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Larki patane ke 101 tarike

LARKI PATANE KE 101 TARIKE – {***} Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare, isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai {***} Ladkiyon

Dil e gumrah ko ay kash pata hota

Dil-e-gumrah ko Ay Kash Pata hota ‘GHALIB’ Shadi dilchasp hai tab tak! K Jab tak ho nhi jati . Kanwaro k liye pegam.e.nasihat

Kade lagda ke oh mainu sata rahe

Kade Lagda Ke Oh Mainu Sata Rahe Ne Dooje Pal He Inj Lagda Jive Mere Nede Aa Rahe Ne Kuj Lok Hunde Ne Hanjuan

Sardar suffering from cold and was shivering

Sardar suffering from cold and was shivering. His son called a doc. Doc: What happened? Son: Bimari da ta pata nahin per baapu saver

Wo kehti thi mere dil

Wo kehti thi ! Mere dil ko mohabt bojh lagti hai K Is ki band nagri se Mujhe kuch khaof aata hai Hr ik

Zindagi bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi pata

ZINDAGI Bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi,.. Pata nahi kis aur jaa rahi hai,.. Guzre waqt ko dabaye hue,… Jaane kis mod par aa rahi

Mere dil te asar tera hi rehnda

Mere dil te asar tera hi rehnda hai, Merian galan vich zikar tera hi rehnda hai, Pata nahi kee rishta hai tera te mera,

Tery bina ye dil kahi na lagy

Tery bina ye dil kahi na lagy tujh ko tujh say chura lo agar bura na lagy Agar tum per marna hai tu is

Ta pata da

Ta Ta Pata Da / (‘_’) // // // // // // // Wapda walo k Dumra Ghut Chenzay

Ek ustad lecture k doran behoda guftago

Ek ustad lecture k doran behoda guftago karta tha ek din larkion ne tang aa kar plan banaya k ab agar aisa howa tu

Lab khamosh hain aankhon se baat hoti

Lab khamosh hain aankhon se baat hoti hai Aise hi mohabbat ki shuruwat hoti hai ,,,… Tere hi khayalon me khoye rehte hai hum

Dil karta hai k apne hath pe

Dil Karta Hai K Apne Hath Pe Likhon, i Miss You, oR Yehi Hath Tmhare kaan k niche jama k Doon, Ta K Tumhe

Woh skeks ek pel k liye bhi

Woh skeks ek pel k liye bhi meri geliyo say na guzra Sari umar jis ko ma apna pata daiti rehi Hesret rehi ke

Railway officer was taking an interview

Railway officer was taking an interview.. Officer:Tumhe pata chale ke 2 train 1 hi track pe opposite dirction mein aa rahi hain to tum

Zindagi bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi pata

ZINDAGI Bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi,.. Pata nahi kis aur jaa rahi hai,.. Guzre waqt ko dabaye hue,… Jaane kis mod par aa rahi

Apna sir oncha rakho k tum ksi

Apna sir oncha rakho k tum ksi se nahi darte lekin nigahain nechi rakho ta k pata chale k tum ek ba izat ghrane

Bv ne kameez utari shohar ki

BV ne kameez utari, Shohar ki taraf dekhte hoe shalwar b utar ker boli ‘Pata he na, kya krna he?’ Shohar: Haan kapre dhone

Teacher tumhary abbu kaya karty hain

Teacher. Tumhary abbu kaya karty hain? . . . . . . . . . Student. Miss pata nahi hum jaldi so jatay hain.

