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On teddy bear day we think of

On Teddy Bear Day, We Think Of People Who Have Cheered And Encouraged Us, Who Go Out Of Their Way To Be Kind And

How true my felling were i found

HOW true MY felling were i found out to be the best thing in my life was when you married me thank you my

Deres no special reason for dis msg

Dere’s no Special reason for dis msg, I juz want 2 steal a single moment out of ur busy life and hope I can

The md was walking in the factory

The MD was walking in the factory, he noticed a guy leaning against the wall, looking somewhere.. He approached the man & asked him,

Giggling bites l o v

Giggling Bites ~*~ L O V E ~*~ Makes A BOY …Forget That There Are 1,877,922,782 GIRLS Out There … =P =D

Misbah sachin ko 100th century nhe bnanay

Misbah*: Sachin Ko 100th Century Nhe Bnanay Dengy! Afridi*: Mgr Hm Usy Rokengay Kesy? Wo To Form Mn Hy! Misbah*: Hm 90 Pe All

The greed of gain has no time

The greed of gain has no time or limit to its capaciousness. Its one object is to produce and consume. It has pity neither

A poster showing fish caught on

A Poster Showing A Fish Caught On A Hook With The Caption Read: Even A Fish Would Have Stayed Out Of Trouble If It

They had a bicycle repair shop

They Had a bicycle repair shop & a ‘Dream’ to make sumthng that flies. People laughd at them… ‘WRIGHT BroS (makers of airplane) .

New year begins let us pray that

New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends, God bless

Smetimes v built walls around our heartnot

Smetimes v built Walls around Our Heart,not just to Be Safe from getting Hurt But to Find Out,who Cares Enough to Break the Walls

Whatever course you decide upon there is

Whatever course you decide upon, there is always someone to tell you that you are wrong. There are always difficulties arising which tempt you

Trust your heart dont be afraid to

Trust your heart don’t be afraid to reach out to something new.Go ahead get yor hopes up even if things turns out differently than

Generosity is to help a deserving person

Generosity is to help a deserving person without his request, and if you help him after his request, then it is either out of

Valentines for lovers and friends all my

Valentine’s for lovers and for friends. All my love goes out to you this day! Love is something different from desire: Even, silent, peaceful

The really frightening thing about middle age

The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it. *-*-HAPPY BIRTHDAY*-*-

Define girl ans the 1 who

Define girl; Ans- The 1 who b4 going out puts on. mascara, eyeshadow, eyeliner ,lipgloss ,glitter ,rough, blush, kajal & asks … Natural to

seek out that particular mental attribute

? ‘Seek out that particular mental attribute, ? which makes you feel most deeply and vitally alive, ? along with which comes the inner

It is from numberless diverse acts of

It is from numberless diverse acts of courage and belief that human history is shaped. Each time a man stands up for an ideal,

Life is pretty much unpredictable i may

Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won’t miss out letting you know that life is worth living

Trust your heart dont be afraid to

Trust your heart don’t be afraid to reach out to something new.Go ahead get yor hopes up even if things turns out differently than

Interviewer let me check your english

Interviewer: Let me check your english……. Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good. Pathan: Bad Interviewer: Come Pathan: Go Interviewer: Ugly Pathan: Pichlli Interviewer:

Joke height of language miss use student

*JOKE* Height of Language miss use: Student was watching a monkey play out of the class window when the professor suddenly noticed him and

2 men went a call girl 1st

2 Men Went 2 a Call Girl 1st Went In And Came Out And Said Naa My Wife Is Better. 2nd Went In And

Anger is natural its part of the

Anger is natural. It’s part of the force. You just have to learn to hang out with it. Tori Amos

Long engagements give people the opportunity of

Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other’s character before marriage, which is never advisable. Oscar Wilde

Happy valentines day from me to you

Happy Valentines Day from me to you. So glad i sent a card to you. You know how I feel you know what i

I believe that god above created u

I believe that GOD above created u for me to love… HE picked u out from all the rest…because HE know Ill Love u

As day turns to night keep

As day turns to NIGHT.,. Keep your worries out of SIGHT….No matter how TOUGH the world may seem…you still deserve the SWEETEST DREAM …..GOOD

Early in the morning sun rise with

Early in the morning sun rise with many hopes but its set hopelessly. All the flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but

Last night i looked up at the

Last night i looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why i love you i was doing great, but

I wish im a stone so

i wish im a stone.. so when d tym comes dat dey want me out of deir lyf dey can throw me as far

