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Pata SMS Messages

nikley hum dunia ki bheer main

*’* Nikley Hum Dunia Ki Bheer Main Tu Pata Chala, MUHSIN, K Her Wo Shakhs Udas Ha Jisy Ham Msg Nhi Karty.

Kya aap ko pata hy books

Kya aap ko pata hy…? Books samne rakh kar B na parh pane wali bemari ka naam kya hy…? . . . . .

Larkiyon k top 10 jhoot 1i

LARKIYON K TOP 10 JHOOT: 1. I miss u. 2. I am single. 3. Mai pehli dafa kisi larkay se baat kr rhi hoon.

Bhula sakte to kab ka dia hota

Bhula Sakte to Kab ka Bhula Dia Hota Mita sakte To Kab Ka Mita Dia hota Tumen Kia Pata Kitna dard deti Hain Tumhari

1pehla pyar hamesha dhokha kyo deta hai

1.Pehla Pyar Hamesha Dhokha Kyo Deta Hai 2.Pehla Pyar Hamesha Insaan Bhool Kyo Nhi Pata 3.Pehla Pyar Hamesha Dard Kyo Deta Hai Reply Me

sukhte ja rahy hen gul buty

*’* Sukhte Ja Rahy Hen Gul Buty, Bagh Kante Ugae Jate Hen, *’* Jate Mosam Ko Kis Tarah Rokon Pata pata Urae Jata hai

Dil karta hai k apne hath pe

Dil Karta Hai K Apne Hath Pe Likhon, i Miss You, oR Yehi Hath Tmhare kaan k niche jama k Doon, Ta K Tumhe

Azmat e deen mustafa zainab sa

Azmat e Deen e Mustafa Zainab (S.A) Hubahu Shakal e Fatima (S.A) Zainab (S.A) Ae Azadar e Shah (A.S) Jeetay Raho Hum Ko Deti

Pathan new car laya dost bolayaar is

PATHAN new Car laya. dost bola:yaar is pr kuch aisa likhwa k pata chale ye pathan ka gari ha. Pathan ne 4ro gates pe

Jes match ma hum naumeed ho kr

Jes match ma hum naumeed ho kr sooo jatay hn ~~~LAiLAA bd ma pak woh match jeet jata ha. pata nae kya chakrr ha

Ik murghi ko kaway se pyar hoa

Ik murghi ko kaway se pyar hoa..,, Jab murghay ko pata chala to wo murghi ka paas gya or bola k mujh mai kya

Masjid k baher chappal rakhne me aur

masjid k baher chappal rakhne me aur miss call dene me kya common hai???socho,,,,,nahi pata chala…. .dono me dar laga rahta hai KOI UTHA

class teacher bache se pata

*. .Class teacher bache se : Pata hai bache kaise paida hote hain ? Bacha : Iss mein kon si bari baat hai mujhe

Sarda ki bv raat kafi hogai hy

Sarda ki BV: Raat kafi hogai hy pr sarda ji gar nhi aye zarur koi larki ka chakar hy. Sardar ki maa: Hamesha bura

Ek larki park mein idher udher ghom

Ek Larki Park Mein Idher Udher Ghom Rahi Thi Sardar: Aap kya Talash ker Rahi Hein? Lerki: Shermaty Hoye, Me Apni zindgi k ley

Pyaar na inkaar na tha ikraar

Pyaar Na inkaar na tha ikraar Par hum karne lage tum se pyaar Jaane kyun aur kab laga humein Tum hi to ho mere

Woh chat raste hanste baste haseen

Woh Chat, Woh Raste, Woh Hanste Baste, Haseen Nazaare, Woh Chaand Taare, Mera Pata To Poochte To Hoon Ge…~*~/

Pathan maa hum bara ho k jahaz

PATHAN MAA HUM BARA HO K JAHAZ URAE GA MAA BETA MUJHE KESE PATA CHALEGA K YE MERE BETE KA JAHAZ HY PATHAN HUM

dedan nun da godar pa

¤ DEDAN ¤ Nun da godar pa gharra Pa yawa plana gatta Pa mounz walarra wa che Na sapa za prre warghlam Bas pa

jagti aankh ka hr bhaid pata

*’* Jagti Aankh Ka Hr Bhaid Pata H Usko, *’* Ye Alag Bat K Kuch Mun S Nhi Bolti Raat, *’* Shehr E Band

Matt tarsa itna kisi ko apni aawaz

Matt Tarsa itna kisi ko apni aawaz k liye.. Kiya pata Teri Aawaz sun kar chalti hon Sansain kisi ki..

