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Khuwab apne meri ankhon k hawale kar

Khuwab apne meri ankhon k hawale kar k, tu kahan hay muje neendon k hawale kar k. Mujh ko maloom tha ek roz chala

Chota sa tha to maa ki mohabbat

Chota sa tha to Maa ki mohabbat dekh ker samjha yehi mohabbat hoti hai kuch waqt guzra school janay laga dost mila laga ye

Aik dfa aik badshah ne ailan kiya

Aik dfa aik Badshah ne ailan kiya k j0 mujh sy k0i b swal kry aur main us ka sahi jawab na dy sk0n

Kabhi yunhi sochta hon usne meri

Kabhi Kabhi Yunhi Sochta Hon, Usne Meri Muhabbat Ko Kyon Thukraya. . . . Jab K Har Dafa Maine He Diya Tha Rakshay Ka

Ek aadimi peshaab ker raha tha

ek aadimi peshaab ker raha tha, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Jo fursat mile to chaand se mere

Jo Fursat Mile to Chaand se Mere Dard ki kahani Poch Lena…. Ek Wohi to tha Hamraaz Mera Tere So Jane k Baad….!!!?

Zindagi ek chahat ka silsila hai koi

zindagi ek chahat ka silsila hai, koi milgaya to koi bichad gaya, jinhein maanga tha humne duaoon mein, wo kisi aur ko bin maange

America se 1 pathan ne apni maa

America se 1 pathan Ne Apni Maa ki dead body Pakistan bheji. Jis k saath letter tha k ama ki dead body Aap ko

Suno naraaz ho hum se magar vo

Suno….. Naraaz Ho Hum Se? Magar Hum Vo Hain Jin Ko To Manaana b Nahi Aata Kisi Ne Aaj Tak Hum Se Muhabbat Jo

Yaar baat sun tere pass veena malik

Yaar baat sun tere pass Veena Malik ka number hay? Wo kal me khana kha raha tha to salan meri pent per gir gaya

Nasir kya kahta phirta hai kuch na

‘Nasir’ kya kahta phirta hai kuch na suno to behtar hai, diwana hai diwane k munh na lago to behtar hai kal jo tha

Insan ki pehchan ilm say nahi balkay

Insan ki pehchan ilm say nahi balkay akhlaq say hoti hay Q K ilm tho iblees k pass bhi tha lakin achay akhlaq say

Tanha me kch kehne ki ibteda

TANHA Me kch kehne ki ibteda kese krta, Uski khamoshi pe koi sada kese krta, Jb us ne hans k taal dena tha, Phr

December k haseen din thay murree ki

December k haseen din thay Murree ki yakh fizaon mein Humhare chaar haathon nain Mujasma ek banaya tha Kaha tha ek dooje ko Nishani

Cnn se raat ko us american foji

CNN se raat ko us american foji ne interview dety hue kaha, Jisne Abbotabad opration mai hissa lia tha, k jab hum USAMA BIN

Soya tha raat koo par nend nahi

Soya tha raat koo, par nend nahi aayee, Saari raat humko sirf unki hee yaad satayee, Aankh khuli toh paya apney aap ko bilkul

Wo apne ghar chala gaya afsos mat

wo apne ghar chala gaya afsos mat karo itna hi us ka sath tha afsos mat karo insan apne aap mein majboor hai buhat

Jinhen subah tk tha jlna sarsham bujh

Jinhen subah tk tha jlna sar~sham bujh gaye…. Wo charagh kia bujhe hen dar o bam bujh gaye…. Hua zulm jaty jaty shab~ghum thehr

Dayar e gair mein kaise tujhe sada dete tu

dayar-e-gair mein kaise tujhe sada dete tu mil bhi jata to tujhe ganwa dete tumhin ne ham ko sunaya na apna dukh warna dua

Intezaar e saba raha barson ik daricha khula

Intezaar-e-saba raha barson ik daricha khula raha barson Ek din us ka pyaar barsa tha aur mai bheegta raha barson tab kahin jaa ke

Yun kho gaye tere pyaar main hum

Yun kho gaye tere pyaar main hum Ab hosh main aana mushkil hay Jab aankh milana mushkil tha Ab aankh bachana mushkil hay Sanson

Yoon hosla dil nay haara kab thabin

Yoon Hosla Dil Nay Haara Kab Tha, Bin Zehar Piye Guzara Kab Tha, Kuch Pall Usay Or Daikh Saktay, Ashkoon Ko Mager Gawaara Kab

