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Teacher SMS Messages

Teacher al beruni ke bhai ka naam

Teacher: Al beruni ke bhai ka naam batao? Pathan soch mai . . . Pathan replied . . . . . Al andruni…!

Bahut dard hota hai jab teacher bolta

Bahut Dard Hota Hai Jab Teacher Bolta Hai Ki Tumhara Or Tumhare Aage Waale Ka Answer Ek Hai… Tab Dil Se Aawaz Aati Hai…

Sardar told his son o tu ghabra

Sardar told his son: ‘‘o tu ghabra mat, tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘ Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti Hai k tu kisi jaanwar

Teacher class me africa k kuch mulkon

Teacher class Me Africa K Kuch Mulkon K Baaray Me Bta Raha Tha K Wahan Intehai Ghurbat Hay Khany Peeny Ko Kuch Nahi. Bijli

Teacherevery body write your lovers name in

Teacher:every body write your lover’s name in one paper. ( after 5 seconds ) one boy:finished teacher. ( after 5 minutes ) One girl:Addiional

Teacher class mein bachho ko samjha rahi

Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi Thhi Teacher: “Bachho Ye Duniya Gol Hai” Ye Baat Sun Ke Pappu Ne Hath Khada Kiya, Teacher

1 miraasi ka bacha school dakhil ho

‘1 miraasi ka bacha school dakhil ho gya… Teacher ne kaha k 2 ka paharra sunao… Wo bola: Madam monitor noo akho naal halki

Teacher prove that things compress with cold

Teacher: Prove that things compress with cold & expand with heat. Student: Sir, garmiyan ch chuttiyan 45 hoti hain aur sardiyon me sikud ke

A teacher asked what is forgiveness cute

A teacher asked what is forgiveness..? A cute little girl gave this lovely reply: “It is the wonderful smell that a flower gives when

You are the best teacher in this

You are the best Teacher in this world. Wherever I may go in my life, I will always remember that I had an excellent

Teacher qayamat ke din zameen phat jaye

Teacher: ‘Qayamat ke din Zameen phat jaye gi, Aasman tukre tukre hojaye ga garz ke har cheez fanaa ho jaye gi.’ Student: ‘Sir tou

Islam is a school duniya class

‘ISLAM’ ‘Is’ ‘A’ ‘School’, ‘DUNIYA’ ‘Is’ ‘A’ ‘Class’, ‘WE’ ‘Are’ ‘Student’, ‘QURAN’ ‘Is’ ‘Sylabus’, ‘NAMAZ’ ‘Is’ ‘Practical’, MOHAMMAD’ S.A.W.W ‘Is’ ‘Teacher’, ‘ALLAH’ ‘Is’ ‘Examiner’,

Teacher if u tell me where

Teacher: If u tell me where is Allah? I’ll reward u 100 dolars. Student: Sir,But I’ll give u millions, if u tell me where

Islam is university world class room quran

Islam is University, World is class room, Quran is Sylabus, Hazrat Muhammad SAW is the teacher, Allah is the Examiner, Try to pass the

Lady i think you are the father

Lady: I think you are the father of one of my children.. Aamir: Oh my GOD.. Are you Hina? Lady: No Aamir: Sadaf? Lady:

Teacher agr me tmhari mama hoti

Teacher: agr me tmhari mama hoti to tmhe bht pyar krti aur tmhari har baat manti. Student : :O bibi bs kr dramay, menu

Teacher bacho wada karo kabhi sharabcigaret nahi

Teacher: Bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,cigaret nahi piyoge.. Bachey:nahi piyenge.. Teacher: Girls ka picha nahi karoge.. Bachey: nahi karenge.. Teacher: Girls se friendship nahi

Teacher jawani aur burhape main fark batao

Teacher: ‘Jawani aur Burhape main fark batao?’ Student: ‘Jawani main mobile main HASEENO k number hote hain Aur Burhape main HAKEEMO k!’ 😀

Teacher wo kon se behn bhai the

Teacher: wo kon se behn bhai the jinho ne pakistan bnane k liy 24 ghante me se 18 ghante kam kia? Studnt: M.A.Jinnah &

