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Friend and blood have only one

‘FRIEND’ and ‘BLOOD’ have only one difference… ‘BLOOD’ enters in ‘HEART’ and flow out… But ‘FRIEND’ enters in ‘HEART’ and stay inside Forever..

Wife is dreaming in the middle of

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night And suddenly shouts: Up! Quick! My husband iz back. Man gets up, jumps out of

New year begins let us pray that

New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends, God bless

An escalator can never break it only

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily

Boyi love you girl nikal boy

Boy:I Love You Girl: nikal Boy: I Will Die 4U Girl: nikal Boy: I Can’t Live with out U Girl: nikal Boy:I Will Snd

A drunk phoned police to report that

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. ‘They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even

Today i found a friend who knew

Today I found a friend who knew everything I felt she knew my weakness and the problems I’ve been dealt. She understood my wonders

Sea is common for all some take

Sea is common for all. Some take pearls, some take fish and some come out with just wet legs. World is common to all,

One thing kids like is to be

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house? still he was in jail??.why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff

Anger is a wind which blows out

‘anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of mind’ ‘an error does not become a mistake untill you refuse to correct it.’

U dnt text often u much it

U dnt text often. u dnt text much. It makes me feel sad coz we’re out of touch. D message is clear. Theres someone

The md was walking in the factory

The MD was walking in the factory, he noticed a guy leaning against the wall, looking somewhere.. He approached the man & asked him,

Love is out there and not easy

Love is out there and not easy to find Because we all know that love is blind Love hurts and causes emotional pain Sometimes

First it is taken away from me

First It Is Taken Away from Me And now I am home again. I can sit out in my pyjama bottoms, two cats sprawled

U r d beat of my heart

U R D Beat Of My Heart Lover Of My Soul I’ll Never Leave U & Never Wana U Let Go U R D

Then sing young hearts that are full

Then sing, young hearts that are full of cheer, With never a thought of sorrow; The old goes out, but the glad young year

In summers rain u must b

In Summer’s Rain U Must B Feeling 4 Going Out Dance Around Sing Songs Meet Wit Friends Jump Around Koi Baat Nahi. . .

But according to himim beautifulincrediblehe cant get

But according to him,I’m beautiful,incredible..He can’t get me out of his head,According to him,I’m funny,irresistible Everything he ever wanted!Everything is opposite,I don’t feel like

Sending u 1000 smiles take 1 for

Sending u 1000 smiles take 1 for now & Keep the remaining 999 under ur pillow, Pick out 1 every morning coz I want

Thought id remind u today just incase

Thought i’d remind u today just incase it slipped out ur mind!Happy Women’s Day!

Pahunchna college hamesha late vo kehna sir

Pahunchna college hamesha late Vo kehna sir ka ‘Get out from the class!’ Vo bahar jaake hamsha kehna Yahan ka system Hi hai kharab

The stars are out moon is up

The stars are out, The moon is up, 1 more Hug, 1 more smile, Kiss you once, Kiss you twice Now it’s time 4

The art of war is simple enough

The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as

When you are a bear of very

When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish

U r d beat of my heart

U r d beat of my heart Lover of my soul I’ll never leave U & never wanna U let go U r d

The things u love ull lose someday

The things u love u’ll lose someday. The things u fear u’ll face one day. So make d most out of every moment.As life

Oh my lord show me way of

Oh my lord! Oh my lord! Show me way of mustaqeem, Make me such as you deem, Safe me out of harm’s way, As

Trust your heart dont be afraid to

Trust your heart don’t be afraid to reach out to something new.Go ahead get yor hopes up even if things turns out differently than

Open your eyes see out sideskyis praying

‘Open your ‘Eyes, see out Side..*’SKY’*..is ‘Praying 4U’ ‘SuN’ is ‘Smiling 4U’.*’Birds’*.r ‘Singing 4U’ .*’Trees’*.r ‘Dancing 4U’ ‘Flowers r ‘Blossoming 4U’ ‘B’COZ All r

Faraz now available in english oh

Faraz Now Available in English…! Oh Faraz! The Robber Took out His Knife… Oh Faraz! The Robber Took out His Knife… . . .