Her ibadat ka pata nahi k wo

HER Ibadat Ka Pata Nahi K Wo Qabool Huwi B Hy K Nahi. Per “DUROOD PAK” Aisi Ibadt Hy K Zaban Se Alfaz Nikalty

Pata nahi kya layegi rang yadi chahte

Pata nahi kya layegi rang. yadi chahte ho rehna azad, to utho, sambhalo apne desh ko mar kar in dhokhebaaz netaon ko dhakka jeet

Suhag raat wife piche nhi aage

Suhag raat wife: piche nhi aage dalte hain sardar: kaise pata? Wife: mera frnd mere aage dalta tha. sardar: tu chup kr! Mera dost

Zarori hidayatis ko ignore na karnaek dam

Zarori HidayatIs Ko Ignore Na Karna Ek Dam Kisi KSamney Dosti KaHath Na Barhaya KaroKya Pata K Us Ne Bathroom Se Aane A Baad

Khud ba phirtay nazar aayein gay tufanon

Khud Ba Khud Phirtay Nazar Aayein Gay Tufanon K Rukh Tum Fiza Mein Parcham e Abbas (A.S) Lehranay Toa Do Kon Roya Kon Soya

Aik martaba hazrat mohammad saw nay farishto

Aik Martaba Hazrat Mohammad (S.A.W) nay Farishto say pucha… Ay Allah k farishto tumhain kabhi hansi nahi aati ?? Agar aati hai to kb

1 namaz ki halat me aankhen band

1. Namaz Ki Halat Me Aankhen Band Krna Makroh Hy 2. Namaz Me Jab Qayam Per Khary Ho To Nazren Sajdy Ki Jaga Rakho

T0ba jab banda toba karta hai tu

‘T0BA’ Jab banda toba karta hai tu ALLAH pak frishton se frmaty hain k Aaj Asmanon main chraghan kardo, frishty sbab pochty hain to

Pata ha jab aap ghar se nikalte

Pata Ha Jab Aap Ghar Se Nikalte Ho To Larkiyan Apko Hasrat Se Dekhti Hain Aahain Bharti Hain Or Sochti Hain Ye “Ur Name”

Niklay hum dunya ky bheer main to

niklay hum dunya ky bheer main to pata chala Keh her woh shakhs akeela hay jo muhat karta hay+966569408409

gumsum si ye raat kab guzri

** GumSum Si Ye Raat Kab guzri pata Nahi ** ^^ A jaan ^^ ** Bas KhOya Tha Tere KhayalOon Men ke Subha Se

Aik admi ko jin chimadh gya sardar

AIK ADMI KO JIN CHIMADH GYA AIK SARDAR NE DAWA KIYA KE MAIN JIN NAKAL SAKTA HOON SARDAR NE US ADMI KE SAR PER

Zindagi ma sub pr atibaar kro magar

zindagi ma sub pr atibaar kro magar ‘DIL’per nhi QK dil ka atibar toot jaye to insan jee nhi pata.

Give oneenglishwordforapnay kiye pay pani phair denanahi

Give oneEnglishwordfor.. ‘apnay kiye pay pani phair dena’ …? …?? ….??? ….???? Nahi pata na ?..... ‘FLUSH’!!!!!!!!

Main 3 tak ginon ga agr tu

Main 3 Tak Ginon Ga Agr Tu Nai Bhaga To Gand Me Goli Maar Dunga 1 2 3 Nahi Bhaga Na Pata Tha Tjhe

Usay maine he likha tha k

Usay Maine He Likha Tha K Lehje Burf Ho Jain Tu Phir Pighla Nhi Krte Prinday Darr K Urr Jain To Phir Lota Nhi

Is qadar toot kar na chaho use

is qadar toot kar na chaho use aghaz-e-bohabbat main faraz kiya pata us ki saheli us se bhi ziyada achhi ho

1 ustad lecture k doran behoda guftugu

1 ustad lecture k doran behoda guftugu kar jata tha. Larkion nay faisla kia k ayenda esa hoa tou wo ahtejajun class chor kar

Tumhari duniya me ji rahe hai hum

Tumhari Duniya Me Ji Rahe Hai Hum,. Kabhi Kabhi Yaad Kar Liya Karo,. Maut To Kal Aani Hai Sabko. Tumhare Bin Jite Hai Kaise.

