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Apni tanhai ka aalm tujh ko batau

Apni tanhai ka aalm tujh ko batau kase apni barson ki trp chpaon kase raha na ja tujh tere bin ab main apne dill

Koi dost ho tou tum jesa

Koi Dost Ho Tou Tum Jesa Koi Chahne Wala Ho Tou Tum Jesa Koi Dil Se Pyara Ho Tou Tum Jesa Pata Nahi Q

purani kahawat hai k sone time

*. .Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time Tension Ko Sath Le Kar Nahi Sona Chahiye Lekin Phir B Log Pata Nahi Q Apni

Dhondtey thay aap se milney k bahaney

Dhondtey thay aap se milney k bahaney kitney, samney reh kr bhi rahay beganay kitney, hum ney to piyar ka ik pegham hi diya

Meri har yaad me tumho soch

Meri har yaad me ‘TUM’ho, Meri har soch me ‘TUM’ho, Meri har dua me ‘TUM’ho, meri har aas me ‘TUM’ho, Aur 1’TUM’ho, BILLI ki’DUM’ho

Dil bhr jata hai logon ka hum

Dil bhr jata Hai Logon ka HUM se sirf chand hi lamhon mein ” Pata nahi ye dunya Bewafa hai ya mujh mein koi

Dhoondte thay un se milne k bahane

Dhoondte thay Un se milne K bahane kitne Samne reh Ker b rahe begane kitne Hum ne tu pyar ka 1 pegham he bheja

Phirta hay deewana teray pyar main

phirta hay deewana teray pyar main intizaar main hai teray ik deedar k na janay tera aana kab hou us gali main jis gali

1 kanwari larki ko bacha ho gaya

1 Kanwari Larki Ko Bacha Ho Gaya. Us K Baap Ne Poocha Ke Yeh Kiss Ka Bacha Hai? Larki: Papa Missed Call to Sab

Santa to pappu wheres sukhna lake

Santa to Pappu: Where’s Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo. Pappu: Who’s Banta? Santa: Pata nai. Pappu: Kabhi

Koi dost ho to tum jaisa

Koi Dost Ho To Tum Jaisa Koi Chahne Wala Ho To Tum Jaisa Koi Dil Se Pyara Ho To Tum Jaisa Pata Nahi Kyun

Alvida dubble sawari tere khulney se

ALVIDA ALVIDA DUBBLE SAWARI Tere khulney se Dil khush huwa tha hr larka dubble ghom raha tha, Aysh ho gai thi humari ALVIDA ALVIDA

Azan hoti thi to hazrat ali ra

Azan hoti thi to Hazrat Ali R.A kanpnay lagte thay or unka rang lal hojata tha, kisi ne pocha: ye kya majra hai jab

Teacherteri shikayat aai hai k tu gaalian

Teacher:teri shikayat aai hai k tu gaalian bohat deta hai? Student:sir maine to kabi kisi benchod ko gali nahi di, pata nahi kis madar

Khareedar main ne suna hai k is

Khareedar: Main ne suna hai k is Ghar main Jin bhoot aur roohen aati hain? Maalik Makaan: Pata nahi bhai, Muje khud maray huey

Pata nahi kya layegi rang yadi chahte

Pata nahi kya layegi rang. yadi chahte ho rehna azad, to utho, sambhalo apne desh ko mar kar in dhokhebaaz netaon ko dhakka jeet

Pata nahi q khawb bikhar jate

PATA NAHI Q? Khawb bikhar jate hain dhere dhere, saray log bichar jate hain dhere dhere, zabt karo to behtar hay warna, ansoo zor

Teacher batao agar paani na hota

Teacher : Batao agar paani na hota to kia hota..?? . . . . . Student : Or kuch to pata nahi lekin DOODH

Meri saadgi mera juram hai yahan

”MERI SAADGI MERA JURAM HAI’ Yahan chahton ka sila Nahi, Yaha Dosti ka Maza Nahi. Yaha Janay Kaisy Hawa Chali, ‘RAHI’ Doston Main Wafa

Phir daman e umeed ko woh phoolon se bhar

Phir daman-e-umeed ko woh phoolon se bhar gaya Jado bhari nigah se jado sa kar geya Bus dekhte he dekhte dunia hi badal gaya