Husband wanted to call the hospital ask

Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, “How’s the situation?” He

Six brilliant doubts 1 if all the

Six Brilliant Doubts ! 1. If all the nations in the world are in debt,where did all the money go? 2. When dog food

If you love some one because you

If you love some one because You think that he is really gorgeous… Then it’s not love.. It’s – INFATUATION. . . If you

Ring out the old ring in new

Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the

U may b out of my sight

U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart U may b out of my reach but not out of

All day long i hear people talking

All day long, I hear people talking out loud. But when you talk to me, your sweet voice drowns out the crowd! I miss

New year begins let us pray that

New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends. God bless

Understand love pick the signs not everyone

Understand Love, Pick The Signs Not everyone is able to express their feelings out loud, But don’t miss the way they look into your

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Treasured friend im glad i found you

Treasured friend, I’m glad I found you; Our friendship is a gift we share. I can be myself around you, Safe in your love

Ive seen all ur endeavours hardships i

I?ve seen all ur endeavours ur hardships I know u are my friend I know the reason for struggle u have tried all your

Urting line by love 107 votes

urting line by love (107 votes, average: 4.30 out of 5) Most hurting Line by a true Love: If U will leave me, I

If each leaf of a tree is

If each leaf of a tree is your ‘SMILE’ Then I promise u that; I will water it through out my life 2 c

My best friend is the one who

“My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.”

A question posed prove 2

A question posed… Prove: 2 / 10 = 2 .. Art student : Out of syllabus ….. Commerce student : Question hi galat hai

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house… still he was in jail…….why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff

Romance is in the air chocolate hearts

Romance is in the air. Chocolate hearts, roses, and greeting cards are everywhere. If you really want to be romantic, ignore all of these

Allah when things are down and

Allah When things are down And you are out of your mind Remember just remember Allah is The Kind. When your life is in

If it turns out that there is

If it turns out that there is a GOD, I don’t think that he’s evil. But the worst that you can say about him

Long engagements give people the opportunity of

Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other’s character before marriage, which is never advisable. Oscar Wilde

Boywhat is that u keep in ur

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth which is 6? long and move it in and out and wait for a white substance

I close my eyes 2 sleep but

I close my eyes 2 sleep but cant. Tots of u keeps me awake, I wonder if u’ve tot same abt me…Coz 4ling in

One day i see young boy fight

one day i see one young boy fight him is mother is boy hit him is mother is mother is kringa .out side is

Cherish your visions cherish ideals the music

Cherish your visions; cherish your ideals; cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that

Define a girl da 1 who b4

Define a GIRL: da 1 who b4 goin out 4 a party puts on mascara, eye shadow, eye liner, lipgloss, glitter, rouge, blush, kajal,

The greed of gain has no time

The greed of gain has no time or limit to its capaciousness. Its one object is to produce and consume. It has pity neither

Do not take life too seriously you

‘Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.’ ~ Elbert Hubberd

Early in da morning sun rise with

Early in da morning sun rise with may hopse but its set with hopelessly. all da flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell

The measure of a mans character is

The measure of a man’s character is what he would do if he knew he never would be found out. Thomas B. Macaulay

Pass this to your friends and see

Pass this to your friends and see how many colors You get..!! Red: You should improve your nature.. Blue: you should put a smile

Define girl d 1 who before

Define GIRL: D 1 who before going out puts on……. eye shadow eye liner lipgloss glitter rouge blush kajal & asks-mom Natural to lag

61 al muhyi the one who took out

61. Al-Muhyi: The One who took out a living human from semen that does not have a soul. He gives life bygiving the souls

The candle of hope is the source

The candle of hope is the source of light for success in life so don’t loose it. Failures try to blow it out but

China cricket q nai khelta k

china cricket q nai khelta?? . . . . . q k technical problem ha. . . sb k face 1 jese hain jo

She used 2 shoot missiles with her

She used 2 shoot missiles With her maskara-laden eyes And when her lips parted My ears felt a bong Her eyes used 2 scintillate

A boy was teaching maths to girl

A Boy Was Teaching Maths To A Girl. Boy Kissed Girl, Again Kissed Her And Said Dis Is Called ‘Addition’ Girl Kissed Boy And

Welcome to radio bed fm this is

welcome to radio BED FM… this is DJ bedsheet hanging out with DJ pillow, for now i’l play u song called sleep tight by

U r d beat of my heart

U r d beat of my heart Lover of my soul I’ll never leave U & never wana U let go U r d

Generosity is to help a deserving person

Generosity is to help a deserving person without his request, and if you help him after his request, then it is either out of

