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Pata SMS Messages

Wafa ka poda shajar hua to muhabton

‘Wafa ka poda shajar hua to muhabton ka pata cha£ay ga Naseeb us ka samar hua to muhabton ka pata cha£ay ga Abh¡ to

Had e jaan se guzar hua to

Had e jaan se guzar hua to mohabatoon ka pata chalay ga, Koi mohabatoon ki nazar hua to mohabaton ka pata chalay ga, Ye

Kehta hai koi pyar na karna kabhi

Kehta hai koi pyar na karna kabhi dil toot jaata hai, Par dil todne walon ko to dil todne me hi pyar ka majaa

Hm bhi biknay gaye thay bazar me

Hm bhi biknay gaye thay bazar me ‘DOST’ Jb bazar puhnchay to pata chala K Insan saste or tamatar mehnge hain (”.)/ /)) Dekh

Dil ke jalte huwe zakhmon ko hawa

Dil ke jalte huwe zakhmon ko hawa mat dena, Beete lamhon ke kisi pal ko sada mat dena … ! Teri aankhon ke ye

Give oneenglishwordforapnay kiye pay pani phair denanahi

Give oneEnglishwordfor.. ‘apnay kiye pay pani phair dena’ …? …?? ….??? ….???? Nahi pata na ?..... ‘FLUSH’!!!!!!!!

Chandni ki baarish mein naha kar hum

Chandni Ki Baarish Mein Naha Kar, HuM Dono Rahe Pyaar Ki Baarish Mein Khoye, Teri Ungliyan Khelti Rahi Mere Baalon Se, HuM Dono Raatko

Apni dunya me yu mast rehta tha

Apni Dunya me yu mast rehta tha ME, Mout ki fikar na karta tha Me,Gunah ko Gunah na samajhta tha Me, Lazzato k piche

Kis baat pay rootha hai wo pata

‘Kis baat pay rootha hai wo pata ho to manao, ‘GALIB’ ‘Wo rooth to jata hai magar, Shikayat nahi karta…

Ek baar hi jee bhar k saza

Ek Baar Hi Jee Bhar K Saza Kyun Nahi Detay Gar Harf e Ghalat Hoon Toa Mita Kyun Nahi Detay Saya Hoon Toa Phir

Usay mene hi likha tha k

Usay mene hi likha tha, K lehjay barf ho jaen To phir pighla nhi kerte Parinde darr k urr jaen Tu lauta nhi krtay

Ghalti hui k tumhen jaan sy bhi

Ghalti Hui K ‘TUMHEN’ Jaan Sy Bhi Ziyada Chahne Lage. ,Kya Pata Tha K ‘HUMARi itni Parwah ‘TUMHEN’La Parwah Kr Dy Gi..!!

Gham e zindgi teri raah me shab e aarzu chah

Gham-e-zindgi teri raah me, Shab-e-aarzu teri chah me. Jo ujar geya wo basa nahi Jo bichar geya wo mila nahi. Jo dil-o-nzar ka saroor

Nikle jub hum duniya ki bheer mein

Nikle jub hum duniya ki bheer mein to pata chala faraz K har wo shakhs akela hai jo apno pe bharosa kerta hai

Lab khamosh hain aankhon se baat hoti

Lab khamosh hain aankhon se baat hoti hai Aise hi mohabbat ki shuruwat hoti hai ,,,… Tere hi khayalon me khoye rehte hai hum

Yeh sulagata jism kamp kampate honth thartharata

Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.

