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Pappu SMS Messages

College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota

College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay… Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay… Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay… Iss

Teacher class mein bachho ko samjha rahi

Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi Thhi Teacher: “Bachho Ye Duniya Gol Hai” Ye Baat Sun Ke Pappu Ne Hath Khada Kiya, Teacher

Pappu k boss ne usy job se

Pappu k Boss ne usy job se nikal dia, Pappu roz Boss k ghar k samne POTI kar k aata Boss: Ye kia harkat

Height of dedication pappu 5mint m papr

height of dedication.. pappu 5mint m papr chor k chla gya, teachr:yeh kya?papr nhi ata? pappu:woh bat nhi ha. muje agle papr ki tyari

Road poetry tera mera sadiyaan da

=Road POETRY= Tera mera sadiyaan da vair ae… ‘Tu lang ja saadi khair ae’ Me us k ghr gya to lga tha taala… ‘Jalny

Santa to pappu wheres sukhna lake

Santa to Pappu: Where’s Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo. Pappu: Who’s Banta? Santa: Pata nai. Pappu: Kabhi

Pappu offered girl 4 sex girl tum

Pappu offered Girl 4 sex Girl: tum itne chotay ho meri jawani ka bojh kaisy uthao gay? Papu: janu manta hon k choha Bori

Pappu goes to hotel orders biryani

Pappu goes to hotel Orders biryani Eats biryani n drinks water Washes his hands Pays bill n goes back home No jokes plzz! Haalaat

Pappu dadi kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhnge

Pappu-Dadi, kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhnge? Aap, Papa, Mummy, Mai,Bahan. Dadi-Nhi Beta Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jaygi to Hm 6 ho Jaynge. Pappu-Fir

Application to the headmaster in punjabi

Application to the Headmaster in Punjabi…! Mastra, Guzarish A vay k Mera hun school aan nu dil nai krda, Tusi kurian v alg kr

Salon bad najane kiya sama hoga hum

Salon Bad Najane Kiya Sama Hoga, Hum Sub Doston Me Se Najane Kon Kahan Hoga, Phr Milna Hua Tu Milenge Dawaton Me, Tab Kisi

An application to the head master in

An application to the head master in Punjabi. guzarish hai k mera hun school aan nu dil nai karda tusi bachian wi alag kar

Teacher can anybody give an example

TEACHER : “Can anybody give an example of “COINCIDENCE?” PAPPU : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”

Baap oye to larki dekh aya

Baap: oye to larki dekh aya? Kaisi hai? Pappu: rang sa kali aur kaan se kam sunti hai Baap: zra englsh ma kaho. Pappu:

Pappu while filling up a form dad

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.? Santa: Very long

Pappu was writing his fathers name on

Pappu was writing his father’s name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him: What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha

Pappu dad what is an idiot santa

Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot? Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long

Colege k peechey nadi me principle doob

Colege k Peechey Nadi me Principle Doob Rha Tha. Pappu Ne Dekha Or Zor Zor Se Chillate Hue Bhaaga. . . . … .

Pappu bapu idhar aa maan aise

Pappu: Bapu idhar aa… Maan: Aise nahin bolte beta, daddy ko izzat se bulate hai. Pappu: Bapu, izzat ke sath idhar aaja.

Teacher what should be in a book

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Ladki ki jeans pant khulli thhi aur

Ladki Ki Jeans Ki Pant Khulli Thhi Aur Usne Panty Nahi Pahan Rakhi Thhi Pappu Dekh Ke Bola: “Aapke Lower Lips Dikh Rahe Hai”

Larki papu sey ager tum ney mujhy

Larki PaPu Sey: Ager Tum Ney Mujhy Dhoond Lia Tu Hum KISS Karein Gey! Pappu : Ager Na Dhoond Saka Tu? Larki: Esy Na

I love to walk in rain

I Love To Walk In Rain,, Bec0ze No One Can See Me Doing Sussu In My Pants.. . . . . . . .

Teacherpappu pathan ki beti ko bhagaa kr

Teacher:’pappu pathan ki beti ko bhagaa kr ley gya’ iska future tense btao? Stdnt: Pappu ki namaz-e- janaza shaam 6 bajey banaaras py adaa

Santa itne kam marks do thappad marne

‘Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Bojho tu jane har line main

Bojho tu jane…? har line main ek sabzi ka nam hai reply me 1= yahan aaludgi bohat hai 2= chawal ek kilo ki bajae

Pappu jahaz me khra ho k zor

Pappu jahaz me khra ho k zor se chilaya ‘HIJACK’ Sab preshan ho gye Lrky dar gye Larkian rony lgi Aurten chekhne lgi dusry

Teachr wo kon sa event tha jo

Teachr: Wo kon sa Event tha jo na hota to pakistan khush haal hota? Pappu: Zardari di maa da veyah (._.) Jee // Oye

