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Teacher SMS Messages

Dushman wo jo marwa dy taklef

Dushman wo jo marwa dy Taklef wo jo tarpa dy Teacher wo jo saza dy Orat wo jo wafa dy Hadsa wo Jo rula

Teacher hr sawal ka short jawab do

TEACHER; Hr sawal ka short jawab do, STUDENT; Ok TEACHER; Whats your father name? STUDENT; CNG TEACHER; whatttt? STUDENT; Choudhry Naeem Gujjar.!

Urdu teacher btao ye konsa zamana hai

Urdu TEACHER Btao ye konsa ZAMANA hai? Main Naach raha hon Tum Naach rhe ho Wo Naach rhi he Ham sab Naach rhe hen

Teacher kahan hay copy pen boy

Teacher: Kahan Hay Copy? Kahan Hay Pen? Boy: Jab se Tumhain DeKha Hay.. Kia Copy or Kia Pen Tere Mast-Mast Do Nain Mre Dil

Teacher to children is ki english main

Teacher to children is ki English main translate karo: “Saima ny kapre pahen liye hain” Children: “Shit we are late” :-

Teacher tell me the names of

Teacher Tell me the names of 10 chemical elements ? . . Student Oxygen, chlorine, florine, noreen, ambreen, samreen, nasreen, afreen, parveen & yasmeen.

Teacher 2 child tum bohat badtamez ho

Teacher 2 chiLd: Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho btao kya saza doon tumhen. Child: Miss koi B saza 2 lekin tatto se nai

Teacher homewrk kiun nhi kiya stdnt

Teacher; homewrk kiun nhi kiya? Stdnt; sir,light nhi thi Teachr; to mom batti jala lete Student; sir,maachis nhi thi Teachr; Machis kiun nai thi

Teacher shadi k waqt dulhey ko akailay

Teacher: Shadi k waqt DULHEY ko akailay Ghoray par Q bithaya jata hai..? Student: Last warning di jati hai k.. Abhi Bhi waqt hai

1 miraasi ka bacha school dakhil ho

‘1 miraasi ka bacha school dakhil ho gya… Teacher ne kaha k 2 ka paharra sunao… Wo bola: Madam monitor noo akho naal halki

Teacher to pathan agarbatti ka jumla banao

Teacher to pathan: AGARBATTI ka jumla banao. Pathan: AGAR BATTI chali jaye to andhera ho jata hai…

Teacher dehli me qutub minar hai

Teacher: Dehli me Qutub minar hai. PATHAN class me so rha tha Teacher ny usy jagaya or ghusey sy kaha Btao mainy kia kaha?

Never kiss a lady police she will

Never KISS a lady police, She will say, hands up. Never KISS a lady doctor, She will say, Next please Always KISS a lady

Ek child ko examz mein zero mila

Ek Child ko Examz mein zero mila. Maa ne poocha: Ye kya Hai ?? Child (with innocence): Teacher k paas star khatam ho gay

Mom roohi kyu ro rahi ho poohi

Mom: Roohi Kyu Ro Rahi Ho? Poohi: Teacher Ne Mara. Mom: Kyu? Roohi:Maine Usko Murghi Kaha Kyuki Usne Mujhe Test Mein Anda Diya

Teacher to 1 clas student chalo beta

Teacher to 1 clas student: chalo beta ye line 2 lafzon main bol kar dikhao ‘Teacher main aap se pyar karta hon’ Student: sorry

Life is 5 star mother top father

Life is 5 star Mother is top star Father is king star Teacher is Ultimate star Lover is action star But A friend is

Once sikandar e azam arastu his teacher were

Once Sikandar-e-Azam & Arastu (his teacher) were going together.There was a deep river in way. Arastu decided to cross 1st & said: ‘It’s not

Teacherevery body write your lovers name in

Teacher:every body write your lover’s name in one paper. ( after 5 seconds ) one boy:finished teacher. ( after 5 minutes ) One girl:Addiional

Ek teacher ny brazer ni pahna tha

EK TEACHER NY BRAZER NI PAHNA THA OR US K BLOUZ K 3 MA SY 2 BUTTON KHUL GY JSY DKH K 2 LRKY

1 ustad lecture k doran behoda guftugu

1 ustad lecture k doran behoda guftugu kar jata tha. Larkion nay faisla kia k ayenda esa hoa tou wo ahtejajun class chor kar

