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But i remember all the fun we

But I remember all the fun we had Every time I think about it, it makes me feel so sad I think about your

Tip of the daykabhi ye mat socho

Tip of the DayKabhi ye mat socho tumhari girl friend ne tumhain kitna Romantic SMS bheja hai.Hamesha ye socho usay kisne bheja hai?@

mere mehbob kahen aur mila

*. . .Mere Mehbob Kahen Aur Mila Kar Mujh Se. . .* Taaj Tere Liye Ek Mazhar-E-Ulfat Hi Saheh, Tujh Ko Is Wadiye-E-Rangen Se

The bunch of flowers is being specially

The bunch of *FLOWERS* is being specially delivered to you & Your family. Just to say…. “EID MUBARAK”

The teacher puts 2x5x2 821x on the board

The teacher puts 2x+5×2/-8+21x on the board and asks me to, ‘solve the problem’ I get up, and erase the board, problem solved!!

M is for the million things she

“M” is for the million things she gave me, “O” means only that she’s growing old, “T” is for the tears she shed to

Kal chowdwein ki rat thi shab bhar

Kal chowdwein ki rat thi shab bhar raha charcha tera kuch ne kaha ye chand hai kuch ne kaha chehra tera hum bhi waheen

An god astagfirullah some non sense

an God!! (astagfirullah) & some non sense Muslims & FM channels ignore the biggest non pardonable sin ‘shirk’ & listen these songs wich is

ake the most of it o pen your

-ake the most of it. O-pen your heart and mind. R-emember to thank God. N-ever frown I-magine me N-othing to worry. G-ood Morning! Wish

This is a fantastic time to be

This is a fantastic time to be entering the business world, because business is going to change more in the next 10 years than

Fearless is having the courage to say

Fearless is having the courage to say goodbye to someone who only hurts you, even if you can’t breathe without them?.

I l lo lov love you you

I I l I lo I lov I love I love you… I love you the most. I love you the best. I love

Bakra eid mubarak may ur plate

Bakra Eid Mubarak May ur plate of life be always full of juicy kebabs & tikkas, topped with the chutney of happiness. With best

86 al muqsit the one who is just

86. Al-Muqsit: The One who is Just in His judgment. 87. Aj-Jami^: The One who gathers the creatures on a day that there is

What is thy body but a swallowing

‘What is thy body but a swallowing grave, Seeming to bury that posterity Which by the rights of time thou needs must have, If

Dard ke andheron me simatne lage the

Dard Ke Andheron Me SiMatne Lage The, Sawalonke Bhanwar Me Ghirne Lage The, Bilakhne Lage The Chandni Ki Kirno Se, Haarke Zindagi Se Tootne

One heartbreak two eyes crying three words

One Heartbreak, Two eyes crying, Three words never said again, Four hands that won’t be held, Five mornings before you changed, Six love poems:ripped

Husband sitting near to his wife n

Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur

I hate ego but love him

I Hate Ego But I Love Him… I Hate Liers… But I Love Him…. …………… I Hate Love.. But I Love Him…. I Hate

A good person will always be in

A good person will always be in memory.A better person will always be in dreams.But the best person will always be in heart

There are two kinds of people those

There are two kinds of people, those that do the work and those that take the credit. Try to be in the first group,

An office technician got a call from

An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem

Iu aj pta chlta hai k

I________U Aj pta chlta hai K ap hmary Liye kya sochty hein? Choose the number 12 38 70 19 55 68 92 99 07

Pray to allah almighty and show some

Pray to Allah Almighty, And show some faith n dignity, Quran be at your side, Islam giving you a pride, Sunnah be a light

Love doesnt make the world go round

Love doesn’t make the world go round, Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Falling in love with the lord is

Falling in love with the Lord is the greatest romance; searching HIM, is the greatest adventure; Finding HIM, the greatest achievement; and being with

Thanks for not sending any sms u

Thanks for not sending any SmS.. U hav bcum the Top contender for the ‘KANJUS RATNA’ Award-2008! Na.. Na,, Sms mat karna

