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PATHAN SMS Messages

Ek pathan apney kandhy pe tota bitha

Ek ‘PATHAN’ Apney Kandhy Pe ‘TOTA’ Bitha Ker Ja Raha Tha, Rasty Mai 1 Admi Ne Rok k Pocha, Bhai Ye Konsa Janwar Hai,

pathan yaar uth zalzala aa raha

*. .Pathan: Yaar Uth Zalzala Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha He. 2nd Pathan: Soja’ Soja Ghar To Maalik makan Ka Giray ga,

Pathan calls his wife ghar nahin

Pathan calls his Wife: Ghar Nahin Aa Sakta, Car ka steering, Gear Sab chori ho Gaya hai. After 5 min, He calls: ‘Aa Raha

Aik pathan apna sara saman le k

Aik Pathan apna sara saman le k GEO k office pohncha or poocha; Woh baji kahan hai jo news k bad kehti hai, Hamaray

Pathan tum hum ko 2 lakh rupiye

Pathan: Tum hum ko 2 Lakh rupiye do hum tum ko 2 mahine ke baad lota dega. . . Memon (after 2 month): Chal

Police pathan se hum se panga

POLICE Pathan Se:- Hum Se Panga Na Lo Hum DSP Hai. PATHAN:- O’ Jao Jao Hum Tum se Bara DSP Hai, Police:- DSP Ka

Sardar soch raha hoon k america ghoom

Sardar: soch raha hoon k America ghoom Aaon, kitnay paisay Lagain gain? Pathan: nahi lagain gain, Sardar:wo kesay? Pathan: sochnay k paisay nahi Lagtay.

Baap sardar yaar musibat k waqt

Baap Sardar : yaar musibat k waqt gadhe ko bhi baap bnana parhta he Pathan : Yaar bari baat he k teri amma man

Pathan ghusse mai shahrukh khan ne

Pathan Ghusse Mai: Shahrukh khan ne Pathano ka Izzat Mitti Mai Mila Diya . Dost: Woh kaise? Pathan: ‘ wo My Name is Khan’

Lightning storms why does pathan always smile

Lightning Storms Why does Pathan always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken.

Doctor you have brain cancer pathan

Doctor: You have Brain cancer. Pathan Jumps in joy. YesssSSS !!! YaHo00oo… Doctor: Why are you so Happy ? Pathan: B-coz it Proves that

Pathan was asked in a job interview

Pathan was asked in a job interview: Apko kitney saalon ka experience hai? Pathan: 3 Saalon ka. 2 saaliyan b hain magar muje un

Agr pathan bewaqo0f hote hen to 1

Agr PATHAN bewaqo0f hote hen to: 1 Muslim League ka pehla sadar ‘AGHA KHAN’ na hota, 1 bewaqo0f pakistan ka phla prime ministr ‘LIAQAT

Pathan apne biwi k saath ja raha

Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha: 1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari. Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho. Larka: Maine

100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay

100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay k achanak kashti ruk gai . . . or . . . Thori Deer baad sab doob

Pathan green color ka condom pehin kar

Pathan green color ka condom Pehin kar larki sy sex kerny laga Larki: ye kya hai? Pathan: Haraa,, kaam men khara. Naswar ki taqat

Pathan ne parosan ko letter me likha

Pathan ne Parosan ko Letter Me Likha I LOVE U Or Phir Niche Ye b Likh dia Mene English Me is lye Likha hai

Police car gas par hai pathan no

Police: Car Gas Par Hai Pathan: No Police: Petrol Par Pathan: No Police: Diesel Par Pathan:No Police: Phir Kis Par Hai ? Pathan: Installment

Pathan main nay khawab daikha k mera

Pathan: Main nay khawab daikha k mera 1 paaon zameen per or dosra aasman per hay 2nd Pathan: aisay khowaab mat daikha ker shalwaar

Pathan wapda office fone kr k bolajanab

Pathan Wapda office fone kr k bola:Janab light band kr do Wapda wala:kyun sir Pathan:wo yara hamaray dimagh me aik nya gaali aya hai

Sindhi koi aisi cheez bata jo 1

Sindhi: Koi aisi cheez bata jo 1 jesi b ho aur un mai farq b ho Pathan: Koiley ki kan or Altaf Bhai ki

Pathan ye itne saare log football ko

Pathan: Ye itne saare log Football ko laat kyun mar rahe hain?? Admi: Goal karne k liye.. Pathan: Gol hi to hai, Or kitna

Pathan 1 saal kay bemar bachey ko

Pathan 1 Saal Kay Bemar Bachey Ko Hospital Ley Kar Gaya Dr:Isko Koi Ulti Seedhi Cheez Tou Nahi Khelai? PATHAN: Nahi, Bohot Ro Raha

Pathan shirt utar k ghar bahar khara

pathan shirt utar k ghar k bahar khara tha ek aadmi bola;wah sardar g kya seena hai! pathan fakhar se;abe ye to kuch bhi

Pathan yara aj hum ne ek aesa

Pathan: yara aj hum ne ek aesa zabardst Dish banaya tum khush ho jaye gi. Sardar: chak de phattay, khan sahab ki banaya ae

Ek sindhi aur pathan ka interview tha

Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha: Sindhi se: Q: Taleem A: B.A Q: Pakistan kab bana? A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per

Pathan apni unparrh bv se chal honymoon

Pathan apni unparrh BV se, chal honymoon pe chalty hain, BV, Nai muje kapray dhony hain ap mery bhai ko le jao Pathan, ohhhhhhhhhhhhyessssssssssssssss

Teacher batao is dunya me sub se

Teacher: Batao is dunya me sub se mushkil se kon paida howa? Pathan: Sir india ka Sunny Dewol, Sir: Wo kaise? Pathan: Sir wo

1 pathan ne ishara kar k tez

1 Pathan ne ishara kar k tez Aati bus ko roka.. Driver Kahan jana hai? Pathan: Jana to kahi nai Bacha ro raha hai.

Pathan main thuje phone kar rha

Pathan – main thuje phone kar rha tha par tera mobile number bhul gaya. Sardar – hatt !! Pagal! Message kar ke puch leta.

Pathan k ghar raat 2 baje phone

Pathan K ghar raat 2 baje phone aya ‘Aap So to nahirahy thy’ Pathan ghussey me bola: Khabees ka bachcha.. Zarori nahi K har

Pathan mere mohale wale bohat kanjoos hy sardar

Pathan-Mere Mohale wale bohat Kanjoos hy sardar: kyon? Pathan-Sb ne 14 August manaey Pr Ksi ek ne b hamare ghar Qurba ka goasht nae

Pehla roza tha molvi sahib ne kaha

Pehla roza tha Molvi sahib ne kaha k aaj jo dua mango gay kabol ho gi…. Pathan bola, molvi g, dua karo kal eid

Pathan ohum is kamre me nahe rhe

Pathan: o.hum is kamre me nahe rhe ga humko pagal smjha hy kiya? Paisa itna dia or kamra itna chota sa waiter: anni deya

Ek angrez ne pathan se pucha whats

EK Angrez Ne Pathan Se Pucha: Whats Ur Name? Pathan: My Name is Respect Flower Angrez: What? Pathan: hahaha Tmko to Angrezy b Nhe

Pathan baap k marne pr ro raha

Pathan Baap K Marne Pr Ro Raha tha, 1 fone Aya Phir Wo Or Ziada Rony Laga Frnd:Kia Hua? Pathan: Hamara Bhai Ka fone

Pathan rakshe wale sebhai abdulah shah gazi

Pathan rakshe wale se,, Bhai abdulah shah gazi ke mazar jao ge, Rakshe wala,,Ji han jaon ga, pathan:Ye lo thelì mere liye chawal letay

