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RAHI SMS Messages

Wo keh rahi thi samander nahi hain

Wo keh rahi thi samander nahi hain ankhein hain FARAZ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Main un main doob gaya etbaar kerte huye,,,!

Adhoori si hai zindagi adhooray hain hum

Adhoori Si Hai Zindagi Adhooray Hain Hum Bujh Rahi Hain Sansein Jal Rahay Hain Hum Badaltay Mosamon Ne Sikhaya Hai Bohat Kuch Lekin Panay

Aaj aap ke raat ki acchi

Aaj aap ke Raat ki Acchi Shuruwat Ho, Pyaar bhare Sapno ki Barsaat Ho, Jinko Din Bhar Dhundhti Rahi aapki Palke, Rub Kare Sapno

Tapti hui raahon pe phiraaya mujhe din

tapti hui raahon pe phiraaya mujhe din bhar yoon tere tasawur ne sataya mujhe din bhar dil main wo kasak chorr gaya subha ka

Koi waada nahin phir bhi tera intizaar

Koi Waada Nahin Phir Bhi Tera Intizaar Hai Judaai K Baad Bhi Mobile Say Pyar hai Teray Chehray Ki udaasi De Rahi Hai Gawaahi

Saath chalne main jo maza hota woh

Saath chalne main jo maza hota Woh humain bhi kabhi mila hota Yeh hi hasrat rahi hamari faqat Saath apne koi chala hota Hum

Teri dosti ki yu saza pa rahi

teri dosti ki yu saza pa rahi hun main khud se hi kitna bichhadti rahA hun na kashti na maanjhi na koi kinara ye

1 sweet si choti larki or larka

1 Sweet Si Choti Larki Or Larka Beth Kar 2no Ek Sat Ro Rahy The, Un Se Pocha Gaya K Tum 2no Kyun Ro

Bohat udas hy koi shaks tere jane

Bohat Udas Hy Koi Shaks Tere Jane Se Ho Sake To Lot Aa Kisi Bahane Se Police Dhund Rahi Hy Tumhen Her Jaga Aaj

Wo samar tha meri duaaon ka

Wo samar tha meri Duaaon ka Usay kisne apna bana lia Meri Neend kisne Ujaar di Mera khwab kisne chura lia Tujhe kia bataon

Kaha tha tum saymera intezaar na karna

Kaha tha tum say…mera intezaar na karna dunya chahey jo kahey tum aitebar na karna Aisa ho chuka hai kayee bar pehlay bhi ab

Koi khawahish nahi rahi hasratain bhi mit

koi khawahish nahi rahi, hasratain bhi mit gayin…… zindgi tu ne mujhe be-misaal bna diya……

Kaise woh lot aye ke fursat usse

Kaise woh lot aye ke fursat usse nahin duniya samajh rahi hai mohabbat usse nahin. lagta hai aa chuki hai kami us ki chah

Boy aj kaisa feel kar rahi ho

Boy: Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho? Girl: Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye

Udaas tehreer prh k meri mery sanam

Udaas Tehreer Prh K Meri, Mery Sanam Muskra Na Dena Ye Aakhri Khat Main likh Raha Hon Khyal Krna Jala Na Dena Guzr Rahi

When a girl send a smile in

When A Girl Send a Smile in Chat Box Than What Does It Means ?? . . .. . End of Conversion… Chall Beta

Usko paa kar kibhi tu khona tha

Usko paa kar kibhi tu khona tha, Ye hadsa kabhi tu hona tha, Wo tor kar aksar mujhe Chorti rahi, Jese men uss ke

Raat aayi dard ki chaadar liye hue

Raat Aayi Dard Ki Chaadar Liye Hue Soye Rahe Yeh Bojh Palkon Par Liye Hue Raaste Mein Mujhko Be-Ghar Dekh Kar Dost Aaye Hai

Mere wajod ko to smaet le me

Mere wajod ko to smaet le me bikhar raha hon zara zara, Mere anso’on ko b ponch le me sisak raha hon zara zara,

