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pucha SMS Messages

Ek admi kabar par betha tha musafir

ek admi kabar par betha tha, musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta??? admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa

T20 worldcup me harne k baad

T20 Worldcup me harne k baad SAEED AJMAL ki ami ne us se kaha:’Beta bazar se dahi la do’ AJMAL ne socha bahir niklun

1 pathan ne akhbar main add dekha

1 Pathan Ne akhbar main add Dekha: ‘Purana Mobile Do or New Mobile Lo’ WO Us Adress Pe Gya, Wahan Koi Shop Nai Thi,

1 aadmi ki 3rd bv ne apne

1 aadmi ki 3rd BV ne apne shohar se pucha: Aap ki 1st BV kaise mari? Shohar: Zeher khaane se. BV: Aur 2nd? Shohar:

Pucha swal e wsl ka kuch to jwab do

Pucha swal-e-wsl ka kuch to jwab do, Wo saaf saaf keh gya, mera jwaab hy..

Beta ro raha thabap ney pucha keya

Beta ro raha tha.bap ney pucha keya bat hai. dost samjh kr he bata do. Beta: kuch nahi yar sabzi key pesoon sey apni

Aaj achanak hath pe ek aansu gira

Aaj Achanak Hath Pe Ek Aansu Gira, Maine Us Se Pucha: Aye Aansu Tum Kyun Bahar Aaye Ho? Aansu bola: Abay Apny Kaam Se

Dil ko aata tha jab bi khyal

DiL ko aata tha Jab bi khyal Unka, Tasveer Se Pochte they Phir Haal Unka, Wo kabi Hum Se Pucha karte they, ‘JUDAi’ Kya

14 august pathan ne aik buzrug se

14 August Pathan Ne Aik Buzrug Se Kuch Poocha. Buzrug Ne Usay Thappar Mara. Dosre Admi Ne Kaha Q Mara? Pathan Bola Yara Hamne

Udas jagti ankhon k khuwab laya hon

Udas jagti ankhon k khuwab laya hon,, Mai pathron mein chupa kar gulab laya hon.. Jo ho sake to tanhaiyon me parh lena,, Tumhare

Ek din usne pucha kahan hon mein

Ek Din Usne Pucha Kahan Hon Mein? : Mene Kaha..! : Mere Dil Me Ho Tm Meri Jan Me Ho Tm Meri Sans Me

Aaj phir kisi ne pucha k tera

Aaj Phir Kisi Ne Pucha K Tera Hansta Hua Chehra Udas Q He ? Barasti Ankhon Me Pyas Q He Jin Ki Nazron Me

1 pathan ne apne 6 month ke

1 Pathan ne apne 6 month ke baby ki birthday party arrange kr li, Kisi ne pucha: 6 month k baby ki birthday kese?

molvi ne raat ko aik haseen

*. .Molvi ne raat ko aik haseen larki ko dekh kar pucha: sunain G…! Aap kon hAin? Girl: ghusse se ! CHURAIL, Molvi: Ty

Sardar maleria se kanp raha tha doctor

Sardar maleria se kanp raha tha doctor aya or pucha kya huy hy?us ka beta bola bimari da te kuj pata nai par abba

Bu ali seena se kisi ne pucha

Bu Ali Seena se kisi ne pucha k Din kesy guzr rhy hn? Ro Pry…!!! Jwab Diya: ‘ALLAH ki Rehmatain Gunahgaar hony k Ba-wajood

Pakana on its height boy pen

Pakana on its height… BoY: pen hai?? GIRL: nahi hai….. thori dair baad.. BOy: pen hai GIRL: nahi hai bola naa…. thori dair baad…

1 bachay ne nikar utar k larki

.1 Bachay ne nikar utar k Larki se pucha Tmare Pas ‘YE’ hai Larki ne apni pent nechy ki or boli Mammi Kehti hen

Hadees qiyaamat qaaim nahi ho gi hatta

HADEES Qiyaamat Qaa’im Nahi Ho Gi Hatta K Maal Buhat Ziyadah Ho Jaye Ga, Aor Fitny Zahir Hon Gai Aor Haraj Buhat ho ga

Aaj q ye aasmaan sajaya jaraha he

Aaj Q ye aasmaan sajaya jaraha he. lagta he koi mhemaan bulaya jaraha he. jannat me Q khari he sajdaj k ye sawari. aisa

Us ke ankhon ma koe dukh basa

Us ke ankhon ma koe dukh basa ha shayed ya mjhe khud he veham hua ha shayed main na pucha k bhool gay ho

