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One day i see young boy fight

one day i see one young boy fight him is mother is boy hit him is mother is mother is kringa .out side is

I was thrown out of college for

I Was Thrown Out Of College For Cheating On The Metaphysics Exam; I Looked Into The Soul Of The Boy Sitting Next To Me.

New year begins let us pray that

New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,God bless you

Patient what are the chances of my

Patient: What are the chances of my recovering doctor? Doctor: One hundred percent….Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the

Trust your heart dont be afraid to

Trust your heart don’t be afraid to reach out to something new.Go ahead get yor hopes up even if things turns out differently than

Do not take life too seriously you

‘Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.’ ~ Elbert Hubberd

It is from numberless diverse acts of

It is from numberless diverse acts of courage and belief that human history is shaped. Each time a man stands up for an ideal,

Trust your heart dont be afraid to

Trust your heart don’t be afraid to reach out to something new.Go ahead get yor hopes up even if things turns out differently than

A water droplet on a greeny leaf

A water droplet on a greeny leaf appears like a pearl.datz way u also appeared & shines my life. so I never foget u

Define girl d 1 who before

Define GIRL: D 1 who before going out puts on……. eye shadow eye liner lipgloss glitter rouge blush kajal & asks-mom Natural to lag

Whatever you do need courage course decide

Whatever you do, you need courage. Whatever course you decide upon, there is always someone to tell you that you are wrong. There are

A lady calls santa for repairing door

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I’m coming daily since

Do u remember the day we travelled

Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then

Saraiki dictionary excuse me oey buddi

SARAIKI DICTIONARY; Excuse me = (Oey Buddi Da) Stupid = ( o Chuttu Aa) Get Out = (Nikel Maa Ku Yahin) I am in

Pass this to your friends and see

Pass this to your friends and see how many colors You get..!! Red: You should improve your nature.. Blue: you should put a smile

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut

“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.” GOOD NITE

Open ur eyes see out side sky

‘Open Ur Eyes’ ‘See Out Side’ ‘SKY’ Is Praying 4 U’ ‘SuN’ Is ‘Smiling 4 U’ ‘Birds’ r ‘Singng 4 U’ ‘Trees’ r ‘Dncing

In summers rain u must b

In Summer’s Rain U Must B Feeling 4 Going Out Dance Around Sing Songs Meet Wit Friends Jump Around Koi Baat Nahi. . .

I love you for the part of

I love you For the part of me That you bring out; I love you For putting your hand Into my heaped-up heart And

Its really a wonder that i havent

It’s really a wonder that I haven’t dropped all my ideals, because they seem so absurd and impossible to carry out. Yet I keep

Titanic was sinking romeo juliet i love

titanic was sinking. romeo; juliet i love u. if i cant live with u then i am ready to die with u. juliet; romeo

Sending u 1000 smiles take 1 for

Sending u 1000 smiles take 1 for now & Keep the remaining 999 under ur pillow, Pick out 1 every morning coz I want

I wish im a stone so

i wish im a stone.. so when d tym comes dat dey want me out of deir lyf dey can throw me as far

Oh my lord show me way of

Oh my lord! Oh my lord! Show me way of mustaqeem, Make me such as you deem, Safe me out of harm’s way, As

2sardars go for a drive oye zara

2sardars go for a drive. OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not. sardar puts his head out & says yes..No..Yes..No..Yes..No..

All iz well remiix jb paper

=All Iz Well= ….,-==REMIIX==-,…. =Jb Paper Ho Out Of Control’ =Answer Sheet Ko Kr K Fold’ =Answer Sheet Ko Kr K Fold’ =Aero Plane

Hardest moment is not that when you

Hardest moment is not that when You lose something & TEARS come out of Your EYES! But its the one when You lose something,

Darkness cannot drive out darkness only light

‘Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that’. (Martin Luther King, Jr.)