Teacher what is half of 8

Teacher: What is half of 8? Student: Depend krta hai mam agar horizontaly aadha kro to ‘O’ aur vertically kro to ‘3’. 😀 Think

Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di

Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake na kehna ki meine nakal karai hai. Santa : Na jee na hum

Teacher you failed the test

Teacher: ‘You failed the test.’ – Student: ‘You failed to educate.’ 😛

Teacher agar sacche dil se rab

Teacher – Agar sacche dil se Rab se Dua ki jaye to woh poori hoti hai…!!! Student – Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota

Teacher usa me kutta marnay pr 2

Teacher: USA me kutta marnay pr 2 saal Qaid ho skti hy Student:ye kuch B nhi, Pak me uska Mazaq uranay par 14 sal

Teacher in 1773 it was discovered that

Teacher: In 1773, It Was Discovered That Oxygen Is Must For Breathing. SARDAR: Thank GOD, I Was Born After That, Pehlay Paida Hotay To

Teacher munni q badnaam hui student

Teacher: Munni q badnaam hui Student: pepsi ki wja se Teacher: wo kesy Student: Pepsi pe 5 rupy kam hue , MUNNI us 5

In chemistry class teacher ask 2 a

In chemistry class teacher ask 2 a Girl. what is nitrate? Girl(sharma k) sir,night rate Rs1500/ hotel k bhi aap pay karo gay

Teacher yeh muhavra poora karo jin k

Teacher: Yeh Muhavra poora karo! ‘Jin k ghar sheeshay k hote hain….’ Student: ‘Wo light Off kar k toilet jate hain…

Teacher batao angraiz log goray paida hotay

Teacher: Batao Angraiz Log Goray Paida Hotay Hain Or Hum Kaalay. AYSA Kyøn? Student: Kyon K Wahaan Ponds Cream Laga K SEX Hota Hai

English teacher tell me 3 sentences

English teacher: Tell me 3 sentences in diffrnt tense with examples. Boy: I saw your daughter yesterday (past). we are in love (present). we

Teacher mein teri maa hoti to

Teacher: Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe 2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti… Student: Madam Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa Se Baat Kar Ke

Teacher batao daryaaft or ejaad me kya

Teacher: Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad me kya farq hai? Sardar: Mere baap ne meri Maa ko Daryaft kya . or phir. Dono ne mil

Teacher ye kon sa tense hai

Teacher: ye kon sa tense hai, ‘misbah century bnayga.’ student: ‘Future Impossible tense’

Teacher kissed a 5yr boy on face

Teacher kissed a 5yr boy on face n he got a mark of lipstick Teacher-oh sorry u got a mark on ur face Boy-kuch

Papers ki roti notes ka achar p

Papers ki roti:-( Notes ka achar:-P Tube lite ki kirnen:- Questions ki bhrmar:@ Teacher ki dushmani:-( Doston ka pyar:-* Mubarak ho apko SEND-UPs ka

Cutest romance a boy a

Cutest romance. A boy & a girl of nursery class kissing by lips. Sudnly teacher came. Whats happening? Mish ishne meli toffi kha li

Never kiss a lady police she will

Never KISS a lady police, She will say, hands up. Never KISS a lady doctor, She will say, Next please Always KISS a lady

Thousands words of a teacher does not

Thousands words of a teacher does not hurt But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes:-D:-):-D:-P

Math teacher to studnt if u hv

‘Math teacher to studnt: If U hv 1000 Rs in 1 pocket & 1000 rupees in another pocket, what will U think? Student: Oe

Height of respect main sirf ye

‘Height of Respect’ Main sirf ye soch kar paper khali de ata ho k kahin teacher ye na kahain ‘k aage se jawab deta

In chemistry class the teacher asked a

In chemistry class, the teacher asked a girl, What is ‘Nitrate’ The girl replied Rs 2500 hotel room bill this is my night rate!!