1 hand on pen d other

1 hand on pen, d other on phone 1 ear on lecture, d other on classmates … 1 eye on board, d other on

Islam is university world class room quran

Islam is University, World is class room, Quran is Sylabus, Hazrat Muhammad SAW is the teacher, Allah is the Examiner, Try to pass the

Teacher i lover you kis ne ijad

Teacher= I lover you kis ne ijad kia? Student= china ne Teacher= wo kaisay? Student= kiun k us ki na tu koi garantee hoty

Bed class mein shor ho raha tha

B.Ed Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nai tha, Vice Chancellor entered in class an asked angrily: Kis ka period chal raha hai??

Teacher tell me the names of 10

Teacher: ‘Tell Me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements?’ Sardar Student: ‘Oxygen, Chlorine, Florine, Noreen, Ambreen, Samreen, Nasreen, Afreen, Parveen and Yasmeen

Teacher bucho kul app nay my dog

Teacher: Bucho kul app nay My Dog per essay likh kar lana hy.Bucha: Miss janay dein kion ap nay 14 sal kaid kurwani hy.

Teacher to sardar 5 janwaron k

Teacher to sardar: 5 janwaron k nam btao jo pani me rehty hain?? Sardar: fish Teacher: good nd baqi 4?? Sardar: Fish di maa,

Teacher batao daryaaft or ejaad me kya

Teacher Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad me kya farq hai ? Pathan Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya or phir. dono ne mil

Agr private primary student mistake kray to

Agr Private Primary Student Mistake Kray To Teacher Kehta Hai K Write An Essay On “My Friend” 5 Times. . . Or Agr Government

Teacher ye btao jab larrkiyan neend

TEACHER: ye btao jab larrkiyan neend say utthti hain to wo aankhain kiyon malti hain? Pathan: Q k un k TATTAY nahi hotay..

You are the best teacher in this

You are the best Teacher in this world. Wherever I may go in my life, I will always remember that I had an excellent

Teacher batao is dunya me sub se

Teacher: Batao is dunya me sub se mushkil se kon paida howa? Pathan: Sir india ka Sunny Dewol, Sir: Wo kaise? Pathan: Sir wo

Teacher asked to a boy whats the

Teacher asked to a boy. What’s the difference between young age and old age..? Boy: In young age there are girls phone numbers in

Teacher sabaq parh sadakat ka amanat shujaat

Teacher: sabaq parh sadakat ka amanat ka shujaat ka pathan: Lo kar lo gal apna yaad nai hunda tay hun ena 3naa da v

Teacher tum sab ne body guard film

Teacher: Tum sab ne ”Body Guard” film dekh kr kia sekha ? . . . . … . . . Bachay: Yahi k larkio

A good teacher is who tells to

A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard… But,, A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside D Examination Hall N Shouts. . .

Pappu ne aaj tak apni gaand back

Pappu Ne Aaj Tak Apni Gaand (Back) Nahi Dekhi Thhi. Kisi Shararat Ki Vajah Se School Mein Teacher Ne Uski Back Pe Kafi Sare

Teacher agar sache dil se rab dua

Teacher: Agar sache dil se Rab se Dua ki jaye to wo poori hoti hai…!!! Student: Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota to aap

Teacher ye kon sa tense hai

Teacher: ye kon sa tense hai, ‘misbah century bnayga.’ student: ‘Future Impossible tense’

Teacher class main ladai kyun nahin karni

Teacher Class Main Ladai KyUn Nahin Karni ChahiyE. Student: KyUn KEy. Pata Nahin Exam Main Kis Ke Peechay Baithna Par Jaha.

Teacher batao nasli kutte ki subse

Teacher : Batao Nasli kutte ki subse bari neshani kia hai ? Student: jo apne baap k marne pe soug na manaye aur apni

Teacher ek essa sentence btao jis

Teacher: Ek essa sentence btao jis main Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi, aur English ka sahi use hua ho! Sardar: ‘Ishq di gali vich NO ENTRY!’

