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PATHAN SMS Messages

Pathan ki murgi bemar hui sardar tum

PATHAN: ki murgi bemar hui, SARDAR: tum is ka sadka utar lo toh phir PATHAN ne murghi k liye 1 ‘Bakra’ Sadqa kar dia…

Ab to pathan bhi fakhar se kehne

Ab To Pathan Bhi Fakhar Se Kehne Lage FARAZ..! . . . . Khocha My Name Is Khan and I am Not a Terrorist.

Aik pathan ko sari rat machron ne

Aik pathan ko sari rat machron ne buht tang kia.,. Pathan ka dimagh ghoma… Pathan ny zehar pee lia aur bola,”ab kato!! Sab k

Aik train ulatnay ka case adalat mein

Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha. Train ka Driver jo ke Pathan tha, Us se Poocha ke tumne Train Patri se kiu

Ek pathan apna mobile qabristan men dafna

Ek Pathan apna Mobile Qabristan men dafna rha tha..Man: Ye kya kar rahe ho?....Pathan: Yaara dukan wale ne kha he k Mobile DEAD ho

Sardar yaar larkiyon ko shaadi k baad

Sardar: Yaar Larkiyon ko Shaadi k baad ‘BEGUM’ kyun kehte hein? Pathan: Simple, Shaadi k baad Larkiyon k saray Gham Shohar k Galay parr

Pathan 60th birthday friend ye cake

Pathan 60th Birthday Friend: Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya hai? Pathan: 60 Candleslagane Me Mushkil ho Rahi thi, Is liye 60 Watt ka

Aik musafir ko pathan k pas raat

aik musafir ko pathan k pas raat guzarni pari,dushmn ne ghera dal dia,musafir ghbra gia,pathan ne tassuli di k to be fikr qatl ho

Pathan wapda office fone kr k bolajanab

Pathan Wapda office fone kr k bola:Janab light band kr do Wapda wala:kyun sir Pathan:wo yara hamaray dimagh me aik nya gaali aya hai

Pathan khudkushi pr tqreer kr rha tha

Pathan Khudkushi pr tqreer kr rha tha Khudkushi Hram hy Zulm hy Gunah hy Buzdili hy Pagalpun hy Aisi haram mot marne se behtr

100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay

100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay k achanak kashti ruk gai . . . or . . . Thori Deer baad sab doob

Teacher pathan studnt se batao pakistan ka

Teacher Pathan Studnt se: batao pakistan ka jhanda sab se pahlay kahan lagaya gaya, Pathan: . . . . . . . .Danday me..:-)

Pathan sardar se yara hum shadi kr

Pathan Sardar Se: Yara Hum Shadi Kr Raha Hai. Sardar: Kon Hai Wo Kush Naseeb Us Larki Ka Naam Kya Hai? Pathan: Munni Sardar:

Pathan doctormere bete ny chabi kha li

Pathan: Doctor,mere bete ny chabi kha li hai Dr: Kab? Pathan 3 maah pehle Dr:Tum abi tk kia kr rahy thay? Pathan: Hum duplicate

Pathan eid wale din apne dost se

Pathan Eid wale din apne dost se milne gya Dost: Eid Namaz kahan parhi? Pathan: Sath wale ground meAjeeb namaz thi,na sajda,na rukoo,orMolvi k

A pathan goes to a hotel and

A Pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The

1 molana sahb bar tota le ker

1 MOLANA SAHB 1 BAR TOTA LE KER AYE OR PAROSI PATHAN KO DIKHATE HOYE BOLE ISKI 1 TANG KHENCHENGE TO SIDHI GINTI KAREGE

Teacher tumhare abbu ka kya naam hai

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai? Pathan: Google Khan Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua? Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond

Pathan balooch sy ek din k liye

PATHAN BALOOCH SY EK DIN K LIYE APNE SHALWAR TO DENA BALOOH:KYON APNY DADA KO PEHNAE GA KIYA? PATHAN:NAHI HUM NY SHADI MAIN TENT

