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raha-hoon SMS Messages

pathan bhai sahab time

*. . .Pathan: Bhai sahab time kya howa Hè??? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Pathan: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, ‘sab alag

Lakh nafrat ho wo pyara bhi to

lakh nafrat ho, wo pyara bhi to ho sakta hai aaj wahi shakhs, hamara bhi to ho sakta hai mai ye aisey hii nahii

Sar jhukaaoge to patthar devtaa ho jaayega

Sar Jhukaaoge To Patthar Devtaa Ho Jaayega Itna Mat Chaaho Use Wo Bewafa Ho Jaayega Hum Bhi Dariya Hain Humein Apna Hunar Maloom Hai

Shehr main aisi b qayamat na hui

shehr main aisi b qayamat na hui thi Tanha thay magar kudh se to wehshat na hui thi Ye din hain k yaroon ka

Ajabchiragh hoon din raat jal raha

Ajab’chiragh’ hoon ‘din ‘raat’ ‘jal’ raha hoon ‘FARAZ’ ‘Main’thak gaya hon ‘hawa’say kaho ‘bhujha’dy mujhay!. @

Yeh tum se kis ne kaha zabt

yeh tum se kis ne kaha zabt mera toot gaya buhut udaas hoon lekin mai jee raha hoon abhi

ghazal khat likh raha hoon

* ^..GHAZAL..^ Khat likh raha hoon ehd e mohabat ko torr kar….! Kagaz pe aansu’on ki jagha chorr chorr kar….! Tu fikar mand q

Kahin milay tu usay yeh kehna main

Kahin milay tu usay yeh kehna Main saray arman jala chukka hoon Jo sholey bharkey thay khawahishon k Wo ansoyon se bhuja chukka hoon

Main jalwa e sadd rung hoon ya moj e saba hoon

Main jalwa-e-Sadd rung hoon ya Moj-e-Saba hoon.? Ehsas ki Chokhat Pe Khara Soch raha hoon Ik jaam to Pee lene de ay gardish-e-doraan Phir

Main zard beej ho0n aor sabz hona

Main zard beej ho0n aor sabz hona chahta hoon Mairi zameen,tairi mitti ka mashwara kiya hy?? Bikhr raha hoon teri tarah mein b aey

Macher ne 1admi ko din me kata

macher ne 1admi ko din me kata admin ne kaha tum to raat me kaattay hona? macher bola zardari ka dor hai ghar k

Pathan calls his wife ghar nahin

Pathan calls his Wife: Ghar Nahin Aa Sakta, Car ka steering, Gear Sab chori ho Gaya hai. After 5 min, He calls: ‘Aa Raha

Ek sardar apna marriage certificate ku 1

Ek Sardar Apna Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour se Dekh raha tha. Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu? Sardar

Sardar soch raha hoon k america ghoom

Sardar: soch raha hoon k America ghoom Aaon, kitnay paisay Lagain gain? Pathan: nahi lagain gain, Sardar:wo kesay? Pathan: sochnay k paisay nahi Lagtay.

zindagi ka suraagh milta nahi

*. . .Zindagi ka Suraagh Milta Nahi, mOhs!N Waqt ki dhool ura Raha hoon Main. . .* ;=;=;=;=;=;=;=;=;=;=; R o C k s ;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;

Udas tehreer parh kay meri meray

Udas Tehreer Parh Kay Meri, Meray Sanam Muskura Na Dena, Yeh Aakhri Khatt Mein Likh Raha Hoon, Khayal Rakhna Kahin Jala Na Dena, Guzar

Our yeh joo men aap ko messag

our yeh joo men aap ko messag kar raha hoon IN MASSEGS KA PAGE CHOTE CHOTE HAI OUR YEH PAG KUCH BARA LAGTA HAI

Sar jhukaaoge to patthar devtaa ho jaayega

Sar Jhukaaoge To Patthar Devtaa Ho Jaayega Itna Mat Chaaho Use Wo Bewafa Ho Jaayega Hum Bhi Dariya Hain Humein Apna Hunar Maloom Hai

i o o corolla xli 2011

_____ _/___I______ ‘-o——-‘-o–‘ Corolla XLI 2011 Bhej Raha Hoon Ham Doston Se Koi Hisab Nahin Krte. .* . . Kapra Mar K Wapas Bhej