Santa to pappu wheres sukhna lake

Santa to Pappu: Where’s Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo. Pappu: Who’s Banta? Santa: Pata nai. Pappu: Kabhi

Yeh jaane kaisa raaz hai ik

~YEH JAANE KAISA RAAZ HAI~ ”Ik baat honton tak hai jo aayi nahin Bas ankhon say hai jhaankti Tumse kabhi, mujhse kabhi Kuch lafz

teachar 3 or kitney huwey

*. .Teachar: 3 or 3 kitney huwey? Pathan: 6 huwe Teachar: shabash ye lo 6 toffiyan Pathan: hum ko pehley pata hota to 33

Yae soach kar sub kom yaad kae

YAE SOACH KAR SUB KOM YAAD KAE SOTAE HAIN HUM AEY DOST PATA NAHI KON SI RAAT ZINDGI KI AKHRI RAAT HO

Yeh sulagata jism kamp kampate honth

Yeh sulagata jism, . . Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, . . Yeh Thartharata hua badan, . . Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, . . Mujhe pahle

Pata nhi kyu log meri itni

Pata nhi kyu log meri itni respect krte h main jb unhe msg krta hun to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg

Bhula na akoge mujhe bhool kar tum

Bhula na $akoge Mujhe Bhool kar Tum Mein ak$ar tumhein Yad Ata Rahonga Kabhi Khuwab Bankar Kabhi Yad Bankar Mein Nendiein Tumhari Churata Rahonga

Dasht e wafa mein piyaas ka alam ajeeb tha

Dasht-e-Wafa Mein Piyaas Ka ALaM Ajeeb Tha,, Dekha To Aik Dard Ka Dariya Kareeb Tha,, Guzrey Jidhar Jidhar Se Tamanna K Qaafley,, Her Her

Hadisepak apna sir oncha rakho t tum

HADIS_E_PAK Apna sir oncha rakho t tum ksi se nahi dare Lekin apni nigahian nechi rakho ta k tum Pata chale k tum ek

Meray khuwab meray sapnay tak hain

Meray khuwab meray sapnay meray tak hain , Meray baad enhay yaad karay ga kaun , Meri chahaat ban jaie gi afsana , Meri

Yar tera kuta gadi ke niche aa

YAR TERA KUTA GADI KE NICHE AA KAR MAR GYA HAI ………………KYO SACH MAAN LIYA NA MERI BAAT KO .. 1ST APRIL KO SAB

Its challenge 4u agar kisi larki

Its challenge 4u Agar kisi larki ki lash mily to kese pata karangey k woh musalman hai ya kafir? Soch kr jawab dena Reply

Aik martaba hazrat mohammad saw nay farishto

Aik Martaba Hazrat Mohammad (S.A.W) nay Farishto say pucha… Ay Allah k farishto tumhain kabhi hansi nahi aati ?? Agar aati hai to kb

Wo dard hee kya jo zakhmo se

WO DARD HEE KYA JO ZAKHMO SE PATA CHAL JAYE……………. WO AANSU HEE KYA JO AANKHO SE CHALAK JAYE……… HUM TOU WO HAIN…. JO

Pata hain kal raat maray sat kya

Pata hain Kal raat maray sat kya howa? . . . . . . . 1 Machor nay maray kaan may akor kaha .

Aik admi ney bus ki khirki se

Aik admi ney bus ki khirki se mu bahir nikal ker aik lerkay ko bula ker pucha: Beta ye kon sa jaga hy? Lerka:

Aye jaan maana ke aapse hum

Aye Jaan,,, Maana Ke Aapse Hum… Baat-Baat Par Ladte Hein, Par Tume Ye Nahi Pata Ki… Aap Par Hum Kitna Marte Hein, Mere Gusse

Yaad toh har koi karega jaane ke

Yaad toh har koi karega jaane ke baad sache pyar ka pata chal jaayega vaqt aane ke baad kaun kitni mohabbat karta hai nazar

Insan zendagi mein 2 cheeze nahi bhool

Insan Zendagi mein 2 Cheeze nahi Bhool Pata 1 Wo jo Mushkil Tareen halat mein sath de. 2 Wo jo mushkil Tareen halat mein

T0ba jab banda toba karta hai tu

‘T0BA’ Jab banda toba karta hai tu ALLAH pak frishton se frmaty hain k Aaj Asmanon main chraghan kardo, frishty sbab pochty hain to

