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Lahja gulab sa na zuban shabnami rahi

LAHJA GULAB SA NA ZUBAN SHABNAMI RAHI, BAQI RAHI TO SIRF TERI BARHAMI RAHI. WESE TO ZINDAGI NE MUJHY KYA NHE DIYA, PHR BHI

Sham k baad yadon angan mei utar

ShaM K BaaD YaDon K AnGan Mei UTar JaTa Hoon. Aur iS Bazm Se Phr WaQte- SeHer JaTa Hon . MujH Ko MaQsooD Hai

1 din k waqfay bd kl se

1 Din k waqfay k bd Kl se phr Musalsl Dars e Quran Ba Unwaan KHUSHGAWAR ZINDAGI Jari. Roz subh 7:8:30 NOOR MASJID kaghzi

Apne book shelf mai kapdrun ki almari

apne book shelf mai kapdrun ki almari mai batwe k kisi khane main drawz mai kisi perfume ya cassete ke peeche kmrey k kisi

Rafta rafta tere dil ka mehman ho

Rafta rafta tere dil ka mehman ho gia hon teri Muhabbat pe Fidha teri chahat pe qurban ho gia hon To Ne haat thama

Hazarat ali as nahjul balagha insan

Hazarat Ali (a.s) ‘Nahjul Balagha’ Insan bhi kiya shay hai: Dolat kamane k liye apni sehat kho deta hy 0r Phr sehat ko wapis

Jab kanch uthane par jayn tum

Jab kanch uthane par jayn, tum hath hamara le jana, Jab khud ko tanha pao to, tum sath hamara le jana, Jab samjho jeet

Zubaan aqalmand pehle dil se pochta

‘ZUBAAN’ ¤ Aqalmand pehle dil se pochta hai phr zuban se bolta hai. ¤ Jo shaks negah ki elteja ko na samje us k

Barey zalim hain tere gawon k

Barey Zalim Hain tere gawon k Bachay Faraz! . . . . . . . Kutta peechay laga k kehtay hai, . . .

Tu ny socha hi nahi kvch

Tu Ny Socha Hi Nahi Kvch ß Hatta Kr Ussy, Aß ßicharna Hy To Phr Khud Ko Juda Kr Ussy, Wo ßigrta Ha To

Once an old age mother was sitting

Once An Old Age Mother Was Sitting With Her Son. 1 Kawa Pas Betha Tha Maa Ne Pucha K Beta Ye Kia Hy? Beta:

Woh ayna hy to phr dkhaye mojhe

‘woh Ayna hy to phr Ayna dkhaye mojhe’ ejhab carag hun din rat jalta rhta hun’ mein takh geya hun howa se kaho bojhay

Ab kye hum beshri to shayed kabhi

ab kye hum beshri to shayed kabhi khabon main mile jis tarah sokhi hua pool ketabon main mile dundh ujhri hua logo main wafa

Two friends after giving da exam frnd1

Two Friends after giving da exam. Frnd1: Oye , paper konsa tha ? Frnd2: Maths ka. Frnd1: :-O Mtlb tu paper kar k aya

Meri yaddasht ka mehwer hey teri yaad

MERI YADDASHT KA MEHWER HEY TERI YAAD PHR Q DARTE HO K MAIN BHOLA DUNGA TUMHAIN

Mt dur jana hum sey khbhi atna

Mt Dur jana hum sey khbhi atna. Ke waqt ke faisley pe afsos ho.keya pta phr kbhi tum lot ke aawo or.ye jism mitey

ajib pagal c larki hai muje

*’* Ajib Pagal C Larki Hai, *’* Muje Hr Roz Kehti Hai, *’* Btao Kuch Naya Likha, *’* Tou Main Us Se Ye Kehta

Aj rat faisle ki ghari he kal

Aj Rat Faisle Ki Ghari He Kal Sab Ki Zindagi Moat Ka Faisla Ho Jaye Ga Mujhe Nahi Malum K Mere Pas Ktna Waqt

Kabhi le mujh se mere shab o rooz ka

Kabhi le mujh se mere shab-o-rooz ka hisab… phr dondh apne siwa kuch aur meri zindagi me..