Aik chunity hathi ke uper baith kar

aik chunity hathi ke uper baith kar ja rahi rahi thi raste main ail pul aagaya usaay dekh kar chonti boli::_ janu:-cross kar lo

Pabrehna or mery charon taraf tanhaian

Pa’brehna, or mery charon taraf tanhai’an.. Chun raha hun teri yadon ki sulagti kirchiyan.. Kya kahi’n tark e ta’aluq ka irada to nhi.? Yad

Sardar ka abbu mar gia dost

SARDAR KA ABBU MAR GIA DOST NE POOCHA KA KESE MARE SARDAR: HELICOPTER KA PILOT THA SARDI LAG RAHI THI TO PANKHA BAND KAR

Aap ko pata hai k pakistan mein

Aap ko pata hai k ‘PAKISTAN’ mein kia ho raha hai+? ? . . . . . . . . . . . .

Jaane kab tak teri tasveer nigahon mein

Jaane Kab Tak Teri Tasveer Nigahon Mein Rahi Hogayi Raat Teray Aks Ko Taktay Taktay Maine Phir Tere tassavur Ke Kissi Lamhe Mein Terii

Terey paas aane ko jee chahata hai

terey paas aane ko jee chahata hai naye zakhm khane ko jee chahata hai zamana mera aazmaya huwa hai tujhey aazmane ko jee chahata

relation aik larki

*. . .RelaTioN. . .* Aik Larki Chhatt Pr BheeG Rahi thi. .* JaaneY KiYa KiYa Soch Rahi thi. .* Mosam Sara Jall thall

Girls college k bahir larkiyan chaat wale

Girls College K Bahir Larkiyan Chaat Wale Se Chaat Kese Maang Rahi Thi. 1st; Uncle Meri Chaat 2nd; Uncle Pehle Meri Chaat 3rd; Main

Ik indian police inspector ke ghar chori

Ik Indian Police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi. Wife: Utho ji, ghar me chori ho rahi hai. Indian Police Inspector: Mujhe sone

Jab allah ki bargah me tumhari duaain

Jab ALLAH Ki Bargah me Tumhari Dua’ain Qabool Na Ho Rahi Hon tu Apni ‘Ghiza’ aur ‘Gufftagu’ Ka Ehtesaab Kro. ‘Hazrat ALi (r.a)

Kal orr aaj main farq sirf itna

Kal orr Aaj Main Farq Sirf Itna Hai Kal Tha Jeena orr Aaj Sehna Hai Bhary To Kaise Bhary Zakham hai K Dariya Hai

Yaad ro ke teri satati rahi aag

Yaad ro ro ke teri satati rahi Aag judai ki dil ko jalati rahi Aandhiyan jab guzarti rahi baagh se Shakh-e- gul apne sar

Zindgi barf ki mannind hy hmary sath

Zindgi Barf ki Mannind hy, hmary sath guzar lo….dost Warna! Pighal to rahi hi hy, Khatam b ho hi Jaye gi…!

Aik mureedni peer sb se sex krwane

Aik mureedni Peer Sb se sex krwane k baad bari afsurda naadim or pareshan thi. Apni saheli se ro ro kr bata rahi thi

Pyarey bhaiyya 27 august ko hamara

Pyarey Bhaiyya!! 27 August ko Hamara VaLima hai, Zaroor ana.. Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi hai.. Is Liye ‘UN’ k MobiLe se MSG kr

Rahi nagufta mere dil mein dastan meri

rahi nagufta mere dil mein dastan meri na is dayar mein samjha koi zaban merii barang-e-saut-e-jaras tujh se dur hun tanha khabar nahin hai

Darwaza e batool as pe jannat khari

Darwaza e Batool (A.S) Pe Jannat Khari Rahi Darwaza e Rasool (S.A.W.W) Pe Shariyat Khari Rahi Thay Sajday Mein Rasool (S.A.W.W) Toa Kandhon Pe

