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raha SMS Messages

Zameen keh rahi hai falak raha aisa

Zameen Keh Rahi Hai Falak Keh Raha Hai Aisa Koi Jora Pehley Daikha Kahe Na Hai Jaisa Jora Ali(a.s) O Fatima(s.a) Ka Bana Hai

Shayad wo gando tha surat to

SHAYAD WO GANDO THA… Surat to dekhi bhali thi, Pr gand uski kali thi. Ek hi uska zoq tha, Chudwane ka shoq tha. Me

Jism tarhpa hay khaak per tanha

Jism tarhpa hay khaak per tanha, Rooh kerti rahi safer tanha. Neend walo ko kia khabar is ki, Kon jaga hai raat bhar tanha.

Ksi ko ghar se niklty hi mil

Ksi ko ghar se niklty hi mil gai manzil Koi hamari tarha umr bhar safar me raha

Kabhi kabhi mere dil main khayal aata

*Kabhi Kabhi Mere DiL Main Khayal Aata Hy . .. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Khayal Dhonda ja Raha Hy? .

Ek pathan apney kandhy pe tota bitha

Ek ‘PATHAN’ Apney Kandhy Pe ‘TOTA’ Bitha Ker Ja Raha Tha, Rasty Mai 1 Admi Ne Rok k Pocha, Bhai Ye Konsa Janwar Hai,

Uljhta chor gaya mujhe sawalon mein woh

Uljhta Chor Gaya Mujhe Sawalon Mein, Woh Ek Shakhs Jo Apna Tha Shehr Walon Mein, Tamam Sochein Uski Gulaam Lagti Hain, Yeh Kon Bas

pathan yaar uth zalzala aa raha

*. .Pathan: Yaar Uth Zalzala Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha He. 2nd Pathan: Soja’ Soja Ghar To Maalik makan Ka Giray ga,

Pathan calls his wife ghar nahin

Pathan calls his Wife: Ghar Nahin Aa Sakta, Car ka steering, Gear Sab chori ho Gaya hai. After 5 min, He calls: ‘Aa Raha

Sooch raha huin jabab kya bhenju aap

sooch raha huin jabab kya bhenju, aap jesse saaks ko khitab kya bheju, koi phool ho to kya kahe, jo khud Gulab ho use

Teri talash mein mera wajood he na

Teri TaLash MeIn Mera ‘Wajood’ hE na Raha Tabah kr Gaei MerI hasTi kO ArzoO TerI..

Open with lovekuch kehna hai apsedar lag

Open with Love Kuch kehna hai apse Dar lag raha hai Wohi baat jo dil ko chhu jaye Wohi 3 lafz Mind to nai

girls of 2011 1st

*. .Girls of 2011. . 1st girl: aj kal k larkon ka koi aitbar nai, main to ab us ka muh b nai dekhon

1 bache ne new car pe pathar

1 Bache ne new Car pe pathar se Scratch daal diya, Jab Baap ne dekha to us ne Ghusse me Hathori Bache ko maari,

Us k pyar ki sodagari b bari

US K PYAR KI SODAGARI B BARI AJEEB THI ‘FARAZ’ WO DIL TO KHARID RAHA THA, MGAR ANSOUN K DAAM SY.

Jaane kya hai dil ke andar jo

Jaane kya hai dil ke andar jo chupke se toot raha hai Ek meherbaan ka haath jaise hathon se chooth raha hai Lamha lamha

Jis daur pe nazan thi duniya ab

Jis daur pe nazan thi duniya, ab hum woh zamana bhool gaye Auron ko jagana yaad raha, khud khoosh mein ana bhool gaye Moon

Ek sardar apna marriage certificate ku 1

Ek Sardar Apna Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour se Dekh raha tha. Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu? Sardar

Umar bher likhtay rahay phir bhi warq

umar bher likhtay rahay phir bhi warq saada raha, janay kia lafz they jo hum se tahreer na hue…

Sardar soch raha hoon k america ghoom

Sardar: soch raha hoon k America ghoom Aaon, kitnay paisay Lagain gain? Pathan: nahi lagain gain, Sardar:wo kesay? Pathan: sochnay k paisay nahi Lagtay.

