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isi lye yahn kuch log hm

*’* Isi Lye yahn Kuch Log Hm S Jalte Hen, K G Jalane M Kyn Akhtyar Apna H, *’* Na Tang Kr Dil E

Raste main na baitho ke hawa tang

Raste main na baitho ke hawa tang kare gee Bichre huway logon ki sada tang kare gee Mat chaho toot ker kissi ki itna

1 admi ki aik tang haddi toot

1 Admi ki aik tang ki haddi toot gayi Hospital gya to waha dOsrey admi ki dono tangey tooti dekh kar bola !!!!!!! .

Tum hume mana k khud khafa hojate

Tum Hume Mana K Khud Khafa Hojate Ho, Kch Din Na Milon To Bewafa Hojate Ho, Krte Ho Tang Mjhe Apni Yaden De K

Agr aadhi raat ko shoher ka dil

Agr Aadhi Raat Ko Shoher Ka Dil Kry Or ßv Ka Mood Na Ho To Shoher Ko Chahye K ßv Ko Tang Na Kry

Al quran aur jo mere zikar se

‘Al-Quran’ ‘Aur jo mere zikar se munh more ga, us k lye dunya men tang zindagi hogi. Aur qiyamat k roz ham use andha

Sambhala hosh hai jab se muqaddar sakht

Sambhala hosh hai jab se Muqaddar sakht tar Nikla, Parha hai waasta jisse Wohi teer-o-tabar Nikla, Sabaq deta raha jo Umar bhar Roshan khayali

Pathan mai terey leye sub chor dunga

‘PATHAN’ Mai Terey Leye Sub Chor Dunga… Girl: AMMI ABBU..? Pathan: YES Girl: KHANA PEENA..? Pathan: Yes Girl: DOST..? Pathan: Yes Girl: NASWAR..? Pathan:

Mat beth raston me hawa tang kregi

mat beth raston me hawa tang kregi, Guzri hue lamhon ke sada tang kregi, Na toot kr chao use agaze safar me, Are bachre

Aik sradar k haan lerki paida hoi

aik sradar k haan lerki paida hoi to us ki biwi nay kaha k jab yeh bari ho to lerkay is ko tang kerein

Funny day 4 all frndz kheecho

‘funny day’ 4 ‘all frndz’ Kheecho apne doston ki tang 😉 by givng a funy title. In mein se jo muj pe suit kry

Tera dard tha teri yaad thi main

Tera dard tha, teri yaad thi, Main jahan raha, main jidher gaya, Mera din tu yunhi guzar gaya, Junhi sham hoi main bikhar gaya,

Ab ya decmber bohat tang krta hy

Ab ya Decmber Bohat tanG krta hy …..SAmeer….. EK bar jo to ny boal tha k Hum Decmber ma milay gy

Hamarey jaagne se tang ho to lo

Hamarey jaagne se tang ho to lo so jaate hain ay dost Agar ka aankh nhi khule to meri khataon ko maaf ker dena

1 molana sahb bar tota le ker

1 MOLANA SAHB 1 BAR TOTA LE KER AYE OR PAROSI PATHAN KO DIKHATE HOYE BOLE ISKI 1 TANG KHENCHENGE TO SIDHI GINTI KAREGE

Internet use karni wali girlz k

internet use karni wali girlz k liya ek problem ka hal ager koi aako tang karta hai msgs missed calls to us ka number

Aaj ki is barish meinphir wohi sa

AAJ KI IS BARISH MEIN..Phir Wohi Sa Manzr Hy, Phir Wohi c Boondein Hain, Phir Wohi c Thandak Hy, Phir Wohi Sa Sb Kuch

Mujhy do chezain bht tang krti hain

”MUJHY” Do chezain bht tang krti hain,,,,,,, . . (1) *AAP KI YAAD* Jo aati bht hai . (2) ”LIGHT” Jo jati bht hai:)

