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Teacher SMS Messages

Teacher duniya me kitne barr e azam hen

Teacher: Duniya me kitne Barr-e-Azam hen? Pathan: 4 Teacher: Kon Kon Se? Pathan: 1.Quaid-e-Azam 2. Sikandar-e-Azam 3.Mughal-e-Azam Or 4. Mera Abba Haji Azam.

Teacher agar tm apny ami ko mum

Teacher: Agar tm apny Ami ko ‘MUM’ kho to Ami say bari Khala or choti Khala ko kya kho gay? Sardar: Kafi der sochny

Teacher ek aisa sentence batao jis mein

TEACHER: Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho … . … . . . .

Teacher to sardar apney bap nam english

Teacher to Sardar: Apney Bap Nam English Main Lakhoo Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underware’ Teacher: What? Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi

Teacher tell me da names of

TEACHER:- ! ! TELL ME DA NAMES OF 10 CHEMICAL ELEMENTS ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! STUDENT:- ! ! OXYGNE,

Teacher gurbat ki had kia h

Teacher: Gurbat ki had kia h? Student: jb 1 khoobsurat larki 2 rupay mein kiss denay ko tyar ho! . . . . .

The way you teach knowledge share care

The way you teach. The knowledge you share. The care you take. The love you shower. Makes you. The world’s best teacher. Happy Teacher’s

Teacher wo konsi raat thi jo na

Teacher: Wo konsi Raat thi jo na hoti to “PAKISTAN” khush-hall hota? Student: Zardari ki maa ki suhag raat.

Teacher munni q badnaam hui student

Teacher: Munni q badnaam hui Student: pepsi ki wja se Teacher: wo kesy Student: Pepsi pe 5 rupy kam hue , MUNNI us 5

Urdu teacher btao ye konsa zamana hai

Urdu TEACHER Btao ye konsa ZAMANA hai? Main Naach raha hon Tum Naach rhe ho Wo Naach rhi he Ham sab Naach rhe hen

Girl comes late to class teacher y

Girl comes late to class. Teacher: y r you late? Girl: One boy was following me. Teacher. So, What? Girl: That boy was walking

3 sardar after exam 1styaar mujhey kuch

3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Main bhi! 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi

Teacher translate into english yad e mazi azab hy

Teacher; Translate into English ‘Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB, Cheen le Mjhse Hafiza Mera’ Papu:My Mind is Full of Data Base, O God!Plz Make

Teacher kisi aisi jagha ka nam btao

Teacher: kisi aisi jagha ka nam btao jaha boht sary log ho phir b ap akely feel karty ho…. . . . . .

Teacher pakistan nay kis jung mein india

Teacher: Pakistan nay kis jung mein India ko ibratnaak shikast di …. ? . . . . . . . . . . .

Teacher qaid e aazam aur allama iqbal main kia

Teacher: Qaid-e-Aazam Aur Allama Iqbal Main Kia Cheez Same Hai? Pathan: Dono Chutti Wale Din Paida Howe…:-)

Teacher translate this punjabi sentence into english

Teacher: Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye. . . . . Sardar: A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here..

Teacher says agar apna character acha

Teacher says, . Agar apna character acha karna chahte ho to apni har teacher ko maa samjho . . . . . Student :

Teacher main teri maa hoti tou tujhy

Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy 2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti … Pathan: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy Mashwara Kar

teacher student se larki

*. . .Teacher student se: ‘larki aur ainak mein kya cheez mushtrik hai….? Student: ‘Sir, istamaal k waqt dono ki taangein kholni parti hein.

Maa aaj school se itni jaldi kaise

Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Agaye? Bacha: Machar ko Mara To Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi Maa: Aisa Kyon? Bacha: Machar Teacher k

Life has 5 stars kind star is

Life has 5 stars. Kind star is MOTHER. Action star is FATHER. Ultimate star is TEACHER. Top star is LOVER. The super star is

Teacher qayamat ke din zameen phat jaye

Teacher: ‘Qayamat ke din Zameen phat jaye gi, Aasman tukre tukre hojaye ga garz ke har cheez fanaa ho jaye gi.’ Student: ‘Sir tou

Om shanti ka dialogue students ke andaaz

Om shanti Om ka dialogue Students ke andaaz mein … Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,, ki har teacher ne

Pathan ki teacher ne usko message kiya

Pathan ki teacher ne usko message kiya ‘i miss u’ bohut dair sochny k baad pathan nay jawaab diya: ‘i student u’..