Select 1 of da colour zara pata

Select 1 of da colour. Zara pata to chale log ap ko kion pasand kerte hain… Orange Black Green Pink Blue Yellow White Purple.

Pata ha hum chlormint kyu khate hai

Pata ha hum CHLORMINT kyu khate hai?? Kyu ki.. 5 Star.. Cadbury… Perk…. DairyMilk….. Kit-kat…. or Munch… “ye sab 50 Paise me nahi aati…..”

2 pyaz 3 lasan 50 gm zira

2 Pyaz 3 Lasan 50 Gm Zira 3 Pao Mirch 2 Spøøn Namak 1 Cup Water Aur Thora sa Hara Danya Pata Hai Hum

Pathan maa hum bara ho k airforce

Pathan: maa hum bara ho k airforce me jay ga maa.. Beta mujhe kese pata chalega k ye mere bete ka jahaz hy pathan:

Hamein pata tha k teri dosti jaammein

Hamein pata Tha k Teri Dosti k ‘Jaam’Mein ‘Zehar’hy ” Lekin. . .!! Tere pilaney Mein khaloos itNa Tha k Hum ‘Thukra’ Na saky….

Pyar to zindagi ka afsana hai iska

Pyar To zindagi Ka Afsana Hai. Iska Apna Hi Ek Tarana Hai. Pata Hai Sbko Milenge Sirf Aansu. Par Na Jaane Duniya Me Har

Rukta b nahi theek se chalta hai

Rukta b nahi theek se chalta b nahi hai Ye Dil k tere baaD sambhalta b nahi hai Ek umr se hum uski tamanna

Jab bachcha paida hota hai to saray

Jab bachcha paida hota hai to saray khandaan walay usay daikhnay aatay hain. Bachchay ka baap kehta hai: ‘meray betay ka chehra to meray

Pathan imported condom hai dukandar han

Pathan: Imported condom hai.? Dukandar: Han, size batao.? Pathan: Nahi pata Dukandar: Samny room mai table mai surakh hai us mai daal kr size

Din ek boy ko pata chala k

‘din ek boy ko pata chala k may 3 mint me mar jawo ga.. us ny apni Lover and Friend ko message kiya meray

The movie jurassic park a pathan goes

The Movie Jurassic Park A Pathan goes to see the Movie Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his

Roye is qadar woh meri laash se

Roye Is Qadar Woh Meri Laash Se Lipat Ker ‘Faraz’ Agar Is Bat ka Pata Hota To Kab k Mar Gaye Hotay.

Her ibadat ka pata nahi k wo

HER Ibadat Ka Pata Nahi K Wo Qabool Huwi B Hy K Nahi. Per “DUROOD PAK” Aisi Ibadt Hy K Zaban Se Alfaz Nikalty

Pathan driver road accident kerne par pakra

Pathan Driver, Road accident kerne par pakra gaya… Judge: Accident kaisay hoa!! Pathan: Khuda ki kasam ham ko nahe pata… , , , Ham

Meanings of these days sun itwar

Meanings of these days.. Sun: Itwar Mon: Peer Tus: Mangal Wed: Budh Thu: Jumerat Fri: Juma Sat: Hafta. Hahahahahaha: Mujhy to class1 se hi

Love you kheny ka sub sy behtar

Love you kheny ka sub sy behtar din konsa hay? . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

kasy ho j my dear

(‘.’) kasy ho /)j)/ my dear.?? / / (‘.’) ap ko /)j) pata hy? / / K Zindgi Ka K0i Bhr0sa Nhe! Is Liye

Dulha main shadi se pehle 20 lrkiyon

Dulha Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 Lrkiyon Ko grlfrnd bana chuka Hon. Dulhan Mujhe Pata Tha K Jab Humare Sitare Milty Hain To Krtoot

1 din larke ko pata chalta hai

1 din 1 larke ko pata chalta hai k wo 10 minuntes mein mar jaye ga wo ossi waqt apni GF ko msg krta

Paigham 11ramzaninsan ka kirdar uski zuban k

Paigham 11RAMZAN‘Insan ka kirdar uski zuban k neche poshida hy,agar kisi shakhs ke kirdar ka pata lgana ho to usko sakht ghussy ki halat

Pata ha jab aap ghar se nikalte

Pata Ha Jab Aap Ghar Se Nikalte Ho To Larkiyan Apko Hasrat Se Dekhti Hain Aahain Bharti Hain Or Sochti Hain Ye “Ur Name”