Ek sardar apne dost ki barat k

Ek sardar apne dost ki barat k sath gya,aur zakhmi ho k aya Kisi ne waja puchi to Bola Barat mein Duley k Bap

Ghzl raat phr sataya chand ne

GHÄZÄL Raat phr sataya chand ne, Tere na hone ka ehsas dilaya chand ne. Na so saka ek pal k liey b, Apny chehry

Karo wada kih mujhy kabhi bhulayo gy

Karo wada kih mujhy kabhi bhulayo gy nahi Jo sath chaly ho to sath chhor jayo gy nahi Mery chehry ko jo naya roop

Je to chahta hai kahin ag laga

je to chahta hai kahin ag laga kr Dil ko. . . phr kahi door khary ho k tmasha dekhon. . .

Me roz e hashar ka qayal hon phr bhi

Me roz-e-hashar ka qayal hon phr bhi hansta hon ‘Ali’ K ek banda ALLAH ko hisaab kya dega. …

Paaun phelaye to phir dekhi nahi chadr

Paaun phelaye to phir dekhi nahi chadr hum ne,, Tujh ko chaha, to phr äuqaat se barrh kar chaaha…!

kehte hain usay shehar k sub

*. .Kehte hain usay shehar k sub log masiha. Wo shakhs mere dard se anjaan sa Q hai. Be- adal hi hoti rahi yahan

Police wala ek student ko pakr leta

police wala ek student ko pakr leta hy STUDENT:sir me student hoo mujy chor do POLICE:tm bina licence k motar cycle chalte ho? STUDENT:ni

Wifemehman aa rhe hain or ghar mei

Wife:Mehman aa rhe hain or ghar mei Daal k siva kuch nae hai Husband:jb wo aen to kitchen mei 1 bartan girana. Mai pochun

Meri ankhun ko saza mt dena phr

meri ankhun ko saza mt dena phr koe khwb dikha mt dena dor se kr k safar aey hain in parindun ko urda mt

Use mjh se ye shikwa tha

use mjh se ye shikwa tha sfar q mukhtasar he ye raste qunkr simat jate hain lamhun mai tmhare sath chalne mai ye ik

Is mai se koi aik item select

Is mai se koi aik item select karo phr pata chalega apki shadi kis se hogi?1 CHOCLATE2 ICE CREAM3 DINNER4 LUNCH5 TEA6 COFFEEreply fast

Mari tanhai ka mjhy gela ni

Mari tanhai ka mjhy gela ni, kia howa jo koi mjhy mela ni, phr b DUA karen gy tmhary ley, tujhy wo sb kch

ap jesy sust loag sardio me

*. .Ap Jesy Sust LoAg Sardio me Kese Nahatay hen? Shishay k Samne Khare hote hen, Phr Sheshay pe PAni Phenk k kehte hn

Mjhe azad kerdo na k main hun

mjhe azad kerdo na k main hun qaid barsun se judai ki aziat main zehr bhr de gi ye zalim meri nazuk tabiat main

Sarther beta to bistar kyn lagay

Sarther: Beta to bistar kyn lagay? Son: Ghr py to guest ane hn. Sarther: Kon? Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo Sarther: Phr

Larki un dino bohat darr lagta tha

Larki. Un dino bohat darr lagta tha Nachna Gaana Khailna Koodna Uff Bahr jana geele pan ka khatra Phr mujy mila Bs rs 20

Tumhe jo besabab mujh se khafa hone

tumhe jo besabab mujh se khafa hone ki adat hai ye aghaz e judai hai k andaze mohabbat hai wafa k rung mein dekho

Biwighusse main tumhare dimagh main to sirf

Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho?.??