Teacher to student can you define who

Teacher to Student: “Can You Define Who is a Lecturer…???” Student: “A Lecturer is a Person Who has a Bad Habit of Speaking when

Teacher batao angraiz log goray paida hotay

Teacher: Batao Angraiz Log Goray Paida Hotay Hain Or Hum Kaalay. AYSA Kyøn? Student: Kyon K Wahaan Ponds Cream Laga K SEX Hota Hai

Movies of college life classes kabhi

Movies of college life: Classes = Kabhi Kabhi Attendance = Hera Pheri Class Room = No Entry Teacher = Khiladi 420 Vacation = Masti

A guy using facebook in class puts

A guy using FACEBOOK in class puts up his status: ‘Using FB in class’ After 15 seconds… His teacher likes his status and comments:

Ek child ko examz mein zero mila

Ek Child ko Examz mein zero mila. Maa ne poocha: Ye kya Hai ?? Child (with innocence): Teacher k paas star khatam ho gay

Bahut dard hota hai jab teacher bolta

Bahut Dard Hota Hai Jab Teacher Bolta Hai Ki Tumhara Or Tumhare Aage Waale Ka Answer Ek Hai… Tab Dil Se Aawaz Aati Hai…

Student to maths teacher sir english teacher

STUDENT TO MATHS TEACHER: Sir English Teacher English Main ßaat karta Hon Urdu Teacher Urdu Main Arabi Teacher Arabi Main Tu Aap Maths Main

Teacher homewrk kiun nhi kiya stdnt

Teacher; homewrk kiun nhi kiya? Stdnt; sir,light nhi thi Teachr; to mom batti jala lete Student; sir,maachis nhi thi Teachr; Machis kiun nai thi

Teacher prove that things compress with cold

Teacher: Prove that things compress with cold & expand with heat. Student: Sir, garmiyan ch chuttiyan 45 hoti hain aur sardiyon me sikud ke

Three friends after exam lucky yaar

Three Friends After Exam. Lucky: Yaar I dont know anything, I left the paper blank. Banta: Main bhi! Santa: Sh!t yaar, Teacher will think

A boy got caught in class throwing

A Boy Got Caught In Class Throwing Paper Airplanes. Teacher Gave Him Punishment To Write 5000 Times ‘I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In

Teacher to 1 clas student chalo beta

Teacher to 1 clas student: chalo beta ye line 2 lafzon main bol kar dikhao ‘Teacher main aap se pyar karta hon’ Student: sorry

Ek ustad lecture k doran behoda guftago

Ek ustad lecture k doran behoda guftago karta tha ek din larkion ne tang aa kar plan banaya k ab agar aisa howa tu

Teacher 2 sardar jis ko sunai na

Teacher 2 sardar: Jis ko sunai na de use English me kya kahenge? Sardar: Jo marzi keh do g Us ko kaunsa kuch sunai

Teacher did you do your homework

Teacher: Did you do your homework? Student: Did you grade my test? ……Teacher: I have other student’s tests to grade. Student: I have other

Teacher is not who teaches but he

‘Teacher is not who teaches but he makes you something.’

Teacher batao is dunya me sub se

Teacher: Batao is dunya me sub se mushkil se kon paida howa? Pathan: Sir india ka Sunny Dewol, Sir: Wo kaise? Pathan: Sir wo

O teacher you build my character now

O teacher! You build my character. Now I must build my nation.