Good night koi ghalti ya baat

‘Good Night’ koi ghalti ya koi baat buri lagi ho to maaf krdijiye ga, pata nhi $ubha Aankh khule ya dupeher ko…:-D

Tarap k dekh kisi ki chahat me

Tarap k dekh kisi ki chahat me, To pata chale k intizar kiya hota hai, Yun hi mil jaye aagar koyi bina tarpe, To

Andaz apna dekhta hain aainy mein wo

Andaz apna dekhta hain aainy mein wo ,, Aur ye bhi dekhta hai koi dekhta na ho ,, Apni dua mein sirf mujy maangta

talash e manzil janan to ik

*’* Talash E Manzil E Janan To Ik Bahana Tha, *’* Tamam Umr Men Apni Taraf Rawana Tha, *’* Men Teri Dhun Men Rawan

Sardar driver ko road accident kerne par

Sardar driver ko Road Accident kerne par Pakar liya Gaya. Judge: Accident kaisay huwa. Sardar: O pata nai G Main te Sutta hoya c…

33 8 ye kese hua

3+3 = 8 Ye Kese Hua? Socho! Han Han Socho! Zehan Pe Zoor Dalo! Shabash..! Or Socho! Nahi Pata? Main Bataon Kese Hua Ghalti

Dhondtey thay aap se milney k bahaney

Dhondtey thay aap se milney k bahaney kitney, samney reh kr bhi rahay beganay kitney, hum ney to piyar ka ik pegham hi diya

Tu chamakta chand teri roshni achi lgi

tu chamakta chand teri roshni achi lgi, tu mera apna hay teri dillagi achi lagi, tujsy pehly to nae tha zindagi ka kuch pata

Tery jabeen pe likha tha ke tu

tery jabeen pe likha tha ke tu bhula de ga so main bhi bhaanp gaya tha ke tu bhula dayga har ik shaks se

Teri yadon teri sochon pe mushtamil hota

Teri yadon teri sochon pe mushtamil hota Tere sath main lamha lamha dharrakta rehta Khud se mujh ko juda na tu kar pata Teri

Chehra mera tha nigahen us ki khamushi

chehra mera tha nigahen us ki khamushi main bhi wo baten us ki mere chehre pe gazal likhti gain sher kahti hui ankhen us

O utho dekho pakistan main kiya

O Utho Utho Dekho Pakistan Main Kiya Howa Hai Nahi Pata?? ? ? ? Nahi Pata?? OoH0 shubha Howi Hai YaaR. (‘,) *==))=* __/

Zindagi ma sub pr atibaar kro magar

zindagi ma sub pr atibaar kro magar ‘DIL’per nhi QK dil ka atibar toot jaye to insan jee nhi pata.

Ek sahab dosray se bhai ye

Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen? Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho

Gaalon ka to pata nhi ankhay tu

Gaalon Ka To Pata Nhi Ankhay Tu Khoob Hain …. Deedar Abhi Naqaab Se Aagay Nhi Gayaa …!!!

Bharwa jaldi petrol lo halat

BHARWA . BHARWA BHARWA BHARWA jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi . . . . Tum Kya Samjhy Thay ..

Baap tum ne apni ammi se unchi

Baap: Tum ne apni ammi se unchi awaz mein bat ki? Beta: Mujhe pata hai k apko jalan ho rahi hai Baap: Woh kese?

Pata hy gabbar ne thakur k haath

Pata hy GABBAR ne thakur k haath Q kaate thay.?? ? ? Q ? socho? kyun k THAKUR GABAR ko SMS nahi karta tha,

Mat poch saqiun k mekhaney ka pata

Mat poch ‘SAQI;un k mekhaney ka pata Sharab kia un k shehar ka pani b ‘Nasha; deta he

Koi rishta na hota to khafa kyun

Koi Rishta Na hota to Khafa kyun hotay Mohsin . . . Yeh Be-Rukhi un ki Mohabbat ka pata deti hai..