Theres nothing rajni cant do rajinikanth

There’s Nothing Rajni Can’t Do Rajinikanth makes onions cry. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycling Bin. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikanth killing people faster

Who invented the light bulb humphry

Who invented the Light Bulb? Humphry Davy

Msjid k leay chnda ki apeal ho

Msjid k leay chnda ki apeal ho rhe the,1 admi khara ho k khta he ma bulb lgva don ga Dosra:ma tube lgva don

todayz thought character is like

=/// TodAyZ ThoUghT ///= Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is that we think of it; the tree

A fanatic is one who cant change

A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject. Winston Churchill

If u wanna know how much i

If u wanna know how much i miss u, Try to catch rain drops, The ones u catch is how much u miss me,

The largest river in france is

The largest river in France is Loire

Jis din tum humien borha dekho sabar

Jis din tum humien borha dekho, Sabar krna aur humien smjhne ki koshish karna… Jab hum khaate hue gandagi karen aur apne kapre badal

Css exam best question spell the

‘CSS’ Exam Best Question: Spell The Word ‘COW’ in 13 Letters Topprz cudn’t Answer! . . … Bt Last bench student answerd… . .

U fastedu prayed been good 4 a

U fasted,u prayed, U been good 4 a whole 30 days. So ur merciful ALLAH gave u a sign, Out came the moon 2

Wife apne husband se shukar he ap

Wife apne husband se: Shukar he ap sahi salaamat ghr wapis aa gye. Husband: Q? Kya hua? Wife: Bahir gali me log keh rhe

We wish u all the joys

We Wish U All The Joys, UR Heart Can Hold All The Smile, A Day Can Bring All The Blessing, Life Can U Fold..

What is mentioned above cos im really

what is mentioned above. cos im really not having the patriotic feelings i used to have till even last year, due to so much

Every sunrise delivers opportunities while every

”Every Sunrise Delivers Opportunities, While Every Sunset Asks What We Did With The Opportunities…’ . Make The Best Today. -Good Morning 🙂

8 al muhaymin the one who witnesses the

8. Al-Muhaymin: The One who witnesses the saying and deeds of His creatures.

Baap beti se pehle tum mujh

BAAP BETI SE , PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA KAHTE THE AB DADY KUYN KAHTI HO , KIYA WAJAH Hai ? BETI : PAPA

What we become depends on what read

What we become depends on what we read after all the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is the collection

Fill in the blankim ur friend a cute

Fill in the blank…Im ur …..friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must…

Good luck 4 the day may success

Good Luck 4 the Day, May Success come Your Way, May Your Day Be Full of Fun, May You Impress Everyone..

Voice of heart love is the voice

Voice Of Heart Love is the voice of heart, it can never be broken but sometime it hurt very badly when the love is

Behete hue ansuoo mein hum terna bhul

behete hue ansuoo mein hum terna bhul gaye thi zindagi lumbi itni wo hamein beech majhdar mei chhod gaye sapne sajaye the asmaan mei

The human spirit needs to accomplish achieve

The human spirit needs to accomplish, to achieve, to triumph to be happy. Ben Stein

Ashfaq ahmed lkhte hn rome mn mera

Ashfaq Ahmed lkhte hn ‘Rome mn mera Trfc Chalan hua Masroofiat k ba’is Chalan Fee time pe ada na kr ska Court jana para

Husband wanted to call the hospital ask

Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, “How’s the situation?” He

American can u swim pathan no

American: Can U swim? Pathan: No Amrican: Dog is Better than U bcz it Swims Pathan: Can U Swim? Amrican: Yes Pathan: whats the

Death is not the greatest loss in

?Death Is Not The Greatest Loss In Life? The Greatest Loss Is: ?When Realationship Dies Inside Us, While We Are Still Alive?.