Agr private primary student mistake kray to

Agr Private Primary Student Mistake Kray To Teacher Kehta Hai K Write An Essay On “My Friend” 5 Times. . . Or Agr Government

Pathan ka tota bahot galian nikalta tha

Pathan ka tota bahot galian nikalta tha. Wo Totey ko ek Molvi k pas le gia. Aur sara qisa sunaya. Molvi bola: Issay ek

Sindhi boy to his mom amaan

Sindhi Boy to his MOM Amaan mon Raat Khuwab Ditho ta Muhnji Hik tang Zameen Te, Be Aasman Te Hue. Maa: Put Ehra Khuwab

teacher 2 student jo cheez

*. . .Teacher 2 student: Jo cheez tumhe Tang ya pareeshan kare use apne pas bhi na Bhatakne do! Student: Chal Beta sb se

Aakhirat ko bhool betha fikr e dunya k evaz

Aakhirat ko bhool betha fikr-e-dunya k Evaz Mout ka hamla achanak bekhabr kesa lga? Hanste hanste tu ne dunya men guzar di zindagi Ab

Salamyar me ye sim off kr raha

Salam.yar Me ye sim Off kr raha hon is pe mujhe bohot calls or msgs aa rahe hain log tang karte hain Pochte hen

1 kabutar pathan ko tang kar raha

1 Kabutar Pathan Ko Tang Kar Raha Tha, Pathan Ne Usy Pakar Liya Or Usy MAarne Ka Faisla Kar Liya, Wo Usy Chhath Pe

Darya me apni qabr banane chala gya

Darya Me Apni Qabr Banane Chala Gya Suraj Ko Dubne Se Bachane Chala Gya Apnon ki Chahaton Me Milawat Thi Is Qadar Tang Aa

Usy logo ne itna tang kia k

Usy logo ne itna tang kia k usne apni bat kehne ka andaz hi badal dala. wo ab kehti he Kisne kaha tha k

Choos one number zara pta to chaley

Choos one number zara pta to chaley ap apni zindagi mein kis cheez se tang a chuky hain? 17 27 37 47 57 67

Ek pathan ko larka mobile pe tang

Ek Pathan ko Ek Larka mobile pe Tang karta tha Ek din Pathan ne NEW Sim Khareed ka Osey Msg kia ‘Mai ne woh

Yha arzo the tujhy gul k ro

yha arzo the tujhy GUL K ro bro krta ma or bulbul BY TAB GUFTUGU KRTA MERI TRHA YHA ma o mahr hain avara

Ghar hamara jo na rote bhi to

ghar hamara, jo na rote bhi, to wiran hota bahr gar bahr na hota to bayaban hota tangi-e-dil ka gila kya, ye wo kafir

Tang aa chuke hain kash ma kash e zindagii se ham

tang aa chuke hain kash-ma-kash-e-zindagii se ham Thukaraa naa den jahaaN ko kahiin bedilii se ham maayuusii-e-ma’al-e-mohabbat naa puuchhiye apanon se pesh aaye hain

Is dil e tang mai kis ko

Is dil e tang mai kis kis ko jaga doon ya RAB Gham rahay,dum rahay,feryaad rahay ya Yaad rahay

Hangaamaa e gam se tang aakar izhaar e musarrat kar baithe

hangaamaa-e-Gam se tang aakar izhaar-e-musarrat kar baiThe mashahuur thii apanii zindaadilii daanistaa sharaarat kar baiThe koshish to bahot kii hamane magar paayaa na Gam-e-hastii

Agar mekhaney mein jao to wahan sharab

Agar mekhaney mein jao to wahan sharab milti hai mevah nahi, Aur hum kisi soye hoye ko tang karen ye humari zindagi ka sheva

Ya mujhe afsar e shaaha na banaya hota

ya mujhe afsar-e-shaaha na banaya hota ya mera taaj gadaya na banaya hota Khak-sari ke liye garache banaya tha mujhe kash Khaak-e-dar-e-jaanan na banaya