Hazrat hassan basri rehmatullah se kisi ne

Hazrat Hassan Basri Rehmatullah se kisi ne pucha k ibadat ki kasrat karne walon k chehre aise khubsurat kis tarha hojate hain? Unho ne

Tension larki ne apse lift mangi

*Tension* Larki Ne Apse Lift Mangi Raste Me Uski Tabiat Kharab H0gai Aap Hospital Le Gay Doc Bola Ap Bap Ban’ne Wale Hoapk0 Tension

Ek angrez ne pathan se pucha whats

EK Angrez Ne Pathan Se Pucha: Whats Ur Name? Pathan: My Name is Respect Flower Angrez: What? Pathan: hahaha Tmko to Angrezy b Nhe

Maine usko salam likh bheja hai

Maine usko salam likh bheja hai Haale dil tamam likh bheja hai Maine pucha tere hont kaise hain Usne ik lafz jaam likh bheja

Sardar ka padosi mar gaya wo

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya: . Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya? . Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi. .

Aaj phir kisi ne pucha k tera

Aaj Phir Kisi Ne Pucha K Tera Hansta Hua Chehra Udas Q He ? Barasti Ankhon Me Pyas Q He Jin Ki Nazron Me

Nabi pak saaw sy kisi ny pucha

Nabi Pak (S.A.A.W) sy kisi ny pucha, ‘Mai khairaat krna chahta Hn, Lakin Mujhy Andaza nhi k Kon Haqdar Hy aur Kon Nhi…? Aap

1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch

‘1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch pucha Buzurg ne 2 thapr laga dye kisi ne pathan s kha tumne kya pucha tha Pathan

mental hospital mein 2 pagal

*. . .Mental hospital mein 2 pagal aik doosray ko zoor zoor se chood rahay thaey aur doo pagal ek sath uchal rahe thay!

Ek raat vo mile khwab me

Ek Raat Vo Mile Khwab Me Hamne Pucha Kyo Thukraya Aapne Jab Dekha Unki Aankho Me Bhi Aansu The Phir Kaise Puchte Kyo Rulaya

Sheher ki soorat mei apni raajdhani bech

Sheher ki Soorat mei Apni Raajdhani Bech ker, Do Niwalay hi milay Aankhon ka Pani Bech ker, Apni boorhi Maa ki Khatir Aik Beti

Saahil pe larki bethi thi us ne

¿Saahil Pe Larki Bethi Thi Us Ne Sath Bethe Larke Se Pucha Tm Bolty Kyon Nhi? Wo Palken Jhuka Kr Muskurane Lga Or Rait

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya. Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon. Kuch dari

Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi

Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi thi thora kha k breziar ma chupa liya, Sir ne pucha ye kya kr rahi ho sat

Pathan larki chod raha tha chilai

Pathan larki chod raha tha, larki chilai ufffffff… aahaahhhhh…. pathan ne pucha, soda bara hai?? Girl; nahi, thook naswar wala hai, Jalan ho rahi

Jaante ho raat me maza kab aata

Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai? . . . Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaye K K K K

Aik martaba hazrat mohammad saw nay farishto

Aik Martaba Hazrat Mohammad (S.A.W) nay Farishto say pucha… Ay Allah k farishto tumhain kabhi hansi nahi aati ?? Agar aati hai to kb

1 pathan ne apni bhabi ko jan

1 pathan ne apni Bhabi ko jan se mar diya! Logon ne pucha k tum ne apni bhabi ko kyun mara? Pathan bola: O

Aik admi ney bus ki khirki se

Aik admi ney bus ki khirki se mu bahir nikal ker aik lerkay ko bula ker pucha: Beta ye kon sa jaga hy? Lerka:

Maulana roomi k pas 1 aqidatmand aya

Maulana Roomi k pas 1 Aqidatmand aya. Maulana ny pucha, ‘kaisi guzr bsr hoti hy?’ Bola ‘mil jay to shukr karty hain, na mily

Ek din usne mujhse pucha main kahan

Ek Din Usne Mujhse pucha ‘Main Kahan Hun’ Maine Kaha Mere Dil Main Meri Jaan Main ho Tum Ho Tum Meri har Saans Main

1 andha police me bhrti hony k

1 Andha Police Me Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya Oficer Ne Pucha Tumhy Hm Kis Lye Rakhen? Andhy Ne Jawab Dya Andha Dhun Firing

Love story ek din ek larke

*Love Story* Ek din ek larke se uski girlfrnd ne pucha k hum dono me se zyada pyar kon krta hy Ek dosre se?