Boy meny suna hai is ghar

Boy: Meny Suna Hai is Ghar Main Jinn Bhoot Rehte Hain. Sardar: Pata Nahi! Mjhe to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogae Hain. Moral:

Zindagi bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi pata

ZINDAGI Bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi,.. Pata nahi kis aur jaa rahi hai,.. Guzre waqt ko dabaye hue,… Jaane kis mod par aa rahi

Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona

Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye. . , , , , , . . mera matlab rasi se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch

Bharwa jaldi petrol lo halat ka

BHARWA . BHARWA BHARWA BHARWA jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi . . . . Tum Kya Samjhy Thay ..

Un k chehray se pata nahi chalta

Un k chehray se pata nahi chalta dil ka. . . . Tehreer itni mushkil hai k hum faqt tafseer he parhtay hain

Azaan hoti thi to hazrat ali kanpny

Azaan hoti thi to Hazrat Ali Kanpny lagte the or Rang surkh ho jata tha , Kisi ne pocha : ye kia majra he

Mere dil te asar tera hi rehnda

Mere dil te asar tera hi rehnda hai, Merian galan vich zikar tera hi rehnda hai, Pata nahi kee rishta hai tera te mera,

Zindgi da kuch pata nahi kado muk

Zindgi da kuch pata nahi kado muk jana, Saha di as door ne kado tut jana, Vekh lavi bhave tu lakh var rus k,

Kavi hraday doctor apane marij se

Kavi hraday doctor (Apane marij se) : Kyon bhai raat ko nindra devi aai? Marij (doctor se) : Pata nahi doctor sahab, mai to

Bharwa jaldi petrol lo halat

BHARWA . BHARWA BHARWA BHARWA jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi . . . . Tum Kya Samjhy Thay ..

Azaan hoti thi to hazrat ali kanpney

Azaan Hoti Thi To Hazrat Ali Kanpney Lagte The Or Rang Surkh Ho Jata Tha,Kisi Ne Puchha:Ye Kya Maajra Hai Jab Azaan Hoti Hai

Kaghaz pey raat bhar likhte rahe kuch

Kaghaz pey raat bhar likhte rahe kuch soch ker, Jane kab aankh hoi num pata nahi chal.

Meri jaan aap jha rho khaos

meri jaan aap jha rho khaos rho me tu 2 pl mheman ho kb chla jo kch pata nahi

Saari umer apna banate rahe phir bhi

=Saari Umer Apna Banate Rahe Phir Bhi Hamare Nahi Huey woh.. =$ahil= =Pata Nahi Kon Si Wo Mohobbat Thi Jo Hum Day Na Sakay

Beutifull line apni zaat se juri kisi

..Beutifull Line.. ‘Apni Zaat Se Juri Kisi Bhi Cheez Par Gharoor Mat Karna. Q K ‘Mitti Se Bane Khilone Ka Kuch Pata Nahi Kb

Khawab tha bhikar gaya khayal mila nahi

Khawab Tha Bhikar Gaya, Khayal Tha Mila Nahi, Magar Ye Dil Ko Kya Hua, Ye Kyu Bujha Pata Nahi, Tamam Din Udaas Din, Tamaam

Ek sahab dosray se bhai ye

Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen? Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho

Pata nahi log london jesi jaga per

Pata nahi log london jesi jaga per kesay reh letay hy . . . Jahan na jaan mehfooz na maal! Thank God I live

Ek teacher ne bacho se poocha ke

ek teacher ne bacho se poocha ke nadi nale kahan se niklte hain ek bache ne kaha teacher nadion ka to pata nahi magar

Har ibadat ka pata nahi k wo

Har ibadat Ka Pata Nahi K Wo Qabool Hui B hy K Nahi. Par DUROOD SHAREEF Aisi ibadt hy K Zuban Se Alfaz Nikalte