T0ba jab banda toba karta hai tu

‘T0BA’ Jab banda toba karta hai tu ALLAH pak frishton se frmaty hain k Aaj Asmanon main chraghan kardo, frishty sbab pochty hain to

Pakistan aur madina tayba ka mutlab 1

Pakistan aur Madina Tayba ka mutlab 1 hi hy Pak= saaf istan= rehne ki jagah Madina= rehne ki jagah Tayba= pak ye 1% Pakistanio

Ye jo dard hy ishq ka

‘Ye jo Dard Hy IshQ ka.. ‘Mujhe is se koi Gila Nhi.. ‘Ye to Zindagi ka usul hy.. ‘Kabhi Apna koi hua Nhi.. ‘Ye

Ussay kehna sard ratoon mein thi thar tay tanha

ussay kehna…! sard ratoon mein thi-thar-tay tanha udass chand k sath uss ka inteezar kia hay mein nay usaay kehna…! amavus ki ratoon mein

Hai yeh aadat namaz se pehlay

Hai Yeh Aadat Namaz Se Pehlay Hai Yeh Aadat Namaz Se Pehlay Choom Kar Main Alam Ko Karta Hoon Ek Ibadat Namaz Se Pehlay

1 pathan 2sre se yaar aaj kia

1 pathan 2sre se yaar aaj kia din hai……… 2sra yaar mujhay nahi pata hai main khud iss city main naya aaya hun….

Aap ne kae dafa logo k mouh

Aap Ne kae dafa logo k mouh se suNa hoga ‘BHOSRI K’ magR aaj tak kisi ko is ki histoRy Nahi pata.. Hum bhe

Pathan ki wife maleria se kaanp rahi

Pathan ki wife Maleria se kaanp rahi thi Doctor: Kya huwa hai ise? Pathan: Beemari ka to pata nai bus subha se ‘Vibration’pe lagi

Question dunya k sab se bara or

Question: DUNYA k sab se bara or khatarnak jadu kahan hota hai_______________??? Nahi pata..?? Ans: *Beauty parlor* Mein…..!!!:-

Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko

Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko apni BV ko pani valy tub me bethaya, BV boli ye kia kr rahe ho, Mistri! Mujy

Golden words agar tum jisay pyar

Golden words Agar tum jisay pyar kartay ho ussay na pa sako to . . . . . . . . us ka number

1st sardar yar ya sun rat ko

1st Sardar yar ya sun rat ko kidr chala jata ha 2nd Sardar: pata nei yar rat ko indra hota ha is lay nazer

Dard dila da jaande waale bedarda nu

Dard Dila Da Jaande, Dard Waale Bedarda Nu Dila Di Saar Ki Hai Maal Mukeya Te Yaari Tutt Chali Pata Hunda Nhi, Hunda Yaar

Meri chahat thhi bas yahi ki tujhe

Meri Chahat Thhi Bas Yahi Ki Tujhe Chaahti Rahoon Teri Khushiyon Ko Tere Kareeb Rehke Nihaarti Rahun Jaanti Thhi Agar Maine Ikraar Kar Diya

Kab loat k aao gy bata q

Kab loat k aao gy bata q nahi dety, Deewar bahanon ki gira q nahi dety, Tum paas ho mery to pata q nahi

Teri yaad chhed jati hai har bar

Teri yaad chhed jati hai har bar ki tarha Nikal ke chal dete hai aanshu har bar ki tarha Jis tarha se khamosh rah

Bahna pata nahi kudrati aap se itna

Bahna Pata nahi Kudrati aap se itna lago kaise ho gaya Bahna aap sab se alag ho is bahi ki aap ko hamesha douwa

Mer ney per humain jannat milay na

mer ney per humain jannat milay na milay yeh hawa yeh fiza milay na milaykarney may kasar na kar meray dost pata nahi uper

Jab haath uthao dua k liye

Jab haath uthao dua k liye…… To Hamain mat bholna Khuda k liye…… kia pata k mery naseeb ki bht si khushyan….. muntazir ho

Apne wajood se mehfil me roshni paida

Apne wajood se mehfil me roshni paida kardo Hai jo dosti ka dhaaga usko tum pakka kardo Itna asaan nahi hai is cheez ka

the best sms in my

( The best sms in my inbox) 1st dost : agr mar gia to tm kia kro gay 2nd dost mazak say bola :

Aap ko pata hai k pakistan mein

Aap ko pata hai k ‘PAKISTAN’ mein kia ho raha hai+? ? . . . . . . . . . . . .