Main jeet ke haara to kis morr

Main jeet ke Haara to kis Morr pe Aa ke, Toota tera Sahara to kis Morr pe Aa ke, Nishaan Tak na Raha Mari

Husband ek kiss le lu wife no

Husband-ek kiss le lu..? Wife- No. Husband- Jewlry la dunga. Wife- No.. Husband- Car de dunga Wife- No Beta so raha tha, bola- meri

Hussain as mehboob e kibriya hy

HUSSAIN a.s Mehboob E Kibriya Hy HUSSAIN a.s Ghurbat Ki Inteha Hy HUSSAIN a.s Maqsood E Karbala Hy HUSSAIN a.s Mazloom E Karbala Hy

Hamnasheen kaisey btaaoon jazba e ulfat kya hai khud

Hamnasheen Kaisey Btaaoon Jazba-e-Ulfat Kya Hai, Khud Btaaye Gi Muhabbat’ Muhabbat Kya Hai. Ishq Ko Log Kyun Maseeha Samjh Bethe Hain, Agar Nahi Ishq

Shohr or bv mood mai thy 9

Shohr or BV Mood Mai thy, 9 sal k Betay ko Balcony Mai Bhej kar kaha k Mohalley Me Jo kuch ho raha ha

Agar ap k pas zara bi waqt

Agar Ap k pas zara bi waqt ho to Mere is sawal ka jawab dain Sawal ye hai k Wo Konsa Cartoon hai? Jo

Mai karta raha tujh se payar ka

Mai Karta Raha Tujh Se Payar Ka Izhar Tu Todti Rahi Mera Dil Bar Bar Tadapta Raha Mai Teri Ek Haan K Liye Aur

Maalik khabis admi tm bathroom main ghuss

Maalik: Khabis admi Tm bathroom main ghuss aae ? jab k main naha raha hun. Noker: Ghalti ho gai maaf ker den. Mein samjha

zindagi ka suraagh milta nahi

*. . .Zindagi ka Suraagh Milta Nahi, mOhs!N Waqt ki dhool ura Raha hoon Main. . .* ;=;=;=;=;=;=;=;=;=;=; R o C k s ;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;

School life was awesome assignment copy

School life was awesome ASSIGNMENT copy karte time ‘ Oye..!! Ye kya likha hai ?? ‘ … Jo word samajh aa rha hai wo

Pyare mustafa sallallahoalehiwasallam ne farmaya jo chup

Pyare MUSTAFA sal.lal.la.ho.alehi.wa.sallam ne farmaya: Jo chup raha usne Najat pai (Sunan-e-Tirmizi J-4 P-225)

Chashm e num dil e muztarib gham e arzu gham e justju liye phir

Chashm-e-num, Dil-e-muztarib, Gham-e-arzu, Gham-e-justju, Liye phir raha hun nagar nagar kisi mehrban ki amaanaten.

1 sardar aur punjabi ka interview tha

1 sardar aur 1 punjabi ka interview tha.. punjabi se: Q: taleem? Ans: B.A Q:Pakistan kab bana? Ans: Koshish pehle se chal rahi thi

Ab maula rasoolallah sawaw ki dunyavi wiladat

ab Maula Rasoolallah SAWAW Ki Dunyavi Wiladat Hui Tou Us Waqt 3 Mojizay Huway: 1) Pooray Arab Mein Us Roz Asmaan Se Zameen Tak

Waqt guzarta raha par sansey thami

Waqt guzarta raha, par sansey thami thi, Muskura rahe the hum, Par ankho mein nami thi, Saath hamare ye jahan tha sara, Par na

Ab kho raha hey woh bohat ishteyaq

Ab Kho Raha hey Woh Bohat Ishteyaq sey MuJhey… Apna Bnaney me Mujh Ko Zamana lgaya tha Jis Ney…

V know that they r f9 but

v know that they r f9 but v call n ask ‘oye kesa hai’ v know that v cant forget but v say ‘badtmeez

