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raha-hai SMS Messages

Zindagi bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi pata

ZINDAGI Bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi,.. Pata nahi kis aur jaa rahi hai,.. Guzre waqt ko dabaye hue,… Jaane kis mod par aa rahi

Pathan sardar se yara hum shadi kr

Pathan Sardar Se: Yara Hum Shadi Kr Raha Hai. Sardar: Kon Hai Wo Kush Naseeb Us Larki Ka Naam Kya Hai? Pathan: Munni Sardar:

Kabhi gham ki aag me jal uthe

Kabhi Gham Ki Aag Me Jal Uthe, Kabhi Dagh-e-Dil ne Jala Dia, Ay Junoon-E-Ishq Bata Zara, Muje Q Tamasha Bana Dia, Gham-E-Ishq Kitna Ajeeb

Na dikhaao chalte youn qadam pe shokhi

Na Dikhaao Chalte Chalte Youn Qadam Qadam Pe Shokhi Koi Qatl Ho Raha Hai Sar-e-Aam Chupke Chupke Kabhi Shokhiyaan Dikhana Kabhi Unka Muskurana Yeh

Rehmat k qatrey baras rahe hein badal

Rehmat k Qatrey baras rahe hein, Badal b khush hein aaj tou Yaroo, Zameen ko dhoya ja raha hai, k Aakhir Aamid kiss ki

Kah raha hai samander sai pani ka

kah raha hai samander sai pani ka sakoot jis ka jitna zarf hai wo utna khamosh rahe

Meeti meri qabar se choora raha hai

Meeti meri Qabar se choora raha hai koi. Dur reh kr bhi mujhy yaad aa raha hai koi. Ay Khuda, ek pal ki zindagi

Andaz apna dekhta hain aainy mein wo

Andaz apna dekhta hain aainy mein wo ,, Aur ye bhi dekhta hai koi dekhta na ho ,, Apni dua mein sirf mujy maangta

Usy kehna december ja raha hai

Usy kehna….! December ja raha hai, December k guzarte hi, Bars ik or Maazi ka, Fizaun mein doob jaey ga, usy kehna, December k

Apnay hothon par sajaana chahta hoon aa

Apnay hothon par sajaana chahta hoon, Aa tujhay main gungunana chahta hoon ! Koi aansoo tery daaman par gira gar, Boond ko moti banana

Bandarya ne sher se kaha badshah salamat

Bandarya ne sher se kaha: badshah salamat mujhe shadi karni hy; Sher: sbar kro! dulha abhi SMS parh raha hai, parh kar muskuray tou

Oye paaji apni pregnant wife ko itne

Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai…….. Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery

Zara sambhal k zyada bhaari chizain

Zara sambhal k zyada bhaari chizain mat uthana waqt pe khana waqt pe sona apna khayal rakhna Q k 9 wan mahina chal raha

Har kadam mein teri hi aahat sunai

Har kadam mein teri hi aahat sunai deti hai, Kya karu ki dard ab teri judaai deti hai, Neend bhar soye hue arsa hua

Ruk jao subah tak na ho raat

Ruk jao subah tak, Na ho raat aakhri, Shayed hon ye zindgi, K lamhat aakhri, Aap aaye Or mareez_e_Mohabat, K lab khulay, Shayed ye

Donon jahan teri mahabbat mein haar kay

donoN jahan teri mahabbat meiN haar kay woh jaa raha hai koi shab-e-gham guzaar kay weeraaN hai mai-kada khum o saaghar udaas haiN tum

Pathan sardar se yara hum shadi kr

Pathan Sardar Se: Yara Hum Shadi Kr Raha Hai. Sardar: Kon Hai Wo Kush Naseeb Us Larki Ka Naam Kya Hai? Pathan: Munni Sardar:

Wo aaj tak nawazta hi ja raha

Wo Aaj Tak Nawazta Hi Ja Raha hai Apne Lutf O Karam Se Mujhe, Bus Ek Bar Kaha Tha Mein Ne Khuda Se: ‘Elaahi