1 pathan qasaai ban gaya jab wo

1 pathan Qasaai ban gaya., Jab wo pehla janwar zibah karnay laga to confuse ho gaya aur bhool gaya k churi pheirtey huwey kya

Pathan khuda ka shukar hai k pakistan

Pathan: Khuda ka Shukar hai k Pakistan 13 August ko Aazad nahi hua. Dost (Hairaan hoty huye): Q? Pathan: Phir hum 14 August kese

Pathan english sekhny k lye obama pas

Pathan english sekhny k lye Obama k pas gia, 3.Monthsbad wapas aya to patha ko OBAMA ka phone aya Pathan:HI OBAMA how r u?

aik admi pathan ko maar raha

*’* Aik Admi PATHAN Ko Maar Raha Tha, Logun Ne Pucha K Q Maar Rahe Ho Bhai ? To Wo Bola 1 GHANTE Se

A jumbo pathan package 4 pathanon

A JUMBO PATHAN PACKAGE 4 Pathanon ne mil kar ptrl pump khola. 1 bhi customer nhi aya. Q? Ptrl pump was on 1st floor.

1 pathan murgiyon se bola agr

1 PATHAN Murgiyon Se Bola Agr Tum Sab Ne Kal 5,5 Andy Na DiYe To Sab Ka Zulfiqar Mirza K Haathon Wo Haal Krwaonga

Pathan army ma bhrti howa 2 din

PATHAN ARMY MA BHRTI HOWA 2 DIN BAD JANG SHURU HOGAI PATHAN K HELMET PE GOLI LAGI PATHAN GUN PHAINK K BHAG GYA OR

Pathan ki tang main gehra cut lug

PATHAN KI TANG MAIN GEHRA CUT LUG GAYA NURSE:IS MAIN DUS TANKY LAGY GY. PATHAN:KITNA KHARCHA HOGA? NURSE:3000 PATHAN:TANKA LAGWANA HY KARHAE NAHI KARWANI..

Ak pathan ki bus nehar main gir

ak pathan ki bus nehar main gir gai. Police:bus nehar main kesy giri? Pathan:pta nai Police:Q Pathan:aj condector ni aya tha to main pechy

1pathanka hath machine main akrkatgya us

1’PATHAN’Ka Hath Machine Main Akr’KAT’Gya Us K DOST Afsos Krny K Liye Aye Kehny Lagy, Shukar Kro K Tumhra ‘SEEDHA’Hath Nhi Kata, Wrna Tm

Ye gazel tumhe dedicate karta hn

Ye Gazel tumhe DEDICATE karta hn Gazal ka unwaan hy ‘Tum Gand marwane aajana’ Jab halki halki Barish ho Or Gand me teri kharish

Pathan to shopkeeper easy load he shopkeeperji

pathan to shopkeeper: ‘Easy Load he?’ shopkeeper:ji han janab, pathan:10 ka naswaar Load Karo….

Zindagi to larki se chalti hy faraz

Zindagi to ?Larki? se chalti hy FARAZ?! ?Larkon? k saharay to pathan jiya karty hain

Pathan ki wife maleria se kaanp rahi

Pathan ki wife Maleria se kaanp rahi thi Doctor: Kya huwa hai ise? Pathan: Beemari ka to pata nai bus subha se ‘Vibration’pe lagi

Mujrimtry krna umr qaid hophansi na ho

Mujrim:Try krna umr qaid ho,Phansi na ho. Pathan lawer;Dont worry After court mujrim:Kia hua? Pathan:Bht mushkil se umr qaid hoi adalt to riha kr

Ptcl or mobile ek pathan ki girl

PTCL or Mobile Ek pathan ki girl friend ne poocha jab hamari mangani hoge tab tum mujhe ring doge? Pathan: wai zaroor dega PTCL

Teacher sabaq parh sadakat ka amanat shujaat

Teacher: sabaq parh sadakat ka amanat ka shujaat ka pathan: Lo kar lo gal apna yaad nai hunda tay hun ena 3naa da v

1 faqer pathan ky ghar aaya aor

1 faqer pathan ky ghar aaya aor kaha may allah ka mehman hon, pathan ny eska haath pakar kar masjid may lay gia aor

Pathanmujhe rat ko sapny mei kuttay football

PATHAN:Mujhe Rat Ko Sapny Mei Kuttay Football Kheltey Dikhai Dety Hain Dr:Ye Dawai Aj se Kha Lena PATHAN: Kal se Kha Loon? Dr: Q?

