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Dushmen kitna bhe acha dost bun jae

DUSHMEN KITNA BHE ACHA DOST BUN JAE OSE KABHI BHE APNA RAAZ NA BTAO QK PANI KITNA BHE GRAM HO AAG BOJHA SKTA HY(HAZRAT

Love story 1 din chiray ne

Love Story” 1 din chiray ne kaha k muje chor kr kbi tm urr to ni jaogi? Chirya boli: urr jaungi to tm pakr

1 admi ki shadi hui us ne

1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy Frnd: Us k

Newspaper mein ishtihar aya hmare pas aisi

Newspaper Mein ishtihar Aya ‘Hmare Pas Aisi Product Hy, Jisko Pehn Kar Aap Puri Dunia Ko Dekh Skte Hain,Mgr Apko Koi Nahi Dekh Skta

Boht mumkin he dunya cheen ly mujh

Boht mumkin he dunya cheen ly mujh se teri yadain Mazeed ab me tere gham ki hifazat kr nhe skta, Muje azad toq-e-aseeri bkhshnay

Sb sy jaldi razi hony wali hasti

Sb sy jaldi razi hony wali hasti ALLAH ki Zaat hy. Hmari nadamt ka ek anso Usay hmara bht Qareebi dost bna dta hy,

Sadqa e fitr yani wu sdqa ju

Sadqa e Fitr Yani wu sdqa ju eid k din hr mslman (BALIGH AUR NA.BALIGH) pr wajib hojati he. Ye sadqa daina wajib he

Faraz vs wasi urte hue parindon

FARAZ vs WASI…………………………… Urte hue parindon ko koi qaid nhi kr skta ‘Faraz’ Jo apne hote hain woh khud he loat aate hen sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

Neki jo log ye kehte hain

‘NEKI’ JO LOg Ye Kehte Hain K Aj Kal Neki Ka Zamana Nhi,TO WO LOg Insan Se Neki Ka BaDla Chahte Hain Lekin JO

Golden words kisi ki madad krtay

GOLDEN WORDS: Kisi Ki Madad Krtay Wqt Us K Chehre Ki Janib Mat Dekho Ho Skta Ha Us Ki Sharminda Aankhain Tumhare DiL May

Gabbr kitny aadmi thy samba sardar

Gabbr: Kitny aadmi thy? Samba: Sardar 2? Gabbr: Mujy ginti nai ati, 2 kitne hote hain? Samba: Sardar 2,1 k bad ata hai Gabbr:

Ek boorhay kisan ne apne begunah betay

Ek Boorhay Kisan Ne Apne BeguNah Betay Ko Jail Mai Khat Likha, ‘Pyare Bete! Mai Is Saal Aalo Ki Fasal Nhi Bo Skta Mj

Q karoon main ye dua k osy

Q KAROON MAIN YE DUA K OSY MRE OMER LAG JAYE…. …..SAGAR…. HO SKTA HY K KAL AKHRI DIN HO MRE ZINDAGI KA….

Hijr mai khoob rulatay ho kahan hotay

Hijr Mai Khoob Rulatay Ho Kahan Hotay Ho? Lot Kr Q Nhi Aatay Ho, Kahan Hotay Ho? Mujhse Bichhray Ho To Mehbob-e-Nazar Ho Kis

Insaan ki ghaltiyaan use wo dars deti

‘Insaan ki ghaltiyaan use wo dars deti hen jo use kisi darsgah se nhi mil skta.’ MOULA ALI A.S ‘JeaY MoHnjO MolA Hu$$aiN ä.$’HùB~è~A£ì

Bhang ka aik glass dimagh ko 3

Bhang ka aik glass dimagh ko 3 ghante tak A.C k barabr thandak pohncha skta hai. Bijli ki bajaye agr hr ghar me bhang

Hum se tashkeel muqaddar k sitare na

Hum se tashkeel muqaddar k sitare na howe, Zindgi aap thy’ or aap hamare na howe, Phir btao k bhala kis pe sitam dhao

Al quran ay nabi swa aap logon say

AL-QURAN ‘(Ay Nabi S.W.A) Aap logon say keh den k mai tmharay liye Nafa ya Naksan ka ikhteyar hargiz nhi rakhta Ap ye b

Bst msg my inbox 4 ever

‘Bst msg my inbox 4 ever’ JO EMAN tujhy Masjid tk nhi le ja skta wo tjhy JANAT Tk kaisy lyjaiga….?