Sham hi kuch sogawar si thaki

sham hi kuch sogawar si thaki thaki khoi khoi dhal rahi hi rat mi sahill say sir patakti moji bhi issi sham ko alwadaya

Kaha tha tum saymera intezaar na karna

Kaha tha tum say…mera intezaar na karna dunya chahey jo kahey tum aitebar na karna Aisa ho chuka hai kayee bar pehlay bhi ab

Ek ye hi aarzu rahi dil me

Ek Ye Hi Aarzu Rahi Dil Me Muddaton SeKoi Hume Bhi Chahe Dil Ki Shiddaton SeBahut Veeran c Hai Zindagi ApniK Koi Nawaz De

Naadani ki had hai zara dekho

Naadani ki had hai , zara , dekho to usy……..!! Mujhe kho kar wo mere jaisa dhoondh rahi hai,

Wo silsalaywo shokwo nisbat nahin rahi ab

Wo silsalay,wo shok,wo nisbat nahin rahi Ab zindagi main hijar ki wehshat nahin rahi Phir youn howa k koi shanasa nahin raha Phir youn

jin larkon aur larkiyon ki shadi

*’* Jin Larkon Aur Larkiyon Ki Shadi Nahi Ho Rahi, Unko Chahiye K Hr Namaz K Bad Ye Amal Karen, Inshallah Faida Hoga, Hr

Aik admi ne kisi se 5o000 rupey

AIK ADMI NE KISI SE 5O,000/- RUPEY UDHAR LIYE OR KAHA K BHAI MAIN BOHAT PARESHAN HOON MUJEHEY BOHAT ZAROORAT HAI MUJHEY MAIN BOHAT

Karbala walon k maqsad ko sabhi bhool

Karbala Walon K Maqsad Ko Sabhi Bhool Gaye Chend Aansu Kya Bahaye Tishna Labi Bhool Gaye Aehal e Matam Ko Faqat Seena Zani Yaad

Kaha tha tum saymera intezaar na karna

‘Kaha tha tum say…mera intezaar na karna dunya chahey jo kahey tum aitebar na karna Aisa ho chuka hai kayee bar pehlay bhi ab

Mere wajood ko t smaet ly main

Mere wajood ko tÜ smaet Ly main bikhar raha hun zara zara, Mere Änsuon ko b ponch Ly main sisak raha hun zara zara,

Larki patane ke 101 tarike

LARKI PATANE KE 101 TARIKE – {***} Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare, isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai {***} Ladkiyon

Dost kia khoob wafaoon ka sila dete

dost kia khoob wafaoon ka sila dete hain her nayee mor pe ek drad naya dete hain tum se tu khair ghaari bhar ki

3 pathan bed pe so rahay thay

3 Pathan Bed pe so rahay thay Teeno ko Jaga tang ho rahi thi 1 Pathan Bed se utar k nechay so gya 2nd

Barish hui to phulon k tan chak

barish hui to phulon k tan chak ho gaye mausam k hath bhig k saffak ho gaye badal ko kya khabar k barish ki

Zindagi bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi pata

ZINDAGI Bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi,.. Pata nahi kis aur jaa rahi hai,.. Guzre waqt ko dabaye hue,… Jaane kis mod par aa rahi

Apne aagaaz se aaaj tak zindagi

Apne Aagaaz Se Aaaj tak Zindagi Teri Hi Yaad Main Gum Rahi Phir Bhi Jaane Kyon Yeh Ihsaas Hai Jaise Chaahat Meri Kam Rahi

Sabhi ashq aankhon mein aa gae na

sabhi ashq aankhon mein aa gae na chupa sake na baha sake ,,, wo go bhaid tha khul gya koi baat na chupa sake

Main sar k bul gira tha gunahon

Main Sar K Bul Gira Tha Gunahon K Bojh Se Dunya Smajh Rahi Thi K Sajdy M Para Hy Sajdy M Jb Gaya To

Railway officer was taking an interview

Railway officer was taking an interview.. Officer:Tumhe pata chale ke 2 train 1 hi track pe opposite dirction mein aa rahi hain to tum

Aik rat aur beet rahi hai ushi

=’Aik rat aur beet rahi hai ushi ki yaad main,, ! ‘Bohat masroof hai aaj bhi vo…. hamesha ki tarha …!AWARA!