1st dost yaar main aik dafa peshawar

1st Dost: Yaar Main Aik Dafa Peshawar Gaya Wahan Na Koi Banda Na Banday Ki Zaat.. 2nd Dost: To Phir Wahan Tha Kya? 1st

Pathan yara aj hum ne ek aesa

Pathan: yara aj hum ne ek aesa zabardst Dish banaya tum khush ho jaye gi. Sardar: chak de phattay, khan sahab ki banaya ae

pathan bhai sahab time

*. . .Pathan: Bhai sahab time kya howa Hè??? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Pathan: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, ‘sab alag

Pathan ek nurse ko chod rha tha

Pathan Ek Nurse Ko Chod rha tha Nurse Chilai Dard ho rha hy? Pathan: Behnchod Khud Waha injection Lagati hy Jaha Sorakh Nhi, Or

Teacher duniya me kitne barr e azam hen

Teacher: Duniya me kitne Barr-e-Azam hen? Pathan: 4 Teacher: Kon Kon Se? Pathan: 1.Quaid-e-Azam 2. Sikandar-e-Azam 3.Mughal-e-Azam Or 4. Mera Abba Haji Azam.

Pathan ki girlfriend ne se pucha

Pathan ki girlfriend ne Pathan se pucha: Jab hamara mangni ho to tum humain ring de ga na? Pathan: Wai Qurban, zaroor dega ?

Ek pathan apne baap ki qabr pe

Ek pathan apne Baap ki Qabr pe gya or haal chaal pocha qabr se koi aawaz na aai pathan qabr pe likh k chala

1 pathan coleg ki larki se bola

1 Pathan Coleg ki Larki se bola I LOVE U ab tum bolo Girl: Me abi ja kr sir ko bolti hun Pathan: Pagal

1 pathan ne apni bhabi ko jan

1 pathan ne apni Bhabi ko jan se mar diya! Logon ne pucha k tum ne apni bhabi ko kyun mara? Pathan bola: O

Pathan ne ghar ka darwaza ukhara or

”Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya ! 1 Admi ne poucha: Khan, Kia Darwaza Bechna hy

Pathan bhabi ka kya nam hai

Pathan: Bhabi ka kya nam hai? Sardar: Google!!! Pathan: Ye kesa nam hai??? Sardar: Sawal ek kro, jawab 10 milty hain..!!!

Sardar doctor sahib ye dawa to kahin

Sardar: doctor sahib ye dawa to kahin se nahi mil rahi. Pathan doctor: Ooh hoo.. dawai likhna to hum bhul hi gaya ye to

Ustad bhai chara ka jmla bnao

Ustad: ‘Bhai Chara’ ka jmla bnao’ PATHAN: ‘Jab Doodh wale se poochha k Doodh itna mehnga kiun bechtey ho? to us ne kaha Bhai

Dost pathan se april fool manaya pathan

Dost Pathan se: APRIL FOOL manaya? Pathan: Han Dost:kis k saath? Pathan:Bv k 7! hum ne 3 bar talaq dia jab wo rone laga

wife i am pregnant pathan

*. .WIFE: I am pregnant. Pathan: Per kasay? Me to 3 sal JAIL main tha! WIFE: Apki photo thi na pas. Pathan: Mujhay ulloo

Pathan hont choomne do larki nahin

Pathan: Hont choomne do. Larki: Nahin lipstick uter jayegi. Pathan: To phir Breast dabane do. Larki: Doodh nikel jayega. Pathan: Acha to phirwo karny