Height of flirting teacher where is

Height Of Flirting Teacher: Where Is Ur Assignment Book? . . . . . . Student:Mam, I Lost It While Fighting Wid Student Who

Teacher home work q nhi kia

teacher; home work Q nhi kia Stdnt; sir,lit nhi thi Teachr; to mom batti jala lete Student; sir,machis nhi thi Teachr; Machis Q nai

Teacher batao k chooza anday se kese

Teacher: Batao k chooza anday se kese nikalta hai? Sardar: Miss, eh gal imoportant ni.. Sochan wali gal ay eh k oh anday vich

Student school main gadha le kr aaya

Student School Main Gadha Le Kr Aaya, Miss: Yai Gadha Q Layai Ho?? . . . . . . Student: Miss Ap He To

Teacher tum late q aye ho student

Teacher: Tum late Q aye ho? Student: Ami Abu larh rahe thay. Teacher: Wo larh rhy thy tum Q late aye? Student: Mera 1

teacher 2 student jo cheez

*. . .Teacher 2 student: Jo cheez tumhe Tang ya pareeshan kare use apne pas bhi na Bhatakne do! Student: Chal Beta sb se

Teacher he give me 14 and 15

Teacher: He give me 14 and 15 rupees, esko urdu mein translate karo? Girl sharmate hue: Us ne mujhey choda aur pandra rupey diye…..!.

Ek ustad lecture k doran behoda guftago

Ek ustad lecture k doran behoda guftago karta tha ek din larkion ne tang aa kar plan banaya k ab agar aisa howa tu

Teacher tumhary abbu kaya karty hain

Teacher. Tumhary abbu kaya karty hain? . . . . . . . . . Student. Miss pata nahi hum jaldi so jatay hain.

Teacher should aim for 90 marks student ill get

TEACHER-should aim for 90% marks! STUDENT-i’ll get 100% marks! TEACHER-What.. Why are you kidding ? STUDENT- Who starts ?

Teacher asks girl which part of human

Teacher asks Girl: Which part of Human body Expands 10 times its normal size..? Girl: I can’t answer this question I feel shy…! Teacher

Teacher 1 haath mein kitni unglian

Teacher : 1 Haath mein kitni unglian hoti hain? BOYs: 6 GIRLs: 4 Teacher: Tum logo ko kitni bar kaha hai k neekar mein

Teacher can anybody give an example

TEACHER : “Can anybody give an example of “COINCIDENCE?” PAPPU : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”

Teacher i ko sindhi me translate karo

Teacher: I$ ko sindhi me translate karo… ‘ You are drinking tea alone’ student: Hallaaa thai, Bishni, Akelo tho Chaanh peeyen.

Teacher agr quaid e azam ek din

Teacher: agr Quaid e Azam ek din k liye zinda hojaen to kia krenge? Student: Mulk Zardari se le k angrezon ko wapis krdenge

Teacher says agar apna character acha

Teacher says, . Agar apna character acha karna chahte ho to apni har teacher ko maa samjho . . . . . Student :

Teacher to 14 year old student tenu

Teacher to 14 year old student: ‘Tenu pata ae ,es umer vich Quaid e Azam ne Matric kr liya si . Student: Sir twadi

Teacher pani ka formula batao student

Teacher: Pani ka Formula batao?? Student: H2MgCINaCIHN03. Teacher: Stupid ye kia hy?? Student: Sir, ye Selaab ka Pani hy…..!

Ashfaq ahmed lkhte hn rome mn mera

Ashfaq Ahmed lkhte hn ‘Rome mn mera Trfc Chalan hua Masroofiat k ba’is Chalan Fee time pe ada na kr ska Court jana para

Teacher bacho kya lun me haddi hoti

Teacher: Bacho, kya lun me haddi hoti hai.? . . Girls: Yes Sir, Boys: No Sir! In larkyion ko kya pta, Inho ne to

Teacher yeh muhavra poora karo jin k

Teacher: Yeh Muhavra poora karo! ‘Jin k ghar sheeshay k hote hain….’ Student: ‘Wo light Off kar k toilet jate hain…

Teacher oxford matlab kya hai student

Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai? Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi

Teacher what is half of 8

Teacher: What is half of 8? Student: Depend krta hai mam agar horizontaly aadha kro to ‘O’ aur vertically kro to ‘3’. 😀 Think

class teacher bache se pata

*. .Class teacher bache se : Pata hai bache kaise paida hote hain ? Bacha : Iss mein kon si bari baat hai mujhe