Pichli line m betha bacha miss mera

Pichli Line m betha bacha: miss mera shoe lace khul gaye hy plz meri help kr dain. Miss pas i or jab lace tie

Kon kehta hai k pani ko tarste

Kon kehta hai, K pani ko tarste the “HUSSAIN” ~ Un K honton ko, tarsta raha pyasa pani… ~ Selaab dekhta hon, tu Aata

Lipti rahi wajood se khusbu tamam raat

Lipti Rahi Wajood Se Khusbu Tamam Raat, Aata Raha Hai Yaad Mujhe woh Taman Raat, Usnay Baray Khuloos Se Mangi Thi Roshni, Girtay Rahay

Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar flutter

Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar

Ankho me tehra ansu o ka sawan

Ankho Me Tehra Ansu O ka Sawan Ye Bata raha hai Rukhsat-e-Haider(a.s) Ka Waqt Qareeb Araha hai Shabbir(a.s) Ki Yateemi Zainab(s.a) Ki Be Ridae

Ab to le de wohi shakhs bacha

Ab to le de wohi shakhs bacha hai mujh mein, mujh ko mujh se jo juda ker k chupa hai mujh mein Mera ye

Is kadar koi yaad aa rahein hai

is kadar koi yaad aa rahein hai, jaise koi apni jaan liye jaaraha hai, kaise samjao is pagal dil ko k o kisi our

Jaane kya hai dil ke andar jo

Jaane kya hai dil ke andar jo chupke se toot raha hai Ek meherbaan ka haath jaise hathon se chooth raha hai Lamha lamha

Apun 1 sher bole chand upar se

Apun 1 sher Bole ‘Chand upar se phenk raha hai Light’ ‘Ae MAMU ho gai hai Night’ ‘Band krney ka Light’ ‘Aur soney ka

Agr allah tumhari duaain poori kar raha

Agr ALLAH tumhari dua’ain poori kar raha hai to wo tumhara ‘yaqeen’ barha raha hai Agar dua’ain poori karne main dair kr raha hai

Pathan yaara hum bohat pareshan hai sardar

Pathan: Yaara Hum bohat Pareshan hai. Sardar: Kyun Khan Saab? Pathan: Yaara 2 ghanta ho gaya hai koi humain, ‘Battery Low’ k Naam se

Tum bin jia jae kese kese bin

tum bin jia jae kese…? kese jia jae tum bin..? aja lot kr tu ye dil keh rha hai ajlot kr tu ye dil

Girls college k bahir larkiyan chaat wale

Girls College K Bahir Larkiyan Chaat Wale Se Chaat Kese Maang Rahi Thi. 1st; Uncle Meri Chaat 2nd; Uncle Pehle Meri Chaat 3rd; Main

Jab allah tumhare passe kuch le leta

Jab ALLAH Tumhare PasSe Kuch Le Leta Hai , To Mat Socho K Wo Tumhe Saza De Raha Hai, Balke Wo Tumhe Is Se

Kisi aik shaks ka pura name bhi

Kisi Aik Shaks Ka Pura Name Kisi Bhi Aik Number K Samne Likho! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Then

Mizan e jahalat mein gohar tol raha

Mizan e Jahalat Mein Gohar Tol Raha Hai Pemana e Tableegh Mein Zehar Ghol Raha Hai Agar Koi Ya Ali Madad (A.S) Kehnay Se

Mohabbaton ki ye wardaten koi sune ga

Mohabbaton ki ye wardaten koi sune ga to kya kahe ga Ye bahki bahki hamari baten koi sune ga to kya kahe ga Raqabaton

Jo bhee bura bhala hai allah janta

jo bhee bura bhala hai allah janta hai bande ke dil meiN kya hai allah janta hai yeh farsh-o-arsh kya hai allah janta hai

Bus aa jao kahin wo mile

BUS AA JAO Kahin wo mile to usay kehna K aa jao, aa jao k koi shiddat se,Barri muddat se, Barri muhabat se Tmhara

