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PATHAN SMS Messages

Bacho ka dushman sex ki dukan

BACHO KA DUSHMAN SEX KI DUKAN ! ! I AM PATHAN ! ! NA CHOOT KI ARZU NA MAM’MO PE DEHAN ! ! I

Reporter pathan sesab kese mar gaye

Reporter Pathan Se;Sab Pathan Kese Mar Gaye? Pathan Elan Hua K Train Platform Per Aa Rahi Hai Sab Ne Jan Bachanay K Liye Patri

3 pathan bed pe so rahay thay

3 Pathan Bed pe so rahay thay Teeno ko Jaga tang ho rahi thi 1 Pathan Bed se utar k nechay so gya 2nd

Pathan shirt utar k ghar bahar khara

pathan shirt utar k ghar k bahar khara tha ek aadmi bola;wah sardar g kya seena hai! pathan fakhar se;abe ye to kuch bhi

Pathan ki teacher ne usko message kiya

Pathan ki teacher ne usko message kiya ‘i miss u’ bohut dair sochny k baad pathan nay jawaab diya: ‘i student u’..

Pathan apne biwi k saath ja raha

Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha: 1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari. Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho. Larka: Maine

1 pathan 15 saal se allah ro

1 pathan 15 saal se ALLAH se ro ro k aur gr gra k aulad k liye dua mangta raha. 1 din pathan k

1 pathan ne football match me lagatar

1 pathan ne football match me lagatar 6 goal kiye phir b pathan ko buhat maar pari . . . . . . q

Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain

Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain ? Pathan Ans. Mard Q k Mardon Main UMar Sharif Nawaz Sharif Shehbaz Sharif HaMza Sharif Jab k

Pathan apney bhai se tum hamari shadi

Pathan apney bhai se: tum hamari shadi par kya khaas kam kro gey? bhai: sub log hawai firing karty hen lakin hum apki shadi

Pathan sharab peeta raha aur rota

Pathan sharab peeta raha aur rota raha Ek admi na pocha: Kya howa khan sahab Pathan: Jis larki ka nam bhulana chahta hon us

Pathan sardar se yara hum shadi kr

Pathan Sardar Se: Yara Hum Shadi Kr Raha Hai. Sardar: Kon Hai Wo Kush Naseeb Us Larki Ka Naam Kya Hai? Pathan: Munni Sardar:

Pathan ko apna gadha bechna tha

Pathan ko apna ‘GADHA ‘ bechna tha, Us ne apne dost ko Khat likha, Akhroot Khan, Agar tere Ko kabhi kisi gadhey ki zarorat

Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk

Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk khana kha raha tha, kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay? Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi

Wife apne pathan husband se kya

Wife Apne Pathan Husband Se: Kya Kal Raat Aap Ne SAATHI Charhaya Tha? Pathan: Nahi Nahi.. Kal Raat To Hum Akela Hi Charha Tha.

50 pathan 1 kashti mein sawar thy

50 pathan 1 kashti mein sawar thy. Achanak kashti Ruk gai, 0r Sab Doob gaey Kese? Pathan jo thy Sab . . . .

Pathan fone karne pco gaya larki

Pathan fone karne PCO gaya Larki muskura k boli: Khan Sahab kidhar karna ha? Khan Sahab sharma kar bola: Kursi pe mushkil hoga, zamin

1 baar exam me question aya hips

1 baar exam me question aya hips par essay likho To Pathan apni pant khol kar hips dekh rha tha, tabhi ek bacha bola,

Ay eid k chand q karta

‘Ay Eid k Chand! Q karta hy Tu molviyon ko Pareshan, Tujhe Dekhne k Lie Be chain Hain Mufti Muneeb ur Rehman, Tujhe Daikh

Ek pathan mobile company main job k

Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya: . 1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya. . .