Ek charsi 3rd floor se neeche gir

Ek charsi 3rd Floor Se Neeche Gir Gaya Log Uske Ird-Gird Jama HoGaye Or Poocha: Kya Hua Bhai? Charsi: Pata Nhi Mai Khud Abi

Chehra mera tha nigahen us ki khamushi

chehra mera tha nigahen us ki khamushi main bhi wo baten us ki mere chehre pe gazal likhti gain sher kahti hui ankhen us

Ek sardar k ghar chor agaye ko

EK SARDAR K GHAR CHOR AGAYE SARDAR KO PATA CHALA TO UTH K CHOR K PEECHE BAGA CHOR B BAGNE LAGA SARDAR DORTE HUE

Galti hoi k use jaan se bhe

GALTI HOI K USE JAAN SE BHE ZIDYA CHANE LAGE FARAZ KIA PATA THA KA MERI ITNE SE WAFA USE BEWAFA KAR DI GI

Labon pe phool khiltay hain kisi ke

laboN pe phool khiltay haiN kisi ke naam se pahle diloN ke deep jalte hain charagh-e shaam se pahle kabhi manzar badalne par bhi

Ghalti humari thi k usse had se

Ghalti Humari Thi K Usse Had Se Bhi Ziyada Chahne Lage Hum ‘Faraz Humain Kia Pata Tha Humari Itni Wafa Usse Bewafa Bana De

Kuch loog hotay hain aansu ki trah

Kuch loog hotay hain aansu ki trah. . . . ~ DOST ~ Pata hi nahi lagta saath de rahay hain ya chhorr k

Friendship is an interpers0nal and immediate understanding

Friendship is an interpers0nal and immediate understanding of interacti0nal ways of peculiaristic and dem0cratically undefined methods of c0ntrolling em0ti0nal hyperbolic reacti0ns Sirf friend kehnay

1pehla pyar hamesha dhokha kyo deta hai

1.Pehla Pyar Hamesha Dhokha Kyo Deta Hai 2.Pehla Pyar Hamesha Insaan Bhool Kyo Nhi Pata 3.Pehla Pyar Hamesha Dard Kyo Deta Hai Reply Me

Sardar building se gira doctor said he

Sardar Building Se Gira… Doctor Said: He is Dead. Sardar Suddenly Wake Up & Said: Main Zinda Hoon. Sardars Wife: Tu Peya Reh Tenu

Baap tum ne apni ammi se unchi

Baap: Tum ne apni ammi se unchi awaz mein bat ki? Beta: Mujhe pata hai k apko jalan ho rahi hai Baap: Woh kese?

Kia ap ko pata hai jo kal

kia ap ko pata hai jo kal ki date guzar gai us se allaha ka name parta tha wo aisay k 4 1 11

Khawab tha bhikar gaya khayal mila nahi

Khawab Tha Bhikar Gaya, Khayal Tha Mila Nahi, Magar Ye Dil Ko Kya Hua, Ye Kyu Bujha Pata Nahi, Tamam Din Udaas Din, Tamaam

Vvimportant tehqeeq se sabit huwa hai

V.V.Important =;=;= Tehqeeq se Sabit huwa Hai k Quraan Pak ki Surah-e-‘REHMAN’ Mai Hepatitis ‘A’, ‘B’or’C’ (Peeliya) ki Shifa hai, Agar koi (7) din

Teacher to 14 year old student tenu

Teacher to 14 year old student: ‘Tenu pata ae ,es umer vich Quaid e Azam ne Matric kr liya si . Student: Sir twadi

Tanhaeon men judai ki saza dy gyay

Tanhaeon men judai ki saza dy gyay hen *WO*, Wafa k badlay kya khoub wafa day gyay hen *WO*, KEHTAY HEN K JAB NA

Tum sy mil kr yh jana pyar

Tum sy mil kr yh jana pyar aik dokha hai?Ah hm jana zindage aik samjhota hay. Tm pr yaqeen hud sa zada tha kya