Tere aane kaa dhokaa saa rahaa hai

tere aane kaa dhokaa saa rahaa hai diyaa saa raat bhar jaltaa rahaa hai ajab hai raat se aaNkhoN kaa aalam, ye dariyaa raat

Ta hashr ye khayal meray dil

Ta Hashr Ye Khayal Meray Dil Ka Chain Hai MOHSIN Meri Nijaat Ka Wasela HUSSAIN (a.s) Hai Aankho Mai Jaagta Hai Sada Gham HUSSAIN(a.s)

Jub tum namaz k liye khare hote

Jub tum namaz k liye khare hote ho to sir se asman tk rahmat-e-ilahi ghata ban k cha jati hai, Farishty tere chehre ki

Aaj afs0s h0 raha hai haalezindagi par

Aaj afs0s h0 raha hai haal_e_zindagi par…. Kaash kabhi kisi k sath had se ziyada m0habbat na ki h0ti…!

Girls of 2011 1st girl aaj

‘Girls Of 2011’ 1st girl: Aaj kal k larkon ka koi aitbar nhi, Main to ab uska muhn b nhi dekhungi 2nd: Q kiya

Pagal khanay ka incharge ek se

PagaL Khanay ka Incharge Ek PagaL se ‘Aap theek hain isliay Aapko RELEASE Kiya ja raha hai, magar Afsos, KaL Jis PagaL ko Aapne

Question of the day students raat

Question Of The Day? Students raat ko Q parhte hen? Pathan: Q k din me to dhoop parhti hai (‘,) /))/? ….le bhai pathan

Ek bar jism k hison ki meeting

Ek bar Jism k Hison ki Meeting Hui Sab Hi Aaye Par Jigar Nahi Aaya, Sabhi heraan hoay k Jigar kahan Gaya, Baad mein

Pathan raat ko machar dani laga ker

pathan raat ko machar dani laga ker so raha tha,achanak ek jugnoo aa nikla, pathan: lo ye kucha machar humko torch lekar dhund raha

Mohabtoun k yeh darya uttr na jayein

MOHABtOUN K YEH DARYA UTtR NA JAYEIN KAHEIN JO DIL GULAB HEIN ZAKHMOUN SE BHAR NA JAYEIN KAHEIN ABHI TU WADA-O-PEMAAN HEIN AUR YEH

Tum bin kya hai jeena jiya jaaye

Tum Bin Kya Hai Jeena Tum Bin Jiya Jaaye Kaise Kaise Jiya Jaaye Tum Bin Sadiyon Se Lambi Hain Raatein …Sadiyon Se Lambe Hue

Ghazal kabhi gham ki aag me

‘Ghazal’ Kabhi Gham Ki Aag Me Jal Uthe, . . Kabhi Dagh-e-Dil ne Jala Dia, . . Ay Junoon-E-Ishq Bata Zara, . . Muje

Aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say

Aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say: maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur, usay dheko jo message

Sukun mil gaya aaj muje badnaam ho

Sukun mil gaya aaj muje badnaam ho kar tere har ek ilzaam pay yuN bezabaan ho kar kya hua gar bulaya muje beizzat karne

Ab waqt e judai hai mujhe alvida kehdo phir

Ab Waqt-e-Judai Hai Mujhe Alvida Kehdo Ab Phir Wo Tanhai Hai Mujhe Alvida Kehdo Mai Laakh Bura Thyraah Hoon Aap Ki Nazar Me Dil

Ae maalik e zameen o aasma aye khaalik e qainaat surah rehman k

Ae Maalik-e-Zameen-o-Aasma Aye Khaalik-E-Qainaat Surah Rehman K Sadqe Surah Fatiha K Sadqe Ayaat-E-Kareema K Sadqe, Hamesha Mehfooz Rakhna, Be-R0z-Gaari Se, Tangdasti Se, Aazmaish Se,

