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American can u swim pathan no

American: Can U swim? Pathan: No Amrican: Dog is Better than U bcz it Swims Pathan: Can U Swim? Amrican: Yes Pathan: whats the

Vo saahilon pe gaane vale kya hue

Vo saahilon pe gaane vale kya hue Vo kashtiyan jalane vale kya hue Vo subah aate aate rah gai kahan, Jo qaafile the aane

You are the best teacher in this

You are the best Teacher in this world. Wherever I may go in my life, I will always remember that I had an excellent

Your voice shall not be silenced because

Your voice shall not be silenced because it brings life to my heart, ur wings shall not be broken because their motion removes the

Missing somebody call wanna meet up

Missing somebody? ………..Call Wanna meet up? ……….. Invite Wanna be understood? ……….. Explain Have questions? ……….. Ask Don’t like something? ……….. Say it Like

Love is a dream its gone

Love is a dream Its gone as we wake up Leaving some moments To be cherished …Love is like a wind It embraces us

Best frndz are like beautiful street lamps

Best frndz are Like beautiful street lamps.. They may not make the distance shorter but, they light your path & make the journey easier..

Marne se bhi pahle mar gaye the

Marne se bhi pahle mar gaye the Jeene se kuchh aise dar gaye the Raste me jahaaN talak diyay the Saare mere hum-safar gaye

The largest cinema in the world is

The largest cinema in the world is the Fox theatre, Detroit, USA.

Style of break up boy bought gift

Style of break up: Boy bought gift for His Girl friend- GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket? Boy: U wanted stars

Auspicious red sunkissed gold soothing silver pretty

Auspicious red. Sunkissed gold. Soothing silver. Pretty purple. Blissful blue. Forever green. I wish u and all family members The most colorful Holi.

Beauty is an ecstasy it as simple

Beauty is an ecstasy; it is as simple as hunger. There is really nothing to be said about it. It is like the perfume

Change does not necessarily assure progress but

Change does not necessarily assure progress, but progress implacably requires change. Education is essential to change, for education creates both new wants and the

Ch0ose the c0rrect 0pti0n 1 vitamin

Ch0osE the c0rreCT 0pti0n 1) Vitamin c is available in: A) Egg B) Wheat C) Fish D) 0range 2) The t0tal number of planets

The worst thing in life is attachment

The worst thing in life is ‘ATTACHMENT’. It hurts when u lose it. The best thing is ‘LONELINESS’ Bcz it teaches u evrything &

What i dream of is an art

What I dream of is an art of balance, of purity and serenity devoid of troubling or depressing subject matter…a soothing, calming influence on

On easter day the veil between time

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. HAPPY EASTER DAY

I miss u iits just been days

I miss u. I=Its just been days since you left M=Months and ages it feels I=It isnt easy you know S=Smiles and laughs that

Here is a wishing that the coming

Here is a wishing that the coming year is a glorious one that rewards all your future endeavors with success

Assalam o alaikum subah bkhair sometimes

‘ASSALAM O ALAIKUM & SUBAH BKHAIR’ Sometimes in Our Life We Feel That All Doors of Success Are Closed,,,..”……. At That Time Remember These

51 ash shahid the one who nothing is

51. Ash-Shahid: The One who nothing is absent from Him.

Tonight i ask the stars above how

Tonight I ask the stars above, How I’ll ever win ur Hug Day, What do I do,What do I say, 2 turn ur angel

Mrbean went to guinness book office

MR.BEAN Went To Guinness Book Office To Check If He Is Still The Bigges Comedian On Earth Or Not, But He Came Out Angrily

Somehow not only for christmas but all

Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back

Apologizing doesnt mean that you are wrong

Apologizing doesn’t mean that you are wrong and the other is right. It only means that you value the relationship much more than your

The taste of water can be enjoyed

“The taste of water can be enjoyed only when we are thirsty..!” Same way, “The Love of a Persons will be known when we

When i was walking alonei wishedthati can

When i was Walking ‘Alone’,i Wished,thati can Reachthe End of the Road.But,when youJoined ‘Me’,i wish,that,the Road Never Ends…! @

