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1 aadmi pathan ko maar raha tha

1 Aadmi PATHAN Ko Maar Raha Tha, Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho? Wo BoLa SALA 1 GHANTAY SE POOCH RAHA HY

Usne jaan keh kr pukara to laraz

Usne JAAN Keh Kr Pukara To Laraz gyi Mere Dil Ki ZAMEEN FARAZ Jb Peche Mur K Dekha To Tariq Road Ka Khusra Tha

Faslay aise bhi hongay yeh kabhi socha

faslay aise bhi hongay yeh kabhi socha na tha saamne betha tha mere aur woh mera na tha woh k khusboo ki tarhan phela

Mujhe ab kuch nahi kehna is kaali

Mujhe Ab Kuch Nahi Kehna Is KaaLi Raat Par GhaLib, . ZaMaNa Tanz Deta Hai TumHari Baat Par GhaLib, . Suna Tha ZinDaGi Dar

aik men hi nahi jurm e

*’* Aik Men Hi Nahi Jurm E Muhbt Ka Khata waar…. *’* ALI *’* *’* Halka Sa Tabasum Bhi To Tha Shamil Udhr Say

Har taraf bas aks us ka dhoondna

Har Taraf Bas Aks Us Ka Dhoondna Acha Laga, Chahaton Ki Chandni Men Ghoomna Acha Laga, Do Ghari Ko Band Kar Ke Saray Andeshon

Suna tha hum ne logon se mohabbat

Suna Tha Hum Ne Logon Se Mohabbat Cheez Aisi Hai Chupaey Chup Nahi Sakti Yeh Aankhon Mein Chamakti Hai Yeh Chehron Pe Damakti Hai

Ghum hi kuch aisa tha keh roya

Ghum hi kuch aisa tha keh roya tera mohsin warna—Ghum chupa kar ussay hanstay howay aksar daikha

judai ke sare silsiley silsiley

^%^ Judai Ke Sare SiLsilEy ^%^ Judai Ke Sare Silsiley Usi Tarah Jari Hain Ansu Tere B Behte Hain Ansu Mere B Jari Hain

Muntazir mein bhi kisi shaam nahi tha

Muntazir Mein Bhi Kisi Shaam Nahi Tha Uska.. Aur Waadey Pe Kabhi Shakas Wo Aya Bhi Nahi..

Do ashq meri yaad mein bahaa jate

Do Ashq Meri Yaad Mein Bahaa Jate To Kia Jata, Chand Kaliyaan Lash Par Bichaa Jate To Kia Jata, Aaye Ho Mayyat Par Sanam

Nazar ka husn bhi husn e butaan se kam

Nazar Ka Husn Bhi Husn-e-Butaan Se Kam To Na Tha Mera Yaqeen Bhi Tumhaare Gumaan Se Kam To Na Tha, Mizaaj-e-Azmat-e-Adam Ki Baat Hai,

Lets recall our memories tell me

Lets recall our memories! Tell me ap ne mujhe pehli baar kb dekha tha or us waqt what did u think abt me? Snd

1 race ho rahi thi us me

1 Race ho rahi thi. Us me 1 Pathan b tha. Elan hua ‘1 2 3 Go’. Sub bhage Pathan nai bhaga. Coach: Khan

Waar is qadar shdeed k dushman hi

Waar is Qadar shdeed k dushman hi kr sky,,, Chehra mgr zroor kisi Aash’na ka tha…!

Maine dil se lakh kaha ke kisi

Maine dil se lakh kaha Ke kisi ke pyar main tera itna turapna teek nahi Dil ko samhaal ke rahk, Yeh tere dil ka

Kitna haseen phir se nazaara bana diya

Kitna Haseen Phir Se Nazaara Bana Diya, Jaise Khuda Ne Tum Ko Doobaara Bana Diya, Aaya Tha Imtihaan Me Mazmoon Husn Par, Hum Ne

Pathan ka tota bahot galian nikalta tha

Pathan ka tota bahot galian nikalta tha. Wo Totey ko ek Molvi k pas le gia. Aur sara qisa sunaya. Molvi bola: Issay ek

Wafa kare gy nibaye baat mane tumhe

wafa kare gy nibaye gy baat mane gy tumhe b yaad hai kuch ye kalam kiska tha ?

