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Sare pakistan ko kam pe laga don

Sare Pakistan Ko Kam Pe Laga Don Ga Sara Pakistan Hath Mai Mobile Pakar K Yeh Msg Parh Raha Hoga Koi Bhi Insan Farigh

Hello g eid ke baad meri shadi

Hello g. eid ke baad meri shadi hy.dady nay kaha hai (‘,) / ? / / yar ye nai pata konsi eid k bad:

Mujhe pata tha k log badal jaate

Mujhe pata tha k log badal jaate hain Aalam Magar may ne kabhi tujhe logon may gina nahi tha

Woh skeks ek pel k liye bhi

Woh skeks ek pel k liye bhi meri geliyo say na guzra Sari umar jis ko ma apna pata daiti rehi Hesret rehi ke

Friendship is an interpers0nal and immediate understanding

Friendship is an interpers0nal and immediate understanding of interacti0nal ways of peculiaristic and dem0cratically undefined methods of c0ntrolling em0ti0nal hyperbolic reacti0ns Sirf friend kehnay

Alvida dubble sawari tere khulney se

ALVIDA ALVIDA DUBBLE SAWARI Tere khulney se Dil khush huwa tha hr larka dubble ghom raha tha, Aysh ho gai thi humari ALVIDA ALVIDA

1 qabristan mein bh00t k0 dekh kar

1 Qabristan mein 1 Bh00t k0 dekh kar sabhi bhaag rahy thy lekin mein nahi bhaga pata hy ky0n? . . . . .

Plz is sawal ka rply zror krna

Plz is sawal ka rply zror krna. ‘Ik Cheez Hy Jo Agr Khushk Hy To 2 Kilo, Geeli Hy To 1 Kilo,Or Agr Jal

Pathan maa hum bara ho k jahaz

PATHAN MAA HUM BARA HO K JAHAZ URAE GA MAA BETA MUJHE KESE PATA CHALEGA K YE MERE BETE KA JAHAZ HY PATHAN HUM

Yun na mil mujhse khafa ho jaise

Yun na mil mujhse khafa ho jaise Saath chal mouj-e-saba ho jaise Log yunhi dekh ke hans dete hain Tu mujhe bhool gaya ho

Wo kehti thi mere dil

‘Wo kehti thi ! Mere dil ko mohabt bojh lagti hai K Is ki band nagri se Mujhe kuch khaof aata hai Hr ik

Q1 agar mohabat bazar main bikti to

Q1: Agar MOHABAT Bazar Main Bikti To Aap Kitni Bar Kharidte? Ans: Q2: PHOOL Songny K Liye TorA Jata Hy Lekin DIL Kis Liye

Iski hawa saari kushi uraha ley gayi

Iski hawa saari kushi uraha ley gayi Ajj barish mujhe udaas kar gayi Q! pata nahi meara dil dukha gayi Laga easey jeasey roya

Pata hy jab ap ghar se nikalte

Pata hy Jab Ap Ghar se Nikalte ho to “Larkiyan” Apko Hasrt se Dekhti hain Khush hoti hain Or Sochti hain, Kash…. . .

Hamein to kab se pata tha tu

HAMEIN TO KAB SE PATA THA TU BEWAFA HAI FARAZ TUJHE CHAHA HI ISLYE THA K SAHAYD TERI FITRAT BADAL JAE

2 pyaj 3 lahsun 5 gm

2 pyaj, 3 lahsun, 5 gm jeera, 3 kali mirch, 2 spoon namak, 4 spoon oil, 1 cup water Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.

