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Socha tha is qadar unko bhul jayenge

Socha tha is qadar unko bhul jayenge, Dekh kar bi undekha kar jayenge, Per jab aaya samne unka chehra,!! Socha is bar dekh len

Kabhi jo waqt par jaye tumhein mujh

Kabhi jo waqt par jaye, Tumhein mujh se bicharna ho, Tumhein waday se phirna ho, To beshak dair mat karna, Mujay naraaz kar dena,

Aao baitho dekho suno phir kehtay raho

Aao Baitho Dekho Suno Phir Kehtay Raho Aa Aa K Har Qadam Per Sawab Tum Kamatay Raho Baith Baith K Har Pal Ka Phal

Mohabbat ke haseen rastay sabhi dariya teri

mohabbat ke haseen rastay mohabbat ke sabhi dariya… teri janib rawaaN hain…yun ke chahat ke sabhi mousam kisi ek khaas nuktay per___ khud mein

Apni he dhun me rehti thi

Apni he dhun me rehti thi.. Ik larki shokh or chanchal si.. Hr aik say batein krti thi.. Khoob mauj masti wo krti thi..

Bossek acha sa shesha lao jisme mujhe

Boss:Ek acha sa SHESHA lao jisme mujhe mera moun dikhayi de, . . . . . . . Pathan:Boss nhi mila mai sb dukan

Maine qismt ki lakeeron per yakeen karna

Maine qismt ki lakeeron per yakeen karna chor diya hai …..muskan….. Jab insaAn bdal sakta ha to ye lakeerein kya cheez hain,………,?

Teri mohabbat bhi ajeeb thi tera faiz

Teri Mohabbat Bhi Ajeeb Thi, Tera Faiz Bhi Tha Kamal Per, Kabhi Sab Kuch Mila Bin Talaab, Kabhi Kuch Mila Na Sawal Per.

Khuda tujhe urooj aisa naseeb kare kay

Khuda tujhe urooj aisa naseeb kare, kay rashk tere naseeb per falak kare, har more per frishtay hon sath tere, har ghum per hifazat

Sta da yare mey koshishona okral laka

sta da yare mey koshishona okral laka cricket mey so machona okral zulfe che sta rata rayade shuwale ma da raqeeb sara tasona okral

What is the colour of frequency

What is the colour of frequency? Ans: Purple How? Frequency=1/time That means 1/sec Now 1sec = Ek Pal So 1/Pal= Per Pal Per Pal=

Sunita willams 1st indian lady jo

‘Sunita Willams’ 1st iNDIAN Lady jo 02/07/2007 ko CHAND per gayi thi… Us ne ‘ISLAM’ Qabool kar liya hai.. Us ney kaha k Chand

ikhtiartaqat aur dolat milnay per

*. . .ikhtiar,Taqat aur Dolat milnay per log badaltay nahi, balkay BENAQAB hotay hain. . .* Hazrat Ali (A.s)

Aik bay rang sa manzar hai kahan

Aik bay rang sa manzar hai kahan tak sochon zindagi main terey baray main kahan tak sochon Phenknay walay nay tu door say pathar

Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk

Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk khana kha raha tha, kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay? Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi

Azaan dunya mein her waqt goonjne

AZAAN Dunya Mein Her Waqt Goonjne Wali Aawaz FAJR Ki AZAAN Ka Aaghaz Indonesia Se Shuro Ho Ker Samatra Or Malaya Pohanchta Hai Srinagar

Bol hawaa us paar zamaane kaise hain

Bol hawaa us paar zamaane kaise hain, Ujrre shehar mein yaar puraane kaise hain, Chaand utarta hai ab kis kis aangan mein? Kirnon se

Zindgi me na rehti judai to yaad

Zindgi Me Na Rehti Judai, To Yaad Na Karta Her Kisi Ko Koi, Per Acha Kiya Khuda Ne Banai Judai, Q k Judai Se

Khud se kaho k kabhi akaile

Khud Se Kaho K Kabhi Kabhi AkaiLe Mein Thora Hans Bol Bhi Liya Kare Kya Pata Apne App Se Becharne Ki Ghari Kab Sir

Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain

Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho Per

Mout pe b mujhe yakeen hai

Mout Pe B Mujhe ‘Yakeen Hai’ Aur tum Per B ‘Aitabar Hai’ Dekhna Hai’Pehle Kon Aata Hai’ Mujh se milne Mujhe Dono Ka ‘Intizar

Is baar dil ne tujh se milne

is baar dil ne tujh se milne ki thani hai per mein ne kab kisi ki koi baat mani hai aik shab tere sath

In dosti ki rahoon main dhoka na

In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main Dhoka Na Dena Dost Mera Yaqeen Tujh Py Aisa Hy Jaisy Zubaida Aapa Ko Apne Totkon Per

Zindagi ki raahon per kyon udaas phirte

Zindagi Ki Raahon Per Kyon Udaas Phirte Ho? Zindagi Badalne Mein Deir Kitni Lagti Hai! Hichkian Si Aati Hain, Yaad Aa Rahe Ho Tum…

Tere baraat hogi mera janaza hoga chaar

Tere Baraat Hogi Mera Janaza Hoga chaar Admmi Teray Sath Hongay Char Admmi Meray Sath Hongay Phool Tuj Per Be Hongay, Phool Muj Per

Mere naam se pehle ab k uski

”MERE NAAM SE PEHLE” ab k uski aankhon me, be_sabab udaasi…….thi! ab k uske chehre per, dukh tha……be_hawaasi thi! ab k yun mila…….mujhse, yun

Khubsoorat hain wo lub jo pyari batein

khubsoorat hain wo lub jo pyari batein kertey hain khubsoorat hai wo muskurahat jo dosaroon ke chehroon per bhimuskan saja de khubsoorat hai wo

Tanhaiyan udaasiyan us per ye sardian

Tanhaiyan , Udaasiyan , us per ye Sardian…, Wah re December teri furqaten nirali hen.

Bazi e ishq kuch es tarah se

Bazi e Ishq Kuch Es Tarah Se Harey Yaroo Zakham Per Zakham Lagey Dil Pe Humare Yaroo Koi To Aisa Ho Jo Ghao Per

Suno acha nahi lagta suno acha

SUNO ACHA NAHI LAGTA Suno Acha Nahin Lagta, K Koi Dosra Dekhay, Tumhari Sharbati Aankhen, Lab-o-Rukhsaar Aur Palkein, Siyah Lambi Ghanee Zulfein Sarahay Dosra

Warq warq per teri ibaarat tera fasaana

Warq warq per Teri ibaarat, Tera fasaana, Teri shikayat Kitab-e-zindagi jidhar se kholi, teri muhabat ka baab niklaa…

Ek sindhi aur pathan ka interview tha

Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha: Sindhi se: Q: Taleem A: B.A Q: Pakistan kab bana? A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per

Us ko chaha per izhar na karna

Us ko chaha per izhar na karna aya, Kut gae umer hamen pyar na karna aya, Usne manga bhi agar kuch to judai mangi,

Ek tere na hone se kuch badal

ek tere na hone se kuch badal nan jata phoolon ki khushboo salamat hoti hai parindey b chehekte rehte hen badal b barastey rehte

Hazrat essa as apni walida ki wafat

Hazrat Essa (A.S) Apni Walida ki Wafat k baad Unki Qabr per gaye. Aap Apni Walida Hazrat e Bibi Mariam (A.S) se Mukhatib huwe

Dua hia ke aap humesha khush rahain

Dua hia ke Aap Humesha khush rahain Aur Allah tala aap ki tammam jayaiz duwayain aur khuwahsishaaat zaroor qabool kerain Aur specialy Aapki birthday

Allah taala kin loogon sai muhabbat kurtai

ALLAH TA’ALA Kin loogon sai Muhabbat kurtai hain? 1. or ALLAH ‘SABR’ kurnai walon sai Muhabbat kurtai hain. (AL-Imran) 2. Beshak ALLAH TA’ALA ‘Insaf’

Kathan safar ha mohabton ka srab

Kathan safar ha mohabton ka, srab rsty hen soch lena, wo chor jata han ik qadam per, jo sath chalty hen soch lena, Ya

Bicherte waqt kyun na perh saka nighaon

Bicherte Waqt Kyun Na Perh Saka Nighaon Ki Zuban FARAZZ Usey To Iss Fun Per Pura Uboor Tha