Failure should be our teacher not undertaker

Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker. Failure is delay, not defeat. It is a temporary detour, not a dead end. Failure is

1 hand on pen d other

1 hand on pen, d other on phone 1 ear on lecture, d other on classmates … 1 eye on board, d other on

Teacher kissed a 5 year boy on

Teacher Kissed A 5 year Boy On Face N He Got A Mark Of Lipstick Teacher: Oh U Got A Mark On Ur Face

Teacher tum sab ne body guard film

Teacher: Tum sab ne ”Body Guard” film dekh kr kia sekha ? . . . . … . . . Bachay: Yahi k larkio

Teacher to student give me a sentence

Teacher To Student: Give Me A Sentence Starting With ‘I’ Student: I Is. . . . Teacher: No, Always Say, ‘I Am’ Student: All

Pathan asked teacher if black is a

pathan asked teacher if black is a color & white is also a color then y black & white T.V is no a color

teacher jawani aur burhape me farak

=-= Teacher Jawani aur Burhape me farak batao.? Student Jawani me mobile me HASEENO k numbers hote hain Aur Burhape me HAKEEMO k..!

Teacher to pathan agarbatti ka jumla banao

Teacher to pathan: AGARBATTI ka jumla banao. Pathan: AGAR BATTI chali jaye to andhera ho jata hai…

Maths teacher to our brilliant sardar

MATHS Teacher To Our Brilliant Sardar- How Can U Distribute 8 Apples Among 6 People Equally? Sardar- Juice Bana K De Do Na Madam…

Teacher tell me the names of

Teacher Tell me the names of 10 chemical elements ? . . Student Oxygen, chlorine, florine, noreen, ambreen, samreen, nasreen, afreen, parveen & yasmeen.

Teacher can anybody give an example

TEACHER : “Can anybody give an example of “COINCIDENCE?” PAPPU : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”

Teacher batao agar paani na hota

Teacher : Batao agar paani na hota to kia hota..?? . . . . . Student : Or kuch to pata nahi lekin DOODH

Teacher lalchi kuttey par kahani likho

Teacher: Lalchi kuttey par kahani likho . . Student: miss kyn jail bhijwana chahti hain.. (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ LoVeR ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Teacher what shape is the earth student

Teacher: What Shape Is The Earth? Student: I don’t know. Teacher: Well! What kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear? Student: Square ones. Teacher:

Teacher shalwar k narray ko english ma

Teacher:- ‘Shalwar k Narray ko English ma kya Kehty hain?’ Student:- ‘P.H.D’ Teacher:- ‘Is ka kya Matlab hay?’ stdent:- ‘PaJama Holding Device.

Trust no one to be your teacherexcept

Trust no one to be your teacher…except he be a mon of God, walking in his ways and keeping his commandments. Mosiah 23:14 Book

Teacher who is the male of duck

Teacher: Who Is The Male Of Duck? . . Pathan: Frog . . Teacher: Why? . . Pathan: Because Frog Is . . .

Teacher batao k chooza anday sy kysy

Teacher: Batao k Chooza anday sy kysy nikalta hy? Sardar: Miss ey gal eyni Important nai, Sochan wali gal ey wa k ey kanjr

Cool attitude teacher y r u

Cool Attitude… Teacher : Y R U Late.. All Ur Classmates Came To Class On Time? Student like me : ‘Jhund Me Kutte Ate

If u think ur dad mom teacher

If u think ur Dad, Mom, Teacher, Boss, Are strict nd Harsh wid U.. Wait for a wife.. U would love them all… 😀

A boy got caught in class throwing

A Boy Got Caught In Class Throwing Paper Airplanes. Teacher Gave Him Punishment To Write 5000 Times ‘I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In

Teacher batao nasli kutte ki subse

Teacher : Batao Nasli kutte ki subse bari neshani kia hai ? Student: jo apne baap k marne pe soug na manaye aur apni

Teacher what happened in 1809 student abraham

Teacher :What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher :What happened in 1819? Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

Nusrey class k bacha aur bachi teacher

Nusrey class k bacha aur bachi teacher se: kya choten bachon k bachy ho sakty ha? Teacher:’NO’ Bacha bachi se:’ dekha tum aise hi

Teacher agar tm apny ami ko mum

Teacher: Agar tm apny Ami ko ‘MUM’ kho to Ami say bari Khala or choti Khala ko kya kho gay? Sardar: Kafi der sochny