Pathan apne biwi k saath ja raha

Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha: 1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari. Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho. Larka: Maine

Apni yaadain apni baatain le kr jana

Apni yaadain apni baatain le kr jana Bhool gaya… Jaane wala jaldi main tha mil kr jana Bhool gaya, Murr murr kr daikha tha

Ya rab na mil jaye koi jannay

Ya Rab Na Mil Jaye Koi Jannay Wala Bazar Mein Sajjad (A.S) Yeh Dua Mang Raha Hai Tareekh Ne Ghairat Ka Khuda Likha Hai

Jhooki jhooki palaken karti kya hain ishaara

Jhooki jhooki palaken. Karti kya hain ishaara, Kayamat chaa jaati hai, Uthao na tum lajja ka jo ghoongat.. Zindagi ka koi kona na raha

Macher ne 1admi ko din me kata

macher ne 1admi ko din me kata admin ne kaha tum to raat me kaattay hona? macher bola zardari ka dor hai ghar k

Main bhool jaoon tumhain ab yehi munasib

MaiN Bhool JaooN TumhaiN Ab Yehi Munasib Hai Magar Bhulana Bhi ChahooN To Kis Tarah BhoolooN K Tum To Phir Bhi Haqeeqat Ho Koi

Udas tehreer parh kay meri meray

Udas Tehreer Parh Kay Meri, Meray Sanam Muskura Na Dena, Yeh Aakhri Khatt Mein Likh Raha Hoon, Khayal Rakhna Kahin Jala Na Dena, Guzar

Jab se hua hai woh khwab ki

Jab Se Hua Hai Woh Khwab Ki Tarah Zindagi Guzar Rahi Hai Azaab Ki Tarah Khushbu Ke Kalam Se Shayad Likha Tha Usne Khaut

Aaj kuch bat keh raha hai dil

“Aaj kuch bat keh raha hai Dil” “Shayad koi faryad kar raha hai Dil” “Chupke se keh Diya Dharkan ne” “Wo tum hi ho

Our yeh joo men aap ko messag

our yeh joo men aap ko messag kar raha hoon IN MASSEGS KA PAGE CHOTE CHOTE HAI OUR YEH PAG KUCH BARA LAGTA HAI

Udaas tehreer prh k meri mery sanam

Udaas Tehreer Prh K Meri, Mery Sanam Muskra Na Dena Ye Aakhri Khat Main likh Raha Hon Khyal Krna Jala Na Dena Guzr Rahi

2touching line ab dil main kia raha

2/TOUCHing-LiNe ab dil main kia raha hai teri yaad ho to ho …. ye ghar isi chiragh say aabad ho to ho….

Humesha muskura kay aansooun ko chupaya ghum

Humesha muskura kay aansooun ko chupaya Ghum ko chupanay ka yehi rasta nazar aaya Kis kis ko batatey behtey ashkon ka sabab Kay derd-e-dil

Sardar sister k 7 park mey betha

SARDAR SISTER K 7 PARK MEY BETHA TA ! ! ! ! BUILDING SE ADMI BOLA ! ! ! ! KIA KIS KAR RAHE

Berabt si tehreer ibarat nahi hoti hathon

Be’Rabt Si Tehreer “ibarat Nahi hoti” Hathon ki Lakiron main to “Qismat Nahi hoti” Sajday main dikhawa ho to “sajda nahi hota” Gardan k

Kahen sehra kahen sokhe shajar ache nahi

Kahen sehra kahen sokhe shajar ache nahi lagte Mujhe ab khwabzaaron k safar ache nahi lagte Jawabi khat ma yun us ne mere bare

Dayaar e gair mein kaise tujhe sadaa dete tu

dayaar-e-Gair mein kaise tujhe sadaa dete tu mil bhi jata to tujhe gaNvaa dete tum hi ne hum ko sunaya na apnaa dukh varanaa

Tanha mosam he or udas raat he

Tanha mosam he or udas raat he, Wo mil k bichar gaya ye kesi mulaqat he, Dil dharak to raha he magar awaz nahi,