9 baqi rha lafz baaz or aysa

9, Baqi rha lafz “BA’AZ OR AYSA” se jahilon ko bharkana, to ye khalis badniati h, ilmi istilah me kull (all) k muqable me

Uthaani hain jo nafrat ki utha diwar

Uthaani Hain Jo Nafrat Ki Utha Diwar Bismillah..! Meri Sachi Mohabbat Se Tu Kar Inkar Bismillah..! Kaha Usne Meri Khatir Yeh Koh-E-Ghum Uthao Gy.?

asa b nhn us se mila

….’……’……’…….’ Asa B Nh¡n Us Se Mila Dy K0¡ Aakr Kesa Ha¡ Vo, Itna To Bata Dy K0¡ Aakr Ye B To K¡s¡ Maa

Un dino kafi dar lgta tha nachna

Un dino kafi dar lgta tha nachna gana khelna kodna uff bahar jana geelay pan ka dar…. Phr mjy mila bas 25 RS me

Uski ankhon mein k0i dukh basa hai

uski ankhon mein k0i dukh basa hai shayad , ya mujhe koi weham hoa hai shayad , mai ne p0cha k bh0l gaye h0

Phr ik sigret jala rha hoon

Phr Ik Sigret Jala Rha Hoon Phr Ik Teeli Bujha Rha Hoon Teri Nazr Me Ye Mashgla Hoon Main To Uska Wada Bhula Rha

Wdy krtey hain or kar k bdal

‘~Wàdéy~’ krtey hain oR kar k Bdal jatey hain~’ ‘~Jesa Mosam ho Usi Tarz mai Dhal jatey hain~’ ‘~Main to Moom hon phr itni

Tum ne barishon ko mehz barastay dekha

Tum ne barishon ko mehz barastay dekha hai… Mai ne aksar barishon ko kuch kehtay suntay dekha hai… Tum dekhtay ho barishon ki jal

Tere piyar ne mra ajeeb hal bana

Tere Piyar Ne Mra Ajeeb Hal Bana Diya Logon Ki Bheer Mn Rulaya To Kabhi Tanhai Mn Hansa Diya Ab To Rateen Badalti Hn

2 pathan brother in exam hall teachertum

2 pathan brother in exam hall…. teacher:tum dono ne apne father ka naam different Q likha hai? pathan: tum phr bolta k hum ne

Is shehr ka har shakhs pareshan sa

Is shehr ka har shakhs pare’shan sa Q hy? har gali har rasta veeran sa Q hy? Kehty hn osy shehar k sab log

Kbhi aawaz dena tum na loat aaoon

KBHI AAWAZ DENA TUM… Na Loat Aaoon To Phr Kehna Kbi Jb Sham Ho Jaye Ye Dil Bechain Ho Jaye KBHI AAWAZ DENA TUM…

Phr iss ke baad bichirney hi kon

Phr Iss Ke Baad Bichirney Hi Kon De Ga usey, Kahin Dikhai To De, Kahin Mile To Sahi…!!!

Bichar jana to usk liye maani nai

Bichar Jana to Usk liye maani nai rakhta, Apni Jafaoun ka Hisaab wo Zubani nai rakhta, Rota nai ya usey rona nai ata…………. ‘SANGDIL’

Tishngi roz mulaqat me reh jati hai

Tishngi roz mulaqat me reh jati hai, Meri ek bat kahin bat me reh jati hai. Chand ankho se guzarta hai, guzar jata hai,

Phr utha hath behre dua ya nabi

‘Phr utha Hath behre Dua ya Nabi! ‘Shad ho jae khalqe khuda’ya Nabi! ‘Ye watan jo bna he tere Nam per, ‘Is k sir

Boht khamosh logo se bht uljha nhi

Boht khamosh logo se, Bht uljha nhi krty, Jo dil ko rog lag jaen, Wo phr suljha nhi krty, Chalo tm keh rhy ho,

