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1 pathan buji hoi cigret pi raha

1 Pathan Buji hoi cigret Pi Raha tha Kisi Ne Pucha yeh kaisi cigret Pi Rahe Ho is Me To Dohan Hi Nahi Hai?

mera kaarnama e zindagi meri hasraton k siwa

*. .Mera Kaarnama-e-Zindagi Meri HasratOn K Siwa kuch NaHi, Yeh Kiya NaHi Woh Hua NaHi Yeh Mila NaHi Woh RaHa NaHi. .* _.-‘r_.-‘o_.-‘c_.-‘k_.-‘s_.-‘

Ek kutta pathan k peeche lag gaya

Ek Kutta Pathan k Peeche Lag Gaya… Pathan Ghusse main Bolta Hua Bhag Raha Tha: Agar Tere Baap ka Hukumat Na Nota to Hum

Nadani ki had hai zara dekho to

Nadani ki had hai zara dekho to usay Mujhay kho ker wo koi meray jesa dhoond raha hai…!

2 habshi aur aik sardar picnic manany

2 habshi aur aik sardar picnic manany gaya.rasty mein un ko aik bottle mili.unon nay us ka dhakan khola to jin bahir aya aur

Rat sunti rahe mai sunata raha dard

Rat sunti rahe mai sunata raha, dard ke dastan btata raha, log logon say chahat nibhaty rahay, ek wo tha mera dil jlata raha,

3 dost the kallu billu aur ulloo

3 dost the kallu, billu, aur ulloo. Kallu 7th mein padh raha hai, billu 5th main padh raha hai, aur ullo sms padh raha

Woh keh raha tha sumandar naihe ankhain

woh keh raha tha sumandar naihe ankhain hain fraz main un main doob giya aitbar kartay kartay

Night special aey halaat e khamoshi mein

*Night special* Aey Halaat-e- khamoshi mein doobi raat ‘Alvida’ Ager zinda raha to kal dekhen gy tery urooj-e-aftaab ka ek or manzar.! GOOD NIGHT

Salamyar me ye sim off kr raha

Salam.yar Me ye sim Off kr raha hon is pe mujhe bohot calls or msgs aa rahe hain log tang karte hain Pochte hen

Karon na yad agar kis tarah bhulaon

karon na yad agar kis tarah bhulaon use gazal bahana karon aur gungunaon use wo khar-khar hai shakh-e-gulab ki manind main zakhm-zakhm hon phir

Ab maula rasoolallah sawaw ki dunyavi wiladat

ab Maula Rasoolallah SAWAW Ki Dunyavi Wiladat Hui Tou Us Waqt 3 Mojizay Huway: 1) Pooray Arab Mein Us Roz Asmaan Se Zameen Tak

Be aitbaar shaks tha so waar kar

Be aitbaar shaks tha so waar kar gya, laikin mere shaoor ko bedaar kar gya. kuch main ne ishtial main shikwe gily kiy, kuch

Sari raat ki jagi hui ankhein college

Sari raat ki jagi hui ankhein College mein kia parhti hungi Khul na jaey kahein raz-e-dil Har Waqt es sy darti hungi Janay kasay,Kidhar

Na jany kin ye raat udas kar

Na jany kin ye raat udas kar deti hai hr roz wasi mehsoos yun hota hai jaisy bichar raha ho sb kuch dheery dheery

Basera khaak tha zehnon pe raaj rakhta

Basera Khaak tha zehnon pe raaj rakhta tha Wo teshna e Lab tha par samandar Mizaaj rakhta tha Ye baat aur baat hay k

Baray dinoo ki bat hai mujay too

baray dinoo ki bat hai mujay too yaad bhi nahin main jaa raha thaa shear main fiza ajab thee laher main shabab meray sang

Jo mausam beet jata hai dobara kyon

Jo mausam beet jata hai dobara kyon nahin ata kahin se laut ker bachpan hamara kyon nahin ata yahan anay ko to har din

Widaa e yaar ka manzar faraz yaad nahibas ik

Widaa-e-yaar ka manzar FARAZ yaad nahiBas ik doobta sooraj meri nazar main raha

Deikh loo kya waqt aa gya fraztelenor

Deikh loo kya waqt aa gya Fraztelenor ab day raha hai 19.99 + tax main unlimited SMS….