Teacher oxford matlab kya hai student

Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai? Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi

Teacher to student give me a sentence

Teacher To Student: Give Me A Sentence Starting With ‘I’ Student: I Is. . . . Teacher: No, Always Say, ‘I Am’ Student: All

Teacher agar apna character acha karna hai

TEACHER: agar apna character acha karna hai to apni har teacher ko maa samjho. STUDENT: par Miss is se hamare abbu ka character kharab

Teacher to pathansaal me ktne din hote

Teacher to pathan:Saal me ktne din hote hn? Pathan: 182.5 Teacher: Wo kese Pathan: 182.5 din or 182.5 rat. Teacher shocked Pathan rocked :-p

Thousand words of a teacher does not

Thousand words of a teacher does not hurt… But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears into the eyes.. (William

Teacher your son is failsee his report

Teacher: Your son is fail.See his report Eng-20 Math-15 Urdu-18 Bio-17 Total-70 Pathan: TOTAL me to kamal kr diya Is subject ki to tution

Teacher pappu how do you spell crocodile

TEACHER: PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”? PAPPU: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” TEACHER: No, that’s wrong PAPPU: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell

teacher batao bandariya aur larki

*. . .Teacher: Batao Bandariya aur Larki Me Kiya Cheez ‘COMMON’ hai..? Student: Madam aik hi Chez Common hai.. Dono ‘KELA’ dekh kar Pagal

Teacher shalwar k narray ko english ma

Teacher:- ‘Shalwar k Narray ko English ma kya Kehty hain?’ Student:- ‘P.H.D’ Teacher:- ‘Is ka kya Matlab hay?’ stdent:- ‘PaJama Holding Device.

Teacher student sey pappu ne dopeher ko

Teacher student sey :‘Pappu ne dopeher ko nAsir ki behan ko kiss ki’…Iss ka Future Tense batao ??? Student:NAsir raat ko pappu ki watt

High level confidence teacher if u

High Level Confidence: Teacher: If u tell me where is Allah? I’ll reward u 100 dollers. Stdnt: Sir, But I’ll give u millions, if

Maths teacher to our brilliant sardar

MATHS Teacher To Our Brilliant Sardar- How Can U Distribute 8 Apples Among 6 People Equally? Sardar- Juice Bana K De Do Na Madam…

Dushman wo jo marwa dy taklef

Dushman wo jo marwa dy Taklef wo jo tarpa dy Teacher wo jo saza dy Orat wo jo wafa dy Hadsa wo Jo rula

Teacher batao nasli kutte ki subse

Teacher : Batao Nasli kutte ki subse bari neshani kia hai ? Student: jo apne baap k marne pe soug na manaye aur apni

Teacher asked to a boy whats the

Teacher asked to a boy. What’s the difference between young age and old age..? Boy: In young age there are girls phone numbers in

In chemistry class the teacher asked a

In chemistry class, the teacher asked a girl, What is ‘Nitrate’ The girl replied Rs 2500 hotel room bill this is my night rate!!

Once santa farted in english class

Once Santa Farted In English Class : . . . Teacher: ‘What is This’? …. Santa: ‘This is My Back Ground Music.. =P =D

Teacher if u tell me where

Teacher: If u tell me where is Allah? I’ll reward u 100 dolars. Student: Sir,But I’ll give u millions, if u tell me where

Super insult maths teacher jab main

Super insult: Maths Teacher:- Jab main tumhare jitna tha,mere maths me 100 marks aate the! Student :- Ha bhai aate Honge.. koi achha teacher

2 sardar bhai 1 class main thay

2 sardar bhai 1 class main thay,, Teacher! tum d0n0 nay apne abu ka naam diferent ky0n likha? Sardars! ‘tusi fer kehna si k

Teacher batao dog shadi q nahi

Teacher: ‘Batao Dog Shadi q Nahi Karta?’ . . Student: ‘Miss Wo Pehly Hi Kutton Wali Zindagi Guzar Raha Hota Hai.

Lady teacher main tumhari jaan nikal dun

LADY Teacher: ‘Main tumhari jaan Nikal dun gi’, Iski english batao… . FUNTER Student: ‘English ki maa ki aankh tu pehle hAath to laga

The teacher puts 2x5x2 821x on the board

The teacher puts 2x+5×2/-8+21x on the board and asks me to, ‘solve the problem’ I get up, and erase the board, problem solved!!