Married couple ki sb se bri difficulty

married couple ki sb se bri difficulty. . .!!! Hsbnd: aj kia pkaogi Wife: jo ap kahen Hsbnd: dal chawal bna lo Wife: abi

Suno aey chand si lardki abhi tum

suno aey chand si lardki abhi tum titliyan pakrdo ya phr guria se khailo tum ya phr masoom si ankhun se dherun khuwab daikho

Utho utho bister choro uth kr

Utho utho bister choro uth kr jaldi sy moun dho lo dudh piyo or anda khao kha pi kr O ho Aj tu Sunday

Mujh sy milty hain to chura kr

Mujh sy milty hain to milty hain chura kr ankhain Phr wo kis ky liye rakhty hain saja kr ankhain Main unhain dekhta rahta

Pathan ne galti sy 100 rupy ka

Pathan ne galti sy 100 rupy ka blnce sardar ko bhj dia. Phr cal ki. Pthan:yr hmara 100 rupa waps kro. Sardar:mje to 80

Umar bhar likhte rahy phr bhi kaagz

‘Umar Bhar Likhte Rahy Phr Bhi Kaagz KhaLi Raha,, ‘GHALIB’ ‘Pen khol kr dhka tu ink nahi thi’. (‘,) Dkho yar || Ghalib ki

T khd k hk th mh kr

Tü Khüd Kö ßé$häk Täñhä Méh$öö$ Kär Äé Mèré Dö$t . . . Mé Phìr ßhì Tüjhé Kì$ì lärki Kä Ñümßér Ñähé Döñgä (‘;’)

Ro k us ny mujh sy kaha

Ro Ro k us ny mujh sy kaha k mujhy tum sy nafrat hai.. Agr nafrat hi thi to phr wo itna roya q..?

Kbhi aawaz dena tum na loat

KBHI AAWAZ DENA TUM… Na Loat Aaoon To Phr Kehna Kbi Jb Sham Ho Jaye Ye Dil Bechain Ho Jaye KBHI AAWAZ DENA TUM…

Phr khin dor se ik bar sda

Phr khin dor se ik bar sda do mujko meri tnhai ka ehsas dila do mujko tum to suraj ho tumen meri zrort kya

Man jalva e ad rung hun

Ma¡n Jalva – E – §ad – Rung Hun, Ya Moj – E – §aßa Hun Ehsas K¡ Chokhat Py Khara §och Raha Hun

Man jalva e ad rung hun

Ma¡n Jalva – E – §ad – Rung Hun, Ya Moj – E – §aßa Hun Ehsas K¡ Chokhat Py Khara §och Raha Hun

Aj aftaari mery 7 karna bus

AJ Aftaari Mery 7 Karna . . . . . . . . Bus Aaty Waqt Khajoor Pakory 12 samosy 6 Chiken Roll Fruit

Ham beparva hi sahi phr bi dost

Ham beparva hi sahi phr bi Dost to Aap k hain ,, == : : Aadat ki Baat aur hy,Ham Dil k Buray nahi…

hum teri yaad se khud ko

*’* Hum TERI yaad Se Khud Ko Bacha Na Sake, *’* Aur Teri MUHBAT Ko Chupa Na Sake, *’* Ye B Maalum Tha K

Wo mera ho k bhi mehroom raha

Wo mera ho k bhi Mehroom Raha Mujh Sy ‘KAWISH’ Kya meri Tarah Phr bhi koi jeet K hara hoga.

Wo 730 ka alarm phir b aankh

Wo 7:30 ka alarm Phir b aankh Khulay late Wo Yaaron se Shugal or Attendence Bolna late! Wo Free Period Ki aas or Choti

Tuje orhon ya tera libas ho jao

Tuje Orhon Ya Tera Libas Ho Jao Tre Rango Main Dal Kr Inekas Ho Jao Ik Rat Jo Mily Muje Teri Zat Se Tu

Sirf ek br apne honto se mjhe

Sirf Ek Br Apne Honto se Mjhe Apna Keh do …GALIB… Phr Mehfil me Raqeebon Ka Tamasha Dekho…!