Pathan chalte achanak ruk gaya or lunch

Pathan chalte chalte achanak ruk gaya, or lunch box khol k dekhne laga, Dost: kia hua? pathan: dekh raha tha k kaam se aa

Aaqasalallahu alyhe wasalim k darbar me jo

AAQA(salallahu alyhe wasalim) k darbar me jo log sada dete hain Hr musibat se wo door raha karte hain Mere AAQA(salallahu alyhe wasalim)ko madinay

Marti hui zameen ko bachana para mujhe

Marti hui zameen ko bachana para mujhe Badal ki thara zameen pe ana para mujhe Us ajnabi se hath milane ke waste Mehfil main

Bazi e ishq kuch es tarah se harey yaroo

Bazi-e-Ishq Kuch Es Tarah Se Harey Yaroo Zakham Per Zakham Lagey Dil Pe Humare Yaroo Koi To Aisa Ho Jo Ghao Per Marham Rakhey

Phaila raha hoon is liye kashkol e

Phaila Raha Hoon Is Liye Kashkol e Bandagi Sanson Ko Karbala Ki Hararat Ka Shoq Hai Jannat Ki Aarzu Nahi Jeeta Hoon Is Liye

Teacher class me africa k kuch mulkon

Teacher class Me Africa K Kuch Mulkon K Baaray Me Bta Raha Tha K Wahan Intehai Ghurbat Hay Khany Peeny Ko Kuch Nahi. Bijli

Ye zalzaley yoon hi besabab nahi aatay

Ye zalzaley yoon hi besabab nahi aatay FARAZ..! Zaroor kaheen par pashto dance ho raha hai :-)@

Sardar ka beta 5th class se fail

Sardar ka beta 5th class se fail ho ke 4th mein aaya. 4th se 3rd.. 3rd se 2nd.. Sardar biwi se bola, ‘Begum shalwar

Talash kar raha hai wo hum se

Talash kar raha hai wo hum se juda hone ka tareeqa Faraz….. Sochte hain duniya hi chorh kar kyun na us ki mushkil aasan

Adalat mein train ulatny ka case chal

Adalat mein Train Ulatny ka Case chal raha tha, Wakeel to sardar Driver: Train kasiy ulati?? Sardar Dtiver:Train k samny 1admi patri pe aa

Main bhool jaoon tumhain ab yehi munasib

MaiN Bhool JaooN TumhaiN Ab Yehi Munasib Hai Magar Bhulana Bhi ChahooN To Kis Tarah BhoolooN K Tum To Phir Bhi Haqeeqat Ho Koi

Aik dehati pathan shadi ki wapsi par

aik dehati pathan aik shadi ki wapsi par roo raha tha oor us k kapray phatay howay thay kisi nay pocha kaya how to

Dil ko yun behla rahi hai zindagi

Dil ko yun behla rahi hai Zindagi, Sath jeene sath marne ki Qasam jab khai thi, Phir akela chor kar kiun ja rahi hai

Apni tanhai ka aalm tujh ko batau

Apni tanhai ka aalm tujh ko batau kase apni barson ki trp chpaon kase raha na ja tujh tere bin ab main apne dill

Abhi toa zulam ka qisa tumam hona

Abhi Toa Zulam Ka Qisa Tumam Hona Hai Hussainiyat (A.S) Ko Abhi Gaam Gaam Hona Hai Jo Ho Raha Hai Sitam Us Ki Sham

Lrka apni girl friend se meri bachi

Lrka apni Girl Friend se: Meri Bachi Meri shonu Meri Gurya Mujh Se Shadi Kro Gi? Bolo Baby Girl: Kamine Mujhe Perpose Kr raha

Azan hoti rahi main sunta raha per

Azan hoti rahi main sunta raha per ghafil raha namaz say, Ab kia faida shoq-e-namaz ka jab ho rahi hai namaz meri.

