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raha-tha SMS Messages

1 bacha ghar se mar kha kr

1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kr Ghusy me School ja raha tha. Raste me kisi ne Pocha Beta Parhty ho? Bacha: Nai, uniform

1 student exam k paper pay apne

1 student exam k paper pay apne hath ka diagram bana raha tha to nigran nay pocha k iss paper main to hath ki

1 sardar jungle se guzae raha tha

1 sardar jungle se guzae raha tha. us ne dekha ke aik saanp darakht se lataka huwa hai. Sardar; doodh bhi piya karo sirf

Teacher class me africa k kuch mulkon

Teacher class Me Africa K Kuch Mulkon K Baaray Me Bta Raha Tha K Wahan Intehai Ghurbat Hay Khany Peeny Ko Kuch Nahi. Bijli

1 aadmi pathan ko maar raha tha

1 Aadmi PATHAN Ko Maar Raha Tha, Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho? Wo BoLa SALA 1 GHANTAY SE POOCH RAHA HY

Akela ja raha tha jeevan k rasto

Akela ja raha tha jeevan k rasto pe naraz dukhi preshan phir ek ap jesa dost mila or baki ki zindgi b LORRAY lag

Sheikh suhaag raat biwi sey apna haath

SHEIKH Suhaag Raat BIWI Sey: Apna Haath Dejye. BIWI Ney Sharma Kay Haath Aagey Barhaya Aur Aankhain Band Kar Lein, Thori Dair Baad Ankhain

Ek aadimi peshaab ker raha tha

ek aadimi peshaab ker raha tha, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Kiya hai pyar jise hamane zindagi ki

Kiya hai pyar jise hamane zindagi ki tarah wo ashana bhi mila hamase ajanabi ki tarah Bara ke pyas meri us ne hath chor

Memon ka beta abu 5 ropay do

Memon Ka Beta: Abu 5 Ropay Do Na Abu: Nahin Dun Ga Beta: Abu Day Do, Doodh Walay Aur Ami Ki Ek Baat Bataun

Pathan apne biwi k saath ja raha

Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha: 1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari. Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho. Larka: Maine

Nazar main zakhm e tabbasum chupa k mila khafa

Nazar Main Zakhm-e-Tabbasum Chupa Chupa k mila Khafa To Tha Wo Magar Mujhse Muskura k Mila Wo Humsafar K Mere Tanz Pe Hansta Tha

help i

(‘,)/’ /’ /)) ))) Help ./I. ,/(.’.), Me Latka Diya Na ULta Is Ka Qasoor Pata hy Kia Tha? Ye keh raha tha world

Sardar apni biwi k sath auto main

Sardar apni biwi k sath auto main beth kar ja raha tha. biwi boli:Sardar g ye auto wala mujhe baar baar mirror se dekhta

1 dafa ka zikar he ke mai

1 dafa ka ziKar he ke mai sO raha tha, Bilkul aese(^_^) Phir mera fOn baja mai uth gaya, bilkul aese(*_*) mene fOn dekha

1sardar teliscope se star dekh raha tha

1sardar teliscope se star dekh raha tha 5 min. after star girta hai to 2sardar said good shot

Pani main akas dekh k kush ho

Pani main Akas dekh k kush ho raha tha main., mOhs!N Pathar kisi ne Phainka to Manzar badal gaya.

Madam bathroom se naha k nikli to

Madam bathroom se naha k nikli to dekha nokar jhank raha tha, Madam-kyu jhank rahe the? Nokar-Apne hi to kaha tha me naha rahi

Memon apnay betay ki petaai laga raha

MEMON Apnay Betay Ki Petaai Laga Raha Tha, Kisi Ne Poocha Kya Huwa Q Maar Rahay Ho Bacchey Ko? *MEMON: Kya Bataun Janab Maine

Pathanbhari hui bus me 1 larki se

Pathan_Bhari Hui Bus Me 1 Larki Se Touch Ho Raha Tha! . Larki_Excuse Me! Aap Acha Nahi Kar Rahy. Pathan_Itne Rush Me Is Se