American can u swim pathan no

American: Can U swim? Pathan: No Amrican: Dog is Better than U bcz it Swims Pathan: Can U Swim? Amrican: Yes Pathan: whats the

Sexy lady in sexy voice batao mere

Sexy lady in sexy voice: “Batao mere underwear main kiya hy?” pathan: confidence se: Lastic he hoga, naarry wala underwear kon pehenta hy baji

Pathan kachra paenkny gya to wahan likha

pathan kachra paenkny gya to wahan likha tha. …kutta kachra paenk raha ha….? pathan hansa or bola.. kachra hum ne paenka or naam zardari

Ek pathan cycle ka break haath

Ek Pathan Cycle Ka Break Haath Me Lekar Naach Raha Tha , 2nd Khan,’O Kocha Ye Kya Karta Hai..?’ Pathan… ‘BREAK DANCE’. 🙂

Ek sindhi aur pathan ka interview tha

Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha: Sindhi se: Q: Taleem A: B.A Q: Pakistan kab bana? A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per

Zardari tumhain tairnaswiming ata hy pathan nhi

Zardari: Tumhain tairna(swiming) ata hy? Pathan: Nhi Zardari: Tum se acha to kutta(dog) hy! Pathan: Tumhain tairna ata hy? Zardari: Yes Pathan: Tum main

1 pathan ne akhbar main add dekha

1 Pathan Ne akhbar main add Dekha: ‘Purana Mobile Do or New Mobile Lo’ WO Us Adress Pe Gya, Wahan Koi Shop Nai Thi,

A pathan goes to a hotel and

A Pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The

Pathan yaara hum bohat pareshan hai sardar

Pathan: Yaara Hum bohat Pareshan hai. Sardar: Kyun Khan Saab? Pathan: Yaara 2 ghanta ho gaya hai koi humain, ‘Battery Low’ k Naam se

Sardar frnd sy aaj raat main nahi

Sardar Frnd Sy Aaj Raat Main Nahi Soun Ga. Frnd: Kyn? Sarther: Khwaab Mein Pathan Sy Larai Ho Gayi Hai. Frnd: To Kya Hua??

Mareez doctor sahib ye dawa to

Mareez : Doctor Sahib Ye Dawa To Kahin Se Nahi Mil Rahi Pathan Doctor: 0oo Ho.. Dawai Likhna To Hum Bhol Hi Gaya Ye

Pathan ki bv sex k doran pathan

Pathan ki BV Sex k doran pathan Se boli: Zara Niples to Chooso! Pathan thori der Nipls Choosne k bad Rone laga, BV: kya

Bhadur khan aik dafa ka zikar hai

Bhadur Khan… Aik dafa ka zikar hai k aik pathan kisi k ghar gaya door pe knock kia ander se awaz i k kon

Pakistan se teri dushmani achi nae hain

pakistan se teri Dushmani achi nae hain India kiyo ke bebo teri nadaan hian, Munny teri badnaam hian, sheela tery jawan hian OUR captain

Pathan station jany k kitne paise logay

Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay? Ricksha Wala: 50 Pathan: 20 Lelo Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega. Pathan: Tum Peeche

Pathan yar me 2 mushkilon phans gaya

Pathan: Yar Me 2 Mushkilon Me Phans Gaya Hon Friend: Wo Kon C Pathan: Biwi Makeup Kare To Kharcha Naqabil e Bardasht AuR Na

Kisi ne 1 pathan ko sms kiya

KISI NE 1 PATHAN KO SMS KIYA K AGAR ZAHEEN HO TO 200 OR AGAR HOSHIYAR HO TO 300 KA LOAD KRO PATHAN NE

2 pathan brother in exam hall teachertum

2 pathan brother in exam hall…. teacher:tum dono ne apne father ka naam different Q likha hai? pathan: tum phr bolta k hum ne

Ak pathan restey key ley tasveer khechwa

ak pathan restey key ley tasveer khechwa raha tha bachground mai ghadha(donkey)bhe aa gaya pathan ney tasveer key sath ye lekh kr bheja k

11th manzil p office k gate bethe

11th manzil p Office k gate p bethe pathan s kisi ne kaha k Gul khan ap ki beti bhag gai to wo bhagne

Ek raat pathan ki biwi ne ka

ek raat pathan ki biwi ne raat ka khana bahir road pe laga dia PATHAN ye kya kiya biwi AAP NE HI BOLA THA

Pathan to dr milk pene se rang

Pathan to Dr: Milk pene se Rang gora hota he kia? Dr: Han milk me calcium hota he islye. Pathan: Chal jhote phir bhens

Pathanmujhe rat ko sapny mei kuttay football

PATHAN:Mujhe Rat Ko Sapny Mei Kuttay Football Kheltey Dikhai Dety Hain Dr:Ye Dawai Aj se Kha Lena PATHAN: Kal se Kha Loon? Dr: Q?

Pathan ne biwi ka sadqa utara

PATHAN ne Biwi ka sadqa utara 15 ka aur us mein 85 dal k card load karwa liaBiwi: ye kya kia?PATHAN : Sadqa gharib

Pathan new car laya dost bolayaar is

PATHAN new Car laya. dost bola:yaar is pr kuch aisa likhwa k pata chale ye pathan ka gari ha. Pathan ne 4ro gates pe

Khan 2 frnd ye table pe admi

Khan 2 Frnd: Ye table pe admi ha,mujhe buhat bura lagta ha Frnd: us pe to 4 admi hain Khan: wo jiska moochein hein!

Ek pathan mobile company main job k

Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya: . 1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya. . .

Pathan boht deir se apni hasin mengetar

Pathan boht Deir se apni Hasin mengetar ko dekh rha tha LRKI Shrma k, Kya Dekh rhe ho khan: Hum Soch rha tha k

Pathan ki bivi aaj aapne pehli

Pathan ki Bivi: Aaj Aapne Pehli Baar Aage Se Kiya Hai Naa. Pathan: Laanat Ho Load shedding Waalon Par,…! Mere se zina krwa diya!

Pathan ne parosan ko letter me likha

Pathan ne Parosan ko Letter Me Likha I LOVE U Or Phir Niche Ye b Likh dia Mene English Me is lye Likha hai

Pathan ne makhi k dono pr kat

Pathan ne makhi k dono pr kat diye aur kaha‘Ur ja’ Wo na uri to Pathan ne kaha: Tajarbe se sabit hua k agr

2 pathan bhag bahg k masjid main

!!2 pathan bhag bahg k masjid main puhnchy.. !!Namaz k bad 1 bola shukar hy bajamat namaz phrd li, !!2sra pathan bola: !!Han yar

1st dost yaar main aik dafa peshawar

1st Dost: Yaar Main Aik Dafa Peshawar Gaya Wahan Na Koi Banda Na Banday Ki Zaat.. 2nd Dost: To Phir Wahan Tha Kya? 1st

Pathan ne ghar ka darwaza ukhara or

”Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya ! 1 Admi ne poucha: Khan, Kia Darwaza Bechna hy

14 august pathan ne aik buzrug se

14 August Pathan Ne Aik Buzrug Se Kuch Poocha. Buzrug Ne Usay Thappar Mara. Dosre Admi Ne Kaha Q Mara? Pathan Bola Yara Hamne

Pathan ghusse mai shahrukh khan ne

Pathan Ghusse Mai: Shahrukh khan ne Pathano ka Izzat Mitti Mai Mila Diya . Dost: Woh kaise? Pathan: ‘ wo My Name is Khan’

Molvi ne pathan se phocha gusal k

Molvi ne pathan se phocha: ‘Gusal k kiitne farz hain’ Pathan: 3 Molvi: ‘Shabash kon kon se?’ Pathan: Shampo, Sabun Or Tolya.

Pathan office se wapis aa raha tha

Pathan office se wapis aa raha tha Rastay mein 1 larka mila Usne pathan ko kaha: ‘Tumhari biwi kisi ki shadi mei naach rahi

Pathan dhobi seistari k kitnay lo gay

Pathan Dhobi Se:Istari k kitnay lo gay,? Dhobi: 50 rupay Pathan ne 50 rupay diye, aur .. Istari Utha kar bhaag geya.