1 pathan sharab k nashay me ghar

1 Pathan sharab k Nashay me ghar Aaya or so gaya. Sotay me uski Mout hogai. Upar ja k us ne ilteja ki k

Abey bina balkani k flat flowerpot khali

Abey bina Balkani K flat, Flowerpot, Khali patili K dhakhan mafiq barjela kio hai? Daykh kia raha hai? Bhai log Gud Morning bolnay ko

Zameen keh rahi hai falak raha aisa

Zameen Keh Rahi Hai Falak Keh Raha Hai Aisa Koi Jora Pehley Daikha Kahe Na Hai Jaisa Jora Ali(a.s) O Fatima(s.a) Ka Bana Hai

pathan yaar uth zalzala aa raha

*. .Pathan: Yaar Uth Zalzala Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha He. 2nd Pathan: Soja’ Soja Ghar To Maalik makan Ka Giray ga,

girls of 2011 1st

*. .Girls of 2011. . 1st girl: aj kal k larkon ka koi aitbar nai, main to ab us ka muh b nai dekhon

Hamnasheen kaisey btaaoon jazba e ulfat kya hai khud

Hamnasheen Kaisey Btaaoon Jazba-e-Ulfat Kya Hai, Khud Btaaye Gi Muhabbat’ Muhabbat Kya Hai. Ishq Ko Log Kyun Maseeha Samjh Bethe Hain, Agar Nahi Ishq

Agar ap k pas zara bi waqt

Agar Ap k pas zara bi waqt ho to Mere is sawal ka jawab dain Sawal ye hai k Wo Konsa Cartoon hai? Jo

V know that they r f9 but

v know that they r f9 but v call n ask ‘oye kesa hai’ v know that v cant forget but v say ‘badtmeez

Ya rab na mil jaye koi jannay

Ya Rab Na Mil Jaye Koi Jannay Wala Bazar Mein Sajjad (A.S) Yeh Dua Mang Raha Hai Tareekh Ne Ghairat Ka Khuda Likha Hai

Jhooki jhooki palaken karti kya hain ishaara

Jhooki jhooki palaken. Karti kya hain ishaara, Kayamat chaa jaati hai, Uthao na tum lajja ka jo ghoongat.. Zindagi ka koi kona na raha

Jab se hua hai woh khwab ki

Jab Se Hua Hai Woh Khwab Ki Tarah Zindagi Guzar Rahi Hai Azaab Ki Tarah Khushbu Ke Kalam Se Shayad Likha Tha Usne Khaut

Aaj kuch bat keh raha hai dil

“Aaj kuch bat keh raha hai Dil” “Shayad koi faryad kar raha hai Dil” “Chupke se keh Diya Dharkan ne” “Wo tum hi ho

2touching line ab dil main kia raha

2/TOUCHing-LiNe ab dil main kia raha hai teri yaad ho to ho …. ye ghar isi chiragh say aabad ho to ho….

Jo bhii buraa bhalaa hai allaah jaanataa

jo bhii buraa bhalaa hai allaah jaanataa hai bande ke dil me.n kyaa hai allaah jaanataa hai ye farsh-o-arsh kyaa hai allaah jaanataa hai

Mujhe gale se lagaa lo bohat udaas

Mujhe Gale Se Lagaa Lo Bohat Udaas Hoon Mein Ghame Jahan Se Chuda Lo Bohat Udaas Hoon Mein Yeh Intezaar Ka Dukh Ab Saha

Boys r always smart b0y tumhare pen

(Boys r always smart) B0y: tumhare pen main ink nai hai kya? Grl: andhay h0 kia? chal t0 raha hai B0y : acha t0

Dekho mere sms ka kamal ghanti

Dekho mere sms ka kamal Ghanti Baji Bweaqoof ne Mob Uthaya ab Bewaqoof SMS parh raha hai Wah kya baat hai… Muskara kar soch

Dil dhadakta hai hichkiyon ke saath kuch

Dil dhadak’ta hai, hichkiyo’n ke saath Kuch na kuch baat honay waali hai Ya’n bohat durr jaa raha hai koi Ya’n phir mulaqaat honay