De ker ghum e judaai woh jaane kidher gaya

De Ker Ghum-e-Judaai Woh Jaane Kidher Gaya Burpaa Qayamatein Jo Mere Dil Pe Ker Gaya Jaate Hue Woh Le Ke Dua Ka Aser Gaya

p e h l i

*. .P e h l i B a r i s h. .* RaQs Kia Kbhi Shor Machaya, Pehli Pehli Barish Me ‘Me Tha’

Dayar e gair mein kaise tujhe sada dete tu

dayar-e-gair mein kaise tujhe sada dete tu mil bhi jata to tujhe ganwa dete tumhin ne ham ko sunaya na apna dukh warna dua

Meri m0ut k baad meri qabar pe

Meri M0ut K baad meri Qabar pe mat aana ‘DOst’ . . Suna hai tum Qabron Se Agarbatiyan Churaty ho. |_(‘.’)_____ |_________| Insan ban

Aswad ko choomtay huway khamosh sab rahay

Aswad Ko Choomtay Huway Khamosh Sab Rahay Biddat Nahi Hai Kya Yeh Kisi Ki Nigah Mein Ae Mufti Kyun Na Keh Diya Kaba Ko

Pathan eid wale din apne dost se

Pathan Eid wale din apne dost se milne gya Dost: Eid Namaz kahan parhi? Pathan: Sath wale ground meAjeeb namaz thi,na sajda,na rukoo,orMolvi k

Jab kisi se sacha pyar karo or

‘jab kisi se sacha pyar karo or wo sathi ban kar na mile to taklifhoti hai me ya kahna chahta hun ke Allah pak

ye lo

_:’-.______;*”*; ‘———-,_ ) *–*’ Ye Lo Dil Ki Chabi Aur Khol K Dekh Lo K ye dil kitna mi$s kar raha hy aapko. *’I

Jin rahon pe ik umr tera sath

Jin rahon pe ik umr tera sath raha hai, Kuch roz se wo rastay sunsan bohat hain, Ik tark e wafa par mai kaisay

Tujhe ishq ho khuda kare koi tujh

Tujhe Ishq Ho Khuda Kare Koi Tujh Ko Usse Juda Kare Tere Lub Hansna Bhool Jaen Or Teri Aankh Purnam Raha Kare Usse Dekh

Agar ap k pas zara bi waqt

Agar Ap k pas zara bi waqt ho to Mere is sawal ka jawab dain Sawal ye hai k Wo Konsa Cartoon hai? Jo

Aik pathan apni biw ko leke riksha

aik pathan apni biw ko leke riksha mein ja raha tha to us ne raksha wale ko bola k mujhe pata hai k sheeshay

Hain dafan mujh men kitni ronaqen mat

Hain Dafan Mujh Men Kitni Ronaqen mat pooch,,, Ujar Ujar ke Jo Basta Raha Wo Shehar Hoon Mwn… (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´I Love You ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

Girl aaj maine 1 lrkay ko bewakof

GiRL: Aaj Maine 1 Lrkay Ko Bewakof Bnaya. MOM: Wo Kese ? GIRL: Maine Us Ke 50 Rupe Chura Kar Apni Sandle Main Chupa

Ajj bari dair tak woh mujhay dekhta

Ajj Bari Dair Tak Woh Mujhay Dekhta Raha JUTT …….. Najanay Kyon Laga kay woh mujhay Chor Jayega……

Lafzon ki justuju mai sub kuch ganwa

Lafzon ki justuju mai sub kuch ganwa dia, Woh chal dia main tarz-e-ada dhundta raha, Us ko kisi ne rab se mang lia aur

pathan to his wife kitni

*. . .Pathan to his Wife. Kitni baar kaha hai k Shalwar mein Nala Dho kar dala karo. Is ki waja se aaj mujhe