Pathan paper de raha tha larka

Pathan Paper de raha tha.. Larka: KHAN SAAB aap ki NaQal maar loon.? PATHAN: Tum hamari Naqal maro ham tumhari asal maarey ga

Sardartum ne yahoodi ko musalman kar k

Sardar:Tum ne Yahoodi ko musalman kar k dariya main q phenk diya? Pathan: O tum ne kahaawat nahi suna? ‘ Neki kar dariya main

Teen dost tha phela pathan dusra panjabi

Teen Dost Tha Phela Pathan Dusra Panjabi Or Tesra Memon Ramzan Ka Mahina Tha Dostoo Na Bolaa Ka Yar Zakat Dana Ha Too App

Sardar tmko shrm nhi ati tera bap

Sardar: Tmko shrm nhi Ati Tera Bap Tailor hy or Teri Shirt Phati hy Pathan: Shrm To Tmko nai Ati, Tmhara Bap DenTist hy

Foji sir humey dushman ne charon

Foji : sir Humey dushman ne charon taraf se gheir liya hai Major Pathan : Excellent! Yani k ab Hum kisi bhi taraf se

Pahan ek larki se aap mere dil

pahan ek larki se aap mere dil main aajao GIRL ghuse se : CHAPAL utaron kiya PATHAN : Pagli aise hi aa jao masjid

pathan goes for job intrview

*’* Pathan goes For job Intrview. Questin. Where is Ab Dabi,? Pathan. Jis qabrustan me hamara AMI dabi , Wahen thora dur pr Abu

Pathan raat ko kamre mai gaya tu

Pathan raat ko Kamre mai gaya tu Dulhan ny Doodh ka Glass diya aur bht Romantic awaz se pocha G or kuch? Pathan: Baji

Pathan sardar se yara hum shadi kr

Pathan Sardar Se: Yara Hum Shadi Kr Raha Hai. Sardar: Kon Hai Wo Kush Naseeb Us Larki Ka Naam Kya Hai? Pathan: Munni Sardar:

teachar 3 or kitney huwey

*. .Teachar: 3 or 3 kitney huwey? Pathan: 6 huwe Teachar: shabash ye lo 6 toffiyan Pathan: hum ko pehley pata hota to 33

Eid ke liye pathan apne shoes lane

Eid ke liye pathan apne liye shoes lane gya tu pathan ka paoo itna bara tha jo os ko koi shoes paoo main pura

1 pathan ne apni honay wali biwi

1 Pathan ne apni honay wali biwi se kaha :Tumhe engagment pr kya doun Larki Mujhe 1 ring de dena Pathan Mobile pr ya

Pathan bill gates se yar tum bhi

pathan Bill Gates se ‘yar tum bhi kamal karte ho’ naam Gate hai aur kam ‘Windows’ka karte ho. It shows the sense of Pathans

Pathan ki 2 bviyan larh pariaik boli

pathan ki 2 bviyan larh pari.aik boli k aaj sunday hai or 2sari boli nahi aaj monday hai.pathan,tang aa k bola . . .

Pathan apni girlfriend se dilbara hum

Pathan apni girlfriend se: dilbara hum tum ko gift me jeans ka pant dega Girlfrnd Khush hokr boli: 0h realy Pathan: Haan mgr uska

Pathan lhr me apni wife ko phone

Pathan LHR me apni wife ko phone krta hy nokrani ne phone recieve kia pathan: Begam Saheba se baat krvao nokrani: Wo to sahab

Aaj phir ek pathan pit gaya

Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya: Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya, Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain. Pathan Samajh

Pathan ne 1 college khola par

Pathan ne 1 college khola Par kisi ne bhi admission nahi liya, sub confused thay. Guess why? ? ? College ka naam tha WOMEN

Baap sardar yaar musibat k waqt

Baap Sardar : yaar musibat k waqt gadhe ko bhi baap bnana parhta he Pathan : Yaar bari baat he k teri amma man

