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Pehan SMS Messages

Parveen shakir ma teri khawabon ki

(Parveen shakir) mA Teri Khawabon ki Dulhan bAn KAr, Apnay Ap ko Ban Sawar Kr Ghogat Nikal Kar Maathey Pay jumka Lagha kar Aankhoon

Boy apka naam kya hy girl

Boy: apka naam kya hy? Girl: pehan k bataon ya dikha k? B: kya matlab? G: ‘PAYAL’ naam hy mera, or aapka? B: le

Bv apne shohar ko darane k liye

BV apne shohar ko darane k liye Kala Libas Pehan ker khari ho gai Shohar darte howe ! Kon ho tum ? BV: churail

1 jahaz ka engine khrab ho gaya

1 jahaz ka engine khrab ho gaya tha sub logo ne jump aese he laga di, 1 pathan ne parashut pehan k jump lagadi.

Sardar aj ghar jate hi biwi ki

Sardar: Aj Ghar jate hi Biwi ki Chaddi utarunga Dost: Aj Bare mood me ho? Sardar: Mood ki Aesi ki Taisi, Boht Tight he,

Farsh e malmal pe sone wale 1 din

Farsh-e-Malmal Pe Sone Wale 1 Din Qabar Main Sona PareGa Apne Amaal Ka Jaiza Le Warna Qabar Main Bohat Rona PareGa Chorh De Zindagi

Sari zindagi kr k barbad ishq ki

Sari Zindagi Kr K Barbad Ishq Ki lazzat Chakh Li Hy Us Ne B Burqa Pehan Lia Hum Ne B Darhi Rakh Li Hy

Sardar ko invitation mila k party me

Sardar ko invitation mila k party me sirf LAAL taai pehan kr ana h Sardar party me pohncha To dekha k Logo ne pent

2 pistol te 1 gundhoni di

2 Pistol te 1 GunDHONI di Maa nu LUN 2 Pukhey te 1 Malang ZAHEER di Pehan nu LUN 2 Sitary te 1 Chann

A sweet girl goes to bantas shop

A sweet girl goes to Banta’s shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao. Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.

Main teri khawaboon ki dulhan ban kar

mAin Teri Khawaboon ki Dulhan bAn KAr, Apnay Ap ko Ban Sawar Kar Ghumgat Nikal Kar Maathey Pay jumka Lagha kar Aankhoon MAy Kajal

Sardar apne dost se yar tu ne

Sardar apne dost se: Yar tu ne koi aeisi gaali suni hai jo dekhi bhi ho Dost: Aaho teri pehan di phudi.

1 sardar apni maa ki qameez aur

1 sardar Apni maa ki Qameez aur Baap ki Shalwar pehan k bazar mein ghoom raha tha Kisi ne poucha yeh kya fashion hai?

Mera khayaal bhi ghungharu pehan k nachy

Mera khayaal bhi ghungharu pehan k nachy ga,, Agar khayaal ko tera khayaal aa jaye…!

Magroor hi sahi mujhe acha bahot laga

Magroor hi sahi mujhe acha bahot laga wo ajnabi to tha magar apna bahot laga rootha hua tha hans to pada mujh ko dekhkar

Wife mein ne app ki birthday k

Wife: Mein ne app ki Birthday k liye itna menhga suit lia hai k bas, Husband: Shukr hai mera be khyal aya, Dikhaoo, Wife:

1 hejra burka pehan kr admi

1 Hejra BURKA pehan kr 1 ADMI ko BEWAKOOF bana rha tha. K men LARKI hon. AADMI jb US ka BURKA uthane lga TO

Sardar g ko invitation mila k aap

Sardar g ko invitation mila k aap ne party mein red tie pehan k ana hai. Sardar g party puhnchy to dekha K K

A poem for bachelor boys aisi

A poem for bachelor BOYS!!! Aisi apni wife ho,5”5′ jis ki hight ho, Jeans jis ki tight ho, Chehra jis ka bright ho, Weight

Main teri khawaboon ki dulhan ban kar

mAin Teri Khawaboon ki Dulhan bAn KAr, Apnay Ap ko Ban Sawar Kar Ghumgat Nikal Kar Maathey Pay jumka Lagha kar Aankhoon MAy Kajal

Hamara to yehi soch kr dimag kharab

Hamara to yehi soch kr dimag kharab hogya Faaaraaaaaaaz…….. . . . . . . K aurat saari pehan kar poti kese krti hay…..