Gunnah ko phelanay ka zariya kabhi mat

‘GUNNAH’ ko phelanay ka zariya kabhi mat bano, kyun k ho skta hai tm tou tauba kr lo pr jis ko tm ne gunah

Wo bndagi ki aisi misaal deta hai

Wo bndagi ki aisi misaal deta hai, Aawargi ko shriyat mein dhaal deta hai, Wo khush kalaam hai is drja baat krne mein, K

Wo blundi ha ali jaha koi ja

Wo blundi ha ‘ALI’ jaha koi ja nai skta Hr ksi k zrf me ALI sama nai skta Jis ALI ko janta ha KHUDA

Boy friend janu me tmhara mobile

Boy friend : Janu Me Tmhara Mobile Dekh Skta Hon? Girl friend : Han Janu Q Nhi, Just A Minute .*Delete* *Delete* *Delete* Ye

Agr apko raat ko sardi lgti ho

Agr apko raat ko sardi lgti ho to raat ko aik adad tez muli, Ubli hui Chane ki Daal, aur kala namak hazbe zaiqa

Yaqeen aata nhi dil k0 k aisa

Yaqeen aata nhi dil k0 k aisa h0 b skta hai, Hmara hal_e_ghm sun kr w0 zalim ro b skta hai, Kbi insan akela

Obama ne apne safeer ko pakistan mein

Obama ne apne safeer ko Pakistan mein 3 baten pta krny bheja. 1. Sb se strong cheez kia hai? 2. Sb se weak cheez

Ham se taskheer muqaddar k sitaare na

Ham se taskheer muqaddar k sitaare na howe Zindagi aap the or aap hi hmare na howe Phir btao bhala kis pe sitam dhao

Golden words ksi ko uski chapal

GOLDEN WORDS* Ksi Ko Uski ‘CHAPAL’ or Puranay LIBAS Ki Wjah Se ‘GHAREEB’ Na Smjho Ho skta hy wo ‘ MEM0N’ Ho..??

A humble requestfr0m me 2 uagr mri

A humble RequestFr0m Me 2 U..Agr mri taraf se kbi apko koi taklif pohnchi ho to muje Muaf kr deyn.h0 skta hai k mai

Koi aik prinda choose kro to me

Koi aik prinda choose kro to me tumko bta skta hun k tmhari aqal kitni taiz hai, Lion Fox Elephent Goat Tiger Camel Reply

Hazrat imam ghzali said j0 ghalti

‘Hazrat Imam Ghzali Said; J0 Ghalti kr nhe Skta wo FRISHTA hai Jo ghlti kr k ur pr dat jaye wo SHETAAN ha 0r

Wo mujhy chahta bhi hai per bta

Wo Mujhy Chahta Bhi Hai Per bta Nahi Sakta, Mujhe Bhulane Ka Sadma Utha Nahi Sakta, Ajeeb Hai Us Ki Mohabbat Ka Andaz, woh

Hum se taskheer muqadar k sitaray na

Hum se taskheer muqadar k sitaray na huay Zindgi aap thay, aur aap hmaray na huay Phir btao k bhala kis pe sitam dhaao

Love story ek din ek larke

*Love Story* Ek din ek larke se uski girlfrnd ne pucha k hum dono me se zyada pyar kon krta hy Ek dosre se?