1 pathan buji hoi segret pi raha

1 Pathan Buji hoi Segret Pi Raha tha Kisi Ne Pucha yeh kaisi Segret Pi Rahe Ho is Me To Dowan Hi Nahi Hai?

Teacher qaid e aazam aur allama iqbal main kia

Teacher: Qaid-e-Aazam Aur Allama Iqbal Main Kia Cheez Same Hai? Pathan: Dono Chutti Wale Din Paida Howe…:-)

Pathan agr mere hath me hukumat ho

Pathan. Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don. Wife: Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se

Shadi ki salgira pr pathan apni bv

Shadi Ki Salgira Pr Pathan Apni BV k LyE Gulab Ka Phool Le K Aaya BV: Muje Ye Nhi Chahiye, Koi Sony Ki Cheez

Pathan ne rishtay k lie tasweer khinchwai

Pathan ne rishtay k lie tasweer khinchwai to Backgrond me gadha b a gaya , Pathan ne tasweer k saath ye likh kr Bheja:

Aik pathan 40 din ka chilla kaat

Aik PATHAN 40 Din Ka Chilla Kaat Raha Tha, 39 Ven Raat Shaitan Aa kar Us kay Samney Nanga So Gaya, PATHAN Jaldi Sey

Teacher main teri maa hoti tou tujhy

Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy 2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti … Pathan: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy Mashwara Kar

1 pathan pilot jahaz land karne per

1 Pathan Pilot Jahaz Land Karne Per Bohat Khush Hua: Neeche Staff Ne Usey Hatho Hath Dhar Lia Aur Airman Uski Wardi Utarne Main

Lays chips per pasai nikne ki offer

LAYS CHIPS PER PASAI NIKNE KI OFFER AAE AIK PATHAN KI SHOP PER CUSTMER AAYA US NE KAHA PATHAN SAHAB KUCH NIKALTA BE HAI

Pathan ne machis ki tili jalai nhi

Pathan ne machis Ki tili jalai nhi jali dusri jalai nhi jali tisri jalai wo jal gai to Pathan ne jaldi se bujha di

Pathan ki bv raat kafi ho gai

Pathan ki bv: Raat kafi ho gai hy, KHAN Sb nhi aye, Zurur koi Larki ka chakar hoga, Pathan ki maa: Hamesha bura hi

Teacher2 pathan jiss admi kay dono

TEACHER:2 PATHAN . JISS ADMI KAY DONO HAATH HOON LAKEIN WOH ISSE KAAM NA LAY TOU USAY ENGLISH MAIN KIA KAHAIN GAY???? . ….

Bacho ka dushman sex ki dukan

BACHO KA DUSHMAN SEX KI DUKAN ! ! I AM PATHAN ! ! NA CHOOT KI ARZU NA MAM’MO PE DEHAN ! ! I

Reporter pathan sesab kese mar gaye

Reporter Pathan Se;Sab Pathan Kese Mar Gaye? Pathan Elan Hua K Train Platform Per Aa Rahi Hai Sab Ne Jan Bachanay K Liye Patri

3 pathan bed pe so rahay thay

3 Pathan Bed pe so rahay thay Teeno ko Jaga tang ho rahi thi 1 Pathan Bed se utar k nechay so gya 2nd

Pathan shirt utar k ghar bahar khara

pathan shirt utar k ghar k bahar khara tha ek aadmi bola;wah sardar g kya seena hai! pathan fakhar se;abe ye to kuch bhi

Pathan ki teacher ne usko message kiya

Pathan ki teacher ne usko message kiya ‘i miss u’ bohut dair sochny k baad pathan nay jawaab diya: ‘i student u’..