Short but nice sentence life

Short but Nice Sentence… ‘ Life is Beautiful only 4 those who knows how to celebrate the ‘PAIN’

Never ignore a person who loves ucares

Never ignore a person who loves u,cares u,like u,…..bcoz one day u will realize that u have lost the moon while counting the stars…

Saath chalne main jo maza hota woh

Saath chalne main jo maza hota Woh humain bhi kabhi mila hota Yeh hi hasrat rahi hamari faqat Saath apne koi chala hota Hum

Never make a bit of gap between

Never make a bit of gap between the dear ones! because you can never bear the pain when the gap is filled by someone

Qadamo ma the zame safer fasalo tha

qadamo ma the zame safer fasalo ma tha, ma door tha bahat mager rastoo ma tha

The person who risks nothing does has

The person who risks nothing, does nothing, has nothing, is nothing, and becomes nothing. He may avoid suffering and sorrow, but he simply cannot

Quote there is no fear in l0ve

Quote: There is no fear in l0vE, If the l0vE is real & perfect it 0vershad0ws all fears & c0ncern. =l0vE is n0t what

With this he breaketh from the sweet

With this, he breaketh from the sweet embrace Of those fair arms which bound him to her breast, And homeward through the dark land

This place is no longer new

This place is no longer new to me, But people! they are still the same, … & So are my dreams! I wish, you

Forgiveness when its not given in

‘Forgiveness’ When it’s not given in the rite time or When it is not asked in the rite time, You will miss something PRECIOUS

Police sardr se tumhe chori karte waqt

Police sardr se: Tumhe chori karte waqt apni Bv or betiyo ka khayal nahi aya? Sardr: Khayal to aya tha. Lekin dukan me sirf

The 1 who hold ur hand every

The 1 who hold ur hand every time when u need support Is surely a good friend; But a TRUE FRIEND is 1 who

Greetings are music but i cant give

Greetings are music but I can’t give you the sound of my voice. All you can hear is a beep that comes from my

Every great work every big accomplishment has

Every great work, every big accomplishment, has been brought into manifestation through holding to the vision, and often just before the big achievement, comes

Glory of the day soundless and restrain

Glory of the day, soundless and restrain With dark clouds, and blessings of rains.. Clouds on way, the splashing of drops, Cheers of birds,

Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya

Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the, yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the, ab un raho se guzra nahi jata, jaha

1 sweet si choti larki or larka

1 Sweet Si Choti Larki Or Larka Beth Kar 2no Ek Sat Ro Rahy The, Un Se Pocha Gaya K Tum 2no Kyun Ro

The national animal of pakistan is the

The national animal of Pakistan is the… Markhor Bengal Tiger Camel Cobra Lemur

Students declaration at the end of answer

StudentS Declaration At The End Of Answer Paper. It Reminds Me Of Disclaimer Notices! I Hereby Declare That Answers Written Above R True 2

Uska rishta na hone ka bayas uska

Uska rishta na hone ka bayas uska abba tha, Sab khairaan the usne aisa abba kahan se labba tha, Samajh nahi aati bati dhaarein

Likhne bethay the tareef nam e mohammad sal lal

Likhne bethay the Tareef NAM-e-MOHAMMAD (SAL LAL LAHO ‘ALAIHI WASALLAM)ki Alfaaz khatam ho gaye Tareef shuroo hone se pehle..

0ve and death are two un invited guests

£0ve and death are two un-invited guests, when they come n0body kn0ws, ßut ß0th d0 the same work, 0ne takes heart and the other

Kisko qaatil main kahoon maseehaa samajhoon sab

kisko qaatil maiN kahooN kisko maseehaa samaJhooN sab yahaaN dost hee baiThe haiN kise kyA samaJhooN wo bhI kyA din the ke har vaham

A student called up his physics professor

A Student Called Up His Physics Professor.. His Wife Picked Up D Phone Nd Said ‘He Died Last Week’.. Next Day Student Called Again..