This z my atitude aout friendz

This ¡Z my Atitude aßOuT my friendz. ‘ SochA Tha Teri SAdgi pe likhön ga ik ghazal’..Ay DOST.. ‘ Afsos k Teray miyar k

Kitab e zindagi ka woh meri khoobsurat baab thayoun

Kitab-e-zindagi ka woh meri khoobsurat baab thaYoun harf harf parha jaisey woh mera nisaab thaSar-e-raah mujhay choor kar jo kisi oor ka ho liyaWohi

Pathan 1 saal kay bemar bachey ko

Pathan 1 Saal Kay Bemar Bachey Ko Hospital Ley Kar Gaya Dr:Isko Koi Ulti Seedhi Cheez Tou Nahi Khelai? PATHAN: Nahi, Bohot Ro Raha

Parveen shakir sari duniya k riwajon sy

‘parveen shakir’ Sari duniya k riwajon sy adawat ki thi Tum ko yad hai jab men ny ik himaqat ki thi Usy razdan samajh

Usey yaad ker k na dil dukha

usey yaad ker k na dil dukha, jo guzar gia wo guzar gia, kahan lout ker koi ayai ga, jo guzar gia wo guzar

Na tha kuchch to khuda tha hota

Na Tha Kuchch To Khuda Tha, Kuchch Na Hota To Khuda Hota Duboya Mujhko Hone Ne, Na Hota Main To Kya Hota Huaa Jab

Dekh kar tanha mujh se pocha baharon

Dekh kar tanha mujh se pocha baharon ne, Kahan gaya tera wo humsafar tujhe to bara naaz tha us par yeh dekh kar mai

Dil ko virana kaho gayemujhe malum na

Dil ko virana kaho gaye,Mujhe malum na tha. Phir B dil hi may raho gay,Mujhe malum na tha. Sath duniya ka Mein chorhdon ga

Maa aaj school se itni jaldi kaise

Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Agaye? Bacha: Machar ko Mara To Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi Maa: Aisa Kyon? Bacha: Machar Teacher k

Us ki muskrahat me b chupa koi

Us Ki Muskrahat Me B Chupa Koi Gham Tha….. !!…mohsin…!! Warna Halki C Muskrahat Pe Ansoo Nahi Aatay……..!

Akhir aj zindagi ne bhi hum se

akhir aj zindagi ne bhi hum se poch he lia kahan hai wo shaqs jo mujh se ziada piyara tha

Rakhi ko tyonhar tha bandhane bhai taiyar

Rakhi Ko Tyonhar Tha Rakhi Bandhane Ko Bhai Taiyar Tha Bhai Bola bahna meri ab to rakhi bandh do, Bahna Boli, Kalai Peechhe karo,

Dayar e gair mein kaise tujhe sada dete tu

dayar-e-gair mein kaise tujhe sada dete tu mil bhi jata to tujhe ganwa dete tumhin ne ham ko sunaya na apna dukh warna dua

Ham udas hen aj us dost ki

Ham udas hen aj us dost ki Dööri ko Lekar, ‘SAGAR’ Wo khud b Satata tha Ab uski yaaden bhi satane lagi hen .

Gazal mat pochiye kahan ja k

‘GAZAL’ Mat pochiye kahan ja k dil laga liya humny khud par heran hon ye kya kiya humny Log apni muhabt k afsane sunate

Kal halki barish thi kal sard hawa

Kal halki halki barish thi, kal sard hawa ka raqs bhi tha, Kal phool bhi nikhray nikhray the, Kal un main app ka aqs

Jis ki chahat ko her chaht say

jis ki chahat ko her chaht say mootaber rakha, Khud tha ghamgeen mager us ko baykhaber rakha, aaj wahi shakhs mayray g ko jalata

Chahat ki mehfil main bulaya hai kisi

Chahat ki mehfil main bulaya hai kisi ne, Khud bula ker phir sataya hai kisi ne, Jab tak jali hai shama jalta raha parwana,

Sardar ek baraf ka tukra utha ker

Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha… Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho??? Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh

Kaat kar zuban meri keh raha tha

Kaat kar zuban meri keh raha tha woh Faraz, Ab tumhain ijazat hai haal-e-dil sunane ki.