Pathan apne biwi k saath ja raha

Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha: 1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari. Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho. Larka: Maine

1 pathan 15 saal se allah ro

1 pathan 15 saal se ALLAH se ro ro k aur gr gra k aulad k liye dua mangta raha. 1 din pathan k

1 pathan ne football match me lagatar

1 pathan ne football match me lagatar 6 goal kiye phir b pathan ko buhat maar pari . . . . . . q

Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain

Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain ? Pathan Ans. Mard Q k Mardon Main UMar Sharif Nawaz Sharif Shehbaz Sharif HaMza Sharif Jab k

Pathan apney bhai se tum hamari shadi

Pathan apney bhai se: tum hamari shadi par kya khaas kam kro gey? bhai: sub log hawai firing karty hen lakin hum apki shadi

Pathan sharab peeta raha aur rota

Pathan sharab peeta raha aur rota raha Ek admi na pocha: Kya howa khan sahab Pathan: Jis larki ka nam bhulana chahta hon us

Pathan ko apna gadha bechna tha

Pathan ko apna ‘GADHA ‘ bechna tha, Us ne apne dost ko Khat likha, Akhroot Khan, Agar tere Ko kabhi kisi gadhey ki zarorat

Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk

Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk khana kha raha tha, kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay? Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi

Wife apne pathan husband se kya

Wife Apne Pathan Husband Se: Kya Kal Raat Aap Ne SAATHI Charhaya Tha? Pathan: Nahi Nahi.. Kal Raat To Hum Akela Hi Charha Tha.

50 pathan 1 kashti mein sawar thy

50 pathan 1 kashti mein sawar thy. Achanak kashti Ruk gai, 0r Sab Doob gaey Kese? Pathan jo thy Sab . . . .

Pathan fone karne pco gaya larki

Pathan fone karne PCO gaya Larki muskura k boli: Khan Sahab kidhar karna ha? Khan Sahab sharma kar bola: Kursi pe mushkil hoga, zamin

1 baar exam me question aya hips

1 baar exam me question aya hips par essay likho To Pathan apni pant khol kar hips dekh rha tha, tabhi ek bacha bola,

Ay eid k chand q karta

‘Ay Eid k Chand! Q karta hy Tu molviyon ko Pareshan, Tujhe Dekhne k Lie Be chain Hain Mufti Muneeb ur Rehman, Tujhe Daikh

Ek pathan mobile company main job k

Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya: . 1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya. . .

American can u swim pathan no

American: Can U swim? Pathan: No Amrican: Dog is Better than U bcz it Swims Pathan: Can U Swim? Amrican: Yes Pathan: whats the

Sexy lady in sexy voice batao mere

Sexy lady in sexy voice: “Batao mere underwear main kiya hy?” pathan: confidence se: Lastic he hoga, naarry wala underwear kon pehenta hy baji

Pathan kachra paenkny gya to wahan likha

pathan kachra paenkny gya to wahan likha tha. …kutta kachra paenk raha ha….? pathan hansa or bola.. kachra hum ne paenka or naam zardari

Ek pathan cycle ka break haath

Ek Pathan Cycle Ka Break Haath Me Lekar Naach Raha Tha , 2nd Khan,’O Kocha Ye Kya Karta Hai..?’ Pathan… ‘BREAK DANCE’. 🙂

Ek sindhi aur pathan ka interview tha

Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha: Sindhi se: Q: Taleem A: B.A Q: Pakistan kab bana? A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per

Zardari tumhain tairnaswiming ata hy pathan nhi

Zardari: Tumhain tairna(swiming) ata hy? Pathan: Nhi Zardari: Tum se acha to kutta(dog) hy! Pathan: Tumhain tairna ata hy? Zardari: Yes Pathan: Tum main

1 pathan ne akhbar main add dekha

1 Pathan Ne akhbar main add Dekha: ‘Purana Mobile Do or New Mobile Lo’ WO Us Adress Pe Gya, Wahan Koi Shop Nai Thi,

Pathan yaara hum bohat pareshan hai sardar

Pathan: Yaara Hum bohat Pareshan hai. Sardar: Kyun Khan Saab? Pathan: Yaara 2 ghanta ho gaya hai koi humain, ‘Battery Low’ k Naam se

Sardar frnd sy aaj raat main nahi

Sardar Frnd Sy Aaj Raat Main Nahi Soun Ga. Frnd: Kyn? Sarther: Khwaab Mein Pathan Sy Larai Ho Gayi Hai. Frnd: To Kya Hua??