Hamein pata tha k teri muhabat jaam

Hamein Pata Tha K Teri Muhabat K ‘Jaam’ Mein ‘Zehar’ hai ‘ BEWAFA Lekin.! ……… Tere Pilany Mein Khaloos itNa Tha k HuM Thukra

Yaar ak baat pochni the shayad

Yaar ak baat pochni the shayad tumhay pata ho shayyad na bhi ho waisay maloom to hona chahiye ager nai maloom to pata to

33 8 ye kese hua

3+3 = 8 Ye Kese Hua? Socho! Han Han Socho! Zehan Pe Zoor Dalo! Shabash..! Or Socho! Nahi Pata? Main Bataon Kese Hua Ghalti

Chirdiya poori bheeg chuki hai aur

Chirdiya Poori Bheeg Chuki Hai Aur Darakht Bhii Pata Pata Tapak Raha Hai Ghonsla Kab Kaa Bikhar Chuka Chirdya Phir Bhii Chehak Rahi Hai

Us k mehwar se nikl0n tu dunia

US K MEHWAR SE NIKL0N TU DUNIA NAZAR AYE SAQI PER BINA US K YE DIL CHAIN NA PAYE SAQI MUHABBAT TU HO GAI

E kash mein tera dil hota

E Kash mein tera Dil hota . .!! Teri yadon teri sochon pe mushtamil hota,, Tere sath main lamha lamha dharrakta rehta,, Khud se

Election men umed war ko sirf teen

Election men Umed war ko sirf teen vote mile tou uski Bewi roney bhet gayi aur kehne lagi: ‘Mujhe pehle hi pata tha ke

Girl hum kaha ja rahe hain boy

Girl: Hum kaha ja rahe hain? Boy: Long Drive Par. Girl: Pehle kyun nahi bataya? Boy: Mujhe B abhi pata chala jab Break nahi

Dil to dukha hai jaan bhi gayi

dil to dukha hai jaan bhi gayi hai karna to kuch tha aur kar kuch gayein hain aapki mohabbat mein hadh se guzar gayein

1 ustad lecture k doran behoda guftugu

1 ustad lecture k doran behoda guftugu kar jata tha. Larkion nay faisla kia k ayenda esa hoa tou wo ahtejajun class chor kar

Wo din bhi suhana tha sham suhani

wo din bhi suhana tha wo sham bhi suhani thee gore gore rung per madhosh wo jawani thee PHIR hamko pata lega ki wo

Mujh ko ruswa sare mehfil to na

MUJH KO RUSWA SARE MEHFIL TO NA KERWAYA KARE KAASH ANSOO MERI ANKHON MAI HI REH JAAYA KARE AI HAWA MAINE TO BAS USKA

Choose the one number pata chale k

Choose the one number pata chale k aap ki ankhon mein kya chupa hai. 11 22 33 44 55 66 77 88 99 00

Humse jo hogayi hai mohabbat na poochieye

Humse jo hogayi hai mohabbat na poochieye Kese huyi hai un ki enayat na poochieye Taali tou aik haath se bajti nahi kabhi Hum

Pata nahi q khawb bikhar jate

PATA NAHI Q? Khawb bikhar jate hain dhere dhere, saray log bichar jate hain dhere dhere, zabt karo to behtar hay warna, ansoo zor

Hamen pata tha k teri mohabat jaam

Hamen pata tha k teri mOhabat k ‘JAAM’ me ‘ZEHAR’ hy dOst….. Lekin.! Teray pilaney me khulOOs itna tha k ham ‘THOKRA’ na sakey

Duniya ki kaamyab qomein hamesha waqiyat puri

Duniya ki kaamyab qomein hamesha waqiyat ki puri investigation krti hain aur haqeeqat ko sab k samney lati hain. Kisi b taraqqi yafta mulk

