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RAHI SMS Messages

Rahi nagufta mere dil mein dastan meri

rahi nagufta mere dil mein dastan meri na is dayar mein samjha koi zaban merii barang-e-saut-e-jaras tujh se dur hun tanha khabar nahin hai

Tamaasha takti rahi duniya hamari maut ka

Tamaasha Takti Rahi Duniya Hamari Maut Ka Dosto. . . . Na Janay Kis Jurm Ki Mili sAzA Yaad Nahi

Mohabbat chikhati rahi dil qatra qatra

Mohabbat chikhati rahi. Dil qatra qatra. Rooh ki tanhaiyon min rota raha. Aankhen tumhara aks sajaye. Shabnam shabnam ro kar. Nadiyan bahati rahin. Hasraten

tum pasandidah kitab ho

[ Tum pasandidah kitab ho ] Aksar sochti rahi !! Main tumhari sabse zyada Pasandida kitab ki tarah hoon Jo neend mein bhi Tumhare

sardar ki biwi maikay ja rahi

*. .Sardar ki biwi Maikay Ja Rahi thi. Sardar packing krte Hue Sochta hy: ‘Kitni Bholi hy, Main sath Nhi Ja Rha, phir bhi,

Larka larki se poora ander gaya

Larka Larki Se: Poora Ander Gaya..? Larki: Ahhhh..Haan Gaya.. Larka: Tight Hai Kia Ziada Takleef To Nahi Ho Rahi..? Larki: Uuff..Haan Thori Thori.. Larka:

Iss karri dhoop men jaltay hoye paaon

Iss karri Dhoop Men Jaltay Hoye Paaon Ki Tarah, Tu Kisi or K Aangan Men Hy Chaaun Ki Tarah, Tu To Waaqif Hy Mere

Na rahi aaj wo apni kahani

*Na Rahi Aaj Wo Apni Kahani, Na Wo Hasin Din Na Wo Raatein Suhani, Phir Bi Humein Aziz Hai Unki Har Nishani, Chahe Wo

Husband aur wifw mein jagra huwa to

Husband aur wifw mein jagra huwa to wife ne apni maa ko fone kia. maa mera un se jhagra ho gya hai. main 2,3

Tu jo phool ki manind na rahi

Tu jo phool ki manind na rahi mere liye mein bikher jaoon gaa khushboo e pareeshan ki tarah..

Ek ahat si ho rahi hay jo

ek ahat si ho rahi hay jo maray damagh mein,,,,, dastak hay maray dil pe wo maray zameer ki

Sehar qareeb andheron ko door hona hai

Sehar Qareeb Andheron Ko Door Hona Hai Zaleel Dushman e Deen Ko Zaroor Hona Hai Bata Rahi Hain Yeh Tabdeeliyan Zamanay Ki Kisi Wali

Ek larki sarak pe akeli ja rahi

Ek Larki Sarak Pe Akeli Ja Rahi Thi Piche Se Ek Boy Bola : Ghar Tak Lift Chaiye Kya? Girl: Bhag Ja Saley 3

Aik roop k sagar me nahati rahi

Aik Roop K Sagar Me Nahati Rahi Aankhein. Kuch Khab Mere Dil Me Sajati Rahi Aankhein. Yadon K Dariche Pe Wo Deti Rahein Dastak.

Yaad teri jab bhi aai wafa roti

Yaad teri jab bhi aai wafa roti rahi aankh se barsa wo baadal k intaha hoti rahi Kal najanay kya sitam tuta teri yaad

Unke sang bitaye lamho ki yaad

Unke Sang Bitaye Lamho Ki Yaad Aaye Ja Rahi Hai Fark Nahi Padta Kuch Mujhe Begaano Ki Gaaliyon Se Bhi Par Mere Apno Ki

Zindagi bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi pata

ZINDAGI Bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi,.. Pata nahi kis aur jaa rahi hai,.. Guzre waqt ko dabaye hue,… Jaane kis mod par aa rahi