Teacher abhi parh lo beta warna rzlt

Teacher: Abhi Parh Lo Beta! Warna Rzlt Aane K Baad Tum Rooge. . . . . . . . . Student : Rzlt Se

A little boy was d0ing his maths

…*A little boy was d0ing his math’s homew0rk… He said t0 himself 2+5 the s0n of a bitch is 7. 3+6 the s0n of

Teacher ne 1 bache ki mother ko

Teacher ne 1 bache ki Mother ko likha k bache ko Nehla k School bheja karen, Mother ne Notes Parhne k baad likha k

Teacher to sardar apney bap nam english

Teacher to Sardar: Apney Bap Nam English Main Lakhoo Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underware’ Teacher: What? Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi

Teacher to sardar 5 janwaron k

Teacher to sardar: 5 janwaron k nam btao jo pani me rehty hain?? Sardar: fish Teacher: good nd baqi 4?? Sardar: Fish di maa,

Teacher love kaise hota hai student

Teacher: ‘LOVE’ Kaise Hota Hai? Student: ‘L’ Ko Khara Kar ke ‘O’ Ko Dabaein? Phir ‘V’ Mein Ghusa Dein? Jab ‘EEEEE’ ki Aawaz Nikle

Lady teacher main tumhari jaan nikal dun

LADY Teacher: ‘Main tumhari jaan Nikal dun gi’, Iski english batao… . FUNTER Student: ‘English ki maa ki aankh tu pehle hAath to laga

Eik memmon khali katorey main roti daba

EIK MEMMON KHALI KATOREY MAIN ROTI DABA KAR KHA RAHA THA WAITER NE DEKA TU POUCHA AP YAH KIA KAR RAHEY HIAN MEMON NE

1 hand on pen the other phone

1 hand on pen, The other on Phone 1 Ear on lecture, The other on Classmates… 1 Eye on Board, The other on next

1 teacher ka un ke class sath

1 teacher ka un ke class ke sath group photo banaya gaya, 2sre din teacher bachon ko 1 1 photo dete hoe kehne lagen’jab

A guy using facebook in class puts

A guy using FACEBOOK in class puts up his status: ‘Using FB in class’ After 15 seconds… His teacher likes his status and comments:

New teacher students tell ur name

New Teacher: Students tell ur name & hobies. Boys: I’m Sam My hobby is watching bubble. I’m John, My hobby is watching Bubble. I’m

Maths teacher to a brilliant sardar aap

MATHS Teacher to a brilliant sardar: Aap 8 apples ko 6 logon mai barabar kesy taqseem karei gy ? ? ? ? ? ?

Teacher kiss ko jumle me

Teacher : ‘KISS’ ko jumle me kuch is tarha use kro k word KISS b na aye or matlb b wazeh ho jae Student

Teacher love kese hota he student

Teacher: Love Kese Hota He.?? Student: Miss ‘L’ Ko Pakar Ke ‘O’ Ko Daba ke ‘V’ Men Dalo Jab ‘E’ Ki Awaz Aye To

Teacher bare hokr kiya bano ge

Teacher: Bare hokr kiya bano ge Teacher: Bare hokr kiya bano ge Pathan: Mera bap kehta hy mai jitna marzi parh lon, Wo nai

Teacher class main ladai kyun nahin karni

Teacher Class Main Ladai KyUn Nahin Karni ChahiyE. Student: KyUn KEy. Pata Nahin Exam Main Kis Ke Peechay Baithna Par Jaha.

