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pakar SMS Messages

aaj kuch arsay k lye

*. . . . .Aaj kuch arsay k lye tujh se dor chala jao ga. tum jo chahao gy milna main mil na paon

Sardar galti se daryaah men gir gaya

Sardar galti se Daryaah men gir gaya… Doobtay Doobtay uske haath men Machli aayee. usay pakar ker bahar phenka or bola: Ja Tu to

Kabi aesa ho k mausam sohana ho

Kabi aesa ho K Mausam Sohana Ho Barish Halki hlki Kise Rasty Py Tm May Chalty Chalty Achanak Hat Pakar K May Tmhain Kaho

Na haath thaam sakey pakar daaman

Na Haath Thaam Sakey Na Pakar Sakey Daaman………!! Bohat Qareeb Se Utth Kar Chala Gya Koi…!! (-_-) TeAry^EyEs (-_-)

Some basic rules 1apni wife ki

Some Basic Rules 1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye KHABAR 2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye HAATH 3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana

1jis gunah say umar kam hoti hai

1.Jis Gunah Say Umar Kam Hoti Hai, Wo Rishtadaroon Se Badsalooki Hai… 2.Jis Gunah Se Insaan Par Lanat Hoti Hy, Wo Jhoot Hai.. 3.Jis

mehbooba ko kas k pakar

*. . .Mehbooba ko kas K pakar K, Honton pe hont rakh K, Kamar ko zor se daba ke, Zulfon ko chehre pe phela

Maa ne apny choty bachay ko

Maa Ne Apny Choty Bachay Ko Aik Pull Paar Krty Hoy Kha ‘Mera Haath Mazboti Se Pakar Lo’ Bacha Bola:’Nhi Maa Ap Mera Hath

Hum to nazuk hein bilkul kisi ehsas

Hum to Nazuk Hein Bilkul kisi Ehsas ki Tarah, Tum Na Socho ge Humen to Mar jayen ge, Pas Raho ya Dur Itna Khyal

Science ki jadeed tehqeeq k mutabiq dimagh

Science ki jadeed tehqeeq k mutabiq Dimagh mein bhoosa rakhne wale log hamesha sidhay haath mein mobile pakar kr sms parhtay hainaa aa aa

Har jamm par jamm par lekar

Har Jamm Par Har jamm par lekar unka naam pete hai hum, unki yaado ko waqt ki gahrayio mein dafnate hai hum, Dua karte

Dard agar aadmi hota to gareban

Dard agar aadmi hota To gareban pakar kar kehte Iss tarha rehte hyn Be-chain dilon k andar Iss tarha karte hyn Be-maro?n k sath

ghazal akelay pan se darta

{ Ghazal’} Akelay pan se darta hon Juda honay se darta hon, meri ankhein batati hain k main sonay se derta hon… Meri ungli

6 number ki bus aik admi ne

6 Number ki Bus… Aik admi ne pathan se poocha ke laloo khet kon se number ki bus jay gi khan ne kaha ke

Ek pathan galti seamandar me gir gaya

Ek pathan galti seamandar me gir gaya, doobte doobte uske haath machli aayi..use pakar kar bahar phenka or bola ja tu to apni jaan

Pakar k aik jugunu unhon ne taangon

Pakar k aik jugunu unhon ne taangon mainrakh liya faraz…… Bethay hein ab apni hi gand may charaghan kiye huwe…….

Hostel may 1 larka dusray se bola

Hostel may 1 larka dusray se bola: Kal paper hai yar,mujhay kal jaldi utha dena Doosra bola: Tu meri lulli pakar k so ja,

Rat k time ak larki so rhi

Rat k time ak larki so rhi thi achanak ak larka us k pas aya. . . . . . . .uski chadar hatai

1 kabutar pathan ko tang kar raha

1 Kabutar Pathan Ko Tang Kar Raha Tha, Pathan Ne Usy Pakar Liya Or Usy MAarne Ka Faisla Kar Liya, Wo Usy Chhath Pe

Once hazrat jibraelmekaeelisrafeel izrael rasul pak

Once HAZRAT Jibrael,Mekaeel,Israfeel & Izrael RASUL PAK S.A.W K pas aye:1.JIBRAEL said:jo admi 10 bar Juma k din AAP S.A.W pr DAROOD Pak bhaijy