3 sardar bed pe so rahay thay

…3 sardar bed pe so rahay thay, teeno ko jagah tang horahi thi 1 sardar bed se utar k nichay sone laga to 2nd

Sambhala hosh hey jab sey muqaddar sakht

Sambhala hosh hey jab sey muqaddar sakht tar nikla Para hey waasta jis sey wohi teer-o-tabar nikla Sabaq deta raha jo umr bhar roshan

Suni sunai vohi batain bhegi bheegi

suni sunai vohi batain bhegi bheegi sard december ki barsaatain.. eid ho ho ya phir hon shab raatain kabhi kabhi ye yaadain kitna tang

Barsat mein ham pani ban k baras

barsat mein ham pani ban k baras jainge… patjhar mein ham phol ban k jhar jainge… kia hua jo aaj aap ko tang karte

Shadi me 1 pathan boht deer se

Shadi me 1 pathan Boht Deer se khana kha Raha tha Kisi ne pucha kab tak khao gay pathan: me to khud tang hon

Barsat vich asi pani ban k rur

Barsat vich asi pani Ban k rur jana, Pat jhar vich asi phul banke jhar jana, Kee hoya je aj tenu tang karde han,

hor

____________ | | | | | (.) | /)(| /| hor pucho totkay zubeda aapa ne tang akar khudkushi kar li.

Aik pathan ko sari rat machron ne

Aik pathan ko sari rat machron ne buht tang kia.,. Pathan ka dimagh ghoma… Pathan ny zehar pee lia aur bola,”ab kato!! Sab k

In rastoo pay na baytho hawa tang

In rastoo pay na baytho hawa tang karay gi Bichary howay logoo ki sada tang karay gi Maat tot kay chahoo kisi ko aghaz-e-safar

Ek ustad lecture k doran behoda guftago

Ek ustad lecture k doran behoda guftago karta tha ek din larkion ne tang aa kar plan banaya k ab agar aisa howa tu

Suhagraat ke agle din simi kal raat

Suhagraat ke agle din Simi:-Kal raat ki hoya? Nikki:- ohna ne meri chunni la ke kili te tang ditti. Simi:-Fer? Nikki:-Fer mera kurta kili

Pathan ki tang main gehra cut lug

PATHAN KI TANG MAIN GEHRA CUT LUG GAYA NURSE:IS MAIN DUS TANKY LAGY GY. PATHAN:KITNA KHARCHA HOGA? NURSE:3000 PATHAN:TANKA LAGWANA HY KARHAE NAHI KARWANI..

Sardar kafi deir se apna nikka nama

Sardar Kafi Deir Se Apna Nikka Nama Deikh Raha Tha, K Bevi Ne Tang Aa Kr Pocha:- Bevi:- Sardar G Kya Deikh Rahe Ho

Answers 1 allah jaldi rukhsati

Answers : 1: Allah Jaldi Rukhsati Ho 2: Me to tang agae hun itna Bhari Lehenga 3: Kash me ami abu k sath rhti

Pathan ki 2 bviyan larh pariaik boli

pathan ki 2 bviyan larh pari.aik boli k aaj sunday hai or 2sari boli nahi aaj monday hai.pathan,tang aa k bola . . .

Agr kisi ghar me quran na parha

‘agr kisi ghar me Quran na parha jaye to wo ghar ehle khana k lye tang hojata hai’ (Darmi H3343)

Hum to apni tanhaiyon se tang aa

Hum to apni tanhaiyon se tang aa kr Muhabbat ki talaash me nikle thay WASi, Hamen to Muhabbat bhi esi mili jo aur Tanha

3 pathan bed pe so rahay thay

3 Pathan Bed pe so rahay thay Teeno ko Jaga tang ho rahi thi 1 Pathan Bed se utar k nechay so gya 2nd

Ishq dey roag ne malang keeta

Ishq Dey Roag Ne Malang keeta’ . . . . . . . .. .. Ek Dukh Sajna Da Dooja DANGI Machraan Ny Tang

Shadi me 1 chodri bohat der se

shadi me 1 chodri bohat der se khana ka rha tha ksi ne pocha kab tak khaoge CHODRI:mai to khud tang hon pr kya

1 allah jaldi rukhsati ho 2

1: Allah Jaldi Rukhsati Ho 2: Me to tang agae hun itna Bhari Lehenga 3: Kash me ami abu k sath rhti 4: Pta

Friday april 29th 2011 sadiyon k

Friday, April 29th, 2011 Sadiyon k payase ko faqat aik hi jaam, SAQI, Teri tang-dasti mjhe yad rahe gi……….