Ager ap ki morgi roz ek anda

ager ap ki morgi roz ek anda de rahi hon tu ap sobha oth kar us k samne choriya tezz karen wo 1 anda

Tum se mil kr bicher gaye aisi

Tum se mil kr bicher gaye, Tum se bicher kr mil gaye, Aisi b kurbtein rahi , Aise b fasle rahe, To b na

Zindagi bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi pata

ZINDAGI Bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi,.. Pata nahi kis aur jaa rahi hai,.. Guzre waqt ko dabaye hue,… Jaane kis mod par aa rahi

Main tumharay aks ki aarzoo mein bass

Main tumharay aks ki aarzoo mein bass aayina hi bani rahi Kabhi tum na samnay aa sakay, kabhi mujh pay gard pari rahi Woh

Aap ki shaari hum ko achi lagi

Aap ki shaari, hum ko achi lagi Aap ki shaairi, khud say achhi rahi Haan magar, is main koi tamanaa na ho Zikr-e-husn-e-tabassum pay

Tune chaha tha humein apne fursat k

tune chaha tha humein apne fursat k kuch lamhon me, aur is gareeb k paas tab waqt k siwa aur kuch nahi tha, aaj

Yeh mushahida nahi he mere dard ki

Yeh Mushahida Nahi He Mere Dard Ki Sada He, Mere Daagh-e-Dil Luty Hen Teri Bazm Jab Saji He, Ghum-e-Zindagi! Kahan He Abhi Wehshato’n Se

Aankhon main jo khuab hain in ko

aankhon main jo khuab hain in ko baatain kerne do honton se wo lafz kaho jo kajal kehta hai mosam jo sandesa laya us

Kaanch ki chori kitni sada pyari

?Kaanch Ki Chori? Kitni Sada, Kitni Pyari, Kanch Ki Chori Jesi Larki, …College K Ik Kamry Me Bethi, Jany Kya Kuch Soch Rahi Thi,

Meri mohabbat be zuban hoti rahi dil

Meri Mohabbat Be-Zuban hoti rahi, Dil ki dharkn Apna wajud khoti rahi, Koi nahi Aaya mery Dukh main Qareeb, Aik barish hi thi jo

Weeraan masjid k minaar sisakte wuzo

Weeraan masjid k minaar, sisakte wuzo khane, dum torti Takbeeren… ALLAH se Puch rahi hain, emaan khatam ho gaya, ya Musalmaan….?

Zakham itne gehre hain izhar kya karte

Zakham itne Gehre hain Izhar kya karte Hum khud Nishana ban gaye waar kya karte Mar gaye Hum magar Khuli Rahi Aankhen Ab is

Dhoond rahi hon lekin nakaam abhi tak

Dhoond rahi hon Lekin Nakaam hon abhi Tak Wo Lamha, jis mein tu yaad Na aaya ho…

Mujhe aarzo e seher rahi yunhi raat bhar bari

Mujhe Aarzo-e-Seher rahi yunhi raat bhar bari dair tk, Na Bikhr ska na simat ska yunhi Raat bhar bari dair tk, Hai Bohat Azab

Kaisay kahun k nafs ka shaitaan mar

Kaisay kahun k Nafs ka Shaitaan mar gaya, Shaitaan to hai zinda magar insaan mar gaya, Sajdon mein sir jhukanay ki fursat nahi rahi,

Ghazal dil baichnay aaye teray baazaar

Ghazal Dil Baichnay Aaye Teray Baazaar Ki Jaanib Taktay Rahay Hasrat Se Khareedaar Ki Jaanib Kiya Khoob Karishma Hy Teray Dast-E-Shifa Ka Phir Zindagi