Full many a glorious morning have i

Full many a glorious morning have I see Flatter the mountain-tops with sovereign eye, Kissing with golden face the meadows green, Gilding pale streams

I want u 2 know dat our

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window… I

The things u love ull lose someday

The things u love u’ll lose someday. The things u fear u’ll face one day. So make d most out of every moment.As life

The purpose of life after all is

The purpose of life, after all, is to live it, to taste experience to the utmost, to reach out eagerly and without fear for

What do u wana choose my love

What do u wana choose My Love Or My Life Try Life Because with out you No Love No Life…

Akhirat ka paper out hai section

AKHIRAT ka PAPER out hai? Section A ‘QABAR’ Section B ‘HASHAR’ Section A mein 3 sawal hain. 1.Tumhara RUB kon he? 2.Tumhara DEEN kya

G get up o open ur eyes o out of

G-get up O-open ur eyes O-out of ur bed D-day has risen M-merry life O-old dreams cum true R-rise$shine N-new frnds I-ideas of life

Years and years will pass by slowly

Years and years will pass by.. and slowly the memories will fade and little by little the wind will blow away the sand castle

If msgs come at d wrng tym

if msgS coMe at D wrNg TyM, Sory 4 d DsTrBnCe. & weN Ur fone beepS onLy 2 fND oUt it’S me, hoPe uR

I liked the simplicity of this

I Liked The Simplicity Of This Line … ‘A Friend Is Like B L O O D …Though They Aren’t Seen Over SKIN, They

Last night a tear rolled out from

Last Night A Tear Rolled Out From My eye. I Asked It Why Did U Come Out? It Replied There Someone So Special In

The prophet muhammad pbuh said the most

The Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) said: “The most enviable of my friends is a believer with little property who finds pleasure in prayer, who performs

Even if the sun refused to shine

Even if the sun refused to shine Even if romance ran out of rhyme You would still have my heart Till the end of

A sweeter smile brighter day hope everything

A sweeter smile, A brighter day, Hope everything turns out better 4 u 2morrow. May ALLAH be with you always. Good Luck

As the day turns to night keep

As the day turns to night, keep your worries out of sight, close your eyes and go to sleep for all the good times

Height of social networking a boys

‘HEIGHT OF SOCIAL NETWORKING’ A boy’s FACEBOOK status: ‘I m online from Bathroom’ His Dad comment on status: ‘Son come out fast I am

Born out of concern for all beings

Born out of concern for all beings. Buddha

A hot secretary came angrily out of

A hot Secretary Came Angrily Out Of Boss CabinColleague Asked:what happened?She Replied:He asked r u free tonight?I said ya & —– gave me 50

A drunk phoned police to report that

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. ‘They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even

Do you often wonder if sum1 is

Do you often wonder if sum1 is thinking of u? do u often wonder if sum1 out there misses u? do u often wonder

Look when a painter would surpass the

Look when a painter would surpass the life In limning out a well-proportioned steed, His art with nature’s workmanship at strife, As if the

Ek shadi mai dulhan ka pehla mangetar

Ek shadi mai dulhan ka pehla mangetar b saj dhaj k aya howa tha Kisi ny pocha k kia ap dolha hain? Us ny

Valentines for lovers and friends all my

Valentine’s for lovers and for friends. All my love goes out to you this day! Love is something different from desire: Even, silent, peaceful

Friendship is like a rainbow red

Friendship is like a rainbow Red like an apple, sweet to the core .**´¨`**.¸¸.**´¨`**.¸¸.**´¨`**.¸¸.**´¨`** Orange, like a burning flame, never dying out .**´¨`**.¸¸.**´¨`**.¸¸.**´¨`**.¸¸.**´¨`** Yellow

I have found the best way to

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to

New year begins lets pray that it

New Year begins, lets pray, that it wl be a year wd new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends, God bless u

Nurse came out with the newborn kid

Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him:

Youve got to follow your passion figure

You’ve got to follow your passion. You’ve got to figure out what it is you love–who you really are. And have the courage to

New year begins let us pray that

New year begins, let us pray, That it will be a year with new peace, New happiness, and abundance of new friends, God bless

We learn wisdom from failure much more

We learn wisdom from failure much more than from success. We often discover what will do, by finding out what will not do; and

Ring out the old ring in new

Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the

My heart cried loud and my words

My heart cried loud and my words could not rhyme.. My world was upside down as my love hurt me every time… You thought

A bulky boy went to a mango

A bulky boy went to a mango grove with his friends to steal mangoes, because they were convinced that stolen mangoes taste better. All

Somewhere out there beneath the pale moon

somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true… goodnite & sweet

In the rhythm of life we sometimes

In The Rhythm Of Life We Sometimes Find Ourselves Out Of The Tune But As Long As There’s Someone Which Becomes Our Melody The

I feel sometimes like ive truly lost

I feel sometimes like I’ve truly lost my way Sometimes it’s hard 2 make it through da day When I have da chance 2

Somewhere out there beneath the pale moon

somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true… goodnite & sweet

Valentines for lovers and friends all my

Valentine’s for lovers and for friends. All my love goes out to you this day! Love is something different from desire: Even, silent, peaceful