Sardar oye kya kar rahe ho

Sardar: Oye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?? : Pathan: Iss Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kar Raha Hoon! : Sardar: Wo Kyun?? : Pathan: Wo Jab

Uska chehra roo baroo hai aaj kalaaankh

Uska chehra roo baroo hai aaj kalAaankh har pal ba wuzoo ha aaj kal Ik taraf lahaq ghame dunya mujheyUspey teri justajoo hai aaj

Kabhi apni galiyon se kabhi bazm e sham se

Kabhi apni galiyon se kabhi bazm-e-sham se, Awaaz de raha hoon tujhe har muqam se. Ye teri julfon ka ghana andhera hai, Ya bujha

Dukh dard ke maaron se mera zikar

dukh dard ke maaron se mera zikar na kerna… ghar jao to yaaron se mera zikar na kerna… woh zabt na ker payenge aankhon

Aaj main kitni aazadi mahsos kar raha

Aaj main kitni Aazadi mahsos kar raha hoon, Jism jaise maange karna bhool gaya, ‘ Mann tarapna – tarapna bhool gaya, Jeevan aaj jaise

Koi umeed jo hoti tere laut aany

~Koi umeed jo hoti tere laut aany ki~…….., ~Phir na hoti essi halat dil deewany ki~…….., ~Main tu har haal main khush rehny ki

Mujy likh kar kaheen mehfooz lo mohsin

Mujy likh kar kaheen mehfooz kar lo Mohsin Tumhari baaton say nikalta ja raha hoon!!!

Sardar apni marriage certificate ko 1 ghante

Sardar apni marriage certificate ko 1 ghante se dekh raha tha. Wife: Tussi inni dair se ki deikh rahe ho? Sardar: Expiry date dhoond

Friends my name faisal agar koi chat

friends my name faisal agar koi chat ya koi dosti karna chata ha to msg kary main wait kar raha hoon…..

Bhula na akoge mujhe bhool kar tum

Bhula na $akoge Mujhe Bhool kar Tum Mein ak$ar tumhein Yad Ata Rahonga Kabhi Khuwab Bankar Kabhi Yad Bankar Mein Nendiein Tumhari Churata Rahonga

Ghzal masroof hai din raat usay waqt

{GHZAL} Masroof hai din raat usay waqt kahan hai, wo mujh se karay baat usay waqt kahan hai, Betab-e-dil ka usay andaza nahi hai,

Aslam ek raat macher dani say bahir

Aslam ek raat macher dani say bahir so raha tha. Maa nay poocha k Aslam beitay isa q kertay ho? Aslam:maa gee, macheron ko

Us ka chehra roobaroo hai aaj kal

Us ka chehra roo’ba’roo hai aaj kal Aankh her pal baa’wazoo hai aaj kal Ik taraf lahaq ghum-e-duniya mujhe’ Us pe’ tairi justajoo hai

Dil ki dastaan dard e qalam say likh raha

Dil ki dastaan dard-e-qalam say likh raha hoon beetay howay khud pay sitam likh raha hoon, Dil ka qatal ho gia meray aur janazay

Zikar e hussain as sab se kiye

Zikar e Hussain (A.S) Sab Se Kiye Ja Raha Hoon Main Dil Ka Zuban Se Kaam Liye Ja Raha Hoon Main Mehfil Mein Jatay

Aik sharabi ko police ne raat 2

Aik Sharabi ko Police Ne Raat 2 Bajey Rok k Poocha: Itni Raat ko kahan Ja Rahey ho? Sharabi: Mein SHARAB or Smoking k

Ye mojza b muhabbat kabhi dikhaye mujhe

Ye mojza b muhabbat kabhi dikhaye mujhe, K sung tujh pe giray or zakham aye mujhe. Main apnay paon talay rondata hoon saye ko,