Matti sy bana tha matti hi ban

Matti sy bana tha matti hi ban jaun ga, is say aagy na kuch kar paya na kar paun ga, Rota hua aaya tha

Kis qadar zulm dhaya kertey ho yeh

Kis qadar zulm dhaya kertey ho Yeh jo tum bhool jaya kerte ho Kis ka ab haath rakh ke seene per Dil ki dhadhkan

Hamein to kab se pata tha tu

HAMEIN TO KAB SE PATA THA TU BEWAFA HAI FARAZ TUJHE CHAHA HI ISLYE THA K SAHAYD TERI FITRAT BADAL JAE

Mere zehan ko jo nahi qabool wohi

Mere Zehan Ko Jo Nahi Qabool Wohi Log Hain Mere Humsafar Mujhe Har Tarha Se Jo Raas Tha Wohi Shakhs Mujh se Bicchar Gaya…!!

Wo ek shakhs jo mehfil mai bolta

Wo Ek Shakhs Jo Mehfil Mai Bolta Tha Boht Suna He Ehil Nazr Se Wo Khokhla Tha Boht Abhi Jo Pas Se Nazre Chura

Kamal ka shaks tha jis ne meri

Kamal ka shaks tha jis ne meri zindagi veeran kr di GHALIB…. Raaz ki baat to ye hai k dil us se khafa ub

Wo kehta tha tere jism ka saaya

Wo kehta tha tere jism ka saaya hoon fArAz… Shayad issi liye andheron mein saath chhor gya…

Challange fill in the blanks yaad rahy

Challange Fill in the Blanks. Yaad Rahy Dono Sawalon ka Jawab Aik Hi Hona Chahiye. 1. Badsha Ne Qameez Kyun Nahi Pehni? 2. Gosht

Udaas shamon mai lot kr wo aana

Udaas Shamon mai lot kr wo aana bhol jata tha, kar ka khafa mujhko manana bhol jata tha, Inhi khaslaton ne udki mujhe badnam

Chaha tha jisko use bhulaya na gaya

Chaha tha jisko use bhulaya na gaya, jakhm dil ka logo se chupaya na gaya, judai k baad bi itna pyar karta hai dil

Bhool jane ka tujhe koi erada na

Bhool jane ka tujhe koi erada na tha Tere siva kisi se kiya wada na tha Nikal dete dil se shayad tumhen hum Par

Tumhey bhi sochna chay tha k unki

Tumhey bhi sochna chay tha k unki chahat ko thukraya nahi kartey k un betey dino ko bhulna acha nahi hota k un say

Shahadat bibi sakina bint e hussain as

Shahadat Bibi Sakina Bint e HussaiN a.s ‘ Yazeed Ny Imam Hussain a.s K Sar Ko Bibi Sakina s.a Ki Taraf Buland KAr k

Main jurm ishq main jurmishq karon motbar

(‘*Main Jurm-€-Ishq*’) Main Jurm_€_Ishq Karon Mot’bar Banaaon Use, Phir Us Se Munsafi Chahoon Aur Azmaoon Use, Main Kar’z_€_ Tamna Main Zakhm Zakhm Sahi, Talab

Main paa na saka aaj tak is

Main Paa Na Saka Aaj Tak is Khalish Se Chutkara, ‘Mohsin’ Woh Mujhy Jeet Bhi Sakta Tha Magar Haara Kyun…?