Girl friends are like mobile phone whenever

girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u

I stood beside a hill smooth with

I stood beside a hill Smooth with new-laid snow A single star looked out From the cold evening glow. There was no other creature

Boyi can kiss u with out touching

Boy:I can kiss u with out touching U Girl: U can’t . Boy: Lagi Lagi 20 20 Rs. ki Shart? Girl: ok Boy kissed

It is from numberless diverse acts of

It is from numberless diverse acts of courage and belief that human history is shaped. Each time a man stands up for an ideal,

Value d people who hve touched ur

Value d people who hve touched ur life bcoz u’ll never know when they’ll walk out of ur life and never cum back again.

I was thrown out of college for

I Was Thrown Out Of College For Cheating On The Metaphysics Exam; I Looked Into The Soul Of The Boy Sitting Next To Me.

New year begins let us pray that

New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,God bless you

Patient what are the chances of my

Patient: What are the chances of my recovering doctor? Doctor: One hundred percent….Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the

Trust your heart dont be afraid to

Trust your heart don’t be afraid to reach out to something new.Go ahead get yor hopes up even if things turns out differently than

It is from numberless diverse acts of

It is from numberless diverse acts of courage and belief that human history is shaped. Each time a man stands up for an ideal,

A water droplet on a greeny leaf

A water droplet on a greeny leaf appears like a pearl.datz way u also appeared & shines my life. so I never foget u

Whatever you do need courage course decide

Whatever you do, you need courage. Whatever course you decide upon, there is always someone to tell you that you are wrong. There are

A lady calls santa for repairing door

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I’m coming daily since

Do u remember the day we travelled

Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then

Saraiki dictionary excuse me oey buddi

SARAIKI DICTIONARY; Excuse me = (Oey Buddi Da) Stupid = ( o Chuttu Aa) Get Out = (Nikel Maa Ku Yahin) I am in

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut

“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.” GOOD NITE

Open ur eyes see out side sky

‘Open Ur Eyes’ ‘See Out Side’ ‘SKY’ Is Praying 4 U’ ‘SuN’ Is ‘Smiling 4 U’ ‘Birds’ r ‘Singng 4 U’ ‘Trees’ r ‘Dncing

I love you for the part of

I love you For the part of me That you bring out; I love you For putting your hand Into my heaped-up heart And

Its really a wonder that i havent

It’s really a wonder that I haven’t dropped all my ideals, because they seem so absurd and impossible to carry out. Yet I keep

Titanic was sinking romeo juliet i love

titanic was sinking. romeo; juliet i love u. if i cant live with u then i am ready to die with u. juliet; romeo

Sending u 1000 smiles take 1 for

Sending u 1000 smiles take 1 for now & Keep the remaining 999 under ur pillow, Pick out 1 every morning coz I want

I wish im a stone so

i wish im a stone.. so when d tym comes dat dey want me out of deir lyf dey can throw me as far

2sardars go for a drive oye zara

2sardars go for a drive. OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not. sardar puts his head out & says yes..No..Yes..No..Yes..No..

All iz well remiix jb paper

=All Iz Well= ….,-==REMIIX==-,…. =Jb Paper Ho Out Of Control’ =Answer Sheet Ko Kr K Fold’ =Answer Sheet Ko Kr K Fold’ =Aero Plane

Hardest moment is not that when you

Hardest moment is not that when You lose something & TEARS come out of Your EYES! But its the one when You lose something,

Darkness cannot drive out darkness only light

‘Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that’. (Martin Luther King, Jr.)

Full many a glorious morning have i

Full many a glorious morning have I see Flatter the mountain-tops with sovereign eye, Kissing with golden face the meadows green, Gilding pale streams

I want u 2 know dat our

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window… I

The purpose of life after all is

The purpose of life, after all, is to live it, to taste experience to the utmost, to reach out eagerly and without fear for

What do u wana choose my love

What do u wana choose My Love Or My Life Try Life Because with out you No Love No Life…

Akhirat ka paper out hai section

AKHIRAT ka PAPER out hai? Section A ‘QABAR’ Section B ‘HASHAR’ Section A mein 3 sawal hain. 1.Tumhara RUB kon he? 2.Tumhara DEEN kya

G get up o open ur eyes o out of

G-get up O-open ur eyes O-out of ur bed D-day has risen M-merry life O-old dreams cum true R-rise$shine N-new frnds I-ideas of life