Very heart touching story kutte ka

VERY HEART TOUCHING STORY.. Kutte ka bacha apni maa se: Maa, pitaji dikhne me kaise the? Maa: pata nhi beta.. pichhe se aaye the

Unka aashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai

Unka aashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai, Unki yaado ko seene se kaga rakha hai, Pata nahi yaad aate hai vo itna kyu, Vaise

Manzil thi mere paas raahon ka bhi

Manzil thi mere paas, raahon ka bhi pata tha, Bas ham ko in raahon per chalne ka shoq na tha. Taqdeer thi meri muthi

Apna sar oncha rako k tum kisi

Apna sar oncha rako k tum kisi se nahi dartay lakin apni nigah neechay rako ta k pata chalay k tum ek ba ezat

Mujrim bhi tha mohsin mera lagta dast e katil

Mujrim bhi tha mohsin bhi mera lagta tha Dast-e-katil bhi mujhy dast-e-HinA lgta tha Ary daikhny waly to usy daikhty reh jaty thy Han

Jo aansu na hote aankho me

Jo ‘AANSU’ na hote ‘AANKHO’ me to ‘AANKHEN’ itni ‘KHUBSURAT’ na hoti jo ‘DARD’ na hota ‘DIL’mein To ‘KHUSHI’ ki ‘KEEMAT’ pata na hoti

Jo ansu na hoty ankho me

Jo ansu na hoty ankho me, To ankhin itne khobsurat na hote, Jo dard na hota dil me, To khoshi ki kimat pata na

Meri jaan aap jha rho khaos

meri jaan aap jha rho khaos rho me tu 2 pl mheman ho kb chla jo kch pata nahi

Hamein pata tha k teri muhabat jaam

Hamein Pata Tha K Teri Muhabat K ‘Jaam’ Mein ‘Zehar’ hai ‘ BEWAFA Lekin.! ……… Tere Pilany Mein Khaloos itNa Tha k HuM Thukra

Hum to apny doston py andha yaqeen

Hum to apny doston py andha yaqeen rakhtay thay faraz, film bodyguard dekhi to pata chala k best friends bhi kitny kameny hoty hen.

Mujrim bhi tha mohsin mera lagta dast e katil

Mujrim bhi tha mohsin bhi mera lagta tha Dast-e-katil bhi mujhy dast-e-HinA lgta tha Ary daikhny waly to usy daikhty reh jaty thy Han

Hadisepak apna sir oncha rakho t tum

HADIS_E_PAK Apna sir oncha rakho t tum ksi se nahi dare Lekin apni nigahian nechi rakho ta k tum Pata chale k tum ek

Har sardar k naam mein singh

Har sardar k naam mein ‘singh’ kiun hota hai ? Nahi pata? Because S= sala I= insan N= Nahin G= Gadha H= Hai Dedicated

zarori sawalat q1 kis sahabi ka

-Zarori Sawalat- Q.1: Kis SAHABI ka Urs pori Dunya me manaya jata hy ? Q.2: Hmare NABI(S.A.W) k Zamany k Sbse Behtreen QAWAAL kon

Pata ha hum chlormint kyu khate hai

Pata ha hum CHLORMINT kyu khate hai?? Kyu ki.. 5 Star.. Cadbury… Perk…. DairyMilk….. Kit-kat…. or Munch… “ye sab 50 Paise me nahi aati…..”

Ek baar hi jee bhar k saza

Ek Baar Hi Jee Bhar K Saza Kyun Nahi Detay Gar Harf e Ghalat Hoon Toa Mita Kyun Nahi Detay Saya Hoon Toa Phir

Hamein pata tha k teri muhabat jaam

Hamein Pata Tha K Teri Muhabat K “Jaam” Mein “Zehar” hai ” BEWAFA Lekin.! Tere Pilany Mein Khaloos itNa Tha k HuM Thukra Na

Mujhe khud nahi pata k main kiya

Mujhe Khud Nahi Pata K Main kiya Chahta Hon Sazaa Chahti Hon ya Jazaa Chahta Hon, Wo Pochay Jo Mujh Say Main Kia Chahta