Teacher pappu give me a sentence starting

TEACHER: PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”. PAPPU: I is… TEACHER: No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.” PAPPU: All right… “I am

Teacher 1877 ko kya hua tha

Teacher: 1877 Ko kya hua tha? PATHAN: I don’t know Tchr: Stupid,Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue Thay 1881 ko Kya Hua tha? Pathan: Quaid.e.azam 4 Sal

Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di

Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake na kehna ki meine nakal karai hai. Santa : Na jee na hum

Teacher tum baray ho ker kia kero

teacher: Tum baray ho ker kia kero gay? Student: Shadi… Teacher: Nhe mera matlab hai kia bano gay? Student: Dulha.. Teacher: Ohooo…I mean bare

Maa aaj school se itni jaldi kaise

Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Agaye? Bacha: Machar ko Mara To Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi Maa: Aisa Kyon? Bacha: Machar Teacher k

Teacher 2 pthan jiss ko sunai

Teacher 2 pthan jiss ; ko sunai na de use english main kya kahenge? pathan: jo marzi keh do g . us ko konsa

Hum wo ana parst hain jo fail

‘Hum Wo Ana Parst Hain Jo Fail Ho Kar B Kehtay Hain.. . ‘Wo teacher Hi Bad’Naseeb Tha Jo Humry concpt Ko Na samjh

Teacher batao k chooza anday sy kysy

Teacher: Batao k Chooza anday sy kysy nikalta hy? Sardar: Miss ey gal eyni Important nai, Sochan wali gal ey wa k ey kanjr

Teacher al beruni ke bhai ka naam

Teacher: Al beruni ke bhai ka naam batao? Pathan soch mai . . . Pathan replied . . . . . Al andruni…!

Bahut dard hota hai jab teacher bolta

Bahut Dard Hota Hai Jab Teacher Bolta Hai Ki Tumhara Or Tumhare Aage Waale Ka Answer Ek Hai… Tab Dil Se Aawaz Aati Hai…

Sardar told his son o tu ghabra

Sardar told his son: ‘‘o tu ghabra mat, tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘ Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti Hai k tu kisi jaanwar

Teacher class me africa k kuch mulkon

Teacher class Me Africa K Kuch Mulkon K Baaray Me Bta Raha Tha K Wahan Intehai Ghurbat Hay Khany Peeny Ko Kuch Nahi. Bijli

Teacher class mein bachho ko samjha rahi

Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi Thhi Teacher: “Bachho Ye Duniya Gol Hai” Ye Baat Sun Ke Pappu Ne Hath Khada Kiya, Teacher

Teacher prove that things compress with cold

Teacher: Prove that things compress with cold & expand with heat. Student: Sir, garmiyan ch chuttiyan 45 hoti hain aur sardiyon me sikud ke

A teacher asked what is forgiveness cute

A teacher asked what is forgiveness..? A cute little girl gave this lovely reply: “It is the wonderful smell that a flower gives when

Teacher qayamat ke din zameen phat jaye

Teacher: ‘Qayamat ke din Zameen phat jaye gi, Aasman tukre tukre hojaye ga garz ke har cheez fanaa ho jaye gi.’ Student: ‘Sir tou

Islam is a school duniya class

‘ISLAM’ ‘Is’ ‘A’ ‘School’, ‘DUNIYA’ ‘Is’ ‘A’ ‘Class’, ‘WE’ ‘Are’ ‘Student’, ‘QURAN’ ‘Is’ ‘Sylabus’, ‘NAMAZ’ ‘Is’ ‘Practical’, MOHAMMAD’ S.A.W.W ‘Is’ ‘Teacher’, ‘ALLAH’ ‘Is’ ‘Examiner’,

Teacher if u tell me where

Teacher: If u tell me where is Allah? I’ll reward u 100 dolars. Student: Sir,But I’ll give u millions, if u tell me where

Islam is university world class room quran

Islam is University, World is class room, Quran is Sylabus, Hazrat Muhammad SAW is the teacher, Allah is the Examiner, Try to pass the

Lady i think you are the father

Lady: I think you are the father of one of my children.. Aamir: Oh my GOD.. Are you Hina? Lady: No Aamir: Sadaf? Lady:

Teacher agr me tmhari mama hoti

Teacher: agr me tmhari mama hoti to tmhe bht pyar krti aur tmhari har baat manti. Student : :O bibi bs kr dramay, menu

