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PATHAN SMS Messages

Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus

Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus me sath ja rhe thy us ne kiraya dete hue apni bv ko awaz di ?gulbakht? Tum

Ab tou karachi mei pathan bhe mutahida

Ab tou Karachi mei pathan bhe mutahida walo ko bare fakhar se ye kehne lage hain FARAZ . . . MY NAME IS KHAN

Pathan ne apni biwi ko shaadi ki

Pathan ne apni Biwi ko Shaadi ki raat hi QATAL krdia.. Q k Biwi ki Underwear pe Ye likhha hua tha: ‘100% Soft &

Pathan yar kal abba ne bohat mara

Pathan: Yar Kal Abba Ne Bohat Mara. 2nd Pathan: Kyon? 1st Pathan: Kuch Nahi, Main ne Bas Itna Poocha Tha, “Kaminey” Film Dekhne Chalen

1 pathan ko ufone mayn nokree milee

1 pathan ko Ufone mayn nokree milee. Pehlay hee din usay nokree sy nikaal diya gaya. kyoon k 1 call sir meree Ufone ki

Doctor motape ka 1 hi elaaj hai

Doctor: Motape ka 1 hi Elaaj Hai. Tum Rozana Sirf 2 Rotiyan Khaya Karo! . . . . . . . Pathan: 2 Rotiyan

100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay

100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay k achanak kashti ruk gai . . . or . . . Thori Deer baad sab doob

Petrol rate barhne par pathan bola

Petrol rate barhne par ‘PATHAN’ bola ‘ham ko koi fark ni parta petrol 66 ka ho ya 77 ka . Hum pehle b 100

Reportar khan sb platform pr sb pathan

Reportar. KHAN SB. Platform pr sb Pathan kc mar gae? Pathan. Aik ailan hua k train platform pr aa rhi h, sb ne jan

5 pathan boht mushkil se 1 bhens

5 Pathan boht mushkil se 1 bhens ko chat per charha rhey they …. 1 admi bola : ye kia kar rhey ho ?

Ek larki ka rape ho gya uski

Ek larki ka rape ho gya… Uski maa us se boli: Beti ab tera kya hoga? Haramzado ne teri Izzat loot li.. . .

America se 1 pathan ne apni maa

America se 1 pathan Ne Apni Maa ki dead body Pakistan bheji. Jis k saath letter tha k ama ki dead body Aap ko

Ek shaks ne pathan se poocha khan

ek shaks ne pathan se poocha, ‘khan sahib agar ap ko $1 Billion mila jaen tu?? pathan:jis ko men ne udhar di he men

Ek pathan bhari bus mai ek larki

Ek pathan bhari Bus mai ek Larki se touch ho raha tha Larki: Excuse me Aap Acha nahi kar rahy.. Pathan: Itny Rush me

Pathan ko khwab me ksi ne qatal

Pathan Ko Khwab Me Ksi ne qatal Kerdia Subha Pathan ne apna HBL Ka account Close Karwa dya Q? Q KHBL aap K Khwaboon

Ek pathan ne paad mara phir doosra

Ek Pathan Ne Ek Paad Mara, Phir Doosra, Phir 3,4,5,6. Kisi Ne Kaha Khan Sahab Yeh Kya? Pathan: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karwaya Howa

Ek pathan moulvi aurat se takra gaya

ek pathan moulvi ek aurat se takra gaya aurat ghuse se sharm nahi aati DAARHI rakh ke takr marte ho PATHAN :oye bibi ye

Pathan hum nay 1 aesa cheez banaya

Pathan: hum nay 1 aesa cheez banaya hay jis se hum diwar k us paar dekh sakta hay Angraiz: WoW Zabardast Khan saab wo