Mujhe pata chala k mera dost bohat

Mujhe Pata Chala k Mera DOST Bohat Udaas Hai To Is Liye 2 Larkiyan Bhej Raha Hoon. (-_-) SHEELA / / (. (. /

Khud hi apni galtiyaan sudhaar raha hoon

Khud hi apni galtiyaan sudhaar raha hoon Tere aanay se bigarr gaya tha main

Ab jo lautey ho itney saaloon mein

ab jo lautey ho itney saaloon mein dhoop utree howi hai baaloon mein tum meri aankh kay samunder mein ,’, tum meri rooh kay

Sari raat ki jagi hui ankhein college

Sari raat ki jagi hui ankhein College mein kia parhti hungi Khul na jaey kahein raz-e-dil Har Waqt es sy darti hungi Janay kasay,Kidhar

Jo mausam beet jata hai dobara kyon

Jo mausam beet jata hai dobara kyon nahin ata kahin se laut ker bachpan hamara kyon nahin ata yahan anay ko to har din

Phaila raha hoon is liye kashkol e

Phaila Raha Hoon Is Liye Kashkol e Bandagi Sanson Ko Karbala Ki Hararat Ka Shoq Hai Jannat Ki Aarzu Nahi Jeeta Hoon Is Liye

Bohat si tamanah hai mere iss dil

Bohat si tamanah hai mere iss Dil main, Jo likh raha hoon Smspunch main, Yaad aati hai teri bheer main tanhayi main, Her pal

Sardar ek baraf ka tukra utha ker

Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha… Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho??? Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh

Aaj phir koi ghazal tere naam na

Aaj Phir Koi Ghazal Tere Naam Na Ho Jai Kahin Likhte Likhte Shaam Na Ho Jai ………. Kar Raha Hoon Intizar Tere Izhar e

Meri chashm e gham dil e muztarib gham e aarzu gham e justju liye phir

Meri chashm-e-gham, dil-e-muztarib, gham-e-aarzu, gham-e-justju… Liye phir raha hoon nagar nagar, kisi meharban ki amaanaten…!!!

Bus chali jhatka laga 1 pathan

Bus chali Jhatka laga 1 pathan 1 larkee pe gira Larki boli Bat tameez kya kar rahe ho Pathan bola Punjab college sy b.Com

Sex k doraan biwi ko shak huwa

Sex k doraan biwi ko shak huwa k bacha jaag raha hay Biwi ne bola to shohar ne bache ko doosre kamre mein lita

Kabhi apni galiyon se kabhi bazm e sham se

Kabhi apni galiyon se kabhi bazm-e-sham se, Awaaz de raha hoon tujhe har muqam se. Ye teri julfon ka ghana andhera hai, Ya bujha

Kya hai k woh i hope

kya hai k woh i hope u understand actually i wanna say woh yeh k acha ab boloon kya?? hope u dont mind plz

Serhad e zeest k us paar utar jane do

Serhad-e-Zeest k us paar utar jane do, Mujh ko is Manzil-e-Ulfat se guzar jane do, Kab talak jalte raho ge Gham-e-Tanhai main, Ab fiza

Tanha rehna seekh raha hoon mar kay

Tanha rehna seekh raha hoon Mar kay jeena seekh raha hoon Mang kay pana seekh liya… hai Pa kay khona seekh raha hoon Sabar

Train mai ek husband apni wife say

Train mai ek husband apni wife say: ‘tujh say shadi kar k pachta raha hoon.’ ‘dil karta hai tujhe kutttay k aagay daal doon’

Pappu was writing his fathers name on

Pappu was writing his father’s name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him: What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha

Please naram dil walay yeh sms na

Please, Naram dil walay yeh sms na parhain Ek Princess nay ailan kya k jo shakhs 3 glass thook k pyay ga main us

Jo mausam beet jata hai dobara kyon

Jo mausam beet jata hai dobara kyon nahin ata kahin se laut ker bachpan hamara kyon nahin ata yahan anay ko to har din

Ab jo lautey ho itney saaloon mein

Ab jo lautey ho itney saaloon mein Dhoop utree howi hai baaloon mein Tum meri aankh kay samunder mein Tum meri rooh kay ujaaloon