Ay dost mri chahton par aitraz

Ay Dost Mri Chahton par Aitraz krna Rahy Sath Hmara bus Ye Dua krna Main don Sath Tumhara Zndgi k har Mor per Agr

Meri sanson mein teri khushboo to basee

Meri sanson mein teri khushboo to basee aaj bhi hai Dil ki khwahish hai ke tumhay choo ker phir se dekhoon Faaslay itney bhi

Teri qm hum abhi tak soay

Teri Q?$?M hum abhi tak Soay Nahi Rony ko mann karta hai per Hum Roye nahi Yad na karien Tmko or So JAin Itne

Boht chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi

Boht chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi krti wo pagal hy ya nadan… q izhar nhi krtiZindagi ke Kisi Mor per Wo Jan jaey

Wo bathroom main betha kisi se 1lota

Wo Bathroom main betha kisi Se 1lota pani b Naa Maang Saka’Faraz’Kiyon k usne khud hee kaha tha k’Mujh per 1 Ehsan karna, k

Ek dafa ek murghi ne pakistan or

Ek dafa ek murghi ne pakistan or hindustan ke bardur per unda dia do mulkon me larai ho gaye ke unde kon le ga.

Eid melaad ul nabvi ka chand mubarik ho

Eid Melaad-Ul-Nabvi ka Chand Mubarik ho Kitaab-e-hasti kay sar-e-warq per, jo naam-e-Mohammad raqam na hota Wajood-e-hasti ubhar na sakti, wajood-e-loh-o-Qalam na hota Zameen na

Farz kro hum ehle wfa hunfarz diwany

Farz kro hum ehl_e wfa hun,farz kro diwany hun, farz kro ye dono batain jhoti hun afsany hun, farz kro is g ki bytabi

Tum hi nai to kaha tha chaand

Tum hi nai to kaha tha, chaand, bina chaandni k kuch nahi, raat, bina sitaron k kuch nahi, sagar, bina pani k kuch nahi,

Mohsin says bikne waly or b

:Mohsin Says: Bikne waly or b hain ja kar khareed lon, Hm log Qeemat se nhi Qismat se mila karty hai. :faiz reply 2

Taqdeer aisi hai meri k kuch raas

taqdeer aisi hai meri k kuch raas nahi lakhon hain merey apney lekin koi paas nahi pal bher ki judai bhi jin ki jaan

In dosti ki rahoon main dhoka na

In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main Dhoka Na Dena Dost Mera Yaqeen Tujh Py Aisa Hy Jaisy Zubaida Aapa Ko Apne Totkon Per. :

Tu meri duaon mein shamil hai iss

Tu Meri Duaon Mein Shamil Hai Iss Tarah Pholon Mein Hoti Hai Khushboo Jis Tarah Khuda Teri Zindagi Mein itni Khushiyan Bhar de Zameen

Sweet poetry mila wo bhi

SwEeT PoEtrY … Mila wo bhi nahi karta, Mila me bhi nahi karti. Wafa wo bhi nahi karta, Wafa me bhi nahi Karti. Usay

Khawateen k huquq per film chal rahi

KHAWATEEN k huquq per film chal rahi thi, Ek KHATOON ne josh mei nara lagaya:’aaj ki aurat kiya nahi kar sakti?’ Peechay se awaz

Tanha safar key shouq mein youn gum

Tanha safar key shouq mein youn gum howay QateeL, Na raastay per aa sakay na zindagi say ja sakay..!

Hota kese unko gham hamarri tanhia ka

hota kese unko gham hamarri tanhia ka, jb farq pra nhi unko hamarai judaii ka, khamoshi sa saha hun ne jb har gham, to

Thaka gaya hai musalsal safar udaasi ka

Thaka Gaya Hai Musalsal Safar Udaasi Ka Aur Abb Bhi Hai Mairey Shaaney Pey Sar Udaasi Ka Woh Kon Keemiyaa-gar Tha Ke Jo Bikheir

Jawabi khat ma yun usne mery bary

Jawabi khat ma yun usne mery bary ma likha tha, Bura b keh nhi sakty mgr achy nhi lgty, Nhi masrof ma itna k