Ek pathan ne apne chemistry k prof

Ek pathan ne apne Chemistry k Prof. se aisa sawal pucha jise sun kr wo pagal hogaye.. sawal tha… NASWAR ka chemical formula kia

Raat ko nend nahi aati din ko

RAAT Ko Nend Nahi Aati Din ko Chain Nahi Aata Jab Mein Ny DIL Sy Pucha k kiya Yehi Pyar Hy DIL Ny kaha

Jan hum ne ishq ka socha pucha

jan Hum Ne Ishq Ka Socha Pucha Kisi Ne Haal Kisi Ka To Ro Diye Pani Mein Aks Chand Ka Dekha To Ro Diye

Mai ne uss se pucha keemat

Mai ne uss se pucha? Keemat kya hai muhabbat ki? Us ne hans kr kaha. Ice’cream khilana Park me ghumana 0r EasY L0ad karwana.

Ik larki thi dewani si bcom

Ik larki thi dewani si. B.COM me wo parhti thi..! Dupatta oarrh kar, Kitaben utha kar, Library se guzra karti thi..! Kuch parhna tha

Larkidarzi ki dukan par gayi aur

Larki:darzi ki dukan par gayi aur pucha’ Ji yahan galay miltey hein?’Darzi khara ho kr bola’ Wesay to nahi miltay aap kehti hein to

1 nai ki shop pr admi aya

1 Nai ki shop pr admi aya or pucha ktni dair lgay ge? Nai: 2 ghantay Admi chla gya 2 day:Ktni dair lgay ge?

Aik mureedni peer sb se sex krwane

Aik mureedni Peer Sb se sex krwane k baad bari afsurda naadim or pareshan thi. Apni saheli se ro ro kr bata rahi thi

Race dekhte huwe 1 pathan ne dosray

Race dekhte huwe 1 pathan ne dosray admi sy pucha. ‘inam kis ko mile ga ? 2nd’ Sab se aage waley ko’ Phatan ‘toh

Memon se marny k baad farishty ne

Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha: ”koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein? Memon: ‘haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1

Nasa ne 3 sardar chand pe bheje

NASA Ne 3 Sardar Chand Pe Bheje Rocket Uda,Par Aadhe Raste Se Vapas Aaya Jab Sardaron Ko Pucha Gaya To Bole Aaj Amawas Hai,Chand

Kabi thak k so gaye hum raat

Kabi thak k so gaye hum, Kabi raat bhar na soye Kabi hans k gham chupaya, Kabi munh chupa k roye Meri Dastan-e-Hasrat wo

Pathan se interview me pucha gya

Pathan se Interview me pucha gya: ‘Apko kitny saalon ka Experience hy? Pathan: 3 saalon ka Wese 2 saaliyan b hain mgr humko un

Ek badshah nokrani pe aashiq tha din

Ek Badshah nokrani pe aashiq tha, Ek din wazir ne dekha k nokrani badshah k sath Takht pe bethi huwi he, Wazir ne pucha

Ek larki thi dewani c mobile lekr

Ek larki thi dewani c Mobile lekr chlti thi Nzren jhuka k shrma k Mobile me jane kia dekha krti thi Kch kehna tha

Meri jaan kasi hoo kion tumhari khaber

‘Meri Jaan Kasi hoo? Kion Tumhari khaber nahi ati? Koi Email nahi mili mujh ko? SMS koi nahi aya?’ Haal Dil ka to kia

School me ek bacha chaku liye ghum

School Me Ek Bacha Chaku Liye Ghum Raha Tha.. Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo Ghum Rahe Ho..? Bachha: GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER Kaha Se Laun..?

Altaf kon banega crorepati khelne gya

Altaf: Kon Banega Crorepati Khelne Gya! AMITAB BHACHAN: Ne Question Pucha! Q: Whats Ur Father Name? ALTAF: Plz Option Dena? A: Qaim Ali Shah

rat andheri h tu apne dhyan

*’* Rat Andheri H Tu Apne Dhyan Ki Mishal Jala, Qafile Waln M Kis Ko Kis Ki Parwa H Na Puch, *’* Jo Tera

School me ek bacha chaku liye ghum

School Me Ek Bacha Chaku Liye Ghum Raha Tha.. Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo Ghum Rahe Ho..? Bachha: GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER Kaha Se Laun..?