Pathan driver road accident kerne par pakra

Pathan Driver, Road accident kerne par pakra gaya… Judge: Accident kaisay hoa!! Pathan: Khuda ki kasam ham ko nahe pata… , , , Ham

Hamein pata tha k teri dosti

Hamein Pata Tha K Teri Dosti K ‘Jaam’ Mein ‘Zehar’ hy bhai jan Lekin. !! Tera muskra kar pilane ka andaz esa Tha k

Yunhi ajnabi na bna kro kbi

Yunhi ajnabi na bna kro kbi muskra k mila kro, Kbi sun to lo mera hal-e-dil kbi mujh se koi gila kro, Teri ik

Mujhe pata chala k mera dost bohat

Mujhe Pata Chala k Mera DOST Bohat Udaas Hai To Is Liye 2 Larkiyan Bhej Raha Hoon. (-_-) SHEELA / / (. (. /

Kehti hai duniya jise pyar nasha hai

Kehti Hai Duniya Jise Pyar, Nasha Hai, Khata Hai Humne Bhi Kiya Hai Yaar, Isliye Hume Bhi Pata Hai Milti Hai Thodi Khushiyan Zyaada

Hasdi c hasaundi phir muskaraode se sharmaudi

hasdi c hasaundi c phir muskaraode se phir sharmaudi bach pata lagian ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,oh yara nu fudu banudi c.

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta:

Zaban khamosh hoti hain nazar se kaam

Zaban Khamosh Hoti Hain Nazar Se kaam Hota Ha Isi Mahool Ka Shayad Mohabbat Naam Hoti Ha Andaz behkne Lagta Ha Baaton Mein shararat

Hamen pata tha k teri mohabat jaam

Hamen pata tha k teri mOhabat k ‘JAAM’ me ‘ZEHAR’ hy dOst….. Lekin.! Teray pilaney me khulOOs itna tha k ham ‘THOKRA’ na sakey

Apni dunya me yu mast rehta tha

Apni Dunya me yu mast rehta tha ME, Mout ki fikar na karta tha Me,Gunah ko Gunah na samajhta tha Me, Lazzato k piche

Ek pathan masjid se bohat khushi jumme

Ek pathan Masjid Se Bohat Khushi Khushi jumme ki namaz parh k nikla, Dost Ne Khushi Ki Waja Poochi to, Pathan bola: Molvi Sahab

Sabko pata hai ma zamane me

Sabko Pata hai ma Zamane me Badnaam Hun, Tere Samne Zindagi Pari hai Guzaarne k Liye, Main tu Likh kar Mitaya huwa Ek Naam

Jo bhee bura bhala hai allah janta

jo bhee bura bhala hai allah janta hai bande ke dil meiN kya hai allah janta hai yeh farsh-o-arsh kya hai allah janta hai

Array diwaaanon mujhe pehchano kaha se

Array Diwaaanon! Mujhe Pehchano Kaha Se Aaya? Me Ho Kon? Me Ho Koon? Me Ho Me Ho? Me Ho, Number Dekh K Pata Nai

Aap ko pata hai k pakistan mein

Aap ko pata hai k ‘PAKISTAN’ mein kia ho raha hai+? ? . . . . . . . . . . . .

Usey yaad ker k na dil dukha

usey yaad ker k na dil dukha, jo guzar gia wo guzar gia, kahan lout ker koi ayai ga, jo guzar gia wo guzar

Sardar tree per cherha to bander ne

Sardar tree per cherha to bander ne poocha: kyon cher rehe ho sardar: apple khane k liye bander: mager yeh to mango ka tree

class teacher bache se pata

*. .Class teacher bache se : Pata hai bache kaise paida hote hain ? Bacha : Iss mein kon si bari baat hai mujhe

Ansso muskhrat say zayada spcial hoty hain

ansso muskhrat say zayada spcial hoty hain pata hay q? q k muskhrhat to sub kely hoty hain magar ansso srif un kaliye hoty

Bol do dil ki baat hum tera

bol do dil ki baat hum tera raaz rakhey ge . keh do aaj her aik baat hum tera raaz rekhain ge. tum ko