Sorry kuch din se apko sms nahi

Sorry kuch din se apko SMS nahi ker saka Drasal POLICE ne pakar lia tha 302 ke CASE main Main ne 1 LARKI se

Kisan ne nya murgha kharida jaise hi

Kisan Ne Nya Murgha Kharida. Jaise Hi Ghar Aya Murga Pinjry Ki Taraf Bhaga Or 150 Murgion Ko Chod DIa Kisan Boht Khush Hua

Hadees sare insan khatakar hen un

Hadees= sare insan khatakar hen un me behter wo hen jo tauba kar lete hen {Ibne maja H#4251} Hadees= jis ne tauba ko lazim

Agar chote bache ke pait main keere

Agar chote bache ke pait main keere ho jayen to bache ko pamper main biscuit rakh den jese hi keera biscuit khane aaye foran

Dard agar aadmi hota dard to

Dard agar aadmi hota ‘Dard agar aadmi hota To gareban pakar kar kehte Iss tarha rehte hyn Be-chain dilon k andar Iss tarha karte

Bv ko kush rakhne k liye kuch

Bv ko kush rakhne k liye kuch sonehri asool: 1. Apni wife ki har roz leni chahiye? ‘KHABAR’ 2. Kam az kam 3 se

2 sardar or unki 1 behan bagair

2 Sardar Or UnKi 1 Behan Bagair Ticket Train Me Ja Rahy Thy.. TT Ne Pakar Lia Or UnKi Behan Ko Le Gaya.. .

Pata nahi q khawb bikhar jate

PATA NAHI Q? Khawb bikhar jate hain dhere dhere, saray log bichar jate hain dhere dhere, zabt karo to behtar hay warna, ansoo zor

Phoolon se to wafa mil na saki

Phoolon se To Wafa Mil Na saki aao Kanton se Dosti Kar Len… Suna Hai ye Daman pakar Len To Asani se Chhora Nahi

Mere qareb tu aao boht udas hon

Mere Qareb Tu Aao Boht Udas Hon Me’ Mujhe Apni Gand Dikhao Boht Udas Hon Me’ Kisi B Sexy Pose Se DiL Ko Behlao

1 pathan exams main apne friend ki

1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha: Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia. Pathan

Malaangi darna da akhpalo koso ghwaram da

Malaangi Darna da Akhpalo Koso Ghwaram,,, Da pradi Watan KHani Me Pakar Na da,,,,,, CHe Yaran paki Ze Na Vinam Pa Stargo,,,,, Raba Dasi

Hamre ustad ji ne farmya k betag

Hamre ustad ji ne farmya k. Beta.G Hamesha . . Machi aur Bachi khud pakar ke khao to mza he. Lun aur Qanoon kabhi

Aik boht piyara qissa jo mjhe acha

Aik boht piyara qissa jo mjhe boht acha lga ap ko b boht acha lgega MAA ne apne chote se Bache ko Ek Pull

Kisi roz milo tanhai mein kitni batain

KiSi rOz miLo tAnhAi mEiN kiTNi bAtAiN kEhNi hEiN tErA hAtH pAkAr kAr rOnA hAi …tEri aAnKhOn mEiN kHoNa hAi pHiR aAnKhOn sEy kUcH

Boy and girl sex kar rahay thay1

Boy and Girl sex kar rahay thay.1 babay ne unhen pakar liya. Baba- Tohadi shakait laggay gi. Girl:baba g ,aap bhi kar lain magar

Apko kaisa lagega agar neend me

Apko kaisa lagega.. Agar neend me apka haath bistar se bahar nikle aur bed k neeche se koi use pakar le Ya aap channel

Main ab rony sy darti hon juda

main ab rony sy darti hon, juda honay sy darti hon, meri aankhain batlati hain k.. main sony sy darti hon, mera hath pakar

1apni wife ki hr roz leni chahiye

1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye KHABAR 2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye HAATH 3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye PAIR 4.