1 pathan aaina dekh k sochny laga

1 Pathan Aaina Dekh k sochny laga, Yara isko kahen dekha hay’ thori dair sochne k baad: O Lala! ye tu woi hay jo

35 saal ki lady balcony se neeche

35 Saal ki Lady Balcony Se Neeche Kachre ke dibbe me giri. . . . . . Ya Dekh Kay Pathan Nay Kaha Husband

Minister bomb blast mei halat honay

Minister: ‘ Bomb Blast mei Halat honay walon ko 5 lakh or Zakhmiyo ko 1 lakh dain gay Pathan: or awaz sun kr hamara

Pathan sir k bal jaldi safaid hote

Pathan: sir k bal jaldi safaid hote hai neche k Q nai 2nd pthn:Q k neche k bal sir k bal se 15saal chote

1 kabutar pathan ko tang kar raha

1 Kabutar Pathan Ko Tang Kar Raha Tha, Pathan Ne Usy Pakar Liya Or Usy MAarne Ka Faisla Kar Liya, Wo Usy Chhath Pe

Pathan 2 father hum ko 200 rupey

Pathan 2 Father: hum ko 200 rupey do, Father : kyun? pathan: hum ko sadar jana hai, cNG bus mai baghair ticket safar pe

1 aadmi pathan ko maar raha tha

1 Aadmi PATHAN Ko Maar Raha Tha, Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho? Wo BoLa SALA 1 GHANTAY SE POOCH RAHA HY

Pathan bus me pori seat par pheal

Pathan bus me pori seat par pheal kar betha tha Stop se ek aadmi cadha aur jaga mange Pathan:oye tere ko pta nahe k

pathan goes for job intrview

*’* Pathan goes For job Intrview. Questin. Where is Ab Dabi,? Pathan. Jis qabrustan me hamara AMI dabi , Wahen thora dur pr Abu

Pathan yar mere pas paise nhi hy

Pathan: yar mere pas paise nhi hy mjhe kpre lena hen kya krun? Dost: To bank se loan le lo Pathan: Loan to le

Pathan ye bkra kitne ka he aadmi

Pathan: Ye bkra kitne ka he? Aadmi: 38,000 Ka! Phathan heran ho kr: . . . . . . Touch screen wala hai kya..??

Pathan dukhi tha kisi ne poucha q

pathan dukhi tha kisi ne poucha Q tension me ho? . . . . pathan:yara hum ne ek dost ko plastic surgery k liye

Polio team darwazy pe aai pathan begum

POLIO team Darwazy pe Aai; PAthan;-Begum Bandooq or Cartoos Kahan Hai?? POLIO team Bhagi Peche se pathan ne awaz di’ Ruko yara ye to

American can u swim pathan no

American: Can U swim? Pathan: No Amrican: Dog is Better than U bcz it Swims Pathan: Can U Swim? Amrican: Yes Pathan: whats the

Punjab yar humari miss kehti he k

Punjab¡: Yar Humari Miss kehti he k Bhains ka Dood peene se Dimagh Tez hota he. Pathan. Jhut bolti he, Agr aesa hota to

Sardar oye kya kar rahe ho

Sardar: Oye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?? : Pathan: Iss Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kar Raha Hoon! : Sardar: Wo Kyun?? : Pathan: Wo Jab

11th manzil p office k gate bethe

11th manzil p Office k gate p bethe pathan s kisi ne kaha k Gul khan ap ki beti bhag gai to wo bhagne

Pathan molvi sahb kia wazoo k beghair

PATHAN: Molvi Sahb Kia Wazoo K Beghair NAMAZ Ho jati Hai? MOLVI: Nhi Hoti PATHAN: Hojati Hai Yara MOLVI: O Bhai Nhi Hoti PATHAN:

Pathan hum reema se shadi krega

Pathan: ‘Hum Reema se shadi krega.’ Admi: ‘Reema usi se shadi kegi jus ka 8inch ka hoga.’ Pathtan: ‘Koi bat nai kochaa hum 2inch

Pathan ny nadra k office mai ja

Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja K Ek Baat Boli Jsy Sun Kr NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gye. . Pathan Bola, . ‘I.D

Ab to pathan bhi fakhar se kehne

Ab To Pathan Bhi Fakhar Se Kehne Lage FARAZ..! . . . . Khocha My Name Is Khan and I am Not a Terrorist.