Dadi omer omer dadi eik minute array

Dadi: Omer???? Omer: Dadi Eik Minute… Dadi: Array Omer??? Omer: Daadiii Aikkk Minuteeeee.. Dadi: Omerrrrrrrrrr???? ………… ………… Omer: Budhi Ruk ja Aata hun …Potty

Sadiyoon k faaslay se tu mere

SAdiYoOn K FAaSLaY SE TU MErE LiYE HAi MUntAziR TErE LiYE HOoN MUntAziR QiRnOon Ki DoOriYuN SE MAiN DAsT-E-ShAb-E FirAq MAiN AEsE SULag RAhA

Best ghazal khat likh raha hoon

BEST GHAZAL Khat likh raha hoon ehd-e-mohabat ko torr kar….! Kagaz pe aansu’on ki jagha chorr chorr kar.! Tu fikar mand q hai mere

Me ajj apko 1 bat kehne jah

Me AjJ ApkO 1 Bat Kehne JaH RahA HooN Direct Kahoon ! chlo Direct Keh Deta Hoon ! $HaPPy NeW YeAr$ 2011

Sardar ek baraf ka tukra utha ker

Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha… Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho??? Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh

Wife pehlay tum daily karte they

Wife : Pehlay tum daily karte they phir weekly aur ab monthly karte ho .. Kyun ? Husband : Pehle teri aisee thee {}

Ek sardar bar mein ro raha tha

Ek sardar bar mein ro raha tha Frind: kun ro rahe ho? Sardar: owr kia karoon? Main jis larki ko bhulana chah raha hoon,

Mat pooch ke kis tarah guzar rahi

Mat pooch ke kis tarah guzar rahi hai zindgi…, us daur se guzar raha hoon jo guzarta hi nahin…..

Malik pathan se meri t shirt

Malik pathan se – Meri T-Shirt ulti kar k press karna. Malik 2 din baad pochta hai, T-Shirt press hui? Pathan 2 din se

sweet lovers 1

*. . .Sweet lovers. . .* 1 sweet si choti larki or larka beth kar 2no ek saath roo rahe the, Un se pocha

Mere her ghari k humsafar meri ulfaton

*’Mere her Ghari k hum’Safar, Meri ULfaton ka Jawab Dy_, Mere Piyar ka, Mere ishQ ka, Sabhi Chahaton ka hisab Dy_, Main Ny Zindagi

best ghzl khat

^.. BEST ..^ ^..GHÃ…ZÃ…L..^ ””””’ Khat likh raha hoon ehd e mohabat ko torr kar….! : Kagaz pe aansu’on ki jagha chorr chorr kar….!

Mere sapno ki raani kab aaye gi

mere sapno ki raani kab aaye gi tu…! (‘,’) ) (/ _//_ aai rut Mastani kab aaye gi tu…… beeti jae zindagani kab aaye

Ye hoti hy sachi dosti

Ye Hoti Hy Sachi Dosti. . . 1 dost ne apne dost ko phone ker k kaha: ‘Main ro raha hoon’ Dost ne kaha

Mein janoon ki un hadoon ko choo

mein janoon ki un hadoon ko choo raha hoon ‘meriii’ k tum tower pe v charr jao to nai choo saktay

Ek pathan kafi dair se apna nikah

Ek pathan kafi dair se apna ‘NIKAH NAMA’ dekh raha tha,, Wife ne tang aa kr poocha.. Kia dekh rahe ho?? Pathan bola.. -‘EXPIRY

Tere jaisa bhi mera haal tha na

Tere jaisa bhi mera haal tha., na sukoon tha na qaraar tha Yehi umar thi mere hamnashin., k kisi se mujh ko b pyaar

1 machhar ne admi ko din me

1 machhar ne 1 admi ko din me kata, Admi:- tum tu raat ko kat’te ho… Machhar:- Zardari ka dor hai dear, ghar k

bikhar rahi hy meri zaat usy

*.* Bikhar Rahi Hy Meri Zaat Usy Kehna Kbhi Milay To Yehe Baat Usy Kehna Wo Sath Tha To Zamana Tha Hamsafr Mera Mgar

Dastak bhi de raha hoon to khaali

‘Dastak Bhi De Raha Hoon To Khaali Makaan Par, Dost Aur Muntazir Bhi Hoon Kay Abhi Aaye Gi Sada..

