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Drbare risalat me intezar safarul muzafar ko

Drbare risalat me intezar? Safarul muzafar ko betul muqadas me 1 shami buzurg ne khawab me apne apko drbare risalat me paya! Sub sahaba

Hr shaam tum se milne k aadat

Hr Shaam Tum Se Milne K Aadat C ho gayi .. Phir Rafta Rafta Tum Se Mohabat C ho Gai .. Shayd Ye Taza

Pathan driver road accident kerne par pakra

Pathan Driver, Road accident kerne par pakra gaya… Judge: Accident kaisay hoa!! Pathan: Khuda ki kasam ham ko nahe pata… , , , Ham

Jab rehmat e alam sarwar e konen saw ki viladat hui

‘Jab Rehmat-e-Alam Sarwar-e-Konen (S.A.W) ki Viladat hui tou us raat 3 Mau’jze huey: 1.Pury Arab me Logon ne Zamin se Asman tak Nur hi

Usey jab yaad aye ga woh pehle

Usey jab yaad aye ga woh pehle bar ka milna TO pal pal yaad rkhe ga ya sb kuch bhul jae ga Usey jab

Zamane se sona tha mohabbat har jati

Zamane se sona tha mohabbat har jati hai, Jo chahat ik tarafa ho wo chahat har jati hai, Kahi par bhi duao ka ik

Dukh paraya ho ya apna nahi dekha

Dukh Paraya ho Ya Apna Nahi Dekha Jata, Rony Wala koi Chera Nahi Dekha Jata, Sochna Parta hai So Baar Magr Jab ho Jaye,

Bas ik meri baat nhi thi

Bas ik Meri Baat Nhi Thi Sab Ka Dard December Tha Barf K Shehar Mein Rehnay Wala ik ik Fard December Tha Pichhlay Saal

Guzarta hoon mein jab bhi tere sheher

Guzarta hoon mein jab bhi tere sheher ki galiyon se, Beeti sadayen rakss karti hain tere ashiyane se, Karta hon yaad mein tujhe jab

Jawabi khat ma yun usne mery bary

Jawabi khat ma yun usne mery bary ma likha tha, Bura b keh nhi sakty mgr achy nhi lgty, Nhi masrof ma itna k

Ajnabi ho kay bhi apna sa laga

ajnabi ho kay bhi apna sa laga tha ik shakhs, wo jo aankho’n k nazaro’n mai mila tha ik shakhs, nikhat e jaa’n liye

Woh ayna hy to phr dkhaye mojhe

‘woh Ayna hy to phr Ayna dkhaye mojhe’ ejhab carag hun din rat jalta rhta hun’ mein takh geya hun howa se kaho bojhay

Sardar my naya underwear khareda din bhr

Sardar my naya underwear khareda Din bhr pury gaon ko pichay se dhoti utha utha kr dikhata raha, Ghr lota to Behosh ho gya,

Hamein pata tha k teri dosti

Hamein Pata Tha K Teri Dosti K ‘Jaam’ Mein ‘Zehar’ hy bhai jan Lekin. !! Tera muskra kar pilane ka andaz esa Tha k

Itnaa bura b na tha jo thukra

Itnaa bura b na tha jo thukra dia to ne muje jaan tere apne faisle par aik din tujy bhi afsos zarur ho ga……….!!!!

Aaya tha ghar sanvaarane ehasaan kar gaya

Aaya tha ghar sanvaarane ehasaan kar gaya barbadiyon ka aur bhi saamaan kar gaya ab tak rahi us ki yaad meri zindgi k saath

Nabi kareem k noor honay ki daleel

NABI KAREEM k NOOR honay ki daleel (tareekh e damishq jld5 pg8) hazrat ibn e abbas ne farmaya k jab NABI KAREEM bat kartay