1 kanwari larki ko bacha ho gaya

1 Kanwari Larki Ko Bacha Ho Gaya. Us K Baap Ne Poocha Ke Yeh Kiss Ka Bacha Hai? Larki: Papa Missed Call to Sab

always smile hanso jiyo muskurao

*’* ALWAYS SMILE *’* Hanso, Jiyo, Muskurao, Khush rho, Kya Pata ??? Kal Apki Mujh Se Larrai Hojae Aur Hansne K Liye Aap K

naukar saab aapke kisi khaas

*. . .NaukaR: Saab aapke kisi khaaS doSt ka fone aya tha Saab: Tuje keSe pata k woh meRa khaaS doSt hy? NaukaR: woh

Pakistan ek aisa mulk hy jis

Pakistan Ek Aisa Mulk Hy Jis K Logn Har Ghante K Baad Khush Hote Hyn Pata Hy Kab . . . . . .

Dhondtey thy un sy milny k bahaney

Dhondtey thy un Sy Milny K Bahaney Kitney! Samney Reh Kar B Rahy Beganay Kitney! Hum Ny tu Pyar ka iK Pegham hi Dya

Larki tum ne to msg kar ke

Larki: Tum Ne To Msg Kar Kar Ke Meri Lassi Bna Daali, Larka: Oh Sorry Yar Mujhe Nahi Pata Tha Ke Tum Mobile Braizear

Q main kron ye dua k ussy

q main kron ye Dua k ussy meri umar lag jye kya pata! kal akhri din ho meri zndgi ka

Munna bhaiapun ko kaisy pata chalay ga

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?” circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho, ager bhaga to bakra aur

Urooj aur zawal zindagi ka lazmi hissa

UROOJ AUR ZAWAL ZINDAGI KA LAZMI HISSA HAIN KYUN K JAB AAP UROOJ PAR HOTE HAIN O AAP K DOSTON KO PATA CHALTA HAI

Aik admi ne kisi se 5o000 rupey

AIK ADMI NE KISI SE 5O,000/- RUPEY UDHAR LIYE OR KAHA K BHAI MAIN BOHAT PARESHAN HOON MUJEHEY BOHAT ZAROORAT HAI MUJHEY MAIN BOHAT

Pata hai apki or hmari muskan me

Pata Hai Apki Or Hmari Muskan Me Fark Kya Hai Nahi Pta Ap Khush Hone K Baad Muskurate Ho Or Hm Apko Khush Dekhne

Humse jo hogayi hai mohabbat na poochieye

Humse jo hogayi hai mohabbat na poochieye Kese huyi hai un ki enayat na poochieye Taali tou aik haath se bajti nahi kabhi Hum

Main tujhay chahta nahi lekin phir bhi

Main tujhay chahta nahi lekin Phir bhi paas jab tou nahi hoti khud ko kitna udas pata hon gum say apnay hawas pata hon

Saari umer apna banate rahe phir bhi

=Saari Umer Apna Banate Rahe Phir Bhi Hamare Nahi Huey woh.. =$ahil= =Pata Nahi Kon Si Wo Mohobbat Thi Jo Hum Day Na Sakay

Mere saath tum bhi dua karo yun

mere saath tum bhi dua karo yun kisi ke haq mein bura na ho kahin aur ho na ye hadsa koi raaste mein judaa

Gand ka sorakh chota karny k 3

GAND KA SORAKH CHOTA KARNY K 3 TIPS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Is qadar toot kar na chaho use

is qadar toot kar na chaho use aghaz-e-bohabbat main faraz kiya pata us ki saheli us se bhi ziyada achhi ho

Kash main tera dil hota teri yadun

kash main tera dil hota teri yadun teri sochun pe mushtamil hota tere sath main lamha lamha dharakta rehta khud se mjh ko to

Insan zindagi bhar wo 2 chehre nhe

‘Insan Zindagi bhar wo 2 Chehre nhe Bhol pata 1: wo jo Mushkil tareen haLaat me sath dey 2: wo jo aise halaat me

Nikley hum dunya ki bheer men to

Nikley Hum dunya Ki Bheer Men To Pata Chala…. K Her Wo Shakhs Akela Hai Jis Se Muhabbat Ki Hai…! ZamaZarge..!