Pathan peheli ek shaks ne shadi ki

pathan peheli: ek shaks ne shadi ki or 3 ghantey ba’d apni BV ko talaq diya batao kiyoo? Log bole: maloom nahi tum hi

pathan to wife in romantic

*. . .Pathan to wife: in romantic mode, Meri jan kia aj humse naraz hai?wife: nahi tu? Pathan: tu phir aj humari taraf monh

teachar 3 or kitney huwey

*. .Teachar: 3 or 3 kitney huwey? Pathan: 6 huwe Teachar: shabash ye lo 6 toffiyan Pathan: hum ko pehley pata hota to 33

Ek pthan mayoosi k sath doosre se

Ek Pthan (Mayoosi k Sath) Doosre Pthan se : Sab Log Hamain Pagal Kyon Kehte Hain? Doosra Pathan: Tu Dafa Kar Yaar! Yeh Le

Dosttumhe us orat se maar kyu pari

Dost:Tumhe us Orat se maar kyu pari Pathan: Us ki seat k neche Meri Pani ki Bottle pari thi. Maine Bas itna kaha K

What is common between allama iqbal gandhi

What is common between allama iqbal, gandhi and qaid-e-azam? Pathan replied All r born on govt holidays:-) *Geo PATHAN Geo*:-)

Pathan bhabi ka kya nam hai

Pathan: Bhabi ka kya nam hai? Sardar: Google!!! Pathan: Ye kesa nam hai??? Sardar: Sawal ek kro, jawab 10 milty hain..!!!

Aik pathan ko sari rat machron ne

Aik pathan ko sari rat machron ne buht tang kia.,. Pathan ka dimagh ghoma… Pathan ny zehar pee lia aur bola,”ab kato!! Sab k

Pathan larki chod raha tha chilai

Pathan larki chod raha tha, larki chilai ufffffff… aahaahhhhh…. pathan ne pucha, soda bara hai?? Girl; nahi, thook naswar wala hai, Jalan ho rahi

Ek pathan interview k lye gaya

Ek pathan interview K lye gaya. interviewer : “Where is abu dabi?” pathan: “jis qabrastan me meri Ami Dabi, wahi per Abu dabi…!!!

1 pathan ne football match me lagatar

1 pathan ne football match me lagatar 6 goal kiye phir b pathan ko buhat maar pari . . . . . . q

Pathan ne gair qanoni ghr bnaya ksi

Pathan Ne Gair qanoni Ghr Bnaya Ksi Ne Mashwra Dya Ghr pe Aisi Chalking Kro K Police Smjhe ye Purana Ghr Ha Pathan Ne

Pathan 2 sardar5 janvaron k naam batao

Pathan 2 Sardar:5 janvaron k naam batao jo pani my rehty hen.. Sardar: FishPathan: theek hyor batao Sardar: Fish ki Ammi,Abu,BhAi or Behn Pathan:

Pathan india gaya wahan barish ho

Pathan India Gaya.. Wahan Barish Ho Rahi Thi.. Uss Ne Mander Mein Ja Ke kali mata Ko Bahir Phenk Dya Aur Bola.. ‘Kadi Naha

Teacher to pathan agarbatti ka jumla banao

Teacher to pathan: AGARBATTI ka jumla banao. Pathan: AGAR BATTI chali jaye to andhera ho jata hai…

Teacher dehli me qutub minar hai

Teacher: Dehli me Qutub minar hai. PATHAN class me so rha tha Teacher ny usy jagaya or ghusey sy kaha Btao mainy kia kaha?