Youn udasion k sabab howa karty hain

..”Youn Udasion K Sabab Howa Karty Hain. Jo Shab Gham Sare Meh-fil Chor Jaya Karty Hain. Jin Say Raha Ho Taluq Bhut Qareeb Rahny

Taman shehar se roshan makaan uss ka

Taman shehar se roshan makaan uss ka tha ZameeN Thee Mairi , Mager Aasmaan Us ka Tha Issi Liya Mujhay Khud Per Gumaan Us

Katrina me tuhmare liye sub chor dungi

‘Katrina: Me Tuhmare liye sub chor dungi, Salman: Ami Abu? Ktrina:G Salman: Khana pina Katrina:G Salman: Friends? Katrina:G Salman: ‘Jo ye msg parh raha

Phir kisi yad nay shab bhar hay

Phir kisi yad nay shab bhar hay jagaya mujh ko Kiya saza di hay mohabat nay khudaya mujh ko Din ko aaram hay na

Pappu k boss ne usy job se

Pappu k Boss ne usy job se nikal dia, Pappu roz Boss k ghar k samne POTI kar k aata Boss: Ye kia harkat

B0y tumharay pen main ink nae hai

B0y: tumharay pen main ink nae hai kya Grl: andhay h0 kea chal t0 raha hai B0y : acha t0 apna number t0 likh

Me ne apni girl friend se sirf

Me ne apni Girl Friend se sirf itna he kaha parde main raha karo Faraz… Us zalim ne Police ko phone kar k bol

Manzil bhi kho chuke humsafar nahin raha

Manzil Bhi Kho Chuke Humsafar Bhi Nahin Raha Meri Kisi Bhi Duaa Main Sayad Asaar Hi Nahin Raha Jab Se Huyee Hai Dil Ko

Ye subha ki behlti roshni mujhay na

Ye subha ki behlti roshni mujhay na dikhaya karo, Yoon khusyon k rungon seh mujhay na behlaya karo, Main ik arsa tareekyo main aks

Maalik khabis admi tm bathroom main ghuss

Maalik: Khabis admi Tm bathroom main ghuss aae ? jab k main naha raha hun. Noker: Ghalti ho gai maaf ker den. Mein samjha

Baad mere marnay k meri kahani likhna

baad mere marnay k meri kahani likhna ,kesay huwy berbaad meri jawani likhna,,yeh b likhna k mere hont hansi ko tersay ,,or umar bher

Allah tala aur iskey farishtey nabisallallahu alaihi

Allah Ta’la aur iskey Farishtey Nabi(Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam)per Rehmat bhejtey hain, Ae Iman waalo! tum bhi in per Durood bhejo aur khoob Salaam bhejtey

Ek din ek buzrg bazar me betha

Ek din ek buzrg bazar me betha tha waha se badshah guzra. Badshah ne pucha yaha kia kar rahe ho. Buzrg. Allah aur insan

Tanhai main ajeeb zamane ki wafa dekhta

‘TANHAI main ajeeb zamane ki wafa dekhta raha, UMER bhar apna ghar tanha dekhta raha, KAHIN na kahin to badal he jatey hen silsiley,

Sardar oye kya kar rahe ho

Sardar: Oye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?? : Pathan: Iss Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kar Raha Hoon! : Sardar: Wo Kyun?? : Pathan: Wo Jab

Grahak chotu kya khana pakane me

Grahak : Chotu kya khana pakane me do gante lagate hai? Chotu : Ji nahi,khana to teen din pahle he ban gaya tha, ab

Dhondtey thay aap se milney k bahaney

Dhondtey thay aap se milney k bahaney kitney, samney reh kr bhi rahay beganay kitney, hum ney to piyar ka ik pegham hi diya