1 pathan qasaai ban gaya jab wo

1 pathan Qasaai ban gaya., Jab wo pehla janwar zibah karnay laga to confuse ho gaya aur bhool gaya k churi pheirtey huwey kya

Pathan ko chiragh mila chirag ragara

PATHAN ko chiragh mila . chirag ragara. JIN ne kaha “3 wishes bato.” PATHAN: No 1 . Eik bara bangla . No 2 us

Pathan apne biwi k saath ja raha

Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha: 1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari. Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho. Larka: Maine

Pathan darakht k uper ulta latka hua

PATHAN: Darakht k uper ulta latka hua tha. Wife: Tum darakht per Q latka hai..? Pathan: Kocha, Sir dard ki goli khaai thi, kahin

Pathan molvi se saheb mujay namaz sikha

pathan molvi se molvi saheb mujay namaz sikha do. molvi:sana aati hai. pathan nhe us ki choti behn hina aati hai.

Pathan yara sooraj raat ko kyu nhi

Pathan: Yara Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta? 2nd Pathan: kia pata nikalta bi ho andhera itna hota ha k nazar hi ni ata.

Aaj phir ek pathan pit gaya

Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya: Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya, Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain. Pathan Samajh

1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch

‘1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch pucha Buzurg ne 2 thapr laga dye kisi ne pathan s kha tumne kya pucha tha Pathan

Pathan duwa kro hamari gadhi ki delivery

Pathan: Duwa kro hamari Gadhi ki delivery hai Frnd: Tou isme duwa wali konsi baat hai gadha hoga ya gadhi? Pathan: Nahi yar kuch

Pathanairhostess k mammy par laga badge

Pathan:airhostess k Mammy par laga badge parh raha tha jis par uska naam likha tha ‘TINA’. Pathan: bara khubsurat naam hy,dusray ka naam nahi

14 august pathan ne aik buzrug se

14 August Pathan Ne Aik Buzrug Se Kuch Poocha. Buzrug Ne Usay Thappar Mara. Dosre Admi Ne Kaha Q Mara? Pathan Bola Yara Hamne

English officer was announcing and pathan translating

English Officer Was Announcing And Pathan Was Translating O People’ A Zantalaaqo’ its announced hardly’Yo kuss tezan elan waawre’ if any one interfare in

Pathan me ne khat likha tha k

Pathan: Me ne khat likha tha k Meri Shadi pr ana,tm Q nai ay? 2nd: Muje khat mila he nai 1st: Me ne likha

1 pathan ne akhbar main add dekha

1 Pathan Ne akhbar main add Dekha: ‘Purana Mobile Do or New Mobile Lo’ WO Us Adress Pe Gya, Wahan Koi Shop Nai Thi,

Ek pathan ko kisi nay kaha ke

ek pathan ko kisi nay kaha ke aftari k waqt jo b Dua karo kabol hojate hay… phlay rozay k aftari mai, Pathan: ya

On 14th august august a pathan went

On 14th August… On 14th August a Pathan went a shop to purchase a Pakistani flag. The salesman gave him a flag. The Pathan

Pathan yaara ye sent message kia hota

Pathan: Yaara Ye ‘SENT MESSAGE’ Kia Hota Hai? 2nd Pathan: Khuda Ki Kasam Tum To Bilkul Jahil Ka Bacha Hai. ‘SENT MESSAGE’ Ka Matlab

1 pathan ka gadha gum ho gya

1 Pathan ka gadha gum ho gya Wo khushi me nachne lga 1 Admi ne puchais me khushi ki kia bat ha? Pathan: Agr

Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus

Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus me sath ja rhe thy us ne kiraya dete hue apni bv ko awaz di ?gulbakht? Tum