Ye soach kar sab ko yaad k

‘Ye soach kar sab ko yaad kar k sotay hen hum’ ‘ wasi ‘ ‘Pata nahi zindgi main kon si ‘Raat’akhri ho …! Gud

poocha jo us sey main

*. . .Poocha jo us sey main ney kya cheez hai Mohabbat., Pur’num kar ke aankhien boli pata nahi. . .*

gumsum si ye raat kab guzri

** GumSum Si Ye Raat Kab guzri pata Nahi ** ^^ A jaan ^^ ** Bas KhOya Tha Tere KhayalOon Men ke Subha Se

Unka aashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai

Unka aashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai, Unki yaado ko seene se kaga rakha hai, Pata nahi yaad aate hai vo itna kyu, Vaise

Larki dosri se yaar yeh handsome larkay

Larki dosri Larki se: Yaar yeh Handsome larkay kaisay hotay hain? . . . . 2nd Larki: Pata nahi behan Main tu khud kabhi

Yae soach kar sub kom yaad kae

YAE SOACH KAR SUB KOM YAAD KAE SOTAE HAIN HUM AEY DOST PATA NAHI KON SI RAAT ZINDGI KI AKHRI RAAT HO

Meri wafao ka sila sogaat hai baaki

meri wafao ka sila meri sogaat hai baaki mere har dard ka badla meri muskaan hai baaki jo mujhse sunayi na gayi wo baat

Suhagraat pe shohar wife se dikhnay mei

Suhagraat pe shohar wife se: Dikhnay mei tou teray Boobs baray soft aur pink lag rahay han! Wife : (sharmaatay huwe) Pata nahi g..

Aik admi apni biwi ki qabr per

Aik Admi Apni Biwi ki Qabr per behta Ro raha tha aur Qabr ko Pankhey se Hawa de raha tha.. Kisi ne kaha: Itni

I am sorry yaar aaj tak maine

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya, Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha

Larkiyon ki 5 baten kabhi samajh nai

Larkiyon ki 5 baten kabhi samajh nai aati, 1) Tum na bohut woh ho. (pata nahi woh se kya murad.banda soch me par jata

Teacher tumhary abbu kaya karty hain

Teacher. Tumhary abbu kaya karty hain? . . . . . . . . . Student. Miss pata nahi hum jaldi so jatay hain.

Gham e zindgi teri raah me shab e aarzu chah

Gham-e-zindgi teri raah me, Shab-e-aarzu teri chah me. Jo ujar geya wo basa nahi Jo bichar geya wo mila nahi. Jo dil-o-nzar ka saroor

Wo khuwab tha bikhar gya khayal mila

Wo khuwab tha bikhar gya khayal tha mila nahi, Magar is dil ko kya hua, kyu bujh gya pata nahi, Har ek din udass

Aik aadmi doosray se bhai ye khushi

Aik Aadmi Doosray Se: Bhai Ye Khushi Aur Sakoon Kya Hota Hai ? Doosra Aadmi: Pata Nahi Bhai Meri To Pedaaish Hi Pakistan Ki

jin larkon aur larkiyon ki shadi

*’* Jin Larkon Aur Larkiyon Ki Shadi Nahi Ho Rahi, Unko Chahiye K Hr Namaz K Bad Ye Amal Karen, Inshallah Faida Hoga, Hr

Ek bacha dusre se bhai ye khushyan

Ek Bacha dusre se: bhai ye khushyan kya hoty hain? Dusra Bacha : pata nahi bhai mai to paida hi Zardari k dor mei

Ye soch kar sab ko yaad k

‘Ye soch kar sab ko yaad kar k sotay hen hum’ ‘ Aey Wasi ‘ ‘Pata nahi zindgi main kon si ‘Raat’akhri ho… Good

Aaj dil hasty ro diya mujhe

Aaj dil hasty hasty ro diya, Mujhe mehsus hoa jese kuch kho diya, Aankhon me itny aansoo or dil me aj esa dard howa,

Woh to aisa tha k ek anso

~’~Woh to aisa tha k ek anso girne ki bhi waja pucha karta tha SAGAR, Na jane kyun ab usy barsaat ka bhi pata

kirayadar men n suna hai

*’* Kirayadar . Men n Suna Hai K Is Ghar Men Jin BHOOT or Aatmaaen Aati Hai? Maalik Makan Pata Nahi Bhai MUJHE KHUD

Phir daaman e umeed wo phoolon se bhar gaya

Phir Daaman-E-Umeed Wo Phoolon Se Bhar Gaya, Jaadu Bhari Nigah Se Jaadu Sa Kar Gaya Bus Dekhty He Dekhty Duniya Badal Gayi, Kuch Sochty

Bharwa jaldi petrol lo halat

BHARWA . BHARWA BHARWA BHARWA jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi . . . . Tum Kya Samjhy Thay ..

