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PATHAN SMS Messages

Sardar agar naryal k darakht pe charh

Sardar: Agar Naryal k Darakht Pe Charh Jaon, To Kia Engineering College ki Larkiya Dikhen gi? Pathan: Han! Aur Hath Chhor Dega, To Medical

Pathan to dr milk pene se rang

Pathan to Dr: Milk pene se Rang gora hota he kia? Dr: Han milk me calcium hota he islye. Pathan: Chal jhote phir bhens

American can u swim pathan no

American: Can U swim? Pathan: No Amrican: Dog is Better than U bcz it Swims Pathan: Can U Swim? Amrican: Yes Pathan: whats the

1 pathan fauj m bhrti hua2 din

1 pathan fauj m bhrti hua,2 din bad jang shuru hogai pathan ki topi par goli lagi,pathan hathyar phaink k bhag gaya or bola

Teachersardar ki 5 biwian 20 bachay or

Teacher:Sardar ki 5 Biwian 20 Bachay or Pathan ki 1 Biwi 9 Bachay To Batao In Dono Me Kaun Acha? Papu:Score to Sardar ka

Teacher batao is dunya me sub se

Teacher: Batao is dunya me sub se mushkil se kon paida howa? Pathan: Sir india ka Sunny Dewol, Sir: Wo kaise? Pathan: Sir wo

Pathan jumy ko ro kr masjid mein

Pathan jumy ko ro ro kr masjid mein dua kr rha tha: ay Allah Tu janta hai hm pepsi nhi peta, kisi trha is

Ek darya k kinaray 2 sardar chamach

Ek darya k kinaray 2 Sardar chamach se darya main dahi daal rahe thay Pathan ne dekha tau poocha: Khocha ye kia karti? Sardar:

Pathan ne ghar ka darwaza ukhara or

”Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya ! 1 Admi ne poucha: Khan, Kia Darwaza Bechna hy

1 pathan 15sal se allah ro k

1 pathan 15sal se ALLAH se ro ro k aulad k liye dua mangta reha aik din pathan k pas frshta aya aur bola

Pathan 100 volt kay bulb per baap

Pathan 100 volt kay bulb per baap ka name likh rha tha kisi nay pocha yeh kia ker rhay to bola baap ka name

Pathan interview dene gaya office k gate

Pathan Interview Dene Gaya Office k gate per ja k bola: May I come In Sir ? OFICER: Wait Plz Pathan: 80 KG

Pathan mene 5 star hotel me 50

Pathan: Mene 5 Star hotel me 50 rupey me pait bhr k khana khaya Dost herat se Wo kaisy? Pathan:bill to 7000 ka bna

Teacher sabaq parh sadakat ka amanat shujaat

Teacher: sabaq parh sadakat ka amanat ka shujaat ka pathan: Lo kar lo gal apna yaad nai hunda tay hun ena 3naa da v

Ek pathan ko raste se 100 ka

ek pathan ko raste se 100 ka note para mila jis pe likha tha eid mubarak pathan ne uthaya aur jaib main dal ke

Ek pathan apne girl friend ko apnay

Ek pathan apne girl friend ko Apnay ghar lay kar gaya Saree lights off kar den Room lock kar k kehta hay Dakho mairay

Pathan sardar say yara hum shadi kar

Pathan sardar say, yara hum shadi kar raha hai, Sardar: Kon hai wo kush naseeb? pathan: Munni Sardar: Abe wo to bohat badnaam horhi

Zindagi to larki se chalti hy faraz

Zindagi to ?Larki? se chalti hy FARAZ?! ?Larkon? k saharay to pathan jiya karty hain

Pathan pehli mrtba namaz parhne gya

Pathan Pehli mrtba Namaz parhne gya Uska Nam Rahmatullah tha Imam ne slam phera Asalam o Alekum wa Rahmatullah Pathan: Wa Alekum Salam Molvi

Ak pathan ko puri raat machon ne

Ak Pathan ko puri raat ‘Machon ne boht pareshan kiya..us ka dimaag ghoom gaya..Pathan ne zehar pee liya aur bola…’Ab kaato saalo..’Sab ke Sab

pathan goes for job intrview

*’* Pathan goes For job Intrview. Questin. Where is Ab Dabi,? Pathan. Jis qabrustan me hamara AMI dabi , Wahen thora dur pr Abu

Pathan bhai sahab 1 kala bulb denastorekeeper

Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena. Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge? Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna hai.