Kash ye dunya sachi hoti t0

Kash Ye Dunya Sachi Hoti T0 Apne pas Bi 1 Bachi H0ti. Karta Usk0 Itna Pyar Pho0l deta Har Itwaar. Date pe usk0 Sea

Agar woh pyar kar leta mera

Agar Woh Pyar Kar Leta Mera Daman Pakar Leta Toa Jeewan Mein Faqat Us Se Mohabbat Farz Ho Jati Mohabbat Qarz Ho Jati Magar

na haath thaam sakey pakar daman

?~ Na Haath Thaam Sakey Na Pakar Sakey Daman,,, Bohat Hi Qareeb Se guzar Kar Bichar Gaya Koi…!

Faraz now in mandi bakra talash

Faraz now in mandi.. Bakra talash kar kar k thak gaya hun FARAZ lekin phir kisi ne awaz lagai.. 2 daant khassi pakar lo

Bakra talash kar kar k thak gaya

BakRa TaLAsH KaR kaR k THaK GaYa HoOn ‘PaPpU’ . . . . . . . . . . LeKiN . . . .

Dua nahi to gila deta koi meri

Dua nahi to gila deta koi meri wafaon ka sila deta koi jab mukadar hi nahi tha apna deta bhi to bahla kya deta

Is qadar teri yad mai rota hon

Is qadar teri yad mai rota hon, Is qadar teri yad mai rota hon.. k k Raat ko hath mai pakar k sota hon..

Pakar hath mein daba mat oh ho

Pakar Pakar Hath Mein Pakar Daba Mat Oh Ho Qtry Gr Rhy Hein Jaldi Se Munh May Dal Le Aaha Ab Batao Mza Aya

Beautiful dua from the last aayat of

‘Beautiful Dua from the last Aayat of Surah BAQRAH’ Ay humary RAB! ‘Agr Hum se bhool hogai ho, Ya koi khata ki ho, to

Mujhey mohabat hay apney haath ki sub

Mujhey Mohabat Hay Apney Haath Ki Sub Ungaliyoon Say Naa jaaney Kiss Ko Pakar K baba Nay Mujhey Chalna Sikhaya LOVE U PAPA Happy

1 faqer pathan ky ghar aaya aor

1 faqer pathan ky ghar aaya aor kaha may allah ka mehman hon, pathan ny eska haath pakar kar masjid may lay gia aor

Train mein 1 machar chinese ke hath

Train mein 1 machar 1 chinese ke hath pe baitha, chinese pakar k kha gaya Phir 1 machar shaikh pe baitha, usne pakar ke

Ek foriegner karachi ki sarak pr ghoom

Ek foriegner karachi ki sarak pr ghoom raha tha k uss ne dekha k 1 Pathan sarak pe peshab kr raha hai Foriegner hairaan

Asalam o alaikum beautiful dua from last aayat

ASALAM-O-ALAIKUM ‘BEAUTIFUL DUA’ From last AAYAT OF SURAH BAQARAH: AYE Hamaarey ‘RAB’ agar hum se bhool ho gai ho, Ya Koi khata ki ho

Aaj kal ke pholo se to kaante

Aaj kal ke pholo se to kaante he ache hain, ‘DOST’ Jo khusboo nahi dete magar daman pakar lete hain..!

Che gulab mey pa kar na woo

Che Gulab Mey Pa Kar Na Woo Tool Jahan Rata Sparle Shoo Che Golona Mey Pakar Shoo Her You Gul Rata Azghee Shoo O

Hamare ustad ji ne farmaya ke machi

HAMARE USTAD JI NE FARMAYA KE MACHI AUR BACHI KHUD PAKAR KE KAWO TU MAZA HY ! LUN AUR QANOON KABE HAT MEY NA

Alvida dubble sawari tere khulney se

ALVIDA ALVIDA DUBBLE SAWARI Tere khulney se Dil khush huwa tha hr larka dubble ghom raha tha, Aysh ho gai thi humari ALVIDA ALVIDA

1pathan baraf ko haath se pakar kr

1Pathan Baraf Ko Haath Se Pakar Kr Ghor Se Dekh Raha Tha 1 Admi Ne Poocha K Khan Kya Dekh Rahe Ho? Khan: hum

agar apki gand mai keera ho

*. .Agar apki gand mai keera ho jaye, tu apni chootar k pas biscuit rakh den jese hi keera biscuit khane aye foran pakar