When you are a bear of very

When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish

Truely awesome quote dont love

Truely Awesome Quote ..:) Dont LOVE The Person Who Enjoys’ With U..! Love The Person Who Really Suffers’ Without U..!! BCOZ…. The Pain Of

Teacher asked to a boy whats the

Teacher asked to a boy. What’s the difference between young age and old age..? Boy: In young age there are girls phone numbers in

Someday in his time whatever you ask

Someday in HIS time, whatever you ask for will come true. It may not be in the exact package u wanted, but it will

Have u done 2 of the most

Have u done 2 of the most important things when u woke up today???? 1) pray , so that u may live long 2)

The most important thing about having goals

The most important thing about having goals is having one. Geoffrey F. Abert

Pink flowers blossomed in the season i

Pink flowers blossomed in the season I met you. With your attentions they are opening again, though these wounds had healed already. How long

The thoughts we choose to think are

The thoughts we choose to think are the tools we use to paint the canvas of our lives. Louise Hay

Gar chashm se nikal kar thahar jaaye

gar chashm se nikal kar Thahar jaaye raah me.n par jaaye.n laakh aable_paa-e-nigaah me.n sher uThate the na dhuup ke maare kachhaar se aahuu

Sardar his wife going 2 city

Sardar & his wife going 2 city in auto…. driver adjusted mirror.. sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife… go & sit back i

teri nigah k jadu bikharte jate

*’* Teri Nigah K Jadu Bikharte Jate Hain, *’* Jo Zakhm Dil Ko Mile The Wo Bhrte Jate Hen, *’* Tere Bagher Wo Din

If my t0mor0w never c0mes im s0rry

If My T0mOr0w Never C0mes, Im S0rry, F0r Al The Mean Things I Might Have Said.. Im S0rry, F0r Al The Things I Did

Dil men tere firaaq k jitne the

dil men tere firaaq k jitne the zaKhm bhar gaye, barish-e-wisal wo hui sara gubar dhul gaya, wo B nikhar nikhar gaya, ham B

School days fun remember teachers red nose

School days fun.. Remember teacher’s red nose bus-stop masti,eating choclate finishing tiffen before bell, loving friends.forgetting books,punisment lass,my damn crazz. Life yaahi hai……tension nahi

Best wishes to you both on ur

Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,As you make a wonderful pair.Happy Wedding

Night is the essence of pride for

Night is the essence of pride, for i”ll be dreaming of my to be bride,sweetdreams and goodnight is wished,for she will never know how

88 al ghaniyy the one who does not

88. Al-Ghaniyy: The One who does not need the creation. 89. Al-Mughni: The One who satisfies the necessities of the creatures.

U can get her love in the

U can get her love in the form of Sister, Friend, Beloved, Wife, in the form of Mother in the form of Grandmother….. So,…..Respect

In life never trust people whose

In life never trust people whose feelings changes with time But trust people whose feelings remain the same even when time changes.

Tere sheher e wafa k logon ne pehle pyar

Tere Sheher-e-Wafa k Logon ne, Pehle Pyar kya phir Chhor dia, Mujhe Sagar Samajh k Peety The, Jab Piyas Bujhi Tab Torr Dia.

Sardar saw a very high airtel tower

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing this he said “India is developing fast, see there

Wakeup please the moon has been sighted

Wakeup please, the moon has been sighted, the samosas r ready, here comes EID so just go steady lots of DUA’s is all I

Chaand hi nekla na baadal chama cham

Chaand Hi Nekla Na Baadal Hi Chama Cham Barsa Raat Dil Par Gham-E-Dil Surat-E-Shabnam Barsa Jalti Jaati Hain Jaden Sookhte Jaate Hain Shajr Ho

Generation gap our parents taught us

Generation Gap Our parents taught us the meaning of APPLE n BLACKBERRY Now We r teaching them the features of APPLE n BLACKBERRY :

Of all the smiles u received today

Of all the smiles u received today, there was a smile u didnt see. A smile not from the lips, but straight from the

Best catching line you look

Best Catching Line … You Look Almost PERFECT … …The Only Thing I Can See That’s Wrong Is Your LIPS … They Are Not

Memory is a way of holding on

“Memory is a way of holding on to the things you love, the things you are, the things you never want to lose.” Kevin

Q during marriage ceremony why is the

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A: He is given his last chance to run away…!!