Sawan ke pehlo barish jab hum tum

SaWan ke pehLo baRish jaB hum tuM bheeGa keRtaY theY SaRaK kinnary gandaY panni main JaB doNo uChla keRtaY theY Cheryoo’n Ko paKra keRtaY

Ghum e dil sunane ko jee chahta hai tumhe

Ghum-E-Dil Sunane Ko Jee Chahta Hai Tumhe Azmane Ko Jee Chahta Hai Suna Hai Yeh Jab Sey,Bohat Door Ho Tum Bohat Door Jane Ko

Aik bhikari ny ghar k bahir se

Aik bhikari ny ghar k bahir se awaz lagayi: babu ji roti milegi? Andar se awaz ayi: Biwi ghar per nahi hai Bhikari: main

Tujhe naaz hay kay mein haseen hun

Tujhe naaz hay kay mein haseen hun, meray gulistan ko zawal kia, mujeh fakhar hay kay mein ishq hun, jo jalaa na doon to

Dua me lab per sawal rakhna nigah

DUA ME LAB PER SAWAL RAKHNA NIGAH PER APNI KAMAL RAKHNA DENE CHAETY HO AGAR KHUSHIYAN HAMEIN TO, KHUSH REHNA AUR APNA KHAYAL RAKHNA

1 bus ma baba g ka paaon

1 Bus ma Baba G ka paaon Larki k paaun per aa gaya. Baba G: Sorry! Larki: Get lost Phir 1 handsome larkey ka

Aise bhi mohabbat ki saza deti hai

Aise bhi mohabbat ki saza deti hai dunia. mar jaye tu jenay ki dua deti hai dunia. hum kon say momen thay jo ilzam

Hamesha khuda per trust kro q k

hamesha khuda per trust kro q k wo jo kuch krta he us men insan ki bhalai hoti he

Gar hosake to ishq jawani mein chhod

Gar hosake to ishq jawani mein chhod de kagaz ki nao ise paani mein chhod de… ruk jaye ga tu log tujhe chhod jayengey

3 sardar1 hi bed per sorhe theek

3 sardar1 hi bed per sorhe the.Ek ko jaga tangg lagi to wo bed se utr krzmeen pr so gya.Bed pr se1srdar bola!oay ute

Qasai aawaz laga rha tha k taza

Qasai aawaz laga rha tha k taza gosht hay le lo.Wahan se Hazrat Ali (R.A) ka guzar hua to us ne Hazrat Ali (R.A)

Zameen pe chal na ska aasman se

Zameen pe chal na ska, aasman se b gya Kaat k per ko parinda urran se b gya Tbah kar geiy mujhe pakke makaan

Main chahti hoon ke agli rut

Main chahti hoon Ke agli rut mein miloon jo tumse Janam janam ki thakawaton ke khutoot chehre se mit chuke hon ‘Qadam qadam ek

Likhe taza tareen sher abhi tere ishq

Likhe Taza Tareen Sher Abhi Tere Ishq Mein, Na Dekhe Gham Nahi Andher Kabhi Tere Ishq Mein, Ghazal Bani Hai Abhi Bas Abhi Abhi

Yadain bhi hain kuch aesi tere naam

YADAIN BHI HAIN KUCH AESI TERE NAAM SE WABASTA HAR SUBHA HAI JESE HAR SHAM SE WABASTA BAS TERE TASAWUR SAY FURSAT HI NAHI

Mohabbat yaad hai to phir mere dil

Mohabbat yaad hai to phir mere dil mien hai yun raksaaN ke hum ko fiker hai koi, na he hosh hai baki faqt ek

Hazaron larkian aisi k har larki per

Hazaron larkian aisi k har larki per dam niklay . . . . . Per jis larki pe dam niklay uska ‘add as friend’

Yun hi anjane me tujh se rafaqat

yun hi anjane me tujh se Rafaqat c ho gaie, Dosti krne chalay or tujh se Chahat c ho gaie Tu na ho to

Phr utha hath behre dua ya nabi

‘Phr utha Hath behre Dua ya Nabi! ‘Shad ho jae khalqe khuda’ya Nabi! ‘Ye watan jo bna he tere Nam per, ‘Is k sir