Pas aa zara dil ki baat bataon

Pas Aa Zara Dil Ki Baat Bataon Tujh Ko, Kesey dharakta hai dil awaaz sunaon tujh ko, Aa k tu dekh ley dil pe

apny bed se pyar karo ye tumhara

-Apny BED se pyar karo ye tumhara apna hai. -Din ko aram karo ta k tm rat me so sako. -Books pakiza hain is

Me to sahil ka wo kinara hon

me to sahil ka wo kinara hon faraz jo use doobta to dekh skta he lekin kch kr nhi skta

Barishoon k mosam mai wqt andhairon

Barishoon k mosam mai… wqt k andhairon mai… mai ne us se pocha tha. chor to na jao gay,, hath thaam kr us ne..

Zamane me b dhoondo ge to hum

Zamane me b dhoondo ge to hum sa ho nahi sakta Hum to sada usay chahain ge jo apna ho nahi skta Bahut ujra

Aisa bohat kam hota hai k jaldbaz

‘AISA BOHAT KAM HOTA HAI K JALDBAZ INSAN NUQSAN NA UTHAY, AUR AISA HO HI NAI SKTA K SABAR KARNY WALA NAKAM HO’ HAZRAT

Talluq toot jaey ga mera saaray zmanay

Talluq Toot Jaey Ga Mera Saaray Zmanay Se, Mere Apnay Khafa Hongay Tumhen Apna Bnanay Se, Tumharay Sath Rehnay Se Mujay Tskeen Milti Hai,

Ab magar khuch b nhe ho

Ab magar khuch b nhe khuch nhe ho skta Apne jazbon se yeh Rangeen Shrarat na kro Kitne ‘Masoom’ ho ‘Nazuk’ ho Hmakat na

Yaqeen aata nh dil ko k esa

Yaqeen Aata Nh Dil Ko k esa ho B Skta hy Hmara Haal-e-Gham Sun kr wo Zalim ro B Skta Ha Kbi insan Akela

Guzr gaya jo zmana use bhula hi

Guzr gaya jo zmana use bhula hi do Jo naqsh ban nahi skta use mita hi do Guzr rha hy jo lamha use amar

Kisi ki shakl dekh kr uska mazaq

Kisi ki Shakl dekh kr uska mazaq na urao Ho skta ha us ‘Peepay k Mou’ waly ny tm sy Zyda sohni larki phasayi

Yahan khamosh nzron ka nzara kon bnta

Yahan khamosh nzron ka nzara kon bnta hai, boht gehre samndr ka kinara kon bnta hai.. chalo hum dekhte hain khd ko ab barbad

Dosti ke new example pathan khudkushi kar

(Dosti ke new Example) Pathan Khudkushi kar raha tha…. kesi nay Puch k kun kar rahy ho…?? Patha:Hamra BV Hamary Dost k 7 Bhag

Wo bndagi ki aisi misaal deta hai

Wo bndagi ki aisi misaal deta hai, Aawargi ko shriyat mein dhaal deta hai, Wo khush kalaam hai is drja baat krne mein, K

Hazart khalid bin waleed ra ne frmaya

‘Hazart Khalid Bin Waleed’ (R.A) ne frmaya’ Zindgi se ziada koi jee nhi skta Aur Mout se pehly koi mar nhi skta ‘Dunia k

Pani ankh me bhar k laya ja

pani Ankh Me bhar K laya Ja skta hy Ab B Jlta hoa shehr Bachya Ja skta hy Ik Mohbt Or Wo b nakam

complete krain 1

( Complete krain ) 1 = koi asa shkh’s jsne apko bdl dya ho? Ans: 2 = Agr dua se koi insan mil skta

Agar cha mai pura muslma to nhi

Agar Cha mai Pura MUsLma TO nhi Lekin Faqat Apne Din se RIshta To jod Skta hon Namaz Roza O Hajj O Zaqat kch

Ye duniya hai yahan pe ye tamasha

‘Ye Duniya hai Yahan Pe Ye Tamasha ho Bhi skta hai, ‘Abhi Jo Gham Hamara hai Tumhara ho Bhi skta hai,, ‘Na Ye Samjho

Hathiyron say jang tu jiti ja skti

Hathiyron say jang tu jiti ja skti hay mgr ksi ka dil nahi kun k dil sirf kirdar say jita ja skta hay

Painful reality 1 insan ko foji

Painful Reality 1 insan ko foji bnanay main 1 saal lagta hy, aur phir sari umer b lagay rho usay isnan nhi bnaya ja

China cricket q nai khelta k

china cricket q nai khelta?? . . . . . q k technical problem ha. . . sb k face 1 jese hain jo

Yahan khamosh nazron ka nazara kon banta

Yahan khamosh nazron ka nazara kon banta hai, Bht gehray samandar ka kinara kon banta hai, Chalo hum dekhtay hain khud ko ab barbad

Wo bndagi ki aisi misaal deta hai

Wo bndagi ki aisi misaal deta hai, Aawargi ko shriyat mein dhaal deta hai, Wo khush kalaam hai is drja baat krne mein, K

Q1 quran pak ki wo kon

Q.1: Quran pak ki wo kon c sura hai jis mein sirf aik zer ata hai. ANS: SURA E IKHLAS Q.2: Un 2 jandaron

1achi lag rhe ho 2kanjuso koi acha

1=Achi lag rhe ho. 2=Kanjuso koi acha hall book karwana thA. 3=Seedhi ho k baitho. 4=Tyar kahan se hui? 5=bs bhi karo ab rona

Ankahi bat ka izhar b ho skta

Ankahi bat ka izhar b ho skta hai. Pani jam jay to diwar b ho skta hai. Kya zururi hai musalle pe faqt zahid

Patta gir sakta hy pr drakht nhi

‘Patta’ gir sakta hy Pr ‘Drakht’ nhi.. ‘Suraj’ dob skta hy Pr ‘Asman’ nhi.. ‘Darya’ sukh skta hy Pr ‘Sumandar’ nhi.. ‘Dunya’apko bhol skti

8 amazing fact 1india me 95

8 AMAZING FACT. 1:INDIA me 95% log Milk nahi pete 2:U.K me ab tk jurwan bache peda nahi huwe 3:Nepal me Tigers insano k

Patta gir skta he pr drakht nhi

‘Patta’ gir skta he Pr ‘Drakht’ nhi ‘Suraj’dob skta hai Pr ‘Asman’nhi ‘Darya’sukh skta he Pr ‘Samandar nhi ‘Dunya’apko bhol skti he Pr ‘HUM’nhi.

Saray wadon ko bhula skta hun lekin

Saray Wadon Ko Bhula Skta Hun Lekin Choro Main Tumhen Chor K Ja Skta Hun Lekin Choro Tum Jo Hr Mor Pe Keh Dety

Pappu offered girl 4 sex girl tum

Pappu offered Girl 4 sex Girl: tum itne chotay ho meri jawani ka bojh kaisy uthao gay? Papu: janu manta hon k choha Bori

Dushmen kitna bhe acha dost bun jae

DUSHMEN KITNA BHE ACHA DOST BUN JAE OSE KABHI BHE APNA RAAZ NA BTAO QK PANI KITNA BHE GRAM HO AAG BOJHA SKTA HY(HAZRAT

Mai achay waqt se zyada acha dost

‘Mai Achay Waqt Se Zyada Acha Dost Azeez Rakhta Hon! Q’k, Acha Dost Acha Waqt Paida Kr Skta Hy, Mgr Acha Waqt Acha Dost

Hm kisi k armanon qaatil nhi thay

Hm kisi k armanon k qaatil nhi thay, 1 lamha b Uski yad se ghaafil nhi thay, Kiyon gila karien hum uski berukhi ka,

2 chiryo ki love story 1 din

2 chiryo ki love story: 1 din chira bola: Mjhe chor kr kbhi tm urh to nhi jaogi? Chirya: Urh jaun tu pakar lena

Dunya mein 6 arab log hain main

Dunya Mein 6 Arab Log Hain, Main nhi JantA K Main apko Q SmS BaijhtA RehtA Hon Shayad Is Lye K *5,999,999,999* Lögon mein

6 sawal chalange agr ap jwab

6 Sawal 6 Chalange Agr ap jwab de skte ho toplz reply Karna 1.Kis Shakhs Ka Birthday Hr Sal Nahi Ata ? 2. Dhop

Hazrat jibraeel nay kaha muhammad saww mai

Hazrat Jibraeel nay kaha Muhammad (S.A.W.W) Mai Zameen per maujood reit k hr Zarray ko gin sakta hoon, Samundar ki hr machli gin sakta

Technology ki jung google ne kaha ek

Technology ki Jung: Google ne kaha: ek word likho hazaron results dunga… Wikipedia bola: ek word likho hazaron pages dunga… Internet bola: mere bger

Hzrat abu bakar ne khilafat k 1

Hzrat Abu Bakar ne Khilafat k 1 maah baad Jumy k khutbay mai kaha: ‘Logo muj se khilafat ka Wazan nhi uthaya ja raha

Koi sheesha insan ki itni haqiqi

‘Koi Sheesha Insan Ki Itni Haqiqi Tasveer Pesh Nh Kr Skta Jitni Haqiqi Tasveer Uski Guftgu pesh Krti hi”

Suno ab sans ki amd o raft dushwar lgti

Suno Ab sans ki AMD-O-RAFT Dushwar Lgti hy Mohbat ki zuban se zindgi Bezar Lgti hy Wafa ki yad me hr Nigah Ashkbar Lgti

Kisi ka dil mat dukhao ho skta

‘Kisi Ka Dil Mat Dukhao Ho Skta He Wo Tum Se Itna Chahta Ho Jitna Marne Wala Zindagi Chahta he.’

Father jao beta mery liye 1 glas

Father, jao beta mery liye 1 glas pani ly k aao, beta: nahin abu mein nahin ja skta, mein game khel rha hoon. 2sra

khwab nagr h aankhen khole dekh

*’* Khwab Nagr H Aankhen Khole Dekh Rha Hon, Us Ko Apni Janib Ate Dekh Rha Hn, *’* Kis Ki Aahat Qarya Qarya Phel

1 jiss ko allah dua ki taofeeq

1* Jiss ko ALLAH dua ki taofeeq dy o kbi qaboliat se mehroon nhi reh sakta! 2* Jis ko ALLAH toba ki taofeeq dy

be naam musafir hon be nam

*’* Be naam musafir hon, be nam safar mera, Kis rah nikal jaon, kuch keh nhi skta, Be nam mri manzil be nam thikana

Wife ap muj se kitna pyar krte

Wife: ap muj se kitna pyar krte hai? Husbad: Mai tm se itna piyar karta hun k tumhara jhota Zehr b pe skta hun,

Hijr me kho0b rulaty ho kahan hoty

HIJR ME KHO0B RULATY HO KAHAN HOTY HO, LOT KR KYUN NI ATY HO KAHAN HOTY HO, MUJH SE BICHRY HO TO MEHBOB-E-NAZAR HO

Boy may i kiss u

Boy: May i kiss u ? Girl: no Boy:plz na may i kiss u ? Girl:nai na Boy:plz na kalny do na Girl:aby kaminey

Aik larka aik larki k sath pyar

Aik larka aik larki k sath pyar krta tha magr larki dekh nh skti thi larki na larky se keha k mai tm se

Ab magar khuch b nhe ho skta

‘Ab magar khuch b nhe khuch nhe ho skta Apne jazbon se yeh Rangeen Shrarat na kro Kitne ‘Masoom’ ho ‘Nazuk’ ho Hmakat na

Golden words kisi ki madad krtay

GOLDEN WORDS: Kisi Ki Madad Krtay Wqt Us K Chehre Ki Janib Mat Dekho Ho Skta Ha Us Ki Sharminda Aankhain Tumhare DiL May

Kisi ka dil mat dukhao ho skta

Kisi Ka Dil Mat Dukhao Ho Skta He Wo Tum Se Itna Chahta Ho Jitna Marne Wala Zindagi Chahta he.

