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sardarji SMS Messages

The doctor told sardarji that if he

The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometres a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of

Man sardarji aapke pas mobile hai to

Man: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja..? Santa: oye mene tujhe Phone kiya tha per andar se awaaz aai

in a party lady wanted to

• In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji

Qwhy is a sardarji standing below

Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? A:Because his doctor advised him ?Today?s dinner should be light?

Sardar his wife going 2 city

Sardar & his wife going 2 city in auto…. driver adjusted mirror.. sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife… go & sit back i

Sardarji his wife going to city

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I

Sardarji was asked what is a

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

Sardarji ghar mai mera he hukam chalta

SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai. Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai, Dost: Garam pani Q? Sardar:

Sardarji his wife going to city

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I

Sardar ji se kisi ne pocha

Sardar ji se kisi ne pocha: sardarji aqal bari ya bhens? sardar ji kafi dair sochte rahe phir kaha: ‘o pa ji… dono ki

In a party lady wanted to go

In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied

A sardarji went to a stdisdpco

A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. 🙁 Guess why ? bcoz there it was written ?Number dial karnay

How can a sardar kill lion

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I’ll drink poison n let lion

Nurse sardarji mubarak ho aap papa ban

Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!! Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!

Interviewer asked sardarji which are the

Interviewer asked sardarji: Which are the 2 latest versions of java? Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava

Oye paaji apni pregnant wife ko itne

Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai…….. Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery

Once santa singh was riding a cycle

Once Santa Singh Was Riding A Cycle And He Suddenly Hit A Girl! So Girl Shouted, ‘Sala Ghanti Nahi Maar Sakta Tha!!!’ And Sardarji

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like ‘Saala phone utha ke bolta

Sardarji was standing in front of the

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing? He said-I’m seeing how I

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days Guess why? because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married

In a party lady wanted to

In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied

Sardar k ghar chori ho gai chor

Sardar k Ghar Chori ho Gai Chor Uski B.V ka Zaivar Le Gaye: Logon ny kaha: Chalo Sardarji Izzat to Bach Gai Bhabi Ki.

A man asked sardarji why manmohan singh

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM

Once a sardarji tries to cheat the

Once A Sardarji Tries To Cheat The Indian Railways. He Is Thinking For A Novel Idea. He Thinks A Lot And Finally He Did

What does sardarji do after taking photocopies

What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies? He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.

One day evening a sardarji starts from

One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way… Friend: why

This sardarji goes to the see jurassic

This sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks

Nurse sardarji mubarak ho aap papa ban

Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!! Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!

Qwhy is a sardarji standing below tube

Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? A:Because his doctor advised him “Today’s dinner should be light”

American to sardaji hamaray country main 90

American to Sardaji: Hamaray country main 90% shadiyan Email se hoti hain Sardarji: kamal hai hamaray desh main 100% shadiyan Female se hoti hain

Sardarji kya baat hai dar kyon lag

sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema

Sardarji went to party and introduced his

Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this