Years and years will pass by slowly

Years and years will pass by.. and slowly the memories will fade and little by little the wind will blow away the sand castle

If msgs come at d wrng tym

if msgS coMe at D wrNg TyM, Sory 4 d DsTrBnCe. & weN Ur fone beepS onLy 2 fND oUt it’S me, hoPe uR

I liked the simplicity of this

I Liked The Simplicity Of This Line … ‘A Friend Is Like B L O O D …Though They Aren’t Seen Over SKIN, They

Last night a tear rolled out from

Last Night A Tear Rolled Out From My eye. I Asked It Why Did U Come Out? It Replied There Someone So Special In

The prophet muhammad pbuh said the most

The Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) said: “The most enviable of my friends is a believer with little property who finds pleasure in prayer, who performs

Even if the sun refused to shine

Even if the sun refused to shine Even if romance ran out of rhyme You would still have my heart Till the end of

A sweeter smile brighter day hope everything

A sweeter smile, A brighter day, Hope everything turns out better 4 u 2morrow. May ALLAH be with you always. Good Luck

As the day turns to night keep

As the day turns to night, keep your worries out of sight, close your eyes and go to sleep for all the good times

Height of social networking a boys

‘HEIGHT OF SOCIAL NETWORKING’ A boy’s FACEBOOK status: ‘I m online from Bathroom’ His Dad comment on status: ‘Son come out fast I am

Born out of concern for all beings

Born out of concern for all beings. Buddha

A hot secretary came angrily out of

A hot Secretary Came Angrily Out Of Boss CabinColleague Asked:what happened?She Replied:He asked r u free tonight?I said ya & —– gave me 50

Do you often wonder if sum1 is

Do you often wonder if sum1 is thinking of u? do u often wonder if sum1 out there misses u? do u often wonder

Look when a painter would surpass the

Look when a painter would surpass the life In limning out a well-proportioned steed, His art with nature’s workmanship at strife, As if the

Ek shadi mai dulhan ka pehla mangetar

Ek shadi mai dulhan ka pehla mangetar b saj dhaj k aya howa tha Kisi ny pocha k kia ap dolha hain? Us ny

Valentines for lovers and friends all my

Valentine’s for lovers and for friends. All my love goes out to you this day! Love is something different from desire: Even, silent, peaceful

Friendship is like a rainbow red

Friendship is like a rainbow Red like an apple, sweet to the core .**´¨`**.¸¸.**´¨`**.¸¸.**´¨`**.¸¸.**´¨`** Orange, like a burning flame, never dying out .**´¨`**.¸¸.**´¨`**.¸¸.**´¨`**.¸¸.**´¨`** Yellow

I have found the best way to

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to

New year begins lets pray that it

New Year begins, lets pray, that it wl be a year wd new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends, God bless u

Nurse came out with the newborn kid

Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him:

Youve got to follow your passion figure

You’ve got to follow your passion. You’ve got to figure out what it is you love–who you really are. And have the courage to

New year begins let us pray that

New year begins, let us pray, That it will be a year with new peace, New happiness, and abundance of new friends, God bless

We learn wisdom from failure much more

We learn wisdom from failure much more than from success. We often discover what will do, by finding out what will not do; and

My heart cried loud and my words

My heart cried loud and my words could not rhyme.. My world was upside down as my love hurt me every time… You thought

A bulky boy went to a mango

A bulky boy went to a mango grove with his friends to steal mangoes, because they were convinced that stolen mangoes taste better. All

Somewhere out there beneath the pale moon

somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true… goodnite & sweet

In the rhythm of life we sometimes

In The Rhythm Of Life We Sometimes Find Ourselves Out Of The Tune But As Long As There’s Someone Which Becomes Our Melody The

I feel sometimes like ive truly lost

I feel sometimes like I’ve truly lost my way Sometimes it’s hard 2 make it through da day When I have da chance 2

Somewhere out there beneath the pale moon

somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true… goodnite & sweet

Valentines for lovers and friends all my

Valentine’s for lovers and for friends. All my love goes out to you this day! Love is something different from desire: Even, silent, peaceful

Dont give password of our love and

Dont give password of our Love and friendship to anybody,Because if u will say this password ‘I LOVE U’ It means he will hack

Anger is natural its part of the

Anger is natural. It’s part of the force. You just have to learn to hang out with it. Tori Amos