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Suhag SMS Messages

Suhag raat ko dulha bra maza aya bv

Suhag-Raat ko dulha ko bra maza aya bv se bola: Shabash boht snbhal k rakhi thi tm ne phudi bv : Shabash do meri

Eik sardar ki suhag raat thisardar apni

Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi…Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo boli ….na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay sardar bola

Husband suhag raat k baad biwi se

Husband Suhag Raat k baad Biwi se: Jaan, Raat ko Maza Aaya? Biwi: Aap ko Aaya? hus: Bohat. Biwi: Dekh Lain Aaj Tak kisi

Suhag raat manai ja rahi thi

Suhag Raat Manai Ja Rahi Thi. Achanak Dulhan Boli: Ae Suno Parde K Peeche Koi Hai. Admi Ne Parda Hataya To Ek Bacha Khara

Girl talking 2 her sister after suhag

Girl talking 2 her sister after suhag raat: Ap se kya parda Baji me sab bata deti hon, Shab-e-arosi ki kahani me suna deti

Gajjar or bnd gobhi ki shadi hui

Gajjar or bnd gobhi ki shadi hui. Subha uth kr dost ny pocha .suhag raat kaisi rhe. Gajjar ny kaha suhag raat kaisi yaar

Sindh asaan g maa ahe hind wari

Sindh Asaan G Maa ahe, Hind wari Sindh G bhen ahe so Hind asaan G maasi thy ain Hind-ja 11 Player asaan ja masaat

1 pathan apne dost ki shadi me

1 Pathan Apne Dost Ki Shadi Me Gaya Is K Dost Ne Us Ko Bohut Mara. Q? . . . . . . .

Punjabi suhag rat ko apna lun pakar

Punjabi suhag rat ko apna lun pakar kr bv se:lun phudi’mangda ‘1dafa chod k15min bad dobara bola’lun phudi mangda’2 bar choda3rd time uska lun

Pathan ki bivi suhag ratt ko boli

Pathan ki bivi: suhag ratt ko boli, khan ajj ratt ap jo mango gay main doon gi, Pathan: khushi say, acha tum meri maa

Suhag rat ko agr dulhan ne undershave

Suhag rat ko agr dulhan ne undershave na ki ho tu is ka matlab hai ke ye shadi us ki mrzi k khalaf hoi

Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko

Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko apni BV ko pani valy tub me bethaya, BV boli ye kia kr rahe ho, Mistri! Mujy

Suhag raat k time dulha ne apni

Suhag Raat K Time Dulha Ne apni Dulhan Se Ziadti Kr Daali…. . . . . . Dulhan Intizar Karti Rahi aur Dulha so

Dulhan suhag raat ko apne dulha se

Dulhan, suhag raat ko apne Dulha se: Itni der se choos rahi hoon lekin aap ka yeh khara nahi ho raha Dulha: Lao isay

Suhag raat wife piche nhi aage

Suhag raat wife: piche nhi aage dalte hain sardar: kaise pata? Wife: mera frnd mere aage dalta tha. sardar: tu chup kr! Mera dost

Pathan ki bivi suhag ratt ko boli

Pathan ki bivi: suhag ratt ko boli, khan ajj ratt ap jo mango gay main doon gi, Pathan: khushi say, acha tum meri maa

Teacher wo konsi raat thi jo na

Teacher: Wo konsi Raat thi jo na hoti to “PAKISTAN” khush-hall hota? Student: Zardari ki maa ki suhag raat.

Ager suhag raat me chudai k baad

Ager Suhag raat me chudai k baad dulhan ko 1chamcha money chata de jaye to subh ko dulhan k oper bohat roop ata hai.

Shohar suhag rat k baad apni bv

SHOHAR suhag rat k baad apni BV se: jaan raat ko kuch maza aya? BV =aap ko aaya? SHOHAR= bohat! BV= dekh lain aaj

Dulhan ne ubtan na lagaya to dadi

Dulhan Ne Ubtan Na Lagaya To DADI Boli “Beti Ubtan Lagale Wrna NOOR Nhi Charhega” . . Suhag Raat K Bad Dulhan Dadi Se

Sardar suhag rat ko puri koshish k

Sardar suhag rat ko puri koshish k bavjud kamyab na hua Ghuse se bv se bola: Tumari pehle kisi ne nai li? Bv masumiyat

Train me baraat wapis a rhi thi

Train me baraat wapis a rhi thi. rat ho gai Dulhan: aj hmari suhag raat h ap kuch krte Q nhi Dulha: wo dekho

Husband suhag raat ko me shadi se

Husband Suhag raat ko: Me shadi se pehle buhat Aurton k sath SEX kar chuka hoon BV sharmate hue: Me itni der se yehi

Student bcha kese peda hota he miss

Student: Bcha kese peda hota he Miss: Asman se aik pari ati he or maa k takye k neche phol rkh kr chli jati

Anti dulahan sy suhag rat ko sab

anti dulahan sy: suhag rat ko sab sy pehlay apny husband ka pakerna wo jitna merzi manah kery tum paker laina darna mut ok

Ek bona suhag raat ko room mein

Ek bona suhag raat ko room mein entr hoty he Biwi se bola :Chal Bakri bn ! Biwi : ye kya bdtmeezi hay? Bona: