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PATHAN SMS Messages

Ye keh kr pathan ne truck larkioon

Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ, Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya…. . . , ., , ,

Teacher al beruni ke bhai ka naam

Teacher: Al beruni ke bhai ka naam batao? Pathan soch mai . . . Pathan replied . . . . . Al andruni…!

1 faqer pathan ky ghar aaya aor

1 faqer pathan ky ghar aaya aor kaha may allah ka mehman hon, pathan ny eska haath pakar kar masjid may lay gia aor

Pathan chalte achanak ruk gaya or lunch

Pathan chalte chalte achanak ruk gaya, or lunch box khol k dekhne laga, Dost: kia hua? pathan: dekh raha tha k kaam se aa

Ek larki ka rape ho gya uski

Ek larki ka rape ho gya… Uski maa us se boli: Beti ab tera kya hoga? Haramzado ne teri Izzat loot li.. . .

Pathan ne apni bhabi ka murder krdiapolice

Pathan ne apni bhabi ka murder krdia,Police: kyun murder kia?Pathan: mere dost k pas call ai wo hans hans k bat kra tha mene

pathan maan hm bra ho k

*’* pathan, Maan hm bra ho k airforce m jaega, Maan, Beta muje kese pta chalega k ye mere bete ka jahaz h.? Pathan.

Aik dehati pathan shadi ki wapsi par

aik dehati pathan aik shadi ki wapsi par roo raha tha oor us k kapray phatay howay thay kisi nay pocha kaya how to

1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch

‘1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch pucha Buzurg ne 2 thapr laga dye kisi ne pathan s kha tumne kya pucha tha Pathan

pathan goes for job intrview

*’* Pathan goes For job Intrview. Questin. Where is Ab Dabi,? Pathan. Jis qabrustan me hamara AMI dabi , Wahen thora dur pr Abu

American can u swim pathan no

American: Can U swim? Pathan: No Amrican: Dog is Better than U bcz it Swims Pathan: Can U Swim? Amrican: Yes Pathan: whats the

Pathan riding a cycle cycle hits girl

Pathan riding a cycle Pathan riding a cycle, hits a Girl. Girl: Ghanti nahin mari jaati kya? Pathan: ARe Zana na ?!! Poori cycle

Ab to pathan bhi fakhar se kehne

Ab To Pathan Bhi Fakhar Se Kehne Lage FARAZ..! . . . . Khocha My Name Is Khan and I am Not a Terrorist.

1 pathan fauj m bhrti hua2 din

1 pathan fauj m bhrti hua,2 din bad jang shuru hogai pathan ki topi par goli lagi,pathan hathyar phaink k bhag gaya or bola

Pathan eid wale din apne dost se

Pathan Eid wale din apne dost se milne gya Dost: Eid Namaz kahan parhi? Pathan: Sath wale ground meAjeeb namaz thi,na sajda,na rukoo,orMolvi k

Girl pathan sejab ap ke pas mobile

Girl Pathan se:Jab ap ke pas mobile hy or mere pas bhi mobile hy to ap ne Letter Q bheja? Pathan:O hum ne tumko

1 pathan car me battery lagwane

1 pathan, car me Battery lagwane gaya. Mechanic ne pocha: EXIDE ki laga don? Pathan: yar bar bar kon ayega, tu DONO SIDE ki

Aik pathan apni biw ko leke riksha

aik pathan apni biw ko leke riksha mein ja raha tha to us ne raksha wale ko bola k mujhe pata hai k sheeshay

pathan to his wife kitni

*. . .Pathan to his Wife. Kitni baar kaha hai k Shalwar mein Nala Dho kar dala karo. Is ki waja se aaj mujhe

Pathan proposed his boss daughter boss tumhari

Pathan proposed his boss daughter. Boss: Tumhari salary itni bhi nahi hai ke tum use Toilet Paper dila sako. Pathan: Yar agar woh itni

Pathan 1st time jahaz pe baitha

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha: . Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga. . Aur Bola:

Ab tou karachi mei pathan bhe mutahida

Ab tou Karachi mei pathan bhe mutahida walo ko bare fakhar se ye kehne lage hain FARAZ . . . MY NAME IS KHAN

Sardar oye kya kar rahe ho

Sardar: Oye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?? : Pathan: Iss Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kar Raha Hoon! : Sardar: Wo Kyun?? : Pathan: Wo Jab

Doctor you have brain cancer pathan

Doctor: You have brain cancer.. Pathan jumps in joy.. YesssSSS !!! YaHo00oo… Doctor: Why are you so Happy.? Pathan: B-coz it proves that i