talash e manzil janan to ik

*’* Talash E Manzil E Janan To Ik Bahana Tha, *’* Tamam Umr Men Apni Taraf Rawana Tha, *’* Men Teri Dhun Men Rawan

Din me 5 time namaz parhne ko

Din me 5 time namaz parhne ko apni adat banalo sirf ye soch kar k kya pata ye azan tum akhry bar sun rahe

Mujhe muhabbat se kuch mila nahe tum

Mujhe Muhabbat se kuch mila nahe, Mujhe tum se bhe koi gila nahe, Meri zindgi ik uljhan si hai, Jisy kisi ne suljhaya nahe,

Ek bacha dusre se bhai ye khushyan

Ek Bacha dusre se: bhai ye khushyan kya hoty hain? Dusra Bacha : pata nahi bhai mai to paida hi Zardari k dor mei

Sardarji kya baat hai dar kyon lag

sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema

jin larkon aur larkiyon ki shadi

*’* Jin Larkon Aur Larkiyon Ki Shadi Nahi Ho Rahi, Unko Chahiye K Hr Namaz K Bad Ye Amal Karen, Inshallah Faida Hoga, Hr

Aik sarvay sy pata chala hy k

Aik sarvay sy pata chala hy k Pakistan main sub sy zada use hony wali cheez . . Bareek pin wala charger hy ::::::

Main asi mohabat karta hoon tum

Main Asi Mohabat Karta Hoon Tum kaysi mohabat karti Ho Jab Ghata kahin pay chati hai Jab phool kahin pay kilta hai Jab koyal

Ek tanha raat me aap ki yaad

Ek tanha raat me aap ki yaad aayi, Tanhai mitane ko humne aag sulgai, Pata nahi kaise qayamat ho gayi, Ke dhuone bhi aap

Meri aankhoon pay marta tha batoon

Meri Aankhoon pay marta tha Meri batoon pay hansta tha…. Najany ‘Shakks’ tha kasa Mujhay khony say Darta tha Mujhay wo Jab b milta

Usay mene hi likha tha k

Usay mene hi likha tha, K lehjay barf ho jaen To phir pighla nhi kerte Parinde darr k urr jaen Tu lauta nhi krtay

Meri jholi main kuch alfaaz apni duaon

Meri Jholi Main Kuch Alfaaz Apni Duaon K Daal De AE DOST. . Kiya Pata, Tere Lab Hilen, 0r MEri Taqdeer Sawar Jaye..

Qissa abhi hijaab se agey nhi barha

QISSA abhi Hijaab se Agey nhi barha…! me aap, wo janab se agey nhi barha…! Muddat hui Kitaab e muhbat shuru kye…! lekin me

Guzar jayenge tumhare wo pal achay

Guzar jayenge tumhare wo pal achay Jinhin hum intezar or tum waqt kehty ho Kya pata tum kb bhol jao ye dosti Jise hum

Pata nahi log london jesi jaga per

Pata nahi log london jesi jaga per kesay reh letay hy . . . Jahan na jaan mehfooz na maal! Thank God I live

Ye alag baat ke kaha hi nahi

Ye alag baat, ke kaha hi nahi Bin tere mai kabhi jiya hi nahi Bawafaaii ka dars yaad rahe Zakhm yuN, jaan kar siya

1 dafa hathi beemar ho kr hospital

1 dafa 1 hathi beemar ho kr hospital mein dakhil ho gya. 2sry hathi us ko dekhnay k liye janay lgay to 1 chiyonti

Bv ne kameez utari shohar ki

BV ne kameez utari, Shohar ki taraf dekhte hoe shalwar b utar ker boli ‘Pata he na, kya krna he?’ Shohar: Haan kapre dhone

ello

{”’}__{”’} (‘,’) ( ELLO ) /)({_}””{_} _/|_ Uth V jao k hun twaday te pani suttan Te tanu pata lgay k suba ho gai

poocha jo us sey main

*. . .Poocha jo us sey main ney kya cheez hai Mohabbat., Pur’num kar ke aankhien boli pata nahi. . .*