Teacher agar irada pakka ho to jo

Teacher: Agar irada pakka ho to jo hasil karna chaho woh zarur milta hai..!!! Student: Rehne dain miss,agr aisa hota to aap meri Miss

Teacher batao cold drink nuqsan deti hai

Teacher: Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida? Student: Agr Koi Pila de To Faida, Agr Pilani Parr Jaye To Nuqsaan;-)

Teacher us ne khudkushi kar li usey

TEACHER: Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li Usey KHUDKUSHI krni pari Dono me fark batao? STUDENT: Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha, Dosra SHADI SHUDA tha.

Ashfaq ahmed lkhte hn rome mn mera

Ashfaq Ahmed lkhte hn ‘Rome mn mera Trfc Chalan hua Masroofiat k ba’is Chalan Fee time pe ada na kr ska Court jana para

Teacher i love u kisne ijad kia

Teacher: I LOVE U kisne ijad kia? Boy: China ne Teacher: wo kese? Boy: Kyunk iski na koi warranty hai na gurantee Chale to

Teacher papu se btao murgi andon

Teacher papu se: Btao murgi andon par q bethti hae? Papu_Q k us k ghar par kursi naheen hoti.

Teacher batao agar paani na hota

Teacher : Batao agar paani na hota to kia hota..?? . . . . . Student : Or kuch to pata nahi lekin DOODH

Teacher is ko english me translate karo

Teacher: Is ko English me translate karo ‘larkiyan yahan se ja chuki hai’ Boy: Shit yar! I m late:-) (‘,) /)) _/I

Teacher there is a frog ship sinking

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then, what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher: How do you

Teacher batao khush fehmi kia h0ti hy

Teacher! Batao KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy? Student! Sir Pichy Dekhen Miss ERUM Apko Bula Rhi Hn Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nai Tha

Ek teacher ne bacho se poocha ke

ek teacher ne bacho se poocha ke nadi nale kahan se niklte hain ek bache ne kaha teacher nadion ka to pata nahi magar

Math teacher to studnt if u hv

‘Math teacher to studnt: If U hv 1000 Rs in 1 pocket & 1000 rupees in another pocket, what will U think? Student: Oe

Son mom teacher was asking me today

Son: “Mom, teacher was asking me today, if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school.” Mom: “That’s nice of

Teacher tell ohms law student i

Teacher: Tell ohm’s law? Student: I dont know full, I just know last part of it.. Teacher: Ok. Tell that only. Student: This is

Teacher bacho kya lun me haddi hoti

Teacher: Bacho, kya lun me haddi hoti hai.? . . Girls: Yes Sir, Boys: No Sir! In larkyion ko kya pta, Inho ne to

Cool attitude teacher y r u

Cool Attitude… Teacher : Y R U Late.. All Ur Classmates Came To Class On Time? Student like me : ‘Jhund Me Kutte Ate

1 police man sb mujh se darty

1) POLICE MAN: sb Mujh se darty hyn or me bivi se, 2) MOCHI: me juton ki marammat karta hun or bivi meri, 3)

Teacher wo kon se behn bhai the

Teacher: wo kon se behn bhai the jinho ne pakistan bnane k liy 24 ghante me se 18 ghante kam kia? Studnt: M.A.Jinnah &

Teacher hr sawal ka short jawab do

TEACHER; Hr sawal ka short jawab do, STUDENT; Ok TEACHER; Whats your father name? STUDENT; CNG TEACHER; whatttt? STUDENT; Choudhry Naeem Gujjar.!

Teacher kahan hay copy pen boy

Teacher: Kahan Hay Copy? Kahan Hay Pen? Boy: Jab se Tumhain DeKha Hay.. Kia Copy or Kia Pen Tere Mast-Mast Do Nain Mre Dil

Teacher to children is ki english main

Teacher to children is ki English main translate karo: “Saima ny kapre pahen liye hain” Children: “Shit we are late” :-

Teacher tell me the names of

Teacher Tell me the names of 10 chemical elements ? . . Student Oxygen, chlorine, florine, noreen, ambreen, samreen, nasreen, afreen, parveen & yasmeen.