Even so poor birds deceived with painted

Even so poor birds deceived with painted grapes Do surfeit by the eye and pine the maw; Even so she languisheth in her mishaps

My day may be hectic schedule tight

My day may be hectic. My schedule may be tight. But I would never let the day end without saying good night. Sweet dreams

I woke up today smiling as recall

I woke up today smiling as I recall our friendship because I know that years from now, I will still wake up smiling for

Facts females have a better sense

Facts =Females have a better sense of smell than males =Beethoven the world’s famous musician was deaf. =K2 is smaller than mount Everest because

Mil hi jaye ga kahiin dil ko

Mil hi jaye ga kahiin dil ko yaqeen rehta hai Woh isi shehar ki galiyon may kahin rehta hai Ek zamana tha k sab

A prominent judge was asked what we

A prominent judge was asked what we, as citizens of the countries of the world, could do to reduce crime and disobedience to law

Stealing the blue from splashing seas a

Stealing the blue from the splashing seas, A tinge of green from the youthful trees, A bit of orange from the sunset hues, With

Can i say love you 2day

Can i say i love you 2day? If not, can i ask you again 2mrw? and the day after that? coz i’ll be loving

U think i am best thnk r

U THINK I AM BEST I THNK U R THE BEST’ U THINK I AM THE BEST I THINK U R THE BEST’

What is the meaning of pyar p

What is the meaning of ‘PYAR’ P = Pagal ho jana Y = yadon main kho jana A = Ansouon main beh jana R

If u came 2 knw abt

if u came 2 knw abt If U Came 2 Knw Abt The Following Evnts,Wt Wil B Ur 1st Reaction 1.My Marriage Ans: 2.My

I liked the simplicity of this

I Liked The Simplicity Of This Line … ‘A Friend Is Like B L O O D …Though They Aren’t Seen Over SKIN, They

1 day a crab was running on

1 day a crab was running on the sea shore. THE waves came and cleared the footprints of the crab. Crab asked: Being my

Potey ne dada ko sex ki goli

Potey ne dada ko sex ki goli la kr di or kaha: Dada g agr mza aye to suba mere takiye k neche 100rupy

Look when a painter would surpass the

Look when a painter would surpass the life In limning out a well-proportioned steed, His art with nature’s workmanship at strife, As if the

Another beautiful morning is the lords gift

Another beautiful morning is the Lord’s gift to us. May its radiance and warmth continue to breathe life and love to you. Gud Morning

Read this slowly lifeisnowhere what did

Read This SLowLy ‘LIFEISNOWHERE’ What Did U Read? LiFe Is No Where!! OR LiFe IS Now Here!! Just BeautifuL Line To Say, ‘LiFe Depends

The difference betwin best frnd and just

The difference betwin Best frnd and Just frnd? When you r in hospital, Just frnd asks: Tabiyat kaisi hai? And Best frnd asks: Nurse

Sardar k gaon me nadi pr pull

Sardar k gaon me Nadi Pr Pull ban gya Engineer:Buhot acha ho gaya he sardar: Han ji, Pehle dhoop me tair k Nadi Paar

I am the light indeed so one

‘I am the light indeed. So the one who follows me,will never be in dark’ ~’HAZRAT MUHAMMAD’~ ‘(Peace Be Upon Him ) gud morning!’

Most people have never learned that one

”Most people have never learned that one of the main aims in life is to enjoy it”V8G

Life is a coin pleasure pain

Life is a Coin Pleasure & pain r the 2 sides Only One Side is visible at a time But remember side is also

Setting a goal is not the main

Setting a goal is not the main thing. It is deciding how you will go about achieving it and staying with that plan. Tom

Optimism is the faith that leads to

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. Helen Keller

The only common thing between the royal

The only common thing between the royal wedding & Pakistani wedding waz that the wedding suit of Prince William was the same as our

Ho sakta hai usne anjane me hume

Ho sakta hai usne anjane me hume rula diya dunia k kehne par hume bhula diya hum to waise bhi akele the kya hua

No matter how ugly you think are

No matter how uglY YoU ThinK YoU are, BuT ThE Special SomeonE WhO LoveS U Believes That U R The MosT Beautiful & IrrestiablE

Love can be purple the courage

Love can be purple, the courage we need to love bravely and unselfishly the moment I first kiss you i know that i am

Come see the sunshine of new day

Come see the sunshine of the new day. Get well soon my friend!