Rahon par nazar rakhna honthon pe dua

‘Rahon Par Nazar Rakhna Honthon Pe Dua Rakhna, Aa Jaey Koi Shayed Drwaza Khula rakhna, Ahsas k Shma ko Es Trah Jala rakhna, Apni

nikley hum dunia ki bheer main

*’* Nikley Hum Dunia Ki Bheer Main Tu Pata Chala, MUHSIN, K Her Wo Shakhs Udas Ha Jisy Ham Msg Nhi Karty.

Kya aap ko pata hy books

Kya aap ko pata hy…? Books samne rakh kar B na parh pane wali bemari ka naam kya hy…? . . . . .

Larkiyon k top 10 jhoot 1i

LARKIYON K TOP 10 JHOOT: 1. I miss u. 2. I am single. 3. Mai pehli dafa kisi larkay se baat kr rhi hoon.

Bhula sakte to kab ka dia hota

Bhula Sakte to Kab ka Bhula Dia Hota Mita sakte To Kab Ka Mita Dia hota Tumen Kia Pata Kitna dard deti Hain Tumhari

1pehla pyar hamesha dhokha kyo deta hai

1.Pehla Pyar Hamesha Dhokha Kyo Deta Hai 2.Pehla Pyar Hamesha Insaan Bhool Kyo Nhi Pata 3.Pehla Pyar Hamesha Dard Kyo Deta Hai Reply Me

sukhte ja rahy hen gul buty

*’* Sukhte Ja Rahy Hen Gul Buty, Bagh Kante Ugae Jate Hen, *’* Jate Mosam Ko Kis Tarah Rokon Pata pata Urae Jata hai

Dil karta hai k apne hath pe

Dil Karta Hai K Apne Hath Pe Likhon, i Miss You, oR Yehi Hath Tmhare kaan k niche jama k Doon, Ta K Tumhe

Azmat e deen mustafa zainab sa

Azmat e Deen e Mustafa Zainab (S.A) Hubahu Shakal e Fatima (S.A) Zainab (S.A) Ae Azadar e Shah (A.S) Jeetay Raho Hum Ko Deti

Pathan new car laya dost bolayaar is

PATHAN new Car laya. dost bola:yaar is pr kuch aisa likhwa k pata chale ye pathan ka gari ha. Pathan ne 4ro gates pe

Jes match ma hum naumeed ho kr

Jes match ma hum naumeed ho kr sooo jatay hn ~~~LAiLAA bd ma pak woh match jeet jata ha. pata nae kya chakrr ha

Ik murghi ko kaway se pyar hoa

Ik murghi ko kaway se pyar hoa..,, Jab murghay ko pata chala to wo murghi ka paas gya or bola k mujh mai kya

Masjid k baher chappal rakhne me aur

masjid k baher chappal rakhne me aur miss call dene me kya common hai???socho,,,,,nahi pata chala…. .dono me dar laga rahta hai KOI UTHA

class teacher bache se pata

*. .Class teacher bache se : Pata hai bache kaise paida hote hain ? Bacha : Iss mein kon si bari baat hai mujhe

Sarda ki bv raat kafi hogai hy

Sarda ki BV: Raat kafi hogai hy pr sarda ji gar nhi aye zarur koi larki ka chakar hy. Sardar ki maa: Hamesha bura

Ek larki park mein idher udher ghom

Ek Larki Park Mein Idher Udher Ghom Rahi Thi Sardar: Aap kya Talash ker Rahi Hein? Lerki: Shermaty Hoye, Me Apni zindgi k ley

Pyaar na inkaar na tha ikraar

Pyaar Na inkaar na tha ikraar Par hum karne lage tum se pyaar Jaane kyun aur kab laga humein Tum hi to ho mere