Dont give password of our love and

Dont give password of our Love and friendship to anybody,Because if u will say this password ‘I LOVE U’ It means he will hack

61 al muhyi the one who took out

61. Al-Muhyi: The One who took out a living human from semen that does not have a soul. He gives life bygiving the souls

Ive seen all ur endeavours hardships i

I?ve seen all ur endeavours ur hardships I know u are my friend I know the reason for struggle u have tried all your

Anger is natural its part of the

Anger is natural. It’s part of the force. You just have to learn to hang out with it. Tori Amos

Life is pretty much unpredictable i may

Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won’t miss out letting you know that life is worth living

I could hurt someone like me out

I could hurt someone like me, Out of spite or jealousy. I don’t steal and I don’t lie, But I can feel and I

If someone points out your mistake

If someone points out Your mistake , Be happy that At least someone is Interested in ”What you have done . GOOD MORNING

If it turns out that there is

If it turns out that there is a GOD, I don’t think that he’s evil. But the worst that you can say about him

Twelve red roses 1 the first

Twelve Red Roses #1 The first red rose Sent out of season The second red rose Sent for no reason

I dont know if am ahn important

i don’t know if i am ahn important & valud one inyour life or not. but i just hope when il be dead u

She was all alone in the home

sHE wAS aLL aLONE In tHE hOME! sHE wENT INTO tHE sWIMMING pOOL. sHE wAS cOMPLETELY nUDE aND wET. SUDDENLY, A MAN CAME… HE

U fastedu prayed been good 4 a

U fasted,u prayed, U been good 4 a whole 30 days. So ur merciful ALLAH gave u a sign, Out came the moon 2

Art is making something out of nothing

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. Frank Zappa

Husband wanted to call the hospital ask

Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, “How’s the situation?” He

Last night i looked up at the

Last night i looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why i love you i was doing great, but

Namaz is not a spare wheel that

‘NAMAZ’ is not a ‘Spare Wheel’ that U pull out in trouble. It is the ‘Steering Wheel’ that directs U to the right path

Come out of ur dreamland open

‘Come out of ur dreamland…. Open ur eyes…. O dear ! Ankhein kholo, Dekho, Hum aye! Hain…. Just to say…. ‘Good morning’

The real essence of art turned out

The real essence of art turned out to be not something high up and far off – it was right inside my ordinary daily

Value d people who hve touched ur

Value d people who hve touched ur life bcoz u’ll never know when they’ll walk out of ur life and never cum back again.

On teddy bear day we think of

On Teddy Bear Day, We Think Of People Who Have Cheered And Encouraged Us, Who Go Out Of Their Way To Be Kind And

How true my felling were i found

HOW true MY felling were i found out to be the best thing in my life was when you married me thank you my

Deres no special reason for dis msg

Dere’s no Special reason for dis msg, I juz want 2 steal a single moment out of ur busy life and hope I can

The md was walking in the factory

The MD was walking in the factory, he noticed a guy leaning against the wall, looking somewhere.. He approached the man & asked him,

Giggling bites l o v

Giggling Bites ~*~ L O V E ~*~ Makes A BOY …Forget That There Are 1,877,922,782 GIRLS Out There … =P =D

Misbah sachin ko 100th century nhe bnanay

Misbah*: Sachin Ko 100th Century Nhe Bnanay Dengy! Afridi*: Mgr Hm Usy Rokengay Kesy? Wo To Form Mn Hy! Misbah*: Hm 90 Pe All

The greed of gain has no time

The greed of gain has no time or limit to its capaciousness. Its one object is to produce and consume. It has pity neither

A poster showing fish caught on

A Poster Showing A Fish Caught On A Hook With The Caption Read: Even A Fish Would Have Stayed Out Of Trouble If It

They had a bicycle repair shop

They Had a bicycle repair shop & a ‘Dream’ to make sumthng that flies. People laughd at them… ‘WRIGHT BroS (makers of airplane) .