Mareez doctor sahib ye dawa to

Mareez : Doctor Sahib Ye Dawa To Kahin Se Nahi Mil Rahi Pathan Doctor: 0oo Ho.. Dawai Likhna To Hum Bhol Hi Gaya Ye

Pathan ki bv sex k doran pathan

Pathan ki BV Sex k doran pathan Se boli: Zara Niples to Chooso! Pathan thori der Nipls Choosne k bad Rone laga, BV: kya

Bhadur khan aik dafa ka zikar hai

Bhadur Khan… Aik dafa ka zikar hai k aik pathan kisi k ghar gaya door pe knock kia ander se awaz i k kon

Pakistan se teri dushmani achi nae hain

pakistan se teri Dushmani achi nae hain India kiyo ke bebo teri nadaan hian, Munny teri badnaam hian, sheela tery jawan hian OUR captain

Pathan station jany k kitne paise logay

Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay? Ricksha Wala: 50 Pathan: 20 Lelo Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega. Pathan: Tum Peeche

Pathan yar me 2 mushkilon phans gaya

Pathan: Yar Me 2 Mushkilon Me Phans Gaya Hon Friend: Wo Kon C Pathan: Biwi Makeup Kare To Kharcha Naqabil e Bardasht AuR Na

Kisi ne 1 pathan ko sms kiya

KISI NE 1 PATHAN KO SMS KIYA K AGAR ZAHEEN HO TO 200 OR AGAR HOSHIYAR HO TO 300 KA LOAD KRO PATHAN NE

2 pathan brother in exam hall teachertum

2 pathan brother in exam hall…. teacher:tum dono ne apne father ka naam different Q likha hai? pathan: tum phr bolta k hum ne

Ak pathan restey key ley tasveer khechwa

ak pathan restey key ley tasveer khechwa raha tha bachground mai ghadha(donkey)bhe aa gaya pathan ney tasveer key sath ye lekh kr bheja k

11th manzil p office k gate bethe

11th manzil p Office k gate p bethe pathan s kisi ne kaha k Gul khan ap ki beti bhag gai to wo bhagne

Ek raat pathan ki biwi ne ka

ek raat pathan ki biwi ne raat ka khana bahir road pe laga dia PATHAN ye kya kiya biwi AAP NE HI BOLA THA

Pathan to dr milk pene se rang

Pathan to Dr: Milk pene se Rang gora hota he kia? Dr: Han milk me calcium hota he islye. Pathan: Chal jhote phir bhens

Pathan ne biwi ka sadqa utara

PATHAN ne Biwi ka sadqa utara 15 ka aur us mein 85 dal k card load karwa liaBiwi: ye kya kia?PATHAN : Sadqa gharib

Pathan new car laya dost bolayaar is

PATHAN new Car laya. dost bola:yaar is pr kuch aisa likhwa k pata chale ye pathan ka gari ha. Pathan ne 4ro gates pe

Khan 2 frnd ye table pe admi

Khan 2 Frnd: Ye table pe admi ha,mujhe buhat bura lagta ha Frnd: us pe to 4 admi hain Khan: wo jiska moochein hein!

Ek pathan mobile company main job k

Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya: . 1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya. . .

Pathan boht deir se apni hasin mengetar

Pathan boht Deir se apni Hasin mengetar ko dekh rha tha LRKI Shrma k, Kya Dekh rhe ho khan: Hum Soch rha tha k

Pathan ki bivi aaj aapne pehli

Pathan ki Bivi: Aaj Aapne Pehli Baar Aage Se Kiya Hai Naa. Pathan: Laanat Ho Load shedding Waalon Par,…! Mere se zina krwa diya!

Pathan ne parosan ko letter me likha

Pathan ne Parosan ko Letter Me Likha I LOVE U Or Phir Niche Ye b Likh dia Mene English Me is lye Likha hai

Pathan ne makhi k dono pr kat

Pathan ne makhi k dono pr kat diye aur kaha‘Ur ja’ Wo na uri to Pathan ne kaha: Tajarbe se sabit hua k agr