2 chiryo ki love story 1 din

2 chiryo ki love story: 1 din chira bola: Mjhe chor kr kbhi tm urh to nhi jaogi? Chirya: Urh jaun tu pakar lena

Kaash ye duniya sachi hoti to

Kaash Ye Duniya Sachi Hoti, To Apni Bhi 1 Bachi Hoti, Karta Us ko Itna Pyaar, Chodta Us ko Har Itwaar, Ghoomane Us ko

Agar wo pyar kar leta mera daman

“Agar wo pyar kar leta Mera daman pakar leta To Jewan me faqat uss se Mohabat farz ho jati Mohabat qarz ho jati. Magar

Tu dur hai hum se tumhen kia

tu dur hai hum se tumhen kia khabar tere bin din raat kaise kat,ty hain na sajty hain na sanwart hain ankhon se ansu

Beautiful dua from last aayat of

“BEAUTIFUL DUA” From Last AAYAT OF SURAH BAQARAH: AEY Hamaarey “RAB” Agar Hum Sey Bhool Ho Gai Ho Ya Koi Khata Ki Ho To

Teacher love kese hota he student

Teacher: Love Kese Hota He.?? Student: Miss ‘L’ Ko Pakar Ke ‘O’ Ko Daba ke ‘V’ Men Dalo Jab ‘E’ Ki Awaz Aye To

Duwa from last aayat of surah

*Duwa* From Last AAYAT Of Surah BAQARAH: Ae Hamare’RAB’ Agar Hum Se Bhool Ho Gai Ho, Ya Koi Khata Ki Ho To, Hamari Pakar

Phenk u patthar k satah e aab

Phenk u patthar k satah e aab b bojhal na ho’ naqsh b ban jae r darya mai b halchal na ho’ khol u

Aaj kal k phoolon se toa kantay

Aaj Kal K Phoolon Se Toa Kantay Hi Achhay Hain Jo Khushbu Nahi Detay Magar Daman Toa Pakar Letay Hain

Lahoo ronay se darta hoon juda

Lahoo ronay se darta hoon , juda honay se darta hoon , Meri aankhain batati hain k main sonay se darta hoon .. Meri

Vo teri yaad keh ungali pakar k

Vo Teri Yaad Keh Ungali Pakar K Chalti Thi Usi Ny Raah Main Akhair Gawa Diya Hai Mujhy..

Wo bar mujhe aazmatey rahy misl e

Wo Bar Bar Mujhe Aazmatey Rahy, Misl-e -Shama Wo mujhe Jalatay Rahay, Jan B Kaha us Ne Mujhe Magar, Dushmano Ki Tarah Tarpatay b

Daalon ga to aysa k kbhi na

Daalon Ga To Aysa Daalon Ga K, Kbhi Na Nikly Ga.. . . Tere Dil Se Mera Khyal Jani.. Tm Ne Auron K B

Mei karachi k halat behtr krne ki

Mei karachi k HaLat Behtr krne ki koshsh kr to rha hun Ab kia Suprmen ka Undrwear pehn kr Spidrmen Ban Ja0n mei koi

Sab log allah ki nafarmani se khud

Sab log ALLAH ki nafarmani se khud ko bacha kr rkhen Q k! Al-Quran ‘BESHAK Aap ke RABB ki pakar bhaut Shadeed hai’ Al-Baruj:12

Q1 barish ka mosam romantic q hota

Q1 Barish ka mosam romantic q hota hai Ans. Q2 shadi ke baad new coupal honeymonn pe q jaty hain Ans. Q3. Sirf dhula

Mafhom a hadees tum mushrikeen ki mukhalfat krodarhi barhao

Mafhom-a-Hadees: Tum Mushrikeen ki Mukhalfat kro,Darhi Barhao aor Monchain kutarwao, Abdullah Bin Umar R.A Jab Hajj ya Umra krtay to apni Darhi (hath se)

Sardar driver ko road accident kerne par

Sardar driver ko Road Accident kerne par Pakar liya Gaya. Judge: Accident kaisay huwa. Sardar: O pata nai G Main te Sutta hoya c…