1 pathan ne apni bhabi ko jan

1 pathan ne apni Bhabi ko jan se mar diya! Logon ne pucha k tum ne apni bhabi ko kyun mara? Pathan bola: O

Pathan sardar say yara hum shadi kar

Pathan sardar say, yara hum shadi kar raha hai, Sardar: Kon hai wo kush naseeb? pathan: Munni Sardar: Abe wo to bohat badnaam horhi

Aik larki train me bethi book parh

Aik Larki Train Me Bethi Book Parh Rhi Thi Book ka Nam Tha ‘THE MAN’ Pechy Pathan Behta Chupky Se Wo Book Parh Rha

Pia flight me captain anouncmnt k bad

PIA flight me Captain anouncmnt k bad mike OFF krna bhul gya Captain ne apne co-pilot dost se kaha: ‘Abi me 1 cup coffee

1 payahn charch gaya to achanak wahan

1 payahn charch gaya to achanak wahan ghanta baja . tannnnn. or itafak se light bhi chali gai pathan dar ke bola .khana kharab

Pathan ne 30 rupe ki lotry li

Pathan Ne 30 Rupe Ki Lotry Li.. 1 Crore Ka Inaam Nikla… Tax Kat Kar 90Lac Mile, Pathan Bola, Hum Ko Poora Pesa Chahye

Pathan 1 tumhari car ka tyre kaise

pathan 1: Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwa? 2: Ik Rooh Afza Ki Bottle Iske Neeche Aagayi Thi. 1: Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi

Pathan washroom main betha thasamney likha thapaani

Pathan washroom main betha tha.Samney likha thaPaani ka zeyaada istmaal karien.Pathan 3 lottay pani pee gaya.

1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch

‘1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch pucha Buzurg ne 2 thapr laga dye kisi ne pathan s kha tumne kya pucha tha Pathan

Pathan balooch sy ek din k liye

PATHAN BALOOCH SY EK DIN K LIYE APNE SHALWAR TO DENA BALOOH:KYON APNY DADA KO PEHNAE GA KIYA? PATHAN:NAHI HUM NY SHADI MAIN TENT

Pathan kony me chup k mobile pe

Pathan Kony Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha Aadmi:Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho? Pathan:Maa

Pathan cycle pe apni behn k sath

Pathan Cycle pe apni behn k sath jarha tha Ksi ne awaz lgai: ‘Khan sab mashoq ko ghuma rhy ho?’ Khan gusse se: O

Q what does pipe pipe por por

Q: What does ‘pipe pipe por por pipe por pipe por’ mean? . . Ans: A Pathan Giving you His Phone Number ’55 44

Pathan larki say i love

Pathan : larki say I love you Larki: tammeez say batt karo. Pathan: ‘ bismilah hir rehman nir raheem ‘ Aslam-o-Alikum.. I love you…

Totkon ki shandaar kamyabi k bad ab

Totkon ki Shandaar Kamyabi k bad ab pesh hai Zubeda Aapa ki paheliyan Wo konsa Khan hy jo Pathan nahi? . . . .

Pathan sotay waqt apny pass 2 glass

Pathan sotay waqt apny pass 2 glass rakhta tha 1 pani wala or 1 pani k baghair Q? . . Q k . .

1st pathan o yara bike kyun taiz

1st Pathan: O yara bike kyun taiz krdi….? 2nd Pathan: break fail ho gaya hai is se pehle k accident ho jaye jaldi se

Sardar kal koi meri biwi k purse

Sardar: Kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 lay gya, Pathan: Jhot bolti hai 1500 tha hum ne 2 bar gina tha, Sardar:

Interviewer let me check your english

Interviewer: Let me check your english……. Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good. Pathan: Bad Interviewer: Come Pathan: Go Interviewer: Ugly Pathan: Pichlli Interviewer:

Sardar ji to pathan khan saab aapki

Sardar ji to Pathan: Khan saab aapki sab se barri taaqat kya hai? Pathan: Hamara beta. Sardar ji: Aur sabse barri kamzori? Pathan: TUMHARA

In ulfat ki rahon mein dhoka na

In ulfat Ki RAHON Mein Dhoka na dena, ?.! Ay-Dost !?. Mera Yakeen Tujh Pe aisa hai Jese Pathan ka Naswar Par?