Log to marne k bad jannat main

LOG TO MARNE K BAD JANNAT MAIN JATE HIAN HAM TO BACHPAN HI SE WAHIN REHTE HIAN MJHE KISI OR JANNAT KA NAHIN PATA

Rahi agr zindgi to wafa kran gy

Rahi agr zindgi to wafa kran gy, Har rasam piyar ki ada karn gy, Kb tak sath chalo gy tm pata nhe, Hamri tarf

Sardar suhagrat ko wife sy dikhne myn

Sardar suhagrat ko wife sy: Dikhne myn to tere boobz bare soft aur pink lag rahay hyn.. Wife (sharmate huay): Pata nahi gee Jitne

Tere bina duniya suni si lagti ha

Tere bina duniya suni si lagti Ha, Bin tere Zindagi adhuri si lagti Ha, Pata Nhi Q chahte Ha Hm tujhko itna, K Tuj-Bin

Apna sir oncha rakho k tum ksi

Apna sir oncha rakho k tum ksi se nahi darte lekin nigahain nechi rakho ta k pata chale k tum ek ba izat ghrane

Yunhi ajnabi na bna kro kbi

Yunhi ajnabi na bna kro kbi muskra k mila kro, Kbi sun to lo mera hal-e-dil kbi mujh se koi gila kro, Teri ik

Donya mai zinda rehne kai lia aik

donya mai zinda rehne kai lia aik dost ki zaroot hote hai dost sai he aap apne har baat shear kar sakte hoo os

Wafaa ka sila phair lete hain

‘Wafaa Ka Sila’ Phair Lete Hain Nazar Dilse Bhula Dete Hain Kya Yunhi Log Wafaoun Ka Silaa Dete Hain Wadaa Kiya Tha Phir Bhi

Teri yaad chhed jati hai har bar

Teri yaad chhed jati hai har bar ki tarha Nikal ke chal dete hai aanshu har bar ki tarha Jis tarha se khamosh rah

Ghalti hui jo usay jaan se bhi

Ghalti Hui Jo Usay Jaan Se Bhi Zyada Chahnay Lagay Kya Pata Tha Meri Itni Wafa Usay Bewafa Kar Day Gi

Kehta hai mulla zikar e ali as

Kehta Hai Mulla Zikar e Ali (A.S) Na Karo Namaz Batil Hai Hamaray Markaz K Aagay Doosra Nizaam Batil Hai Aray Oh Iblees K

Mein piyasa aur tum paani ho

Mein piyasa aur tum paani ho, Mein kalam aur tum kahani ho, Wah Wah Jab poocha tumhare gali ke bachon se to pata chala

Larki patane ke 101 tarike

LARKI PATANE KE 101 TARIKE – {***} Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare, isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai {***} Ladkiyon

Meray humsafar abhi soach lay tu meri

Meray humsafar abhi soach lay Tu meri jabeen pay likha nahi, meray hum safar abhi soach lay Abhi rasta bhi hai dhool main, abhi

Saath chalne main jo maza hota woh

Saath chalne main jo maza hota Woh humain bhi kabhi mila hota Yeh hi hasrat rahi hamari faqat Saath apne koi chala hota Hum

Uski chahat se iqrar na karte

Uski Chahat Se Iqrar Na Karte, Uski qasmo Ka Aitbar Na Karte Agar Pata Hota Hum Sirf Mazak Hain Un k Liye Qasam Se

Insan ko sb se bara shock kb

Insan ko sb se bara shock kb lagta hy . . Socho . . Socho . . Sochooo . . Nahi pata? . .