Woh chat raste hanste baste haseen

Woh Chat, Woh Raste, Woh Hanste Baste, Haseen Nazaare, Woh Chaand Taare, Mera Pata To Poochte To Hoon Ge…~*~/

dedan nun da godar pa

¤ DEDAN ¤ Nun da godar pa gharra Pa yawa plana gatta Pa mounz walarra wa che Na sapa za prre warghlam Bas pa

jagti aankh ka hr bhaid pata

*’* Jagti Aankh Ka Hr Bhaid Pata H Usko, *’* Ye Alag Bat K Kuch Mun S Nhi Bolti Raat, *’* Shehr E Band

Matt tarsa itna kisi ko apni aawaz

Matt Tarsa itna kisi ko apni aawaz k liye.. Kiya pata Teri Aawaz sun kar chalti hon Sansain kisi ki..

Select 1 of da colour zara pata

Select 1 of da colour. Zara pata to chale log ap ko kion pasand kerte hain… Orange Black Green Pink Blue Yellow White Purple.

2 pyaz 3 lasan 50 gm zira

2 Pyaz 3 Lasan 50 Gm Zira 3 Pao Mirch 2 Spøøn Namak 1 Cup Water Aur Thora sa Hara Danya Pata Hai Hum

Pathan maa hum bara ho k airforce

Pathan: maa hum bara ho k airforce me jay ga maa.. Beta mujhe kese pata chalega k ye mere bete ka jahaz hy pathan:

Hamein pata tha k teri dosti jaammein

Hamein pata Tha k Teri Dosti k ‘Jaam’Mein ‘Zehar’hy ” Lekin. . .!! Tere pilaney Mein khaloos itNa Tha k Hum ‘Thukra’ Na saky….

Pyar to zindagi ka afsana hai iska

Pyar To zindagi Ka Afsana Hai. Iska Apna Hi Ek Tarana Hai. Pata Hai Sbko Milenge Sirf Aansu. Par Na Jaane Duniya Me Har

Rukta b nahi theek se chalta hai

Rukta b nahi theek se chalta b nahi hai Ye Dil k tere baaD sambhalta b nahi hai Ek umr se hum uski tamanna

Jab bachcha paida hota hai to saray

Jab bachcha paida hota hai to saray khandaan walay usay daikhnay aatay hain. Bachchay ka baap kehta hai: ‘meray betay ka chehra to meray

Pathan imported condom hai dukandar han

Pathan: Imported condom hai.? Dukandar: Han, size batao.? Pathan: Nahi pata Dukandar: Samny room mai table mai surakh hai us mai daal kr size

Din ek boy ko pata chala k

‘din ek boy ko pata chala k may 3 mint me mar jawo ga.. us ny apni Lover and Friend ko message kiya meray

The movie jurassic park a pathan goes

The Movie Jurassic Park A Pathan goes to see the Movie Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his

Roye is qadar woh meri laash se

Roye Is Qadar Woh Meri Laash Se Lipat Ker ‘Faraz’ Agar Is Bat ka Pata Hota To Kab k Mar Gaye Hotay.

Her ibadat ka pata nahi k wo

HER Ibadat Ka Pata Nahi K Wo Qabool Huwi B Hy K Nahi. Per “DUROOD PAK” Aisi Ibadt Hy K Zaban Se Alfaz Nikalty

Pathan driver road accident kerne par pakra

Pathan Driver, Road accident kerne par pakra gaya… Judge: Accident kaisay hoa!! Pathan: Khuda ki kasam ham ko nahe pata… , , , Ham

Meanings of these days sun itwar

Meanings of these days.. Sun: Itwar Mon: Peer Tus: Mangal Wed: Budh Thu: Jumerat Fri: Juma Sat: Hafta. Hahahahahaha: Mujhy to class1 se hi