Pathan ko gali me se 1000 ka

Pathan ko gali me se 1000 ka note mila, Jis pe likha tha ‘EID MUBARAK’ Us ne apni jaib se 1000 ka note nikala

1 makrani ne pathan ko khaney per

1 Makrani ne 1 pathan ko khaney per bulayakhana khaty waqt pathan ka Makrani se zabardst phadda hogaya Q K.Makrani usey bar bar keh

2 hijade shaadi ki badhai dene gaye

2 Hijade Shaadi Ki Badhai Dene Gaye. Haye-2 Main To 1100 Lungi.Dusri Boli 2100 Lungi. Piche Se Pathan Bola Abey 2310 Le Le Usme

1 pathan ne sardar ko juta mara

1 pathan ne 1 sardar ko juta mara, sardar:tum ne ye juta ghusay se mara ya mazaq se? pathan: Gushy se. Sardar:Acha hai warna

1 pathan skooter rok k helmet par

1 Pathan Skooter Rok K Helmet par kharish kr rha tha 1 Admi Bola Khan,Helmet tu Utaro Pathan Bola tumhra gand Me kharish Hota

Sardaryar mjhe safar main nend nai ati

Sardar:yar mjhe safar main nend nai ati. .......Pathan :To tm rabi-ul-awal main so jaya kro… 😛

Pathan ka aita awaaz adal ker apnay

Pathan ka ßaita Awaaz ßadal ker Apnay Master ko çall kerta Hy.. ‘Maira ßaita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa §akta’ Master Awaaz

Pathan dr sey sahab plastic surgery

Pathan Dr. sey: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery karwaney mein kitna kharcha ayega Dr. : 5 lakh rupey Pathan – agar PLASTIC hum den to?

1 pathan 15 sal allah se ro

1 Pathan 15 sal ALLAH se ro ro kr aulad k lye dua mangta raha, 1 din Pthan k pas frishta aya or bola,

mehmaan mein jab chai peeta

*. . .Mehmaan: Mein jab Chai peeta hoon to aapki billi mera mou Q dekhti hai,? Pathan: Yeh buhat taiz hai, apna piyala pehchaan

pathan maan hm bra ho k

*’* pathan, Maan hm bra ho k airforce m jaega, Maan, Beta muje kese pta chalega k ye mere bete ka jahaz h.? Pathan.

1 pthan ki murgi bemar hui

1 pthan ki murgi bemar hui, Sardar:tum Eska sadka utar lo To phir . . . . . . Phir kya hona tha,PATHAN ne

Teacher batao daryaaft or ejaad me kya

Teacher Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad me kya farq hai ? Pathan Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya or phir. dono ne mil

1 pathan exams main apne friend ki

1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha: Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia. Pathan

Is mulk ko banaye ga pathan

Is Mulk ko Mulk Banaye Ga Pathan Her Zulm k Khilaf Awaz Uthae Ga Pathan Hai Waada Agar Saath Den Sub to Chand pe

Pathan ne ek admi se kaha bhai

Pathan ne ek Admi se kaha bhai Aao pankhy k neechy betho bohut sawab ho ga. Admi sawab,Wo kiyun? Pathan ye hum Masjid se

1 pathan kasaai ban gaya us

1 pathan kasaai ban gaya., us ne jb pehli qurbani ki to sb ne usy bohut mara… Q? Us ne gaay pr churi pherty

Ek chor pathan ka mobile lekar bhag

Ek Chor Pathan Ka Mobile Lekar Bhag Gaya Ek Chor Pathan Ka Mobile Lekar Bhag Gaya Pathan Hasne Laga Dost: Woh Tumhara Mobile Lekar

Ek angrez ne pathan se pucha whats

EK Angrez Ne Pathan Se Pucha: Whats Ur Name? Pathan: My Name is Respect Flower Angrez: What? Pathan: hahaha Tmko to Angrezy b Nhe

Zubaida aapa while writing a totka

Zubaida aapa while writing a totka…… Woh Kon Sa Khan Hai Jo Pathan Nahi Hai… . . . . . . . . .