Mom roohi kyu ro rahi ho poohi

Mom: Roohi Kyu Ro Rahi Ho? Poohi: Teacher Ne Mara. Mom: Kyu? Roohi:Maine Usko Murghi Kaha Kyuki Usne Mujhe Test Mein Anda Diya

Ik indian police inspector ke ghar chori

Ik Indian Police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi. Wife: Utho ji, ghar me chori ho rahi hai. Indian Police Inspector: Mujhe sone

Aur koi sunay na sun rahi

Aur Koi Sunay Na Sunay Sun Rahi Hain Meri Sada Zainab (S.A) Woh Jo Kabay Ne Orh Rakhi Hai Asal Mein Hai Teri Rida

Meri surkh ankhain mujay bata rahi hainmohsin

Meri surkh surkh ankhain mujay bata rahi hain’Mohsin’ Phir subah kerdi main nay usay yaad kertay kertay,

Aap ki duniya hamare naam thi ke

Aap ki duniya hamare naam thi Aap ke bin zindagi kis kaam ki Aap ne hum se taalluq torr kar Ghair se rasm-e-muhabbat aam

Kahein se aai hy awaz phir mohabat

Kahein se aai hy awaz phir se mohabat ka karein aghaz phir se kisi ki yad karwat le rahi hy mere dil k bajay

Hum to aaj bhi aap ko usi

Hum to Aaj Bhi Aap Ko Usi Tarah CHAHATEIN Hain,, ***ANMOL*** Jaise Sookha Huwa Darkhat Barish Ka Talabgar Hota He.. _.-” ANMOL RAHI.1 ”-._

Shadi k 2nd din wife janu nashta

Shadi k 2nd din wife: Janu Nashta karna hy? Husband: Sex hi hmara Nashta hy ye kehte hi Sex start Wife: Duphar ko, Lunch

Hazaar chehron me mil rahi thin shabahaten

”Hazaar Chehron Me Mil Rahi Thin Shabahaten Teri Mgr… Dil Ki Ye Hi Marzi Thi K… Agr Tu Nahi To Koi Tujh Sa Bhi

Kis tarha dekh rahi ho tumhara

Kis tarha dekh rahi ho?? : Tumhara apna hoon,, Tassalli rakho….

hawa bhi chal rahi hai aur

*’* Hawa Bhi Chal Rahi Hai Aur Jagti Hai Rat Bhi, *’* Koi Agr Kahe To Hum Sunaen Dill Ki bat Bhi *’*

Sucha dost wo hota hai jo examination

Sucha Dost Wo Hota Hai Jo Examination Hall K Bahir Khara Ho Kar Aapko awaz dey ‘Kaminey Top Kare Ga Kya? Jaldi Bahar Nikal

Aa dil pe mere hath rakh meri

Aa Dil pe mere hath rakh meri dharkanon ko Qara de Meri sans to hi chal rahi par main je taha hon zara zara…!

Main kon hon main yehi bata nahi

Main kon hon main yehi bata nahi paya Main tum se apma taaruf kara nahi paya Na jane kitne bras us se baat hoti

Parveen shakir wada nhi krti k sath

‘PArveen ShAkir” WAdA nhi krti k sAth nibhA pAongi MAIN, SAth tery omAr bhr zindgi bitA pAongi MAIN, KiA pAtA Ab kA mosAm kb

Hm sb aadhi veerani k azab mai

hm sb aadhi veerani k azab mai mubtila hain aadhi veerani jo puri veerani se ziada veeran aur aziat nak hoti hey halan ke

Sms send krna to ik bahana tha

Sms send krna to ik bahana tha irada to ap ka ek pal churana tha Hamain ap ki yad aa rahi hai bus itna

Sad poemwo listen likhti rahi mei lesson

*SAD POEM* Wo listen listen likhti rahi, mei lesson lesson perhta raha Wo dream dream likhti rahi, mei drum drum perhta raha Wo call

Bikhre hue jazbaat hein toote khwaab

Bikhre hue jazbaat hein Toote hue khwaab hein Ye jazbaat meri daulat hai Yeh khwaab meri saughaat hai Lamha lamha behlaati rahi Teri yaad