Ab tou karachi mei pathan bhe mutahida

Ab tou Karachi mei pathan bhe mutahida walo ko bare fakhar se ye kehne lage hain FARAZ . . . MY NAME IS KHAN

Pathan ne apni biwi ko shaadi ki

Pathan ne apni Biwi ko Shaadi ki raat hi QATAL krdia.. Q k Biwi ki Underwear pe Ye likhha hua tha: ‘100% Soft &

Pathan yar kal abba ne bohat mara

Pathan: Yar Kal Abba Ne Bohat Mara. 2nd Pathan: Kyon? 1st Pathan: Kuch Nahi, Main ne Bas Itna Poocha Tha, “Kaminey” Film Dekhne Chalen

1 pathan ko ufone mayn nokree milee

1 pathan ko Ufone mayn nokree milee. Pehlay hee din usay nokree sy nikaal diya gaya. kyoon k 1 call sir meree Ufone ki

Doctor motape ka 1 hi elaaj hai

Doctor: Motape ka 1 hi Elaaj Hai. Tum Rozana Sirf 2 Rotiyan Khaya Karo! . . . . . . . Pathan: 2 Rotiyan

Petrol rate barhne par pathan bola

Petrol rate barhne par ‘PATHAN’ bola ‘ham ko koi fark ni parta petrol 66 ka ho ya 77 ka . Hum pehle b 100

Reportar khan sb platform pr sb pathan

Reportar. KHAN SB. Platform pr sb Pathan kc mar gae? Pathan. Aik ailan hua k train platform pr aa rhi h, sb ne jan

5 pathan boht mushkil se 1 bhens

5 Pathan boht mushkil se 1 bhens ko chat per charha rhey they …. 1 admi bola : ye kia kar rhey ho ?

Ek larki ka rape ho gya uski

Ek larki ka rape ho gya… Uski maa us se boli: Beti ab tera kya hoga? Haramzado ne teri Izzat loot li.. . .

America se 1 pathan ne apni maa

America se 1 pathan Ne Apni Maa ki dead body Pakistan bheji. Jis k saath letter tha k ama ki dead body Aap ko

Ek shaks ne pathan se poocha khan

ek shaks ne pathan se poocha, ‘khan sahib agar ap ko $1 Billion mila jaen tu?? pathan:jis ko men ne udhar di he men

Ek pathan bhari bus mai ek larki

Ek pathan bhari Bus mai ek Larki se touch ho raha tha Larki: Excuse me Aap Acha nahi kar rahy.. Pathan: Itny Rush me

Pathan ko khwab me ksi ne qatal

Pathan Ko Khwab Me Ksi ne qatal Kerdia Subha Pathan ne apna HBL Ka account Close Karwa dya Q? Q KHBL aap K Khwaboon

Ek pathan ne paad mara phir doosra

Ek Pathan Ne Ek Paad Mara, Phir Doosra, Phir 3,4,5,6. Kisi Ne Kaha Khan Sahab Yeh Kya? Pathan: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karwaya Howa

Ek pathan moulvi aurat se takra gaya

ek pathan moulvi ek aurat se takra gaya aurat ghuse se sharm nahi aati DAARHI rakh ke takr marte ho PATHAN :oye bibi ye

Pathan hum nay 1 aesa cheez banaya

Pathan: hum nay 1 aesa cheez banaya hay jis se hum diwar k us paar dekh sakta hay Angraiz: WoW Zabardast Khan saab wo

Pathan peheli ek shaks ne shadi ki

pathan peheli: ek shaks ne shadi ki or 3 ghantey ba’d apni BV ko talaq diya batao kiyoo? Log bole: maloom nahi tum hi

pathan to wife in romantic

*. . .Pathan to wife: in romantic mode, Meri jan kia aj humse naraz hai?wife: nahi tu? Pathan: tu phir aj humari taraf monh

teachar 3 or kitney huwey

*. .Teachar: 3 or 3 kitney huwey? Pathan: 6 huwe Teachar: shabash ye lo 6 toffiyan Pathan: hum ko pehley pata hota to 33