I may run out of message 2

I may run out of message 2 text u. I may run out of jokes 2o. I may also run out of battery or

A sweeter smile brighter day hope everything

A sweeter smile, A brighter day, Hope everything turns out better 4 u 2morrow. May ALLAH be with you always. Good Luck

U dnt text often u much it

U dnt text often. u dnt text much. It makes me feel sad coz we’re out of touch. D message is clear. Theres someone

Mrbean went to guinness book office

MR.BEAN Went To Guinness Book Office To Check If He Is Still The Bigges Comedian On Earth Or Not, But He Came Out Angrily

Dont take life to seriouly because youll

Don’t take life to seriouly because you’ll never get out alive Josh Shippe

My heart cried loud and my words

My heart cried loud and my words could not rhyme.. My world was upside down as my love hurt me every time… You thought

When you are a bear of very

When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish

Night is the essence of pride for

Night is the essence of pride, for i”ll be dreaming of my to be bride,sweetdreams and goodnight is wished,for she will never know how

Boydo you have a pen girl

BOY:Do you have a PEN? Girl: Yeah BOY: Oh.. Its Out Of Ink ! Girl: What? …You?re Kidding, It Works! Boy: It Doesn?t Work!

Twelve red roses 1 the first

Twelve Red Roses #1 The first red rose Sent out of season The second red rose Sent for no reason

Akhirat ka paper out hai section

AKHIRAT ka PAPER out hai, Section A ‘QABAR’ men 3 question hain. Q1. Tumhara RAB kon? Q2. Tumhara DEEN kia hai? Q3.Tumhara NABI kon?

A man to his friend my wife

A Man To His Friend: My Wife Died Yesterday.!! I m Trying To Cry But Tears are Not Coming Out 🙂 What To Do?

Love is sweet poison do not

Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved’s advise. And keep out of reach of children.. And keep it in cool

Marriage is like a public toilet

Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.. sweEty@puPpy

To an unknown girl enjoy the

To An Unknown Girl Enjoy the chastity in your youthful hue Kiss your dreams like morning dew Don’t let tears to create rough strife

Keep one photo of ur wife in

Keep one photo of ur wife in ur pocket, when you are in a tension, just take out the photo from pocket, you will

Do u remember the day we travelled

Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then

Love is a symbol of eternity it

Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an

Sea is common for all some take

Sea is common for all. Some take pearls, some take fish and some come out with just wet legs. World is common to all,

Boyi can kiss u with out touching

Boy:I can kiss u with out touching U Girl: U can’t . Boy: Lagi Lagi 20 20 Rs. ki Shart? Girl: ok Boy kissed

What can be added to the happiness

What can be added to the happiness of a man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience?

One thing kids like is to be

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove

I was looking out the windows thinking

I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so

You bring out the best in me

You bring out the best in me. I feel like being myself when you are with me. I love you.

Sometimes you put walls up not to

Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.”

If you love some one because you

If you love some one because You think that he is really gorgeous… Then it’s not love.. It’s – INFATUATION. . . If you

The things u love ull lose someday

The things u love u’ll lose someday. The things u fear u’ll face one day. So make d most out of every moment.As life

Early in da morning sun rise with

Early in da morning sun rise with may hopse but its set with hopelessly. all da flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell

Feeling bored wondering what to do

Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip.. take out your… book from your bag and

Interesting lines from a husbands diary

Interesting lines from a husband’s diary: ‘Now I always watch my wedding video in reverse mode & I love the end when she takes

U r d beat of my heart

U R D Beat Of My Heart Lover Of My Soul I’ll Never Leave U & Never Wana U Let Go U R D

Sign board out side of a repairing

Sign board out side of a repairing shop… ‘We can repair anything from calculator to tractor. To contact us,knock the door loudly. Bell is

Trust your heart dont be afraid to

Trust your heart don’t be afraid to reach out to something new.Go ahead get yor hopes up even if things turns out differently than

Banking sector is very much similar

Banking Sector Is Very Much Similar To Public Toilet Reason: … People Outside Are Desperate To Come In And People Inside Are Dying To

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house? still he was in jail??.why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff

Unbeatable lines our body is fuly made of

Unbeatable lines- Our body is fuly made of waterbut wenevr it hurts,Blood comes out. Our Heart is ful of Bloodwenver it hurts,da water cmes

A lesson from water adjust urself in

A LESSON FROM WATER; ‘adjust urself in every situation,in any shape,at any time and always find out ur own way.. this is the reality

Tum usse debug karna wait main karoonga

Tum usse debug karna. Wait main karoonga tumhaara intezaar karte karte, Main so gaya yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

Friend and blood have only one

‘FRIEND’ and ‘BLOOD’ have only one difference… ‘BLOOD’ enters in ‘HEART’ and flow out… But ‘FRIEND’ enters in ‘HEART’ and stay inside Forever..