1 pathan ne ishara kar k tez

1 Pathan ne ishara kar k tez Aati bus ko roka.. Driver Kahan jana hai? Pathan: Jana to kahi nai Bacha ro raha hai.

Tum bin jiya jaey kaise kaise

Tum Bin jiya jaey kaise Kaise jiya jaey tum bin Sadiyon si lambi hein ratein Raton se lambey hue din Aa jao lot kar

Gham e zindagi sunaon mera sheher jal raha hai

Gham-E-Zindagi Sunaon Mera Sheher Jal Raha Hai Main Khushi Kahan Se Laon Mera Sheher Jal Raha Hai Tumhein Ye Gila Hai Logo K Mizaaj

Mujhse chipak sa gaya hai voh ek

Mujhse chipak sa gaya hai, Voh ek saya hai Mujhe nigal raha hai Voh to maya hai Meri hi parchai hai Kabhi juda hote

Tinu kauwa telephone par baith kar

Tinu : Kauwa telephone par baith kar kanw kanw kyon kar raha hai? Chinu : Lagta hai wah apani aawaj dur tak pahunchana chahta

Yehi wafaa ka silaah hai to koi

Yehi Wafaa Ka Silaah Hai, To Koi Baat Nahi Yeh Dard Tum Ne Diya Hai, To Koi Baat Nahi Yehi Bohot Hai Ke Tum

Wife suno ji kutte ko kaise

Wife : suno ji, kutte ko kaise pata chalta hai ke kutiya ka mann kar raha hai?? Husband : soongh ke. Wife : Toh

2 dost safar par ja rahy thy

2 dost Safar Par Ja Rahy Thy Rasty Mai Raat Hogai, Woh TENT Laga k So gaye. RAAT ko 1 ki Aankh Khuli Usne

Ek student dusre se aaj kuch khatarnak

Ek Student Dusre Se: Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai 2nd Student: To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein

1miss u 2dohka dey raha hai

1.Miss U 2.Dohka Dey Raha Hai 3.Ignoring U 4.Jaan Samjhte Hai 5.Love U 6.Never Forgot U 7.Zindagi Manta Hai Ap Ko 8.Like U Serious

Hum tumhaari chaahat mein itni door nikal

Hum Tumhaari Chaahat mein itni door nikal aaye hain, ‘Faraz’ K ab Rikshy wala waapis ka 500 maang raha hai:-)

Kitney majboor hain taqdeer k hathon

Kitney majboor hain TaQdeer K hathon ‘D0ST’ bachi ka phone a raha hai or yes wala button kharab hai. (‘,’)/ /) ( _//_oh shit

Har koi chahta hai ke usey kamyabi

HAR KOI CHAHTA HAI KE USEY ”KAMYABI ” MIL JAE ””LEKIN ! JAB ”MASJID ” SE AWAZ ATI HAI ”’HAYYA ALAL FALAH ”’ [

De ker ghum e judaai woh jaane kidher gaya

De Ker Ghum-e-Judaai Woh Jaane Kidher Gaya Burpaa Qayamatein Jo Mere Dil Pe Ker Gaya Jaate Hue Woh Le Ke Dua Ka Aser Gaya

Aankhon ko intezar ka de ke hunar

Aankhon Ko Intezar Ka De Ke Hunar Chala Gaya, Chaha Tha Ek Shakhs Ko Jaane Kidhar Chala Gaya, Din Ki Wo Mehfilein Gayi Raaton

Uska chehra roo baroo hai aaj kalaaankh

Uska chehra roo baroo hai aaj kalAaankh har pal ba wuzoo ha aaj kal Ik taraf lahaq ghame dunya mujheyUspey teri justajoo hai aaj

Awaz awaz de raha hai koyee

AWAZ Awaz de raha hai koyee asmaan sey Aja merey jahan main apney jahan sey Awaz dey raha hai koyee asman sey Bechain kr