Taman shehar se roshan makaan uss ka

Taman shehar se roshan makaan uss ka tha ZameeN Thee Mairi , Mager Aasmaan Us ka Tha Issi Liya Mujhay Khud Per Gumaan Us

Adalat mein train ulatny ka case chal

Adalat mein Train Ulatny ka Case chal raha tha, Wakeel to sardar Driver: Train kasiy ulati?? Sardar Dtiver:Train k samny 1admi patri pe aa

A girl comes late to class profy

A girl comes late to class Prof:Y r u late? Girl: Sir, ek larka mera pecha kar raha tha Prof: To late Q ho

1 teacher ko susu k naam se

1 teacher ko susu k naam se sakht nafrat thi. Teacher ne students se kaha: ‘Jab susu aaye to bolna ‘Aap aya hai’ 1

Kaanch ki chori kitni sada pyari

“Kaanch Ki Chori” Kitni Sada, Kitni Pyari, Kanch Ki Chori Jesi Larki, …College K Ik Kamry Me Bethi, Jany Kya Kuch Soch Rahi Thi,

Jawa taaro ko gardish sikha raha tha

jawa taaro ko gardish sikha raha tha mein.kal uske hath ka kangan ghuma raha tha mein usi diye ne jaladiya meri hatheli ko jis

Gham e ashiqi se keh do raah e aam tak na

Gham-e-ashiqi se keh do raah-e-aam tak na puhanche, Mujhe khof hai ye tuhmat mere naam tak na puhanche. Me nazar se pi raha tha

Pathan apne biwi k saath ja raha

Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha: 1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari. Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho. Larka: Maine

Sabse chhupa kar jo wo dard muskura

Sabse chhupa kar jo wo dard muskura diya, Usiki hansi ne to aaj mujhe rula diya, Lehje se uth raha tha har ek dard

Sardar ek baraf ka tukra utha ker

Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha… Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho??? Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh

Pathan blood ke bare main book parh

pathan blood ke bare main book parh raha tha Wife kyoun parh rahe ho ? PATHAN DR ne kaha tha ke blood teste hoga

3 dost ikaty ja rahy thy k

3 Dost ikaty ja rahy thy k achanak 1 pari aye aur kaha k may tum 3 ki 1,1 wish pori kar sakti ho.

Kisi kali nay na dekha aankh bher

Kisi kali nay na dekha aankh bher k mujhe Guzer gaye jers-e-gul udas ker k mujhe Mein so raha tha kisi yad k shabistan

1 aadmi kony me ro raha tha

1 aadmi 1 kony me ro raha tha Kisi ne us se waja pochi, us ne kaha, Mera 1 beta tha mene use parhaya

Ek pagal aadmi bahut der se chand

Ek Pagal Aadmi Bahut Der Se Chand Ko Dekh Raha Tha Aur Thodi Der Baad Bola- ‘Jalte Raho Beta, Jab Bijli Ka Bill Aayega

Yaar baat sun tere pass veena malik

Yaar baat sun tere pass Veena Malik ka number hay? Wo kal me khana kha raha tha to salan meri pent per gir gaya

Pathan 1 saal kay bemar bachey ko

Pathan 1 Saal Kay Bemar Bachey Ko Hospital Ley Kar Gaya Dr:Isko Koi Ulti Seedhi Cheez Tou Nahi Khelai? PATHAN: Nahi, Bohot Ro Raha

Sardar ek baraf ka tukra utha ker

Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha… Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho??? Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh

Kaat kar zuban meri keh raha tha

Kaat kar zuban meri keh raha tha woh Faraz, Ab tumhain ijazat hai haal-e-dil sunane ki.