Gazal talluq tot jaega mera sary

~~~~’Gazal’~~~~ Talluq tot jaega mera sary zmany se, Mere apny khafa honge tmhen apna banany se. Tmhary sath rehny se muje tasken milti thi,

Mile qasid agr hamdam to itna us

**…Mile QaSid AGr Hamdam tO Itna uS Se KEh Daina…** . . . **…Bina tEri mOhabbat K wO Banda G Nhi Skta…** .

Charsi bhai time kya hua hy

Charsi: Bhai time kya hua hy? Rahgir: sham k 6 bjy hen Charsi: subah se poch rha hon sub saaly alag alag time bta

Main shair hun mhbt mera mazhub he

main shair hun mhbt mera mazhub he mjhe tanha shabun mai jagna ata hey barsun tk main veerani se sadiyun khail skta hun mjhe

Pthan ne challege kia hai k wo

pthan ne challege kia hai k wo minare pakistanko sir pr utha kr peshawr leja skta hai hzaro log ekathe hogae pthan bola: bs

Insan bch skta hai 1takbur se

INSAN Bch skta hai. (1)Takbur se Salam k zarye (2)Musibt se Sadqe k zarye (3)Bemari se DUA k zrye (4)Hirs se Shukr k zrye

Mere mula karam kr day tou aisa

Mere Mula karam kr day Tou aisa kr b skta hai, Mere hathoon ki janib daikh inhain Tou bhar b skta hai.

Boy kya mai tmhara mobile dekh skta

Boy: Kya Mai tmhara mobile dekh skta hu? Girl: Han kiun nahi ik mint. *Inbox all Marked & deleted. Sent item all Marked &

Ab neend aanay ki tawaqqo hi nahi

Ab Neend Aanay Ki Tawaqqo Hi Nahi Rahi Hai, …’SAGAR’… Un Ki Yaadon Mein Jaag Jaag Kar Hum Sona Hi Bhool Gaye…. / Gud

Srdar ne chalnge kia k wo minar

Srdar ne Chalnge kia k wo Minar Pakstan ko sr pe utha k India ja skta ha Hzron log jma ho gae, Sadar bola

Techrjo mre swal ka jwab dega wo

Techr:jo mre swal ka jwab dega wo ghr ja skta hy sardar ne apna bsta khrki se bahr phenk diya techr ye ks ne

1 aadmi hi ki nature samjh skta

1 Aadmi Hi Aadmi ki Nature.. Samjh skta hy. Ghor Frmaiye ! Customer: Mujhy 1 Ladies suit chahiye Dukandar: Begum k liye chahiye ya

Altaf hussain ka boht shukria jis ne

Altaf Hussain ka boht boht shukria jis ne pareshan pakistani awam ko itna hansaya. Itna lamba show tu Mr.Been bi nhi kr skta.. Hahahahaha

1tm haq bat kehne se mt dro

1)Tm HAQ bat kehne se mt dro q k na koi tmhe mout de skta hai NA koi tmhare RIZQ me kmi krsakta hai

Hazrat umar bin khatab radiallah taala anho

Hazrat UMAR Bin Khatab (RadiAllah Ta’ala Anho) Ne Frmaya: Jb B Mujh Pr Musibat i to Mjhe is me 3 Nemtain Nzar Aein. 1.

Ye dil apko kbhi bhula nai skta

Ye dil apko kbhi bhula nai skta, Aisa kyon hy bta nai skta, Mushkil to ye hy k apko yaqeen nahi, Aur main dil

Hazrat imam ghzali said j0 ghalti

Hazrat Imam Ghzali Said; J0 Ghalti kr nhe Skta wo FRISHTA hai Jo ghlti kr k ur pr dat jaye wo SHETAAN ha 0r

Hathiyaron say jang tu jiti ja skti

Hathiyaron say jang tu jiti ja skti hay mgr ksi ka dil nahi kun k dil sirf kirdar say jita ja skta hay Imam

Is dunia me kitni ajeeb baat hy

Is Dunia me Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hy 50 kilo Anaaj Ka Bora Jo Utha skta Hai wo kharid nahi sakta or jo kharid sakta

1 aadmi hi admi ki nature samjh