Kese hain us k shahar gulshan gulab

Kese Hain Us K Shahar K Gulshan, Gulab, Raste, Kis Haal Main Sajan K Shab O Roz Main Guzarte, Kya Ab Bhi Us K

Tere chehre pe hansi sada rahey mera

TERE CHEHRE PE HANSI SADA RAHEY MERA HER LAFZ TERE LIYE DUA RAHEY ZINDGI ME PAO KHUSHI HER QDAM PER DOOR TUM SE DUNIA

Samunder main fana hona tu kismat ki

Samunder main fana hona tu kismat ki kahani hai Jo marte hain kinaro per mujhe dukh un pe hota hai

Dil ki taak pe diya jalane aaoonga

Dil ki taak pe diya jalane aaoonga, Main tumko kuch yaad dilane aaoonga, Mere dard ko tum bhi na seh paoge, Apne aansu se

Naseeb mein tha maa ki mamta daolat

Naseeb Mein Tha, Maa Ki Mamta Ki Daolat Tukhra Diya Tha Maine Us Daolat Ko Aaj Us Daulat Ki Qimat Maloom Pari Per Bouth

Hazoor nabi s a w ney

HAZOOR NABI S A W } NEY FERMAYA K QAYAMATK DIN SAB SEY PAILAY QABR SEY MEY BAHAR AAONGA MERE BAAD ABU BAKR SIDDIQ

Karbala mein dekha hai hum ne ek

Karbala Mein Dekha Hai Hum Ne Ek Ajab Waqiya Jis K Honton Per Hansi Thi Woh Rulata Reh Gaya Run Mein Teer Andaz Munh

Har raat teri yadon ko qatal kar

,?¸.•*´¨`*•.¸?Har raat teri yadon ko qatal kar k dafan kr k so jati hun……………. per yeh log bare sangdil subha teri adain teri batain

Main wohi hoon jisey tum dost kaha

Main Wohi hoon’ jisey Tum dost kaha kartay thay.. Din men so bar Mera naam liya kertay thay.. Aaj kya baat hai’ kyun Mujhse

Yeh jo log some text missing walay

Yeh jo log some text missing walay SMS karte hain mujhe in per bohut gussa aata hai Dil to chahta hai k main unko

Khush kabri ab madni chenel ko suniye

(Khush Kabri) Ab Madni Chenel ko Suniye FM Radio Per (Frq.88.80 Allah Karam Asa Kare Ttujh pe Jahan Me . A Dawet-e-Islami teri Dhoom

Yeh waqat b aana thhahami gham talbon

yeh waqat b aana thhahami gham talbon per ab tujh se bichhedrne ki duayen hain labonper cherche teri maasoom nigahi k bohat thhe ilzaam

Allah insan k sath hai or

Allah : Insan k sath hai or log usayaasmano per talash kerte hain Jannat :Maa k kadmo tale hai or log usay doosre naikion

Chalo kuch dar hanste han mohabbat

ChaLo Kuch Da¡r HansTe ha¡n! MOHABBAT pEr ¡nayat pEr, K ße’ßunyad ßaTe¡n ha¡n Saßh¡ R¡shTe Saßh¡ naTe, Zarurat K¡ ha¡n Ejaada¡n Kahe¡n Ko¡ nah¡

Wo aa kar apni mohabbat jatata hay

Wo aa kar apni Mohabbat jatata hay Apnay banaye sanchon main Mujhe ko dhalna chahta hay Kabhi Pyar karta hay Kabhi Roth jata hay

Bant gaya hun do jahgon per

bant gaya hun do jahgon per.. aik usk jisam main or aik dil main..

