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pasand-nahi SMS Messages

Ye mosam barish ka ab pasand nahi

Ye mosam barish ka ab pasand nahi mujy,, maray apnay anso he bohat hi mery bheeg jany k liy. . .

Log government school mein perhna nahi chahte

Log Government School Mein Perhna Nahi Chahte.., Government Hospital Me Jana Pasand Nahi Kerte… Government Bus Me Safar Nahi Krna Chahte.., Tu Phir Government

Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari

Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari, hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari, ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena, kyunki

Shayad kabhi wo aye meri reguzer may

Shayad Kabhi Wo Aye Meri Reguzer May Bus Es Liay Hi Hum Nay Raste Ko Sajja Rakha Hia, Shayad Kabhi Wo Yaad Kare Mujko

Srdrme ulu kharidne gya tha pr nhi

Srdr:Me Ulu kharidne gya tha pr nhi khareed saka. Dost:Q? Qeemat ziada thi ya Ulu pasand nahi aya? Srdr:Ulu ne mere 7 jane se

meri nazar ko junoon ka pyam

*. .Meri nazar ko junoon ka pyam de saqi, Meri hayat ko lafani sham de saqi, Ye roz roz ka peena muje pasand nahi,

Jab hum namaz nahi parhtai to yai

Jab Hum Namaz nahi parhtai to yai mat socha karain kai waqt nahi mila balkai yai socha karain kai hum sai aisi koon si

Allah duniya ki dolat usay deta hy

ALLAH Duniya ki DOLAT Usay Deta Hy jisey Pasand nahi karta, Lekin..!! DEEN ki DOLAT Sirf Usay Deta Hy jis se ALLAH Mohaßßat karta

Beshak allah aise shakhs ko pasand nahi

‘BeshaK Allah aise shaKHs Ko pasand nahi Karta jo apne Kirdaar me maghroor ho aur apni barrai pe faKhar Kare’ (Sura Al Nisa)

Reply must jawab dana zaror q1 wo

Reply must jawab dana zaror Q.1 Wo kon si masjid thi jo ALLAH ko bhi pasand nahi thi,aur ALLAH ne us ko jalany ka

1 pathan tv kharedne gya salsman ne

1 pathan TV kharedne gya salsman ne Tv dekahtay howay btaya k ye tv aisa hai k ap esay remote se ghali k kone

Q wo konsi aapa hain jisay

Q : Wo konsi aapa hain jisay koi pasand nahi karta ? . . . . . . . . . . ” BURHAAPA

Baap bete se beta doodh ka glass

Baap bete se: Beta doodh ka glass pi lo. Beta: No Dady, muje nhi pina Baap: Beta jan agr doodh nhi piyoge to baray

Wife to husband tum har baar

wife to husband : tum har baar mere sath dogy style me he kiu sex kartay ho?? husband : kiu k mujhay tumhary shakul

Girl meray sath sex karo plz

Girl: meray sath sex karo Plz. Boy: nahi main Kunwari larkiyon k sath Sex nahi karta. Girl: Why? Boy: bus mujhe Khoon-Kharaba or Shor-sharaba

Ek baar to kaha hota hum se

Ek baar to kaha hota hum se ye FARAZ ke humain tumhari soorat pasand nahi to hum ye shehar hi kya hum to dunia