Batao aisa kiya karen k saanp bhi

Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ? , , PATHAN: Jootay se maar do:) Ahmad Khan=0315-4013008

Daant 1 pathan admi se jhagra kar

Daant 1 Pathan 1 admi se jhagra kar raha th. kehne laga main tumhaer 64 k 64 dant tor dun ga.pas khare hue 1

Pathan ko apna gadha bechna tha

Pathan ko apna ‘GADHA ‘ bechna tha, Us ne apne dost ko Khat likha, Akhroot Khan, Agar tere Ko kabhi kisi gadhey ki zarorat

Pathan hum ko shadi pr susral se

Pathan: hum ko shadi pr Susral se BMW mila hy Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nhi dekhi Pathan:Oye! BMW ka matlab

Pathan 2 father hum ko 200 rupey

Pathan 2 Father: hum ko 200 rupey do, Father : kyun? pathan: hum ko sadar jana hai, cNG bus mai baghair ticket safar pe

Pathan mivaak he shopkeeper nhi hm

Pathan: Mivaak he? Shopkeeper: Nhi, hm masvaak nhi bechte. Next day, Pathan: Masvak he? Shopkeeper: Kal b btaya tha k nhi he. Next day,

Pathan ne ghar ka darwaza ukhara or

”Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya ! 1 Admi ne poucha: Khan, Kia Darwaza Bechna hy

Pathan ohum is kamre me nahe rhe

Pathan: o.hum is kamre me nahe rhe ga humko pagal smjha hy kiya? Paisa itna dia or kamra itna chota sa waiter: anni deya

2 pathan masjid me namaz parhne gae

2 pathan masjid me namaz parhne gae 1st pathan: chalo shukr ha namaz nai nikli 2nd Pathan: Han agr wozo k chakr me parte

Pathan ne 1st night bv ki 5

Pathan ne 1st night BV ki 5 dafa maari Subha BV nidhal prri thi Pthan: Pehli dafa aisa hi hota ha hum b 24

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam

Ek aadmi ne pathan se poocha agr

Ek aadmi ne pathan se poocha agr raat ko neend nahi aa rahi ho to kia karna chahiye..? pathan:yara neend ka intizar karny se

Pathan shirt k liye kapraa dikhaaaoo

Pathan: Shirt k liye kapraa dikhaaaoo Salesman: plain mein dikhaaun? Pathan: nahin, Helicopter mein dikha, Bs Pathan dekha nhi k mazak shuru!

Pathan cycle pe apni behn k sath

Pathan Cycle pe apni behn k sath jarha tha Ksi ne awaz lgai: ‘Khan sab mashoq ko ghuma rhy ho?’ Khan gusse se: O

Agr pathan bewaqo0f hote hen to

Agr PATHAN bewaqo0f hote hen to: 1 Muslim League ka pehla sadar ‘AGHA KHAN’ na hota, 1 bewaqo0f pakistan ka phla prime ministr ‘LIAQAT

Pathan namaz me ro k dua kr

PATHAN NAMAZ me ro k dua kr rha tha ya ALLAH tu LAHORE ko Pakstan ka DARUL HAKUMAT BNA DE ksi ne pocha esa

1 pathan buji hoi cigret pi raha

1 Pathan Buji hoi cigret Pi Raha tha Kisi Ne Pucha yeh kaisi cigret Pi Rahe Ho is Me To Dohan Hi Nahi Hai?

Ek foriegner karachi ki sarak pr ghoom

Ek foriegner karachi ki sarak pr ghoom raha tha k uss ne dekha k 1 Pathan sarak pe peshab kr raha hai Foriegner hairaan

Ek sheedi se pathan ne poucha k

ek sheedi se pathan ne poucha k tum kon ho. sheedi:main titanic ka hero hoon. pathan hairani se bola :titanic dooba tha ya jala

Pathan ne larki se jhgra kartey us

PATHAN ne larki se jhgra kartey kartey us ke neechay ungli kar di. Larki boli- Teri ye himmat? PATHAN bola Tumne hi to kaha,

A man jumpd into water didnt

A Man Jumpd into Water Didnt Come Out Anothr Man Jumpd into Water Didnt Come Out A Pathan Scientst Was Watching Concluded ‘Humans r

On 14th august august a pathan went

On 14th August… On 14th August a Pathan went a shop to purchase a Pakistani flag. The salesman gave him a flag. The Pathan