Sardar 1 ghar k nichay khara

Sardar 1 ghar k nichay khara ‘su-su’ kar raha tha, Upar say 1 Lady boli… dikhta nahi hai, diwaar hai? Sardar: bola thora side

Jo bhii buraa bhalaa hai allaah jaanataa

jo bhii buraa bhalaa hai allaah jaanataa hai bande ke dil me.n kyaa hai allaah jaanataa hai ye farsh-o-arsh kyaa hai allaah jaanataa hai

Meri rooh jaise kuchal gya koi shakhs

‘Meri Rooh Jaise KuchaL Gya, Koi Shakhs Aise BdaL Gya, Ye Kiss Ka Harf-e-Dua Raha…? K Main Girtay Girtay SambhaL Gya, Uss Ki Yaad

Yehi wafa ka silaah ha to koi

Yehi Wafa Ka Silaah Ha To Koi Baat Nahi Yeh Dard Tum Ne Diya Ha To Koi Baat Nahi Yehi Bohot Ha K Tum

Pathan 1 saal kay bemar bachey ko

Pathan 1 Saal Kay Bemar Bachey Ko Hospital Ley Kar Gaya Dr:Isko Koi Ulti Seedhi Cheez Tou Nahi Khelai? PATHAN: Nahi, Bohot Ro Raha

Masti bhari nigha se lehra k pee

Masti Bhari Nigha Se Lehra K Pee Gaya, Zulfon Se Khelta Hua Bal Kha K Pee Gaya, Un Ki Nigha-e-Naaz Se Takra Gayi Nigah,

Ek sindhi aur pathan ka interview tha

Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha: Sindhi se: Q: Taleem A: B.A Q: Pakistan kab bana? A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per

Yunhi koie mil gaya tha sarr e raah chalte

yunhi koie mil gaya tha sarr-e-raah chalte chalte wahein thum k rah gi he mari raat dhlate dhalte jo kahi gi na mugh se

Kisi dil mein raha na nazar raha

Kisi Dil Mein Raha Na Kisi Nazar Mein Raha, Teri Talaash Thi So Main Safar Mein Raha, Sar-e-asman Nikla To Mili Zulmaton Ko Zia,

Serious comedy girl main tumhain apna

Serious Comedy: Girl: Main tumhain apna dil nahi day sakti ! Boy: Main itnay uper ka soch bhi nahi raha 😉

Mujhe gale se lagaa lo bohat udaas

Mujhe Gale Se Lagaa Lo Bohat Udaas Hoon Mein Ghame Jahan Se Chuda Lo Bohat Udaas Hoon Mein Yeh Intezaar Ka Dukh Ab Saha

Boys r always smart b0y tumhare pen

(Boys r always smart) B0y: tumhare pen main ink nai hai kya? Grl: andhay h0 kia? chal t0 raha hai B0y : acha t0

Tujhse bichar kar dil teri yado me

Tujhse bichar kar dil teri yado me khoye ja raha hu, Har pal tujhse dur aur maut ke karib hue ja raha hu. Tujhse

Ikthiyar e tarannum se tabassum ki roshni ko jala

Ikthiyar-e-Tarannum Se Tabassum Ki Roshni Ko Jala Dena Main Sonay Ja Raha Hun Muje Subah 5 Baje Jaga Dena! 😀 GOOD NIGHT! :-*

Dekho mere sms ka kamal ghanti

Dekho mere sms ka kamal Ghanti Baji Bweaqoof ne Mob Uthaya ab Bewaqoof SMS parh raha hai Wah kya baat hai… Muskara kar soch

Dil dhadakta hai hichkiyon ke saath kuch

Dil dhadak’ta hai, hichkiyo’n ke saath Kuch na kuch baat honay waali hai Ya’n bohat durr jaa raha hai koi Ya’n phir mulaqaat honay

Ruk jao subah tak na ho raat

Ruk jao subah tak, Na ho raat aakhri, Shayed hon ye zindgi, K lamhat aakhri, Aap aaye Or mareez_e_Mohabat, K lab khulay, Shayed ye