Daant 1 pathan admi se jhagra kar

Daant 1 Pathan 1 admi se jhagra kar raha th. kehne laga main tumhaer 64 k 64 dant tor dun ga.pas khare hue 1

Aghroor hi sahi mujey acha buhat laga

aghroor hi sahi mujey acha buhat laga woh ajnabi tou tha mager apna buhat laga rotha howa tha hans tou pera muj ko dekh

1 admi public toilet me betha tha

1 admi public toilet me betha tha achanak usay sath wale toilet se awaz aai Kya haal hai? Admi ghabra kr bola: Thiek hun

Be extra careful in dino apna

Be extra careful….. In Dino Apna Bohat Khayal Rakhna. KHANA Waqt Per Khana. ZEYADA Wazan Nahi Uthana. SEERIYHAN ehteyat Se. Charhna. Q K. 8wan

Muj py ye shaam es tarah jadu

Muj Py Ye Shaam Es Tarah Jadu Sa Kar Gai Phir Teri Yaad ChOr Kr Janay Kidhar Gai Aasan To BhOt Hai Tujhy BhOlna

Aaj kuch kami c hai tere baghair

Aaj kuch kami c hai tere Baghair, Na rang na roshni hai Tere Baghair, Waqt apni raftar se chal raha hai, Bas dharkan thami

College wali masale dar office narum narum

college wali masale dar: office wali narum narum: muhale wali garma garam: aap kya samjhaye? may toh roti ki baat kar raha hon

Chilman min bhala kon sakhi bol raha

Chilman min bhala kon sakhi bol raha hay Mairaj ki shab kon jalli bol raha hay Jibril yeh khuskhabri jahan bhar ko suna do

me ghoomta raha tere shehr darbadar

*’* Me Ghoomta Raha Tere Shehr Me Darbadar, GHALIB, Na Kisi Ne Chaae Puchi Te Na Kisi Ne Lassi? Ae Gal Changi Nai GHALIB.

Hogayi rukhsat ghata baarish ke baad ek

Hogayi rukhsat ghata baarish ke baad Ek diya jalta raha baarish ke baad Mere behte hue Aansuo ko dekh kar Ro parri thandi hawa

Zmeen waalon se ye keh kr falak

Zmeen waalon se ye keh kr falak se obhar raha hy Soruj, Ojaaley baant deney se ojaala kam nahi hota.GØØD MØRNING

Mohabat na rahe phir raha kuch b

Mohabat na rahe phir raha kuch b nahi karta, k itni taiz aandhi mein bacha kuch b nahi karta. woh mujhko yaad rakhna b

Marti hoi zameen ko bachaana parra mujhay

Marti hoi zamee’n ko bachaana parra mujhay… Baadal ki tarah dasht pay aana parra mujhay… Woh ker nahee’n raha tha mairi baat ka yaqee’n…

Ali ne ko banya wo janta

ALI NE ALI KO BANYA ALI WO- ALI JANTA HAI MAQAM-E- ALI ASAR-E-MISAQ PAR DIL KI JAGHEER PAR CHAL RAHA HAI MUSASIL NIZAM-E-ALI DUNIYA

Haath rakh ker pait per kerwatey badal

Haath rakh ker pait per kerwatey badal raha h0n main FARAZ.....Arey koi ye to btae Maghrib ki azaan honey main kitna waqt hai.

Jaane kya hai dil ke andar jo

Jaane kya hai dil ke andar jo chupke se toot raha hai Ek meherbaan ka haath jaise hathon se chooth raha hai Lamha lamha

Dina main 5 time namaz parhne ko

Dina main 5 Time namaz parhne ko apni adat banalo sirf ya soch kar k kya pata ya azan tum akhry ber sunrahe ho?kya

Keren gay tark e talluq ye tum se wada

Keren gay tark-e-talluq ye tum se wada raha…… Badan se saans k rishta to toot janay do…..