Aaj bhi shaam udaas rahi poet mohsin

Aaj Bhi Shaam Udaas Rahi Poet: Mohsin Naqvi AaJ Bhi Tapti Dhoop Ka Sehraa,, Tere Narm Lab’On Ki Shabnam,, Saye Se MehrOOm Raha,, Aaj

Kuch khushi ke pal leke aayi yeh

Kuch Khushi Ke Pal Leke Aayi Yeh Zindagi Phir Sapne Suhane Bunne Lagi Yeh Zindagi Maine Kiya Sawal Toh Jawab banke Aayi Yeh Zindagi

Aaj guzri us mod se jahan pehli

aaj guzri us mod se jahan pehli baar mile the hum tha wohi samaa wohi shaam aur gaur kiya tha to tareekh bhi wohi

Teacher homewrk kiun nhi kiya stdnt

Teacher; homewrk kiun nhi kiya? Stdnt; sir,light nhi thi Teachr; to mom batti jala lete Student; sir,maachis nhi thi Teachr; Machis kiun nai thi

Ankhon ma raha dil otar kar nai

ankhon ma raha dil ma otar kar nai dekha kashti k musafir na smandar nai dekha karty hain hassad apne rafeequn sa mere dost

Taareki k saye main bojhal pan

Taareki k Saye Main Bojhal Pan Ke Chadar orhay Bheegi Lekin Peyasi Aankhain Janay Kab Say Tera Rasta Daikh Rahi Hain…

Guzar rahi hai wo be lutf zindagi ghalib

Guzar rahi hai wo be-lutf zindagi Ghalib! Na dil lagi mei maza hai Na dil lagaane mei…

Mohabbaton ki ye wardaten koi sune ga

Mohabbaton ki ye wardaten koi sune ga to kya kahe ga. . . .? Ye bahki bahki hamari baten koi sune ga to kya

Kon apna tha kiss pe yaqeen kerte

Kon apna tha kiss pe yaqeen kerte . humari hasrat hi rahi hum b muhabatt krte. us ne samja hi nahi qabil apne.jan warna

Part1 main akeli thi tanha thi

part1 Main akeli thi, tanha thi .. bezari aur laachari main , jabh nikli bahir ghar se main. thandi hawa ne mujhe galay lagaya

Suhag raat ko dulha bra maza aya bv

Suhag-Raat ko dulha ko bra maza aya bv se bola: Shabash boht snbhal k rakhi thi tm ne phudi bv : Shabash do meri

Lamhoo men qed kar de jo sadiyon

Lamhoo Men Qed Kar De Jo Sadiyon Ki Chahaten.. Hasrat Rahi K esa Koi Apna Bhi Talabgar Hota….

Azan hoti rahi main sunta raha per

Azan hoti rahi main sunta raha per ghafil raha namaz say, Ab kia faida shoq-e-namaz ka jab ho rahi hai namaz meri.

Aap ko pata hai k pakistan mein

Aap ko pata hai k ‘PAKISTAN’ mein kia ho raha hai+? ? . . . . . . . . . . . .

Kuchch kadam mere humraah bunker chaliye jindagi

Kuchch kadam mere, humraah bunker chaliye Jindagi hai apani, na majdhar bunker chaliye; Hausale hon to, sapane bhi hain nikhar jate Raah hai apani,

Poet azim rahi log karte hain

Poet: Azim Rahi Log Karte Hain Kuch Paas Na Aa, Hum Faqeeroon Ke Itne Paas Na Aa, Ja Chuka Hai To Khuwaab Mein Aa

Madam bathroom se naha k nikli to

Madam bathroom se naha k nikli to dekha nokar jhank raha tha, Madam-kyu jhank rahe the? Nokar-Apne hi to kaha tha me naha rahi

Dost kia khob wafayoo ka silla daytay

dost kia khob wafayoo ka silla daytay hay har nayay mor pay ak zakham nayay daytay hay tum say to kher garhi bhr ki

Husband jaan socha call ker loontum miss

Husband: Jaan Socha call ker loon.Tum miss ker rahi hogi? Wife: 5 min pehly jo larai hui thi wo kya tha? Husband: fittay munh,