Karachi k bharam baaz dialog abay

Karachi k Bharam Baaz Dialog: ‘Abay chal teri to’ ‘Us ki to mein’ ‘Bus kar zyada mat Phenk’ ‘Chal nikal’ ‘Koot dy salay ko’

Ek pathan chori india ka border cross

Ek pathan chori India ka border cross kar gya Indian police ne use pakar lia r poocha tm kon ho Pthan: i m hindu

Punjabi suhag rat ko apna lun pakar

Punjabi suhag rat ko apna lun pakar kr bv se:lun phudi’mangda ‘1dafa chod k15min bad dobara bola’lun phudi mangda’2 bar choda3rd time uska lun

Pathan new york gaya wahan ik building

Pathan new york gaya wahan ik building mein aag lagi dekhi tou kaha tm log neechey kood jao mein pehelwan hon pakar longa pehle

Husbund star men v k choot

Husbund ß¡star me¡n ‘ßV’ k¡ Choot pr Ungl¡ Rakh k ßola Ye Rasta Kaha Jata ha¡. ‘ßV’ Uska Lun Pakar k ßol¡-: ¡s Kanjar

Pathan new york gaya wahan ik building

Pathan new york gaya wahan ik building mein aag lagi dekhi to kaha tum log neechey kood jao mai pehelwan hon pakar lon ga

1 sacha waqia jise soch k insan

1 Sacha Waqia Jise Soch K Insan Ki Rooh Kanp Jati Hy Mgr Zalimon K Hath Na Kanpe Lahore Me 4 Saal Ki 1

Munni kue badnam hoi ka us shabbir

munni kue badnam hoi kue ka us ka shabbir na pakar lia tha haat yar!

Agar wo pyar kar leti mera daman

Agar wo pyar kar leti, Mera daman pakar leti, To Jeevan mein faqat us se Muhabbat farz ho jati.. Muhabbat qarz ho jati.. MagarAcha

wo teri yaad k ungli pakar

*’* Wo Teri Yaad K Ungli Pakar Ke Chalti Thi, *’* Usi Ne Rah Men Aakhr Ganwa Diya Hai Mujhe .

Mein roney se darta hoon juda

Mein Roney Se Darta Hoon..!! Juda Honay Se Darta Hoon..!! Meri Aankhen Batati Hain..!! Mein Roney Se Darta Hoon..!! Meri Ungli Pakar Lena…!! Mujhe

Jis dam mobahaylay ko rasool e zaman

Jis dam Mobahaylay ko Rasool e Zaman chalay Ungli pakar k sath Hassan (AS) O Hussain (A.S) chaly Pusht e Panah ban k Ali

Main ab roone se darti main

‘Main Ab Roone Se Darti’ Main Ab Roone Se Darti Hun Juda Hone Se Darti Hun Meri Ankhen Batati Hai Main Ab Sone Se

Juda hone se darta hun meri

Juda Hone Se Darta Hun, Meri Ankhen Batati Hain K Mein Sone Se Darta Hun, Meri Ungli Pakar Lena Mujhe Tanha Nhi Karna Ye

Ghalib ki ghazal lund pakar ker parhna

Ghalib ki GHAZAL LUND Pakar ker Parhna.. Ae Lul-e-Nadan Tujhe Howa kiya Hai, Tere khare Hone ki Aakhir Waja kiya Hai, Hum Hain khuwar

Aik pathan barf ka tukra hath mein

Aik pathan barf ka Tukra hath mein pakar k Ghor se dekh raha tha. Kisi ne pucha: Kia dekh rahe ho? Pathan: Mein dekh

Lahoo ronay se darta hoon juda

Lahoo ronay se darta hoon , juda honay se darta hoon , Meri aankhain batati hain k main sonay se darta hoon .. Meri

Aisi hi sard sham thi vo bhi

aisi hi sard sham thi vo bhi jab vo mahndi rachaye hathon main apni ahat k khauf se larazan surkh anchal main munh chipaye

Beautiful dua beautiful dua from last

Beautiful Dua ‘“BEAUTIFUL DUA” From Last AAYAT OF SURAH BAQARAH: AEY Hamaarey “RAB” Agar Hum Sey Bhool Ho Gai Ho Ya Koi Khata Ki