Kisi pyase ko apne hisse ka paani

Kisi Pyase ko Apne His’se Ka Paani Pilana Bhi Mohabbat Hy Bhanwar Mein Doobte Ko Saahilo’n Tak Le k Jana Bhi Mohabbat Hy Kahi’n

Khete hen k jub koi kisi ko

Khete hen k jub koi kisi ko bohut yad karta he to ek tara toot k girta he, ‘ *** ** * Ek din

In sochti ankhon mein na janay

In Sochti Ankhon Mein Na Janay Kia Baat Hay Eik Lamhay Ko Jo Mein In Mein Dekh Loon To Dobnay Lagta Hon In Naraz

Chahoo jo meri khataoon ki saza do

Chahoo jo meri khataoon ki saza do mujh ko per khata kya ha zara itna bata do mujh ko meiney chaha tha sanam tum

Aaina hoon main mere saamne aakar dekho

Aaina Hoon Main Mere Saamne Aakar Dekho Khud Nazar Aaogye Jo Aankh Mila Ker Dekho Mere Gham Mai Mari Takdeer Nazar Aati Hai Dugmagao

Mae unko apnay dil ka mehman na

Mae Unko Apnay Dil Ka Mehman Na Banaon Gi Logo Kia Mae Un Bin Reh Bhi Paon Gi Per Herf E Shikayat Labon Pay

Kisi ka aaib talash karne walay ki

kisi ka aaib talash karne walay ki misaal us makhi ki c hay jo sara khobsurat jism chhor kar sirf zakham per hi bethti

Shayad k uter jaye tere dil me

Shayad K Uter Jaye Tere Dil Me Meri Baat QURAN Ghar Me Hy Mgr Prhta Nhi Me Zra B ALLAH Ka Khauf Karta Nhi

Teri rehmaton per munhasir har amaal ki

teri rehmaton per munhasir har amaal ki quboolia na mujey saleeqa-e-iltijah na mujey shaoor-e-Namaz hai

Jab kabhi chahe andheron mein ujale usne

Jab kabhi chahe Andheron mein Ujale usne, Ker diya ghar mera sholon k hawale usne, Uspe khul jati mere shouq ki shiddat sari, Dekhe

Hasti ka aitbaar kiye bagair reh na

Hasti ka aitbaar kiye bagair reh na jaye, Dunya hai yahan per jiye bin raha na jaye, Kat’ti nahin yeh zindagi umeed ke bagher,

Mujhay khud per nahin qaboo na main

Mujhay khud per nahin qaboo na main kuch bol sakta hunn Asar yeh kis k lafzon ka meri baton main rehta hai

Nabi a akram sney fermaya hy k

NABI A AKRAM {S}NEY FERMAYA HY K QAYYAMAT KI AIK NISHANI YEH B HY K ULLAMA A KARAM UTTA LIAY JAINGAY OR YAHI LOG

Kuch dor humary sath chalo hum dil

Kuch dor huMary sath chalo, HuM dil ke kahani keh dain gy, Jaise saMjho na tuM ankho se, Woh bat zabani keh din gy,

Khuda tujhe urooj aisa naseeb kare kay

Khuda tujhe urooj aisa naseeb kare, kay rashk tere naseeb per falak kare, har more per frishtay hon sath tere, har ghum per hifazat

Who rooya to bhout per muj say

WHO ROOYA TO BHOUT ,PER MUJ SAY MOUN MOUR KA ROOYA. KOI MAJBORI HO GI, JO DIL TOOR KAR ROOYA,… MARAY SAMNAIN KIYA ,MARI

Perveen shakir saare waadon ko bhula

‘~Perveen Shakir. Saare WA’ADON ko bhula sakti hon, Lekin Rehne Do..! Main tumhein chor k Ja sakti hon, Lekin Rehne Do..! Tum jo har

Aankhain khuab dekhti hain kisi say mil

Aankhain khuab dekhti hain Kisi say mil janey ka Ya khud ko kho denay ka Tanha reh janay ka Khud ko aar denay ka,

A parody of zong song enjoy

A Parody Of Zong Song Enjoy Krte Raho Tv Dekhte Raho Parhae Par Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae Me To Mayoos Tha Paper Dekh Ke

E kash agar aisa ho jaye unke sabhi

E-Kash Agar Aisa Ho Jaye Unke Sabhi Gum Hamare Ho Jaye Hum Jagey Jab Bhi Yaad Mein Unki E-Kash Unhe Khabar Ho Jaye Hum

Tahwaar tu naam hai khushyun ka lykn

Tahwaar tu naam hai khushyun ka Lykn meri hr eid per Mere dardon ka raqas huta hai Mere ansu muskarte hain Meri khushyan siskti

Kismat per aitbar kis ko hamil jaye

kismat per aitbar kis ko ha,mil jaye ‘KHUSHI’ inkaar kis ko ha kuch ‘MAJBURIYAN’ HAIN mare dost,warna! ‘JUDAI’ se piyar kis ko ha.