Rat dehleez per muntazir rahi aankhain tum

Rat dehleez per muntazir rahi aankhain,, TUM na aaye to koi khawab he bheja hota…!!!

shuaa e husn tere ko chupati

*’* Shuaa E Husn Tere Husn Ko Chupati Thi, Wo Raoshni Thi K Surat Nazar Na Aati Thi, *’* Kisy Milen Kahan Jaen K

Barsaat aaa bhi chuki too ne

Barsaat Aaa Bhi Chuki Too ne aik roz kaha tha mujh se Door tujh se ma agar ho jaaoon Jaal duniya ka hai rangeen

Komal palkown par baraf pari hai sapnow

Komal Komal Palkown Par, Baraf Pari Hai Sapnow Ki…. Katra Katra Bheeg Rahi Hai, Soorat Ik Khialown Ki…. Sookhay Sookhay Lamhown Kay Patown Pay,

Ghaira hay is tarah mujhe wehshat k

Ghaira hay is tarah mujhe wehshat k jaal ne Sab khwab mere doob gaye is malaal mein Mujh se nazer chura k guzerne lagi

Hosakta hai ab meri himmat na rahi

Hosakta hai ab meri himmat na rahi ho ho sakta hai dil mera na sah sake koi naya gum Kahne ko to jana! tum

Sardar english k paper mein fail ho

Sardar English k Paper mein Fail ho gya. Translations ki wjah se: 1. Main aik Aam Admi hoon. (I am a Mango man) 2.

Band darwaaze ke andar woh toote

Band Darwaaze Ke Andar Woh Toote Hue Khuwab Woh Behte Hue Aansu Woh Tadapte Hue Armaan Woh Sisakti Hasraten Woh Dhalakte Hue Aanchal Woh

Pathan ko sarak kinary peshab kartay daikh

Pathan ko sarak Kinary Peshab Kartay Daikh Kar Lerki rasta Badalnay lagi Pathan Bola: Guzr jao BAJI, Tum jis se darr Rahi ho, usay

Meri aankhon me nmi ka hi smaan

Meri aankhon me nmi ka hi smaan rehta hai, DiL me ik dard jo muddat se jawaan rehta hai, Wo jo kehta tha k

Main tumharay aks ki aarzoo mein bass

Main tumharay aks ki aarzoo mein bass aayina hi bani rahi Kabhi tum na samnay aa sakay, kabhi mujh pay gard pari rahi Woh

Reporter pathan sesab kese mar gaye

Reporter Pathan Se;Sab Pathan Kese Mar Gaye? Pathan Elan Hua K Train Platform Per Aa Rahi Hai Sab Ne Jan Bachanay K Liye Patri

1 teacher ko susu k naam se

1 teacher ko susu k naam se sakht nafrat thi. Teacher ne students se kaha: ‘Jab susu aaye to bolna ‘Aap aya hai’ 1

Kaanch ki chori kitni sada pyari

“Kaanch Ki Chori” Kitni Sada, Kitni Pyari, Kanch Ki Chori Jesi Larki, …College K Ik Kamry Me Bethi, Jany Kya Kuch Soch Rahi Thi,

Wafa k roth janay per gazal takhleeq

WAFA K ROTH JANAY PER GAZAL TAKHLEEQ HOTI HAY KABHI SAJAN MANANAY PER GAZAL TAKHLEEQ HOTI HAY MAIN LAFZO KO MILA DETA HOO SOCHO

Apne aagaaz se aaaj tak zindagi

Apne Aagaaz Se Aaaj tak Zindagi Teri Hi Yaad Main Gum Rahi Phir Bhi Jaane Kyon Yeh Ihsaas Hai Jaise Chaahat Meri Kam Rahi

Muddat ke baad dekha use badla hua

Muddat Ke Baad Dekha Use Badla Hua Tha Woh Najane Kiya Hadsa Hua Sehma Hua Tha Woh Mujhe Dekh Kar Usne Chehra Tou Chupa