Jo shakhs eid wale dil roza rakhta

Jo shakhs Eid Wale Dil Roza Rakhta Hai Woh Shaitan hota hai . . . . Or jo Rozay Wale din Eid mana le

Pathan ne zoo me sher ka pinjra

Pathan ne Zoo me Sher ka Pinjra khula chor dya.. Officer: Tmne Sher ka Pinjra Lock nhi kia? Pathan: Kya zarurt hai Sir itne

Pathan date pe gya aftr dinner aahista

Pathan Date pe Gya. aftr dinner Aahista se bolaMuje kuch bolna hai tm Naraz to nahi hogi? Girl: (sharmaty hue)Nhi,Kaho na!Pathan: Baaji bill aadha

Pathan ne larki se jhgra kartey us

PATHAN ne larki se jhgra kartey kartey us ke neechay ungli kar di. Larki boli- Teri ye himmat? PATHAN bola Tumne hi to kaha,

Sardar soch raha hoon k america ghoom

Sardar: soch raha hoon k America ghoom Aaon, kitnay paisay Lagain gain? Pathan: nahi lagain gain, Sardar:wo kesay? Pathan: sochnay k paisay nahi Lagtay.

Pathan ki maa beta tujhe yahan sa

PATHAN KI MAA: Beta! Tujhe yahan sa Lahore jane main 1 Din laga or wapis aane main 7 Din lag gaye, wo bhi Nayi

Pathan k ghr bili thi tang aa

Pathan K Ghr Bili Thi.! Tang Aa Kr Use Kahin Chor Aya Ghr Aya To Bili Pehle Pohnchi Thi Pathan Dubara Kahin Door Chor

Ek train ulatnay ka case adalat me

Ek train ulatnay ka case adalat me tha Train ka driver pathan tha us se pocha k tumne train patri se q utari? Pathan:

1 pathan ne jalti howi building

1 Pathan ne 1 jalti howi building sai 6 logon ko nikala! Phir bhi usay logon nai boht maara:-( Q??? Is liye K Wo

Race dekhte huwe 1 pathan ne dosray

Race dekhte huwe 1 pathan ne dosray admi sy pucha. ‘inam kis ko mile ga ? 2nd’ Sab se aage waley ko’ Phatan ‘toh

Pathan ki girl friend shukar hai k

PATHAN KI GIRL FRIEND: Shukar Hai K Aaj Tum Ne Pehli Bar AaGay Se SEX Kiya, Pathan: Laanat Ho WAPDA Waalon Par,…! Andheray me

1 pathan ko pak air force se

1 Pathan ko Pak air force se nikal dya gya REASON: Wo zid ker raha tha k main ne 14 August pe Silencer nlkaal

Sardar friend se aaj raat mein

Sardar Friend Se: Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga. Friend: Kyon? Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai. Friend: To Kya Hua??

1 pathan ne apni bhabi ko jan

1 pathan ne apni Bhabi ko jan se mar diya! Logon ne pucha k tum ne apni bhabi ko kyun mara? Pathan bola: O

Ye keh kr pathan ne truck larkioon

Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ, Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya…. . . , ., , ,

Pathan hotel main murgha khanay gaya laikin

Pathan hotel main murgha khanay gaya laikin murghay ka english word bhool gaya. Waiter: ‘What would you like to have Sir? Pathan: ‘One Plate