If someone points out your mistake

If someone points out Your mistake , Be happy that At least someone is Interested in ”What you have done . GOOD MORNING

In the rhythm of life we sometimes

In The Rhythm Of Life We Sometimes Find Ourselves Out Of The Tune But As Long As There’s Someone Which Becomes Our Melody The

If you just set out to be

If you just set out to be liked, you would be prepared to compromise on anything at any time, and you would achieve nothing.

Height of confidence once many professors

Height Of Confidence Once Many Professors Were Called n Asked To Sit In An Aeroplane… …After They Sat, They Were Informed That The Plane

Jab question paper ho out of control

Jab Question Paper ho out of Control. Answer sheet ko kr k Fold…. Answer sheet ko kr k Fold. Aeroplane bana k bole! All

China cricket q nai khelta k

china cricket q nai khelta?? . . . . . q k technical problem ha. . . sb k face 1 jese hain jo

We learn wisdom from failure much more

We learn wisdom from failure much more than from success. We often discover what will do, by finding out what will not do; and

To be a freshman is to in

To be a freshman is to be in possession of a wonderful thing: time. There is time to figure out what you want to

Feeling bored wondering what to do

Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip.. take out your book from your bag and

Lines by me ill go

Lines by mE, !-! I’ll go out of ur Lyf, if U cn Promise me that smbody wil !..LoVe u more than Me…! …Ok…

U fastedu prayed been good 4 a

U fasted,u prayed, U been good 4 a whole 30 days. So ur merciful ALLAH gave u a sign, Out came the moon 2

Answers 10 long drive 20 deep kissing

Answers: -10: Long Drive -20: Deep Kissing -30: Hath Pakarna -40: Full Romance Out Of Control..Wow -50: Aankho Me Khona..Wah G:) -60: Baten -70:

Whenever new year comes all my saved

Whenever new year comes all my saved up wishes start coming out, And I am glad that you are there to receive them. Happy

Husband wanted to call the hospital ask

Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, “How’s the situation?” He

Wife is like a tv girlfriend mobile

Wife is like a TV Girlfriend is like a MOBILE At home u watch TV but when u go out u take ur MOBILE

If you love some one because you

If you love some one because You think that he is really gorgeous… Then it’s not love.. It’s – INFATUATION. . . If you

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house… still he was in jail…….why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff

Chocolate history starts out in latin america

Chocolate history starts out in Latin America, where cacao trees grow wild. Chocolate is the seed of the cacao tree. This seed is very

A man jumpd into water didnt

A Man Jumpd into Water Didnt Come Out Anothr Man Jumpd into Water Didnt Come Out A Pathan Scientst Was Watching Concluded ‘Humans r

Aoa i ve send u my cv

aoa i ve send u my cv via g mail check it out and inform me then..take care

Luck is like sand in hands it

Luck Is Like Sand In Hands. It Will Sneak Out Through The Fingers, No Matter Gripped Firmly Or Held Loosely… Only Hands In The

Washroom songs in case of normal

Washroom Songs! In Case Of Normal: ‘Jati Hon Main Jaldi He Kia’ In Case Of Lose Motions: ‘Ruk Ruk Ruk Ary Baba Ruk’ In

Open ur eyes see out side sky

‘Open Ur Eyes’ ‘See Out Side’ ‘SKY’ Is Praying 4 U’ ‘SuN’ Is ‘Smiling 4 U’ ‘Birds’ r ‘Singng 4 U’ ‘Trees’ r ‘Dncing

Death scares the hell out of me

Death scares the hell out of me. I do not want to die knowing that you will be crying over me But if death

Last night i matched each star with

Last night I matched each star with a reason for loving you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.