Teacher bacho wada karo kabhi sharabcigaret nahi

Teacher: Bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,cigaret nahi piyoge.. Bachey:nahi piyenge.. Teacher: Girls ka picha nahi karoge.. Bachey: nahi karenge.. Teacher: Girls se friendship nahi

Teacher jawani aur burhape main fark batao

Teacher: ‘Jawani aur Burhape main fark batao?’ Student: ‘Jawani main mobile main HASEENO k number hote hain Aur Burhape main HAKEEMO k!’ 😀

Teacher wo kon se behn bhai the

Teacher: wo kon se behn bhai the jinho ne pakistan bnane k liy 24 ghante me se 18 ghante kam kia? Studnt: M.A.Jinnah &

Teacher you failed the test

Teacher: ‘You failed the test.’ – Student: ‘You failed to educate.’ 😛

Teacher agar sacche dil se rab

Teacher – Agar sacche dil se Rab se Dua ki jaye to woh poori hoti hai…!!! Student – Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota

Teacher usa me kutta marnay pr 2

Teacher: USA me kutta marnay pr 2 saal Qaid ho skti hy Student:ye kuch B nhi, Pak me uska Mazaq uranay par 14 sal

Teacher in 1773 it was discovered that

Teacher: In 1773, It Was Discovered That Oxygen Is Must For Breathing. SARDAR: Thank GOD, I Was Born After That, Pehlay Paida Hotay To

Teacher munni q badnaam hui student

Teacher: Munni q badnaam hui Student: pepsi ki wja se Teacher: wo kesy Student: Pepsi pe 5 rupy kam hue , MUNNI us 5

In chemistry class teacher ask 2 a

In chemistry class teacher ask 2 a Girl. what is nitrate? Girl(sharma k) sir,night rate Rs1500/ hotel k bhi aap pay karo gay

Teacher batao angraiz log goray paida hotay

Teacher: Batao Angraiz Log Goray Paida Hotay Hain Or Hum Kaalay. AYSA Kyøn? Student: Kyon K Wahaan Ponds Cream Laga K SEX Hota Hai

English teacher tell me 3 sentences

English teacher: Tell me 3 sentences in diffrnt tense with examples. Boy: I saw your daughter yesterday (past). we are in love (present). we

Teacher mein teri maa hoti to

Teacher: Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe 2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti… Student: Madam Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa Se Baat Kar Ke

Teacher batao daryaaft or ejaad me kya

Teacher: Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad me kya farq hai? Sardar: Mere baap ne meri Maa ko Daryaft kya . or phir. Dono ne mil

Teacher kissed a 5yr boy on face

Teacher kissed a 5yr boy on face n he got a mark of lipstick Teacher-oh sorry u got a mark on ur face Boy-kuch

Papers ki roti notes ka achar p

Papers ki roti:-( Notes ka achar:-P Tube lite ki kirnen:- Questions ki bhrmar:@ Teacher ki dushmani:-( Doston ka pyar:-* Mubarak ho apko SEND-UPs ka

Cutest romance a boy a

Cutest romance. A boy & a girl of nursery class kissing by lips. Sudnly teacher came. Whats happening? Mish ishne meli toffi kha li

Thousands words of a teacher does not

Thousands words of a teacher does not hurt But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes:-D:-):-D:-P

Math teacher to studnt if u hv

‘Math teacher to studnt: If U hv 1000 Rs in 1 pocket & 1000 rupees in another pocket, what will U think? Student: Oe

Height of respect main sirf ye

‘Height of Respect’ Main sirf ye soch kar paper khali de ata ho k kahin teacher ye na kahain ‘k aage se jawab deta

In chemistry class the teacher asked a

In chemistry class, the teacher asked a girl, What is ‘Nitrate’ The girl replied Rs 2500 hotel room bill this is my night rate!!