Hadees hajr e aswad jannat se utara gya

Hadees; Hajr-e-Aswad Jannat Se Utara Gya he Ye Doodh Se Zyada Safeid tha Phr Isy Insano K Gunaho Ne Siyah Kr Dya. (Tirmizi H,878

jb se is ne shehar ko

*. .Jb se is ne shehar ko chora hr rasta sunsaan hua, Apna kia hy sare sehar ka ek jaisa nuqsan hua, Ye dil

Ek bar hua tha yun wo mjhko

Ek bar hua tha yun, Wo mjhko mila Me usko mili, Phr izhar hua Or iqrar b hua, Wo chahne laga Me b chahne

Zndgi men ye bdn shola e jawwala tha moja e srd

zndgi men ye bdn sho’la-e-jawwala tha, moja-e-srd mri rakh thikany se uttha, dhaal ab wqt k hathon me he ay teer andaz, rkh de

Aik dafa ka zikar hy k mai

AiK dafa ka ziKar hY k mai sO raha tha, Bilkul aiSay (^_^) , . phir mera phone baja, . mai uthgaia, bilkul aiSAy

Jo pholun se ziada haseen lag rhe

Jo pholun se ziada haseen lag rhe hen. Wo dil k buht hi qreen lag rhe hn. Jo zre tre paon me aa chuke

Gabbr kitny aadmi thy samba sardar

Gabbr: Kitny aadmi thy? Samba: Sardar 2? Gabbr: Mujy ginti nai ati, 2 kitne hote hain? Samba: Sardar 2,1 k bad ata hai Gabbr:

Tanha udaas men tha sara shehr

Tanha ‘Udaas men tha sara shehr ronay laga, Aaj mera sanam kisi our ka hone laga, Jin k raaste se kante uthaye hmne, Wo

Neem k 4 patte lo 2 ko

Neem k 4 patte lo 2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur 2 ki chatni banao Phr chatni ko us pani k sath

Lout ao k teri yad aa rhi

‘LOUT AO’ k teri yad aa rhi ha, meri jan ja rhi ha, na rat kat rhi ha, na neend aa rhi ha, ‘LOUT

g jalata hn aur sochta hn

*’* G jalata hn aur sochta hn, *’* Raegan ye hunar na jae kahin, *’* Aao kuch der ro hi len NASIR, *’* Phr

Jab mer haqqat jaa kar unko suna

Jab mer¡ haq¡qat jaA jaA kar Unko suna¡ £ogøØn ne, Kuch such bH¡ kaha kuch jhøØt kaha, Kuch baAt baNa¡ £ogøØn ne, Dhaa’yen ha¡N

Maine usay kitni bar kaha ha k

maine usay kitni bar kaha ha k din main 8,9 glass pani piya kro, ‘faraz’ lekin wo phr b kehti hai k MERA TAN

1 chota sa lfz hy jo bht

1 Chota sa lfz hy jo bht tklif deta hy apko ehsas dilate he k jsk 7 ap abi hen kya pata phr kabi

Boy 2 girl soot bhot acha pehne

Boy 2 girl: Soot bhot acha pehne ha Girl: Thnx Boy: Lipstick b achi hai Girl: Thnx Boy: Makeup b boht acha hai Girl:Thnx

Tension larki ne apse lift mangi

*Tension* Larki Ne Apse Lift Mangi Raste Me Uski Tabiat Kharab H0gai Aap Hospital Le Gay Doc Bola Ap Bap Ban’ne Wale Hoapk0 Tension

Meine us se bewafa ka mtlb pocha

Meine us se bewafa ka mtlb pocha tha Mohsin usne kha tehro aur phr lout kr nhe aya..