80 at tawwab the one who grants repentance

80. At-Tawwab: The One who grants repentance to whoever He willed among His creatures and accepts his repentance.

Wo shaam wo shaam kitni ajeeb

(‘*Wo Shaam*’) Wo Shaam Kitni Ajeeb Thi Aur Ajeeb Thiin Wo Saa’aten Jab Mehndi Rachhe Haathon Main Wo Sir Par Pili Shaal Liye Mujh

The difference between a successful person and

The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack

Wish you all the very best of

wish you ‘All the very best of LUCK’ May God stay wid yu dis day and give yu peace of mind. May God give

Have you ever wondered which hurts

Have you ever wondered… Which hurts the most ‘Saying something & …Wishing you hadn’t Or Saying nothing & Wishing you had… ?’

Todays quote ability character go hand

Today’s Quote: Ability & Character go hand in hand to succeed in life Ability will get U to the Top & Character will keep

To where would you have to travel

To where would you have to travel in order to stand by the Marsh of Decay? Moon

It is reported in al bukhari and muslim

IT IS REPORTED IN AL-BUKHARI AND MUSLIM THAT THE PROPHET (PEACE AND BLESSINGS BE UPON HIM) FORBADE FASTING ON FRIDAY ALONE; HE SAID: ‘NONE

If your asking if i need u

If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever.. If Your askin if I’ll Leave U the answer is Never.. If Your

To live for some future goal is

To live for some future goal is shallow. It’s the sides of the mountain that sustain life, not the top. Anonymous

The best thing in life is finding

‘The best thing in life is finding someone, who knows all your mistakes and weaknesses, but still thinks that you are the best and

Dont go around saying the world owes

“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first”

Message of the day hamari guftugo

Message of the day Hamari guftugo ke doran jab koi darmiyaan main bole tou humain bura lagta hai Per jab Doran-e-AZAN ‘ALLAH’ hum se

G0lden w0rlds if we did all

G0lden W0rlds If We Did all the things we0f doing, we W0uld literally Ast0und 0urselves _Thomas Edis0n*

Last night i looked up at the

Last night i looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why i love you i was doing great, but

Why pakistani girls are not in sport

WHy pakistani Girls are not in Sport ? Only 10% are playing hockey . chess , tennis . cricket. beacuse ,,,, The other 90

Hazrat abu huraira razi allaho anho farmate

Hazrat ABU HURAIRA (Razi Allaho anho) farmate hein k ‘Meine Rehmat-e-do alam (sallallaho alehe wassallam) se ziada kisi ko khoob sorat na daikha, goya

Namaz is not a spare wheel that

‘NAMAZ’ is not a ‘Spare Wheel’ that U pull out in trouble. It is the ‘Steering Wheel’ that directs U to the right path

Dekho phir raat aa gai tanhaiyo

Dekho phir raat aa gai Tanhaiyo me waqt ki baat aa gai Hum to yu hi bethe the sitaro ki panah me Chand ko

The only disability in life is a

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. ~Scott Hamilton

Your sms is my gulab jamun miss

Your sms is my gulab jamun. Your miss call is my rasmalai. Your call is my Rasgulla. So,always KEEP MY SWEET DISH BOX FULL.i

A little girl needs daddy for many

A little girl needs Daddy For many, many things: Like holding her high off the ground Where the sunlight sings! Like being the deep

The greatest and the smallest light dark

The greatest and the smallest, light and dark, right and wrong – they all come together to form the miracle that is life, and

Happy new year receive my simple gift

‘Happy New Year Receive my simple gift of Love, Wrapped with Sincerity?, Tied with care and Sealed with blessings, 2 Keep you happy and

To become a spectator of ones own

“To become a spectator of one’s own life is to escape the suffering of life.” Oscar Wilde

Golden facts of life when someone loves

GOLDEN FACTS OF LIFE:- When someone loves U, U don’t realize it…When U realize it, Its too late. U always love the one who

One day a man inserted an advertisement

One day a man inserted an ‘advertisement’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the

Chahenge tumhe par kabhi ruswa na karenge

Chahenge tumhe par kabhi ruswa na karenge Sayon se bhi tere kabhi shikwa na karenge Bhoole se kabhi raah me mil jaungi tujhko Milne

You seem to capture my mind all

You seem to capture my mind all the time. There is never a moment when I don’t think about you or miss your presence.