1 pathan ne ishara kar k tez

1 Pathan ne ishara kar k tez Aati bus ko roka.. Driver Kahan jana hai? Pathan: Jana to kahi nai Bacha ro raha hai.

Apni ankhon k smandr me utr jane

Apni ankhon k smandr me utr jane de tra mujrim hun mujy dob k mar jane de ____(‘,’)/____ ‘~’~’ ‘~’~’ Oye muje bahar nikalo

Uthaae phirta raha main bohat muhabbat

Uthaa’e Phirta Raha, Main Bohat Muhabbat Ko, Phir Ek Din Younhi Socha, Yeh Kya Museebat Hai..!!

Tum bin jiya jaey kaise kaise

Tum Bin jiya jaey kaise Kaise jiya jaey tum bin Sadiyon si lambi hein ratein Raton se lambey hue din Aa jao lot kar

Tumy ager muj per itbar ni

Tumy ager muj per itbar ni Muju be jena tery bager ni ley raha ho ab akri sansay q ky mujy apni sanso per

Dayar e gair mein kaise tujhe sada dete tu

dayar-e-gair mein kaise tujhe sada dete tu mil bhi jata to tujhe ganwa dete tumhin ne ham ko sunaya na apna dukh warna dua

Pagal khanay ka incharge ek se

PagaL Khanay ka Incharge Ek PagaL se ‘Aap theek hain isliay Aapko RELEASE Kiya ja raha hai, magar Afsos, KaL Jis PagaL ko Aapne

Mera maqsad bithana tha usy jane ki

‘Mera Maqsad Bithana Tha, Usy Jane Ki Jaldi Thi Mujy Dukhra Sunana Tha, Usy Jane Ki Jaldi Thi Nahi Tha Waqt Us K Pas,K

Aik aadmi bakrian chura raha tha

Aik aadmi bakrian chura raha tha Sardar vey bakrian kithe le challa en? Admi inhen school chorne ja raha hun sarDar menu pagal samjhia

Hussain theri ata ka chashma dilon daman

Hussain theri ata ka chashma dilon ka daman bhigo ra hay Yeh asman par udas badal theri mohabat min ro raha hay Saba bhi

Gham e zindagi sunaon mera sheher jal raha hai

Gham-E-Zindagi Sunaon Mera Sheher Jal Raha Hai Main Khushi Kahan Se Laon Mera Sheher Jal Raha Hai Tumhein Ye Gila Hai Logo K Mizaaj

Tere jane k bad sirf itna sa

tere jane k bad sirf itna sa gila raha humko ………Faraz…….. to palat kar dekh jata to zindagi intezar main guzar detay

Pathan baap k marne pr ro raha

Pathan Baap K Marne Pr Ro Raha tha, 1 fone Aya Phir Wo Or Ziada Rony Laga Frnd:Kia Hua? Pathan: Hamara Bhai Ka fone

Mujhse chipak sa gaya hai voh ek

Mujhse chipak sa gaya hai, Voh ek saya hai Mujhe nigal raha hai Voh to maya hai Meri hi parchai hai Kabhi juda hote

Tinu kauwa telephone par baith kar

Tinu : Kauwa telephone par baith kar kanw kanw kyon kar raha hai? Chinu : Lagta hai wah apani aawaj dur tak pahunchana chahta

Zara sambhal k zyada bhaari chizain

Zara sambhal k zyada bhaari chizain mat uthana waqt pe khana waqt pe sona apna khayal rakhna Q k 9 wan mahina chal raha

Parwrdigar men badkar hon khatakar hon

Parwrdigar.! Men Badkar Hon Khatakar Hon, Lekn Tery Karm ka Talabgar Hon Teri Bakhshish ka Umedwar Hon, Mujhy Mangna nahi ata, Tujhy to Dena

Is baras bhi eid guzar gai her

Is Baras Bhi Eid Guzar Gai Her Shaam Ki Tarha,, Tera Naam Raha Mere Lab Pe Ek Sawaal Ki Tarha,, Log Miltey Rahey Eid