Teacher ye btao jab larrkiyan neend

TEACHER: ye btao jab larrkiyan neend say utthti hain to wo aankhain kiyon malti hain? Pathan: Q k un k TATTAY nahi hotay..

1 pattan cinema hall mein cold drink

1 Pattan cinema hall mein cold drink ki bottle ley k betha tha. kabhi 15 mint mein moonh lagata to. . . kabhi 20

Ek pathan ne apne chemistry k prof

Ek pathan ne apne Chemistry k Prof. se aisa sawal pucha jise sun kr wo pagal hogaye.. sawal tha… NASWAR ka chemical formula kia

Sardar agar naryal k darakht pe charh

Sardar: Agar Naryal k Darakht Pe Charh Jaon, To Kia Engineering College ki Larkiya Dikhen gi? Pathan: Han! Aur Hath Chhor Dega, To Medical

Pathan to dr milk pene se rang

Pathan to Dr: Milk pene se Rang gora hota he kia? Dr: Han milk me calcium hota he islye. Pathan: Chal jhote phir bhens

American can u swim pathan no

American: Can U swim? Pathan: No Amrican: Dog is Better than U bcz it Swims Pathan: Can U Swim? Amrican: Yes Pathan: whats the

1 pathan fauj m bhrti hua2 din

1 pathan fauj m bhrti hua,2 din bad jang shuru hogai pathan ki topi par goli lagi,pathan hathyar phaink k bhag gaya or bola

Teachersardar ki 5 biwian 20 bachay or

Teacher:Sardar ki 5 Biwian 20 Bachay or Pathan ki 1 Biwi 9 Bachay To Batao In Dono Me Kaun Acha? Papu:Score to Sardar ka

Teacher batao is dunya me sub se

Teacher: Batao is dunya me sub se mushkil se kon paida howa? Pathan: Sir india ka Sunny Dewol, Sir: Wo kaise? Pathan: Sir wo

Pathan jumy ko ro kr masjid mein

Pathan jumy ko ro ro kr masjid mein dua kr rha tha: ay Allah Tu janta hai hm pepsi nhi peta, kisi trha is

Ek darya k kinaray 2 sardar chamach

Ek darya k kinaray 2 Sardar chamach se darya main dahi daal rahe thay Pathan ne dekha tau poocha: Khocha ye kia karti? Sardar:

Pathan ne ghar ka darwaza ukhara or

”Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya ! 1 Admi ne poucha: Khan, Kia Darwaza Bechna hy

1 pathan 15sal se allah ro k

1 pathan 15sal se ALLAH se ro ro k aulad k liye dua mangta reha aik din pathan k pas frshta aya aur bola

Pathan 100 volt kay bulb per baap

Pathan 100 volt kay bulb per baap ka name likh rha tha kisi nay pocha yeh kia ker rhay to bola baap ka name

Pathan interview dene gaya office k gate

Pathan Interview Dene Gaya Office k gate per ja k bola: May I come In Sir ? OFICER: Wait Plz Pathan: 80 KG

Pathan mene 5 star hotel me 50

Pathan: Mene 5 Star hotel me 50 rupey me pait bhr k khana khaya Dost herat se Wo kaisy? Pathan:bill to 7000 ka bna

Teacher sabaq parh sadakat ka amanat shujaat

Teacher: sabaq parh sadakat ka amanat ka shujaat ka pathan: Lo kar lo gal apna yaad nai hunda tay hun ena 3naa da v

Ek pathan ko raste se 100 ka

ek pathan ko raste se 100 ka note para mila jis pe likha tha eid mubarak pathan ne uthaya aur jaib main dal ke

Ek pathan apne girl friend ko apnay

Ek pathan apne girl friend ko Apnay ghar lay kar gaya Saree lights off kar den Room lock kar k kehta hay Dakho mairay

Zindagi to larki se chalti hy faraz

Zindagi to ?Larki? se chalti hy FARAZ?! ?Larkon? k saharay to pathan jiya karty hain