Udaasiyon ka ye mosam badal b saktatha

”UDAASIYON” ka Ye Mosam badal b sakta^tha, To Chahta to Mere saath chal b sakta tha, WO SHAKHS to ne jisay chorrnay mein JALDI

ghazal main ksi

*. . . .GHAZAL. . . .* Main ksi or ka hon itna bta kr roya, Wo mjy mehndi lagay hath dikha kr roya,

Shaq un ko tha ke raat mein

Shaq Un ko Tha ke Raat Mein Bosa Na Le Lein hum …/ Gaalon Pe Rakh Ke Soey Kalaai ko Raaat Bhar…./ …/

1 kabutar pathan ko tang kar raha

1 Kabutar Pathan Ko Tang Kar Raha Tha, Pathan Ne Usy Pakar Liya Or Usy MAarne Ka Faisla Kar Liya, Wo Usy Chhath Pe

Ab wo rooz phone pe nakhron se

Ab wo rooz phone pe nakhron se bat karti ha Faraz Main ne 1 bar he kaha tha sohni de nakhray menu sohnay lagday

Janaza mera roka kar woh iss andaz

‘Janaza Mera Roka Kar Woh Iss Andaz Se Bolay..!! ~~ Faraz ~~ HUm Ne Basti Ka Kaha Tha Tum To Duniya Chor GayE…!’

Qaza h gaya hn krte krte

Qaza hø Gaya høn Qaza Krte krte Faqat Bewafa Se wafa Krte krte Tha dunya K Sare faraiz Kø bhøøla Møhabbat Ka haq mai

Shaayed uss ne mujhko tanha dekh liya

Shaayed uss ne mujhko tanha dekh liya hai Dukh ne mere ghar ka rasta dekh liya hai Apne aap se aankh churaaye phirti hoon

haqeeqt samjho ya afsana apna

*’* Haqeeqt samjho ya afsana. *’* Apna smjho ya begana. *’* Hamara apka rishta hy purana *’* Is lye ye farz tha apko btana.

Hansi tha wo baad barson dekha

hansi tha wo Baad barson dekha tha usay Aaj b utna he haseen tha wo Zindagi jis k naam kardi Afsos log kehtay hain

Reza e kaanch ki surat men bikhar jata hon

Reza-E-Kaanch Ki Surat Men Bikhar Jata Hon Men Teri Yaad Men Jab Had Se Guzar Jata Hon Ab Gurezaan Hai Wo Milne Se Jo

Tum hi nai to kaha tha chaand

Tum hi nai to kaha tha, chaand, bina chaandni k kuch nahi, raat, bina sitaron k kuch nahi, sagar, bina pani k kuch nahi,

Socha tha k wo bht toot kr

Socha tha k wo bht toot kr chahe ga hamain Lekin chaha bhi hum ne or toote b hum

Is diyaar e bey rukhi me iss

Is diyaar e bey rukhi me iss qadar paas e wafa. Bs yehi ik kaam tha jo hm ghalat krte rahey…

Aik shaks apnay ghar ka gate utha

Aik Shaks apnay ghar ka Gate utha kar le ja raha tha Loog smajhay choor ha,Unho ne usay marna choro kar diya Wo Bola

Usko pa kar kibi to khona tha

Usko pa kar kibi to khona tha Ye hadsa kabhi tu hona tha Wo tor ker akser mujy jhorti rahi Jesy mein us ky

Ik modat sy mari maan soi nai

ik modat sy mari maan soi nai tabish ma ny ik bar kha tha mojy dar lagta ha

Baad berson en galion se ayi mere

baad berson en galion se ayi mere bachpan ki Mahek laga lo galay khushbo se mahekta aaj bhi wo chaman hai main ne khoya

A real love story ek larkey ko

A REAL LoVE STORY Ek larkey ko larki se pyar hogya Larki: Tum mere lye kia kr skty ho Lrka: Jo tum kaho wo

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik shakhs, Hua chiragh to ghar hi jala gaya aik shakhs, Tamam rang meray aur saray khuwab meray,