Just because im not begging for you

Just Because I’m Not Begging For You -Doesn’t Mean I Don’t Want You Just As Bad Just Because I’m Not Crying -Doesn’t Mean I

If you want to enjoy anything always

If you want to enjoy anything, always think today is the first day But If you want to achieve anything always think today is

God knows your future he may not

God knows your future. He may not reveal it to you, but he will walk with you and the future unfolds. Don’t trust the

In karachi 2o20 miyan bv aur

In Karachi 2O20: Miyan BV Aur Bache So Rahe The, Achanak Se Un Ka Bacha Cheekh Cheekh K Rone Laga. B.V: Kambakht KESC Wale

The aim of education is the knowledge

The aim of education is the knowledge, not of facts, but of values. William S. Burrough

They are not following dharma who resort

They are not following dharma who resort to violence to achieve their purpose. But those who lead others through nonviolent means, knowing right and

Cheerful people are like sunlight sunlightthey shine

Cheerful people are like Sunlight. Cheerful people are like Sunlight.They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer bright mornings & fresh

Can i stay here in ur inbox

Can I Stay Here In Ur InbOx & Wait Till The End Of Ramzan So That I Can B The 1st Who Wish A

Ruth gaye jo aap dil ke tukde

Ruth gaye jo aap, dil ke tukde hazaar ho gaye, Haste hue the hum, bikhar ke jaar-jaar ho gaye, Nadaan hum hi the, soch

Thought of the day sincerity

[THOUGHT OF THE DAY] ‘ Sincerity is a very expensive gift so, don’t expect it from cheap people’…..

Last lines after the end of 2010

Last lines after the End of 2010… Fursatein milen jab bi to ranjishen bhula dena…!! Kon jaane saanson ki mohlatein kahan tak hain… Plz

Allah says try to walk on

Allah Says:- “Try to Walk on My Way, I’ll Make all the Ways Easy for you. Try to Spend your Wealth in My Way,

You give me joy you hope energy

You give me joy, you give me hope. You give me energy, which helps me cope. I love you darling, more than you love

We give advice by the bucket but

We give advice by the bucket, but take it by the grain. Anonymous

Choosing career is like chosing a wife

Choosing Career Is Like Chosing A Wife From 10 Girls. Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful, Intelligent, Kindest Woman, There’s Still Pain Of

15 al ghaffar the one who forgives the

15. Al-Ghaffar: The One who forgives the sins of His slaves time and time again.

Rahman malik is awarded by karachi university

Rahman Malik Is Awarded By Karachi University With Ph.D. At Home He Handed Over Degree To His Wife & Said: Daikho Mein Ab Ph.D

Remember the good times we had spent

Remember the good times we had spent together, and the beautiful future we had dreamy of… Darling I never wanted to create a distance

The real essence of art turned out

The real essence of art turned out to be not something high up and far off – it was right inside my ordinary daily

Once a man wz walkin read

Once a man wz walkin & read dis writen on a wall’Qull huwaAllah ho ahad,Allah hu samad,Lam yalid Wa lam youlad,Wa lam yakoul lahu

You cant hug yourself cry on ur

You can’t hug yourself.. You can’t cry on Ur own shoulder… LIFE is all about living 4 One-Another, So live with those who LOVE

Izzat aur pardah duniya mein bohat

‘Izzat aur Pardah’ Duniya Mein Bohat Si Kitabain Hain Magar Ghilaaf Sirf ‘QURAN e PAK’ Ko He Charhaya Jata Hai Duniya Mein Bohat Si