Pathan india gaya wahan barish ho rahi

Pathan India Gaya Wahan Barish Ho Rahi Thi: Wo Mandir Mai Ja Kar Bhagwan Ko Bahir Phaink Kar Bola, . . . “Kaddi Naa

Ek ye hi aarzu rahi dil me

Ek Ye Hi Aarzu Rahi Dil Me Muddaton SeKoi Hume Bhi Chahe Dil Ki Shiddaton SeBahut Veeran c Hai Zindagi ApniK Koi Nawaz De

Hr insan chaha hai k usay kamyabi

Hr insan chaha hai k usay kamyabi mil jay Laki Jb MASJID se awaz ati hai ‘HAYYA ALAL FALAH'(Aao kamyabi ki traf) tou koi

Ek 72 saal ki budhi meku kar

ek 72 saal ki budhi meku kar rahi thi jis per us k 82 saal k budhe shohar ne kaha k a zulekha ki

Husband suhag raat ko me shadi se

Husband Suhag raat ko: Me shadi se pehle buhat Aurton k sath SEX kar chuka hoon BV sharmate hue: Me itni der se yehi

Baap tum ne apni ammi se unchi

Baap: Tum ne apni ammi se unchi awaz mein bat ki? Beta: Mujhe pata hai k apko jalan ho rahi hai Baap: Woh kese?

Uss ki pasand khatir kiya kuch na

Uss Ki Pasand Ki Khatir Kiya Kuch Na Kiya hum ny,, ‘Rahi’ Ussey Roshni Pasand Thi Hum ny KHUD ko Jala Diya,,,….. ~R.F~

Aik admi ne kisi se 5o000 rupey

AIK ADMI NE KISI SE 5O,000/- RUPEY UDHAR LIYE OR KAHA K BHAI MAIN BOHAT PARESHAN HOON MUJEHEY BOHAT ZAROORAT HAI MUJHEY MAIN BOHAT

Nazar mein utar jate hain gulab ahista

Nazar Mein Utar Jate Hain Gulab Ahista Ahista, Mohabbat Ho Rahi Hy Be-Hijaab Ahista Ahista, Suna Hy Wo Kitabon Me Hamara Naam Likhtey Hain,

Hum se khelti rahi duniya taash k

Hum Se Khelti Rahi Duniya Taash K Patton Ki Tarha! ‘a dost’ Jis Ne Jeeta Us Ne Bhi phenka’…. Jis Ne Haara Us Ne

Film k poster uper kisi peer urras

Film k poster k uper kisi peer k urras ka poster lag gaya dono thory phat gay or txt ye ban gaya 1 ticket

Hain parinday soo basoo le k har

Hain Parinday soo basoo, le k har ik gul ki boo, kar rahe thay guftagoo, ‘BAALAGHAL ULAA BE KAMAAL_E_HI’. Thi Munawar sab Fizaa, jahan

Mat torr woh taluk jo teri zaat

Mat Torr Woh Taluk Jo Teri Zaat Se Hai, Tu Khafa Meri Kis Baat Se Hai…. Tu Bhi Na Uljha Kar Mujhse Is Tarah,

Ek naam kya likha tera saahil ki

Ek Naam Kya Likha Tera Saahil Ki Rait Par Phir Umar Bhar Hawa Se Meri Dushmani Rahi

Ek kasak jo lafz ki aghosh mai

EK KASAK JO LAFZ KI AGHOSH MAI SISAK RAHI THI ek dua jo door arsh pe bhtak rahi thi wo dua jo tote dil

Tum rut jagon ki bheer main lamha sakoon

Tum Rut-Jagon Ki BheeR Main Lamha Sakoon Ka Ho Tum Bewafa Ruton Main Hawala Ho IshQ Ka Tum Baybasi Ho Phir Bhi Muheet-e-Hawaas Ho

Neelay libas main janne wo kia lag

neelay libas main janne wo kia lag rahi thi Chand ne kaha apsara lag rahi thi badal ne kaha ghata lag rahi thi Dhanak