Tu ne irade hi mere tor diye

Tu Ne Tu Irade Hi Mere Tor Diye Hain ::”GurIYA”:: Guzre Ga Safar Kaise,Khara Soch Raha Hoon……!!!

Kai saal guzray beetay shab o roz ke

Kai Saal Guzray Kai Saal Beetay Shab-o-Roz ke Gardishon ka Tasalsul Dil-o-Jaan Main Sansoon Ki Pertien Ulat’tay Howay Zalzaloon ke tarhaa Hanpta hai Chatakhtay

Pathan i am going ka kiya matlab

Pathan: ‘I am Going’ ka kiya matlab hota hai? Sardar: Main Ja Raha Hoon Pathan: Aise to tera Baap bhi Nahi Ja sakta Pehle

Sardar ek baraf ka tukra utha ker

Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha… Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho??? Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh

Jo mausam beet jata hai dobara kyon

Jo mausam beet jata hai dobara kyon nahin ata kahin se laut ker bachpan hamara kyon nahin ata yahan anay ko to har din

Gul tera rang chura laaye hain gulzaaron

Gul tera rang chura laaye hain gul_zaaron mein jal raha hoon bhari barasaat ki bauchhaaron mein Mujh se katra ke nikal jaa magar ai

Ye keh ker farishton se jannat

Ye Keh Ker Farishto’n Se JANNAT Mein Chala Jao’n Ga HUSSAIN (r.a) k Qadmo’n k Nishaan Dhoond Raha Hoon ~ Allama Iqbal ~

Jaan ge joo msg mil rahy hain

jaan ge joo msg mil rahy hain un ka reply krti rahooo r tum ne batia he nahin k 2 no abu ke kia

Chand phir udaas hai ajnabi sii

Chand Phir Udaas Hai, Ajnabi Sii Raahon Mein, Door Tak Nigaahon Mein, Bay-Rukhi Ka Mausam Hai, Aaj Phir Nigaahon Ko, Beetay Pal Kii Payaas

Main khud ko bohot tanha mehsoos

Main Khud Ko Bohot Tanha Mehsoos kar Raha Hoon…….! Faraz Koi hay jo muje Apni Girl frnd ka Number Send Kr De

Aik pathan barf ka tukra hath mein

Aik pathan barf ka Tukra hath mein pakar k Ghor se dekh raha tha. Kisi ne pucha: Kia dekh rahe ho? Pathan: Mein dekh

Udaas tehreer parh ke meri mere sanam

Udaas tehreer parh ke meri, mere sanam musura na dena, Ye aakhri khat main likh raha hoon, khayal karna jala na dena, Guzar rahi

Iss karri dhoop men jaltay hoye paaon

Iss karri Dhoop Men Jaltay Hoye Paaon Ki Tarah, Tu Kisi or K Aangan Men Hy Chaaun Ki Tarah, Tu To Waaqif Hy Mere

Sardar oye kya kar rahe ho

Sardar: Oye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?? : Pathan: Iss Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kar Raha Hoon! : Sardar: Wo Kyun?? : Pathan: Wo Jab

Sardar dukhi tha kisi ne pocha

Sardar dukhi tha, kisi ne pocha Kun tension me ho? Sardar: Yar ek dost ko plastic surgery k liye 2 lakh diye the, ab

Apna dil saray zamanay se chhupa kar

Apna Dil Saray Zamanay Se Chhupa Kar Teray Shehar Se Ja Raha Hoon Khud Ko Luta Kar Tujh Per Yaqeen Tha K Tu Sath

Aj phir main tanha hoon aur

Aj phir main tanha hoon Aur yeh dil bhi udas hai na hai koi rooshni ka cheeragh na hi zindagi ka ehsas hai aj