Yaro kal rati tussi maray kolon mafian

Yaro, kal rati tussi maray kolon mafian mang mang k mang mang k tang kar chadya eay… Banda pehlay ee puthay Kam na Karay….

1 choha tang pr rakh k bhetha

1 choha Tang pr Tang Rakh k bhetha hua tha Sher Aya Chohy ko Salam kia Or beth gya Hathi Aya Salam kia Or

Ab apni zindagi se tang aa chuka

Ab apni zindagi se tang aa chuka hoon Faraz na janey konsi ada tairi marnay nahi daiti !

A rat sone de yun tang na

A Rat Sone De Yun Tang Na Kiya Kar Bekar Sawalon Mein Paband Na Kiya Kar Is K Siva Aur Bhi Zamane K Kaam

i miss you ye

.+” I MISS YOU ”+. Ye msg sirf unko bhaijein… jnko ap 2011 mein khona nhi chahty!! *MujHe bhi bhaijein agr apko meri zrorat

Mera dil deta hai sada tum pass

Mera Dil Deta Hai Sada Tum Pass Aa Jao. Tang Karti Hai Yeh Pagal Hawa Tum Pass Aa Jao. Mujhe Tumse Door Rehne Ka

1 pehlwan ki tang neeli ho gai

1 Pehlwan ki tang neeli ho gai. Hakeem:zeher phel gya h katni paregi. 3din bad 2sri b neeli hogai. Hakeem:ye b katni paregi zehar

Hazrat ali ra jab tum duniya

HAZRAT ALI (R.A.) Jab Tum Duniya ki Muflasi say Tang Aa jao aur Rizq ka koi Rasta na Niklay to Sadqa day kar ALLAH

L l l o l faansi jl

l—-l- l ‘.o l /l Faansi l JL _l_ Aah v tere vangu sms ni karda c, TANG TA…. Hun ki salah ae? Jaan

Sangeet ke saath aawaz phool khusbu jism

Sangeet ke saath aawaz.. Phool ke saath khusbu.. Jism ke saath rooh.. Khusi ke saath gham.. Aapko tang karne ko hum.. Har lamha har

Aur jo mere zikar se mooh morega

‘Aur jo mere zikar se mooh morega, uske liye dunya men tang zindagi hogi. Aur qiyamat ke roz hum use andha uthayenge’ Surah Taaha

Hum yar hain tumhare dildar tumhare

Hum yar hain tumhare , dildar hain tumhare, hum se mila karo… hum se mila karooooo… Acha tu ye tum ho? phir dor hi

Phir mujhay deeda e tar yaad aaya dil jigar

Phir mujhay Deeda-e-tar yaad aaya Dil jigar , tishna-e-faryaad aaya dam liya tha na qeyamat nay hunooz phir tera waqt-e-safar yaad aaya Zindagi yoon

Aey raat humy sony dy youn tang

Aey Raat Humy Sony Dy Youn Tang Na Kia Kar… Bekaar Sawalon Main Paband Na Kia Kar… Iss Ke Siwa Aur Bhi Zamany Ke

Geo tv ary hum ptv duniya

Geo TV ARY TV HUM TV PTV Duniya TV Tensport HBO Peace TV Q TV Express News Waseeb TV & Youtube Facebook Orkut Yahoo

Faraz ghurbat se tang aa kar daku

Faraz Ghurbat Se Tang Aa Kar Daku Ban Gaya. Daketi Karne Bank Gaya Aur Kaha: Arz Hai Taqdeer Main Jo Hai Wohi Milega. HandsUp,

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum. BIWI : Ek dum.

