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Surprised SMS Messages

Any party which takes credit for the

Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought. Dwight Morrow

I bought a packet of air

…I bought a packet of air… . . . . . . I was surprised to see that… . . . There were only

A blonde girl enters a store that

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, ‘I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size

Hey get ready my marriage is fixed

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed. Its on 1st of April. Surprised? Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st

Am going to usa dont worry

Am Going To U.S.A. . . . Dont Worry The Flight Is After 2 Days . . . Surprised? ? ? ? After 2

A muslim scholar visits the pope in

A Muslim scholar visits the Pope in order to give dawah. He finds him amidst a big christian’s gathering, the scholars smiles at him

I bought a packet of air

I bought a packet of air, I was surprised to see that, . . There were few chips in it. :-O Dedicated to lays,

A happy husband comes home from friday

A Happy Husband Comes Home from Friday Prayers.. He Greets His Wife & Lifts Her Up He then Carries Her Around the House With

Maths magic 259 x ur age 39

MATH’S MAGIC 259 X (Ur Age) X 39 = ?? Try It & U’ll Be Surprised 2 See The Result.. Aap Ki Age 3