Kisi ne mujh se pucha chahat kya

Kisi ne mujh se pucha. chahat kya hai? Maine kaha ,*’1 nemat’*, ,*’1 Dua’*, ,*’1 izat’*, ,*’1 hifzat’*, ,*’1 rishta’*, ,*’1 bharosa’*, ,*’1 taqat’*,

Paindo shadi k nxt din bv ko

Paindo shadi k nxt din Bv ko maar rha tha Logon ne pucha to bola: ‘Innay meri chah wich Tawiz Milaya a’ Bv Roti

Aap saw se pucha gaya ya

AAP (S.A.W) Se Pucha Gaya Ya Rasool ALLAH (S.A.W) Insan Ka Husn Kis Cheez Me Poshida Hy? AAP (S.A.W)Ne Farmaya Insan Ka Husn UsKi

Pathan wash room me lido le ja rha

Pathan wash-room me Lido le ja rha tha, kisi ne pucha? Khan sahb ye kahan ander le ja rhe ho? Pathan: Ander likha he,

Ek dafa dhagay ne moom se pucha

ek dafa dhagay ne moom se pucha k jalta to me hu to tu kyu roti hai to moom ne kaha k jise ham

1 pathan buji hoi cigret pi raha

1 Pathan Buji hoi cigret Pi Raha tha Kisi Ne Pucha yeh kaisi cigret Pi Rahe Ho is Me To Dohan Hi Nahi Hai?

1 sardar ka sar phat gaya doctor

1 Sardar ka SAR phat gaya.. Doctor ne pucha : Sardar je kiya hua? Sardar: Main chappal nal keel thok rya se, Ik banda

Goongi hou gei aaj kuch zuban kehte

Goongi hou gei aaj kuch zuban kehte kehte, Hich’kicha gea mei khud ku Musulmaan kehte kehte Ye baat nehi k mujh ku uss par

Train mein 1 machar chinese ke hath

Train mein 1 machar 1 chinese ke hath pe baitha, chinese pakar k kha gaya Phir 1 machar shaikh pe baitha, usne pakar ke

Aik train station per aa kar ruki

aik train station per aa kar ruki to aik aadmi nay sardar say pucha k yey kon sa station hay. sardar..bahir dekh kar lagta

Teacher class mein bachho ko samjha rahi

Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi Thhi Teacher: “Bachho Ye Duniya Gol Hai” Ye Baat Sun Ke Pappu Ne Hath Khada Kiya, Teacher

Breaking news balochistan cm nawab aslam

Breaking News Balochistan C.M Nawab Aslam Raeesani Ne Zohar Ki Azaan Sun Ker Roza Khol Dia …Un Se Pucha Gaya Tou Unho’n Ne Jawab

Udaas jaagti ankhon k khuwab laya hun

Udaas jaagti Ankhon k Khuwab laya hun, Main Pathron mein Chupa kar Gulab laya hun.. Jo ho sakey to Tanhaiyon mein Parrh lena, Tumharey

Larki ne panty utari to usme hari

Larki ne Panty utari to usme hari ghans nazar ayi Larke ne pucha ye kya hy? Larki:dhatt tere ki rat ko Muli nikalna bhul

Jab dil ne najro ko dekha to

Jab dil ne najro ko dekha to gunah ho gaya , jab na dekha to bekrar ho gaya . Maine dil se pucha yeh

Ek larkay se kisi larki ne pucha

Ek Larkay se kisi Larki Ne Pucha ap mujny LOVE kay barey mian kuch batao Swal WHAT IS LOVE ? JAWAB LOVE IS MISS

Ek din ek buzrg bazar me betha

Ek din ek buzrg bazar me betha tha waha se badshah guzra. Badshah ne pucha yaha kia kar rahe ho. Buzrg. Allah aur insan

Kisi nay hazrat ali ra say pucha

Kisi Nay Hazrat ALI (R.A) Say Pucha : DOST Aur BHAI Mein Kiya Farrq Hai ? AAP Nay Farmaya : BHAI Sona (GOLD) Hai

Jab huzoor saw ke visaal ka waqt

Jab Huzoor S.A.W Ke Visaal Ka Waqt Qareeb Aya To Aapne Hazrat Izrail (A.S) Se Pucha Ke: Kya Meri Ummat Ko Bhi Mout Ki

Dehaati mastar bachon ko english parhaate hoe

Dehaati Mastar bachon ko english parhaate hoe: ‘Dekho bachon ye ‘M’ hai… ‘M’ se mother banta hai. Jese sheeday ki MAA.. Agle din Mastar