Hazrat abu huraira razi allaho anho farmate

Hazrat ABU HURAIRA (Razi Allaho anho) farmate hein k ‘Meine Rehmat-e-do alam (sallallaho alehe wassallam) se ziada kisi ko khoob sorat na daikha, goya

Kuch barhami hai zara is noor e

Kuch Barhami Hai Zara Is Noor e Aen Mein Milta Hai Iztiraab Yunhi Dil K Chain Mein Selaab Dekhta Hoon Toa Aata Hai Yeh

Manzil bhi kho chuke humsafar nahin raha

Manzil Bhi Kho Chuke Humsafar Bhi Nahin Raha Meri Kisi Bhi Duaa Main Sayad Asaar Hi Nahin Raha Jab Se Huyee Hai Dil Ko

kaan khol kar j

(‘,)/ Kaan ( ( KhoL Kar J L Sun Lo Shehzada sonay ja raha hai… Agar kisi ne koi SmS ya Call ki’ jis

Rukheyaar pe ye zulfein youn phisal rahi

Rukh_e_yaar Pe Ye Zulfein Youn Phisal Rahi Hein Goya Kabhi Din Nikal Raha Hai kabhi Raat Dhal Rahi Hai —

Angushtari hai deen ki nageena hussain as

Angushtari Hai Deen Ki Nageena Hussain (A.S) Ka Kheraat Mein Bhi Dekh Qareena Hussain (A.S) Ka Suraj Pe Soch Chand Sitaron Pe Ghuroor Kar

Mere wajood ko tu samait lai mai

Mere wajood ko tu samait lai mai bhikhar raha ho zara zara mere anson ko b poch lai mai sisak raha ho zara zara

Jo log dil ma allah ka khouf

Jo Log Dil Ma ALLAH Ka Khouf Nhi Rakhtay Phir ALLAH Un K Dil Ma Us Cheez Ka Khouf Paida Farma Deta Hai Jisay

Mohabbaton ki ye wardaten koi sune ga

Mohabbaton ki ye wardaten koi sune ga to kya kahe ga. . . .? Ye bahki bahki hamari baten koi sune ga to kya

Ali as ka zikar karo ki baat

Ali (A.S) Ka Zikar Karo Ali (A.S) Ki Baat Karo Na Bhool Kar Bhi Tum Kisi Aur Ki Baat Karo Kisi Ka Nafs Kisi

Tumhe apne rab se koi or mang

‘Tumhe apne RAB se Koi or mang raha hai’ Or uski Dua mein tumse zyada Asar hai!!

Kashti chala raha hai magar kis

Kashti Chala Raha Hai Kashti Chala Raha Hai MagaR Kis Adaa K Saath??? Hum Bhi Na Dob Jaayen Kahin Na’Khuda K Saath, Phaili Hai

Grahak chotu kya khana pakane me

Grahak : Chotu kya khana pakane me do gante lagate hai? Chotu : Ji nahi,khana to teen din pahle he ban gaya tha, ab

Pura dukh aur adha chand dukh

Pura Dukh Aur Adha Chand Pura dukh aur adha chand Hijr ki shab aur aisa chand Itane ghane badal ke piche Kitana tanha hoga

Kabhi ithkaliyan karna hawa se tilti ki

Kabhi ithkaliyan karna hawa se Kabhi tilti ki khawahish main machalna Humein bhi raas aata jaa raha hai Tumharay ghum ki bahon main sambhalna.

Ghazal shareek e gum huwa jo mery chot

‘GhAZaL’ Shareek-e-Gum huwa jo mery chot khany k bad, Kho diya main ne us ko pany k bad, Mujy naz raha faqat us amal

Mausam adal gaye zamanay gaye lamhon

Mausam ßadal gaye Zamanay ßadal gaye. Lamhon mein Dost ßarson Puranay ßadal gaye. Din ßhar rahe jo Meri Mohaßßat ki Chaaon mein. Woh Log

2011 ja raha hai insan khata

2011 ja raha hai Insan khata k putla hai agar Koi ghalti sarzad hui ho To Plz mujhe Call kr k mafi mang lo