Thanx un logon ka jo mujh se

THANX,, Un logon ka jo mujh se NAFRAT krte hen…kun’k unhon ne mujhe MAZBOOT banaya, THANX,, Un logon ka jo mujh se peyar krte

Na baat ka qaidi hoon na raat

Na baat ka qaidi hoon na raat ka qaidi hoon main to gardish_e_halat ka qaidi hoon jab se muhabbat huwi hai mujhe main bus

Mohabat rooh mein utra huwa mosam hai

Mohabat rooh mein utra huwa mosam hai jana! . Ta?aluq khatam karne se mohabat kam nahi hoti! . Jo tere waastey sajney sanwarney mein

Main to yu hi paani mai pathar

Main to yu hi paani mai pathar phaink rha tha ‘WASI’ , , , Achanak ek machli nikal k boli, , , , ,

Aap se mil k hum kuch badal

aap se mil k hum kuch badal se gaye sher parhney lagey gun gunaney lagey pehley mashoor thi apni sanjeedgi ab to jub dekheye

1 larkay ne chinese larki se shadi

1 larkay ne chinese larki se shadi ki. Larki 1 saal baad mar gyi Larka boht ro raha tha. 1 pathan Dilasa dete huwy

Dekha zindagi ko is qdr qreeb sy

dekha zindagi ko is qdr qreeb sy na tha chaha tha main ny usko jo mery naseeb mein na tha doston ki fehrist mein

Woh shakhs kal bhi tera tha or

Woh Shakhs Kal Bhi Tera Tha Or Ajj Bhi Tera Hai.! Faqat Tere Dil K Waham Ne Teri Ankhon Ko Num Kar Rakha Hai.

Jab wo nend se jaagey to usey

Jab wo nend se jaagey to usey bata dena . K, saari raat tere paas jaga tha koi . Tum ne jab neend me

Usay nafrat thi mujh se mere mehfil

usay nafrat thi mujh se mere mehfil se uth k wo chala gaya yaar shahid usay bhi maloom tha hum nazroon se apna bana

1 pathan apne pas inchi

*. . .1 Pathan apne pas INCHI TAPE Rakh k Soota tha Biwi Khan tum yeh kya karta hy? Pathan Hum dekhna chata hy

Woh pani ki lehron pe kya likh

woh pani ki lehron pe kya likh raha tha khuda jane harf-e-dua likh raha tha likha jisne novel wafa ka adhura wohi pyar ki

Aansoo bhar aaye aankh mein har ikk

Aansoo Bhar Aaye Aankh Mein Har Ikk Hansi Ke Baad Gham Ban Gaya Naseeb Maira Har Khushi Ke Baad Nikla Tha Kaarwaan Mohabbat Ki

Dost bhi raah ki deewar samajhte hain

‘Dost bhi raah ki deewar samajhte hain mujhe, Main samajhta tha mere dost samajhte hain mujhe, Main to yun chup hon k andar se

Manzil thi mere paas raahon ka bhi

Manzil thi mere paas, raahon ka bhi pata tha, Bas ham ko in raahon per chalne ka shoq na tha. Taqdeer thi meri muthi

Wo kehta tha ke tujh se bichar

wo kehta tha ke tujh se bichar kar weeran ho jaye gen humAj pory sher mai sb se roshan makan usi ka mila

Na ghubar main na gulab mujhe dekhna

Na Ghubar main na gulab main mujhe dekhna, Har dard ki tubo-tab main mujhe dekhna, Kisi wakt Sham-aye malal main mujhe sochna, Kabhi Apne

Aik pathan masjid mein namaz parhney jaata

Aik Pathan masjid mein namaz parhney jaata hai to molvi sahab kehtey hain key tamaam hazraat apne apne mobile phones ka switch off kardein

Ek aadmi ne add dekha purani bike

Ek aadmi ne add dekha, ‘PURANI BIKE DO AUR NEW BIKE LO’ Wo us address per pohancha to wahan koi shop nahi thi. Us

Kuch kha tha ter yaad ma

‘Kuch £¡kha Tha Ter¡ YaAd Ma¡’ Meray Aansuo0n Ne M¡ta d¡Aa., Dosto0n Se Chhupa¡ Th¡ D¡£ k¡ BaAt’ Meray Chehray Ne Sab kuch Bata

Us ne din mujh ko itna sataya

us ne din mujh ko itna sataya k. nafrat bhi na hui or mohabbat bhi ho gayi. usne is nazakat se mere honton ko