Ek pthan mayoosi k sath doosre se

Ek Pthan (Mayoosi k Sath) Doosre Pthan se : Sab Log Hamain Pagal Kyon Kehte Hain? Doosra Pathan: Tu Dafa Kar Yaar! Yeh Le

Dosttumhe us orat se maar kyu pari

Dost:Tumhe us Orat se maar kyu pari Pathan: Us ki seat k neche Meri Pani ki Bottle pari thi. Maine Bas itna kaha K

What is common between allama iqbal gandhi

What is common between allama iqbal, gandhi and qaid-e-azam? Pathan replied All r born on govt holidays:-) *Geo PATHAN Geo*:-)

Pathan bhabi ka kya nam hai

Pathan: Bhabi ka kya nam hai? Sardar: Google!!! Pathan: Ye kesa nam hai??? Sardar: Sawal ek kro, jawab 10 milty hain..!!!

Aik pathan ko sari rat machron ne

Aik pathan ko sari rat machron ne buht tang kia.,. Pathan ka dimagh ghoma… Pathan ny zehar pee lia aur bola,”ab kato!! Sab k

Pathan larki chod raha tha chilai

Pathan larki chod raha tha, larki chilai ufffffff… aahaahhhhh…. pathan ne pucha, soda bara hai?? Girl; nahi, thook naswar wala hai, Jalan ho rahi

Ek pathan interview k lye gaya

Ek pathan interview K lye gaya. interviewer : “Where is abu dabi?” pathan: “jis qabrastan me meri Ami Dabi, wahi per Abu dabi…!!!

1 pathan ne football match me lagatar

1 pathan ne football match me lagatar 6 goal kiye phir b pathan ko buhat maar pari . . . . . . q

Pathan ne gair qanoni ghr bnaya ksi

Pathan Ne Gair qanoni Ghr Bnaya Ksi Ne Mashwra Dya Ghr pe Aisi Chalking Kro K Police Smjhe ye Purana Ghr Ha Pathan Ne

Pathan 2 sardar5 janvaron k naam batao

Pathan 2 Sardar:5 janvaron k naam batao jo pani my rehty hen.. Sardar: FishPathan: theek hyor batao Sardar: Fish ki Ammi,Abu,BhAi or Behn Pathan:

Pathan india gaya wahan barish ho

Pathan India Gaya.. Wahan Barish Ho Rahi Thi.. Uss Ne Mander Mein Ja Ke kali mata Ko Bahir Phenk Dya Aur Bola.. ‘Kadi Naha

Teacher to pathan agarbatti ka jumla banao

Teacher to pathan: AGARBATTI ka jumla banao. Pathan: AGAR BATTI chali jaye to andhera ho jata hai…

Teacher dehli me qutub minar hai

Teacher: Dehli me Qutub minar hai. PATHAN class me so rha tha Teacher ny usy jagaya or ghusey sy kaha Btao mainy kia kaha?

1 pathan ne apni bhabi ko jan

1 pathan ne apni Bhabi ko jan se mar diya! Logon ne pucha k tum ne apni bhabi ko kyun mara? Pathan bola: O

Pathan sardar say yara hum shadi kar

Pathan sardar say, yara hum shadi kar raha hai, Sardar: Kon hai wo kush naseeb? pathan: Munni Sardar: Abe wo to bohat badnaam horhi

Aik larki train me bethi book parh

Aik Larki Train Me Bethi Book Parh Rhi Thi Book ka Nam Tha ‘THE MAN’ Pechy Pathan Behta Chupky Se Wo Book Parh Rha

Pia flight me captain anouncmnt k bad

PIA flight me Captain anouncmnt k bad mike OFF krna bhul gya Captain ne apne co-pilot dost se kaha: ‘Abi me 1 cup coffee

1 payahn charch gaya to achanak wahan

1 payahn charch gaya to achanak wahan ghanta baja . tannnnn. or itafak se light bhi chali gai pathan dar ke bola .khana kharab