Story1bar 1larki akeli ja rahi thi1larka samne

Story:1bar 1larki akeli ja rahi thi 1larka samne se aya Dono bilkul pas agaye Larka side pe ho giya Larki chali gai Moral:Hr bnda

Eik molvi ki shadi nai ho rahi

EIK MOLVI KI SHADI NAI HO RAHI THI WO APNI MAA KO SATH LAY KR MANNAT MANGNAY K LIYA GAYA WAHAN USS KI MAA

Guzr gaya jo zmana use bhula hi

Guzr gaya jo zmana use bhula hi do Jo naqsh ban nahi skta use mita hi do Guzr rha hy jo lamha use amar

Ek ajeeb se daldal mein dhasti chali

ek ajeeb se daldal mein dhasti chali jaa rahi hoon rishton ke aise bhavarr mein phasti chali jaa rahi hoon na jaane kya hul

Admi najoomi se meri shadi q nahi

Admi NAJOOMI se: Meri shadi q nahi ho rahi? NAJUMI: Ab Qudrat ne teri qismat me dukh nahi likhe to me kiya karon

Pani ki bondain phulon ko bhiga rahi

Pani ki bondain phulon ko bhiga rahi hai Thandi lehren ek tazgi jaga rahi hai, Ho jaye aap b inme shamil Ek pyari si

Kuch andhera b zaruri hy gham e yaar k

Kuch andhera b zaruri hy gham-e-yaar k sath, Ab diya koi na rakhe meri dewaar k sath… Main jo ik umer musafat mein raha,

Yhi jo hickiyan musalsal tuhi aa rahi

Yhi Jo Hickiyan Musalsal Tuhi Aa Rahi Ha Akser,,,, KOi La Raha Ha Shaid Tere Nam Chopki Chopki,,,, **SAAS**

Aj wo mulaqat par boht hans rahi

Aj Wo mulaqat Par Boht Hans Rahi Thi FARAZ.. Us K Jane K Bad Pta Chala k mera Nara latak raha tha.. (‘.’ )

Shaam dhalay namnaak sarak per baraf si

SHAAM DHALAY NAMNAAK SARAK PER BARAF SI RANGAT WALI LARKI KISKA RASTA DEKH RAHI HAI KHIRKI KHOOL KAR MAI KIA POOCHON KAH DAI GI

Umer e rawan guzar rahi hai yaad e khuda se ghafil

Umer-e-rawan guzar rahi hai yaad-e-KHUDA se ghafil,,, .. Aey dil-e-nadan ab to sambhal ja k maut ka koi WÃ…QT nahi.

Na rahi aj wo apni kahani

Na rahi aj wo apni kahani, Na wo haseen DiN na wo raatein suhani.. Pher Bhe Hamy azeez hy unki her Nishaani, Chahe wo

Baap tum ne apni ammi se unchi

Baap: Tum ne apni ammi se unchi awaz mein bat ki? Beta: Mujhe pata hai k apko jalan ho rahi hai Baap: Woh kese?

Ek larki sarak pe akeli ja rahi

Ek larki sarak pe akeli ja rahi thi piche se larka aya or bola:ghar tak lift chahye Girl: Bhag ja saley 3 din se

Kaise woh lot aye ke fursat usse

Kaise woh lot aye ke fursat usse nahin duniya samajh rahi hai mohabbat usse nahin. lagta hai aa chuki hai kami us ki chah

Hm sb aadhi veerani k azab mai

hm sb aadhi veerani k azab mai mubtila hain aadhi veerani jo puri veerani se ziada veeran aur aziat nak hoti hey halan ke

Gulab rut me haseen chehro hamein batao

Gulab rut me haseen chehro, Hamein batao udas Q ho, Dilon pe beeti sari kahaniyan, Sub sunao udas Q ho, Jo ranjhshein dil me