Main kuch kehne ki ibteda kese karta

Main Kuch Kehne Ki Ibteda Kese Karta, Uski Khamoshi Pe Koi Sada Kese Karta, Jab Usne Hans K Taal Dena Tha, Phir Ussy Koi

Main ne us se bas itna hi

Main ne us se bas itna hi puchha tha ki, ek pal mein.. kiisi ki jaan kaise nikal jati hai, Us Ne Chalte Chalte

Matti sy bana tha matti hi ban

Matti sy bana tha matti hi ban jaun ga, is say aagy na kuch kar paya na kar paun ga, Rota hua aaya tha

Utha tha waqt e tahajud usey maangney ke liye

utha tha waqt-e-tahajud usey maangney ke liye khuda se GALIB, wo pehley hi khara tha haath uthaye kisi aur ke liye, (sahil)

Mujrim bhi tha mohsin mera lagta dast e katil

Mujrim bhi tha mohsin bhi mera lagta tha Dast-e-katil bhi mujhy dast-e-HinA lgta tha Ary daikhny waly to usy daikhty reh jaty thy Han

Chiragh e naqsh e qadam sab ke bujha baithy abhi

Chiragh-e-naqsh-e-qadam sab ke sab bujha baithy Abhi chaly thy abi rasta bhula baithy, Hansi hansi meen hawa pochty huwe guzri Chrag kesy sir-e-sham hi

Challenge 4u fill in the blanks but

Challenge 4U.. Fill in the blanks but yaad rahy har sawal k 2no jawab 1 he hony chahiyein.. 1) Badshah ne qameez Q nahi

Teacherbatao chand par pehla kadam kis nay

TEACHER:BATAO CHAND PAR PEHLA KADAM KIS NAY RAKHA?? BACHA:NEIL ARMSTRONG NAY!! TEACHER:SHABASHH…AB BATAO DUSRA KADAM KIS NAY RAKHA?? BACHA:DUSRA BHI USSII NAY RAKHA ..LANGRRA

Duwa from last aayat of surah

*Duwa* From Last AAYAT Of Surah BAQARAH: Ae Hamare’RAB’ Agar Hum Se Bhool Ho Gai Ho, Ya Koi Khata Ki Ho To, Hamari Pakar

Jaan phir kiyun khud ko mujh

(jaan phir kiyun?) ‘khud ko mujh se judw kiya us ne….. Jo na karana tha who kiya us ne.. Yadd arne se bi na

Pathan paper de raha tha larka

Pathan Paper de raha tha.. Larka: KHAN SAAB aap ki NaQal maar loon.? PATHAN: Tum hamari Naqal maro ham tumhari asal maarey ga

tune jitna pyar kya tha dukh

*’* Tune Jitna Pyar Kya Tha, Dukh Bhi Mujhe Utna Hi Dya Hai, *’* Ye B Hai Ek Tarah Ki Muhbt, Men Tujh S,

Na jany kis bad pe os ne

Na jany kis bad pe os ne mujhy chora hai ‘faraz’ main to mukhlis tha kisi maa ki duano ki tarha

Mere haathon say uss ka hath faqat

Mere haathon say uss ka hath faqat is liye choota ,,, Wo anmool tha ke main us ki keemat na de saka ,,

Jo keh na sake wo fasana yaad

jo keh na sake wo fasana yaad aata hai guzra hua dilkash jamana yaad aata hai jab husn se ishq takraya tha kabhi ghayal

Tum ko yaad hai jaana guzashta

Tum ko yaad hai jaana, Guzashta saal,October mai, Isi tarha ka mosam tha, Jb tumne kaha tha mujh se chalo hum naam badaltay hain

Jahan phoolon ko khilna tha wahin khiltey

Jahan Phoolon ko khilna tha wahin khiltey to acha tha Tum he ko hum ne chaha tha tum he miltey to acha tha Koi

Dil ne phir yaad kiya vo

Dil ne phir yaad kiya Vo bhi kya din the humein dil mein bithaya tha kabhi Aur hans-hans ke gale tumne lagaya tha kabhi