I liked the simplicity of this

I Liked The Simplicity Of This Line … ‘A Friend Is Like B L O O D …Though They Aren’t Seen Over SKIN, They

Be not afraid of going slowly only

Be not afraid of going slowly, Be only afraid of standing still. Do something, Either lead, Follow, or Get out of the way. When

Met you became friends shared secrets freaked

Met you, became friends, shared secrets, freaked out, had fun, fought with you, Laughed with you, Smiled with you, Cried with u, Hurt you,

I want u 2 know dat our

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window… I

Allah when things are down and

Allah When things are down And you are out of your mind Remember just remember Allah is The Kind. When your life is in

Cousin se out of family jisy

#=cousin se *=out of family %=Jisy aap pyaar krty hen. +=Jo aap ko pyaar krta hy ?=parents wish !=love marrige. &=kunware maro gay. .

A question posed prove 2

A question posed… Prove: 2 / 10 = 2 .. Art student : Out of syllabus ….. Commerce student : Question hi galat hai

A bulky boy went to a mango

A bulky boy went to a mango grove with his friends to steal mangoes, because they were convinced that stolen mangoes taste better. All

Obstacles dont have to stop you if

Obstacles don’t have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don’t turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it,

Nurse came out with the newborn kid

Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him:

Dont rush in luv for it never

Don’t rush in luv for it never runs out. Let luv be the one to knock at ur door, so by the time you

Height of bravery for girls

Height of bravery for girls . . . . . . . . . . Moving out of house without make-up 😀 :p

U r d beat of my heart

U r d beat of my heart Lover of my soul I’ll never leave U & never wanna U let go U r d

What is the difference between blood and

What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed.

Quaid e azam muhammad ali jinnah

Quaid E Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah Get out of tranquility and step in the practical life. Dedicate your faculties to seek improvement in every

You may be out of sight but

You may be out of sight but you’re always in my mind. Happy Fathers’Day

If the moon never come out

If The Moon Never Come Out And The Stars Did Not Shine It Would Be One Lonely World … Just As Would The Heart

Oh my lord show me way of

Oh my lord! Oh my lord! Show me way of mustaqeem, Make me such as you deem, Safe me out of harm’s way, As

Define a girl the one

Define A GIRL : The One Who Before Going Out For A Party Puts On Eye Shadow Eye Liner Lipgloss Glitter Rouge Blush Kaajal

Even if the sun refused to shine

Even if the sun refused to shine Even if romance ran out of rhyme You would still have my heart Till the end of

61 al muhyi the one who took out

61. Al-Muhyi: The One who took out a living human from semen that does not have a soul. He gives life bygiving the souls

Jasmine was in a forbidden relationship with

Jasmine was in a forbidden relationship with Aladdin… Snow White lived alone with 7 men.. Pinnochio was a liar.. Robin Hood was a thief..

If you love someone show them

If You Love Someone, Show Them. Because You Could Soon Find Yourself …Watching Them Walk Out The Door! Words Mean Nothing, But Actions Mean

Pahunchna college hamesha late vo kehna sir

Pahunchna college hamesha late Vo kehna sir ka ‘Get out from the class!’ Vo bahar jaake hamsha kehna Yahan ka system Hi hai kharab

An escalator can never break it only

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily

Love is out there and not easy

Love is out there and not easy to find Because we all know that love is blind Love hurts and causes emotional pain Sometimes

Tonight is shab e miraj remember me

Tonight Is Shab E Miraj. Remember Me In Your Prayers. May Allah Provide You With Solace, Bundles Of Happiness, Health And Wealth Through Out

Jab light ho out of control

‘Jab light ho out of control’ ‘Taar ko TU kar ke goal’ ‘Taar ko TU kar ke goal kunda laga ke bol’ ‘AaaaLL IS

All iz well remiix jb paper

=All Iz Well= ….,-==REMIIX==-,…. =Jb Paper Ho Out Of Control’ =Answer Sheet Ko Kr K Fold’ =Answer Sheet Ko Kr K Fold’ =Aero Plane

Its your birthday so dont feel down

It’s your birthday, so don’t feel down; Don’t think deep stuff and frown; Your life should be filled with mirth; Just look what you’ve

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people form a burning house …. still he was in jail …. …. .y? Because all the 6

Da starz r out moon is up

da starz r out, da moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile, k-i-s-s u once, k-i-s-s u twice, now itz time 4

The statistics on sanity are that one

“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three

G go 2 bed o off d

G. Go 2 Bed O. Off d Lights O. Out O Tension D. Dreams Come N. Nice Sleep I. Ignore Worries G. Get Up

Memory was something that you lost with

Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3 inch floppy You hoped

Im staring at ur picture nw clutched

I’m staring at ur picture nw Clutched tight in my hand Trying 2 work it out in my head & trying 2 understand. U

My best friend is the one who

My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.