Kitni saada pyari kaanch ki choorhi jesi

Kitni saada Kitni pyari Kaanch ki choorhi jesi larhki College k kamry mein bethi Janay kya kuch soch rahi thi Main bhe Oss k

Shehr e khyal o khwab men abaad ho gya itna usey

shehr-e-khyal-o-khwab men abaad ho gya itna usey parha k mje yaad ho gya…. . men aaj tak hun jis k fareb-o-hisaar men, wo or

5 most undefined things of girls

5 Most Undefined Things Of Girls: 1)Tum Na Bohat Wo Ho (Now What The Hell Is ‘Wo’ 2)Mujhe Tumse Ye Umeed Nahi Thi (No

Aaya tha ghar sanvaarane ehasaan kar gaya

Aaya tha ghar sanvaarane ehasaan kar gaya barbadiyon ka aur bhi saamaan kar gaya ab tak rahi us ki yaad meri zindgi k saath

Dost kia khob wafayoo ka silla daytay

dost kia khob wafayoo ka silla daytay hay har nayay mor pay ak zakham nayay daytay hay tum say to kher garhi bhr ki

Saqi sharab lai k a tabiyat udas

Saqi Sharab Lai K A Tabiyat Udas Hai. Mujy Itni Pila K Tabiyat Udas Hai…..! Tere Jam Ki Kasm Apnay Ap Mai Nh Hun.

Har ibaadat hay meri yaad e ali

Har ibaadat hay meri yaad e ali kay saaye mai Kat rahi hay zindagi aulaad e ali kay saye mai Maut khud maamoor hay

Tum hi nai to kaha tha chaand

Tum hi nai to kaha tha, chaand, bina chaandni k kuch nahi, raat, bina sitaron k kuch nahi, sagar, bina pani k kuch nahi,

Usko pa kar kibi to khona tha

Usko pa kar kibi to khona tha Ye hadsa kabhi tu hona tha Wo tor ker akser mujy jhorti rahi Jesy mein us ky

Rihta hy dam khafa mere seene my

Rihta hy dam khafa mere seene my hr gharri,, Rothay hovaye ko haye kahan tak manaye Dil, Ya Dilruba he ab isy le kr

Sacha dost wo ha jo examination hall

sacha dost wo ha jo examination hall k bahar khara ho krap ko awaz de., kameeny top kare ga kya? jaldi bahar nikal, tere

dua ay allah jo pyari

% Dua % % Ay Allah % % Jo Pyari % % c ankhyn % % yea Sms % % Parh rahi % %

Bheegey hont tere pyaasa dil mera lage

Bheegey Hont Tere, Pyaasa Dil Mera Lage Abra Sa, Mujhe Tan Tera Jam Ke Barsa De, Muhj Par Ghatayen Too Hi Meri Pyaas, Too

Kon apna tha hum kis per inayat

kon apna tha hum kis per inayat krte, Hum ko hasrat hi rahi hum b muhabbat krte, Tum ne samjha hi nahi is qabil

dy rahi hai aazan tery

*. . . .Dy Rahi Hai Aazan Tery Rukhsaar Ki Masjid, Ijazat Ho To Ek Payar Ka Sajda Kar Lon. . . .* _.-‘r_.-‘o_.-‘c_.-‘k_.-‘s_.-‘

Wedding night ki subha dulhy ny dulhan

WEDDING NIGHT ki subha dulhy ny dulhan sa poocha kh kaisa feel kar rahi ho. Dulhan: tum ne to kolej k dinoo ko yaad

Sultan rahi oeemery boovy agy tatti kiny

sultan rahi: ‘oee!mery boovy agy tatti kiny kiti aey….?with gussa? ? ? ? ? ? ? slow motion mustafa quraishi ‘taiz aei c sonya’

Kon apna tha kiss pe yaqeen kerte

Kon apna tha kiss pe yaqeen kerte . humari hasrat hi rahi hum b muhabatt krte. us ne samja hi nahi qabil apne.jan warna