The greatest inspiration is often born of

The greatest inspiration is often born of desperation. Comer Cotrellnspiration is often born of desperation. Comer Cotrell

Wishing u g morning o afternoon

Wishing u……………. Wishing u……………. G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack – I save the money…………………

On this wonderful day a star

On This Wonderful Day, A Star Of pure Love Appeared To be My Gift … My Present And My Future You…!!! I Am Very

Kabhi phool jo khushbu dete the aaj

kabhi phool jo khushbu dete the, aaj kyu woh muskurate nahi? woh pal jo hume khushiyan dete the, ab kyu humein hasaate nahi? jo

Half the failures in life arise from

Half the failures in life arise from pulling in one’s horse as he is leaping. August Hare

Cut you did with a pocket knife

Cut you did with a pocket knife. Paste you did with glue A web was a spider’s home And a virus was the flu.

If you are comfortable in standing alone

If you are comfortable in standing alone the world will come to you seeking the secret of your success.

May the light of jumma shine in

May The Light Of Jumma, Shine In Your House. The Strength of Eemaan, Stay in Your Heart. And May Allah Shower His Countless Blessings

Ek khawabo ka mahel humne bhi sajaya

ek khawabo ka mahel humne bhi sajaya tha ek chota sa ghar humne bhi banaya tha aangan mein do kaliya sundar bhaag ko mehkayegi

Chahenge tumhe par kabhi ruswa na karenge

Chahenge tumhe par kabhi ruswa na karenge Sayon se bhi tere kabhi shikwa na karenge Bhoole se kabhi raah me mil jaungi tujhko Milne

The largest church in the world is

The largest church in the world is Basilica of St. Peter, Vatican City, Rome.

Haseen palon ko phir se aabad kar

Haseen palon ko phir se aabad kar rahe the, Chand se apki baat kar rahe the. Dil ko bada sakoon mila jaan kar, ki

42 aj jalil the one who is attributed

42. Aj-Jalil: The One who is attributed with greatness of Power and Glory of status.

Whn old wishes in ur heartol d

Whn old wishes in ur heart,ol d dreams uv evr had & ol d things uv always hoped 4 soar in2 the sky &

No one understands the silence between my

No one understands the silence between my words, No one understands the sadness behind my smile, No one understands the unsaid feelings of mine,

All the love that history knows

All The Love That History Knows, Is Said To Be In Every Rose. Yet All That Could Be Found In Two, Is Less Than

A fact what is the heaviest

A Fact…! What is the Heaviest Burden of Life ? . . . . . . . . . . . . ‘An Empty

Keep the smile leave tears think of

‘Keep the smile, leave the tears, Think of Joy and forget your fears, Here I am wishing you a very happy new year. ‘

It is in fact nothing short of

It is in fact nothing short of a miracle that the modern methods of instruction have not yet entirely strangled the holy curiosity of

Din dhal chuka tha or parinda safar

Din dhal chuka tha or parinda safar main tha sara laho badan ka rawan misht-e-par main tha had-e-ufaq pay sham the khaimay main muntazir

Awam suber sy kam le

Awam suber sy kam le . . . . . . . . . . . . . .pakistan ko cup ke nhn, roti.kapra.or

When the midnight bell rings tonight let

When the midnight bell rings tonight… Let it signify new and better things for you, let it signify a realization of all things you

Curiosity killed the cat but for a

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Stephen Wright

Half of the problems in life are

Half of the problems in life are because we act without thinking and rest half is because we keep on thinking without acting.

Its a dedicated ceremony an aniversary but

Its a dedicated ceremony, an aniversary, but not wedding. The easy way to tell is its birthday. Have a smile in all the way

To the best friend someone could ever

To the best friend someone could ever know warm friendly thoughtful intelligent and KIND. Thank you for havn me at your most special and

Apologizing doesnt mean that you are wrong

Apologizing doesn’t mean that you are wrong and the other person is right, but it means that you value your relation-ships more than your

Before the clock strikes twelve let me

Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more… Happy birthday…

You dont change peoples mind by the

You dont change peoples mind by the words you speak. You inspire change in their hearts by the life you live.