Jis mulk k nojwano mai roza rkhny

Jis mulk K nojwano mai roza rkhny ki taqat na ho;-( Jo 2 ghnty khry ho kr traweh na prh sken;-( *5wqt ki Namaz

Dedicate to my beloved frnds w0

dedicate to my beloved frnds W0 Subah ka alarm, Phr b ankh khulay Late.. W0 Yar0 Se Shugal, Attendence Bolna Late.. W0 Free Period

Aag lagi thi mere ghar ko

Aag lagi thi mere ghar ko, ;Naseer; Us ne pocha kya bcha hy, Me ne kaha ek me hi bacha hun, Us ne hans

Mrasim lakh gehry hn dilo k dil

mrasim lakh gehry hn, dilo k dil sy phr b jb, mily na unko wo chahat k js k khwb dkhy hn,tu asy mai

Naya dard ik dil mai jaga k

NAYA DARD IK DIL MAI JAGA K CHALA GAYA KAL PHR WO MERE SHEHR MAI AKER CHALA GAYA JISE DHUNDTI RAHI MAIN LOGUN K

Rakhain ge phr yahan buniyad hm ik

rakhain ge phr yahan buniyad hm ik aashiyane ki qasam khae he hum ne zor e bazu azmane ki mere dil pe sitam kashi

Karachi kahani aao ki tm ko

Karachi Kahani… Aao Karachi ki tm ko sunaon kahani. Yehi shehr tha jo sota nhi tha, Andhera muhalon me hota nhi tha. Bason ki

Neend ankhon k dricheay sy he door

Neend ankhon k dricheay sy he door mager Khawb aty hn phr soney ka bahana bn kr.

Tootay khwabon mein jo daikha tha

Tootay khwabon mein jo, daikha tha main ne wo raasta, Dhunda jb b usay, mila na mujhe wo kho gya, Main kesy kahunga, main

Pathan bus me pori seat par pheal

Pathan bus me pori seat par pheal kar betha tha Stop se ek aadmi cadha aur jaga mange Pathan:oye tere ko pta nahe k

Kitni br bola hy ka theak raho

kitni br bola hy ka theak raho pr tmhy koi asr he ni hota fazul bata krti rahti hooo or jb ma kuch bolu

phr se kajlai hoi sham e

*’* Phr Se Kajlai Hoi Sham E Sab E Asarda! Apne Hathon Men Liye Gul Shuda Shamaon Ki Qatar, Apne Daman Samety Hwe Sadiyon

Gahzal meri mahabton se tum wafa

GAHZAL Meri mahabton se tum wafa karna mujhy dil se na tum juda karna meri har sans main bus jao tum khushbo ban kar

Shadi me khana khula shadi me

shadi me khana khula Shadi Me Khana Khula sardar Ko Plate Nhi Mili sardar Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga Logon Ne Pocha Ye

Dooryan vsal me tadeel na hone dena

Door¡yan V¡saL mE TaßdEeL na hone Dena D¡L SaMander h to Phr JhEeL na hone Dena KamsE Kam Ek h¡ ßar Aao ZaMane K

Zubaida apa ktotkay chahre ki rangat

Zubaida Apa kTotkay Chahre ki rangat me nikhar aur kel mahason se nijaat me ubtan jesa naqis tareqa tark kren aur sasta aur nehayat

Baap ney betey ko cigrate peetey daikha

Baap ney betey ko cigrate peetey daikha to uski pocket money band kardi, 1 din betey ko paisey daikey cold drink leney bheja. us

Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho or

‘Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho or Maafi mang lay wo ‘AQALMAND’ ‘aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe na ho mgr phr b Maafi mang

Bus m conducter ne musafiro sy kaha

Bus m conducter ne musafiro sy kaha sb beth jay ta k bus chal sake peche se 1 larki ki awaz i ruko ruko

Ajeeb dastan hoti hy dosti ki

Ajeeb dastan hoti hy Dosti ki, * Larna milne se bhi acha lgta hy! * Larr k manane wale b hote hain kuch, *