Doctor jab aap ko pata tha k

Doctor: Jab Aap ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Aap k Kaan Main Ghus Rahi Hai Tou Aap Chup Kyun Thay. . .? Sardar: Pehle

Pata nahi q khawb bikhar jate

PATA NAHI Q ? Khawb bikhar jate hain dhere dhere Saray log bichar jate hain dhere dhere Zabt karo to behtar hay warna Ansoo

Sare pakistan ko kam pe laga don

Sare Pakistan Ko Kam Pe Laga Don Ga Sara Pakistan Hath Mai Mobile Pakar K Yeh Msg Parh Raha Hoga Koi Bhi Insan Farigh

Lahoo ronay se darta hoon juda

Lahoo ronay se darta hoon , juda honay se darta hoon , Meri aankhain batati hain k main sonay se darta hoon .. Meri

Koi ye kaisay bataey k wo tanha

Koi ye kaisay bataey k wo tanha kyun hai? Wo jo apna tha wohi oor kisi ka kyun hai? Yehi dunya hai tou phir

Admi k sb se zyada takleef deh

Admi k sb se zyada takleef deh waqat woh ho ga jb woh kisi pregnant larki se sex kr raha hu aur andar se

Malangi darna da khapalo koso ghuwaram

MALANGI DARNA DA KHAPALO KOSO GHUWARAM DA PRADI WATAN KHANI ME PAKAR NA DA CHE YARAN ME PAKE NA WINAM PA STARGO RABA DASE

Khuwab bikhar jatay hein dhiray dhiray

Khuwab Bikhar Jatay Hein Dhiray Dhiray. Sab LOG Bichar Jatay Hein Dhiray Dhiray. Zabt Karo To Behter Hy WRNA. Aansu Zor Pakar Jatay Hein

Lahoo ronay se darta hoon juda

Lahoo ronay se darta hoon , juda honay se darta hoon , Meri aankhain batati hain k main sonay se darta hoon .. Meri

Dalta raaza pradi khu na di zamung

Dalta raaza, Dalta Pradi khu na di… Zamung pa laara ke azghi khu na di— da Gul pa Ghega ke ba meena Darku… sa

Dua nahi to gila deta koi meri

Dua nahi to gila deta koi meri wafaon ka sila deta koi jab mukadar hi nahi tha apna deta bhi to bahla kya deta

Pa saba de domra amokhta karum aos

PA SABA SABA DE DOMRA AMOKHTA KARUM AOS ME HAR SABA LA STA PAROON PAKAR DEY SHOGEREEAY DA KHAPAL ZANGOON DA PASA KHUWAND KRI

Dard agar aadmi hota to gareban pakar

Dard agar aadmi hota To gareban pakar kar kehte Iss tarha rehte hyn Be-chain dilon k andar Iss tarha karte hyn Be-maro?n k sath

Zindagi se wafa hamne bhi ki hain

Zindagi se wafa hamne bhi ki hain bahot par Gamon ke siva aur kuch mila bhi to nahi, Ek tujhko pakar bahut khush tha

Dil ki tanhai k nagar mentumari yaad

Dil ki tanhai k nagar men Tumari yaad k zakham bht gehre hen Or koi b paas nai jo hath pakar kr itna keh

Nhi yr bt wo nhi hy maine

Nhi yr bt wo nhi hy maine Amna ko pehle b smjhya tha k mere sath pyar ka drama na kre main sb jan

Aik pathan road pe potti ker raha

Aik pathan Road pe potti ker raha tha Police ne usse pakar liua Jub usse le jane lage tu pathan bola Saboot to utha

Hurf e ilzam bannoo ya k doa ho jaoon

HURF-E-ILZAM BANNOO YA K DOA HO JAOON. KASH MAIN BHE TERAY HONTOON SAY ADDA HO JAOON. THAM LENA MERA HATH PAKAR KAR MUJHE KO.

Girl to boy jab tum log girls

GIRL TO BOY :jab tum log girls ko I LOVE YOU kehte ho to un ka haath q pakar lete ho ? BOY: bas

Titliyon me 0r hum ye bat hai

Titliyon Me 0r Hum Me Ye Bat HaI Mushtar aik, Pakar Kay Jo Choro Gay T0 Mar Jayengay….