Na tujhe chorr sakte hain tere ho

Na Tujhe Chorr Sakte Hain Tere Ho Bhi Nahi Sakte Yeh Kaisi Bebasi Hai Aaj Hum Ro Bhi Nahi Sakte Yeh Kaisa Dard Hai

Yehi wafaa ka silaah hai to koi

Yehi Wafaa Ka Silaah Hai, To Koi Baat Nahi Yeh Dard Tum Ne Diya Hai, To Koi Baat Nahi Yehi Bohot Hai Ke Tum

Tujhe ishq ho khuda kare koi tujh

Tujhe Ishq Ho Khuda Kare Koi Tujh Ko Usse Juda Kare Tere Lub Hansna Bhool Jaen Or Teri Aankh Purnam Raha Kare Usse Dekh

Sar jhukaaoge to patthar devtaa ho jaayega

Sar Jhukaaoge To Patthar Devtaa Ho Jaayega Itna Mat Chaaho Use Wo Bewafa Ho Jaayega Hum Bhi Dariya Hain Humein Apna Hunar Maloom Hai

Ek aadmi subah tehjid ki namaz k

EK AADMI SUBAH TEHJID KI NAMAZ KI NAMAZ K BAD AY ALLAH SARI DUNIYA SO RAHI HY PAR MAIN TERE IBADAT KAR RAHA HON

Wife suno ji kutte ko kaise

Wife : suno ji, kutte ko kaise pata chalta hai ke kutiya ka mann kar raha hai?? Husband : soongh ke. Wife : Toh

Tujy ishq ho khuda kary koe tuj

tujy ishq ho khuda kary koe tuj ko us se juda kary tere hont hansana bhool jaye teri aankh purnum raha kary tu us

Wo hmsfr tha mager us se hamnwai

‘Wo Hämsfr tha mager us se Hamnäwai na thi K Dhop Chaon ka alam raha Judai na thi, Adawatayn thin’ Taghaful tha’ Ranjishayn thin

2 dost safar par ja rahy thy

2 dost Safar Par Ja Rahy Thy Rasty Mai Raat Hogai, Woh TENT Laga k So gaye. RAAT ko 1 ki Aankh Khuli Usne

1 pathan aaina dekh k sochny laga

1 Pathan Aaina Dekh k sochny laga, Yara isko kahen dekha hay’ thori dair sochne k baad: O Lala! ye tu woi hay jo

1 banda sochta raha sari zindagi sochta

?1 banda Sochta raha Sochta raha Sochta raha Sochta raha Sochta raha Sari Zindagi sochta raha sochta raha Aur akhir Sochte sochte hi mar

Ek student dusre se aaj kuch khatarnak

Ek Student Dusre Se: Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai 2nd Student: To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein

Kanjoos boy fell in love with kanjoos

Kanjoos boy fell in love with kanjoos girl. GIRL- jab dad so jayenge to main gali mein sikka phenkon gi, awaz sun ker foran

Izhar e mohabbat dil se kiya nahi

IZHAR-E- MOHABBAT DIL SE – KIYA NAHI JATA! TERE BAGAIR KYON ES SE JIYA NAHI JATA!! MAI PEE CHUKA HU JAMANA TERI NAGAHON SE!

Lakh nafrat ho wo pyara bhi to

lakh nafrat ho, wo pyara bhi to ho sakta hai aaj wahi shakhs, hamara bhi to ho sakta hai mai ye aisey hii nahii

Kisi k ghum me waqar khona koi

Kisi k ghum me waqar khona koi sune ga tu kia kahe ga Tumhara ratoon to uth k rona koi sune ga tu kia

Main poochta raha aur wo mujhe ye

Main Poochta raha? Aur wo mujhe ye wzahat na de pai ke Barish to shab bhar Meray angan main barsi thi Lekin Meri Ankho

Teacher batao dog shadi q nahi

Teacher: ‘Batao Dog Shadi q Nahi Karta?’ . . Student: ‘Miss Wo Pehly Hi Kutton Wali Zindagi Guzar Raha Hota Hai.