Kya hua jo usne laga li mehandihum

Kya hua jo usne laga li MEHANDIhum bhi ab SEHRA Sajayenge,mujhay pata tha k wo apnay neseeb mein nahi,Ab hum uski bari BEHAN ko

Plum coconut strawberry olive peach papaya

Plum , Coconut , Strawberry , Olive , Peach , Papaya , Cherry. choose 1 fruit phir pata chale ga k ap ki kon

Iss tarah nahi kartey raabta tau rakhte

iss tarah nahi kartey raabta tau rakhte hain thorha milne julne ka silsila tau rakhte hain manzilain buland ho’n tau mushkilain to hoti hain

Boht tamana thi kisi ko pane ki

BOHT TAMANA THI KISI KO PANE KI, BOHT TAMANA THI KISI KA HO JANE KI, PER KIYA PATA THA JIS K HUM HONA CHAHTE

Agar facebook pakistan mein ejaad hota to

Agar facebOok Pakistan mein ejaad hOta tO ? like : lush cOmment : jhuti tareef … unlike : pOnka single : akeli hai ,

Ussay kehna sard ratoon mein thi thar tay tanha

ussay kehna…! sard ratoon mein thi-thar-tay tanha udass chand k sath uss ka inteezar kia hay mein nay usaay kehna…! amavus ki ratoon mein

Ishq ishq kerta ha jab hoga tu

Ishq ishq kerta ha jab hoga tu pata chal jayee ga mit jayee ga tu jab rog ye tughe lag jayee ga

Nigah main gar sharum na ho to

Nigah main gar sharum na ho to husn kesa jamal kesa. Zaban o lehja narum na ho phir sookhun kesa kamal kesa. Sitam zarifi

Aa kay ek bar mere man main

Aa kay ek bar mere man main sama k dekh. Tufano k rukh pe koi diya jala k dekh.. Hosla rakhte hain hum tum

Jab choty thay tab bry hone ki

Jab choty thay tab bry hone ki barri khahish thi, Par ab pata chala k, ‘Adhoory ehsaas aur tooty sapnon se to, Adhoory Homework

Tcher babar kon tha stdnt pata nahe

Tcher: Babar kon tha? Stdnt: Pata nahe. Tchr: Parhai pr dehan do to pta chaley. Stdnt: faiq kon hai? Tcher:pta ni. Stdnt:apni beti pr

zarori sawalat q1 kis sahabi ka

-Zarori Sawalat- Q.1: Kis SAHABI ka Urs pori Dunya me manaya jata hy ? Q.2: Hmare NABI(S.A.W) k Zamany k Sbse Behtreen QAWAAL kon

Saath chalne main jo maza hota woh

Saath chalne main jo maza hota Woh humain bhi kabhi mila hota Yeh hi hasrat rahi hamari faqat Saath apne koi chala hota Hum

Teri dosti ki yu saza pa rahi

teri dosti ki yu saza pa rahi hun main khud se hi kitna bichhadti rahA hun na kashti na maanjhi na koi kinara ye

Uski ankhon me lagta tha k pyar

Uski ankhon me lagta tha k pyar ka nasha hay ‘Farzana Wo to baad me pata chala, kamini Churs peti thi ROZANA. (‘.’) /{

Apne hone ka pata dedena kabhi

Apne Hone Ka Pata Dedena, Kabhi Guzro To Sada Dedena, Yaad Aajaon ”IBADAT” Me Agar, Haath Utha Ke Bas ”DUA” Dedena….

Abhi tau maine tujhse apne pyar ka

ABHI TAU MAINE TUJHSE APNE PYAR KA, ISHAAR BHI NAHI KIYA THA, APNI SHAYARI MEIN TERA NAAM BHI, ABHI – ABHI TAU LIKHNA SHURU

Gand ka sorakh chota karny k 3

GAND KA SORAKH CHOTA KARNY K 3 TIPS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Bhula sakte toh kab ka diya hota

Bhula Sakte toh Kab ka Bhula Diya Hota ‘Bhula Sakte to Kab ka Bhula Dia Hota Mita sakte To Kab Ka Mita Dia hota

Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat q rakha

Shadi Me Dulhan Ko Ghungat Me Q Rakha Jata Hai Socho Socho Nai Pata Taki Kisi Ke Muh Se Ye Na Nikal Jaye Ki

Jo ho gaya wo hona hoga or

Jo Ho gaya wo Ho gaya Jo Hona Hoga wo Hoga or Jo Nahi Hona Hy wo Nahi Hoga Kyun k Jo Hona Hy