Kis qadar zulm dhaya kertey ho yeh

Kis qadar zulm dhaya kertey ho Yeh jo tum bhool jaya kerte ho Kis ka ab haath rakh ke seene per Dil ki dhadhkan

Mushkil hai ab shahar main nikle koi

mushkil hai ab shahar main nikle koi ghar se dastar pe bat a gai hai hoti hui sar se barsa bhi to kis dasht

Hum ne us k baad na rakhi

‘Hum ne us k baad na rakhi kisi se mohabat ki aas’….. ‘mohsin’ ‘Ik shaks he bohat tha, jo sub kuch sikha gaya’….

1 shaks kesc office k bahr khra

1 Shaks KESC Office K Bahr Khra Hokr Galiyan Derha Tha Admi: Bhai Q Galiyan Derhe H0? Shaks: Hum Mandi Cow Lene Gya Tha

Sath dil k chale ko nahin roka

Sath dil k chale dil ko nahin roka ham ne jo na apna tha usay toot k chaha ham ne ik dhokay main kat,ti

Wo larki shayad paghal thi din raat

Wo larki shayad paghal thi Din raat hi gum sum rehti thi Kuch sharam-o-haya ka paikar thi Kuch naram mizagi rakhti thi Aankon me

1 admi zor se dua mang rha

1 Admi Zor Zor Se Dua Mang Rha Tha ‘Ya Allah! Mujhy Chupkali Bana De’. 2nd Admi: Tm Ye Dua Q Mang Rhe Ho?

Wo shaam rukhsatee ka wakt yaad rahay

wo shaam wo rukhsatee ka wakt yaad rahay ga wo sheher wo safar wo mkaan yaad rahay ga hm bhool sakay hayn na bhoolayn

Jis ne andaz dia mujhe muskrany kause

Jis ne Andaz Dia Mujhe Muskrany Ka’ Use Hi Shoq He Ab MujheRulany Ka’ Jo Lehron Se Cheen KrLaya Tha Kinarepe muje’ Ab Wohi

2006 main shops notice likha hota tha

2006 Main Shops Main Notice Likha Hota Tha, “Udhar Band Hai Kashmir Aazad Hone Tak” Aur 2011 Ke Notice Main, “Udhar Band Hai Judge

Tute dile se phucho dard kya hota

Tute dile se phucho dard kya hota ha Koi pass hokar bhi dur jab hota ha Hum nahi kehta ke us ka kusur ha

1 pathan pao mein rasi bandh raha

1 Pathan Pao mein rasi bandh raha tha 1 shakhs ne pocha: kia kar rahe ho? PATHAN: khud-kushi ADMI lekin khud-kushi to gale mein

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik shakhs, Hua chiragh to ghar hi jala gaya aik shakhs, Tamam rang meray aur saray khuwab meray,

Milna itefaaq bicharna naseeb tha wo mujh

Milna itefaaq bicharna naseeb tha wo mujh se itna qareeb ho gya jitna qareeb tha basti k sare log atish parast thay jalta raha

Jahan phoolon ko khilna tha wahin khilte

JahaN PhooloN Ko Khilna Tha WahiN Khilte To Acha Tha TumhiN Ko Hum Ne Chaha Tha TumhiN Milte To Achaa Tha . Koi Aa

Nikale the kahan jane ke liye pahunche

nikale the kahan jane ke liye pahunche hai kahan malum nahi, ab apne bhatakte kadamon ko manzil ka nishan malum nahi, barbaad wafa ka

Mere sajde man kami tu na thi

MERE SAJDE MAN KAMI TU NA THI FARAZ KIA MHG SE BHE BAR KA KISE NA MANGA THA US KO.

Mujhe pata tha k log badal jaate

Mujhe pata tha k log badal jaate hain Aalam Magar may ne kabhi tujhe logon may gina nahi tha

Woh skeks ek pel k liye bhi

Woh skeks ek pel k liye bhi meri geliyo say na guzra Sari umar jis ko ma apna pata daiti rehi Hesret rehi ke

1 pagal her waqt bolta rehta

1 pagal her waqt bolta rehta tha ‘Ghulail bnaoun ga aur chirya ko maron ga’ 1 din usko paglon k doctor k pass ly

Buhat hi muddat kai baad kul jub

Buhat hi Muddat kai baad kul jub kitaab-e-maazi ko main nai khola buhat sai chehrey nazar main utray buhat sai naamoan pai dil paseeja

2 ashk meri yaad min baha dete

2 Ashk Meri Yaad Min Baha Dete To Kiya Jata, 4 Phol Meri Lash Pr Charha Dete To Kiya Jata, Aaye Ho Meri Maiyat

Mujhe apne desh bhula lo babul kyun

mujhe apne desh bhula lo babul kyun baija itni door mohe jo aagan kabhi chodha naa tha aaj dekhne ko dil tarasta hai. apni

Wo jisy hum samajhte the zindagi

‘Wo jisy hum samajhte the zindagi..!! Meri dharkano’n ka fareb tha ‘mudassar. Mujhy muskraana sikha k wo meri ‘rooh’ tak ko rula gaya.

Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant mummy

Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai. Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai. baccha: agar baby itna hi acha

Dekha palat kar usne k hasrat use

Dekha palat kar usne k hasrat use b thi Hm Jis par mit gae the muhabat use b thi Chup ho gya tha dekh

Khafa ho k mujh y mujhy parshan

Khafa Ho k Mujh §y Mujhy Parshan karta Hy Ajeeb §hakhs Hy khud §y ßadguman karta Hy Na Meri Parwah Hy Na Mery Haal

Tery shehar sy paya b to kya

Tery Shehar Sy Paya B To Kya Paya Me Ny, Bhanwar Me Doob Gaya SeHra NaHi Paya Me Ny. Ro Ro K Apni Aankhen

My college life itna sharmila bhi guzra

My College Life Itna sharmila bhi guzra hai zamana uska apna muh apni kitabo mai chupana uska , woh hi ek phool tha college

Alvida dubble sawari tere khulney se

ALVIDA ALVIDA DUBBLE SAWARI Tere khulney se Dil khush huwa tha hr larka dubble ghom raha tha, Aysh ho gai thi humari ALVIDA ALVIDA

gf muje maf krden mene

*. . .Gf: Muje maf krden. Mene ap se chupaya tha Meri Mangni ho chuki ha. Bf: Aray Koi bat nai janu. Chalo Aj

Woh chahta to sub k samne chor

Woh Chahta to Sub k Samne Chor kar Ja Sakta Tha Mujhe ,, Kuch tu Wajah Thi Jo Akeley Ma Alvida Kaha Usne………,,

1 qabristan mein bh00t k0 dekh kar

1 Qabristan mein 1 Bh00t k0 dekh kar sabhi bhaag rahy thy lekin mein nahi bhaga pata hy ky0n? . . . . .

Har se dola chala laadli ka

har se dola chala laadli ka Kya nazara hai yeh zindagi ka Itne naazo se paala tha hamne Har taraze sambhala tha hamne Aaye

Donon jahan ki sari ibadat se bhaari

Donon Jahan Ki Sari Ibadat Se Bhaari Jis Ki Ek Zarbat Jo Sab K Aamal Tolay Aesa Ek Meezan Ali (A.S) Hai Hukam e

Unhain shikwa tha k main usse samajh

Unhain Shikwa Tha K Main Usse Samajh Na Saka_._._._._._!! ” Aur Mujhe Ye Maan Tha K Main Janta Fakat Ussi Ko Tha_._._._._._!

Zindagi dard bhi dawa bhi thi

Zindagi dard bhi, dawa bhi thi Hum’safar bhi gureizpaa bhi thi Kuch to the dost bhi wafa dushman Kuch mairi aankh main haya bhi

Teacher home work q nhi kia

teacher; home work Q nhi kia Stdnt; sir,lit nhi thi Teachr; to mom batti jala lete Student; sir,machis nhi thi Teachr; Machis Q nai

Wo jisay samjhta tha zindagi mere

wo jisay samjhta tha zindagi mere dharkanoon ka fareeb tha “sabi” mujhay muskurana sikha k wo mere rooh tak ko rula gaya

Teri doli uthi mera janaza utha tu

teri doli uthi mera janaza utha tu chal kar gai mujhe uthaya gaya phool tujh par bhi the phool mujh par bhi the tu

Wo jo badla tu roobroo hum bhi

Wo jo badla tu roobroo hum bhi badal gy Wafa ki the us se bandgi tu nahi Zindgi tu faqt u he kut jay

Ussay janay ki jaldi thi yunhi

‘Ussay Janay Ki Jaldi Thi’ yunhi baaton hi baaton main… mujhay uss ne bataya tha…. mohabbat karnay walay piyar main dhoka nahi kartay koi

Yeh kabhi na socha tha tumse humari

Yeh kabhi na socha tha tumse humari judai hogi, Tumse dil lagane ki saza tum mujhe aise dogi, Hum toh aapki wafa pe zinda