3 pathan bed pe so rahay thay

3 Pathan Bed pe so rahay thay Teeno ko Jaga tang ho rahi thi 1 Pathan Bed se utar k nechay so gya 2nd

Pathan rakshe wale sebhai abdulah shah gazi

Pathan rakshe wale se,, Bhai abdulah shah gazi ke mazar jao ge, Rakshe wala,,Ji han jaon ga, pathan:Ye lo thelì mere liye chawal letay

Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5 5k

Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5, 5,k noton se sajaya hua tha . . Dost: Ye kia…? . . Pathan: Mujhe BALOCH ne kaha

Aik pathan intrview dene gaya us se

Aik pathan intrview dene gaya us se sawal kya gya: billi dum kyun hilati hai? Pathan ne itminan se jawab dya ‘is liey k

Pathan yara abi tmhara ami ka

Pathan : yara abi tmhara ami ka khansi kesa hy? Friend : band hogai hy magar sans ruk ruk k arahi hy. Pathan :

Pathan hum bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha

Pathan: Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha .. Dosra Wo ksy? Pthan: Hamara Maa kehta he Jab Hum Rota tha, to sara Ghr Sar

1 pathan ki maut bijli girne se

1 Pathan Ki Maut Bijli Girne Se Hui Par Uski Lash Muskurate Huwe Mili, Farishte Ne Pocha Aisa Kyun? Pathan Bola : Mujhe Laga

Pathan se interview me pucha gya

Pathan se Interview me pucha gya: ‘Apko kitny saalon ka Experience hy? Pathan: 3 saalon ka Wese 2 saaliyan b hain mgr humko un

Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi sab k

Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi sab k pas gya. Molvi sab: Sana ati hai? Pathan: sharmate hue G Sana to nhi ati magr Bushra

Daant 1 pathan admi se jhagra kar

Daant 1 Pathan 1 admi se jhagra kar raha th. kehne laga main tumhaer 64 k 64 dant tor dun ga.pas khare hue 1

Ek pathan molvi ki shadi panjaban se

Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panjaban se hui. uski bivi paas aana gunah samajhti thi Molvi ne kaha, paas aanay se 1 Kafir maarnay

2 pathan bank lotne gay gun

2 PATHAN bank lotne gay GUN gar bhol gay Phir b bank lot liya KAISE . Bank manager b PATHAN tha Bola GUN kal

America se 1 pathan ne apni maa

America se 1 pathan Ne Apni Maa ki dead body Pakistan bheji. Jis k saath letter tha k ama ki dead body Aap ko

Pathan calls up white house says

Pathan calls up White House & says I want 2 be the next President of USA. Obama: R U an idiot? Pathan: Why? Is

Pathan yaar uth zalzala aa raha hai

Pathan: Yaar Uth Zalzala Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. 2nd pathan: Soja’Soja Ghar To Makaan Maalik Ka Giray ga, Hum To

Pathan raat ko cycle ly k qabristan

Pathan raat ko cycle ly k qabristan main ghus gaya. Phir bahar nikla aur paseena ponchhty huwy bola: Yaara, ye konsa road tha? Itna

Pathan k bhai mathe pe machar betha

Pathan k bhai k mathe pe machar betha tha. pathan ne danda mara to machar k sath bhai b mar gaya. Baap: O begherat

Foji prade k doraan ek officer ny

Foji Prade K Doraan Ek Officer Ny Pathan Sipahi Sy Puchha. Ye Hath May Kya Hy.? Gul Khan: Sir Ye Banduk Hy Oficer: Ye

1st pathan oye agar raat ko neend

1ST PATHAN: Oye agar raat ko neend na aaye tu kya kiya jaye..? 2ND PATHAN: 0 yara neend ka intzar karnay se tu behtar

Pathan proposed a girl with romantic poetry

Pathan proposed a girl with romantic poetry. ‘Bakra mar geya larai me! Khan pagal he teri judai me. Pani me machar tair nahi sakta

Pathan to sardar 5 janvaron k naam

Pathan to Sardar: 5 janvaron k naam batao jo pani me rehty hain. Sardar: Fish Pathan Theek hai. or batao Sardar: Fish ki Ammi,