Kehti hai duniya jise pyar nasha hai

Kehti Hai Duniya Jise Pyar, Nasha Hai, Khata Hai Humne Bhi Kiya Hai Yaar, Isliye Hume Bhi Pata Hai Milti Hai Thodi Khushiyan Zyaada

Mujh ko is aas pe jeene ka

Mujh ko is aas pe jeene ka saliqa nahi aata, koi mera hai to phir mujh mein simat kyn nahi jata, DiL-e-nadan ki tasalli

O utho dekho pakistan main kiya

O Utho Utho Dekho Pakistan Main Kiya Howa Hai Nahi Pata?? ? ? ? Nahi Pata?? OoH0 shubha Howi Hai YaaR. (‘,) *==))=* __/

Ek bar jism k hison ki meeting

Ek bar Jism k Hison ki Meeting Hui Sab Hi Aaye Par Jigar Nahi Aaya, Sabhi heraan hoay k Jigar kahan Gaya, Baad mein

Plz is sawal ka rply zror krna

Plz is sawal ka rply zror krna. ‘Ik Cheez Hy Jo Agr Khushk Hy To 2 Kilo, Geeli Hy To 1 Kilo,Or Agr Jal

Mjhe is se koe gharaz nahi mere

mjhe is se koe gharaz nahi mere robaroo koe aur hey meri khuwahishun k jahan mai meri aarzoo koe aur hey mjhe kal bhi

Aap ko pata hai k pakistan mein

Aap ko pata hai k ‘PAKISTAN’ mein kia ho raha hai+? ? . . . . . . . . . . . .

Wo kon hain jo ucchal ucchal k tayyar

Wo kon hain jo ucchal-ucchal k tayyar hote hain? Apki baat nahi horahi janab, AB SOCHEN, OR SOCHEN, BATAYEN NA! NAHI-PATA? ‘POPCORN’

Khawab tha bhikar gaya khayal mila nahi

Khawab Tha Bhikar Gaya, Khayal Tha Mila Nahi, Magar Ye Dil Ko Kya Hua, Ye Kyu Bujha Pata Nahi, Tamam Din Udaas Din, Tamaam

Akhirat ka paper out hai section

AKHIRAT ka PAPER out hai, Section A ‘QABAR’ men 3 question hain. Q1. Tumhara RAB kon? Q2. Tumhara DEEN kia hai? Q3.Tumhara NABI kon?

Masjid k baher chappal rakhne me aur

masjid k baher chappal rakhne me aur miss call dene me kya common hai???socho,,,,,nahi pata chala…. .dono me dar laga rahta hai KOI UTHA

kirayadar men n suna hai

*’* Kirayadar . Men n Suna Hai K Is Ghar Men Jin BHOOT or Aatmaaen Aati Hai? Maalik Makan Pata Nahi Bhai MUJHE KHUD

Mera apna na tha koi mere siwa

Mera apna na tha koi mere siwa. Main ne chaha kisi ko, na chaha gaya.. Main ne jitne mohabbat bhare khat likhe Un pe

Jab chote the tab bade hone ki

Jab Chote The Tab Bade Hone Ki Badi Tamana Thi Magar Ab Pata Chala Ki Adhure Ehsas Or Tute Sapno Se Acha Adhura Homework

Woh team final jeet gai faraz

Woh team final jeet gai . . . Faraz . . . Jin k bachon ko ye tak nai pata k knorr noodles khana

Ans pata hy tu btao 1 jb

Ans pata Hy Tu btao! 1-Jb Hazrat Bilal Aazan deny k liye Khana’Kahba ki chat pe chrhy Tu Unho nE kis Trf mou kr

Dard dila da jaande waale bedarda nu

Dard Dila Da Jaande, Dard Waale Bedarda Nu Dila Di Saar Ki Hai Maal Mukeya Te Yaari Tutt Chali Pata Hunda Nhi, Hunda Yaar