Aik pathan ne sex k liye sara

Aik pathan ne sex k liye sara saman jama kr lia Tail Condom Roi Kisi ne pocha ab kis ka intizar hai? Pathan bola:

Pathan me ne khat likha tha k

Pathan: Me ne khat likha tha k Meri Shadi pr ana,tm Q nai ay? 2nd: Muje khat mila he nai 1st: Me ne likha

Pathan maa hum bara ho k jahaz

PATHAN MAA HUM BARA HO K JAHAZ URAE GA MAA BETA MUJHE KESE PATA CHALEGA K YE MERE BETE KA JAHAZ HY PATHAN HUM

Punjabi sey pathan khan sahib kya jeans

Punjabi sey Pathan: Khan Sahib, Kya Jeans Mein Namaz Ho Jati Hy.? Pathan: Jis Ne Pehni Ho Uski Tu Ho Jati Hy, Magar Jo

Doctor motape ka 1 hi elaaj hai

Doctor: Motape ka 1 hi Elaaj Hai. Tum Rozana Sirf 2 Rotiyan Khaya Karo! . . . . . . . Pathan: 2 Rotiyan

Dosti ke new example pathan khudkushi kar

(Dosti ke new Example) Pathan Khudkushi kar raha tha…. kesi nay Puch k kun kar rahy ho…?? Patha:Hamra BV Hamary Dost k 7 Bhag

Ek pathan mobile company main job k

Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya: . 1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya. . .

Pathan main thuje phone kar rha

Pathan – main thuje phone kar rha tha par tera mobile number bhul gaya. Sardar – hatt !! Pagal! Message kar ke puch leta.

Sardr pathan se ajp ki kitni biwian

Sardr Pathan se: Ajp ki kitni biwian hain? Pathan: 6 Sardar: acha acha Sunday off rakhtay hogay? Pathan: Sunday ko ‘SALA’ ata hai.

Princpl school ka time 8 bje tha

Princpl: School ka Time 8 bje ka tha or Tum 9:30 baje aa Rahe ho. Pathan Student: ‘O Tum Hamara Intazaar mat kiya karo.

Memon ki shaadi mei baar paani pesh

Memon ki shaadi mei baar baar Paani pesh kia jaraha tha! Tangg aaker 1 Pathan bola! Halaq me paani phanss giya hai thori BIRYANI

Ek shaks ne pathan se poocha khan

ek shaks ne pathan se poocha, ‘khan sahib agar ap ko $1 Billion mila jaen tu?? pathan:jis ko men ne udhar di he men

Pathan pehli mrtba namaz parhne gya

Pathan Pehli mrtba Namaz parhne gya Uska Nam Rahmatullah tha Imam ne slam phera Asalam o Alekum wa Rahmatullah Pathan: Wa Alekum Salam Molvi

Ek pathan ki tang jal gai

EK PATHAN KI TANG JAL GAI DR NE BORNAL OR VEGRA SEX TABLET DI PATHAN BOLA VEGRA TO SAMAG ME ATA HAI MAGAR VEGRA

1 pathan bap ki death par bohat

1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya, Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?

Ek pathan bus mai jarha thasamney bethi

Ek pathan bus mai jarha tha, samney bethi aurat apny bety ko bol rhi thi jaldi ye biscuit khalo warna me un uncle ko

Pathan ghusse mai shahrukh khan ne

Pathan Ghusse Mai: Shahrukh khan ne Pathano ka Izzat Mitti Mai Mila Diya . Dost: Woh kaise? Pathan: ‘ wo My Name is Khan’

Pathan paper de raha tha larka

Pathan Paper de raha tha.. Larka: KHAN SAAB aap ki NaQal maar loon.? PATHAN: Tum hamari Naqal maro ham tumhari asal maarey ga

Pathan meri aulaad nahi hoti dost

PATHAN: Meri aulaad nahi hoti Dost: ap mazaar pe dua kro. NEXT YEAR Dost: kia hua? Pathan: nahi hui Dost: konsy mazar pe gae

Ek pathan interview k lye gaya

Ek pathan interview K lye gaya. interviewer : “Where is abu dabi?” pathan: “jis qabrastan me meri Ami Dabi, wahi per Abu dabi…!!!