Zor se chali hawa udd gaya pappu

Zor se chali hawa udd gaya pappu Wah wah Zor se chali hawa, udd gaya pappu. . Fir? Fir ki.?. Ruk gayi hawa te

4 ghante tk pappu ki call ka

?4 ghante tk Pappu ki call ka intizar krne k bad Pinky ne kia kh0ob arz kia: Inteha h0gyi intezar ki, . . .

eid mubarak jb musharraf pakistan

* Eid Mubarak* . . . . . . Jb Musharraf Pakistan Se Bhag Sakta Hai , Zardari president ban sakta hai Usama ki

Ishq khel nahi jo chotey dil wale

ISHQ Khel Nahi jo Chotey Dil Wale Khelen, ‘pappu’ ‘ Gaand Phatt Jati hai…. Sadmay Seh Seh Kar’……

Ye kaise mumkin h ki me usay

ye kaise mumkin h ki me usay bhool jau Pappu uske naam se hi to mene facebook ka password rakaha hai …=p = …….

Pappu dabang dekh kr aya school

pappu dabang dekh kr aya. school me sir:pappu tumhare sare answers galat hen markxx de to khana de? pappu:kamal karte ho ji. Marks hi

Pappu ki master se hui ladai mastr

Pappu ki master se hui ladai Mastr ne ki pappu ki dhulai Pappu ka grm hua khoon Gaya kabristan aur kabr pe master ke

Pappu papa g maa k aansuon or

PAPPU: Papa G, Maa K Aansuon Or Biwi K Aansoun Mai Kiya Farq Hai..? Father: Maa K Aansu Dil Par Asar Karte Hai Aur

Pappu apne 16 bachho aur bv k

Pappu Apne 16 Bachho Aur BV k Sath Dost k Ghar Dawat Pe Gaya. Dost Ne Itni Bari Family Dekh kar Gusse Me kaha:

Larki ny jeans utari or pappu sy

Larki ny jeans utari or PAPPU sy kaha MUJHY LARKI HONY KA EHSAS DILAO,PAPPU ny bhi jeans utari or kaha… JAO DONON JEANS DHO

nadan hy kitni wo kuch

*. . .Nadan hy kitni wo kuch samjhti hi nhi., Faraz. .* Seene se laga k puchti he, k Pappu Q khara hogya he.

Pappu ne aaj tak apni gaand back

Pappu Ne Aaj Tak Apni Gaand (Back) Nahi Dekhi Thhi. Kisi Shararat Ki Vajah Se School Mein Teacher Ne Uski Back Pe Kafi Sare

Good morning aap soch rhy honge k

Good morning! Aap soch rhy honge k is wqt morning kesy? to meri mrzi.. mobile mera msg mera pese mere Mere sim Mere hath

Bakra talash kar kar k thak gaya

BakRa TaLAsH KaR kaR k THaK GaYa HoOn ‘PaPpU’ . . . . . . . . . . LeKiN . . . .

Dadi pappu omer dadi 1min ary

Dadi: Pappu? Omer: Dadi 1min. Dadi: Ary Pappur? … Omer: Dadi Aikkk Minuteee. Dadi: Pappu? . . . . . . . Pappu:Buddhi Ruk

Attendence pappu yes sir bablu tinku

‘Attendence.. Pappu Yes Sir Bablu Yes Sir Tinku Yes Sir Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.’

Attendence pappu yes sir bablu tinku

Attendence.. Pappu Yes Sir Bablu Yes Sir Tinku Yes Sir Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

Attendence pappu yes sir bablu tinku

Attendence.. Pappu Yes Sir Bablu Yes Sir Tinku Yes Sir Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

Pappu teacher sy sir ye quaid e azam har

Pappu teacher sy: Sir ye Quaid-E-Azam har note main hansty Q rehty hain jab k Dollar main Lincon to nhen hansta. Teacher: Beta america

Shaadiyan unki bhi ho gayin jin

Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin Jin ko Na Tha Aql-o-Shaoor Pappu. Apna to Ye Saal Bhi Guzar Gaya Zikr-e-Nikah Karte Karte.

Santa itne kam marks do thappad marne

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Teacher pappu give me a sentence starting

TEACHER: PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”. PAPPU: I is… TEACHER: No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.” PAPPU: All right… “I am

Teacher pappu how do you spell crocodile

TEACHER: PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”? PAPPU: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” TEACHER: No, that’s wrong PAPPU: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell

Teacher pappu go to the map

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America. PAPPU : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

Teacher student sey pappu ne dopeher ko

Teacher student sey :‘Pappu ne dopeher ko nAsir ki behan ko kiss ki’…Iss ka Future Tense batao ??? Student:NAsir raat ko pappu ki watt