Uffff kya karr rahe ho plz

Uffff Kya Karr Rahe Ho? Plz Aisa Mat Karo … Please Mat Karo … Maine Kaha Na Plz Aisa Nahi …… Aur Mat Dabao

Aye kuch abr sharab us k

aye kuch abr kuch sharab aye us k bad aye jo azab aye bam-e-mina se mahtab utre dast-e-saqi main aftab aye har rag-e-khun main

Teri berukhi ka malaal tha magar ab

Teri Berukhi ka Malaal Tha Magar Ab Nahin Mujhey Sirf Tera Khayal Tha Magar ab Nahin teri bemisaal Muhabaton Ke Hisaab main Ti Zamane

Sardar 1 ghar k neechay khara su su

Sardar 1 ghar k neechay khara ‘su-su’ kar raha tha, ooper say 1 Lady boli,; Nazar nahi aa raha diwaar hay, Sardar bola; Thora

Aati hai baar teri yaad yun mujhe

aati hai baar baar teri yaad yun mujhe jaise diya ho pyar tune sada mujhe jo bhi diya aziz hai tujhse juda jo hai

Aye mare rab e jahan mohammed saw ke khuda

Aye Mare Rab-e-Jahan Aye Mohammed S.A.W ke Khuda Ye tera Isiq Hi tha Jis ki Parwaz juda Panjetan A.S se jo milla Ishiq ka

1 truck k pechay likha tha chota

1 Truck K Pechay Likha Tha Chota Khandan, Mushkil Aasan, Imran Kamran Mannan Farman Furqan Rehan Adnan Irfan Gudi Nikki Bushra Semi & Babli

Bohat keya intazar lakin who na aa

Bohat keya intazar lakin who na aa saki Pher mujy us ki ek bat yad aa gi Ab Dafan ho ma us kabrstan ma

Ek din santa raat me late ghar

Ek din Santa Raat me Late Ghar gaya. Agle din Banta ne puchha : Aur Bhai, Kal Raat bhabi ji ne Ghar pe Locha

Vo jazbon ki tejaarat thi ye dil

Vo Jazbon Ki Tejaarat Thi Ye Dil Kuch Aur Samjha Tha Usy Hensny Ki Aadat Thi Ye Dil Kuch Aur Samjha Tha Mujy Us

Gardish k baad zaat ka mehvar mila

Gardish k baad zaat ka mehvar mila mujhy. Jis sy nikal gya tha wo hi ghar mila mujhy. Zaray k aik juz sy khula

Bik raha tha waqt k bazaar me

Bik raha tha waqt k bazaar me Meri ghurbat ka lahoo, ‘JUTT,’, Murr kar dekha to Meray dost hi kharidaar niklay.

Dost ho ya parinda usko azaad chor

Dost ho ya parinda usko azaad chor do agr lot kr aya tau tumhara hai, aur agr nahi aaya tau kabhi tumhara tha hi

Kon apna tha hum kis per inayat

kon apna tha hum kis per inayat krte, Hum ko hasrat hi rahi hum b muhabbat krte, Tum ne samjha hi nahi is qabil

Dosti ke new example pathan khudkushi kar

(Dosti ke new Example) Pathan Khudkushi kar raha tha…. kesi nay Puch k kun kar rahy ho…?? Patha:Hamra BV Hamary Dost k 7 Bhag

Maahir tha woh siasat e hijr o wisal main us

**…Maahir Tha Woh Siasat-e-Hijr-o-Wisal Main…** . . **…Us Ney Kabhi Raqeeb Ko Chaha Kabhi Hamain…** . Sms city !¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡! Agr funny, sexy and poetry

Aik pathan 40 din ka chilla kaat

Aik PATHAN 40 Din Ka Chilla Kaat Raha Tha, 39 Ven Raat Shaitan Aa kar Us kay Samney Nanga So Gaya, PATHAN Jaldi Sey

Colege k peechey nadi me principle doob

Colege k Peechey Nadi me Principle Doob Rha Tha. Pappu Ne Dekha Or Zor Zor Se Chillate Hue Bhaaga. . . . … .