New year begins let us pray that

New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends, God bless

Smetimes v built walls around our heartnot

Smetimes v built Walls around Our Heart,not just to Be Safe from getting Hurt But to Find Out,who Cares Enough to Break the Walls

Whatever course you decide upon there is

Whatever course you decide upon, there is always someone to tell you that you are wrong. There are always difficulties arising which tempt you

Trust your heart dont be afraid to

Trust your heart don’t be afraid to reach out to something new.Go ahead get yor hopes up even if things turns out differently than

Generosity is to help a deserving person

Generosity is to help a deserving person without his request, and if you help him after his request, then it is either out of

The really frightening thing about middle age

The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it. *-*-HAPPY BIRTHDAY*-*-

Define girl ans the 1 who

Define girl; Ans- The 1 who b4 going out puts on. mascara, eyeshadow, eyeliner ,lipgloss ,glitter ,rough, blush, kajal & asks … Natural to

seek out that particular mental attribute

? ‘Seek out that particular mental attribute, ? which makes you feel most deeply and vitally alive, ? along with which comes the inner

It is from numberless diverse acts of

It is from numberless diverse acts of courage and belief that human history is shaped. Each time a man stands up for an ideal,

Interviewer let me check your english

Interviewer: Let me check your english……. Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good. Pathan: Bad Interviewer: Come Pathan: Go Interviewer: Ugly Pathan: Pichlli Interviewer:

Joke height of language miss use student

*JOKE* Height of Language miss use: Student was watching a monkey play out of the class window when the professor suddenly noticed him and

2 men went a call girl 1st

2 Men Went 2 a Call Girl 1st Went In And Came Out And Said Naa My Wife Is Better. 2nd Went In And

Long engagements give people the opportunity of

Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other’s character before marriage, which is never advisable. Oscar Wilde

Happy valentines day from me to you

Happy Valentines Day from me to you. So glad i sent a card to you. You know how I feel you know what i

I believe that god above created u

I believe that GOD above created u for me to love… HE picked u out from all the rest…because HE know Ill Love u

As day turns to night keep

As day turns to NIGHT.,. Keep your worries out of SIGHT….No matter how TOUGH the world may seem…you still deserve the SWEETEST DREAM …..GOOD

Early in the morning sun rise with

Early in the morning sun rise with many hopes but its set hopelessly. All the flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but

I may run out of message 2

I may run out of message 2 text u. I may run out of jokes 2o. I may also run out of battery or

A sweeter smile brighter day hope everything

A sweeter smile, A brighter day, Hope everything turns out better 4 u 2morrow. May ALLAH be with you always. Good Luck

U dnt text often u much it

U dnt text often. u dnt text much. It makes me feel sad coz we’re out of touch. D message is clear. Theres someone

Mrbean went to guinness book office

MR.BEAN Went To Guinness Book Office To Check If He Is Still The Bigges Comedian On Earth Or Not, But He Came Out Angrily

Dont take life to seriouly because youll

Don’t take life to seriouly because you’ll never get out alive Josh Shippe

When you are a bear of very

When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish

Night is the essence of pride for

Night is the essence of pride, for i”ll be dreaming of my to be bride,sweetdreams and goodnight is wished,for she will never know how

Boydo you have a pen girl

BOY:Do you have a PEN? Girl: Yeah BOY: Oh.. Its Out Of Ink ! Girl: What? …You?re Kidding, It Works! Boy: It Doesn?t Work!

Akhirat ka paper out hai section

AKHIRAT ka PAPER out hai, Section A ‘QABAR’ men 3 question hain. Q1. Tumhara RAB kon? Q2. Tumhara DEEN kia hai? Q3.Tumhara NABI kon?

A man to his friend my wife

A Man To His Friend: My Wife Died Yesterday.!! I m Trying To Cry But Tears are Not Coming Out 🙂 What To Do?

Love is sweet poison do not

Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved’s advise. And keep out of reach of children.. And keep it in cool

Marriage is like a public toilet

Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.. [email protected]

To an unknown girl enjoy the

To An Unknown Girl Enjoy the chastity in your youthful hue Kiss your dreams like morning dew Don’t let tears to create rough strife

Keep one photo of ur wife in

Keep one photo of ur wife in ur pocket, when you are in a tension, just take out the photo from pocket, you will

Love is a symbol of eternity it

Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an

Sea is common for all some take

Sea is common for all. Some take pearls, some take fish and some come out with just wet legs. World is common to all,

Boyi can kiss u with out touching

Boy:I can kiss u with out touching U Girl: U can’t . Boy: Lagi Lagi 20 20 Rs. ki Shart? Girl: ok Boy kissed

What can be added to the happiness

What can be added to the happiness of a man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience?

One thing kids like is to be

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove

I was looking out the windows thinking

I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so

You bring out the best in me

You bring out the best in me. I feel like being myself when you are with me. I love you.

Sometimes you put walls up not to

Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.”