Pathan sir k bal jaldi safaid hote

Pathan: sir k bal jaldi safaid hote hai neche k Q nai 2nd pthn:Q k neche k bal sir k bal se 15saal chote

Pathan ne chottey qadd ki larki se

PATHAN Ne Chottey Qadd Ki Larki Se Shaadi Ki Kisi Ne Pocha Tum Ne Aisa Kyu Kiya PATHAN Bola Mere Walid Ne Kaha Tha

Pathan 2 sardar yaara aaj humne bohat

Pathan 2 Sardar: ‘Yaara..!! Aaj Humne Bohat Bara Larai Dekha-‘ Sardar: Woh Kese?? Pathan: Aasman Or Zameen K Darmiyan… – – – 2 Machhar

Pathan passport banwaney gaya clerk nic

Pathan Passport Banwaney gaya, Clerk: NIC do, Pathan ne Bv ka NIC diya. Clerk: Bv ka Nahi apna do. Pathan: Kal to Humko bola

Pathan in computer exam examiner what

Pathan In Computer Exam Examiner ‘What is Microsoft Excel?’ Pathan: ‘It is a new brand of Surf Excel, to clean the computer :p:-) Geo

1 pathn 2nd pathan se puchta he

1 pathn 2nd pathan se puchta he k: Yara kya tm ne generator me petrol ki jaga COCACOLA DALA HE? 2nd pathn: nh yara

1 aadmi pathan ko maar raha tha

1 Aadmi PATHAN Ko Maar Raha Tha, Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho? Wo BoLa SALA 1 GHANTAY SE POOCH RAHA HY

2 pathan car main bomb fit kar

2 Pathan car main bomb fit kar rahy they.pehla pathan bola.’Yar agar fit karty hoay aik phat gaya to phir ‘???? 2nd Pathan ‘Dont

Sindhi koi aisi cheez bata jo 1

Sindhi: Koi aisi cheez bata jo 1 jesi b ho aur un mai farq b ho Pathan: Koiley ki kan or Altaf Bhai ki

Pathan yar kal abba ne bohat mara

Pathan: Yar Kal Abba Ne Bohat Mara. 2nd Pathan: Kyon? 1st Pathan: Kuch Nahi, Main ne Bas Itna Poocha Tha, “Kaminey” Film Dekhne Chalen

1 masjid me ilaan hua k bacha

1 masjid me ilaan hua k 1 bacha mila hai. Jin ka hai aa k le jain….. 1 pathan aya aur kaha k bhai

Ek pathan dost seyara pehle 30saal tk

Ek pathan dost se=Yara pehle 30saal tk hamara koi olad Ni hua:: Dost=To phr tm ne kia kya? Pathan=Phr yara ham ne Shadi kia

Pathan jab bhe kaprey dhota zor ki

Pathan jab bhe kaprey dhota zor ki barish shuro ho jati. Ak din bhoot tez dhup nikley huwi the to patan ney shukar keya

Sexy lady in sexy voice batao mere

Sexy lady in sexy voice: “Batao mere underwear main kiya hy?” pathan: confidence se: Lastic he hoga, naarry wala underwear kon pehenta hy baji

Pathan balooch sy ek din k liye

PATHAN BALOOCH SY EK DIN K LIYE APNE SHALWAR TO DENA BALOOH:KYON APNY DADA KO PEHNAE GA KIYA? PATHAN:NAHI HUM NY SHADI MAIN TENT

1 pthan ki murgi bemar hui

1 pthan ki murgi bemar hui, Sardar:tum Eska sadka utar lo To phir . . . . . . Phir kya hona tha,PATHAN ne

Taxi wala sahab 30 rupay hue

Taxi waLa: Sahab.! 30 Rupay hue. . Pathan: Ye Lo 15 Rupay. Taxi waLa: Ye To BeEmani Hy. . . . . Pathan: Aby