A o ajan kia hal hainna janay mujhay kayoun

A-O-A.JAN KIA HAL HAIN.NA JANAY MUJHAY KAYOUN LAG RAHA HAY K TUM THEEK HO.’INSHALLAH’.BUS APNY SEHAT AUR FOOD KA KHAS KHAYAL RAKHA KORO.AUR KHUDA

Yeh mustafa saww ne khawab mein shabbeer

Yeh Mustafa (S.A.W.W) Ne Khawab Mein Shabbeer (A.S) Se Kaha Yani Quran e Paak Ne Tafseer Se Kaha Rooh Ne Badan Se Loh Ne

Kahaniyan na suno aas pass logon ke

Kahaniyan na suno aas pass logon ke K maira shahar hai basti, udaas logon ke Mohabaton ka safar khatam he nahe hota Hamain to

Sar jhukaaoge to patthar devtaa ho jaayega

Sar Jhukaaoge To Patthar Devtaa Ho Jaayega Itna Mat Chaaho Use Wo Bewafa Ho Jaayega Hum Bhi Dariya Hain Humein Apna Hunar Maloom Hai

Chand phir udaas hai ajnabi si raahon

CHAND PHIR UDAAS HAI Ajnabi Si Raahon Mein, Door Tak Nigahon Mein, Teergi Ka Mausam Hai, Berukhi Ka Mausam Hai, Aaj Phir Nigahon Ko

Uska chehra roo baroo hai aaj kal

Uska chehra roo baroo hai aaj kal Aaankh har pal ba wuzoo ha aaj kal Ik taraf lahaq ghame dunya mujhey Uspey teri justajoo

Buhut kuch hai kaha mene suna tum

Buhut kuch hai kaha mene Buhut kuch hai suna tum ne,,, Akhri baat keh raha hoon tum a rahe ho naa???

Akhri saans hai baaqi hamari mulaqaat ke

Akhri saans hai baaqi hamari mulaqaat ke beech me,,, main ik aahat see sun raha hoon tum aa rahe ho na???

Ajnabi sheher hai ajnabi log hain phir

ajnabi sheher hai Ajnabi log hain Phir bhi main chul raha hoon Is Aas main Ke Koi to apna ho ga Koi to payara

Aaj jab tere baalon ko haatho se

Aaj jab tere baalon ko haatho se sahlata hoon…. Lagta hai… kisi kaantedaar jhari ko haath laga raha hoon… jee karta hai, in baalon

Sardar darwaze pe bandook liye khara

Sardar Darwaze pe bandook liye khara tha.. Wife: Yahan kyun kharay ho?? Sardar: Shair k shikaar par ja raha hoon.. Wife: tou jao na..

Ek pathan 100 volt k bulb par

Ek Pathan 100 volt k bulb par Baap ka naam likh raha tha. 2nd Pathan ne poocha . . ‘kya kar rahay ho?’ .

Bewafa teri zuban par ye wafa ki

Bewafa teri zuban par ye wafa ki baten , aisa lgta he k main bol raha hoon tujy men

Ghungroo ki tarah bajta hi raha hoon

Ghungroo ki tarah Bajta hi raha hoon mein Ghungroo ki tarah Bajta hi raha hoon mein Kabhi iis pagh me Kabhi oos pagh me

Dil ke badle main na diya tumne

Dil Ke Badle Main Na Dil Diya Tumne Dard Mujhko Sanam Har Qadam Diya Tumne Ik Muskurahat Hi To Maangi Thi Tumse Na Bhar

Sfar k bad bhi safar ka aehtimam

Sfar k Bad Bhi Safar Ka Aehtimam Kar Raha Hoon Main… Ajeeb Be-Dili Se Har Jaga Qayam Kar Raha Hoon Main… Har ik Lafz

Jal raha hoon kisi k yaad mein

Jal Raha Hoon Kisi K Yaad Mein Es Tarah Sy, K Neend To Aa Rahi Hai Magar Dil Sona Nahi Chahta.

Log apne kapro ke style pr kitna

Log apne kapro ke style pr kitna paisa barbad kar dete hain,, Jab k zindgi ke sab se haseen lamhe bina kapro ke guzarty