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I filled in some subjects exam

‘I filled in some subjects in Exam, But my friends Passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and I am the

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Wo judai b kitni ajeeb the k

WO JUDAI B KITNI AJEEB THE K TUJHE ALVIDA B NA KEH SAKEY SAMI TERY DIL MAIN REHNE KA KHAYAL THA TERY SHEHER MAIN

Innocence of true love after a

Innocence of True Love After a fight Dont want 2 talk & Still You check Your Mobile to know If You have missed call

Na bottel me jaar hotel bar bike

Na BOTTEL me, Na JAAR me, Na HOTEL me, Na BAR me, Na BIKE pe, Na CAR me, ab to din guzarte hai apke

A scientist james pares from uk proved

A scientist ‘James Pares’ from UK proved that electric charge is produced in human body due to the electromagnetic radiations from electrical appliances around

Hum bhi mohabbat karke gunehgar ho gaye

Hum bhi mohabbat karke gunehgar ho gaye pehle phool the abk khak ho gaye, jab se dekha hai tumhare hasin chehre ko, hum bhi

Whats mutual exclusion it means you

What’s Mutual Exclusion? It means.. You Skip Some Topics When You Study. … & The Person Who Sets The Paper Also Skips The Topics

Nishani jo tujhy di the juda hoty

Nishani jo tujhy di the Juda Hoty Huy Main Nay…… Pehn K aa Wohi kangan tjhy dil yaad krta hay……!

If i would know that im gonna

If i would know that I’m gonna die tomorrow, I’ll spend 23 hours with u and if u wonder what about the last hour

Q what is the thinnest book in

Q: What is the thinnest book in the world? A: What Men Know About Women.

True comments by a broken heart

True Comments By A Broken Heart . . . . …Why Are You Such A Bitch? Maybe Next Time You Can Eat Your Make

Nanhy chor ki kahani page no 1

“Nanhy Chor ki kahani” Page no 1 . Ek dafa ka zikr he Kisi gaon me ek chor khandan rehta tha un k yahan

How to make one million rupees in

How to make One Million Rupees in the Stock Market ? ? ? . . ? ? . . Simple . . . .

45 al mujib the one who answers the

45. Al-Mujib: The One who answers the one in need if he asks Him and rescues the yearner if he calls upon Him

A special heart from the very start

A special heart, From the very start. Like a work of art, I set apart. A precious soul, Creators goal. Like a birthday smile,

Ap jisse pyar krte ho woh apko

Ap jisse pyar krte ho woh apko pyr krta hy ya ni.Uska khayal zehn me rukhty huy Choose any 1 no then ill tel

Dont ask what the world needs ask

“Don’t ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who

The sweetest way to propose excuse me

The sweetest way to propose: “Excuse me, do you have a band aid, because i scrapped my knee when i fell in love with

Change is a nature of life but

Change is a nature of life, but challenge is an aim of life. So you have to challenge the changes, not change the challenges

I love you means that accept

I love you means that I accept you for the person you are and that I dont wish to change you into someone else

Happy valentines day to the one

Happy Valentine’s Day… To the One … Who has … Stolen … My Heart…

Aj halke barish the sard hawa

Aj halke halke barish the….. Aj sard hawa ka raqs b tha…. Aj phool b nikhry nikhry thy…. Aj un me tmhara aqs b

They say that the new super computer

They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, ‘Where is my father?’ The computer bleeped

unusual quotes speak when

. Unusual quotes:- * Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret 🙂 * Life is

Kal halki barish thi kal sard hawa

Kal halki halki barish thi, kal sard hawa ka raqs bhi tha, Kal phool bhi nikhray nikhray the, Kal un main app ka aqs

Height of confidence once many professors

Height Of Confidence Once Many Professors Were Called n Asked To Sit In An Aeroplane… …After They Sat, They Were Informed That The Plane

Yeh kabhi na socha tha tumse humari

Yeh kabhi na socha tha tumse humari judai hogi, Tumse dil lagane ki saza tum mujhe aise dogi, Hum toh aapki wafa pe zinda

Few will have the greatness to bend

Few will have the greatness to bend history itself; but each of us can work to change a small portion of events, and in

the most touching lines written by

“ The most touching lines written by a man to his love- ‘Ever u miss me, never u cry! For a drop of tear

Science and psychology have isolated the one

Science and psychology have isolated the one prime cause for success or failure in life. It is the hidden self-image you have of yourself.

