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Running SMS Messages

A pathan goes to a hotel and

A Pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The

Facts of life 1 in a race

FACTS OF LIFE: 1) In a race b/w Cat & Mouse, mouse mostly wins, bcz Cat is running 4 food & Mouse 4 its

Sardarwhy are all these people runningmanthis is

Sardar:Why are all these people running? Man:This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar:If only the winner will get the cup,

Sardar running after a bus catches it

Sardar running after a bus, catches it & asks driver: ye bus teri maa lagti hai? Driver: nahi. To kya behan lagti hai? nahi.

You must be a thief coz you

You must be a thief coz you stole my heart. You must be tired coz you’re always running through my mind. And maybe I’m

1 day a crab was running on

1 day a crab was running on the sea shore. THE waves came and cleared the footprints of the crab. Crab asked: Being my

Life without love is like a tree

“Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit.” “Love has no other desire but to fulfill itself. To melt and be

Marriage processions is going to be departed

Marriage processions is going to be departed with running music, I am dancing Samajh aai? Nai? Kdi sakoolay Gya howain te pta lgay.master nu

Sardar1 why are you running so fast

Sardar1: why are you running so fast? Sardar2: to deliver this letter urgently. Sardar1: where? Sardar2: no time to read the address. Sardar1: ok

Success is like tip of the tail

Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its

You have to walk carefully in the

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover’s arms can only come later when you’re

Facing your fears builds strength but running

Facing Your Fears Builds Strength, But Running Away From Them Makes For An Excellent …. . . . Cardio Workout. . . =P =D

Girl i love you boy starts

Girl: I Love you Boy: (Starts Running)……! . . . Girl: Why are u Running? . . . Boy: To update my Relationship status

Daughter im in love with neighbour so

Daughter: Im In Love With Neighbour, So I’m Running Away With Him Dad: Thx Dear …U Save My Money & Time Daughter: Dad Im

Look into my eyes see the darkness

Look into my eyes See the darkness in my heart Look at all the lies See how they left there mark I can feel

Quaid e azam muhammad ali jinnah

Quaid E Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah Criticism Prise your Government when it deserves, criticize your Government fearlessly when it deserves, but do not go

And this our life exempt from public

And this our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in running brooks, sermons in stones, and good in everything. William

A sardar was running with his pregnant

A sardar was running with his pregnant wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, ‘O pernam singh, oye moti nu

Fact of life in the race betwen

Fact Of Life: In The Race Betwen Cat & Mouse, The Mouse Mostly Wins, Bcz Cat Is Running 4 Food & Mouse 4 Its

Sometimes in lifev run so fast dat

Sometimes in life,v run so fast dat v dont notice anyone running with us. V notice THEM only,when v fall & THEY stop 2

Take good care of yourself friend we

Take good care of yourself, friend. We hope to see you up and running and back at Kommies again. The place just isn’t the

Sometimes in life we tend to run

Sometimes in life, we tend to run so fast that we don’t notice friends running with us, we only notice them when we fall

Sometimes in life we tend to run

Sometimes in life, we tend to run so fast that we don’t notice friends running with us, we only notice them when we fall

U must b a great runner bcoz

u must b a great runner bcoz u r always running in my mind………but i m a bad shooter bcoz i MISS U ALWAYS….

Wife running after a garbage truck am

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage? Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.