Failure should be our teacher not undertaker

Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker. Failure is delay, not defeat. It is a temporary detour, not a dead end. Failure is

Teacher kissed a 5 year boy on

Teacher Kissed A 5 year Boy On Face N He Got A Mark Of Lipstick Teacher: Oh U Got A Mark On Ur Face

Teacher to student give me a sentence

Teacher To Student: Give Me A Sentence Starting With ‘I’ Student: I Is. . . . Teacher: No, Always Say, ‘I Am’ Student: All

Pathan asked teacher if black is a

pathan asked teacher if black is a color & white is also a color then y black & white T.V is no a color

teacher jawani aur burhape me farak

=-= Teacher Jawani aur Burhape me farak batao.? Student Jawani me mobile me HASEENO k numbers hote hain Aur Burhape me HAKEEMO k..!

Maths teacher to our brilliant sardar

MATHS Teacher To Our Brilliant Sardar- How Can U Distribute 8 Apples Among 6 People Equally? Sardar- Juice Bana K De Do Na Madam…

Teacher batao agar paani na hota

Teacher : Batao agar paani na hota to kia hota..?? . . . . . Student : Or kuch to pata nahi lekin DOODH

Teacher lalchi kuttey par kahani likho

Teacher: Lalchi kuttey par kahani likho . . Student: miss kyn jail bhijwana chahti hain.. (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ LoVeR ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Teacher what shape is the earth student

Teacher: What Shape Is The Earth? Student: I don’t know. Teacher: Well! What kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear? Student: Square ones. Teacher:

Teacher shalwar k narray ko english ma

Teacher:- ‘Shalwar k Narray ko English ma kya Kehty hain?’ Student:- ‘P.H.D’ Teacher:- ‘Is ka kya Matlab hay?’ stdent:- ‘PaJama Holding Device.

Trust no one to be your teacherexcept

Trust no one to be your teacher…except he be a mon of God, walking in his ways and keeping his commandments. Mosiah 23:14 Book

Teacher who is the male of duck

Teacher: Who Is The Male Of Duck? . . Pathan: Frog . . Teacher: Why? . . Pathan: Because Frog Is . . .

Cool attitude teacher y r u

Cool Attitude… Teacher : Y R U Late.. All Ur Classmates Came To Class On Time? Student like me : ‘Jhund Me Kutte Ate

If u think ur dad mom teacher

If u think ur Dad, Mom, Teacher, Boss, Are strict nd Harsh wid U.. Wait for a wife.. U would love them all… 😀

A boy got caught in class throwing

A Boy Got Caught In Class Throwing Paper Airplanes. Teacher Gave Him Punishment To Write 5000 Times ‘I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In

Teacher what happened in 1809 student abraham

Teacher :What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher :What happened in 1819? Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

Nusrey class k bacha aur bachi teacher

Nusrey class k bacha aur bachi teacher se: kya choten bachon k bachy ho sakty ha? Teacher:’NO’ Bacha bachi se:’ dekha tum aise hi

Teacher agar tm apny ami ko mum

Teacher: Agar tm apny Ami ko ‘MUM’ kho to Ami say bari Khala or choti Khala ko kya kho gay? Sardar: Kafi der sochny

Teacher abhi parh lo beta warna rzlt

Teacher: Abhi Parh Lo Beta! Warna Rzlt Aane K Baad Tum Rooge. . . . . . . . . Student : Rzlt Se

A little boy was d0ing his maths

…*A little boy was d0ing his math’s homew0rk… He said t0 himself 2+5 the s0n of a bitch is 7. 3+6 the s0n of

Teacher ne 1 bache ki mother ko

Teacher ne 1 bache ki Mother ko likha k bache ko Nehla k School bheja karen, Mother ne Notes Parhne k baad likha k

Teacher to sardar apney bap nam english

Teacher to Sardar: Apney Bap Nam English Main Lakhoo Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underware’ Teacher: What? Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi

Teacher love kaise hota hai student

Teacher: ‘LOVE’ Kaise Hota Hai? Student: ‘L’ Ko Khara Kar ke ‘O’ Ko Dabaein? Phir ‘V’ Mein Ghusa Dein? Jab ‘EEEEE’ ki Aawaz Nikle

Lady teacher main tumhari jaan nikal dun

LADY Teacher: ‘Main tumhari jaan Nikal dun gi’, Iski english batao… . FUNTER Student: ‘English ki maa ki aankh tu pehle hAath to laga

Eik memmon khali katorey main roti daba

EIK MEMMON KHALI KATOREY MAIN ROTI DABA KAR KHA RAHA THA WAITER NE DEKA TU POUCHA AP YAH KIA KAR RAHEY HIAN MEMON NE