Pathan o yaara ye bakra kitne ka

Pathan; O Yaara ye bakra kitne ka ha§? Admi; 28000 Ka Pathan Heran Ho kar; Camera Wala ha kya§? ,,,

1 pathan sookhy darya me kashti chala

1 Pathan Sookhy Darya me Kashti chala raha tha 2nd Pathan: Aisy Pathano ne hi Hamara Naam Badnam Kiya hai. Agar Hum ko Terna

Shahid afridi pathan names born in jungle

SHAHID AFRIDI Pathan Names: Born In JUNGLE: SHER KHAN In Summer: SHARBAT KHAN In War: BAROOD KHAN Near Ocean: SAMANDAR KHAN Near Garden: GUL

Ek pathan galti seamandar me gir gaya

Ek pathan galti seamandar me gir gaya, doobte doobte uske haath machli aayi..use pakar kar bahar phenka or bola ja tu to apni jaan

1 aadmi pathan ko maar raha tha

1 Aadmi PATHAN Ko Maar Raha Tha, Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho? Wo BoLa SALA 1 GHANTAY SE POOCH RAHA HY

Pathan k ghar mehman aate hain ki

Pathan k Ghar Mehman Aate hain. Pathan ki Bv pathan se: Tum Hamesa Mehmanon se ulti seedhi Bat Keh Dete Ho, ab hn ki

A confusion american pathan ko kese kahe

a confusion; american, pathan ko kese kahe ga k OPEN THE DOOR . . . . . . . . . . . ans;

Lo g ab peshawar k pathano ne

Lo G! Ab Peshawar K Pathano Ne Ek Aur Faisla Kya Hai. . . Agar Saudi Arab Main Baarish Hogi To. . . .

Sardar yaar me ne suna he k

Sardar: Yaar me ne suna he k BURHAPA bohat buri bimari he Pathan: Haan yaar kal is bimari se 6 bache marr gaye.

This is ghurbat faqir pathan se5 rs

This is ‘GHURBAT’ FaQir Pathan Se:5 Rs. Ka Sawal Hai Baba? Pathan: Baba Jaldi Se Sawal BataO Mujhe 5 Rupe Ki Buhat Sakhat ZarOort

Pathan india gaya wahan barish ho

Pathan India Gaya.. Wahan Barish Ho Rahi Thi.. Uss Ne Mander Mein Ja Ke kali mata Ko Bahir Phenk Dya Aur Bola.. ‘Kadi Naha

Pathan ne ghar ka darwaza ukhara or

”Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya ! 1 Admi ne poucha: Khan, Kia Darwaza Bechna hy

Pathan film dekhne gaya lekin wo ka

Pathan Film Dekhne Gaya Lekin Wo Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa Gaya.. Q . . Q k . . . Us

Pathanairhostess k mammy par laga badge

Pathan:airhostess k Mammy par laga badge parh raha tha jis par uska naam likha tha ‘TINA’. Pathan: bara khubsurat naam hy,dusray ka naam nahi

1 pathan 15 saal se allah ro

1 pathan 15 saal se ALLAH se ro ro k aur gr gra k aulad k liye dua mangta raha. 1 din pathan k

Wedding night pathan room mian jaty hi

Wedding Night Pathan Room Mian Jaty Hi Apni Wife sey BooLa, GulL Baano ! Bhaag Mat Jana Hum pEpSi Sath Sath Le ker aaya

Taxi driver aik pathan airport se bahir

Taxi Driver Aik pathan airport se bahir aya to samne taxi wala khara tha pathan ne poocha sadar jay ga taxi wale ne kaha

Pathan creates a new email id

Pathan creates a new email ID: . . . . . [email protected] Hacker Dies…. Virus Cries…. Google Shocks… Pathan Rocks….!

Pathan doodh wale se tum 2

Pathan doodh wale se: Tum 2 din se ku nahi aa rahe they.. Doodh Wala: Ap ki bhabhi ki tabiyat kharab thi.. Pathan: to

Wah karachi k halaaat pentshirt pehno

Wah karachi k HALAAAT, Pent,shirt pehno to baloch aur pathan nahi chorege, Shalwar,qameez pehno to MQM Wale nahi chorege, Chaddi banyan pehno to taliban

Pathan ham 35 behan bhai hain girl

Pathan: Ham 35 Behan Bhai hain. Girl: Kia tumahre ghar Family planing waly nhi aye thy? Pathan Aye thy Ham sb Sipara parh rh

Pathan driving on the wrong side and

Pathan driving on the wrong side and he become upset and said… Aj phir late ho gia hun sary log wapis ja rahy hein

Totkon ki shandaar kamyabi k bad ab

Totkon ki Shandaar Kamyabi k bad ab pesh hai Zubeda Aapa ki paheliyan Wo konsa Khan hy jo Pathan nahi? . . . .