Pathan k ghr bili thi tang aa

Pathan K Ghr Bili Thi.! Tang Aa Kr Use Kahin Chor Aya Ghr Aya To Bili Pehle Pohnchi Thi Pathan Dubara Kahin Door Chor

Aapko hum sirf aapko ary aapko

Aapko Hum. Sirf Aapko. Ary Aapko, Han Aapko, Han han aapko, Baba aapko, Only aapko, Aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko, Humesha Tang Karengay.

Mujhe tang kro dukh do rulao

Mujhe tang kro dukh do rulao Magar jab main marr jaun to, Sirf meri qabar par ek phool rakh dena aur kehna Stupid I

Pappu ki master se hui ladai mastr

Pappu ki master se hui ladai Mastr ne ki pappu ki dhulai Pappu ka grm hua khoon Gaya kabristan aur kabr pe master ke

Aye raat soney dy youn tang na

Aye raat soney dy youn tang na kia kr.. Bekaar sawalon main paband na kia kr… Iss ke siwa aur bhi zamany ke kaam

Honkaa idhar na aaye nasiim e bahaar kaa

honkaa idhar na aaye nasiim-e-bahaar kaa naazuk bahut hai phuul charaaG-e-mazaar kaa phir baiThe baiThe vaadaa-e-vasl us ne kar liyaa phir uTh khaDaa huaa

Akhrat ko bhool betha fikr e dunya k evaz

Akhrat ko bhool betha fikr-e-dunya k Evaz Maut ka hamla achanak bekhabr kesa lga Hanste hanste tu ne dunya me guzari zindagi, Ab naya

Dil karta hai le loon teri zulfon

dil karta hai le loon teri (zulfon ki hawa) par mein kya karon mera uthta hi nai. (Qadam tere ghar ki taraf) meine us

Aaj ki achi baat kisi ka

Aaj Ki Achi Baat . Kisi Ka Kaam Kal Par Mat Choro . . . Balke Usay Itni Topia krwao K Agla Khud Tang

Hum ne use mohabat main chahne ki

Hum Ne Use Mohabat Main Chahne Ki Inteha Kar Di Apni Har Khushi Us Par Fida Kar Di Kuch Is Andaz Se Us Ne

Phir b bethi hy khizaan baagh ki

‘Phir B Bethi Hy Khizaan Baagh Ki Deewar K Sath, Jb K Patta B Nhi Hy koi Ashjaar K Saath! ‘Aik Hy Meri Anaa,

Ay raat hamen sony dy youn tang

Ay Raat Hamen Sony Dy Youn Tang Na Kia Kar Be’Kaar Sawalon Men Paband Na Kia Kr Is K Siwa Or Bhi Zamany K

Road poetry tera mera sadiyaan da

=Road POETRY= Tera mera sadiyaan da vair ae… ‘Tu lang ja saadi khair ae’ Me us k ghr gya to lga tha taala… ‘Jalny

Asrdar yar aj mujy ajeeb msg aya

ASrdar: Yar aj mujy ajeeb msg aya or mera mobile off ho gya.. 2nd Srdar: Kya likha tha.? Srdar: Battery low.. 2nd Srdar: mUjy

Ek pathan ki tang jal gai

EK PATHAN KI TANG JAL GAI DR NE BORNAL OR VEGRA SEX TABLET DI PATHAN BOLA VEGRA TO SAMAG ME ATA HAI MAGAR VEGRA

Main to apni tanhayion se tang aa

Main To Apni Tanhayion Se Tang Aa Kar Dost Banane Nikla Tha Mohsin . *——*——* . Dost Bhi Aise Miley K Mujhe Aur Tanha

Ek pathan bus mai jarha thasamney bethi

Ek pathan bus mai jarha tha, samney bethi aurat apny bety ko bol rhi thi jaldi ye biscuit khalo warna me un uncle ko