1 pathan pao mein rasi bandh raha

1 Pathan Pao mein rasi bandh raha tha 1 shakhs ne pocha: kia kar rahe ho? PATHAN: khud-kushi ADMI lekin khud-kushi to gale mein

Alvida dubble sawari tere khulney se

ALVIDA ALVIDA DUBBLE SAWARI Tere khulney se Dil khush huwa tha hr larka dubble ghom raha tha, Aysh ho gai thi humari ALVIDA ALVIDA

Ek pathan namaz parh raha tha doosra

ek pathan namaz parh raha tha doosra ye sahab bare namazi parhezgar aur mutaki hen PATHAN namaz tor ke bola hum ne hajj bhi

Aik charsi qabristan m chars pi raha

AIk Charsi Qabristan M Chars Pi Raha Tha….. Police Aa Gayi…. To Charsi NAy Chars Chupa DI POLICE: Kya Kar Rahe HO??? CHARSI: Kuch

Sardar class me hans raha tha eik

Sardar Class me Hans raha tha, eik Larki Boli Stand up ! Kon ho tum. Sardar bola:Tum Kon ho Larki:Me Monitor Hu Sardar:Ty Me

Sardar so raha tha k us ko

Sardar so raha tha k us ko ek machar ne kat liya, sari rat us k peechay chapal le kr bhagta raha, marnay ki

1 pathan tv pe bomb rakh ker

1 pathan t.v pe bomb rakh ker pakistan ka semi final daikh raha tha. . . BIVI : ye bomb kis lie rakha hai

1 aadmi pathan ko maar raha tha

1 Aadmi PATHAN Ko Maar Raha Tha, Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho? Wo BoLa SALA 1 GHANTAY SE POOCH RAHA HY

Nazar ka husn bhi husn e butaan se kam

Nazar Ka Husn Bhi Husn-e-Butaan Se Kam To Na Tha Mera Yaqeen Bhi Tumhaare Gumaan Se Kam To Na Tha, Mizaaj-e-Azmat-e-Adam Ki Baat Hai,

1 larkay ne chinese larki se shadi

1 larkay ne chinese larki se shadi ki. Larki 1 saal baad mar gyi Larka boht ro raha tha. 1 pathan Dilasa dete huwy

Woh pani ki lehron pe kya likh

woh pani ki lehron pe kya likh raha tha khuda jane harf-e-dua likh raha tha likha jisne novel wafa ka adhura wohi pyar ki

Pathan paper de raha tha larka

Pathan Paper de raha tha.. Larka: KHAN SAAB aap ki NaQal maar loon.? PATHAN: Tum hamari Naqal maro ham tumhari asal maarey ga

Pathan gadhe k sath sex kr raha

PATHAN Gadhe k sath sex kr raha tha k B.V ne dekh liya Or boli sharm nahi aati ye karte hue? PATHAN: Sharm kis

Ek admi black kapry pehen kr kahen

Ek ADMI BLACK KAPRY PEHEN KR KAHEN JA RAHA THA TO EK KAWA OOPER SY GUZRA OR OS K KAPROON PR BETH KR DI

Ghzal kabhi meharban tha tu anjan

(‘GHZAL’) Kabhi Meharban Tha Tu Kabhi Anjan Tha Mera Wehem Tha Ya Woh Mera Guman Tha !! Dey Kar Zakham Woh Marham Rakhta Tha

Pathan apni murgi ko garam pani pela

Pathan apni murgi ko garam garam pani pela raha tha. Dost: Khan ye kia kar rahy ho? Pathan ny kaha ap ye murgi ubly

Shayed tumhare pas hon ab tak

Shayed tumhare pas hon ab tak.. Wo “valentine“ k tuhfe mere.. Or shayed k tum na boole ho ge.. Wo zamana humari mohabat ka..

naukar saab aapke kisi khaas

*. . .NaukaR: Saab aapke kisi khaaS doSt ka fone aya tha Saab: Tuje keSe pata k woh meRa khaaS doSt hy? NaukaR: woh

Mein ro raha tha jab mere pawon

Mein RO Raha Tha Jab Mere Pawon Me Jootay Nahi Thy Lekin… Achanak Me Chup Ho Gaya Jab Me Ne 1 Shakhs k0 Dekha,