Pathan asked teacher if black is a

pathan asked teacher if black is a color & white is also a color then y black & white T.V is no a color

Pathan rocks again in exam question prove

Pathan rocks again In Exam Question: Prove Sin x = 6n. Pathan: cancelling ‘n’ on both side.. Then six=6, Hence proved.

Aik pathan apna sara saman le k

Aik Pathan apna sara saman le k GEO k office pohncha or poocha; Woh baji kahan hai jo news k bad kehti hai, Hamaray

Teacher to pathan agarbatti ka jumla banao

Teacher to pathan: AGARBATTI ka jumla banao. Pathan: AGAR BATTI chali jaye to andhera ho jata hai…

Bus chali jhatka laga 1 pathan

Bus chali Jhatka laga 1 pathan 1 larkee pe gira Larki boli Bat tameez kya kar rahe ho Pathan bola Punjab college sy b.Com

1 pathan jadon mri navi shadi

1 Pathan : Jadon mri navi navi shadi hoi, menu mri bv ini sohni lagdi c k dil karda c kha hi jawa’n. 2Pathan:te

Khofnak aandheri rat ksanate me 1bhoot dosrebhoot

Khofnak aAndheri Rat kSanate Me 1Bhoot dosreBhoot ko samjha rha thaYar Dar matYe sab tereDimagh ka veham haiYe. ..pathan-wathan kuch nhe hote.

Ek pathan apne girl friend ko apnay

Ek pathan apne girl friend ko Apnay ghar lay kar gaya Saree lights off kar den Room lock kar k kehta hay Dakho mairay

Pathan mobilink compny me job leny gaya

Pathan Mobilink compny me job leny gaya Pehly hi swal k jwab pr use maar maar kr bhaga dia gaya Swal tha: Sab sy

Pathan to molvi kya wazu kiye bina

‘Pathan to Molvi: kya wazu kiye bina Namaz ho jati hai? Molvi: Nahi, Pathan: Hoti hai yaar! Molvi: Nahi hoti Bhai. Pathan: Maine khud

America hum chand per jakr jahaz

America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America : Tum jal jaega.

2 pathan raat ko ghoom rahe the

2 pathan raat ko ghoom rahe the 1st pathan: Bohat garmi hai yar. 2nd: Han yar, agar din hota to kahin chhaaon ma beth

Policeman pathan se jail me kese aye

Policeman pathan se: JAIL me Kese Aye ho? Pathan:MEDIA ki LARKI interview kr rai thi Us k SEENAY pr ‘PRESS’ likha tha Mene dba

Pathan ko message mila kya aap imran

Pathan Ko Message Mila: Kya Aap Imran Khan k Sath Hain? Pathan Replied: Nahi Main Ghar Pe Hun, Kuch Kaam Tha Kyaa?

What is common between allama iqbal gandhi

What is common between allama iqbal, gandhi and qaid-e-azam? Pathan replied All r born on govt holidays:-) *Geo PATHAN Geo*:-)

Larki maa aaj raste me kuch logo

Larki: Maa aaj raste me Kuch Logo Ne mera rape Kar dia Maa: Ye Kya hoGya Ab to tu Kunwari maa ban JaeGi Larki:

Pathan wash room me lido le ja rha

Pathan wash-room me Lido le ja rha tha, kisi ne pucha? Khan sahb ye kahan ander le ja rhe ho? Pathan: Ander likha he,

Pathan miss hamare ghar munna anay wala

PATHAN: Miss Hamare Ghar Munna Anay Wala Hai Miss: Tumhe Kse Pata? PATHAN: Jab Phichli Bar Ammi Hospital Me Admit tha To Munni Aai

Pathan duwa kro hamari gadhi ki delivery

Pathan: Duwa kro hamari Gadhi ki delivery hai Frnd: Tou isme duwa wali konsi baat hai gadha hoga ya gadhi? Pathan: Nahi yar kuch

Pathan ki taxi me nangi larki akar

Pathan ki Taxi me Nangi Larki akar beth gai Pathan usy Ghoorny laga Larki: Kabi nangi larki nhi dekhi? Pathan: Hum Soch raha hai

Ek aurat police station main sir mere

ek aurat police station main :sir mere shohar 2din pehle aalo lene gaye the abhi tak ghar nahi aye PATHAN inspecter: to baji kuch

Ek pathan molvi ki shadi panjaban se

Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panjaban se hui. uski bivi paas aana gunah samajhti thi Molvi ne kaha, paas aanay se 1 Kafir maarnay