Jaane kya hai dil ke andar jo

Jaane kya hai dil ke andar jo chupke se toot raha hai, Ek meherbaan ka haath jaise hathon se chooth raha hai…… Ankhon mein

Girl muje kyun dekh rahy ho

Girl : Muje kyun dekh rahy ho ? tumhari koi bahen nahi ha kya Boy : hai isi liye to dekh raha hon Girl

Hr insan chaha hai k usay kamyabi

Hr insan chaha hai k usay kamyabi mil jay Laki Jb MASJID se awaz ati hai ‘HAYYA ALAL FALAH'(Aao kamyabi ki traf) tou koi

Sun raha hon fasile hen terf mry

SUN RAHA HON FASILE HEN TERF MRY DARMYAN M N TUJ KO KBI KHUD S JUDA DEKHA NHI ‘ ALI ‘ US KI RAH

Mujhse chipak sa gaya hai voh ek

Mujhse chipak sa gaya hai, Voh ek saya hai Mujhe nigal raha hai Voh to maya hai Meri hi parchai hai Kabhi juda hote

Marti hoi zameen ko bachaana parra mujhay

Marti hoi zamee’n ko bachaana parra mujhay… Baadal ki tarah dasht pay aana parra mujhay… Woh ker nahee’n raha tha mairi baat ka yaqee’n…

Tere qareb aa kay bari uljhano main

Tere qareb aa kay bari uljhano main hon, Main dushmanon main hon k tere doston main hon, Badla na mere baad bhi mouzu-e-guftago, Main

Mohabbat kisi aisay shakhs ki talash nahi

Mohabbat Kisi Aisay Shakhs Ki Talash Nahi Jis K Sath Raha Jaye, Mohabbat To Aisay Shakhs Ki Talash Hai Jis K Baghair Na Raha

1 sardar pepsi se mou dho raha

1 sardar pepsi se mou dho raha tha 2nd sardar oye ye kya kerahe ho 1st kis ne kaha tha k pepsi pe 5

Maire dil roo raha hai jane

MAIRE DIL ROO RAHA HAI JANE KYA KHO RAHA HAI MAINE JIS KO CHAHA MAI NE JIS KO MANGA WO TO NA MILA MJHAI

Ankhon me raha dil utar kar nahi

Ankhon Me Raha Dil Me Utar Kar Nahi Dekh, Ki Kasti Ki Musafir Ne Abhi Samandar Nahi Dekha. Patthar Mujhe Kahata Mera Chahne Wala.

Na koi khawab na saheli thi us

Na koi khawab na koi saheli thi us mohabbat mein main akeli thi ishq main tum kahaan kay sachay the jo aziyat thi woh

Tere aane kaa dhokaa saa rahaa hai

tere aane kaa dhokaa saa rahaa hai diyaa saa raat bhar jaltaa rahaa hai ajab hai raat se aaNkhoN kaa aalam, ye dariyaa raat

Hisabmath k ustadclass shagridon se tm ma

Hisab(math) k ustad(class k shagridon se): Tm ma se koi b muj se math ka sawal kre agr ma jwab na de ska to

Hussain as mehboob e kibriya hy

HUSSAIN a.s Mehboob E Kibriya Hy HUSSAIN a.s Ghurbat Ki Inteha Hy HUSSAIN a.s Maqsood E Karbala Hy HUSSAIN a.s Mazloom E Karbala Hy

Zikr e shab e firaq se wahashat use bhi thi

zikr-e-shab-e-firaq se wahashat use bhi thi meri tarah kisi se muhabbat use bhi thi mujh ko bhi shauq tha naye chehron ki did ka

1achi lag rhe ho 2kanjuso koi acha

1=Achi lag rhe ho. 2=Kanjuso koi acha hall book karwana thA. 3=Seedhi ho k baitho. 4=Tyar kahan se hui? 5=bs bhi karo ab rona