Naee ruton ke safar main tumhain ijazat

Naee ruton ke safar main Tumhain ijazat hay bhool jana Hazaar salon pay sabt chahat ki puri tareekh bhool jana Mager meri jaan…!!! Sarab

Pathan wife se sex kar raha tha

Pathan Wife Se Sex Kar Raha Tha Achanak Dono Hath Uper Kar K Ek Ishara Kya. Wife: Ye Kia Tha? Pathan: Chalo Begum Ab

Barishon mein bheeg kr wo aksar

Barishon mein bheeg Kr Wo aksar Kaha Krti thi Mujhe 2 cheezen bht Piyari lagti hain Ek barish or ek tum Barish mujhe is

Aik pathan raat ko khana kha raha

Aik Pathan Raat Ko Khana Kha Raha Tha… : : : : : : To Ab Kya Woh Khana Bhi Na Khaye, Jaan LeLo

Sho ek chor ko buri trah se

S.H.O. Ek Chor ko buri trah se maar raha tha. Aur pooray shehr ki wardatein usi se manwa raha tha. S.H.O k Ghar se

1 cheeta charrs ki cegrate bana raha

1 CHEETA CHARRS KI CEGRATE BANA RAHA THA 1 CHOHA BHAGTA HOWA AYA OR KAHA. KEYOON ZNDGI BARBAD KARTY HO DAIKHO KETNA KHOBSOORAT JANGAL

Sardar chori k ilzam main pakra gaya

Sardar chori k ilzam main pakra gaya. Gaon walo ne munh kala kar k gadhe pe bitha dia gali main se guzar raha tha

Aik pathan quaid e azam k mazar

Aik pathan quaid e azam k mazar ja kr dua kr raha tha, mera prize bond her soorat main nikalna chaiyae jaisay hi wo

Ak pathan restey key ley tasveer khechwa

ak pathan restey key ley tasveer khechwa raha tha bachground mai ghadha(donkey)bhe aa gaya pathan ney tasveer key sath ye lekh kr bheja k

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo. 2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.

Ek pathan scheme wali bottle ka dhakan

Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan, . Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha. . . Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua? . .

1 boy ne chinese larki se shadi

1 boy ne chinese larki se shadi ki Larki 1 saal baaad mar gai Boy bohat ro raha tha 1 Pathan dilasa dete howay

Kanjus ki love story with kanjus

Kanjus ki Love story with kanjus girl, Larki: jab sub so jaian gay to me gali me sikka phenkon gi tum foran andar ajana,

1 kabutar pathan ko tang kar raha

1 Kabutar Pathan Ko Tang Kar Raha Tha, Pathan Ne Usy Pakar Liya Or Usy MAarne Ka Faisla Kar Liya, Wo Usy Chhath Pe

Suna hai majnu ka laila se

Suna hai Majnu ka Laila se ishq aisa tha k wo us ka saya bhi dekh k lapakta tha 1 dafa Majnu ko Laila

Pathan khof zadah tha or ro raha

Pathan khof zadah tha or ro raha tha, kisi ne pocha khan kia hua, pathan: yaara kal hamara class fellow ka intaqal hogaya us

Kaanch ki chori kitni sada pyari

?Kaanch Ki Chori? Kitni Sada, Kitni Pyari, Kanch Ki Chori Jesi Larki, …College K Ik Kamry Me Bethi, Jany Kya Kuch Soch Rahi Thi,

Gham e ashiqi sey keh do k rah e aam tak

Gham-E-Ashiqi Sey Keh Do K Rah-E-Aam Tak Na Pohnchey Mujhy Khof Hai Ye Tohmat Kahin Meray Naam Tak Na Pohnchey Mein Nazar Sey Pi

Marti hoi zameen ko bachaana parra mujhay

Marti hoi zamee’n ko bachaana parra mujhay… Baadal ki tarah dasht pay aana parra mujhay… Woh ker nahee’n raha tha mairi baat ka yaqee’n…