Humko alira ke ishq ne aala banaadiya

Humko Ali(R.A) Ke Ishq Ne Aala Banaadiya!!!! Qatra Tha Hussain(R.A) Ne Dariya Bana Diya!!!! Jab Maatami Libhaaz Kiya Humne Zeb-E-Tan!!!! Humko Gham-e-Hussain(R.A) Ne Kaaba

Raat bhar vo i nhi hm

Raat Bhar vo i Nhi. Hm Hila Hila Kr So Gaye; Jo i Nhi vo Light Thi, Or Jo Hila Rahe Thay vo PANKHA

Kab kis se kahein aur koun soune

Kab kis se kahein aur koun soune jo haal tumhare baad howa Is dil ki jheel se ankhoon mein ek khuwab bohaat barbad howa

Ek pathan namaz parh raha tha doosra

ek pathan namaz parh raha tha doosra ye sahab bare namazi parhezgar aur mutaki hen PATHAN namaz tor ke bola hum ne hajj bhi

Ajj me use hamesha ke liye bhulane

ajj me use hamesha ke liye bhulane chala tha… uski yaado ke nisha dil se mitane chala tha …… jo shaksh kabhi meri kamjori

Safar per saath chala tha jo rehbron

‘Safar Per Saath Chala Tha Jo Rehbron Ki Tarah’ ‘Juda Huwa Wo Bhi Aakhir Musaafiron Ki Tarah’ ‘Main Sochta Hon Wo Kese Bichar Gaya

quran amal ki kitab

¤— QURAN —¤ Amal Ki Kitab Thi Wazefon Ki Kitab Bana Dya. Samjhne Ki Kitab Thi Parhne Ki Kitab Bana Diya. Zindon Ka Dastoor

Aj tu besabab udass hai jii ishq

AJ TU BESABAB UDASS HAI JII ISHQ HOTA TU KOI BAAT B THI JALTA PHIRTA HOON DOPHARON MAI JANE KIA CHEEZ KHO GAYE MERI

Mein hosh may tha to us pay

Mein hosh may tha to us pay mar gaya kesay, Yeh zaher mere laho may utar gaya kesay, Kuch us k dil may lagawat

Bachpan m muje palit banay ka shok

Bachpan m muje Palit banay ka shok tha…. Fraz.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik shakhs, Hua chiragh to ghar hi jala gaya aik shakhs, Tamam rang meray aur saray khuwab meray,

Aik charsi qabristan m chars pi raha

AIk Charsi Qabristan M Chars Pi Raha Tha….. Police Aa Gayi…. To Charsi NAy Chars Chupa DI POLICE: Kya Kar Rahe HO??? CHARSI: Kuch

Akele chord jaty hoye tum acha nahi

Akele chord jaty ho,ye tum acha nahi krty, Hmara dil jalaty ho,Ye tum acha nahi krty, Kaha b tha Muhabbat hy,Muhabbat hi isay rakho,

Pathan office sa wapis araha tha rastay

pathan office sa wapis araha tha rastay main 1 larka milla usne pathan ko kaha tmhara biwi kisi shadi main nach rhi hai. pathan

Tu nay hi sawaar kya tha mohabbat

‘~Tu Nay Hi Sawaar Kya Tha Mohabbat Ki Kashti Pay’~! ‘wasi’ Ab Nazrain Na Chura, Mujhy Doobta Dakh Kar’

Lutf tha jinsay nazaaray ka haseen

Lutf Tha Jinsay , Nazaaray Ka, Haseen Woh Na Rahay Jis Say Rownaq Thi Makaanoan Ki, Makeen Woh Na Rahay Jo May Roataa Hu

Wo kehti thi mere dil

‘Wo kehti thi ! Mere dil ko mohabt bojh lagti hai K Is ki band nagri se Mujhe kuch khaof aata hai Hr ik

Bheegi palken geelay hont kapre bhi

Bheegi Palken.. Geelay Hont.. Kapre Bhi Num.. Num Se Hain Hum.. Hain Saawan k Deewane Aap Bhi Shayad, Hum Se Hain Aap k Dil

Din apnay guzartay hain chiragon ki manind

Din Apnay Guzartay Hain Chiragon Ki Manind Her Subah Ko Bujh Jana Her Shaam Ko Jal Jana Bachon Ki Si Fitrat Hai Hum Ahl-e-Muhabbat

Usay pehli br bus ma dekha tha

Usay pehli br BuS ma dekha tha Wo mere samny wali seat pr bethi thi Wo br br muje sir sy pao tk dekh