Teacher 2 child tum bohat badtamez ho

Teacher 2 chiLd: Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho btao kya saza doon tumhen. Child: Miss koi B saza 2 lekin tatto se nai

Teacher shadi k waqt dulhey ko akailay

Teacher: Shadi k waqt DULHEY ko akailay Ghoray par Q bithaya jata hai..? Student: Last warning di jati hai k.. Abhi Bhi waqt hai

1 miraasi ka bacha school dakhil ho

‘1 miraasi ka bacha school dakhil ho gya… Teacher ne kaha k 2 ka paharra sunao… Wo bola: Madam monitor noo akho naal halki

Teacher to pathan agarbatti ka jumla banao

Teacher to pathan: AGARBATTI ka jumla banao. Pathan: AGAR BATTI chali jaye to andhera ho jata hai…

Teacher dehli me qutub minar hai

Teacher: Dehli me Qutub minar hai. PATHAN class me so rha tha Teacher ny usy jagaya or ghusey sy kaha Btao mainy kia kaha?

Never kiss a lady police she will

Never KISS a lady police, She will say, hands up. Never KISS a lady doctor, She will say, Next please Always KISS a lady

Mom roohi kyu ro rahi ho poohi

Mom: Roohi Kyu Ro Rahi Ho? Poohi: Teacher Ne Mara. Mom: Kyu? Roohi:Maine Usko Murghi Kaha Kyuki Usne Mujhe Test Mein Anda Diya

Life is 5 star mother top father

Life is 5 star Mother is top star Father is king star Teacher is Ultimate star Lover is action star But A friend is

Once sikandar e azam arastu his teacher were

Once Sikandar-e-Azam & Arastu (his teacher) were going together.There was a deep river in way. Arastu decided to cross 1st & said: ‘It’s not

Teacherevery body write your lovers name in

Teacher:every body write your lover’s name in one paper. ( after 5 seconds ) one boy:finished teacher. ( after 5 minutes ) One girl:Addiional

Ek teacher ny brazer ni pahna tha

EK TEACHER NY BRAZER NI PAHNA THA OR US K BLOUZ K 3 MA SY 2 BUTTON KHUL GY JSY DKH K 2 LRKY

1 ustad lecture k doran behoda guftugu

1 ustad lecture k doran behoda guftugu kar jata tha. Larkion nay faisla kia k ayenda esa hoa tou wo ahtejajun class chor kar

1 hand on pen d other

1 hand on pen, d other on phone 1 ear on lecture, d other on classmates … 1 eye on board, d other on

Islam is university world class room quran

Islam is University, World is class room, Quran is Sylabus, Hazrat Muhammad SAW is the teacher, Allah is the Examiner, Try to pass the

Teacher i lover you kis ne ijad

Teacher= I lover you kis ne ijad kia? Student= china ne Teacher= wo kaisay? Student= kiun k us ki na tu koi garantee hoty

Bed class mein shor ho raha tha

B.Ed Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nai tha, Vice Chancellor entered in class an asked angrily: Kis ka period chal raha hai??

Teacher tell me the names of 10

Teacher: ‘Tell Me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements?’ Sardar Student: ‘Oxygen, Chlorine, Florine, Noreen, Ambreen, Samreen, Nasreen, Afreen, Parveen and Yasmeen

Teacher bucho kul app nay my dog

Teacher: Bucho kul app nay My Dog per essay likh kar lana hy.Bucha: Miss janay dein kion ap nay 14 sal kaid kurwani hy.

Teacher to sardar 5 janwaron k

Teacher to sardar: 5 janwaron k nam btao jo pani me rehty hain?? Sardar: fish Teacher: good nd baqi 4?? Sardar: Fish di maa,

Teacher batao daryaaft or ejaad me kya

Teacher Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad me kya farq hai ? Pathan Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya or phir. dono ne mil

Agr private primary student mistake kray to

Agr Private Primary Student Mistake Kray To Teacher Kehta Hai K Write An Essay On “My Friend” 5 Times. . . Or Agr Government

Teacher ye btao jab larrkiyan neend

TEACHER: ye btao jab larrkiyan neend say utthti hain to wo aankhain kiyon malti hain? Pathan: Q k un k TATTAY nahi hotay..