Hardowrk is like stairs luck lift

‘Hardowrk is like stairs & luck is like lift… Sometimes lift may fail but stairs will always take you at the top..’ G@@!) [email protected]||!||G

I hate u coz u wait me

I Hate U…… Coz U Wait Me For So Long I Hate U…… Coz U Bless Me The Dreams I Hate U…… Coz U

Supposing you have tried and failed again

Supposing you have tried and failed again and again. You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing that we

Ek nazar dekh ke ham jaan gaye

ek nazar dekh ke ham jaan gaye aap kyaa chiiz hain pahachaan gaye phir bhii zindaa huuN ajab baat ye hai kab se vo

Can i say love you 2day

Can i say i love you 2day? If not, can i ask you again 2mrw? and the day after that? coz i’ll be loving

Leaves dont just fall from the tree

LEAVES dont’ just FALL from the tree, CLOUDS don’t just FORM in the sky, ANGELS don’t just COME DOWN from heaven n I don’t

Once a programmer drowned in the sea

Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting ‘F1 F1’ and

U can get her love in the

U can get her love in the form of Sister, Friend, Beloved, Wife, in the form of Mother in the form of Grandmother….. So,…..Respect

Before the clock strikes twelve let me

Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more… Happy birthday…

The world will never have lasting peace

The world will never have lasting peace so long as men reserve for war the finest human qualities. Peace, no less than war, requires

It is above all by the imagination

It is above all by the imagination that we achieve perception and compassion and hope. Ursula K. LeGuin

Early in the morning sun rise with

Early in the morning sun rise with many hopes but its set hopelessly. All the flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but

Expression of the face can be seen

Expression of the face can be seen by everyone but the depression of heart can only understood by the Best Friend. Do not lose

3 dost the kallu billu aur ulloo

3 dost the kallu, billu, aur ulloo. Kallu 7th mein padh raha hai, billu 5th main padh raha hai, aur ullo sms padh raha

Tip of the day always keep ur

Tip of the day: Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y? Whenever u face any problem just c ur pic &

The sun rises into the sky

The sun rises into the sky The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that

And having felt the sweetness of spoil

And having felt the sweetness of the spoil, With blindfold fury she begins to forage; Her face doth reek and smoke, her blood doth

10 al jabbar the one that nothing happens

10. Al-Jabbar: The One that nothing happens in His Dominion except that which He willed.

God picked up a flower and dipped

God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to

I prepared excitedly for my departure as

I prepared excitedly for my departure, as if this journey had a mysterious significance. I had decided to change my mode of life. ”til

If i could pull down the rainbow

If I could pull down the rainbow I would write UR name with it & put it back in the sky 2 let everybody

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Trust is like a mirror once

Trust Is Like A Mirror Once You Break It You Can Never Look At It The Same Again…!!!

Once upon a time something happened to

Once upon a time, something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come

The best amongst you is he who

The best amongst you is he who pays his debts in the most handsome manner. Bukhari

Tom cruise angelina jolie aishwarya rai arnold

Tom Cruise Angelina Jolie Aishwarya Rai Arnold Jennifer Lopez Amitabh Bachhan & me.. All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.

How did an intelligent boy propose to

How did an intelligent boy propose to girl? He took the girl along wid him on a boat and at the middle of river

If we keep saying thank u

If we keep saying ‘thank u to ALLAH’ n ‘thank u to other people’ someday the gates of heaven will open for us with

Huge reality no matter what name

Huge Reality : No matter what name we have, at the end we will be called MAYYET. Whatever luxurious vehicles we drive today, in

Thought of the daysceince kehti hai pani

**THOUGHT OF THE DAY** Sceince kehti hai pani boil krny se germs mar jatay hain..Science ko yeh to batao k germs ki LASHAIN tou

quote of the day there

* Quote Of The Day * There Are Two Ways Of Spreading Light … … – To Be The Candle Or – The Mirror

Every burned book or house enlightens the

Every burned book or house enlightens the world; every suppressed or expunged word reverberates through the earth from side to side Ralph Waldo Emerson

The cutest sentence by a child written

the cutest sentence by a child written on his maths book: Deat math please grow up and start solving your problems yourself….

We seem to gain wisdom more readily

We seem to gain wisdom more readily through our failures than through our successes. We always think of failure as the antithesis of success,

Lovely chocolate n u and are the

Lovely chocolate n Lovely u, And Lovely are the things you do, But the loveliest is the friendship of the two, One is Me

Dont try to have friend who can

Don’t Try To Have Friend Who Can Achieve Great Heights, Have A Friend Who Can Hold When You Fall From The Greatest height ..!!