Kbhi nadan krti he heran mujhe

Kbhi Nadan Krti He Kbhi Heran Krti He MUJHE MALOM HAI SHAYD Boht Nuksan Krti He Ye Ghar Weeran Karti Hai Jaha Hon Ronaqin

Usai pata hai mujse intzar nahi hota

Usai Pata Hai Mujse Intzar Nahi Hota Phr B Karwata Hai Usai Pata Hai Tanhai Achi Nahi Lagti Phr B Chor K Chala Jata

Suno aey chand se sathi abhi tum

suno aey chand se sathi abhi tum keh rahe they na tmhain mhbt mjh se ho nahi skti chalomana k ye such hey mgr

Jb tare pass ma aya ek sakonn

jb jb jb tare pass ma aya ek sakonN mila jise ma tha bhole aya wo wajood mila jb aye mOUSAM gham k tujay

Me rat ko ghar aa rha tha

me rat ko ghar aa rha tha achank karachi k halat kharab ho gaye goliyo ki awazey aane lgi me dar ke ek darakht

Reality 1 bar afghanistan k wazir

*REALITY* 1 bar Afghanistan k Wazir e Railway Pakistan aay, Sahaafio ne pocha ‘Afghanistan me to railway he nahi hay, ap wazir e railway

Chashm e saqi ne ye kya khel

Chashm e saqi ne ye kya khel rchaa rkha hai, koi zaahid,koi may-khawar bna rkha hai, jo phnsa,phr us ne kbi rehai na maangi,

Wasi shah mujhy toota rehny dy

WASI SHAH Mujhy toota rehny dy phir abaad na kar dar lagta hai teri chaht se itna b yaad na kar ab to yeh

Reportar khan sb platform pr sb pathan

Reportar. KHAN SB. Platform pr sb Pathan kc mar gae? Pathan. Aik ailan hua k train platform pr aa rhi h, sb ne jan

Kamal ankhain daraz palkain vishal musawari

Kamal Ankhain Daraz Palkain Vishal Ankhain Musawari Ka Kamal Ankhain Sharab Rab Ne ………Haram Kr Di To Phr Q Rakhi Halal Ankhain Hazaron in

Ek shakas ko chaha tha taron ki

ek shakas ko chaha tha taron ki tarah humne ek shakas ko chaha tha apno ki tarah humne ek shakas ko samjha tha pholo

Apni dunya me yu mast rehta tha

Apni Dunya me yu mast rehta tha ME, Mout ki fikar na karta tha Me,Gunah ko Gunah na samajhta tha Me, Lazzato k piche

Aik dafa ka zikar hy k main

AiK dafa ka ziKar hy k main sO raha tha, aise (^_^) phR mera fOn baja, may uth gaya, bilkul aise (*_*) may ne

Friend kya wife se larai khatm hui

Friend: kya wife se larai khatm hui ?? Husband: Han Ghutne taik k mere pas ai thi …………Friend: Phr? Husband: yehi k bed k

dam ghata jata hai afsarda dili

*’* Dam Ghata Jata Hai Afsarda Dili Sy Yaro, *’* Koi Afwah Hi Phelao K Kuch Rat Kate, *’* Men B Bekar Hon Aur

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas bhar k juice nikal kr sb ko heran krdia aur kaha

Nanhy chor ki kahani page no 1

“Nanhy Chor ki kahani” Page no 1 . Ek dafa ka zikr he Kisi gaon me ek chor khandan rehta tha un k yahan

Ek scientist ne mera brain wash kia

Ek Scientist ne Mera Brain Wash kia or phr Pocha: Tmhe ab b koi Yad hy? Mene Apka Nam lia to wo hans k

phr ehl e dil ko h

*’* Phr Ehl E Dil Ko H Teri Bakhshish Ka Intizar, Phr Tere Khad O Khal Ka Saail H Aaina, *’* Ik Din To

Suna hy log usy aankh bhar k

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