Pathan mivaak he shopkeeper nhi hm

Pathan: Mivaak he? Shopkeeper: Nhi, hm masvaak nhi bechte. Next day, Pathan: Masvak he? Shopkeeper: Kal b btaya tha k nhi he. Next day,

Ek raat khwab mein me ny dekha

Ek raat khwab mein me ny dekha, Cand se pucha chupkay se. Ajj mujhy ek baat btao Apny dil ka haal sunao, kia hai

Hisabmath k ustadclass shagridon se tm ma

Hisab(math) k ustad(class k shagridon se): Tm ma se koi b muj se math ka sawal kre agr ma jwab na de ska to

1 admi bike pe ja rha tha

1 Admi Bike pe ja rha tha: Usne raste me khare huye Sardar se pucha: Sir Apko lift chahye kya? Sardar:Nahi Mera ghar to

Sardar ne chohty qad ki larki se

Sardar ne chohty Qad ki Larki se shadi ki Kisi ne pucha tum ne aisa kyon kia? Srdar bola mery aboo ne kaha tha

1 sardar shadi k foran bad nokri

1 sardar shadi k foran bad nokri k silsily me dosray mulk chala gya. 5 saal bad wapis aya to ghar me ghusty hi

1 pathan bap ki death par bohat

1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya, Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?

Mene maa se pucha tu kab tak

Mene maa se pucha tu kab tak meri fiker me istrah raton ko jagti rahegi? To maa ne kaha ‘kaminy jab tak tu apni

Tha boht khush jo bhula k mujhe

Tha boht khush jo bhula k mujhe, Aaj roya gally lga k mujhe, Us ny pehla swal ye pucha, Tm ko kesa lga ganwa

Petrol pump wale ki shadi hui dulhan

Petrol pump wale ki shadi hui. Dulhan se sahelion ne pucha. Suhaag Raat Kesi guzri? Dulhan: Bewaqoof sari raat haath mai le kar pochta

Govt school k bachay kisi ko ghaseet

Govt. School k bachay kisi ko ghaseet k school le ja rahy the, 1 bazurg ne pucha Aise kyun ghaseet rhy ho, is ko?

Humare chale jaane ke baad yeh samandar

Humare Chale jaane ke Baad Yeh Samandar Ki Ret Bhi Tumse Pucha Karegii Kahan Chala Gaya Woh Shaqs Jo Tanhaii Main Aa kar …Bas

1 pthan wapda k ofice bahr khra

1 pthan wapda k ofice k bahr khra ho k galian de rha tha kisi ne pucha kya huwa? Pthan:Hm mandi bakra lene gya

Wo to aisa tha k ik aansoo

‘Wo To Aisa Tha k Ik Aansoo Girnay Ki B Wajha Pucha Karta Tha ‘galib’.. Par Na Janay Q Ab Usay Barsat ki B

Panjabi uk gya airport officer ne name

Panjabi UK gya, Airport officer ne name pucha, Panjabi: ‘Umer Draz Bhatti’ Officer: English may bolo, Panjabi kuch dair sochne k baad, ‘LONG LIFE

Nabi kareem saws ne jibril as se

Nabi Kareem (S.A.W.S) ne Jibril A.S. Se Pucha Ke Mere chale Jane K Bad Bhi Tum Dunya Me Aaoge? Jibrail A.S.Ne kaha han main

Merey pass sey guzer gayais ney daikha

Merey Pass Sey Guzer Gaya,Is Ney Daikha Bhi Nahe Tum Chahat Ki Bat Kartey Ho Woh To Bolo Bhi Nahe Hum Bara Maan Kartey

Tha bahot khush jo bhula k mujhe

Tha bahot khush jo bhula k mujhe, Aj roya galay laga k muje, Us ne pehla sawal ye pucha, Tum ko kesa laga ganwa

Rat darkht pe 1 bulbul udas beta

Rat darkht pe 1 bulbul udas beta tha.. 1 jugnu ne dekh k pucha ‘tu abi tk ghar nhi gaya? Bulbul: zantalaqa ta kho

Maine bulbul se jo pucha dard e judai ka

‘Maine BuLbuL Se Jo Pucha Dard-e-judai Ka ELaaj,,, ‘Shakh-e-GuL Se Gir Pari, Tarpi ,Tarap K Mar Gai..!