Usay kaha bhe tha 1 gaz kapra

USAY KAHA BHE THA 1 GAZ KAPRA ZAYDA LAY LO FRAZ AB KAHTI HA MARE PHULAN WALI KURTE HOI WAKHIAN TON TANG WAY

Ab tumhari bari hai buddhi auntiyan

Ab Tumhari Bari Hai Buddhi auntiyan mujhe bahut tang karti thin, Jab kisi ki shaadi hoti woh mere gaal khench k kehtin ‘AB TUMHARI

Sardaryar aaj mujay ajeeb sms aaya or

SARDAR:YAR AAJ MUJAY AJEEB SMS AAYA OR MERA MOBILE OFF HO GAYA, 2nd Sardar:aisa konsa msg 1st Sardar:Battery Low 2nd Sardar:Mujhe b send kar

Log milte hain bichhadte pyar hota hai

log milte hain, log bichhadte hain, pyar hota hai , dil tootta hai, jahan dekho wahan kyon, sirf bura hi kyon hota hai…. koi

Husband roz paalak ka saag khilaati ho

Husband: roz roz paalak ka saag khilaati ho main to tang agaya hoon Bv: paalak mein iron hota h Husbnd: to kya gand se

Hazrat mohammad saww ne frmaya k khana

Hazrat Mohammad s.a.w.w ne frmaya k khana khate waqt seedhi tang khadi kr k or ulti tang ko lita kr betho or khana khao..,

Pathan ka bachaabu ham ko baja dilaopathan

pathan ka bacha.,, Abu ham ko baja dilao.. pathan: Nahe khocha tum sab ko tang kare ga… Bacha: nhi abo khuda kasam jab sub

1 pathan 1st time saudia gaya texi

1 pathan 1st time saudia gaya texi mai betha texi wala usy tothi photi sarak sy lejany laga pathan bht pareshan hua k is

Rang k jaal hi miltay hain jidhar

rang k jaal hi miltay hain jidhar jaata hoon roshni yoon na mujhe tang kiya karti thi

Ishq dey roag ne malang keeta

‘Ishq Dey Roag Ne Malang keeta’ . . . . . . . .. .. Ek Dukh Sajna Da Dooja DANGI Machraan Ny Tang

Girl paroos wali buddhi aunty mujhe bohat

Girl: Paroos wali Buddhi aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen. Jab kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti ‘AB TUMHARI BAARI

Voh log bohat khush qismat the jo ishq

voh log bohat khush-qismat the jo ishq ko kaam samajhte the yaa kaam se aashiqii karte the ham jiite jii masruuf rahe kuchh ishq

Faraz teri ankhon men dard ka jo

Faraz Teri Ankhon Men Dard Ka Jo Rang Hai, Wah Kya Keh Dia… Faraz Teri Aankhon Men Dard Ka Jo Rang Hai 20 ka

Phir mujhe diidaa e tar yaad aayaa dil

phir mujhe diidaa-e-tar yaad aayaa dil jigar tashnaa-e-fariyaad aayaa dam liyaa thaa na qayaamat ne hanoz phir teraa vaqt-e-safar yaad aayaa saadagii haaye tamannaa

Aye raat sony dy youn tang na

Aye Raat Sony Dy Youn Tang Na Kia Kr,, Bekaar Sawalon Main Paband Na Kia Kr_,, Iss Ke Siwa Aur Bhi Zamany Ke Kaam

Jis din band karli humne aankhen us

Jis din band karli humne aankhen Us din sub ki aankhon se aansu Barsenge Jo kehte hen ke bohat tang karte ho TUM FARAZ

Khush gawaar mausam ke yaadain hain

Khush Gawaar Mausam Ke Khush Gawaar Yaadain Hain Tere Sang Beetay Huween Be-shumaar Shaamein Hain Waqt Urta Pancchi Hai Haath Mein Nahin Aata Khush

Akele hain to kiya hua ye zindagi

Akele Hain To kiYa Hua Ye Zindagi B GuZar jay gi Dost Hum Apni Tanhai Mitane k LiYe kisi ko Tang Nahi Karte.

