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Pizza SMS Messages

The md was walking in the factory

The MD was walking in the factory, he noticed a guy leaning against the wall, looking somewhere.. He approached the man & asked him,

Its v imoprtnt msg 4 all frndz

Its v imoprtnt msg 4 all frndz in Hot season Plz Dnt eat anythng 4m bazar. Specialy pizza Smosay Ice cream juices milk shakes

Faqeer fone pr hello pizza hut

*~Faqeer fone pr: Hello, Pizza Hut? Operatr: Yes sir Faqeer: 3 Large Piza 6 chickn wings 2 Pepsi. Operatr: Kis k naam pr bhejoon?

Great thought i w0nt be impressed

…*Great thought: I w0n’t be impressed with techn0logy until I can download a pizza…23*

Reality bites we live in such

Reality bites: we live in such a strange country where Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance and Police…!

Rain is irritating if you are getting

Rain is irritating if you are getting wet alone… . Pizza is just some junk food if there are no more than a pair

Bhikari hello pizza hut hut

Bhikari: Hello , Pizza Hut? Pizza Hut: Yes Sir Bhikari: 1 Large Pizza Or 1 Litre Pepsi Bhej Do Pizza Hut: Sir Kis Ke

Tofani barish mein rat ko shop per

Tofani barish mein rat ko, shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein? Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia meri maa mujhey

Oye paaji apni pregnant wife ko itne

Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai…….. Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery

Aap ki muhabbat wafa kafi hai

Aap Ki Muhabbat Wafa Kafi Hai Tamam Umar Yeh Asra He Kafi Hai Iftari Par Bulao Hamain Magar Takleef Na Karna Mere Liye Sirf…

There are 3 things which keep

There are 3 things which keep importance in my life. 1; Pizza,,, 2; Dew,,, 3; You,,, Pizza, 4 eat Dew, 4 drink & U?

Agr pizza 20 ka chicken 15

Agr Pizza 20 ka Chicken 15 ka Burger 5 ka Pepsi 3 ki Samosa 1 ka Ho bhi jaye To Ap Phr B Kch

A paper cut and lemon juice pizza

A paper cut and lemon juice, pizza and heartburn, you and me, are just a few things that aren’t supposed to go together but

Apki mohbt wafa hi kafi hy

Apki Mohbt Apki WAFA Hi Kafi Hy Tmam Umr Ye AASRA Hi Kafi Hy Aftari pr Bulao Hmein Mgr Tkleef Na Krn Mere Liye

Sardar orders pizza waiter sir shud

Sardar orders Pizza. Waiter: Sir shud I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? Sardar: 4 Hi kar de, 8 khaye nahi

Plz pass this sms to all frends

Plz pass this sms to all frends its urgent I m ‘tlmz’ Blood group O+Positive Urgently need 2 bottles of . . . 7UP

D e d i c a t

D e d i c a t e d To All My J I G x X x …Not Even The Best Dessert Can

Toofani barishadhi raat admi pizza hut

Toofani barish…Adhi raat… Admi Pizza Hut pe pizza lene aya. Waiter: ap married ho? Admi: aise tufan may konsi Maa apne betay ko pizza

Agr mai apko sms bhejun to iska

Agr mai apko sms bhejun to iska mtlab ye nhi k ap b mje sms bhejo ap mjhe Chips juice pizza fruit Biryani b

A sardar was running with his pregnant

A sardar was running with his pregnant wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, ‘O pernam singh, oye moti nu

1 kia aap pani k andar roa

1. kia aap pani k andar roa skte ho? 2.kia machli ko piyas lgti he? 3.parinde sony k baad perron se girte kiun nhn?

Girlfriends are like halwapuri always tasty

Girlfriends’ are like ‘Halwapuri’ Always tasty. ‘Lovers’ are like ‘Pizza’ Hot n spicy. ‘Wifes’ are like ‘Daal Chawal’ No other option but good for