Pathan sir k bal jaldi safaid hote

Pathan: sir k bal jaldi safaid hote hai neche k Q nai 2nd pthn:Q k neche k bal sir k bal se 15saal chote

1 jahaz ka engine khrab ho gaya

1 jahaz ka engine khrab ho gaya tha sub logo ne jump aese he laga di, 1 pathan ne parashut pehan k jump lagadi.

Pathan ek hindu se yaar apne murde

Pathan Ek hindu se: Yaar apne murde ko jala k zaya mat kia karo, Hindu: Khan sahab to phir kia kare? Pathan: Humko do

Pathan to airhostess tumara shakal hamara

Pathan to airhostess ‘tumara shakal hamara biwi se boht milta hay’ airhostess ne usey ek thappar mar dia.. Pathan bola ‘WALLAH! Aadat b boht

Pathan ne galti sy 100 rupy ka

Pathan ne galti sy 100 rupy ka blnce sardar ko bhj dia. Phr cal ki. Pthan:yr hmara 100 rupa waps kro. Sardar:mje to 80

1 boy ne chinese larki se shadi

1 boy ne chinese larki se shadi ki Larki 1 saal baaad mar gai Boy bohat ro raha tha 1 Pathan dilasa dete howay

1 pathan murgiyon se bola agr

1 PATHAN Murgiyon Se Bola Agr Tum Sab Ne Kal 5,5 Andy Na DiYe To Sab Ka Zulfiqar Mirza K Haathon Wo Haal Krwaonga

Girl pathan sejab ap ke pas mobile

Girl Pathan se:Jab ap ke pas mobile hy or mere pas bhi mobile hy to ap ne Letter Q bheja? Pathan:O hum ne tumko

1 pathan ne apne 6 month ke

1 Pathan ne apne 6 month ke baby ki birthday party arrange kr li, Kisi ne pucha: 6 month k baby ki birthday kese?

Pathan ne 1st night bv ki 5

Pathan ne 1st night BV ki 5 dafa maari Subha BV nidhal prri thi Pthan: Pehli dafa aisa hi hota ha hum b 24

Chawani athani aik pathan sadar bazar mein

Chawani Athani Aik pathan sadar bazar mein jaraha hota he to achanak zameen pe haath lagata he aur phir jeb me hath rakh leta

Pathan race dekhte huay bola inaam kis

Pathan Race dekhte huay bola: Inaam kis ko miley ga? Friend: Sab se aagey waaley ko. Pathan: To peeche waaley kyun bhaag rahey hein?

Ek pathan ne biwi ki mohabbat mein

Ek pathan ne biwi ki Mohabbat mein Naswar chhor di …!!! Teesre din dimagh kharab hone ki wajha se …!!! Biwi chhor di…!! =P

Teacher batao is dunya me sub se

Teacher: Batao is dunya me sub se mushkil se kon paida howa? Pathan: Sir india ka Sunny Dewol, Sir: Wo kaise? Pathan: Sir wo

1 pathan billi ke pichay bhag rahh

1 pathan Billi ke pichay Bhag rahh tha. Kisi ne pocha Billi ke pichay Q bhag rahe ho? . Pathan Bola aaj hum ye

Pahan ek larki se aap mere dil

pahan ek larki se aap mere dil main aajao GIRL ghuse se : CHAPAL utaron kiya PATHAN : Pagli aise hi aa jao masjid

1st pathanteri dukan mithayi ki ha tra

1st Pathan:Teri dukan mithayi ki ha tra dil mithayi khane ko ni krta?? 2nd pathan: Boht krta he mgr Abba ne khane se mana

Question of the day students raat

Question Of The Day? Students raat ko Q parhte hen? Pathan: Q k din me to dhoop parhti hai (‘,) /))/? ….le bhai pathan

Pathan raat ko machar dani laga ker

pathan raat ko machar dani laga ker so raha tha,achanak ek jugnoo aa nikla, pathan: lo ye kucha machar humko torch lekar dhund raha

Teen dost tha phela pathan dusra panjabi

Teen Dost Tha Phela Pathan Dusra Panjabi Or Tesra Memon Ramzan Ka Mahina Tha Dostoo Na Bolaa Ka Yar Zakat Dana Ha Too App

Pathan balooch sy ek din k liye

PATHAN BALOOCH SY EK DIN K LIYE APNE SHALWAR TO DENA BALOOH:KYON APNY DADA KO PEHNAE GA KIYA? PATHAN:NAHI HUM NY SHADI MAIN TENT

Pathan blood k baray mai book parh

Pathan BLOOD K baray mai book parh raha tha Wife: Ye Q parh rahay ho? Pathan: Mujhe Doctor nay kaha hay k BLOOD TEST

Pathan to molvi kya wazu kiye bina

‘Pathan to Molvi: kya wazu kiye bina Namaz ho jati hai? Molvi: Nahi, Pathan: Hoti hai yaar! Molvi: Nahi hoti Bhai. Pathan: Maine khud

6 number ki bus aik admi ne

6 Number ki Bus… Aik admi ne pathan se poocha ke laloo khet kon se number ki bus jay gi khan ne kaha ke

Aik pathan army mein bharti hota he

Aik Pathan Army Mein Bharti Hota He To Use Gun Chalana Sikhai Jati He Wo Gun Pakarta He Or Puchta He Is Ka Moon

Wedding night pathan room mian jaty hi

Wedding Night Pathan Room Mian Jaty Hi Apni Wife sey BooLa, GulL Baano ! Bhaag Mat Jana Hum pEpSi Sath Sath Le ker aaya

1 pathan ne aag jalany k lie

1 PATHAN ne aag jalany K Lie phok mari to uski Hawa nikal gahi. 2bara phok mari Phir se Hawa nikal gahi. PATHAN gussy

Pathan sharaab peetey huay bv se

PATHAN SHARAAB PEETEY HUAY BV SE; TUM KON HO? BV; PAGAL HO GAY HO KIYA? APNI BV KO BHOOL GAYE? PATHAN; NASHA HER GHAM

Pathan amma kya aap ne mujhe paida

Pathan ;Amma kya aap ne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha..? Amma :- Nahi to.. Pathan :-To phir paida hone k baad aap

Pathan apne dost se hamara biwi hum

Pathan apne dost se Hamara biwi hum ko Chor k chala gya, Dost tum us ka khyal nai rakhta ho ga , Pathan Nai

1 payahn charch gaya to achanak wahan

1 payahn charch gaya to achanak wahan ghanta baja . tannnnn. or itafak se light bhi chali gai pathan dar ke bola .khana kharab

Pathan to shopkeeper easy load he shopkeeperji

pathan to shopkeeper: ‘Easy Load he?’ shopkeeper:ji han janab, pathan:10 ka naswaar Load Karo….

Teacher to pathansaal me ktne din hote

Teacher to pathan:Saal me ktne din hote hn? Pathan: 182.5 Teacher: Wo kese Pathan: 182.5 din or 182.5 rat. Teacher shocked Pathan rocked :-p

Ek pathan galti seamandar me gir gaya

Ek pathan galti seamandar me gir gaya, doobte doobte uske haath machli aayi..use pakar kar bahar phenka or bola ja tu to apni jaan

Aik dafa pathan ne peshawer se lahore

Aik dafa pathan ne peshawer se lahore call karni thi Pathan ne SOCHA q na dunya ki sub se sasti call kee jae Phir?

pathan bike pr ja rha tha k

-PATHAN bike pr ja rha tha k 1 larki ko bike mardi Larki=Horn nai mar skty thy kya PATHAN=puri bike to mardi ab horn

Teacher your son is failsee his report

Teacher: Your son is fail.See his report Eng-20 Math-15 Urdu-18 Bio-17 Total-70 Pathan: TOTAL me to kamal kr diya Is subject ki to tution

Pathn ne jungle se guzarty huay dekha

Pathn ne jungle se guzarty huay dekha k 1saanp darakht pr latka hua hy Pathan pas ja k bola NIDO b pia kro Srf

1 pathan sharab k nashay me ghar

1 Pathan sharab k Nashay me ghar Aaya or so gaya. Sotay me uski Mout hogai. Upar ja k us ne ilteja ki k

1 baloch or pathan ne samandar k

1 baloch or Pathan ne Samandar k kinary Board deka jispar lika ta ‘DOBTY KO BACHANY WALY KO 500 ka INNAM’ Baloch: Mai chalaang

Ek pathan apney kandhy pe tota bitha

Ek ‘PATHAN’ Apney Kandhy Pe ‘TOTA’ Bitha Ker Ja Raha Tha, Rasty Mai 1 Admi Ne Rok k Pocha, Bhai Ye Konsa Janwar Hai,

pathan yaar uth zalzala aa raha

*. .Pathan: Yaar Uth Zalzala Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha He. 2nd Pathan: Soja’ Soja Ghar To Maalik makan Ka Giray ga,

Pathan calls his wife ghar nahin

Pathan calls his Wife: Ghar Nahin Aa Sakta, Car ka steering, Gear Sab chori ho Gaya hai. After 5 min, He calls: ‘Aa Raha

Aik pathan apna sara saman le k

Aik Pathan apna sara saman le k GEO k office pohncha or poocha; Woh baji kahan hai jo news k bad kehti hai, Hamaray

Pathan tum hum ko 2 lakh rupiye

Pathan: Tum hum ko 2 Lakh rupiye do hum tum ko 2 mahine ke baad lota dega. . . Memon (after 2 month): Chal

Police pathan se hum se panga

POLICE Pathan Se:- Hum Se Panga Na Lo Hum DSP Hai. PATHAN:- O’ Jao Jao Hum Tum se Bara DSP Hai, Police:- DSP Ka

Sardar soch raha hoon k america ghoom

Sardar: soch raha hoon k America ghoom Aaon, kitnay paisay Lagain gain? Pathan: nahi lagain gain, Sardar:wo kesay? Pathan: sochnay k paisay nahi Lagtay.

Baap sardar yaar musibat k waqt

Baap Sardar : yaar musibat k waqt gadhe ko bhi baap bnana parhta he Pathan : Yaar bari baat he k teri amma man

Lightning storms why does pathan always smile

Lightning Storms Why does Pathan always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken.

Doctor you have brain cancer pathan

Doctor: You have Brain cancer. Pathan Jumps in joy. YesssSSS !!! YaHo00oo… Doctor: Why are you so Happy ? Pathan: B-coz it Proves that

Pathan was asked in a job interview

Pathan was asked in a job interview: Apko kitney saalon ka experience hai? Pathan: 3 Saalon ka. 2 saaliyan b hain magar muje un

Agr pathan bewaqo0f hote hen to 1

Agr PATHAN bewaqo0f hote hen to: 1 Muslim League ka pehla sadar ‘AGHA KHAN’ na hota, 1 bewaqo0f pakistan ka phla prime ministr ‘LIAQAT

100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay

100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay k achanak kashti ruk gai . . . or . . . Thori Deer baad sab doob

Pathan green color ka condom pehin kar

Pathan green color ka condom Pehin kar larki sy sex kerny laga Larki: ye kya hai? Pathan: Haraa,, kaam men khara. Naswar ki taqat

Police car gas par hai pathan no

Police: Car Gas Par Hai Pathan: No Police: Petrol Par Pathan: No Police: Diesel Par Pathan:No Police: Phir Kis Par Hai ? Pathan: Installment

Pathan main nay khawab daikha k mera

Pathan: Main nay khawab daikha k mera 1 paaon zameen per or dosra aasman per hay 2nd Pathan: aisay khowaab mat daikha ker shalwaar

Pathan wapda office fone kr k bolajanab

Pathan Wapda office fone kr k bola:Janab light band kr do Wapda wala:kyun sir Pathan:wo yara hamaray dimagh me aik nya gaali aya hai

Sindhi koi aisi cheez bata jo 1

Sindhi: Koi aisi cheez bata jo 1 jesi b ho aur un mai farq b ho Pathan: Koiley ki kan or Altaf Bhai ki

Pathan ye itne saare log football ko

Pathan: Ye itne saare log Football ko laat kyun mar rahe hain?? Admi: Goal karne k liye.. Pathan: Gol hi to hai, Or kitna

Pathan 1 saal kay bemar bachey ko

Pathan 1 Saal Kay Bemar Bachey Ko Hospital Ley Kar Gaya Dr:Isko Koi Ulti Seedhi Cheez Tou Nahi Khelai? PATHAN: Nahi, Bohot Ro Raha

Pathan yara aj hum ne ek aesa

Pathan: yara aj hum ne ek aesa zabardst Dish banaya tum khush ho jaye gi. Sardar: chak de phattay, khan sahab ki banaya ae

Pathan apni unparrh bv se chal honymoon

Pathan apni unparrh BV se, chal honymoon pe chalty hain, BV, Nai muje kapray dhony hain ap mery bhai ko le jao Pathan, ohhhhhhhhhhhhyessssssssssssssss

1 pathan ne ishara kar k tez

1 Pathan ne ishara kar k tez Aati bus ko roka.. Driver Kahan jana hai? Pathan: Jana to kahi nai Bacha ro raha hai.

Pathan main thuje phone kar rha

Pathan – main thuje phone kar rha tha par tera mobile number bhul gaya. Sardar – hatt !! Pagal! Message kar ke puch leta.

Pathan k ghar raat 2 baje phone

Pathan K ghar raat 2 baje phone aya ‘Aap So to nahirahy thy’ Pathan ghussey me bola: Khabees ka bachcha.. Zarori nahi K har

Pathan mere mohale wale bohat kanjoos hy sardar

Pathan-Mere Mohale wale bohat Kanjoos hy sardar: kyon? Pathan-Sb ne 14 August manaey Pr Ksi ek ne b hamare ghar Qurba ka goasht nae

Pehla roza tha molvi sahib ne kaha

Pehla roza tha Molvi sahib ne kaha k aaj jo dua mango gay kabol ho gi…. Pathan bola, molvi g, dua karo kal eid

Pathan ohum is kamre me nahe rhe

Pathan: o.hum is kamre me nahe rhe ga humko pagal smjha hy kiya? Paisa itna dia or kamra itna chota sa waiter: anni deya

Ek angrez ne pathan se pucha whats

EK Angrez Ne Pathan Se Pucha: Whats Ur Name? Pathan: My Name is Respect Flower Angrez: What? Pathan: hahaha Tmko to Angrezy b Nhe

Pathan baap k marne pr ro raha

Pathan Baap K Marne Pr Ro Raha tha, 1 fone Aya Phir Wo Or Ziada Rony Laga Frnd:Kia Hua? Pathan: Hamara Bhai Ka fone

Pathan rakshe wale sebhai abdulah shah gazi

Pathan rakshe wale se,, Bhai abdulah shah gazi ke mazar jao ge, Rakshe wala,,Ji han jaon ga, pathan:Ye lo thelì mere liye chawal letay

1 pathan aaina dekh k sochny laga

1 Pathan Aaina Dekh k sochny laga, Yara isko kahen dekha hay’ thori dair sochne k baad: O Lala! ye tu woi hay jo

35 saal ki lady balcony se neeche

35 Saal ki Lady Balcony Se Neeche Kachre ke dibbe me giri. . . . . . Ya Dekh Kay Pathan Nay Kaha Husband

Minister bomb blast mei halat honay

Minister: ‘ Bomb Blast mei Halat honay walon ko 5 lakh or Zakhmiyo ko 1 lakh dain gay Pathan: or awaz sun kr hamara