Pathan pehli mrtba namaz parhne gya

Pathan Pehli mrtba Namaz parhne gya Uska Nam Rahmatullah tha Imam ne slam phera Asalam o Alekum wa Rahmatullah Pathan: Wa Alekum Salam Molvi

Ak pathan ko puri raat machon ne

Ak Pathan ko puri raat ‘Machon ne boht pareshan kiya..us ka dimaag ghoom gaya..Pathan ne zehar pee liya aur bola…’Ab kaato saalo..’Sab ke Sab

pathan goes for job intrview

*’* Pathan goes For job Intrview. Questin. Where is Ab Dabi,? Pathan. Jis qabrustan me hamara AMI dabi , Wahen thora dur pr Abu

Pathan bhai sahab 1 kala bulb denastorekeeper

Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena. Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge? Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna hai.

Jo shakhs eid wale dil roza rakhta

Jo shakhs Eid Wale Dil Roza Rakhta Hai Woh Shaitan hota hai . . . . Or jo Rozay Wale din Eid mana le

Pathan ne zoo me sher ka pinjra

Pathan ne Zoo me Sher ka Pinjra khula chor dya.. Officer: Tmne Sher ka Pinjra Lock nhi kia? Pathan: Kya zarurt hai Sir itne

Pathan date pe gya aftr dinner aahista

Pathan Date pe Gya. aftr dinner Aahista se bolaMuje kuch bolna hai tm Naraz to nahi hogi? Girl: (sharmaty hue)Nhi,Kaho na!Pathan: Baaji bill aadha

Pathan ne larki se jhgra kartey us

PATHAN ne larki se jhgra kartey kartey us ke neechay ungli kar di. Larki boli- Teri ye himmat? PATHAN bola Tumne hi to kaha,

Sardar soch raha hoon k america ghoom

Sardar: soch raha hoon k America ghoom Aaon, kitnay paisay Lagain gain? Pathan: nahi lagain gain, Sardar:wo kesay? Pathan: sochnay k paisay nahi Lagtay.

Pathan ki maa beta tujhe yahan sa

PATHAN KI MAA: Beta! Tujhe yahan sa Lahore jane main 1 Din laga or wapis aane main 7 Din lag gaye, wo bhi Nayi

Pathan k ghr bili thi tang aa

Pathan K Ghr Bili Thi.! Tang Aa Kr Use Kahin Chor Aya Ghr Aya To Bili Pehle Pohnchi Thi Pathan Dubara Kahin Door Chor

Ek train ulatnay ka case adalat me

Ek train ulatnay ka case adalat me tha Train ka driver pathan tha us se pocha k tumne train patri se q utari? Pathan:

1 pathan ne jalti howi building

1 Pathan ne 1 jalti howi building sai 6 logon ko nikala! Phir bhi usay logon nai boht maara:-( Q??? Is liye K Wo

Race dekhte huwe 1 pathan ne dosray

Race dekhte huwe 1 pathan ne dosray admi sy pucha. ‘inam kis ko mile ga ? 2nd’ Sab se aage waley ko’ Phatan ‘toh

Pathan ki girl friend shukar hai k

PATHAN KI GIRL FRIEND: Shukar Hai K Aaj Tum Ne Pehli Bar AaGay Se SEX Kiya, Pathan: Laanat Ho WAPDA Waalon Par,…! Andheray me

1 pathan ko pak air force se

1 Pathan ko Pak air force se nikal dya gya REASON: Wo zid ker raha tha k main ne 14 August pe Silencer nlkaal

Sardar friend se aaj raat mein

Sardar Friend Se: Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga. Friend: Kyon? Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai. Friend: To Kya Hua??