Ab uske dil pe meri hukumat nahi

Ab Uske Dil Pe Meri Hukumat Nahi Rahi Ab Dastaras Se Yeh Bhi ilaaqa Nikal Gaya

Insan bhi intehai bewaqoof hy chahta k

Insan Bhi Intehai Bewaqoof HY Chahta HY K Usy KAMYABI Mile Lekin Jab MASJID Se AZAAN Me (5)Martaba Aawaz Aati HY HAYYA ALAL FALLAH

1 pathan achank 2 cigrates peene laga

1 pathan achank 2 cigrates peene laga bv: aj kal 2 cigrate pee rahe ho, Q? Pathan: dost ki yad aa rahi he, 1

Zafar us ko admi na janiye ga

Zafar Us Ko Admi Na Janiye Ga, Go Ho Kaisa Hi Sahib-e-Fehm-o-Zaka. Jisy Aesh Mai Yad-e-Khuda Na Rahi, Jisy Taesh Mai Khof-e-Khuda na Rha!

Yhi jo hickiyan musalsal tuhi aa rahi

Yhi Jo Hickiyan Musalsal Tuhi Aa Rahi Ha Akser,,,, KOi La Raha Ha Shaid Tere Nam Chopki Chopki,,,, **SAAS**

Faryaad ker rahi hay meri tarasti hui

Faryaad ker rahi hay meri tarasti hui nigha, Dekhe huye kisi ko bohat din guzar gaye

Zameen keh rahi hai falak raha aisa

Zameen Keh Rahi Hai Falak Keh Raha Hai Aisa Koi Jora Pehley Daikha Kahe Na Hai Jaisa Jora Ali(a.s) O Fatima(s.a) Ka Bana Hai

Kaise woh lot aiye k fursat usy

Kaise woh lot aiye k fursat usy nahi Duniya samajh rahi hai muhabat usy nahi Lgta hai aa chuki hai kami uske piyar main

Rihta hy dam khafa mere seene my

Rihta hy dam khafa mere seene my hr gharri,, Rothay hovaye ko haye kahan tak manaye Dil, Ya Dilruba he ab isy le kr

A boy told his frnd yar aik

A boy told his frnd, ‘yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai’ . frnd answered ‘ sahi se dekh hans k

Chalo main maan leta hun ye

Chalo Main Maan Leta Hun.. Ye Duniya Jhoot Kehti Hai.. Tumein Hum Se Nahi Ulfat, Chalo Main Maan Leta Hun.. Tumhari beqarari Ki.. Wajah

2 ashk meri yaad min baha dete

2 Ashk Meri Yaad Min Baha Dete To Kiya Jata, 4 Phol Meri Lash Pr Charha Dete To Kiya Jata, Aaye Ho Meri Maiyat

Maine dil diya pyaar ki had thi

maine dil diya pyaar ki had thi aare jaan di aethbaar ki had thi FaHaD mar gaye hum kuli rahi aankhein yeh mere intezaar

Barsoon kay intizaar ka anjaam likh dia

Barsoon Kay Intizaar Ka Anjaam Likh Dia Kaaghaz Pay Shaam Kaat Kay Phir Shaam Likh Dia Bikhri Pari Thi Toot Kay Kaliyaan Zameen Per

Har se dola chala laadli ka

har se dola chala laadli ka Kya nazara hai yeh zindagi ka Itne naazo se paala tha hamne Har taraze sambhala tha hamne Aaye

Yun na mil mujhse khafa ho jaise

Yun na mil mujhse khafa ho jaise Saath chal mouj-e-saba ho jaise Log yunhi dekh ke hans dete hain Tu mujhe bhool gaya ho

Mariz doctor se sahb g ye dawa

Mariz doctor se; sahb g ye dawa to kahin se nahen mil rahi. patha doctor; oo hoo dawai likhna to main bhool hi gaya

Aj tu besabab udass hai jii ishq

AJ TU BESABAB UDASS HAI JII ISHQ HOTA TU KOI BAAT B THI JALTA PHIRTA HOON DOPHARON MAI JANE KIA CHEEZ KHO GAYE MERI

Roo b roo go ki bahaaney hazaar kartee hun

Roo-b-roo, go ki, bahaaney hazaar kartee hun! Yaar, par, sach hai, ki, mein tujhko pyaar kartee hun! Guzar rahi hai umra hijra ki dopaharee