Teacher home work kyn nh kia

Teacher: home work Kyn Nh Kia, Student: sir light nhn Thi, Teacher: mom bati jaa Lyte, Student, Sir Machis nhn Thi, teacher; machis Kyn

Teacher there is a frog ship sinking

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then, what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher: How do you

Teacher kal tum school kyon nahi aye

Teacher: Kal tum school kyon nahi aye thay? Pathan: Mujhe bird flu hogaya tha Teacher: Ye to murghiyon ki beemari hai Pathan: Apne mujhe

Teacher 2 pthan jiss ko sunai

Teacher 2 pthan jiss ; ko sunai na de use english main kya kahenge? pathan: jo marzi keh do g . us ko konsa

Most wonderful news in school life

Most wonderful news in school life…. – – – – – – – – – – – – – teacher is absent…:p

It is the supreme art of teacher

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge Albert Einstein

Islam is university world class room quran

Islam is University, World is class room, Quran is Sylabus, Hazrat Muhammad SAW is the teacher, Allah is the Examiner, Try to pass the

Old friends pass away new appear it

Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing

Teacher me kisi pe 1 nazar daal

Teacher: Me kisi pe 1 nazar daal k bata skti hun k wo mere bare men kya soch rha hy. Student: Miss ye jante

My school days my teacher used

My school days, my teacher used to wear sun glasses Do u knw Y? bcz I was such a bright student… 😀

Teacher larkian kiya pehn sakti hain

Teacher: Larkian kiya pehn sakti hain…? Student: SaaRRi. Teacher: Larkiyan kia nhi pahen sakti…? Student ne bohat socha or kaha: SATHi

Islamabad airport pr pia ki flight

Islamabad airport pr PIA ki Flight no.9 K plane Ki Seat no.52 Pr Baithay Passanger K sath Mai Khari Air hostes K Boyfrnd K

1 pathan ne exam sheet pr

*. .1 Pathan Ne Exam Sheet Pr Poty Kr K Teacher Ko Thama Di, Teacher: Ye Kya Hy? Pathan: Ap Hi Ne Kaha, Edhr

Teacher what should be in a book

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Islam is university world class room quran

Islam is University, World is class room, Quran is Sylabus, Hazrat Muhammad SAW is the teacher, Allah is the Examiner, Try to pass the

Teacher to student can you define who

Teacher to Student: “Can You Define Who is a Lecturer…???” Student: “A Lecturer is a Person Who has a Bad Habit of Speaking when

Teacher ek essa sentence btao jis

Teacher: Ek essa sentence btao jis main Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi, aur English ka sahi use hua ho! Sardar: ‘Ishq di gali vich NO ENTRY!’

Teacher batao kay maths ka kya matlab

Teacher: batao kay maths ka kya matlab hai: student: sir maths meanz . M: Mental A: Attack T: To H: Handsome S: students

Teacher bacho batao billi k itne zyada

Teacher; bacho batao BILLI k itne zyada bachay kyon hote hain? bacha : madam agar aap b galiyoun main pherin gi to yehi haal

Teacher bina ruke batao pakistan ki national

Teacher: BINA RUKE BATAO, Pakistan ki National Assembly ki speaker kon hain? Meenaray Pakistan kaha hy? Satlaj nadi ki raftar kia hy? Murgi kia

Teacher should aim for 90 marks student ill get

TEACHER-should aim for 90% marks! STUDENT-i’ll get 100% marks! TEACHER-What.. Why are you kidding ? STUDENT- Who starts ?

Dushman wo jo marwa dy taklef

Dushman wo jo marwa dy Taklef wo jo tarpa dy Teacher wo jo saza dy Orat wo jo wafa dy Hadsa wo Jo rula

Teacher 2 sindhi mbbs ka kia

Teacher 2 Sindhi: M.B.B.S ka kia matlab hai? . . . Sindhi bohat der sochne k baad bola . . . . . .

Teacher papu se btao murgi andon

Teacher papu se: Btao murgi andon par q bethti hae? Papu_Q k us k ghar par kursi naheen hoti.

If child labour is a crime

If Child Labour Is A Crime . . . . . . . . . Then Why Teacher Gives Homework ?? 😀

Teacher kisi aisi jagha ka nam btao

Teacher: kisi aisi jagha ka nam btao jaha boht sary log ho phir b ap akely feel karty ho…. . . . . .

Teacher who is sania mirza studenttennis

Teacher: Who is SANIA MIRZA? Student:Tennis Player.. Teacher: Very good, & who is VEENA MALIK? Student: Penis Player….