Mujhe tum se kuch baat karni hai

MUJHE TUM SE KUCH BAAT KARNI HAI BAAT YEH HAI KE KE KE KE ?? ?? KE MUJHE TUMHARA TIME KHARAB KARNA THA SO

Woh pani ki lehron pe kya likh

woh pani ki lehron pe kya likh raha tha khuda jane harf-e-dua likh raha tha likha jisne novel wafa ka adhura wohi pyar ki

Ek shaks jungle me ja raha tha

Ek shaks jungle me ja raha tha, shaitan bhi us k sath tha, us ne ek waqt ki bhi namaz ada nahi ki, shaitan

1 choha tang pr rakh k bhetha

1 choha Tang pr Tang Rakh k bhetha hua tha Sher Aya Chohy ko Salam kia Or beth gya Hathi Aya Salam kia Or

Yar tm se pochna tha k agr

yar tm se pochna tha k agr hum quadratic formula use krte hoe 0 ko equvlant len aur varible ka square root nikal k

Qissa e daar o rasan baazi e tiflaana e dil iltejaa e arini surkhi e afsaana e dil

Qissa-e-daar o rasan baazi-e-tiflaana-e-dil Iltejaa-e-Arini surkhi-e-afsaana-e-dil Ya Rab is saaghar-e-lab-reiz ki mai kya hogi Jaada-e-mulk-e-baqa hai khat-e-paimaana-e-dil Abr-e-rehmat tha k thi ishq ki bijli

Wo to kehta tha ussy buht si

Wo to kehta tha ussy buht si duaein yaad hain Wasi,,, Kya bichhr kr phr se milney ki dua ussy yaad nhi…..

Hum ne ulfat ka bharam sab se

Hum ne Ulfat ka Bharam Sab se Juda rakha hy, Goya Seeney mein Tujhe Dil ki Jaga rakha hy! Dil Ye Chahey K Tu

Gham e zindagi teri raah mein shab e aarzo chaah jo

Gham-e-zindagi teri raah mein, shab-e-aarzo teri chaah mein, jo ujar gaya woh basa nahin, jo bichar gaya woh mila nahin, jo dil-o-nazar ka suroor

Hamen pata tha k teri mohabat jaam

Hamen pata tha k teri mOhabat k ‘JAAM’ me ‘ZEHAR’ hy dOst….. Lekin.! Teray pilaney me khulOOs itna tha k ham ‘THOKRA’ na sakey

Apni dunya me yu mast rehta tha

Apni Dunya me yu mast rehta tha ME, Mout ki fikar na karta tha Me,Gunah ko Gunah na samajhta tha Me, Lazzato k piche

Ek pathan masjid se bohat khushi jumme

Ek pathan Masjid Se Bohat Khushi Khushi jumme ki namaz parh k nikla, Dost Ne Khushi Ki Waja Poochi to, Pathan bola: Molvi Sahab

Tareekh itnay salon mein sirf itni si

TAREEKH ITNAY SALON MEIN SIRF ITNI SI BADLI HAI FARAZ , TAB DOR THA PATHAR KA AB LOG HAIN PATHAR KAY.

Bus ek maafi hamari tauba kabhi

Bus Ek Maafi, Hamari Tauba, Kabhi Jo Aisay Sataayein Tum Ko . . !!! Lo Haath Joray, Lo Kaan Pakhray, Ab Aur Kaisay Manaayein

Main sun k uski sub batain faqat

Main sun k uski sub batain, Faqat itna hi kehta tha, Khafa hona mana laina, Yeh sadiyon say riwayat hay, Gilay shikway karo mujh

Muhabbat ki haqiqat se hum khoob waqif

Muhabbat ki haqiqat se hum khoob waqif thay-¤ FaRaZ ¤-Younhi zara sa shoq hua tha DiL Barbaad Krne ka..