Bandon ko ali karta hai toheed shanasa

Bandon ko ALI karta hai TOHEED shanasa wahdat ki hai taskeen risalat ka dilasa. mana ke ibadat han ye roza ye namazen kab kis

Police man jail mai kese aye

Police man : jail mai kese aye? Sardar : media ki Larki interview kar rahi thi, Us k seenay par ‘PRESS’ likha hua tha,

Kabhi mushkilo ka tha saamna kabhi rahaton

Kabhi mushkilo ka tha saamna, kabhi rahaton mein guzar gaye Wo jo din the mere shabab ke, teri chahaton mein guzar gaye Kabhi dil

Itni muddat baad mile ho kin sochon

Itni muddat baad mile ho! Kin sochon mein gum phirte ho? Itne khaif kyun rehte ho? Hur aahat se dar jate ho Tez hawa

Kis qadar masoom sa lehja tha us

Kis qadar masoom sa lehja tha us ka… ‘MOHSIN’ Dheeray se ‘Jan’ keh kar, ‘BE-JAN’ kar dia………….

Mein raat bhaar rota raha khuli

Mein raat bhaar rota raha Khuli ankhon sotta raha Nikalte ansoon se mein Apna taan yoon hi bhigota raha Ek ek ansoo kutch kehta

Wa bi saume ghadin nawaetu min shahre

‘Wa bi saume GHADIN nawaetu min shahre ramzan’ Note:roze main niyat ki dua na Rasool(S.A.W) se sabit hai aur na hi Kisi Sahabi Se

Kyun bhool gaye hm ko rishta to

Kyun bhool gaye hm ko, rishta to purana tha Ik ye b zamana hai, ik wo b zamana tha Rangeen fizayein thi, shokh adayein

Ghazal marnay k bad mri ye kahani

‘GHAZAL’ Marnay k bad mri ye kahani likhna, kaisy hui barbad mri ya jawani likhna, ye likhna usy intazar bhat tha kisi ka, Aakhri

Marne se bhi pahle mar gaye the

Marne se bhi pahle mar gaye the Jeene se kuchh aise dar gaye the Raste me jahaaN talak diyay the Saare mere hum-safar gaye

Farq sirf itna sa hai us ki

Farq sirf itna sa hai, US ki doli uthi meri maiyat uthi, phool US per bhi they, phool mujh per bhi they, mehfil wahan

Aey dosto matta e wafa hy wo dastan

Aey Dosto Matta-e Wafa hy Wo Dasta’n Dohra Rahi hy jis ko Zamanay ki hr Zuba’n koofay Me jab Ziyaad L.a ka Baita tha

Woh jazbon ki tijarat thi yeh dil

Woh jazbon ki tijarat thi, yeh dil kuch aur samjha tha Usay hansnay ki aadat thi, yeh dil kuch aur samjha tha Mujhay us

Meharbaan mujh pe thy halat kbi yun

Meharbaan mujh pe thy halat kbi yun b tha Hum raha krty thy ik sath kbi yun b tha Ab to perchaian b uski

Sardar class me hans raha tha eik

Sardar Class me Hans raha tha, eik Larki Boli Stand up ! Kon ho tum. Sardar bola:Tum Kon ho Larki:Me Monitor Hu Sardar:Ty Me

Tere baghair guzarta nahin tha ik pal

Tere baghair guzarta nahin tha ik pal bhi, ‘…Shani…’ Tere beghair magar zindagi guzari hai.

Funny tota ik gujar apney kaandhay

Funny Tota Ik ‘Gujar’ apney kaandhay pe ‘Tota’ bitha kar ja rha tha, Rastey main 1 admi ne rok k pucha, Bhai ye konsa

Barbad e gulistan karne bas ek hi ullu kafi

Barbad-e-gulistan karne bas ek hi ullu kafi tha ..yahan…har shaakh pe ullu baitha h..anjame gulistan kya hoga

Sardar so raha tha k us ko

Sardar so raha tha k us ko ek machar ne kat liya, sari rat us k peechay chapal le kr bhagta raha, marnay ki

Dil diya hay aytabar ki had thi

Dil diya hay aytabar ki had thi jan di ha ya mere piyar ki had thi, Marr gya me khuli rahi aankheen ya tere

Jab nabi karim saw ki viladat

Jab nabi karim s.a.w ki viladat hui to us raat 4 mojizat huye. 1:puray Arab me logon ne zameen say asman tak noor hi

Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date liye

Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date k liye oil mein naha k jata hai GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay? Sardar: meine suna tha

Haseen yadon main khoya tha bicherny se

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