Boy may i kiss u

Boy: May i kiss u ? Girl: no Boy:plz na may i kiss u ? Girl:nai na Boy:plz na kalny do na Girl:aby kaminey

Height of flirting teacher where is

Height Of Flirting Teacher: Where Is Ur Assignment Book? . . . . . . Student:Mam, I Lost It While Fighting Wid Student Who

Maa aaj school se itni jaldi kaise

Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Agaye? Bacha: Machar ko Mara To Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi Maa: Aisa Kyon? Bacha: Machar Teacher k

Teacherap mehnat karo to jo chahay ban

Teacher:AP Mehnat karo to jo chahay ban jao. Student: No! Teacher: Q? Student: Mery abu kehtay hain k me jo chatey hu wo mehnat

1 pathan ne exam sheet pr poty

1 Pathan Ne Exam Sheet Pr Poty Kr K Teacher Ko Thama Di, Teacher: Ye Kya Hy? Pathan: Ap Hi Ne Kaha, Edhr Udhr

Teacher aapko shahrukh khan ki movierab ne

Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie..RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila.?..Student: Ummeed Mat Haaro,...Shadi shuda Larki bhi Phans Sakti Hai;-)

Jab aik teacher sab subject nahin parha

JAB AIK TEACHER SAB SUBJECT NAHIN PARHA SAKTA TO EK BACHA SAB SUBJECT WO BHI JALDI KESE PARH SAKTA. POINT TO BE NOTED AND

Three friends after exam lucky yaar mujhey

Three friends after exam. Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. Banta: Main bhi! Santa: Shit yaar, teacher

Experience is the best teacher but a

Experience is the best teacher, but a fool will learn from no other. Benjamin Franklin

Teacher home work q nhi kia

teacher; home work Q nhi kia Stdnt; sir,lit nhi thi Teachr; to mom batti jala lete Student; sir,machis nhi thi Teachr; Machis Q nai

Girl to teacher ye pyar kya hota

Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai? . Teacher: Jab Tum Barri ho kar Achi Bachi Banogi to Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala

Height of fb addiction a boys

Height of fb addiction: A boy’s FACEBOOK status- i’m online on fb during lecture. Haha . . . Comment 4m his teacher: get out

class teacher bache se pata

*. .Class teacher bache se : Pata hai bache kaise paida hote hain ? Bacha : Iss mein kon si bari baat hai mujhe

Teacher ye btao jab larrkiyan neend

TEACHER: ye btao jab larrkiyan neend say utthti hain to wo aankhain kiyon malti hain? Pathan: Q k un k TATTAY nahi hotay..

Teacher batao cold drink nuqsan deti hai

Teacher: Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida? Student: Agr Koi Pila de To Faida, Agr Pilani Parr Jaye To Nuqsaan;-)

A sad love story aik engineering k

A SAD LOVE STORY AIK ENGINEERING K CLASSFELLOW SE PYAAR HO GYA. LARKY NE USY PURPOSE KYA LAKIN LARKI NE INKAAR KR DYA AUR

Teacher is not who teaches but he

‘Teacher is not who teaches but he makes you something.’

2 sardar bhai 1 class main thay

2 sardar bhai 1 class main thay,, Teacher! tum d0n0 nay apne abu ka naam diferent ky0n likha? Sardars! ‘tusi fer kehna si k

Teacher batao dog shadi q nahi

Teacher: ‘Batao Dog Shadi q Nahi Karta?’ . . Student: ‘Miss Wo Pehly Hi Kutton Wali Zindagi Guzar Raha Hota Hai.

Teacher dehli me qutub minar hai

Teacher: Dehli me Qutub minar hai. PATHAN class me so rha tha Teacher ny usy jagaya or ghusey sy kaha Btao mainy kia kaha?

Teacher titanic kaise doba

Teacher : titanic kaise doba ?? . Sardar : DUBUK . DUBUK . BUDUK . BUDUK . . . BUDUK . . . BUDUK

English class kid me sleep with

English class: . . kid: me sleep with dad last nite . . . . Teacher: no beta, its lyk dis.. I sleep with

Teacher agar main tumhari ammi hoti to

Teacher: Agar main tumhari ammi hoti to tumhain 2 din main sudhaar deti. Student: Miss Main 1, 2 din me apne abbu se mashwara