Wo pani ki lehroon pe kiya likh

Wo Pani Ki Lehroon Pe Kiya Likh Raha Tha.. Khuda Jane Hurf-e-Dua Likh Raha Tha.. Likhay Thay Jis Ne Wafa Ke Maane Aadhore.. Wo

1 dehaati subha bhains ko nehla raha

1 Dehaati subha subha Bhains ko nehla raha tha Angraiz pass se guzar raha tha aur kaha ‘Good Morning’ Dehaati:- . . . ‘Langh

Door se dekha to aande ubal raha

door se dekha to aande ubal raha tha najdik ja ke dekha to takle uchal rahatha

Rasyan to ba zaher thin masoomasa k

Rasyan to Ba Zaher thin Masooma{sa} k Hath mein Khutba bata raha tha k Qedi Yazeed(la) hy.

Ek pathan roze main naswar kha raha

Ek Pathan roze main naswar kha raha tha 2nd pathan tumhara to roza he 1st pathan mera roza itna kamzor nahin jo naswar se

1 patan ke ankoon ka 0pration howa

1 patan ke ankoon ka 0pration howa lekan fees se bachne k lye kud ko anda zehar kar raha tha doctor ne nars ko

Dosti ke new example pathan khudkushi kar

(Dosti ke new Example) Pathan Khudkushi kar raha tha…. kesi nay Puch k kun kar rahy ho…?? Patha:Hamra BV Hamary Dost k 7 Bhag

Ek sardar apni maa ki kameez or

Ek Sardar Apni Maa ki Kameez or Baap ki Dhoti Pehen k Baazar Main Ghoom Raha Tha. 1 Aadmi ne Pocha: Ye Konsa Fashion

Sardar school ma hans raha tha 1

Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar JaoSardar:Kyon, tM koN hO ?Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.Sardar bola Mai CPU hon.

M0habbat mein wo maqam bhi bare

M0habbat mein wO maqam bhi bare hosle ka tha,, ,, MAin khud pe hAns raha tha zaMane kE sAAth sAAth…!

Love story wo bus stop pe

Love story…! Wo bus stop pe khari thi,main usey dekh raha tha Wo khari thi, main himmat kr k kareeb gaya aur aahista se

Main to younhi pani main pathar phenk

Main to younhi pani main pathar phenk raha tha Fraz Itny main aik machli nikal kar boli ‘Anni deya sir paarna e sada’

Memon k ghar se choha bahir ja

MEMON k ghar se choha bahir ja raha tha. MEMON: Kahan ja rahy ho aur kiya le kar ja rahy ho? Choha: BHAI bhooka

Biwi aaj main brazer badal rahi

Biwi : Aaj main brazer badal rahi thi to aik lardka mujhay daikh raha tha. Shohar: phir tum nay kiya kiya? Biwi: mujhay sharam

Shikari mein ek dafa shikar pe gaya

Shikari: Mein ek dafa shikar pe gaya or sher se mera samna ho gaya Wo mere pheche bhagne laga me bhi bhagne laga or

Aik aadmi bakrian chura raha tha

Aik aadmi bakrian chura raha tha Sardar vey bakrian kithe le challa en? Admi inhen school chorne ja raha hun sarDar menu pagal samjhia

7 amazing facts 1india me 95

7 AMAZING FACTS 1:INDIA me 95% log Milk nhi pete 2:U.K me ab tk jurwa bache peda nhi huve 3:Nepal me Tigers insano k

Kuchh is tarah khushi ko mujassam utha

Kuchh is tarah khushi ko mujassam uTha liya Jo mil raha tha us se zara kam uTha liya Taqseem horahe the chaman meN gul

Pathan blood k baray mai book parh

Pathan BLOOD K baray mai book parh raha tha Wife: Ye Q parh rahay ho? Pathan: Mujhe Doctor nay kaha hay k BLOOD TEST

Apni yaadein apni baatain lay ker jana

Apni yaadein, apni baatain lay ker jana bhool gaya Jany wala jaldi mein tha, mil kr jana bhool gaya Mur, mur kr dekha tha