Husband returning late form work

Husband : ( Returning late form work ) ?Good evening Dear, I?m now logged in.? Wife : Have you brought the ring ? Husband

id milad ul nabi

****** || ||**** || ID ****** MILAD-UL-NABI /””/’ /’”” / /,,,./,,,//,,,/ UBARAK ,,,” 48445,”Tamam Bani Nooh Jinnat-e-Insaano ko *The HOLY prophet Muhammad (Saww) ka

If u trust sum1 till the

‘If U Trust Sum1, Trust Till The End; Whatever The Results May Be’ In The End Either U’ll Have A Very Good Relation Or

An application to the head master in

An application to the head master in Punjabi. guzarish hai k mera hun school aan nu dil nai karda tusi bachian wi alag kar

Garmi ziada hai pankha thora taiz kardo

Garmi ziada hai pankha thora taiz kardo… Garmi ziada hai pankha thora taiz kardo… Kis ne kaha tha pepsi 65 ki kardo The chappal

Um meri ankh k tewar na bhula

um meri ankh k tewar na bhula paoge ankahi bat ko samjhoge to yad aunga ham ne khushyon ki tarah dukh bhi ikathe dekhe

63 al hayy the one attributed with a

63. Al-Hayy: The One attributed with a life that is unlike our life and is not that of a combination of soul, fleshor blood.

When someone says expect the unexpected

When Someone Says ‘Expect The Unexpected’ . . … . . I Like To PUNCH Them In The Face To Express My Agreement …

A new year is unfolding like a

A new year is unfolding Like a blossom with petals curled Tightly concealing the beauty within. Wish you happy new year

Zamane me bhi dhondo ge to hum

Zamane Me Bhi Dhondo Ge To Hum Sa Ho Nahi Sakta, … Sada Usko He Chahte Hain Jo Apna Ho Nahi Sakta. ~*~ Bohat

When an angel came to me he

When an angel came to me, he asked: ‘What is your wish for tonight?’ I said ‘Please take care of the person who’s reading

1 admi ne hotel k room me

1 Admi ne Hotel k Room me Computr deka to socha k BV ko mail kr du Usne mail likh k Galat Adres pr

If we are to achieve a richer

If we are to achieve a richer culture, rich in contrasting values, we must recognize the whole gamut of human potentialities, and so weave

Perhaps the most valuable result of all

Perhaps The Most Valuable Result Of All Education Is The Ability To Make Yourself Do The Thing You Have To Do, When It Ought

Allah knows best knows whats best

Allah Knows Best Allah knows what’s best for us So why should we complain We always want the sunshine But He knows there must

L is for lust o over v

L is for lust L is for lust O is for over v is for very loveable e is for ever the 4 signs

After reading this sentence you will realize

After Reading This Sentence You Will Realize That The The Brain Doesnt Recognize A Second THE …Now You Read It To See If That’s

Whats the moral of movie robot

What’s The Moral Of Movie ROBOT . . . ? ? . . . . . . . . . . . . .

The longest highway in the world is

The longest highway in the world is the Trans-Canada

Happy new year receive my simple gift

‘Happy New Year Receive my simple gift of Love, Wrapped with Sincerity?, Tied with care and Sealed with blessings, 2 Keep you happy and

Whats the difference between a male lawyer

What’s the difference between a male lawyer and a female lawyer??? Male lawyer knows the LAW. And a female lawyer Knows.. . . The

Twelve red roses 1 the first

Twelve Red Roses #1 The first red rose Sent out of season The second red rose Sent for no reason

64 al qayyum the one who remains and

64. Al-Qayyum: The One who remains and does not end.

Ek dua mangte hai hum apne bhagwan

Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se… Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se, Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki, Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan

Jaany lagy tre shahar sa to tuja

Jaany lagy tre shahar sa to tuja alvida b na keh sake. Tri sadgi thi k tuje bewafa b na keh sake Hum ko