1miss u 2dohka dey raha hai

1.Miss U 2.Dohka Dey Raha Hai 3.Ignoring U 4.Jaan Samjhte Hai 5.Love U 6.Never Forgot U 7.Zindagi Manta Hai Ap Ko 8.Like U Serious

Hum tumhaari chaahat mein itni door nikal

Hum Tumhaari Chaahat mein itni door nikal aaye hain, ‘Faraz’ K ab Rikshy wala waapis ka 500 maang raha hai:-)

Tum bin kya hai jeena jiya jaaye

Tum Bin Kya Hai Jeena Tum Bin Jiya Jaaye Kaise Kaise Jiya Jaaye Tum Bin Sadiyon Se Lambi Hain Raatein …Sadiyon Se Lambe Hue

Na tasveer hai tumahari jo didar kiya

Na tasveer hai tumahari jo didar kiya jaye, Na tum pass ho jo pyar kiya jaye Yeh kaun sa dard diya hai aap ne,

i o o corolla xli 2011

_____ _/___I______ ‘-o——-‘-o–‘ Corolla XLI 2011 Bhej Raha Hoon Ham Doston Se Koi Hisab Nahin Krte. .* . . Kapra Mar K Wapas Bhej

Udaas tha jab dil bohat to kisi

Udaas Tha Jab Dil Bohat, To Kisi Ne Khayalon Me Aa Kar, Yaadon K Kuch Deep Jalaa Kar, Kaha Tha Ye Muskura Kar, Udaas

Waqt khush katny ka mashwara dety huy

Waqt khush khush katny ka mashwara dety huy ,,, ro parha wo ap mjko hosla dety huy ,,, be’zubani bakhsh di khud ehtsabi ny

Meri galtion ko chuna kro larzishon gina

Meri Galtion Ko Chuna Kro Meri Larzishon Ko Gina Kro Ye Qadam Qadam Ki Hadod Kia Meray Sath Sath Chala Kro Main Khulay Mizaj

Isi karz ko ada krnay k wastay

Isi KARZ Ko Ada Krnay k Wastay Hum Saari Raat Nahi Sotay ‘!!!’ K Shaid Koi Jaag Raha Ho is Duniya Mein Humaray Leay

Kal chowdwein ki rat thi shab bhar

Kal chowdwein ki rat thi shab bhar raha charcha tera kuch ne kaha ye chand hai kuch ne kaha chehra tera hum bhi waheen

1 kabutar pathan ko tang kar raha

1 Kabutar Pathan Ko Tang Kar Raha Tha, Pathan Ne Usy Pakar Liya Or Usy MAarne Ka Faisla Kar Liya, Wo Usy Chhath Pe

1 din larke ko pata chalta hai

1 din 1 larke ko pata chalta hai k wo 10 minuntes mein mar jaye ga wo ossi waqt apni GF ko msg krta

1 aadmi kony me ro raha tha

1 aadmi 1 kony me ro raha tha Kisi ne us se waja pochi, us ne kaha, Mera 1 beta tha mene use parhaya

Yehi wafa ka silaah ha to koi

Yehi Wafa Ka Silaah Ha To Koi Baat Nahi Yeh Dard Tum Ne Diya Ha To Koi Baat Nahi Yehi Bohot Ha K Tum

Beta ro raha thabap ney pucha keya

Beta ro raha tha.bap ney pucha keya bat hai. dost samjh kr he bata do. Beta: kuch nahi yar sabzi key pesoon sey apni

Kitney majboor hain taqdeer k hathon

Kitney majboor hain TaQdeer K hathon ‘D0ST’ bachi ka phone a raha hai or yes wala button kharab hai. (‘,’)/ /) ( _//_oh shit

Har koi chahta hai ke usey kamyabi

HAR KOI CHAHTA HAI KE USEY ”KAMYABI ” MIL JAE ””LEKIN ! JAB ”MASJID ” SE AWAZ ATI HAI ”’HAYYA ALAL FALAH ”’ [

1 aadmi pathan ko maar raha tha

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