Woh jo paraya mai magar lekin mere

woh jo paraya mai magar…. lekin mere apno mai hai………… woh jiska zikr har pal meri baatoein mai hai……… vada kia tha usne kabhi

Tum jo hote tu hamien kitna sahara

Tum jo hote tu hamien kitna sahara hota Hum ne auroun ko na youn dukh mein pokara hota Jitni siddat se main wabasta tha

Sardar ne aik raha chalti ajnabi larki

Sardar ne aik raha chalti ajnabi larki se kaha: Aap ne Pehchana muj ko? Lrki: Nai Sardar: Me wohi hun jis ko aap ne

Baadlon se milta julta mizaj tha mere

Baadlon se milta julta mizaj tha mere yar ka. faraz kabi toot k bars gya kabi be rokhi se ghozr gya

Main kisi ur ki hun itna bta

Main kisi ur ki hun itna bta kr royi, Wo mujy mahndi lagy hath dikha k royi. Umar br ki judai ka kiyal aya

Hogai baat purani magar ab soachta hoon

Hogai baat purani magar ab soachta hoon — Aam sa shakhse tha woh us pe dil aaya kaisay!

Suhag raat manai ja rahi thi

Suhag Raat Manai Ja Rahi Thi. Achanak Dulhan Boli: Ae Suno Parde K Peeche Koi Hai. Admi Ne Parda Hataya To Ek Bacha Khara

jaane nahin den de tujhe

*. .Jaane Nahin Den De Tujhe. .* Jaane Nahin Den De Tujhe, Jaane Tujhe Den Ge Nahin, Chahe Tujh Ko Rab Bulaa Le, Hum

Sardar ki cycle chori ho gai to

Sardar ki cycle chori ho gai to us ne elaan kiya: Meri cycle shaam tak wapis na mili to me wohi kroon ga jo

Bahot kuch tujh se barh ker b

Bahot kuch tujh se barh ker b mayas’sar tha mayas’sar hai Najanay phir b keyun teri zarurat kam nehin hoti

Kuch tu hy badal gaya hy

Kuch Tu Hy? Tu Badal Gaya Hy ! Vo Teri Ankhon K Khwab Sary , Wo Baaten Sari , … Hisab Sary , Sawal

Tum ko chaha tha tum chahen gey

Tum ko chaha tha, tum ko chahen gey, vaadey jo kiey woh nibhaen gey. Eay Sanam her janum ka yeh iqrar hey. Hum ko

Ek larrka puri raat ghar na aya

Ek larrka puri raat ghar na aya aglay din baap ko kaha k mai dost k ghar so gya tha Father ne betay k

Tera hi aks roshan hai in viraan

tera hi aks roshan hai in viraan ankhon mein, warna kia rakha hai in bejaan ankhon mein, tmhare chale jane se pehle socha na

Hamein pata tha k teri muhabat jaam

Hamein Pata Tha K Teri Muhabat K ‘Jaam’ Mein ‘Zehar’ hai ‘ BEWAFA Lekin.! ……… Tere Pilany Mein Khaloos itNa Tha k HuM Thukra

Mujrim bhi tha mohsin mera lagta dast e katil

Mujrim bhi tha mohsin bhi mera lagta tha Dast-e-katil bhi mujhy dast-e-HinA lgta tha Ary daikhny waly to usy daikhty reh jaty thy Han

Labon pe hansi ankhon main sawal rakhta

Labon pe hansi ankhon main sawal rakhta tha is zarf main itna kamal rakhta tha kia khaber thi mujhy hi bhool jae ga jo

Pathan gadhe k sath sex kr raha

PATHAN Gadhe k sath sex kr raha tha k B.V ne dekh liya Or boli sharm nahi aati ye karte hue? PATHAN: Sharm kis

Dard naak kahani aik larka aik

‘DARD NAAK KAHANI’ Aik larka aik larki ko boht chahta tha, magar woh larki nhi jaanti thi. Ek din us larkay ne himmat ki

Teri chahat mai hum zamana bhool gaye

Teri Chahat Mai Hum Zamana Bhool Gaye, Tere Baad Kisi ko Apnana Bhool Gaye, Phir Laga Sara Jahan Veerana Humko, Jaise Chaman MaiPhool Meheknaa

A real love story ek larkey ko

A REAL LoVE STORY Ek larkey ko larki se pyar hogya Larki: Tum mere lye kia kr skty ho Lrka: Jo tum kaho wo

Tu ny hi kia tha mohobat ki

Tu ny hi kia tha mohobat ki kashti mein sawar, Ab ankhen na chura muje doobta bhi dekh.