1 din ek pagal lrki phulon se

1 Din Ek Pagal Lrki Phulon Se Khel Rahi Thi Halke Halke Baaten Kar K Phulon Ko Gale Laga Rahi Thi.. Shayad Kuch Soch

Karray hain hijar k lamhaatuss se keh

Karray Hain Hijar k Lamhaat,Uss Se Keh Dena Bikhar Rahi Hay Meri Zaat,Uss Se Keh Dena Hawa-e-Mousam- e-Gham Uss k Shehar Jaye To Mery

Police man jail mai kese aye

Police man : jail mai kese aye? Sardar : media ki Larki interview kar rahi thi, Us k seenay par ‘PRESS’ likha hua tha,

ghazal kabi zid mein tere

*¤* GHAZAL*¤* Kabi zid Mein Tere Ho Gaye, Kabi Dil Ne Tuje Ganwa Diya, Isi Kashmakash Mein Rahe Sada, Tu Ne Yad Rakha Ya

Mein raat bhaar rota raha khuli

Mein raat bhaar rota raha Khuli ankhon sotta raha Nikalte ansoon se mein Apna taan yoon hi bhigota raha Ek ek ansoo kutch kehta

2touching line be jaa bhattk rahi hain nigahin

2/TOUCHing-LiNe be-jaa bhattk rahi hain nigahin idher audher ab bhi pss ghubaar,rawan kuch na kuch to hai

Aey dosto matta e wafa hy wo dastan

Aey Dosto Matta-e Wafa hy Wo Dasta’n Dohra Rahi hy jis ko Zamanay ki hr Zuba’n koofay Me jab Ziyaad L.a ka Baita tha

Ik roop k saager mai nahati rhi

Ik roop k saager mai nahati rhi aankhen.. Kuch khwab mery dil mai sajati rahi aankhen.. Yadon k dreechy pe wo deti rahi dastak..

Dil diya hay aytabar ki had thi

Dil diya hay aytabar ki had thi jan di ha ya mere piyar ki had thi, Marr gya me khuli rahi aankheen ya tere

Sardar 2 hotel manager jaldi chalo meri

Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai’ …. Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr:

Sardar beta ye kaisi machis lay kar

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar

Faslay aise bhi hongay yeh kabhi socha

faslay aise bhi hongay yeh kabhi socha na tha saamne betha tha mere aur woh mera na tha woh k khusboo ki tarhan phela

Ghaira hay is tarah mujhe wehshat k

Ghaira hay is tarah mujhe wehshat k jaal ne Sab khwab mere doob gaye is malaal mein Mujh se nazer chura k guzerne lagi

Taxi driver to sardar sardar ji petrol

Taxi driver to sardar:- Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi

Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi thi thora kha k breziar ma chupa liya, Sir ne pucha ye kya kr rahi ho sat

1 race ho rahi thi us me

1 Race ho rahi thi. Us me 1 Pathan b tha. Elan hua ‘1 2 3 Go’. Sub bhage Pathan nai bhaga. Coach: Khan

Biwi kitchen se boli sunte ho main

Biwi kitchen se boli: Sunte ho Main Din Ba Din khubsurat Hoti Ja Rahi hun Shohar: Acha Wo kaise? Biwi: Ab to Mujh se

Meharbani kr k is msg ko itna

Meharbani Kr k Is Msg Ko Itna 4wrd Karein K Zubaidah Aapa tak Pohanch Jaye “Aapa” Ammi Keh rahi hain Ufone k signal nahi

2 pyaj 3 lahsun 5 gm

2 pyaj, 3 lahsun, 5 gm jeera, 3 kali mirch, 2 spoon namak, 4 spoon oil, 1 cup water Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.

Wife main maike ja rahi hoontujhe tallak

Wife- Main maike ja rahi hoon,tujhe tallak ki notice bhej dungi! Husbnd-‘Ja ja, mithi-mithi batein karke mujhe khush karne Ki koshish mat kar.

Gulab rut me haseen chehro hamein batao

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