Teacherteri shikayat aai hai k tu gaalian

Teacher:teri shikayat aai hai k tu gaalian bohat deta hai? Student:sir maine to kabi kisi benchod ko gali nahi di, pata nahi kis madar

Kiya aap jante ho k pop corn

Kiya Aap jante ho k ‘Pop corn’ garam tavay par kiu uchalte hain? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Kabhi

Phir daman e umeed ko woh phoolon se bhar

Phir daman-e-umeed ko woh phoolon se bhar gaya Jado bhari nigah se jado sa kar geya Bus dekhte he dekhte dunia hi badal gaya

Teacher class main ladai kyun nahin karni

Teacher Class Main Ladai KyUn Nahin Karni ChahiyE. Student: KyUn KEy. Pata Nahin Exam Main Kis Ke Peechay Baithna Par Jaha.

Ek doctor pe bijli ka taar gir

Ek Doctor Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya: Doctor Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha, K Usay Yaad Aaya K Bijli 2 Din

Samne ate ho to kuch b nahi

samne ate ho to kuch b nahi keh pata buhat pachtat hon tere jane k baad ab milo ge to buhat pyar kronga bus

jin larkon aur larkiyon ki shadi

*’* Jin Larkon Aur Larkiyon Ki Shadi Nahi Ho Rahi, Unko Chahiye K Hr Namaz K Bad Ye Amal Karen, Inshallah Faida Hoga, Hr

Aik admi ne kisi se 5o000 rupey

AIK ADMI NE KISI SE 5O,000/- RUPEY UDHAR LIYE OR KAHA K BHAI MAIN BOHAT PARESHAN HOON MUJEHEY BOHAT ZAROORAT HAI MUJHEY MAIN BOHAT

Child papa anti ka pait q phula

CHILD: papa Anti ka pait Q phula hai papa: tuje sab pata hai CHILD: nhi pata promise papa: In k pait me pani bhara

Dil e gumrah ko ay kash pata hota

Dil-e-gumrah ko Ay Kash Pata hota ‘GHALIB’ Shadi dilchasp hai tab tak! K Jab tak ho nhi jati . Kanwaro k liye pegam.e.nasihat

Kade lagda ke oh mainu sata rahe

Kade Lagda Ke Oh Mainu Sata Rahe Ne Dooje Pal He Inj Lagda Jive Mere Nede Aa Rahe Ne Kuj Lok Hunde Ne Hanjuan

Sardar suffering from cold and was shivering

Sardar suffering from cold and was shivering. His son called a doc. Doc: What happened? Son: Bimari da ta pata nahin per baapu saver

Wo kehti thi mere dil

Wo kehti thi ! Mere dil ko mohabt bojh lagti hai K Is ki band nagri se Mujhe kuch khaof aata hai Hr ik

Zindagi bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi pata

ZINDAGI Bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi,.. Pata nahi kis aur jaa rahi hai,.. Guzre waqt ko dabaye hue,… Jaane kis mod par aa rahi

Mere dil te asar tera hi rehnda

Mere dil te asar tera hi rehnda hai, Merian galan vich zikar tera hi rehnda hai, Pata nahi kee rishta hai tera te mera,

Tery bina ye dil kahi na lagy

Tery bina ye dil kahi na lagy tujh ko tujh say chura lo agar bura na lagy Agar tum per marna hai tu is

Ta pata da

Ta Ta Pata Da / (‘_’) // // // // // // // Wapda walo k Dumra Ghut Chenzay

Ek ustad lecture k doran behoda guftago

Ek ustad lecture k doran behoda guftago karta tha ek din larkion ne tang aa kar plan banaya k ab agar aisa howa tu

Dil karta hai k apne hath pe

Dil Karta Hai K Apne Hath Pe Likhon, i Miss You, oR Yehi Hath Tmhare kaan k niche jama k Doon, Ta K Tumhe

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Her ibadat ka pata nahi k wo

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