M ake the most of it o pen your

M-ake the most of it. O-pen your heart and mind. R-emember to thank God. N-ever frown I-magine me N-othing to worry. G-ood Morning! Wish

He lives the poetry that he cannot

“He lives the poetry that he cannot write. The others write the poetry that they dare not realise.” Oscar Wilde

Brilliant answers by students q in

Brilliant Answers by Brilliant Students: _ Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan die? A. In His last battle. _ Q. Where ws the

Do you know why a cars windscreen

Do you know why a car”s windscreen is so large and the rear view mirror so small? Becuse your PAST is not as important

The most famous painting of pablo picasso

The most famous painting of Pablo Picasso was Guermica

Luving sum1 who dsnt luv u is

‘luving sum1 who dsn’t luv u is like batting whn v need 7 runs in 1 ball’ v knw tht its impossible bt v

Ek cheharaa saath rahaa jo milaa nahiin

ek cheharaa saath saath rahaa jo milaa nahii.n kisako talaash karate rahe kuchh pataa nahii.n shiddat kii dhuup tez havaao.n ke baavajuud mai.n shaaKh

If u r sitting among a

If U R Sitting Among A Group Of People & There Heads R Down & Urs Is Up , Tht’s Not The Proof …That

U can get her love in the

U can get her love in the form of Sister, Friend, Beloved, Wife, in the form of Mother in the form of Grandmother….. so,…..Respect

The fiction of yesterday is nothing but

The fiction of yesterday is nothing but the science of today. Will the fiction of today be the science of tomorrow?

True relationship speaking without egos loving

*True Relationship* Speaking without Egos Loving without Intentions Caring without Expectations Praying without Selfishness Is The Sign Of True Relationships.!

Sayyidina abu saeed ra reported that

Sayyidina Abu Sa’eed (RA) reported that: Allah’s Messenger (SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WASALLAM) said, “Hasan and Husayn are the chief of the youth of paradise.” Jami

Do not stand at my grave and

Do not stand at my grave and weep I m not there, I do not sleep I m a thousand winds that blow, I

Sardar1 why are you running so fast

Sardar1: why are you running so fast? Sardar2: to deliver this letter urgently. Sardar1: where? Sardar2: no time to read the address. Sardar1: ok

If engineer starts making films the

IF Engineer Starts Making Films . The Name Will Be . . . ‘Current Ho na Ho’ ‘Janam Supply Karo’ ‘Aa Ab B.Tech Karain’

Speak 5 lines to yourself every morning

Speak 5 Lines to YOURSELF every morning: 1. I am the best. 2. I can do it. 3. God is always with me. 4.

A hugs a way to share the

A hug’s a way to share the joy And sad times we go through Or just a way for friends to say They like

L i f e isnt something

‘L i f e’ isn’t something You can ‘G o o g l e’ You have to Live through It And …Learn in the

If anything is certain it that change

If anything is certain, it is that change is certain. The world we are planning for today will not exist in this form tomorrow.

Nazim alis photos wall photo 856

Nazim Ali’s Photos – Wall Photos Photo 856 of 919 Back to Album · Nazim’s Photos · Nazim’s ProfilePreviousNext. Click on people’s faces in

Fake real friends frnz never

Fake / Real F.R.I.E.N.D.S Fake Frnz: Never Ask For Food Real Frnz: Are The Reason You Have No Food Fake Frnz: Never Seen You

We will open the book its pages

We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and

The only guide to man is his

The only guide to man is his conscience; the only shield to his memory is the rectitude and sincerity of his actions. It is

Before the golden sun sets old calender

‘Before the golden sun sets, old calender is destroyed, And mobile networks get jammed, I wish in new year every moment is enjoyed? ‘

A lot of trouble in the world

A Lot Of Trouble In The World Will Disappear, If Everyone Learns To Talk To Each Other Instead Of …Talking About Each Other …

Life is a road full of twists

Life is a road full of twists and turns. Learn to enjoy the ride no matter how bumpy it is, for every twist &

Itne to bure na the jitne ilzam

Itne to bure Na the jitne ilzam Lagaye logon Ne faraz Kuch Usne Hame Barbad Kia aag Lagayi Apno ne

Hurting someone who realy cares for you

Hurting someone who realy cares for you is as easy as throwing stone in the lake but you don’t know how deep that stone

Gazal of my whole life written by

Gazal Of My Whole Life Written By Stifler SSK Main khayal hon kise aur ka, mujhi sochta koi aur han Saree aaiena mera akss

7 al mumin the one who witnessed for

7. Al-Mu’min: The One who witnessed for Himself that no one is God but Him. And He witnessed for His believers that they are

The person who loves you a lot

The person who loves you a lot will always do TWO things EXTREMELY for you Silently CARING.. & openly HURTING.. to make you PERFECT..

Toffees candies should not be used

Toffees & candies should not be used especially by children because it lessens the apetite and may cause plaque on teeth!!!