1 Aadmi Hi Admi ki nature Samjh skta hy. Ghor Frmaiye Customer: Mujhy 1 Ladies suit chahiye Dukandar: Begum k liye chahiye ya koi

Hmara shia wo hota hai jo bhookh

‘Hmara Shia Wo hota hai jo Bhookh t0 bardasht kr skta hai, Pr ksi se sawal nhi krta. (Imam JAFFER SADIQ AS WasaL’il’shia hadees#12448)

Faraz vs wasi urte hue parindon

FARAZ vs WASI Urte hue parindon ko koi qaid nhi kr skta ‘Faraz’ Jo apne hote hain woh khud he loat aate hen. Wasi

Shanekarimi frishton se irshad mera banda

SHAN_E_KARIMI Frishton se irshad: Mera Banda agr neki ka irada b kre to neki likh do 0r neki kr dale to 1 ki 10

Tujhe pa b nhi skta kho kr

Tujhe Pa B Nhi Skta, Tujhe Kho B Nhi Skta, Tujhe Kr B Nhi Skta, Tera Ho B Nhi Skta. Meri Brdasht Se Ziyada

Challage 4 u ye kaam koi

Challage 4 U : Ye Kaam Koi B Nhi Kar Skta, Agr Kr Len To Qasam se Men Us k Numbr Par abi 50

0t mohaat hy nafrat nhi iqrar

|)0$T Mohaßßat hy nafrat nhi |)0$T Iqrar hy takrar nhi |)0$T Haqiqat hy khayal nhi Hr k0i |)0$T ko smajh nhi skta Qn k

1 sardar safar pe gaya chalte cahlte

1 Sardar safar pe gaya chalte cahlte raat ho gai us ne socha kisi ghar mein raat guzar lo.. 1st ghar: Sardar:kya may ap

Teri nazar k isharon se khail skta

Teri nazar k isharon se khail skta hun Jigar afroz shararon se khail skta hun Tumhare Daman-e-Rangeen ka aasra le kr Chaman k mast

12 sal ka bacha rape case me

12 sal ka Bacha RAPE case me Pkra Gya LADY wkeel nay Adalat mai Uski Lulli Pkri or Boli: Jaj sb Kia ye RAPE

Insani jism ki ragenveins 72000 kilo meter

Insani Jism Ki Ragen(Veins) 72,000 Kilo Meter Han. Dunya ka bare se bara Pump bhi 7,000 fit tak Pani de skta ha. Lkn ALLAH

Sardar aur machar aek larai my

sARDAR aur Machar Aek larai my sardar ny bullet proof jacket ki pehan rakhi thi kisi ny pucha Q Sardar ny jawab dya: jismy

Gunah ko phelanay ka zaria kbi mt

GUNAH ko phelanay ka zaria kbi mt bno,Ho skta hai tm tu tauba kr lo pr jis ko tm ny gunah py lagaya wo

Boy me tmhare lye smandar koood

Boy; me tmhare lye smandar me koood kar moti la sakta hon, paharr tor kar heera la skta hon,dodh ki nehr khod skta hon…..

Apny bed se pyar karo ye tumhara

Apny BED se pyar karo ye tumhara apna hai. -Din ko aram karo ta k tm rat me so sako. -Books pakiza hain is

Pas aa zara dil ki baat bataon

Pas aa zara dil ki baat bataon tujh ko, Kesey dharakta hai dil awaaz sunaon tujh ko, Aa k tu dekh ley dil pe

Maana k ghareeb hon ye bat

Maana k ghareeb hon ye bat such to he lakin tum agr apna banalo mjh ko’ Tumhara har ghum khareed skta hon

Kathan hai zindgi kitni safar dushwar kitna

kATHAN hAI Zindgi kitni, safar Dushwar Kitna Hai, Kbe Paon Nhe Chaltay, Kbe Manzal Nhe Milti, faqt Esay Guzaroo Tu, Ye roz-o-shab nha Kat’tay,

Qismt ko do pal me badl skta

Qismt ko do pal me badl skta hy Insan Jo Insan ko badl de wo Qismt nhi hoti Apni Qismat pe rota hy wohi

Mr chips dear katherine main tmhare

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