR 2) making love in the

Smile tears usually not seen

‘SMILE & TEARS’ Usually Not Seen Together, But When They Are Together Its The Best Moment Of Life…

G o to bed o ff the light

G-O to Bed O-ff the light O-ut of Tenshion D-reams come N-ice sleep I-gnore worries G-et up Earlier H-ave a Nice Thought. T-hank the

As received please inform ur friends n

As received. Please inform ur friends n relative, do not use the following medicines as these r the suspected drugs of the PIC deaths.

aankh rone ko tarasti h to

*’* Aankh Rone Ko Tarasti H To Dil Zakhmon Ko, Koi Aya Nhi Ehsan Jatane Kb Se, *’* Jin K Sadqe M Bsa Karte

Invite allah into the chemistry of life

Invite Allah Into The Chemistry of Life. He’ll Dilute your Sorrows, Evaporate your Worries, Filter your Mistakes & Leave you with Crystals of Happiness!

If you love some one because you

If you love some one because You think that he is really gorgeous… Then it’s not love.. It’s – INFATUATION. . . If you

Faraz kesi khushi wehshat kese jazbat kesa

Faraz, kesi khushi, kesi wehshat, kese jazbat, kesa khaoff, The number u have dial is powered off…:

Love is like wildflowers its often found

“Love is like wildflowers; It’s often found in the most unlikely places.”

A student called up his physics professor

A student called up his physics professor but got professors wife on the call ‘he died last week’, she explained… Next day studend called

I dont want to get the end

I don’t want to get to the end of my life and find that I lived just the length of it. I want to

Gustakh e rasool aur gustakh e auliya e kiram lanat he aise kamino

GUSTAKH-E-RASOOL AUR Gustakh-E-AULIYA-E-KIRAM LANAT HE AISE KAMINO PE.. Iman ke Lutere WAHABI RASHID GANGOHI: JO SHAKHS ALLAH KE SIWA KISI DUSRE (HUZOOR) KO ILM-E-GAIB

Mohabbat hamsafar meri kathin hai zindagi kitni

Mohabbat hamsafar meri!! Kathin hai zindagi kitni Safar dushwaar kitna hai Kabhi paaon nahi chalte Kabhi rasta nahi milta Hamara saath de paye Koi

Reply the answer 1 ek baat jo

Reply The Answer.. 1- Ek Baat Jo Mujh Main Buri Ho?? 2- Ek Baat Jo Mujh Main Achi Ho?? 3- Mere Sath Bitaya Hua

Network busy number no signal massage not

Network busy number busy No signal massage not sent…. That’s what we’ll see on 1st day of ‘’Eid’’ So “Happy Eid Day” before the

The use of travelling is to regulate

The use of travelling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are.

Kar na sake hum pyar ka soda

KAR NA SAKE HUM PYAR KA SODA KEEMAT HE KUCH AISE THE JEETE BAZI HAR GYAE HUM KISMAT HE KUCH AISE THE ~ALI~

Beauty doesnt make luv but makes

Beauty doesn’t make luv but luv makes beauty break everything but never break the heart Heart is the music play it but never play

God bless u n keep safe not

God Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Throughout Life That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be