1 larkay ne chinese larki se shadi

1 larkay ne chinese larki se shadi ki. Larki 1 saal baad mar gyi Larka boht ro raha tha. 1 pathan Dilasa dete huwy

Ek umer ke baad us ko dekha

Ek Umer ke Baad Us ko Dekha Aankhon Main Sawaal Thay Hazaron Honton pe Magar Wohi Tabbassum Chehrey pe Likhi hui Udasi Awaaz Main

Pathan doctormere bete ny chabi kha li

Pathan: Doctor,mere bete ny chabi kha li hai Dr: Kab? Pathan 3 maah pehle Dr:Tum abi tk kia kr rahy thay? Pathan: Hum duplicate

Aik pathan 40 din ka chilla kaat

Aik PATHAN 40 Din Ka Chilla Kaat Raha Tha, 39 Ven Raat Shaitan Aa kar Us kay Samney Nanga So Gaya, PATHAN Jaldi Sey

Woh keh raha tha sumandar naihe ankhain

woh keh raha tha sumandar naihe ankhain hain fraz main un main doob giya aitbar kartay kartay

Main tere milnay ko moajza keh raha

main tere milnay ko moajza keh raha tha lekin.. tere bicharnay ka saniha bhi kamaal guzra…! TANHA

1 sardar sookay darya mein boht chala

1 sardar sookay darya mein boht chala raha tha, 2nd sardar aisa sardaron ne hi hamara naam badnaam kiya huwa hai. agar muhee swinmming

Aik couple honeymoon mana kr wapsi train

Aik Couple Honeymoon Mana kr wapsi train ma bary romantic Mood ma aa raha tha Wife: janu sar ma dard ho raha ha, Husbnd

Ek truck doosre ko rassi se bandh

Ek Truck doosre Truck ko Rassi se bandh kar le ja raha tha Yeh dekh k 1 Pathan Hans Hans k Lotpot ho gaya

Mola ali asw ni farmya ay

Mola Ali asw ni farmya Ay Salman! Hmari Mayat mar kr b nhi mrti or Hmra Maqtool Qatal ho kr b Qatal nhi hota,or

Kal raat kutta bhonk raha tha

Kal raat kutta bhonk raha tha, ‘Shazad’ Wao0o0o Wao0o Wao00o Wao0o0o Wao0o Wao0o Wao0o Wao0o Haan Haan bilkul Aise hi. (‘.’)/ / ) _//_

Kotri train me mawali bola nashe

kotri ‘train me mawali bola: ‘nashe me hoon, koi kotri utarna he’ khan sb: ‘um utare gi, so jao’ mawali: ‘hm mana kre, saman

Aik bacha boht der se ro raha

Aik bacha boht der se ro raha tha us ki maan keh rahi thi melay bachay ko ta chiye ,tofee,bikit,chips ,du du..? baby kehta

Shadi me 1 pathan boht deer se

Shadi me 1 pathan Boht Deer se khana kha Raha tha Kisi ne pucha kab tak khao gay pathan: me to khud tang hon

Basera khaak tha zehnon pe raaj rakhta

Basera Khaak tha zehnon pe raaj rakhta tha Wo teshna e Lab tha par samandar Mizaaj rakhta tha Ye baat aur baat hay k

2 twins apne roome me bethe thy

‘2 Twins Apne Roome Me Bethe Thy. 1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha, 2nd Udaas Kony Me betha Tha. Baap:Tm itna

Mein dooba to kinare pe khari thi

Mein dooba to kinare pe khari thi dunya Hansne walon mein mera muqadr b tha Roo raha tha jo janaze se lipat kr mere