Pathan ka bachaabu ham ko baja dilaopathan

pathan ka bacha.,, Abu ham ko baja dilao.. pathan: Nahe khocha tum sab ko tang kare ga… Bacha: nhi abo khuda kasam jab sub

Pathan garmints ki dukaan k bahar khara

Pathan Garmints ki Dukaan k Bahar khara ander dekh rha tha. Dukaan dar:Bhai Ander Aa kr Choos kr lo. Pathan Ghussy Se Maadar chod

Polio team darwazy pe aai pathan begum

POLIO team Darwazy pe Aai; PAthan;-Begum Bandooq or Cartoos Kahan Hai?? POLIO team Bhagi Peche se pathan ne awaz di’ Ruko yara ye to

Lo ge peshawar k pathano ne 1

Lo Ge! Peshawar k PATHANO Ne 1 Aur Feisla Kiya Hai..! Agar Saudi Arab Main BARISH Hogi Tou, . . . . . .

1 pathan ne lift mangi car ruki

1 pathan ne lift mangi Car ruki to wo jaldi se beth gya Magr ye dekh kr hairan reh gya k driving seat pr

Aik train ulatnay ka case adalat mein

Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha. Train ka Driver jo ke Pathan tha, Us se Poocha ke tumne Train Patri se kiu

Wife ap bohat motay hogaye hy

Wife: ap bohat motay hogaye hy Pathan: Tum b tu kitni moti hogai ho Wife: Buddhoo me tu maa banney wali hoon Pathan:to pagli

Ek pathan oxford university ka professor tha

ek pathan oxford university ka professor tha… . . . . . . . . . . . . . neeche kya dekh rahe

Sardar yar ye car k pichey

Sardar : Yar Ye Car K Pichey ‘L’ Likhney Ka Kia Matlab Hota Hai…? pathan : ‘L’ Ka Matlab Hota Hey K Driver Lund

1 pathan 1st time saudia gaya texi

1 pathan 1st time saudia gaya texi mai betha texi wala usy tothi photi sarak sy lejany laga pathan bht pareshan hua k is

1 pathan achank 2 cigrates peene laga

1 pathan achank 2 cigrates peene laga bv: aj kal 2 cigrate pee rahe ho, Q? Pathan: dost ki yad aa rahi he, 1

Pathan se ksi ne masjid k lye

Pathan Se ksi Ne Masjid k Lye chnda Manga Pathan Ne Foran 10,000 ka check DeDia Aadmi: Is Pr Sign To kro Pathan: Hum

Agar sms service khatam ho jaye to

agar sms service khatam ho jaye to is par 4 log bohat khush hoon ge . ……….? socho kon kon…. ? 1. faraz 2.

Friend 2 pathan yar aaj bus stop

Friend 2 pathan: yar aaj bus stop par pora 1 ganta pehle aa gay hain, kia karien ? Pathan: yar aisa karte hain apni

Pathan yara sooraj raat ko kyu nhi

Pathan: Yara Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta? 2nd Pathan: kia pata nikalta bi ho andhera itna hota ha k nazar hi ni ata.

100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay

100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay k achanak kashti ruk gai . . . or . . . Thori Deer baad sab doob

Pathan k ghr bili thi tang aa

Pathan K Ghr Bili Thi.! Tang Aa Kr Use Kahin Chor Aya Ghr Aya To Bili Pehle Pohnchi Thi Pathan Dubara Kahin Door Chor

Teacher who is the male of duck

Teacher: Who Is The Male Of Duck? . . Pathan: Frog . . Teacher: Why? . . Pathan: Because Frog Is . . .

Foji prade k doraan ek officer ny

Foji Prade K Doraan Ek Officer Ny Pathan Sipahi Sy Puchha. Ye Hath May Kya Hy.? Gul Khan: Sir Ye Banduk Hy Oficer: Ye

2011 ka super hit sms pathan

2011 Ka Super Hit SMS Pathan washroom ma betha tha Samne likha tha Pani ka ziyada se ziyada istmaal kren Pathan Bethy Bethy hi

1 pathan pilot jahaz land karne per

1 Pathan Pilot Jahaz Land Karne Per Bohat Khush Hua: Neeche Staff Ne Usey Hatho Hath Dhar Lia Aur Airman Uski Wardi Utarne Main

A jumbo pathan package 4 pathanon

A JUMBO PATHAN PACKAGE 4 Pathanon ne mil kar ptrl pump khola. 1 bhi customer nhi aya. Q? Ptrl pump was on 1st floor.