You are the best teacher in this

You are the best Teacher in this world. Wherever I may go in my life, I will always remember that I had an excellent

Teacher sabaq parh sadakat ka amanat shujaat

Teacher: sabaq parh sadakat ka amanat ka shujaat ka pathan: Lo kar lo gal apna yaad nai hunda tay hun ena 3naa da v

Teacher tum sab ne body guard film

Teacher: Tum sab ne ”Body Guard” film dekh kr kia sekha ? . . . . … . . . Bachay: Yahi k larkio

A good teacher is who tells to

A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard… But,, A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside D Examination Hall N Shouts. . .

Pappu ne aaj tak apni gaand back

Pappu Ne Aaj Tak Apni Gaand (Back) Nahi Dekhi Thhi. Kisi Shararat Ki Vajah Se School Mein Teacher Ne Uski Back Pe Kafi Sare

Teacher agar sache dil se rab dua

Teacher: Agar sache dil se Rab se Dua ki jaye to wo poori hoti hai…!!! Student: Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota to aap

Teacher ye kon sa tense hai

Teacher: ye kon sa tense hai, ‘misbah century bnayga.’ student: ‘Future Impossible tense’

Teacher class main ladai kyun nahin karni

Teacher Class Main Ladai KyUn Nahin Karni ChahiyE. Student: KyUn KEy. Pata Nahin Exam Main Kis Ke Peechay Baithna Par Jaha.

Teacher ek essa sentence btao jis

Teacher: Ek essa sentence btao jis main Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi, aur English ka sahi use hua ho! Sardar: ‘Ishq di gali vich NO ENTRY!’

Height of flirting teacher where is

Height Of Flirting Teacher: Where Is Ur Assignment Book? . . . . . . Student:Mam, I Lost It While Fighting Wid Student Who

Teacher home work q nhi kia

teacher; home work Q nhi kia Stdnt; sir,lit nhi thi Teachr; to mom batti jala lete Student; sir,machis nhi thi Teachr; Machis Q nai

Teacher batao k chooza anday se kese

Teacher: Batao k chooza anday se kese nikalta hai? Sardar: Miss, eh gal imoportant ni.. Sochan wali gal ay eh k oh anday vich

Student school main gadha le kr aaya

Student School Main Gadha Le Kr Aaya, Miss: Yai Gadha Q Layai Ho?? . . . . . . Student: Miss Ap He To

Teacher tum late q aye ho student

Teacher: Tum late Q aye ho? Student: Ami Abu larh rahe thay. Teacher: Wo larh rhy thy tum Q late aye? Student: Mera 1

teacher 2 student jo cheez

*. . .Teacher 2 student: Jo cheez tumhe Tang ya pareeshan kare use apne pas bhi na Bhatakne do! Student: Chal Beta sb se

Teacher he give me 14 and 15

Teacher: He give me 14 and 15 rupees, esko urdu mein translate karo? Girl sharmate hue: Us ne mujhey choda aur pandra rupey diye…..!.

Teacher tumhary abbu kaya karty hain

Teacher. Tumhary abbu kaya karty hain? . . . . . . . . . Student. Miss pata nahi hum jaldi so jatay hain.

Teacher should aim for 90 marks student ill get

TEACHER-should aim for 90% marks! STUDENT-i’ll get 100% marks! TEACHER-What.. Why are you kidding ? STUDENT- Who starts ?

Teacher asks girl which part of human

Teacher asks Girl: Which part of Human body Expands 10 times its normal size..? Girl: I can’t answer this question I feel shy…! Teacher

Teacher 1 haath mein kitni unglian

Teacher : 1 Haath mein kitni unglian hoti hain? BOYs: 6 GIRLs: 4 Teacher: Tum logo ko kitni bar kaha hai k neekar mein

Teacher can anybody give an example

TEACHER : “Can anybody give an example of “COINCIDENCE?” PAPPU : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”

Teacher i ko sindhi me translate karo

Teacher: I$ ko sindhi me translate karo… ‘ You are drinking tea alone’ student: Hallaaa thai, Bishni, Akelo tho Chaanh peeyen.

Teacher agr quaid e azam ek din

Teacher: agr Quaid e Azam ek din k liye zinda hojaen to kia krenge? Student: Mulk Zardari se le k angrezon ko wapis krdenge