Old song and remix me kya farq

Old SOng And Remix SOng Me KYa FArq HAi? ‘Old Song’ DAncer 6 FuTt LAmbay KapRay PEhan KR NACHTI THi ‘REmix SOng’ DAncer Ne

Tu k simta to rag e jaan ki hadoon

Tu k simta to rag-e-jaan ki hadoon main simta Main k bikhera to sameeta na gaya tere baad Milnay walay kaee mehfom pehan k

Aksar raqs karte howe muje nangae pann ka

Aksar Raqs Karte Howe Muje Nangae-Pann ka ehsas hota tha…. Nargis appi se Mashwra lia to kehne lagee: Kabi Kabi kuch pehan k b

Saari zindgi kr k barbaad ishq ki

Saari Zindgi Kr K Barbaad Ishq Ki Lazzat Chakh Li He Us Ne Bhi Burqa Pehan Lia, Hum Ne B Daarhi Rakh Li He.

1st muharram ko puri bismillah 130 bar

1st Muharram Ko (Puri) Bismillah 130 Bar Likh Ker (Ya Likhwa Ker) Jo Koi Apne Paas Rakhay (Ya Plastic Coding Kerwa Ker Kapre, Raigzin

1 zoo me ek tota english

1 Zoo me ek Tota English, Urdu or Punjabi bol sakta tha. ek admi ne 3 zubaney check karney ke liye us se pucha:

Peshawar ki police ka b jawab nai

Peshawar ki police ka B jawab nai! 1 Pathan talaab me naha raha tha. Police wale ne kaha chal ooye bahr aa Kr Kapray

Ek baat honton tak hy jo aai

Ek Baat Honto’n Tak Hy Jo Aai Nahi Bas Aankho’n Se Hy Jhaankti Tum Se Kabhi, Mujh Se Kabhi Kuch Lafz Hyn Wo Maangti

Aj kal aksar nojawan ehtalam hone ki

Aj Kal Aksar Nojawan ‘EHTALAM’ Hone Ki Sorat Me KAPRE Ko Bina PAK Kiy Utar Dete Hen Jisko Ghr Wale Utha Kr MACHINE Me

Ishq taveez pehan kar bhi na nikla

ISHQ TAVEEZ PEHAN KAR BHI NA NIKLA MUJH SE AAJ BHI US KI DUA APNI TARAF KHINCHTI HAI

Agr hota yaqen tery milny ka khawab

Agr Hota Yaqen Tery Milny Ka Khawab Mein, !!!Sagar!!! To me sone se pehle prani shalwar pehan kr soata.

Sardar aur machar aek larai my

sARDAR aur Machar Aek larai my sardar ny bullet proof jacket ki pehan rakhi thi kisi ny pucha Q Sardar ny jawab dya: jismy

Mujh se poochtey hain log kis liye

Mujh Se Poochtey Hain Log Kis Liye December Mein Yun Udas Rehta Hoon Koi Dukh Chupata Hoon Ya Kisi k Janey Ka Sog Main

Sari zindagi ker k barbadishq kai lazat

sari zindagi ker k barbadishq kai lazat chakh li hai . . . . . . . . . su ne bhi burqa pehan

Door bell baji biwi ne night dress

Door Bell baji, Biwi ne night dress pehan kar ja k darwaza khola, Shohar k dost ne andar a kar shohar ka pocha. Biwi

Sardarni wo je raat fir bili

Sardarni: wo je raat fir Bili sara dudh pi gai. Sardar: kitni baar bola hai Qameez pehan k soya kar.

Sitam ko sabar ka kalma parhanay aaya

Sitam Ko Sabar Ka Kalma Parhanay Aaya Hai Ali (A.S) K Khoon Ka Johar Dikhanay Aaya Hai Pehan K Hathkarhi Berhi Hussain (A.S) Ka

Suhagrat ki raat ladka

SUHAGRAT KI RAAT LADKA : ( KAMRE ME AAKE ) JALDI KADPE UTARO DULHAN NE KAPDE UTARE LADKA KAM KAR KE BOLA JALDI KAPDE

Himesh bhai ne shaadi ki aur 3

Himesh Bhai Ne Shaadi Ki Aur 3 Saal Tak Koi Bachha Nahi Hua Pucho Kyon . . . . . Arre Bhaiyya Unhe Koi

Himesh bhai ne shaadi ki aur 3

Himesh Bhai Ne Shaadi Ki Aur 3 Saal Tak Koi Bachha Nahi Hua Pucho Kyon . . . . . Arre Bhaiyya Unhe Koi

Pehan lo tum sweater se yehi hai

Pehan Lo Tum Sweater Tum Se Yehi Hai Hamari Guzarish, : Mubarak Ho Aap Sab Ko Sardi Ki Yeh Pehli Barish

Faqatangdasti or bemari k asbab 1 mehman

FAQA,TANGDASTI or BEMARI K ASBAB 1-Mehman ko haqarat se dehkna 2-Quran pak ko be wozo hat lagana 3-Bagair BISMILLAH parhe khana khana 3-Jotay pehan