1 bacaha washroom main pepsi use kar

1 BACAHA WASHROOM MAIN PEPSI USE KAR RAHA THA, PATHAN: OYE BACHA YE KYA KARTI TUM. BACHA:KIS NY KAHA THA K PEPSI PAR 5

Basaira khaak tha zehnn py raaj rakhta

Basaira khaak tha zehnøn Py raaj rakhta tha, , Wøh Tashna Lab tha samandar mizaj rkhta tha, , Ye baat Ør k wø børiya

bol aur

‘ /’ | | bol aur bol ,/(.’.), Ap k bare me galat bol raha tha ULTA kr dia.. pata hai Apko BEAUTIFUL bol

Ek pehlwan qartab dikha raha tha to

Ek Pehlwan Qartab Dikha Raha tha To Us Nay Ek Nimboon liya Or Us Say Poora Glass Bhardiya Sab Loag Dekh Kar Heraan Hogaye,

Bacha school se akar ammi say bola

Bacha School Se Akar Ammi Say Bola: Ammi Aj Main School Ground Main Shahid Afridi Lag Raha Tha Ammi Khush Hokar: Woh Kese Mere

Kisan ne nya murgha kharida jaise hi

Kisan Ne Nya Murgha Kharida. Jaise Hi Ghar Aya Murga Pinjry Ki Taraf Bhaga Or 150 Murgion Ko Chod DIa Kisan Boht Khush Hua

1 sardar jungle sey guzar raha tha

1 Sardar jungle sey guzar raha tha k os ney daikha k 1 sanp drakht par latka hua ha Sardar NIDO v pia kar

Kisne meri kabar par aake diya jala

Kisne meri kabar par aake diya jala diya Bijli kadak ke gir padi sara chaman jala diya Chain se so raha tha main odhe

Ek sardar karele khareedne gaya sabzi wala

Ek sardar karele khareedne gaya… Sabzi wala karelon par paani chirak raha tha.. Sardar khara intizar karta raha.. Jab kaafi der ho gayi to

Sardar apni marriage certificate ko 1 ghante

Sardar apni marriage certificate ko 1 ghante se dekh raha tha. Wife: Tussi inni dair se ki deikh rahe ho? Sardar: Expiry date dhoond

Ek raat ek sardar apni wife se

Ek raat ek sardar apni wife se bola : Sex ho jaaye? Wife : Nahi. Sardar : jewellery le doonga. Wife : Nahi. Sardar

aik admi pathan ko maar raha

*’* Aik Admi PATHAN Ko Maar Raha Tha, Logun Ne Pucha K Q Maar Rahe Ho Bhai ? To Wo Bola 1 GHANTE Se

Masjid m elan ho raha thaek bacha

Masjid m elan ho raha tha..Ek bacha jis ki umar 3 sal hy, subo sy gar nai aya, lal rang ki nikar pehny howy

Jis karwatt letay thay hum tum

Jis karwatt letaY thay hum tum Chaand tumhari peshaani ko choom raha tha dekho Janaa’N …….!! Chaand wahan seY hijrat ker keY Pairo’n tak

Sardar kafi deir se apna nikka nama

Sardar Kafi Deir Se Apna Nikka Nama Deikh Raha Tha, K Bevi Ne Tang Aa Kr Pocha:- Bevi:- Sardar G Kya Deikh Rahe Ho

Mujh pe ye shaam is tarah jaadu

Mujh Pe Ye Shaam Is Tarah Jaadu Sa Kar Gayi, Phir Teri Yaad Chhu Kar Jane Kidhar Gayi Aasan To Bohat Hai Tujhe BhOolna

Masoom parinda wo parinda jo pair

Masoom Parinda’ Wo Parinda Jo Pair Pe Tanha Betha Tha Jane Kis Soch Mein Doba Kya Kuch Soch Raha Tha Duniya Ki Soch Se

Aik sardar ulta laita tha banda us

aik sardar ulta laita tha aik banda us ki hipp ko dhool smaj kar bja raha tha thori dair bad sardar seedha howa or

1 pathan buji hoi segret pi raha

1 Pathan Buji hoi Segret Pi Raha tha Kisi Ne Pucha yeh kaisi Segret Pi Rahe Ho is Me To Dowan Hi Nahi Hai?