Man beta ap k abu ghar per

Man: beta ap k abu ghar per hain? Boy: nai wo walk per gye hain Man: acha apne bare bhai ko bulao Boy: wo

kisi per aitmad karo to us

( Kisi per Aitmad Karo To Us bache ki tarah; jis ko aap hawa mian uchalo to wo hansta hai darta nahe ; Q

Ho raat akeli pichly pehar or chand

Ho raat akeli pichly pehar or chand gagan mein a jae Tm chand ki manind tanha ho ye baat tumhen tarpa jae Kuch khuwab

Once rakhi sawant goes to lic office

Once Rakhi Sawant Goes To LIC Office. Rakhi Mujhe Apni Body Ka Insurance Karna Hai. Officer- Sorry Madam Hum Public Property Per Insurance Nahi

Iblees kia tha 40000 baras tak

Iblees kia tha?? 40,000 Baras tak jannat ka Khazanchi 80,000 Baras tak Malaika ka Sathi 20,000 Baras tak Malaika ko Waaz Sunata raha 30,000

Janat ka sultan hussain ibne ali hai

Janat ka sultan Hussain Ibne Ali hai, Moo bolta Quran Hussain Ibne Ali hai, Mana ke Momin ki pehchan hay kalma, Per kalmay ki

Jina chahunde haan per zindagi r raas

Jina Chahunde haan per Zindagi r Jina Chahunde haan per Zindagi raas nahi aundi, Marna chahunde haan per Maut sadde pass nahi aundi, Bahut

1 larki bus mein plz give me

1 larki bus mein: Plz give me seat I’m Pregnant. Boy: per aap lagti to nahi… Larki: Lagun gi kaise abhi 1 ghante pehle

Ek aurat aadhi raat ko qabar per

Ek Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Per Bethi Thi. Musafir Ne Poocha=Darr Nai Lagta? Aurat=Lo Is Mein Darne Ki Kya Baat Hy Andar Garmi

Allah tala aur iskey farishtey nabisallallahu alaihi

Allah Ta’la aur iskey Farishtey Nabi(Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam)per Rehmat bhejtey hain, Ae Iman waalo! tum bhi in per Durood bhejo aur khoob Salaam bhejtey

Maine munh ko kafan me chupa jub

Maine munh ko kafan me chupa jub liya tub unhe mujhse milne ki fursat mili haal dil pochne jub vo ghar se chale raaste

eid ka chand eid ka

~~ EiD kA cHaNd ~~ Eid Ka chand dekha to Meri Tanha Hatalioun Per Aanso Se Ek Dua Nikli Ke Ay KHUDA…… Agle baras

Or namaz ki pabandi karo zakat ada

Or Namaz Ki Pabandi Karo Or Zakat Ada Karo Or ALLAH K RASOOL Ki Farmabardaari Me Lagey Raho Ta-K Tum Per Raham Kiya Jaey

Parindon mein kabhi firqaa parasti nahi dekhi

Parindon mein kabhi ‘Firqaa parasti’ nahi dekhi..?? ¤~~¤~~¤~~¤~~¤ Kabhi mandir per ja bethe to kabhi masjid per ja bethe…

Aao to bataein tum ko kya

Aao to bataein tum ko… kya cheez muhabat hoti hai..? insan k dil per insan ki… pakeeza hakumat hoti hai, kuch husn mein sajawat

Rishte kisi se kuch yoon nibha lo

Rishte Kisi Se Kuch Yoon Nibha Lo, K Us K Dil K Saare Ghum Chura Lo, ‘$?’ Itna Asar Chhor Do Kisi Per Apna,

Agar aap apne lund ko powerful bnana

Agar aap apne lund ko powerful bnana chahte hain to apne penis per kale bhoondon ka oil massage kren. From: Saudia Tibbi Foundation. Black

Kagaz per mera naam likh kar mita

Kagaz Per Mera Naam LIkh Kar Mita Kun Ho Piar Hai Tu Ikrar Chupati Kun Ho Mujhy Rook Dia Shariyat K Takazun Nea Warana