Dont open it for atleast 2 more

Don’t open it for atleast 2 more day, . . . . . . Mujhey pata tha aap say sabar kahan ho ga, Happy

Kitne khushnasib hain hum jo hamain sapne

Kitne khushnasib hain hum jo hamain sapne lene k liye ye pyari si raat mili yeh chand, ye taray miley or sapnon ki saughat

Uttar na jae kahin yeh khumaar aakhri

Uttar Na Jae Kahin Yeh Khumaar Aakhri Hay Ab Aa Bhi Ja K Tera Intezar Aakhri Hay Phir Is K Bad Yeh Moqa Milay

Agar facebook pakistan mein ejaad hota to

Agar facebOok Pakistan mein ejaad hOta tO ? like : lush cOmment : jhuti tareef … unlike : pOnka single : akeli hai ,

Akhirat ka paper out hai section

AKHIRAT ka PAPER out hai, Section A ‘QABAR’ men 3 question hain. Q1. Tumhara RAB kon? Q2. Tumhara DEEN kia hai? Q3.Tumhara NABI kon?

Insan zendagi mein 2 cheeze nahi bhool

Insan Zendagi mein 2 Cheeze nahi Bhool Pata 1 Wo jo Mushkil Tareen halat mein sath de. 2 Wo jo mushkil Tareen halat mein

Sardar building se gira doctor said he

Sardar Building Se Gira… Doctor Said: He is Dead. Sardar Suddenly Wake Up & Said: Main Zinda Hoon. Sardars Wife: Tu Peya Reh Tenu

Romance kahan se shuru hota hai

‘Romance’ Kahan Se Shuru Hota Hai..? ? ? ? ? Socho socho.. ? ? Socho. ? Nahi Pata? Mai Batata Hun . . Stupid

1phansi ka time fajar k bad or

1.Phansi ka time Fajar k bad or suraj nikalne se pehle q fix kia gya ha? Kisi or time pe Phansi q nhi dete?

talash e manzil janan to ik

*’* Talash E Manzil E Janan To Ik Bahana Tha, *’* Tamam Umr Men Apni Taraf Rawana Tha, *’* Men Teri Dhun Men Rawan

Rooy ga is qadar wo meri lash

Rooy ga is Qadar wo meri Lash se lypat kar ‘FARAZ’ Agar es Baat ka pata hota to kab k mar gaey hotey…

Always smile you know why bcozhanso jiyo

Always smile ,you know why? bcoz..hanso ,jiyo ? muskurao kya pata ? kal daat ho na ho?

Humari muskorahat dakh k dunnya nay socha

Humari muskorahat dakh k dunnya nay socha k hum ghum say khali hay, Par dunnya ko kya pata jis ghum k bagh may dunnya

Ek sawal hai jisne mujhe bohat sochne

Ek Sawal Hai Jisne Mujhe Bohat Sochne pe Majboor Kya Hua Hai. Pata Nahi Tumhein Bhi Aata Hoga Ya Nahi? Lekin Phir Bhi Itni

Ab mjhe mae nahi maekada chahiye

Ab mjhe mae nahi, maekada chahiye, Kch nahi or us k siwa chahiye. Aik din tjh sy milne zaror aon ga, Zindagi mjh ko

Sehar k waqt girti hai chaman mein

Sehar K Waqt Girti Hai Chaman Mein Is Liya Shabnam. . . K Har Pata Wazoo Kr K Kry HAMD-O-SANA RABB ki. ASLAMUALIKUM… ‘SUBHA

Kiya aap janty hain k mard ulty

Kiya Aap janty hain k mard ulty hath or orat seedhy hath me ghari Q bandhty hain? . . . SOCHO! . . .