1 din many us sy pucha my

1 din many us sy pucha my kaha ho? us ny kaha meri dil me meri jaan me meri saans me meri dil ki

Many to bus stop pe khri larki

Many to Bus Stop Pe Khri Larki sy Faqat Time Pucha tha Faraz. K Kitny Bajay.? ? ? Wo Boli: ‘Karachi ice cream Pe

Usne pucha kya krte ho mene

Usne Pucha Kya Krte Ho Mene Kaha POOJA Tumhri Usne Kaha Kya Chahte Ho Mene Kaha MOHABAT Tumri Usne Kaha Pachtaoge Mene Kaha KISMAT

Machar ka bacha pehli bar urha jab

Machar Ka Bacha Pehli Bar Urha. Jab Wo Wapis Aya To Us K Baap Ny Pucha: Urh K Kaisa Laga? He Replied: Bohat Maza

Admi doston ki mehfil se raat late

admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas

aik admi pathan ko maar raha

*’* Aik Admi PATHAN Ko Maar Raha Tha, Logun Ne Pucha K Q Maar Rahe Ho Bhai ? To Wo Bola 1 GHANTE Se

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

Pathan cinema mai jurasic park dekh raha

Pathan cinema mai ‘Jurasic Park’ dekh raha tha.Dinosour screen ki tarf aane laga to wo bahir bhaag gaya.Bahir Kisi ne pucha kyu bhaag rahe

Pathan motorway pe cigerate pite huye bhag

Pathan Motorway Pe Cigerate Pite Huye Bhag Raha Tha Police wale Ne Pucha: Kia Kr Rhe Ho? Pathan: Hum Dekh Raha Hy k 1

1 aurt tandur p rotyan paka

*’* 1 Aurt tandur p rotyan paka rahi thi. Uska bacha bar bar aag k pas jata tha, wo bache ko aag s dur

2 hamshakal jurwan bachay sakht sardi k

2 hamshakal jurwan bachay Sakht sardi k mosam me apny kamrey me bethay thay, In me se 1 hans hans k loot poot ho

Sardar ka padrosi mr gya wo usky

Sardar ka Padrosi Mr Gya: Wo Usky Ghr Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gay. sardar: Lo Batao,

Maine us se naam jo pucha

Maine us se naam jo pucha? Usne badnam likh bheyja. Maine pucha tere mamay kaise hain? Us ne doodh ki dukan likh bheyja. Maine

Sahil ki geeli rait pewo udas bethi

sahil ki geeli rait pe,wo udas bethi thi, me ne us se pucha, Tum bolti q nhi ho? us ne palken jhuka di or..rait

Hazrat ali ra ne farmaya k

Hazrat ALI (R.A) Ne Farmaya K: ‘Main Puri Zindgi Me Sirf Ek Raat Sukon Se Soya Hon’ Pucha Gaya ‘Wo Kon C?’ Hazrat ALI(R.A)Ny

Ek gulab tha bara udas sa rang

EK GULAB THA BARA UDAS SA, RANG THA USKA KUCH URA URA, SHABNAM K ANSU RAWAN THY USKY, DIL THA USKA KUCH BHUJA BHUJA,

Maine usko sallam likh bheja hai haal e dil

Maine usko sallam likh bheja hai Haal-e-dil tamam likh bheja hai Maine poocha tere hoont kaise hain,? Usne ik lafz jaam likh bheja hai

Ek shakhs ne ek qabr dekhi jo

Ek shakhs ne ek qabr dekhi jo chand ki trha chamk rhi thi us me itna noor tha dosre din b us ne wohi

Damad susral rehne gya saas ne 1st

Damad susral rehne gya saas ne 1st day sag, 2nd day palak, 3’day methi pkai 4’day sas ne pucha aaj kya pkaun ? jal

Kisi ne ek danishwar se pucha k

Kisi Ne Ek Danishwar Se Pucha k Ghussa Kya Hy ? , Danishwar Ne Jawab Diya !! , ‘Kisi Or Ki Ghalti Ki Saza

Talwaar bazi k muqable me 1 chineze

Talwaar bazi k muqable me 1 Chineze ny bareek taar k 2 tukry kar diye. Japani ny urti hui Makhi ka sar qalam kar

Shair ki soorat mein apni raajdhaani baich

Shair Ki Soorat Mein Apni Raajdhaani Baich Kr, Do Niwalay Hi Milay Aankhon Ka Pani Baich Kr, Apni Boorhi Maa Ki Khatir Aik Beti

Ek kutta b0hat akarr k chal raha

Ek kutta b0hat akarr k chal raha tha. Sher ne pucha tu kis khushi me akarr raha hai? T0 kutty ne kaha: 0ye aram

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