Rakh hota hua badan mera

Rakh hota hua badan Mera , Mujh sy thak kr swal karta hy , Ishq karna Bahut zaruri tha ? Ishq karna Bahut zaruri

School me ek bacha chaku liye ghum

School Me Ek Bacha Chaku Liye Ghum Raha Tha.. Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo Ghum Rahe Ho..? Bachha: GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER Kaha Se Laun..?

Woh dil hi mera torr gaya ek

Woh Dil Hi Mera Torr Gaya Ek Choti Si Baat Pe Ruth Gaya Mujhe Chorr Gaya Bhari Duniya Mein Mere Dil Ko Kaise Torr

Kon apna tha kiss pe yaqeen kerte

Kon apna tha kiss pe yaqeen kerte . humari hasrat hi rahi hum b muhabatt krte. us ne samja hi nahi qabil apne.jan warna

Ata hai yad mujhko guzara hua zamana

Ata hai yad mujhko guzara hua zamana wo bag ki baharen wo sab ka chah-chahana azadiyan kahan wo ab apne ghonsale ki apni khushi

Yehi wafa ka silaah ha to koi

Yehi Wafa Ka Silaah Ha To Koi Baat Nahi Yeh Dard Tum Ne Diya Ha To Koi Baat Nahi Yehi Bohot Ha K Tum

Kabhi tum lot k aao mujhe

Kabhi Tum Lot K Aao, Mujhe Bas Itna Smjhao, Kahan Se Seekh Li Tum Ne, Ada Mujh Ko Bhulane Ki, Tumhein Mujh Se Shikwa

Phir kisi yad nay shab bhar hay

Phir kisi yad nay shab bhar hay jagaya mujh ko Kiya saza di hay mohabat nay khudaya mujh ko Din ko aaram hay na

Dua nahi to gila deta koi meri

Dua nahi to gila deta koi meri wafaon ka sila deta koi jab mukadar hi nahi tha apna deta bhi to bahla kya deta

Magroor hi sahi mujhe acha bahot laga

Magroor hi sahi mujhe acha bahot laga wo ajnabi to tha magar apna bahot laga rootha hua tha hans to pada mujh ko dekhkar

Wo apni sari nafratein mujh pe lutata

wo apni sari nafratein mujh pe lutata raha mera dil jis ko sada mohabbatein sikhata raha uski Aadat ka zara ye pehlo to dekho

Na main paas us ko bula saka

Na main paas us ko bula saka Na main dil ki baat bata saka Wo hansi hansi main chal dia K main hath tak

Woh mera tha yeh batana ajeeb lagta

Woh mera tha yeh batana ajeeb lagta hai, ab us se aankh milaana ajeeb lagta hai, jo zindgi mein hamara kabhi b na ho

Kisi ne sir kataya tha najane kitno

Kisi Ne Sir Kataya tha, Najane Kitno Ne Ghar Lutaya Tha, Ye Din Mushkil Se Ata Hi, Ye Din Mushkil Se Aaya Tha, SALAM

Nekly the zamany ko zara dakhny ky

nekly the zamany ko zara dakhny ky lia hum. ya kia malom tha ky zamana hum ko dakhy ga.. dadicated to all shaheed students…!!!