Libaas tan se utaar dena kisi ko

Libaas tan se utaar dena Kisi ko Banhoon ka ka har dena Phir uss k jazbon ko Maar dena Agar Mohabat yahi ha Jana

Jannat ki sair kr raha tha k

Jannat ki sair kr raha tha k raat ho gai,, !=~’IQBAL’~=! Subha ko jb aankh khuli to sar MAA ki aghosh main tha..:-)

Ghzal kabhi meharban tha tu anjan

(‘GHZAL’) Kabhi Meharban Tha Tu Kabhi Anjan Tha Mera Wehem Tha Ya Woh Mera Guman Tha !! Dey Kar Zakham Woh Marham Rakhta Tha

Jab tere shar main raha karte they

JAB TERE SHAR MAIN RAHA KARTE THEY, HUM BHE CHUP CHAP JEA KARTE THEY, ANKHON MAIN PIYAS HUA KARTI THI, DIL MAIN TOOFAN UTHA

2011 ja raha hai insan khata

2011 ja raha hai : Insan khata ka putla hai Koi ghalti surzad hui ho dil dukhaya ho, To plz plz muje : Call

Ek foriegner karachi ki sarak pr ghoom

Ek foriegner karachi ki sarak pr ghoom raha tha k uss ne dekha k 1 Pathan sarak pe peshab kr raha hai Foriegner hairaan

Pehli baarish ka nasha hi kuchh alag

Pehli baarish ka nasha hi kuchh alag hota hain, Palko ko chhute hi sidha dil pe asar hota hain, Mehka mehka saawan aaj iss

Raha jo dil mein dhadkan ban ke

Raha jo dil mein dhadkan ban ke bichda mujhse vo bewafa ban ke na ummid rahi jeene ki ab ae dosto milli hamein dava

Dhoondte thay un se milne k bahane

Dhoondte thay Un se milne K bahane kitne Samne reh Ker b rahe begane kitne Hum ne tu pyar ka 1 pegham he bheja

Dil dhadakta hai hichkiyon ke saath kuch

Dil dhadak’ta hai, hichkiyo’n ke saath Kuch na kuch baat honay waali hai Ya’n bohat durr jaa raha hai koi Ya’n phir mulaqaat honay

Khoon e hasrat chhalak raha hai aaj husn e uryaan

Khoon-e-Hasrat chhalak raha hai aaj! Husn-e-uryaa’n k abginey se.! Choom kr merey sard honton ko M0hsn Khench lo rooh merey seenay se!

Ay badal tou aj keyun baras raha

Ay Badal Tou Aj Keyun Baras Raha Hay.,? ? . . . December tou Taaras k Guzar Gya Teri ek ek Bh0nd k Lye.

Main jeet ke haara to kis morr

Main jeet ke Haara to kis Morr pe Aa ke, Toota tera Sahara to kis Morr pe Aa ke, Nishaan Tak na Raha Mari

Gazal na maro humko awam hain

(GAZAL) NA MARO HUMKO AWAM HAIN HUM PEHLE HI KHOD K DUKHON SY PARESHAN HAIN HUM ZINDHA MAR K INSANON KO KEHTE HAIN HUKMARAN

Haath khaali hain tere shehar se jatay

HAath khaali hain tere shehar se jaTay jatay .. jaaN h0ti tuo meri jaan lutate jatay .. mujh se pehle B mUsaFir kai GuZray

Wo kehta tha ik paal na rahain

Wo Kehta Tha Ik Paal Na Rahain Gy Tere Baghair .dost. Hum Dono Reh Gy Wo Wada Hi Na Raha.

1 dafa sardar ji ko call aee

1 dafa sardar ji ko call aee aur saddar ji ne phone uthaya aur kaha kon tu dosri taraf se awaz aii may bool

Do dost ek mosqe ke mehfil main

do dost ek mosqe ke mehfil main shrek thy ek dost ne dosre ko kehne marte howe kaha dekho wo samne wale seat pr

Open with lovekuch kehna hai apsedar lag

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