Husband kal mere khawab ma ek lrki

Husband: Kal mere khawab ma ek lrki aye thi. Wah!Kia larki thi. Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tm ko kese pata? Wife: Uska husband

Nikle jub hum duniya ki bheer mein

Nikle jub hum duniya ki bheer mein to pata chala faraz K har wo shakhs akela hai jo apno pe bharosa kerta hai

Dil ko pata tha woh zaroor aayegiwahdil

Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi. Wah… Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi. Par kabhi socha na tha k SURPRISE main apna

Mujrim bhi tha mohsin mera lagta dast e katil

Mujrim bhi tha mohsin bhi mera lagta tha Dast-e-katil bhi mujhy dast-e-HinA lgta tha Ary daikhny waly to usy daikhty reh jaty thy Han

bol aur

‘ /’ | | bol aur bol ,/(.’.), Ap k bare me galat bol raha tha ULTA kr dia.. pata hai Apko BEAUTIFUL bol

Ek phool ajeeb tha kabhi humare

Ek phool ajeeb tha, Kabhi humare bhi bahut kareeb tha, Jab hum chahane lage usse, Toh pata chala, Woh kisi doosre ka naseeb tha..

Select one no jis se pata chale

Select One No: Jis se Pata Chale ga k Apki Ankhon Men kya Nazar ata hai. 11, 22, 33, 44, 55 66, 77, 88,

An elephant meets an ant elephant tmhari

An Elephant meets an Ant. ELEPHANT: Tmhari umer kitni? ANT:25 ELEPHANT: 25 saal or itni choti? ANT: I use lux! Meri beauty se meri

Hum zindagi ki bheer mein kuch is

Hum Zindagi Ki Bheer Mein Kuch is Qadar Kho Gaye.. . . . Pata He Nahi Chala Kab TAMATAR 80 Rupay Kilo Ho Gaye…

Sehar k waqt girti hai chaman mein

Sehar K Waqt Girti Hai Chaman Mein Is Liya Shabnam. . . K Har Pata Wazoo Kr K Kry HAMD-O-SANA RABB ki. ASLAMUALIKUM… ‘SUBHA

Kisne meri kabar par aake diya jala

Kisne meri kabar par aake diya jala diya Bijli kadak ke gir padi sara chaman jala diya Chain se so raha tha main odhe

Teacherteri shikayat aai hai k tu gaalian

Teacher:teri shikayat aai hai k tu gaalian bohat deta hai? Student:sir maine to kabi kisi benchod ko gali nahi di, pata nahi kis madar

Zindagi bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi pata

ZINDAGI Bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi,.. Pata nahi kis aur jaa rahi hai,.. Guzre waqt ko dabaye hue,… Jaane kis mod par aa rahi

Santa to pappu wheres sukhna lake

Santa to Pappu: Where’s Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo. Pappu: Who’s Banta? Santa: Pata nai. Pappu: Kabhi

Kiya aap jante ho k pop corn

Kiya Aap jante ho k ‘Pop corn’ garam tavay par kiu uchalte hain? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Kabhi

Ronaldo meny agr football ko laat mari

Ronaldo: Meny agr football ko laat mari tow wo 3 months tak gol ghumti rhegi. Rajnikant: Yanna Raskalla! Tmko pata hai duniya abhi tak

Kitne khushnasib hain hum jo hamain sapne

Kitne khushnasib hain hum jo hamain sapne lene k liye ye pyari si raat mili yeh chand, ye taray miley or sapnon ki saughat

Ek ustad lecture k doran behoda guftago

Ek ustad lecture k doran behoda guftago karta tha ek din larkion ne tang aa kar plan banaya k ab agar aisa howa tu

Mohabbat mein kashish rakhnay ko sharmana zaroori

Mohabbat mein kashish rakhnay ko sharmana zaroori hai, Mohabbat na samajh hoti hai samjhaana zaroori hai, Jo dil mein hai ussay hotthon pay kehlaanaa

Yahan chahton ka sila nahi yahan dosti

Yahan chahton ka sila nahi, yahan dosti ka maza nahi, yahan janay kesi hawa chali, Rahi dostoon main wafa nahi, yahan jal gaya mera

Uski yadon me doob jata hun khud

uski yadon me doob jata hun. khud ko tanha kbi jo pata hun. qatra qatra wajood se le kr. khwahishon ko lahu piktata hun.

Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai

Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai, Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai, Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun, Vaise dost

Mujhe pata tha k log badal jaate

Mujhe pata tha k log badal jaate hain Aalam Magar may ne kabhi tujhe logon may gina nahi tha

Hum apni wafawon ka sila kis say

Hum apni wafawon ka sila kis say mangtay Hum ba wafa thay lakin wafa kis say mangtay Khud hee to kee thi hum nay

Gaye thy suhany khuwab ankhoun me ley

Gaye Thy Suhany Khuwab Ankhoun Me Ley Kar DOSTO Keya Pata Tha Hum Humsha K Liye So Jayen Gaye..!!! Pray for those STUDENTS who

Kia ap ko pata hai jo kal

kia ap ko pata hai jo kal ki date guzar gai us se allaha ka name parta tha wo aisay k 4 1 11

Mere saath tum bhi dua karo yun

mere saath tum bhi dua karo yun kisi k haq mein bura na ho kahin aur ho na ye hadsa koi raastey mein judaa

1 kunwari larki ko bacha ho giya

1 Kunwari Larki Ko Bacha Ho Giya. . Uss Ke Baap Ne Poocha Ke Yeh Kiss Ka Bacha Hai? . Larki: Papa Missed Call

Apne hone ka pata dedena kabhi

Apne Hone Ka Pata Dedena, Kabhi Guzro To Sada Dedena, Yaad Aajaon ”IBADAT” Me Agar, Haath Utha Ke Bas ”DUA” Dedena….

l uff kitni

,___(‘,)___, ) ) ./ L Uff kitni jaldi *Subah* hogai Pata hi Na Chala..! Asalam-o-Alaikum Subah* Bakhair ¿GOOD MORNING¿

Dil k jalty huy zakhmon ko hawa

DIL k jalty huy zakhmon ko hawa mat dena, Beety Lamhon k kisi pal ko sada mat dena, Teri aankhon k yeh Aansu to

Hum b bikne gye thy bazar e mohabat mein

Hum b bikne gye thy Bazar-e-Mohabat mein ?FARAZ? Kya pata tha 8 bjy sare bazar band ho jaty hn

Mere hathon main hai mera jaam aakhri

Mere hathon main hai mera jaam aakhri Mere honton pe hai tera naam akhri Meri palkain khuli hain tumhare liye Meri ankhon main hai

Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi

Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne pocha kia bat hai? Sardar: mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka kaha hai. Pata

Khamoshiyan teri mujhse baatein karti hain

~.*.*.~Khamoshiyan Teri Mujhse Baatein Karti Hain~.*.*.~ ~.*.*.~Meri Har Aah Har Dard Samajhti Hain~.*.*.~ ~.*.*.~Pata Hai Majbuur Hai Tu Bhi Aur Main Bhi~.*.*.~ ~.*.*.~Phir Bhi

Woh team final jeet gai faraz

Woh team final jeet gai . . . Faraz . . . Jin k bachon ko ye tak nai pata k knorr noodles khana

Wo khuwab tha bikhar gya khayal mila

Wo khuwab tha bikhar gya khayal tha mila nahi, Magar is dil ko kya hua, kyu bujh gya pata nahi, Har ek din udass

Koi dost ho to tum jaisa

Koi Dost Ho To Tum Jaisa Koi Chahne Wala Ho To Tum Jaisa Koi Dil Se Pyara Ho To Tum Jaisa Pata Nahi Kyun

Bhula na akoge mujhe bhool kar tum

Bhula na $akoge Mujhe Bhool kar Tum Mein ak$ar tumhein Yad Ata Rahonga Kabhi Khuwab Bankar Kabhi Yad Bankar Mein Nendiein Tumhari Churata Rahonga

Mujhe pata hai ke main tanha ho

~’Mujhe Pata hai ke main Tanha ho jaon’ga Ek Din, Is Poori kainat se Juda ho jaon’ga Ek Din, ‘Main to Panchi hon Mera

Gehri si nind sula do mujhko

Gehri si nind sula do mujhko 1 naya khawab dikha do mujh ko Na phunch pawn main chalet chalet Aisi manzil ka pata do

Mujh ko ruswa sare mehfil to na

MUJH KO RUSWA SARE MEHFIL TO NA KERWAYA KARE KAASH ANSOO MERI ANKHON MAI HI REH JAAYA KARE AI HAWA MAINE TO BAS USKA

Santa oye ladki dekh kitni sohni hai

Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai. Banta: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai. Banta: Mein bank gaya tha,

Girlko sms karo to wo karti

Girl:ko sms karo to wo sms karti ha. Boy:ko sms karo to wo phone karta ha. Khusray:ko sms karo to wo kuch nai karta.

Zidi tuje pata hai smoking slow poison

Zidi: Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai. Funy: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai

kasy ho a dost

(‘.’) kasy ho /)a) dost? _/ _ (‘.’) ap ko pata hy? _/ _ K Eid Wale Din Kitne Kam Hote …….Hai…….. Is LIye

Hay ajeeb dil ke halat her shay

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