Na gila hai koi halaat se shikayaten

Na Gila Hai Koi Halaat Se Na Shikayaten Teri Zaat Se, Khud Hi Saary Warq Juda Huy Meri Zindagi Ki Kitab Se, Tujhy Chaha

Wo jisay samjhta tha zindagi mere

wo jisay samjhta tha zindagi mere dharkanoon ka fareeb tha “sabi” mujhay muskurana sikha k wo mere rooh tak ko rula gaya

Pathan apne 1 saal k bache ko

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya Dr: Khan sab Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai? Pathan: Nai Kal

Aaj us ki yaad nay humain tarpaya

Aaj us ki yaad nay humain tarpaya bohat Aaj na chahattay howay bhi woh yaad aaya bohat, Us kay baad to jaisay vehshatoon say

bhool ja yehi zindagi

=*******= =(BHOOL JA)= ;’;’;’;’;’;’;’;’;’; Yehi Zindagi ka assol hye, Jo bichar gaya ussy Bhool ja, Jo mila hye Dil se laga k rakh, Jo

Uska naam ksi ajnbi k lab pe

Uska naam ksi ajnbi k lab pe tha ‘sahil’ Zra c baat thi mgar dil ko lagi bht.

Dekha palat k us ne hasrat usay

Dekha palat k us ne k hasrat usay bi thi Hum jis par mit gaye thay muhabat usay bi thi….! Chup ho gaya tha

Dil ne tera pyar per majbur mujh

Dil ne tera pyar per majbur mujh ko kardiya Is jaha ki har khushi se dur mujh ko kardiya Jis qadar chaha tha dil

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha

1 pathan ko uska susar

——————————————————————————– 1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha: Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho? Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,

Pal pal tarse the uss k liye

Pal pal tarse the uss pal k liye, Pal aaya bhi to kuch pal k liye, Socha tha usse zindagi ka ek hasin pal

Ajeeb tarha se socha zindagi k liye

Ajeeb tarha se socha zindagi k liye jeena marna tha sirf us k liye Wo muhj ko tanha chor gaya to yaqeen aya K

Kahan aa ke ruknay thay rastaykahan morr

kahan aa ke ruknay thay rastay,kahan morr tha bhool ja jo mil gaya usay yad rakh jo nahi mila usay bhool ja wo tere

Usey yaad ker k na dil dukha

usey yaad ker k na dil dukha, jo guzar gia wo guzar gia, kahan lout ker koi ayai ga, jo guzar gia wo guzar

Mere hum safr ka ye hukm thak mayn

Mere hum-safr ka ye hukm tha,K mayn kalaam us se kam kroon,Mere hont aise silay k phir,Meri chup ne us ko rula dia

Mai hijar k sajdoon se kahen toot

Mai hijar k sajdoon se kahen toot na jaun.. Patar k Khudaoon se mere sheeshay ki jabeen hai.. Palkoon se tarasha tha jo humne

Woh bewafa nikli toh kya hua kuch

Woh bewafa nikli toh kya hua, kuch dino ka toh saath nibhaya tha, Tadapta hua chhod gayi toh kya gilla, Tadapna bhi toh ussi

Father beti aj tum ne phone par

FATHER: Beti Aj tum ne Phone par sirf 1 ganta bat ki, Tum ne to kabi 4 Ghantay se kum Bat hi nahi ki.

Couple date per tha larkay k bap

Couple Date Per tha Larkay k bap ne dekh lya Call ki: beta Kahan Ho Beta: paper dainay aya Hon Bap:zra Dihan Se! Is

Dayar e gair mein kaise tujhe sada dete tu

dayar-e-gair mein kaise tujhe sada dete tu mil bhi jata to tujhe ganwa dete tumhin ne ham ko sunaya na apna dukh warna dua

Main ne socha na tha khawahishain barf zaaron

Main ne socha na tha Khawahishain barf-zaaron main jal jaain gii Or masloob ho jaye gii zindagii Roshnii , roshnii ko nigal jaye gii

Please note it once ak admi

Please Note It: Once ak admi subo ke nmaz k lieay msjd ja reha tha rastay main wo gira and clothes khrab ho gay

Main ne us zaat pe likhne ki

Main ne us zaat pe likhne ki jisarat ki hai Jis k Daman pe Farishtoon ne Ibadat ki hai Kis ki jurrat mera AAQA

Is khof say khurach dala hai hathon

Is khof say khurach dala hai hathon ki lakeron ko’FRAZ’…. Kisi aamil nay kaha tha k woh kisi aur ka ho ga.