1 larki ka mangatar mar gya wo

1 larki ka mangatar mar gya wo rote hue boli: Haye… abi to kuch dekha b nai tha…!! kareb khara hua pathan bola: Abhi

Pathan raat ko kamre mai gaya tu

Pathan raat ko Kamre mai gaya tu Dulhan ny Doodh ka Glass diya aur bht Romantic awaz se pocha G or kuch? Pathan: Baji

Pathan driver road accident kerne par pakra

Pathan Driver, Road accident kerne par pakra gaya… Judge: Accident kaisay hoa!! Pathan: Khuda ki kasam ham ko nahe pata… , , , Ham

Wedding night pathan room mian jaty hi

Wedding Night Pathan Room Mian Jaty Hi Apni Wife sey BooLa, GulL Baano ! Bhaag Mat Jana Hum pEpSi Sath Sath Le ker aaya

Pathan ki bivi suhag ratt ko boli

Pathan ki bivi: suhag ratt ko boli, khan ajj ratt ap jo mango gay main doon gi, Pathan: khushi say, acha tum meri maa

Pathan meri shadi nhi hoti dostaap mazar

Pathan: meri shadi nhi hoti Dost:aap mazar pr dua kro NEXT YEAR Dost: kia hua Pathan: nhi hoi Dost: kon se mazar par dua

Sardar n pathan ja rahey they un

Sardar n Pathan ja rahey they un ko 1000 ka not mila.. Sardar: Chalo fifty fifty le letey hen.. Pathan: Baqaya 900 rupy da

1 kabutar pathan ko tang kar raha

1 Kabutar Pathan Ko Tang Kar Raha Tha, Pathan Ne Usy Pakar Liya Or Usy MAarne Ka Faisla Kar Liya, Wo Usy Chhath Pe

Tum so k utho tumhare upar rehmat

Tum SO K Utho Tumhare upar REHMAT ho Tum DUPAHAR ko Utho Tumhare upar REHMAT ho Tum SHAM ko Utho Tumhare upar REHMAT ho

Dosti ke new example pathan khudkushi kar

(Dosti ke new Example) Pathan Khudkushi kar raha tha…. kesi nay Puch k kun kar rahy ho…?? Patha:Hamra BV Hamary Dost k 7 Bhag

dukandaar pathan se lala tum her

*. .Dukandaar Pathan Se: Lala Tum her Roz Mobile Ka niya Battery Kyun Leete Ho? Pathan :yara Her Roz screen par likha Aata Hay

Baap sardar yaar musibat k waqt

Baap Sardar : yaar musibat k waqt gadhe ko bhi baap bnana parhta he Pathan : Yaar bari baat he k teri amma man

Duniya ka sub se khatarnaak saanp shalwari

duniya ka sub se khatarnaak ‘saanp’ shalwari saanp hai, jis ka size 4 inch hota hai lekin jab gusy me aata hai tu 8

Zardari tumhain tairnaswiming ata hy pathan nhi

Zardari: Tumhain tairna(swiming) ata hy? Pathan: Nhi Zardari: Tum se acha to kutta(dog) hy! Pathan: Tumhain tairna ata hy? Zardari: Yes Pathan: Tum main

Aik pathan 40 din ka chilla kaat

Aik PATHAN 40 Din Ka Chilla Kaat Raha Tha, 39 Ven Raat Shaitan Aa kar Us kay Samney Nanga So Gaya, PATHAN Jaldi Sey

Ek pathan masjid se bohat khushi jumme

Ek pathan Masjid Se Bohat Khushi Khushi jumme ki namaz parh k nikla, Dost Ne Khushi Ki Waja Poochi to, Pathan bola: Molvi Sahab

Bloud group doctor says to pathan appka

Bloud Group… Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se hamara

Ek pathan ne paad mara phir doosra

Ek Pathan Ne Ek Paad Mara, Phir Doosra, Phir 3,4,5,6. Kisi Ne Kaha Khan Sahab Yeh Kya? Pathan: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karwaya Howa