Ye keh kr pathan ne truck larkioon

Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ, Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya…. . . , ., , ,

Pathan hotel main murgha khanay gaya laikin

Pathan hotel main murgha khanay gaya laikin murghay ka english word bhool gaya. Waiter: ‘What would you like to have Sir? Pathan: ‘One Plate

3 pathan bed pe so rahay thay

3 Pathan Bed pe so rahay thay Teeno ko Jaga tang ho rahi thi 1 Pathan Bed se utar k nechay so gya 2nd

Pathan rakshe wale sebhai abdulah shah gazi

Pathan rakshe wale se,, Bhai abdulah shah gazi ke mazar jao ge, Rakshe wala,,Ji han jaon ga, pathan:Ye lo thelì mere liye chawal letay

Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5 5k

Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5, 5,k noton se sajaya hua tha . . Dost: Ye kia…? . . Pathan: Mujhe BALOCH ne kaha

Aik pathan intrview dene gaya us se

Aik pathan intrview dene gaya us se sawal kya gya: billi dum kyun hilati hai? Pathan ne itminan se jawab dya ‘is liey k

Pathan yara abi tmhara ami ka

Pathan : yara abi tmhara ami ka khansi kesa hy? Friend : band hogai hy magar sans ruk ruk k arahi hy. Pathan :

Pathan hum bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha

Pathan: Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha .. Dosra Wo ksy? Pthan: Hamara Maa kehta he Jab Hum Rota tha, to sara Ghr Sar

1 pathan ki maut bijli girne se

1 Pathan Ki Maut Bijli Girne Se Hui Par Uski Lash Muskurate Huwe Mili, Farishte Ne Pocha Aisa Kyun? Pathan Bola : Mujhe Laga

Pathan se interview me pucha gya

Pathan se Interview me pucha gya: ‘Apko kitny saalon ka Experience hy? Pathan: 3 saalon ka Wese 2 saaliyan b hain mgr humko un

Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi sab k

Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi sab k pas gya. Molvi sab: Sana ati hai? Pathan: sharmate hue G Sana to nhi ati magr Bushra

Daant 1 pathan admi se jhagra kar

Daant 1 Pathan 1 admi se jhagra kar raha th. kehne laga main tumhaer 64 k 64 dant tor dun ga.pas khare hue 1

Ek pathan molvi ki shadi panjaban se

Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panjaban se hui. uski bivi paas aana gunah samajhti thi Molvi ne kaha, paas aanay se 1 Kafir maarnay

2 pathan bank lotne gay gun

2 PATHAN bank lotne gay GUN gar bhol gay Phir b bank lot liya KAISE . Bank manager b PATHAN tha Bola GUN kal

Pathan calls up white house says

Pathan calls up White House & says I want 2 be the next President of USA. Obama: R U an idiot? Pathan: Why? Is

Pathan yaar uth zalzala aa raha hai

Pathan: Yaar Uth Zalzala Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. 2nd pathan: Soja’Soja Ghar To Makaan Maalik Ka Giray ga, Hum To

Pathan raat ko cycle ly k qabristan

Pathan raat ko cycle ly k qabristan main ghus gaya. Phir bahar nikla aur paseena ponchhty huwy bola: Yaara, ye konsa road tha? Itna

Pathan k bhai mathe pe machar betha

Pathan k bhai k mathe pe machar betha tha. pathan ne danda mara to machar k sath bhai b mar gaya. Baap: O begherat

Foji prade k doraan ek officer ny

Foji Prade K Doraan Ek Officer Ny Pathan Sipahi Sy Puchha. Ye Hath May Kya Hy.? Gul Khan: Sir Ye Banduk Hy Oficer: Ye

1st pathan oye agar raat ko neend

1ST PATHAN: Oye agar raat ko neend na aaye tu kya kiya jaye..? 2ND PATHAN: 0 yara neend ka intzar karnay se tu behtar

Pathan proposed a girl with romantic poetry

Pathan proposed a girl with romantic poetry. ‘Bakra mar geya larai me! Khan pagal he teri judai me. Pani me machar tair nahi sakta