Kahen sehra kahen sokhe shajar ache nahi

Kahen sehra kahen sokhe shajar ache nahi lagte Mujhe ab khwabzaaron k safar ache nahi lagte Jawabi khat ma yun us ne mere bare

Ak jatt ki love story me

Ak Jatt Ki Love Story, Me 3 saal ka tha wo peda hui Maine skool admshn lia vo 2 sal ki thi Me primary

Ajeeb shakhs tha junoon ki had tk

Ajeeb shakhs tha junoon ki had tk piyar maangta tha Jahan na dard na judai ho, esa dayaar mangta tha.. Jo maangta tha wo

Na tujhk0 chh0r sakte hain tere h0

Na Tujhk0 Chh0r Sakte Hain Tere H0 B Nahi Sakty, Ye Kaisi Bebasi Hai Aaj Hum R0 B Nahi Sakty, Ye Kaisa Dard Hai

Who mare kabar pay aya oor khul

WHO MARE KABAR PAY AYA OOR KHUL K ROO NA SAKA FRAZ KITNA KHAYAL THA US KO MERAY SAKOON KA

Jub kabhi dil ko wo yaadon se

Jub Kabhi Dil Ko Wo Yaadon Se Rehai Dega, Mere Andar Koi Tufaan Sunai Dega, Us Se Milte Hi Ye Ehsas Hua Tha Mujh

Dard kia hota hai btayein gein kisi

Dard kia hota hai btayein gein kisi roz Kamal ki ghazal tum ko sunaein gein kisi roz Thi unki zid k mai jaun unko

Ek aadimi peshaab ker raha tha

ek aadimi peshaab ker raha tha, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

M0habat ki haqeeqat sey ham kh00b waqif

M0habat ki Haqeeqat Sey Ham kh00b Waqif They,,, ‘FARAZ,,, Y0unhi Zra Sa Sh0q Huwa Tha Dil Barbaad karney ka…^_^

Ziddon se taraq e taaluq to kr lia hum

Ziddon se taraq-e-taaluq to kr lia hum ne skon use b nahi, be-qarar hum b hain zuban khti hai, sara kasoor us ka tha

Tumhare baad baqi aur to sab theek

Tumhare baad baqi aur to sab theek hai lekin, Jahan ”DIL” tha kabhi pehle, wahan ab ”DARD’ rehta hai.

Unko lagao tha khamoshiyon se boht

Unko lagao tha khamoshiyon se boht Humne apni shor machati dharkano ko bhi khamosh karlia

jane phir q khud

‘*’* JANE PHIR Q *’* *’* Khud Ko Mujh Se JUDA Kia Usne, Jo Na Karna Tha wo Kia Usne, *’* Yaad Karne Se

Nibaah raha tha dosti jab tak thay

Nibaah Raha Tha DOStI Jab Tak Thay Achay Din %dost* Ae Ghurbat Tera Shukriya, DOST Pehchanay To Gaye.

Teacher 1877 ko kya hua tha

Teacher: 1877 Ko kya hua tha? PATHAN: I don’t know Tchr: Stupid,Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue Thay 1881 ko Kya Hua tha? Pathan: Quaid.e.azam 4 Sal

Thokar lagi to apne muqaddar pe ja

Thokar Lagi To, Apne Muqaddar Pe Ja Gira! Phir Yu Huwa K, Aaina Pathar Pe Ja Gira! Ehsaas_e_Farz Jab Bhi Huwa, Neend Aa Gayi,

Maine pyar or ishq nahi ibadat ki

Maine Pyar Or Ishq Nahi Ibadat Ki He Rasmo Riwajo Se Bagawat Ki He Manga Tha Humne Jise Apni Duwao Me Usi Ne Mujse

Gaye dino ki baat thi fiza b

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