1 day a crab was running on

1 day a crab was running on the sea shore. THE waves came and cleared the footprints of the crab. Crab asked: Being my

Santa had a dream in which someone

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank’s slogan was: We

The person who loves you more will

The person who loves you more will fight with you daily, But , When you drop a tear, He will fight the world to

Mat kholna mere maazi ki kitabon ko

‘Mat kholna mere maazi ki kitabon ko [.]~ Dost ~[.] ‘Har us shaks ne bewafai ki jis pe hum naz kiya krte the_

Be stylish but look silent tough

Be stylish but look silent. Be tough but look soft. Be tense but look cool. Be a beginner but look winner. That’s the way

pearl of the day when

~*~ Pearl Of The Day ~*~ ‘When You Talk, You Repeat What You Already Know , …But When You Listen, You Often Learn Something

A student called up his physics professor

A student called up his physics professor but got professors wife on the call ‘he died last week’, she explained… Next day studend called

Har dil pe naqash hai naam e hussain

Har dil pe naqash hai naam-e-hussain Kon bhula sakta hai shadat-e-hussain Nasha-e-iqtedar mein bhool gaya yazeed Nawasa-e-Rasool hai ye hussein jung iqtedar ki na

I always lose control when ur by

I always lose control when ur by my side. u have bcome the light of my life. I always enjoy the time i spend

It is in fact nothing short of

It is in fact nothing short of a miracle that the modern methods of instruction have not yet entirely strangled the holy curiosity of

Dont show so much of love on

Don’t Show So Much Of Love On Anyone Since It Creates A Non-Curable Pain When They Avoid You. Don’t Wait For Second Opportunity Because

Of all the gifts big and small

Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.

A happy man is a of honesty

A happy man is a man of honesty and sharp intelligence. So, congratulations on your anniversary, happy man! Goodness of heart eclipses the genius

I send to you warm wishesthat your

I send to you warm wishes,That your happiness will be As wonderful as the happiness, You have always given me. Wish you Happy Birthday

Red rose our love is that

Red Rose Our love is that of a red rose Whose splendor rises as the sun shows its face, Whose petals expand further and

One of the surest evidences friendship that

One of the surest evidences of friendship that one individual can display to another is telling him gently of a fault. If any other

Before the sun sets in this year

Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the net works get jammed…..Wish you and you family Happy Sparkling New

Dekha palat kar usne k hasrat use

Dekha palat kar usne k hasrat use b thi Hm Jis par mit gae the muhabat use b thi Chup ho gya tha dekh

American can u swim pathan no

American: Can U swim? Pathan: No Amrican: Dog is Better than U bcz it Swims Pathan: Can U Swim? Amrican: Yes Pathan: whats the

Most interesting line written on the front

Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . . . . . . Excuse me ! My face

Angrez zamano ki kahania once there

Angrez zamano ki kahania.! Once there waz a mouse . . . . . . He goes slowly to his home. . . .

If it is very hot then pray

If it is very hot, then pray the Zuhr prayer when it becomes (a bit) cooler. as the severity of the heat is from

We wish u all the joys

We Wish U All The Joys, UR Heart Can Hold All The Smile, A Day Can Bring All The Blessing, Life Can U Fold..

Mar hi dal mujhe chasm e ada se pahle

mar hi dal mujhe chasm-e-ada se pahle apni manzil ko pahunch jaun qaza se pahle ik nazar dekh lun a jao qaza se pahle

I cant bear art that you can

I can’t bear art that you can walk round and admire. A book should be either a bandit or a rebel or a man

Feeling bored wondering what to do

Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip.. take out your book from your bag and

Teri aankhon ke haseen jaal ma aa

Teri aankhon ke haseen jaal ma aa jaaoon ga ma Mujh ko lagta hai, teri chaal ma aa jaaoon ga ma Zindagi baad tere

There is no fear in love if

There is no fear in Love, if the Love is real and perfect it overshadows all fears and Concern. Love is not what you

Gabbar sends kaalia and two others to

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and started shouting: ?Abe O

Ayat and whoever turns himself away from

AYAT: And whoever turns himself away from the remembrance of the Beneficent God, We appoint for him a Shaitan, so he becomes his associate.

He that gives good advice builds with

He that gives good advice, builds with one hand; he that gives good counsel and example, builds with both; but he that gives good

Everything has a time and place over

Everything Has A Time And Place Over Time Things Must Change And Like A River Life Goes On I Used To Say Love Was

Before the golden sun rise let

Before the Golden Sun Rise, let me decorate each of the Rays with Wishes ofSuccess, prospourus and Happiness 4 u and 4 ur Family.

The fool doth think he is wisebut

‘The fool doth think he is wise,but the wise man knows himself to be a fool’