Mere aansoo andar girte hain jaise

Mere Aansoo Mere Andar Girte Hain Jaise Darya Beech Samandar Girte Hain Teri Yaaden Woh Tufaan Uthati Hain Ek Ek Kar Ke Saare Manzar

Kahin wo mily to usy kehna

Kahin wo mily to usy kehna K Lot aao, Lot aao k koi shidat se, Bari mudat se, Bari muhabat se tmhara intzar kr

Plz dont listen the song behne

Plz don’t listen the song. ‘Behne de, mujhe behne de’ Movie: Raavan. Is song me wo banda logon ki behne maang raha hai. :-p.

Jis shaks ne mujhe aik lafz word

jis shaks ne mujhe aik lafz (word) bhi sakhya wo mea ustaad hai mehfil mai jao tu yeh mat dekho kon keh raha hai

Gam nahi hote to hum hote apki

GAM NAHI HOTE TO HUM NAHI HOTE, APKI ANKHO K YE SITAM NAHI HOTE. ZINDGI TO MERA SATH KABHI DETI NAHI, OR HUM MAUT

Kho diye hum ney jawani me barey

Kho Diye Hum Ney Jawani Me Barey Kaam Ke Din Ab To Muddat Say Gali Me Nahi Aaya Qasid Wo Bhi Kia Khoob Thy

Pathan sardar say yara hum shadi kar

Pathan sardar say, yara hum shadi kar raha hai, Sardar: Kon hai wo kush naseeb? pathan: Munni Sardar: Abe wo to bohat badnaam horhi

Chirdiya poori bheeg chuki hai aur

Chirdiya Poori Bheeg Chuki Hai Aur Darakht Bhii Pata Pata Tapak Raha Hai Ghonsla Kab Kaa Bikhar Chuka Chirdya Phir Bhii Chehak Rahi Hai

Wife wo samay jo admi drink ker

Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai, usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k liye inkaar kia tha. Aaj tak sharab

3 dost thay kallu billu ullo

3 Dost thay Kallu, Billu, Ullo, Kalu:-B.S.C. Main parh raha hai. Billu:-M.A.main parh raha hai. Or hamara Ullo:-SMS Parh raha ha. hahahaha:-:)

Is tanhai mei bohot dam ghut raha

Is Tanhai mei BOhot Dam Ghut raha Hai Na Jane KOn Kmeena Bahir Se TOilet ki Kundi Laga Gaya! (”,)/ KHOL OYE /(,) Tera

Aaj kuch kami c hai tere baghair

Aaj kuch kami c hai tere Baghair, Na rang na roshni hai Tere Baghair, Waqt apni raftar se chal raha hai, Bas dharkan thami

Kahin wo mile to usay kehna k

Kahin wo mile to usay kehna K Lot aao, Lot aao k koi shiddat se, Barri muddat se, Barri muhabat se tumhara intizar kar

Jin rahon pe ik umr tera sath

Jin rahon pe ik umr tera sath raha hai, Kuch roz se wo rastay sunsan bohat hain, Ik tark e wafa par mai kaisay

Bed class mein shor ho raha tha

B.Ed Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nai tha, Vice Chancellor entered in class an asked angrily: Kis ka period chal raha hai??

SMS #6137

(,”) (___),,=_____< ) (,,,,','/' :.: ) J J ' ! !'''! ! Hat Jaao Takkar Lag Jaeygi. Faraz Apna Qurbani Ka Bail Ghuma Raha

Chahaat mujhy ub kisi chahat ki

chahaat mujhy ub kisi chahat ki zarort ni lykn ek shakhs apni chahat mujh per nichwar kar raha hai. tum hi btao ae ahl-e-dil

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Bicharnay waalay tujhay khabber hai k

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Pyaray allah pak ye insan jo msg

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Karta hoo ehtraam janaze ka is liye

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Agar allah apki dua kabool kar le

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Har raat chandni nahi hoti piyar mai

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