Love you kheny ka sub sy behtar

Love you kheny ka sub sy behtar din konsa hay? . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

kasy ho j my dear

(‘.’) kasy ho /)j)/ my dear.?? / / (‘.’) ap ko /)j) pata hy? / / K Zindgi Ka K0i Bhr0sa Nhe! Is Liye

Dulha main shadi se pehle 20 lrkiyon

Dulha Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 Lrkiyon Ko grlfrnd bana chuka Hon. Dulhan Mujhe Pata Tha K Jab Humare Sitare Milty Hain To Krtoot

1 din larke ko pata chalta hai

1 din 1 larke ko pata chalta hai k wo 10 minuntes mein mar jaye ga wo ossi waqt apni GF ko msg krta

Paigham 11ramzaninsan ka kirdar uski zuban k

Paigham 11RAMZAN‘Insan ka kirdar uski zuban k neche poshida hy,agar kisi shakhs ke kirdar ka pata lgana ho to usko sakht ghussy ki halat

Pata ha jab aap ghar se nikalte

Pata Ha Jab Aap Ghar Se Nikalte Ho To Larkiyan Apko Hasrat Se Dekhti Hain Aahain Bharti Hain Or Sochti Hain Ye “Ur Name”

Good night koi ghalti ya baat

‘Good Night’ koi ghalti ya koi baat buri lagi ho to maaf krdijiye ga, pata nhi $ubha Aankh khule ya dupeher ko…:-D

Tarap k dekh kisi ki chahat me

Tarap k dekh kisi ki chahat me, To pata chale k intizar kiya hota hai, Yun hi mil jaye aagar koyi bina tarpe, To

Andaz apna dekhta hain aainy mein wo

Andaz apna dekhta hain aainy mein wo ,, Aur ye bhi dekhta hai koi dekhta na ho ,, Apni dua mein sirf mujy maangta

Sardar driver ko road accident kerne par

Sardar driver ko Road Accident kerne par Pakar liya Gaya. Judge: Accident kaisay huwa. Sardar: O pata nai G Main te Sutta hoya c…

33 8 ye kese hua

3+3 = 8 Ye Kese Hua? Socho! Han Han Socho! Zehan Pe Zoor Dalo! Shabash..! Or Socho! Nahi Pata? Main Bataon Kese Hua Ghalti

Dhondtey thay aap se milney k bahaney

Dhondtey thay aap se milney k bahaney kitney, samney reh kr bhi rahay beganay kitney, hum ney to piyar ka ik pegham hi diya

Tu chamakta chand teri roshni achi lgi

tu chamakta chand teri roshni achi lgi, tu mera apna hay teri dillagi achi lagi, tujsy pehly to nae tha zindagi ka kuch pata

Tery jabeen pe likha tha ke tu

tery jabeen pe likha tha ke tu bhula de ga so main bhi bhaanp gaya tha ke tu bhula dayga har ik shaks se

Teri yadon teri sochon pe mushtamil hota

Teri yadon teri sochon pe mushtamil hota Tere sath main lamha lamha dharrakta rehta Khud se mujh ko juda na tu kar pata Teri

Chehra mera tha nigahen us ki khamushi

chehra mera tha nigahen us ki khamushi main bhi wo baten us ki mere chehre pe gazal likhti gain sher kahti hui ankhen us

O utho dekho pakistan main kiya

O Utho Utho Dekho Pakistan Main Kiya Howa Hai Nahi Pata?? ? ? ? Nahi Pata?? OoH0 shubha Howi Hai YaaR. (‘,) *==))=* __/

Zindagi ma sub pr atibaar kro magar

zindagi ma sub pr atibaar kro magar ‘DIL’per nhi QK dil ka atibar toot jaye to insan jee nhi pata.

Ek sahab dosray se bhai ye

Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen? Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho

Gaalon ka to pata nhi ankhay tu

Gaalon Ka To Pata Nhi Ankhay Tu Khoob Hain …. Deedar Abhi Naqaab Se Aagay Nhi Gayaa …!!!

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