Pani ki bunde phulon ko bhiga rahi

Pani ki bunde phulon ko bhiga rahi hai Thandi lehren ek tazgi jaga rahi hai, Ho jaye aap b inme shamil Ek pyari si

Height of misunderstanding biwi ghusay me

Height of Misunderstanding Biwi Ghusay me: Mera Jeena Haram H0 gaya hai. Main Yeh Ghar chor k Ja rahi hun’ Husband: ‘Jan Choro! Khuda

Najanay kaisi hawa chali hy k sheher

Najanay kaisi Hawa chali hy K Sheher Saara badal gaya hy,, Kisi ki Aankhein badal gai hain Kisi ka Chehra badal gaya hy…… Haseen

Ghazal ka unwan hai 32 chali gai

(Ghazal Ka Unwan Hai 32 Chali Gai) 32 Meanz Lite 5 Dn Milay Zndgi K Mgr? Guzray He Thay Abi 4 K 32 Chali

Sher sherni ko kiss karne laga ne

Sher sherni ko kiss karne laga sherni ne roka or idhar udhar dekhne lagi.. Sher:kiya hua..? Sherni: dekh rahi hun aas paas wo manhus

Zara si baat dair tak rulati rahi

zara si baat dair tak rulati rahi Hansi me bhi aankhe aansu bahati rhi, Koi kho k mil gya,koi mil K kho gya,, Zindagi

Ek larki class me gana ga rahi

Ek larki class me gana ga rahi thi O ZARA zara TOUCH ME touch me touch me! Tabhi 1 larka utha or larki ko

Malkin kya huwa tum 3 din kaam

Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi??? Kamwali: Memsab Mainey To FaceBook Pe Status Update Kar Diya Tha,.. … Ke Main

4 dost sharab p rahy thy k

4 dost sharab p rahy thy k table pe rakhy mobiles me sy 1 baja: Man: Hello. B.v: Jan I’m in bzar, kya me

Sheher e khayal o khawab mein bad ho gaya itna

Sheher-e-Khayal-o-Khawab Mein Äbad Ho Gaya,, Itna Usey Parha Ke Mujhe YÄÄD Ho Gaya… Main Aaj Tak Hoon Jis Ke FÄREB-O-HISÄR Mein,, Wo Aur Hi

Wo jazbo ki tajrat thi dil kuch

wo jazbo ki tajrat thi dil kuch aur samjha use hasne ki aadat thi dil kuch aur samjha wo mere pas der tak bethi

Bare ronaq hai aaj ke hussn e bazar me

Bare Ronaq Hai Aaj ke Hussn-e-bazar Me ‘RAHI’ Muje In Hassino me Wafa ka ‘NAAM’ Nahi Milta…. ~R.F~

Ghazal tarap rahi hai har ek

*GHAZAL* Tarap rahi hai har Ek tamanna, Na aap se milte, Na aisa hota. Bujhi bujhi si hai dil ki duniya, Na aap se

kal jinhen zindagi thi ras buht

*’* Kal Jinhen Zindagi Thi Ras Buht, Aaj Dekha Unhen Udas Buht, *’* Ruftagan Ka Nishan Nhi Milta, Ug Rahi H Zamen P Ghas

Santa office se ghar aya to dekha

Santa Office Se Ghar Aya To Dekha Ki Uski Biwi Ek Bikhari Ke Saath Sex Kar Rahi Hai Santa Gusse Mein Aake Bola: “Badchalan

Baat chali teri aankhon say ja pohnchi

baat chali teri aankhon say ja pohnchi paimanay tuk kheinch rahi hai teri ulfat, aaj mujhey maikhanay tuk ishq ki batain ghum ki batain,

Sardar 2 hotel manager jaldi chalo meri

Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai’ …. Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr:

Subha ki madham roshni prindon ke

Subha Ki Madham Roshni,, Prindon Ke Surile Geet,,, Phulon Ki Mehakti Khushbu,,, Ap K Jagne Ka Intezar Kar Rahi Hy… ”Have a good day

Mana k hum hain ujre hue shehar

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