Aap ne kae dafa logo k mouh

Aap Ne kae dafa logo k mouh se suNa hoga ‘BHOSRI K’ magR aaj tak kisi ko is ki histoRy Nahi pata.. Hum bhe

Kehta hy mullaa zikr e ali

Kehta Hy Mullaa – Zikr-e ALI a.s Na Karo Namaz Baatil Hy. – Hmaaray Markaz K Aagay Doosra Nizaam Baatil Hy. – Array Oh

Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata

Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata kya hai Is bechain khamoshi ki wajah kya hai Unhain ja kay koi kahay hum lay lenge

teachar 3 or kitney huwey

*. .Teachar: 3 or 3 kitney huwey? Pathan: 6 huwe Teachar: shabash ye lo 6 toffiyan Pathan: hum ko pehley pata hota to 33

Hamein pata tha k teri muhabat jaam

Hamein Pata Tha K Teri Muhabat K ‘Jaam’ Mein ‘Zehar’ hai ‘ BEWAFA Lekin.! ……… Tere Pilany Mein Khaloos itNa Tha k HuM Thukra

Jangal they tareek kahin kahin matti rait

Jangal they tareek kahin, Kahin matti rait k teeley they Ishq ki rah me any waley, pather b nokiley thy. Tery hijar k naag

Jiski talash hai usko pata bhi nahi

Jiski Talash hai Usko pata bhi nahi, Hamari Chahat ko Usne samja hi nahi, Hum puchhte rahe ki Kya Tumhe Humse Pyaar hai, Aur

Zindagi bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi pata

ZINDAGI Bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi,.. Pata nahi kis aur jaa rahi hai,.. Guzre waqt ko dabaye hue,… Jaane kis mod par aa rahi

Dosti ki galion me koi gam na

Dosti ki galion me koi gam na ho, Humara ye pyaar kabhi kam na ho, Bus yehi hai dua tum khush raho, Kya pata

Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata

Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata kya hai Is bechain khamoshi ki wajah kya hai Unhain ja kay koi kahay hum lay lenge

Azaan khamoshi se suna karo aur jawab

‘AZAAN’ Khamoshi Se Suna Karo Aur Jawab Bhi Diya Karo ‘AZAAN’ K 1.AIK Lafz K Badle (1500) Nekiyan Milti Hain Mukamal ‘AZAAN’ Se (2640000)

Discussion bw 2 persons 1980 x yar

Discussion b/w 2 persons 1980 X: yar ye light kub jati he Y: pata nai, mere khyal me sal me aik bar 2001 X:

Us nay agar chorh diya to toot

us nay agar chorh diya to toot kar bikhar jao’n ga main wasi usay kya pata keh woh kitna anmol hay meray liye

Aaj main aap ko bataungi k ka

Aaj Main aap ko bataungi k aap ka aane wala kal kya hai , , , , , , , , , , Main

Namaz ki halat ma aankhen band karna

Namaz ki Halat ma Aankhen Band Karna Makroh Hai. Namaz Ma Jab Qayam Mai Khary Hon To Nazren Sajdy Ki Jaga Rakho. Jab Ruku

Jb pechly sal ramzan ay to

Jb Pechly Sal RAMZAN Ay To Mery Kuch Rozy Bagher SEHRI k Howe Qk Meri Nind Boht Paki Hy Or Me SEHRI Me Uth

Hamein pata tha k teri muhabat

Hamein Pata Tha K Teri Muhabat K ‘Jaam’ Mein ‘Zehar’ hai ‘ BEWAFA Lekin.! Tere Pilany Mein Khaloos itNa Tha k HuM Thukra Na

Mohabbat mein kashish rakhnay ko sharmana zaroori

Mohabbat mein kashish rakhnay ko sharmana zaroori hai, Mohabbat na samajh hoti hai samjhaana zaroori hai, Jo dil mein hai ussay hotthon pay kehlaanaa

Gazal of my whole life written by

Gazal Of My Whole Life Written By Stifler SSK Main khayal hon kise aur ka, mujhi sochta koi aur han Saree aaiena mera akss