Pathan apne 1 saal k bache ko

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya Dr: Khan sab Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai? Pathan: Nai Kal

Pathan sharaab peetey huay bv se

PATHAN SHARAAB PEETEY HUAY BV SE; TUM KON HO? BV; PAGAL HO GAY HO KIYA? APNI BV KO BHOOL GAYE? PATHAN; NASHA HER GHAM

1 pathan ko uska susar

——————————————————————————– 1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha: Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho? Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,

Sardar aao race lagatay hain jo haara

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega. Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom. Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay

Teacher 1877 ko kya hua tha

Teacher: 1877 Ko kya hua tha? PATHAN: I don’t know Tchr: Stupid,Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue Thay 1881 ko Kya Hua tha? Pathan: Quaid.e.azam 4 Sal

Train station pe ruki 1 aadmi

Train station pe ruki 1 Aadmi ne sath baithy Pathan se pocha Konsa station hai? Pathan ne bahir daikha Or bola Lagta hy Railway

Pathanmujhe rat ko sapny mei kuttay football

PATHAN:Mujhe Rat Ko Sapny Mei Kuttay Football Kheltey Dikhai Dety Hain Dr:Ye Dawai Aj se Kha Lena PATHAN: Kal se Kha Loon? Dr: Q?

Pathan ko 1 lawaris bandar mila wo

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris Bandar mila Wo Usay Police Station le gya Inspector: Isay Zoo le jao Agly roz inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar

Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus

Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus me sath ja rhe thy us ne kiraya dete hue apni bv ko awaz di ?gulbakht? Tum

Police afsar pathan se tumhari maadri zuban

Police Afsar PATHAN se: Tumhari maadri zuban kaun si hai..? PATHAN: Koi nahi. Police Afsar: Kyun..? PATHAN: Hamara Ammi goonga tha.

Pathan proposed a girl wth romantic poetry

Pathan proposed a girl wth romantic poetry: kutta mar gya razai me, Me pagal hon teri judai me, Pani m machar taer nai sakta,

Pathan yaara hum bohat pareshan hai sardar

Pathan: Yaara Hum bohat Pareshan hai. Sardar: Kyun Khan Saab? Pathan: Yaara 2 ghanta ho gaya hai koi humain, ‘Battery Low’ k Naam se

Pathan apne bap se mjhe shadi

Pathan apne Bap se : mjhe shadi krni hy Abbu: beta kis k sath? Pathan: Dadi k sath Abbu : Begherat wo meri Maa

Ek larki ka rape ho gia uski

Ek larki ka rape ho gia Uski maa us se boli: Beti ab tera kya ho ga Haramzado ne tere Izzat lot li. Larki:

Ye gazel tumhe dedicate karta hn

Ye Gazel tumhe DEDICATE karta hn Gazal ka unwaan hy ‘Tum Gand marwane aajana’ Jab halki halki Barish ho Or Gand me teri kharish

Policeman pathan se jail me kese aye

Policeman pathan se: JAIL me kese Aye ho? Pthan: Oh yara bas kia batao, GEO ki LARKI Interview leny ayi thi Us k seenay

Miss pathan apni miss se kal apne

Miss Pathan apni miss se: Miss kal apne muje call q ki the? Miss: mene to ap ko koi call nhi ki.. Pathan: To

1 pathan aaina dekh k sochny laga

1 Pathan Aaina Dekh k sochny laga, Yara isko kahen dekha hay’ thori dair sochne k baad: O Lala! ye tu woi hay jo

Sardar yaar larkiyon ko shaadi k baad

Sardar: Yaar Larkiyon ko Shaadi k baad ‘BEGUM’ kyun kehte hein? Pathan: Simple, Shaadi k baad Larkiyon k saray Gham Shohar k Galay parr

Pathan bar apni windows ka pasword bhool

Pathan bar bar apni windows ka Pasword bhool jata tha. Aik dafa usne socha mei…n apni windows ka pasword kya rakhon jo kabhi na

Sardr pathan se ajp ki kitni biwian

Sardr Pathan se: Ajp ki kitni biwian hain? Pathan: 6 Sardar: acha acha Sunday off rakhtay hogay? Pathan: Sunday ko ‘SALA’ ata hai.