Lgta hai wo teri baton se tang

lgta hai wo teri baton se tang a gya he (kashmeeri) Wrna koi is andaz se alvida nehi kehta

Kare koi yad to hm bhi use

‘Kare Koi Yad To Hm Bhi Use Yad Kar LiYa Karte Hain,, ‘sagar’ ‘BaQi ab hamari adat ni rhi beparwahon ko tang karny ki…!

Choose any number zara pta to chale

choose any number zara pta to chale ap apni zindagi mein kis cheez se tang a chuky hain? 17, 27, 37, 47, 57, 67,

Sardar ki tang main geri chot lag

sardar ki tang main geri chot lag gaya tha NURSE:is main 10 tanke lagenge SARDAR:kitna kharcha hoga NURSE: 3000 SARDAR tanka lagwana he karhayi

Aey mere pyare allah hum per reham

Aey mere Pyare ALLAH Hum Per Reham Farma Aur Hume¡n Bacha Le: Bero0z Gaar¡ se Tang Dasst¡ se Aazma¡sh se R¡zq k¡ kam¡ se

Sharabi daaru se tang aa gaya aur

Sharabi DAARU se tang aa gaya aur botlain tornay laga Ek tori Teri waja se meri nokri chali gai Doosri tori Teri waja se

1 sardar ka ghar main billi rhathi

1 sardar ka ghar main ‘BILLI’ rhathi thi sardar us ‘BILLI’ sa tang a kar usay kaheen choor aya . jab wo ghar poncha

Pagal haathi ne chuonti ko tang kiya

Pagal Haathi ne chuonti ko tang kiya to chuonti seedhi Hathni ke pass gaee aur kaha Dekho behen apne shoher ko samjha lo warna

Train me 2 admi safar kar rahe

Train me 2 admi safar kar rahe the. 1st: kahan se arahe ho? 2nd: Lahore se 1st: wahan se to me b araha hun.Lahore

Tere baazm se jany ka irada tu

tere baazm se jany ka irada tu nai ta? magar aaay Dossth ut k jana pada us ki galion main jaga tang ti sahayd

Wo wada kr k nibhana bhol jata

Wo wada kr k nibhana bhol jata hy naraz kar k mjh ko manana bhool jata hy u to wo mjh se kia kia

Larki mujpe shayri kro na larka tang

Larki: Mujpe shayri kro na Larka tang a kar: Ye resham si zulphain krti hen andhera Ye resham si zulphain karti hain andhera Ho

4 my l0vly freinds mujhe tang

‘4 my l0vly freinds’ Mujhe tang kro dukh do rulao sta0… Magar jab main marr jaun to Sirf meri qabar par ek phool rakh

Gheebat krne wala sbse akhir me janat

Gheebat krne wala sbse akhir me janat me jaega (chahy toba b krly). Wo sbse pehly dozkh me dakhil hoga. Dozkh me uspr khaarish

Is dil e tang me kis kisko jaga dun

Is Dil-E-Tang Me Kis KisKo Jaga Dun Ya Rab Gham Rhay Dum Rhay Faryad Rahy Ya YaAd Rhy

Agar bacha shararat se baz na aaye

Agar Bacha shararat se baz na aaye aur hamesha tang krta rhay tou usay dheeli lastick ki nikar pehna dein masti krne k bjaye

Aakhir tang aa kr usne mje aur

Aakhir tang aa kr usne mje aur mai ne usy hmesha k liye chor hi diya….. I broke up:( me & my BOOKS!!:D bohat

Subah se le kr hm tk

Subah se le Kr §[email protected]@M tk.. . §[email protected]@M se le Kr [email protected]@T tk.. . [email protected]@T se le Kr §[email protected] tk.. . §[email protected] se Phir

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