Mujh ko ruswa sare mehfil to na

MUJH KO RUSWA SARE MEHFIL TO NA KERWAYA KARE KAASH ANSOO MERI ANKHON MAI HI REH JAAYA KARE AI HAWA MAINE TO BAS USKA

Sardar aba g ma apni biwi nu

Sardar: Aba G! Ma apni biwi nu sms kita k rati awan ga. Ma gya te O ksi hor nal suti hoi si. Me

Sardaryar meri biwi pani say bohat darti

Sardar:yar meri biwi pani say bohat darti hai. Friend:kaisay pata chala? Sardar:yar kal mai ghar pohncha to woh bath tub mai bhi security guard

Apni tanhai ka aalm tujh ko batau

Apni tanhai ka aalm tujh ko batau kase apni barson ki trp chpaon kase raha na ja tujh tere bin ab main apne dill

Hamein pata tha k teri muhabat jaam

Hamein Pata Tha K Teri Muhabat K “Jaam” Mein “Zehar” hai ” BEWAFA Lekin.! Tere Pilany Mein Khaloos itNa Tha k HuM Thukra Na

Tum kya jano pagal pritam jab

Tum Kya Jano Pagal Pritam Jab Se Tum Pardes Gaye Ho Ghar Khaali Aangan Soona Hai Sawan,Eiden, BeRang Guzren Kuch To Socho Saajan Tum

Koi dost ho tou tum jesa

Koi Dost Ho Tou Tum Jesa Koi Chahne Wala Ho Tou Tum Jesa Koi Dil Se Pyara Ho Tou Tum Jesa Pata Nahi Q

Jo bat hamare dil main thi wo

Jo bat hamare dil main thi wo dosro ko kase pata chaly Y.Ali Shayed ke hum neend main be un ka he nam laite

purani kahawat hai k sone time

*. .Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time Tension Ko Sath Le Kar Nahi Sona Chahiye Lekin Phir B Log Pata Nahi Q Apni

Aik pathan apni biw ko leke riksha

aik pathan apni biw ko leke riksha mein ja raha tha to us ne raksha wale ko bola k mujhe pata hai k sheeshay

Youn udasion k sabab howa karty hain

..”Youn Udasion K Sabab Howa Karty Hain. Jo Shab Gham Sare Meh-fil Chor Jaya Karty Hain. Jin Say Raha Ho Taluq Bhut Qareeb Rahny

Phool murjatay achay nahi lagtay aap

Phool Murjatay Achay Nahi Lagtay, Aap Lun Khujatay Achay Nahi Lagtay, Ab To Koi Larki Pata Lo Meri Jan, Roz Bathroom Main Hath Chalaatay

Mujhe pata hai ke main tanha ho

~’Mujhe Pata hai ke main Tanha ho jaon’ga Ek Din, Is Poori kainat se Juda ho jaon’ga Ek Din, ‘Main to Panchi hon Mera

Biwi mere khyal me humari beti se

Biwi: Mere Khyal me Humari Beti se kisi ko mhbt ho gayi hai, Husband: Tum ko kese pata chala ? Biwi:Kyun K WO kafi

Plz is sawal ka rply zror krna

Plz is sawal ka rply zror krna. ‘Ik Cheez Hy Jo Agr Khushk Hy To 2 Kilo, Geeli Hy To 1 Kilo,Or Agr Jal

Lafz chunti hon harf prhti toot jate

lafz lafz chunti hon harf harf prhti hon toot toot jate hon kai baar girti hon kai baar sanbhalti hon reza reza hoti hon

Larkiyon k top 10 jhoot 1i

LARKIYON K TOP 10 JHOOT: 1. I miss u. 2. I am single. 3. Mai pehli dafa kisi larkay se baat kr rhi hoon.

Sarda ki bv raat kafi hogai hy

Sarda ki BV: Raat kafi hogai hy pr sarda ji gar nhi aye zarur koi larki ka chakar hy. Sardar ki maa: Hamesha bura

Dhondtey thay aap se milney k bahaney

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