Sardar suhagrat ko wife sy dikhne myn

Sardar suhagrat ko wife sy: Dikhne myn to tere boobz bare soft aur pink lag rahay hyn.. Wife (sharmate huay): Pata nahi gee Jitne

Happy birthday to u dear ap ko

HAPPY BIRTHDAY To U Dear Ap ko kya Laga Ap Nahi Batao Ge To pata Nahi Lage Ga k Aaj International Monkey Day Hai

ek admi dosrey se bhai yeh

*. .Ek admi dosrey se: ‘Bhai yeh larki kya hoti hai?’ Doosra: ‘Pata nahi Bhai, main tu khud ‘TOUNSA SHARIF’ main rehta hon. .

Bahna pata nahi kudrati aap se itna

Bahna Pata nahi Kudrati aap se itna lago kaise ho gaya Bahna aap sab se alag ho is bahi ki aap ko hamesha douwa

Ek tanha raat me aap ki yaad

Ek tanha raat me aap ki yaad aayi, Tanhai mitane ko humne aag sulgai, Pata nahi kaise qayamat ho gayi, Ke dhuone bhi aap

Bharwa jaldi petrol lo halat

BHARWA . BHARWA BHARWA BHARWA jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi . . . . Tum Kya Samjhy Thay ..

Zindagi bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi pata

ZINDAGI Bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi,.. Pata nahi kis aur jaa rahi hai,.. Guzre waqt ko dabaye hue,… Jaane kis mod par aa rahi

Akhirat ka paper out hai section

AKHIRAT ka PAPER out hai, Section A ‘QABAR’ men 3 question hain. Q1. Tumhara RAB kon? Q2. Tumhara DEEN kia hai? Q3.Tumhara NABI kon?

Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai

Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai, Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai, Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun, Vaise dost

Azaan hoti thi to hazrat ali kanpney

Azaan Hoti Thi To Hazrat Ali Kanpney Lagty Thy Or Rang Surkh Ho Jata Tha, Kisi Ne Puchha: Ye Kya Maajra Hai Jab Azaan

Pata nahi q khawb bikhar jate

PATA NAHI Q ? Khawb bikhar jate hain dhere dhere Saray log bichar jate hain dhere dhere Zabt karo to behtar hay warna Ansoo

Zindagi bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi pata

ZINDAGI Bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi,.. Pata nahi kis aur jaa rahi hai,.. Guzre waqt ko dabaye hue,… Jaane kis mod par aa rahi

Yahan chahton ka sila nahi yahan dosti

Yahan chahton ka sila nahi, yahan dosti ka maza nahi, yahan janay kesi hawa chali, Rahi dostoon main wafa nahi, yahan jal gaya mera

Meray humsafar abhi soach lay tu meri

Meray humsafar abhi soach lay Tu meri jabeen pay likha nahi, meray hum safar abhi soach lay Abhi rasta bhi hai dhool main, abhi

Dil unko apna har raaz batana chaha

Dil unko apna har raaz batana chaha, Kisi hasena ko humraz banana chaha. mere dil ne jisse ye nazar milana chaha, Usi bewafa ne

Apni mohabat ki dastan bhi ajeeb hai

Apni mohabat ki dastan bhi ajeeb hai, Ham tanha the aur tanha rah gaye, Unko mili roshni se bhari hui zindagi To hame tanhaiyo

Aur pata nahi chalta hum bhi

aur pata nahi chalta hum bhi hansty rahty hain tum bhi hansty rahty hoo ghum diloon main palty hain aur pata nahi chalta kitny

Zindagi bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi pata

ZINDAGI Bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi,.. Pata nahi kis aur jaa rahi hai,.. Guzre waqt ko dabaye hue,… Jaane kis mod par aa rahi