Pathan ne 30 rupe ki lotry li

Pathan Ne 30 Rupe Ki Lotry Li.. 1 Crore Ka Inaam Nikla… Tax Kat Kar 90Lac Mile, Pathan Bola, Hum Ko Poora Pesa Chahye

Pathan 1 tumhari car ka tyre kaise

pathan 1: Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwa? 2: Ik Rooh Afza Ki Bottle Iske Neeche Aagayi Thi. 1: Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi

Pathan washroom main betha thasamney likha thapaani

Pathan washroom main betha tha.Samney likha thaPaani ka zeyaada istmaal karien.Pathan 3 lottay pani pee gaya.

Pathan balooch sy ek din k liye

PATHAN BALOOCH SY EK DIN K LIYE APNE SHALWAR TO DENA BALOOH:KYON APNY DADA KO PEHNAE GA KIYA? PATHAN:NAHI HUM NY SHADI MAIN TENT

Pathan kony me chup k mobile pe

Pathan Kony Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha Aadmi:Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho? Pathan:Maa

Pathan cycle pe apni behn k sath

Pathan Cycle pe apni behn k sath jarha tha Ksi ne awaz lgai: ‘Khan sab mashoq ko ghuma rhy ho?’ Khan gusse se: O

Q what does pipe pipe por por

Q: What does ‘pipe pipe por por pipe por pipe por’ mean? . . Ans: A Pathan Giving you His Phone Number ’55 44

Pathan larki say i love

Pathan : larki say I love you Larki: tammeez say batt karo. Pathan: ‘ bismilah hir rehman nir raheem ‘ Aslam-o-Alikum.. I love you…

Totkon ki shandaar kamyabi k bad ab

Totkon ki Shandaar Kamyabi k bad ab pesh hai Zubeda Aapa ki paheliyan Wo konsa Khan hy jo Pathan nahi? . . . .

Pathan sotay waqt apny pass 2 glass

Pathan sotay waqt apny pass 2 glass rakhta tha 1 pani wala or 1 pani k baghair Q? . . Q k . .

1st pathan o yara bike kyun taiz

1st Pathan: O yara bike kyun taiz krdi….? 2nd Pathan: break fail ho gaya hai is se pehle k accident ho jaye jaldi se

Sardar kal koi meri biwi k purse

Sardar: Kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 lay gya, Pathan: Jhot bolti hai 1500 tha hum ne 2 bar gina tha, Sardar:

Interviewer let me check your english

Interviewer: Let me check your english……. Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good. Pathan: Bad Interviewer: Come Pathan: Go Interviewer: Ugly Pathan: Pichlli Interviewer:

Sardar ji to pathan khan saab aapki

Sardar ji to Pathan: Khan saab aapki sab se barri taaqat kya hai? Pathan: Hamara beta. Sardar ji: Aur sabse barri kamzori? Pathan: TUMHARA

In ulfat ki rahon mein dhoka na

In ulfat Ki RAHON Mein Dhoka na dena, ?.! Ay-Dost !?. Mera Yakeen Tujh Pe aisa hai Jese Pathan ka Naswar Par?

Pathan ko gali me se 1000 ka

Pathan ko gali me se 1000 ka note mila, Jis pe likha tha ‘EID MUBARAK’ Us ne apni jaib se 1000 ka note nikala

1 makrani ne pathan ko khaney per

1 Makrani ne 1 pathan ko khaney per bulayakhana khaty waqt pathan ka Makrani se zabardst phadda hogaya Q K.Makrani usey bar bar keh

2 hijade shaadi ki badhai dene gaye

2 Hijade Shaadi Ki Badhai Dene Gaye. Haye-2 Main To 1100 Lungi.Dusri Boli 2100 Lungi. Piche Se Pathan Bola Abey 2310 Le Le Usme

1 pathan ne sardar ko juta mara

1 pathan ne 1 sardar ko juta mara, sardar:tum ne ye juta ghusay se mara ya mazaq se? pathan: Gushy se. Sardar:Acha hai warna