Teacher 2 pthan jiss ko sunai

Teacher 2 pthan jiss ; ko sunai na de use english main kya kahenge? pathan: jo marzi keh do g . us ko konsa

Zubaida aapa while writing a totka

Zubaida aapa while writing a totka…… Woh Kon Sa Khan Hai Jo Pathan Nahi Hai… . . . . . . . . .

Pahan ek larki se aap mere dil

pahan ek larki se aap mere dil main aajao GIRL ghuse se : CHAPAL utaron kiya PATHAN : Pagli aise hi aa jao masjid

Pathan ki taang me gehra cut lag

Pathan ki taang me gehra cut lag gaya Nurse :Is me 10 tankey lagenge . Pathan : kitna kharcha hoga . Nurse :3000 .

Teacherpappu pathan ki beti ko bhagaa kr

Teacher:’pappu pathan ki beti ko bhagaa kr ley gya’ iska future tense btao? Stdnt: Pappu ki namaz-e- janaza shaam 6 bajey banaaras py adaa

Ek pathan namaz parh raha tha doosra

ek pathan namaz parh raha tha doosra ye sahab bare namazi parhezgar aur mutaki hen PATHAN namaz tor ke bola hum ne hajj bhi

teachar 3 or kitney huwey

*. .Teachar: 3 or 3 kitney huwey? Pathan: 6 huwe Teachar: shabash ye lo 6 toffiyan Pathan: hum ko pehley pata hota to 33

Mareez doctor sahib ye dawa to

Mareez : Doctor Sahib Ye Dawa To Kahin Se Nahi Mil Rahi Pathan Doctor: 0oo Ho.. Dawai Likhna To Hum Bhol Hi Gaya Ye

Pathan ne rishtay k lie tasweer khinchwai

Pathan ne rishtay k lie tasweer khinchwai to Backgrond me gadha b a gaya , Pathan ne tasweer k saath ye likh kr Bheja:

Pathanairhostess k mammy par laga badge

Pathan:airhostess k Mammy par laga badge parh raha tha jis par uska naam likha tha ‘TINA’. Pathan: bara khubsurat naam hy,dusray ka naam nahi

Pathan wash room me lido le ja rha

Pathan wash-room me Lido le ja rha tha, kisi ne pucha? Khan sahb ye kahan ander le ja rhe ho? Pathan: Ander likha he,

Shaikh me aj bus k peche bhagta

Shaikh: Me aj Bus k peche Bhagta hua Ghar tak aagya or kiraye k 10 Rupe Bacha liye. Pathan: Tum bohat bewaqoof ho Rakshy

Posted by adam november 27 1149am

Posted by: Adam, November 27, 11:49am Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya: . 1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar

Ak pathan ki bus nehar main gir

ak pathan ki bus nehar main gir gai. Police:bus nehar main kesy giri? Pathan:pta nai Police:Q Pathan:aj condector ni aya tha to main pechy

Ek aadmi ki ammi ke nic per

Ek Aadmi ki Ammi ke NIC per Bevah Likh Diya Gaya: Woh Admi Gusse Main Apne Baap K Saath Nadra ke Office Gaya. Aur

Dur se dekha to pathan nangga khara

Dur Se Dekha To Pathan Nangga Khara Tha……. . . . or . . or . . Or Kya? Pass Jane Ka Sawal Hi

1 pathan nya thableg sy wapas aay

1 pathan nya nya thableg sy wapas aay to apne beve ko marnay laga .kese ny pocha keo mar rahay ho ? Pathan bhola

1 pathan buji hoi cigret pi raha

1 Pathan Buji hoi cigret Pi Raha tha Kisi Ne Pucha yeh kaisi cigret Pi Rahe Ho is Me To Dohan Hi Nahi Hai?