Mohbbat ka jazaba banale mujhe dil deke

Mohbbat ka jazaba banale mujhe Dil deke dil main basale mujhe Meri aashiqi mangti hai bas tujhe Tu diwana banke kahi chupa le mujhe

Meri pyaar bhari aik aur ghazal un

Meri Pyaar Bhari Aik Aur Ghazal Un Ke Naam Ho Gayi Main Kia Dil Ki Kalam Bhi Un Ki Ghulam Ho Gayi Waqt Kitna

Ek sawal hai jisne mujhe bohat sochne

Ek Sawal Hai Jisne Mujhe Bohat Sochne pe Majboor Kya Hua Hai. Pata Nahi Tumhein Bhi Aata Hoga Ya Nahi? Lekin Phir Bhi Itni

Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai

Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai, Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai, Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun, Vaise dost

Boy maine suna hai k is ghar

Boy: Maine Suna Hai K Is Ghar Main JIN BHOOT Rehtay Hain. Pathan: Pata Nahi, Mujhe To Khud Maray Huye 8 Saal Ho Gaye

I am sorry yaar aaj tak maine

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya, Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha

Yahan chahton ka sila nahi yahan dosti

Yahan chahton ka sila nahi, yahan dosti ka maza nahi, yahan janay kesi hawa chali, Rahi dostoon main wafa nahi, yahan jal gaya mera

Wo chehra sath raha jo mila nahi

WO chehra sath sath raha jo mila nahi Kis ko talash karte rahe kuch pata nahi SHidat ki dhoop tez hawaoon k bawajood Mai

Hum eik bar jeetay haineik martay hain

hum eik bar jeetay hain,eik bar martay hain or eik bar pyar karaty hain jab sab kam eik bar kartay hain tu pata nahi

Pata nahi kis khaee main fenkenge legakar

Pata nahi kis khaee main fenkenge legakar isko. bahut kurbaniyo se jiti, hamne ye azadi ki jang aaj ki ye rajniti,

Her ibadat ka pata nahi k wo

HER Ibadat Ka Pata Nahi K Wo Qabool Huwi B Hy K Nahi. Per “DUROOD PAK” Aisi Ibadt Hy K Zaban Se Alfaz Nikalty

Kyon rakhaan hun main apni kalam vich

Kyon rakhaan hun main apni kalam vich syaahi Kyon rakhaan hun main apni kalam vich syaahi Jad koi armaan dil vich machalda hi nahi

Iski hawa saari kushi uraha ley gayi

Iski hawa saari kushi uraha ley gayi Ajj barish mujhe udaas kar gayi Q! pata nahi meara dil dukha gayi Laga easey jeasey roya

Zindagi behal haisur hai na taal haimessage

Zindagi Behal Hai, Sur Hai Na Taal Hai, Message Box Bhi Kangal Hai, Pata Nahi Aapka Kya Haal Chal Hai Kya Aapki Sms Factory

Hi jaan nikal rahi hai garmi

Hi….. jaan . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Quaid e azam b chale gaye liaquat ali

Quaid-e-Azam B Chale Gaye Liaquat Ali Khan B Shaheed Ho Gaye Allama Iqbal B Nahi Rahe Meri Tabiyat B Theek Nahi Rehti Pata Nahi

Mer ney per humain jannat milay na

mer ney per humain jannat milay na milay yeh hawa yeh fiza milay na milaykarney may kasar na kar meray dost pata nahi uper

Lab khamosh hain aankhon se baat hoti

Lab khamosh hain aankhon se baat hoti hai Aise hi mohabbat ki shuruwat hoti hai ,,,… Tere hi khayalon me khoye rehte hai hum

Ye zindagi bari ajeb c kabi gulzar

Ye zindagi bari ajeb c kabi gulzar c kabi bezar c kabi khushi hamare sath sath kabi ghamon ke brsat c kabi tufan main

Esi konsi cheez he jo insan achanak

Esi konsi cheez he jo insan achanak khata he usay pata nahi hota? . . . . . . . . . . .

3 reactions of a girl without boyfriend

3 reactions of a girl without a Boyfriend.. 1) Main nahi padti in chakkaro me 😐 2) Gharwale important hain aur unke saamne Bf