Main nahi hon apny wajood me

“Main nahi hon apny wajood me… “Mujhe janay kis nay chura liya… “Mere khayal m rehta hai ek shakhs… “Koi jadoo us nay chala

Wife darling kuch saal pehly mera figure

Wife: Darling! Kuch Saal Pehly mera Figure COKE Bottle jesa Tha na? Husband: Figure To Aaj B Coke jesa Hi hy Pehly 15 wali

wo rat ka be nawa musafir

*’* Wo Rat Ka Be Nawa Musafir Wo Tera SHAIR wo Tera NASIR, *’* Teri Gali Tak To Ham Ne Dekha Tha Phr Na

Il main dard samane wale kaise ho

il main dard samane wale kaise ho mujh ko chhor ke janay wale kaise ho neend nahen aati hai mujh ko raaton main meri

Ek admi black kapry pehen kr kahen

Ek ADMI BLACK KAPRY PEHEN KR KAHEN JA RAHA THA TO EK KAWA OOPER SY GUZRA OR OS K KAPROON PR BETH KR DI

Us ny meri gumshdda beyaz nikali or

us ny meri gumshdda beyaz nikali or chupky sy mohabbat ka warq mor deya hum ko maloom tha injam e mohabbat mainy akhri harf

Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya

Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay Ab rooth gai

Meri dastan ka urooj tha teri nram

‘Meri’ Dastan ka urooj tha Teri Nram Palkon ki chhaon mein, Mere sath tha Tujhe jagna Teri aankh kaise jhapak gai? Bhala Hum mily

Wo ek munfrid phool tha jo mere

WO EK MUNFRID PHOOL THA JO MERE DIL KO BHA GAYA SAGAR WARNA MAI WO NAHI JO HR GUL PE FIDA HO JAON. GOOD

Bana ajnabi mera hum safar or nazar bacha

Bana ‘Ajnabi’ Mera ‘Hum-SafaR’ or Nazar Bacha k ‘GuzaR’ gaya, Main tha ‘RaastoN’ se ‘Be-KhabaR’ or usey ‘ManziloN’ ka ‘ShaooR’ tha! Na Theen or

Hargiz nahi hain matam o sajda alag

Hargiz Nahi Hain Matam o Sajda Alag Alag Donon Mein Hai Hussain (A.S) Ka Jalwa Alag Alag Sajdon K Bhi Nishan Hain Matam K

Woh bewafa nikli toh kya hua kuch

Woh bewafa nikli toh kya hua, kuch dino ka toh saath nibhaya tha, Tadapta hua chhod gayi toh kya gilla, Tadapna bhi toh ussi

Ajeeb tarah se socha tha zindgi k

Ajeeb tarah se socha tha zindgi k liye, jeena marna tha sirf usi k liye, wo mujh ko TANHA chor gaya to yaqin aya,

Uffff kya karr rahe ho plz aisa

Uffff Kya Karr Rahe Ho? Plz Aisa Mat Karo… Please Mat Karo… Maine Kaha Na Plz Aisa Nahi…… Aur Mat Dabao…. are Neeche Kyun

Sardar apny dost se yar main

Sardar apny dost se: Yar main texi main jarha tha 1 admi bola koni andr kro. Dost: phr kya hwa? Sardar: main ne koni

Main kisi aur ki hoon itna

MAIN KISI AUR KI HOON ITNA BATA KAR ROI, WO MUJHE MEHNDI LAGEY HATH DIKHA KAR ROI,,, UMAR BHAR KI JUDAI KA KHAYAL AYA

dard o gham k siva ishq

*’* Dard o gham k siva ishq me kia mila, *’ KUCH NAHI ‘* Jo tha kho bethe hasil huwa, *’ KUCH NAHI ‘*

Ghzal kabhi meharban tha tu anjan

(‘GHZAL’) Kabhi Meharban Tha Tu Kabhi Anjan Tha Mera Wehem Tha Ya Woh Mera Guman Tha !! Dey Kar Zakham Woh Marham Rakhta Tha

1 qabar ki takhti par likha hua

1 qabar ki Takhti Par likha hua tha ‘A RahGuzar Parh le Fatiha Meray Wastay’ ‘Kal tu Bhi Majboor hoga Is Dua K Wastay’

Mein hosh may tha to us pay

Mein hosh may tha to us pay mar gaya kesay, Yeh zaher mere laho may utar gaya kesay, Kuch us k dil may lagawat

Dil bhar gaya hy unka ab shayd

Dil bhar gaya hy unka ab shayd hum sy ….SAGAR… Unki be-rukhi ka ye andaaz pehly to kabhi na tha…!

Guzarta hoon mein jab bhi tere sheher

Guzarta hoon mein jab bhi tere sheher ki galiyon se, Beeti sadayen rakss karti hain tere ashiyane se, Karta hon yaad mein tujhe jab

Pathan apni murgi ko garam pani pela

Pathan apni murgi ko garam garam pani pela raha tha. Dost: Khan ye kia kar rahy ho? Pathan ny kaha ap ye murgi ubly

Sikhaya tha jinhain alfaaz batnay ka salika

Sikhaya tha jinhain alfaaz batnay ka salika…. Wohi aj mere sukhan ki ada se ulajh baithay hain….

Kya kahen hum kaise tujhse door ho

Kya kahen hum kaise tujhse door ho gaye Haalaat se, kuch khud se majboor ho gaye Mohhabbat rula deti hai, kab ye maana tha

Mosam e gul main agar shaakh se toote hote

Mosam-e-gul Main Agar Shaakh Se Toote Hote Kuch Shagoofey Bhi Isi Shaakh Se Phoote Hote Dil Bara Sakht Tha Har Sang-e-bala Jhail Gaya Warna

Dard itna tha zindagi maydharkan sath dene

Dard Itna tha Zindagi may,dharkan sath dene se Ghabra Gai ~*JAN*~ Band thi Ankhen kisi ki yad men,Mout Aai OR Dhoka kha Gai….!!!

Kon yad rkhta hy tum b

Kon yad rkhta hy.. Tum b bhol jao gy.. Wasl k zamany me.. Hijraton k mosam ko.. Ankh ki udasi ko.. Arzo ki khusbo

Pathan washroom main betha thasamney likha thapaani

Pathan washroom main betha tha.Samney likha thaPaani ka zeyaada istmaal karien.Pathan 3 lottay pani pee gaya.

Iblees ka wahabi se sawal

IBLEES ka WAHABI se Sawal. . . . . ! Mein Bi Toheedi Tha, Tu Bi Toheedi Hai,, Mein Bi Namazain Bohat Parrhta Tha,

Shayed tumhare pas hon ab tak

Shayed tumhare pas hon ab tak.. Wo “valentine“ k tuhfe mere.. Or shayed k tum na boole ho ge.. Wo zamana humari mohabat ka..

Dard ki syahi se likha ye mera

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Hum ne ulfat ka bharam sab se

Hum ne Ulfat ka Bharam Sab se Juda rakha hy, Goya Seeney mein Tujhe Dil ki Jaga rakha hy! Dil Ye Chahey K Tu

Hamary chaly jane k bad ye

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ye hai

)(‘ ‘)( /“/ _/“/_ ye hai Basanti ab ye nachegi,, ;. . . . . . . . . . . nachi kya?? .

1 admi public toilet me betha tha

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Raat ho chuki thi 1 darkht ki

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Wafa ki laaj main usko mana letay

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